1. What?Copy !req
2. The jig is up, Mike.
And what jig would that be?Copy !req
3. The meat jig.Copy !req
4. You've got to quit with
the beef and the fatty foods.Copy !req
5. Your triglycerides are off the charts.Copy !req
6. Oh, but I love meat. Oh,
can I still have those...Copy !req
7. No! No turkey, no kosher, no meat.Copy !req
8. How about pepperoni pizza?Copy !req
9. This isn't funny, Mike.Copy !req
10. I'm not joking and this
ain't no show, mister.Copy !req
11. I'll see you in a
year hopefully.Copy !req
12. I'll do my best.Copy !req
13. In the year 1998, two
men, one named Bob, the other David,Copy !req
14. finally finished the run of
a little known comedy programCopy !req
15. and immediately climbed into
this real time travel machine.Copy !req
16. They set the clock for the year 2015.Copy !req
17. The machine has arrived
at the chosen momentCopy !req
18. and they will now see
what their future holds.Copy !req
19. Here we are. The year 2015.Copy !req
20. It worked! The time machine is real!Copy !req
21. Hey, they finally made it!Copy !req
22. Paul F. Tompkins! John Ennis!Copy !req
23. Jill! Brian! Jay! You guys
are all still hanging around.Copy !req
24. God, Bob, they're so old!Copy !req
25. Oh, my God, you guys...
you've seriously aged.Copy !req
26. Yeah, uh, well, look at
yourselves. It's disgusting.Copy !req
27. Yeah. You guys are older than us.Copy !req
28. We can't be older because we
traveled in this time machine.Copy !req
29. Uh, we watched you get in
that and that was 16 years ago.Copy !req
30. Yeah, dude, it just sat there for 16 years.Copy !req
31. Jesus, what's that smell?Copy !req
32. Oh, uh... Brian, you don't wanna go in...Copy !req
33. Yeah, that... Ugh!Copy !req
34. Oh, my God! Did you guys
shit in there for 16 years?Copy !req
35. But, wait, we did travel in time, right?Copy !req
36. I mean, you got in that
machine 16 years agoCopy !req
37. and then 16 years passed, so...Copy !req
38. No, it's a real time travel
machine. That's what the doctor said.Copy !req
39. Yeah, Dr. Gilly Fartsworth!
He was a real doctor.Copy !req
40. Maybe what the doctor meant was
it was a real time travel machine.Copy !req
41. Oh, right, there we go.Copy !req
42. So, I mean, you did travel through
time, but just in real time.Copy !req
43. So, it's, uh... it's a box.Copy !req
44. That you shit in.Copy !req
45. Well, yeah, if you get the deluxe model.Copy !req
46. Oh, you guys got ripped off.Copy !req
47. David... there's one thing we gotta do.Copy !req
48. Take a sh... Right? No? No.Copy !req
49. We gotta go back in time 16 yearsCopy !req
50. and get our money back
from Dr. Gilly Fartsworth!Copy !req
51. Whoa, here we are! But is it 16 years ago?Copy !req
52. Whoa, Bob, you look really old.Copy !req
53. Well, David, you look really fake old.Copy !req
54. David! Bob! You made it! You
traveled back and forth in time!Copy !req
55. Uh, dude, you sold us a toilet.Copy !req
56. I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
57. You just got inside the real time
travel machine a few seconds ago.Copy !req
58. David, he's got a point.Copy !req
59. We did just travel back in time just now.Copy !req
60. Kind of amazing. All right! So I did it!Copy !req
61. No, you would've done it
if we traveled through timeCopy !req
62. without aging the exact
amount of time we traveled.Copy !req
63. Well, it can do that.Copy !req
64. Come on, let me show. Can I show you?Copy !req
65. See, that's your control panel,Copy !req
66. so you can pick which
date you want to go to.Copy !req
67. You guys have it set to
real time. That's option one.Copy !req
68. Or you can hit this button here,
take that hyphen right out of there.Copy !req
69. Now you've got a real time travel machine.Copy !req
70. And you can travel through
time in nanoseconds!Copy !req
71. That's it? That's it.
It's the dehyphenator.Copy !req
72. It's really the most
impressive part of the machine.Copy !req
73. So, now when we travel through
time, we won't age anymore?Copy !req
74. No! Uh, well, a few minutes or
you can hit this button right here.Copy !req
75. That activates the agedecreaser.Copy !req
76. But I don't know if you'd
want anything like that.Copy !req
77. Of course we want something like that!Copy !req
78. Agedecreaser? Yes!
Why didn't you tell us?Copy !req
79. Everyone needs one of those.
Okay, okay!Copy !req
80. Wow, we did it! We're back in the present.Copy !req
81. David? Oh, come on!Copy !req
82. Just give me a minute, Bob. I
had the lamb jaffir for lunch.Copy !req
83. Oh! That's a good one. I'll use that.Copy !req
84. Because you guys bailed on yourselves...
Hey, Drew, you in this hand?Copy !req
85. Yeah. Yeah, hang on.Copy !req
86. Geez! Your toilet smells
like a time machine!Copy !req
87. Such a good book. That is ripe!Copy !req
88. Okay. Seven card Chicago,
tens are wild, follow the twos.Copy !req
89. Yeah, I am in! All right! I'm feeling good.Copy !req
90. Uh, here's a question. Did anybody
make a New Year's resolution this year?Copy !req
91. Oh, come on, man! Maybe.Copy !req
92. Follow up question...
uh, has anybody kept them?Copy !req
93. I actually put my house on the market.Copy !req
94. What? Oh, you're doing it?Copy !req
95. Yeah, I'm quitting my job at the warehouse,Copy !req
96. I took Brian out of school,Copy !req
97. I got plane tickets to Hollywood
and I'm gonna do it. Finally.Copy !req
98. I'm gonna direct big budget,
crowd plea sing, award winning films.Copy !req
99. That's so nice. Well, that's awesome!Copy !req
100. Good for you, man.
Thanks, buddy. I'm excited.Copy !req
101. Wait, I'm sorry. So, KyleCopy !req
102. you're just gonna become
a major Hollywood director?Copy !req
103. Yeah, Mike, keep up.Copy !req
104. Yeah, uh, me? I'm doing
it too, man, for real.Copy !req
105. Tanya's letting me take over the basement,
sold the truck, got a pallet of bromineCopy !req
106. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
start my own cell phone company!Copy !req
107. Awesome! That's awesome.
That's great!Copy !req
108. You know, simple, justCopy !req
109. you know, design a phone,
build a phone, sort out theCopy !req
110. you know, cellular signal thing.
The bar thing.Copy !req
111. Whatever that's called, yeah.Copy !req
112. And then, boom!Copy !req
113. Tough titties, Samsung!
There's a new kid on the block.Copy !req
114. All right! Good for you, pal!Copy !req
115. You know that Samsung is,
like, a huge company, right?Copy !req
116. Come on! Yeah, I know that.Copy !req
117. Well, how are you gonna outsell them?Copy !req
118. 'Cause it's gonna be a
better product, asshole!Copy !req
119. You know, it's gonna have
a camera with a zoom lens.Copy !req
120. It's gonna take apps and... Just a betterCopy !req
121. Mike, use your ears to listen.Copy !req
122. Speaking of which have
you made a resolution? Yeah.Copy !req
123. Yeah, as a matter of fact I have.Copy !req
124. You know, I just, um...
just saw my doctor,Copy !req
125. and she says my cholesterol
is a little high.Copy !req
126. Listen to her. Yeah, you have to.Copy !req
127. Yeah, so...Copy !req
128. You know, after my brother's
heart attack last year,Copy !req
129. that was a real wake up call, and, um...
Sorry, man.Copy !req
130. So I realize I gotta
do it. No more red meat.Copy !req
131. Not eating red meat anymore.Copy !req
132. You love meat though.Copy !req
133. Yeah, I know, but... if
I keep eating it, I'll die, soCopy !req
134. from now on it's just
chicken, fish and tofu.Copy !req
135. No more red meat for me. End of story.Copy !req
136. Hey, what are we playing,
again? Is it Chicago time?Copy !req
137. Over and under. Over and under.Copy !req
138. It's over and under.
Over and under and sevens.Copy !req
139. Last game, it was five and ten. Yeah.Copy !req
140. So, you know, I hope
when we order pizza, umCopy !req
141. maybe we get, like, half veggie
or at least just plain cheese,Copy !req
142. because, um... not eatin' red meat anymore.Copy !req
143. You know, I could go for
pizza. I think that'sCopy !req
144. I'm way ahead of you, man. I'm
gonna dial one up on the app thing.Copy !req
145. You know what? Pepperoni and ham, please.
Okay.Copy !req
146. And prosciutto as well, also!
Italian for "ham".Copy !req
147. Can I get half sausage and on
the other half double sausage?Copy !req
148. Oh, there he is!Copy !req
149. So your basic Meat Lover's Special there.
Yeah, right.Copy !req
150. Can we get, like, a small,
with, uh... with no meat on it?Copy !req
151. Oh, you don't think I can do this?Copy !req
152. Come on, man. These are real resolutions.Copy !req
153. Mine is, too! It's for my health.Copy !req
154. Mike, look, I get your sarcasm, okay?Copy !req
155. You don't think I can
be a major film director,Copy !req
156. so you pitch this no meat,
over the top bullshit!Copy !req
157. I think you're being a
shitty friend right now, okay?Copy !req
158. I wasn't being sarcastic, I was just...
Oh, come on!Copy !req
159. Mike was being shitty. Let's end it there.Copy !req
160. Yeah.Copy !req
161. Okay. Uh, in other news,
I made a resolution, too.Copy !req
162. I'm running for office.Copy !req
163. Awesome! That's wonderful!Copy !req
164. Excuse me, what office?Copy !req
165. Pope.Copy !req
166. No kidding?
Pope of the Holy Roman Catholic Church.Copy !req
167. Oh, buddy! The big kahuna.Copy !req
168. No better man for it. You can do it.Copy !req
169. You're Jewish.Copy !req
170. Yeah. And I got three
responses to that one.Copy !req
171. One, so was Jesus. Two, who cares?Copy !req
172. Three, ride this!Copy !req
173. There it is!Copy !req
174. That's our pope. That's gonna get 'em.Copy !req
175. You know what? Since we're
all being honest here...Copy !req
176. Well, some of us.Copy !req
177. Um, I just wanted to tell you
guys that I've been studying up,Copy !req
178. reading a lot and I'm gonna
do it, I'm gonna be a judge.Copy !req
179. Oh, that's great!
Start at the circuit court level.Copy !req
180. Nice and low, you know, and
work my way up and retireCopy !req
181. and then I'm gonna be a famous
no nonsense TV judge. Whoo!Copy !req
182. That's great,
George. Good for you, buddy.Copy !req
183. Thanks. Hey, George,Copy !req
184. how're you gonna be a judge
when you're still on parole?Copy !req
185. Mike, you're not being
very supportive, okay?Copy !req
186. What? When I said my no meat
thing, you guys gave me nothing.Copy !req
187. That's because it's insane!Copy !req
188. You can learn how to be a judge. You
can't learn how to not like something.Copy !req
189. I'll die if I don't do
it! I have no choice!Copy !req
190. Oh, my God! Mike, we didn't
support your no meat thingCopy !req
191. 'cause it's bullshit and we know
you're only gonna last for two secondsCopy !req
192. 'cause you love pepperoni!Copy !req
193. So just ease up, learn how to be a
good friend, and cut the bullshit!Copy !req
194. Yeah.Copy !req
195. There it is!Copy !req
196. It's open!Copy !req
197. Mama Margharetti's two minute pizza.Copy !req
198. Get your pizza in two
minutes or half of it is free.Copy !req
199. Here, this is fake. You can keep all of it.Copy !req
200. All right. All right.Copy !req
201. Oh! All right, douche bags.Copy !req
202. Whoo! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
203. Drew Zimble's Zimble Phone
took over the market in less than a year.Copy !req
204. You're probably watching this
on one of his devices now.Copy !req
205. George Jackson was appointed
Federal Judge of the Ninth Circuit.Copy !req
206. Mike Langorghetti lasted 1.3
seconds until he ate meat.Copy !req
207. Jonah Abramowitz became the
first elected freelance pope,Copy !req
208. and was beloved for doing
most of his poping from home.Copy !req
209. And you have my blessing.Copy !req
210. Boop!Copy !req
211. Honey, what do you want for dinner?Copy !req
212. Let's keep it kosher.Copy !req
213. I guess it's going to be Herschel's again!Copy !req
214. Guys! Herschel's is here!Copy !req
215. Serving succulent kosher turkey bacon
and our award winning turkey oysters.Copy !req
216. All 100% allowed by Hebrew law.Copy !req
217. Because we pride ourselves in
producing the highest quality treatsCopy !req
218. previously available only to Gentiles.Copy !req
219. And now, for a limited Passover treat...Copy !req
220. New Herschel's Turkey Jesus!Copy !req
221. Worship the true Son of God
without breaking any Hebrew law.Copy !req
222. So don't worry, Herschel's Turkey
Jesus contains only the leanest turkey,Copy !req
223. slaughtered under the
basic laws of KashrutCopy !req
224. and free of any
physiological abnormalities.Copy !req
225. And it's just as good as the real thing,
because Herschel's Turkey Jesus is pious,Copy !req
226. sits at the right hand of the father,Copy !req
227. and most importantly, he's
deliciously forgiving!Copy !req
228. And don't forget to read
all about the Turkey SaviorCopy !req
229. with this limited edition
Turkey New Testament.Copy !req
230. Certified by Pope Jonah Abramowitz.Copy !req
231. It has my blessing.Copy !req
232. You're watching
Judge George "No Nonsense" Jackson,Copy !req
233. where real people bring real casesCopy !req
234. in front of retired California
circuit court judge George Jackson.Copy !req
235. And no nonsense is ever allowed.Copy !req
236. Tonight, the defendant, Chazz
Maloney, a worldranked UFC fighter.Copy !req
237. Chazz is accused of unprovoked assaultCopy !req
238. and causing bodily harm to
the plaintiff Andy Duane,Copy !req
239. who claims he was brutally attackedCopy !req
240. and still has the physical and
mental scars to show for it.Copy !req
241. Andy is suing Chazz for medical
costs and emotional traumaCopy !req
242. in the Case of the Popcorn PunchOut.Copy !req
243. All remain seated.Copy !req
244. Tonight, Judge George "No
Nonsense" Jackson is on vacation.Copy !req
245. Filling in, Judge Sandy
"Some Nonsense" Whistleton.Copy !req
246. Your Honor.Copy !req
247. All righty. Here we go!Copy !req
248. Here it comes. All right. Oh! Yep.Copy !req
249. Okay, whoa! Well, this is new here. What
do I... What do I do? Just sit in it?Copy !req
250. Yes, sir, just sit right in it.
Okay, let's give this a...Copy !req
251. One, two, buckle my
shoe. See how this goes.Copy !req
252. All right, what do we have here tonight?Copy !req
253. Chazz Maloney and Andy Duane.Copy !req
254. Uh, one of you is a fighter
and, uh, which one's which?Copy !req
255. I'm the fighter, sir. Don't hit me!Copy !req
256. I'm not gonna hit anyone. Yeah.Copy !req
257. Okay, now I wanna hear both sides,
okay? Plaintiff, you, you go first.Copy !req
258. He almost killed me, sir.Copy !req
259. He broke my nose, he split
my lip, he twisted my arm.Copy !req
260. My doctor says he
hyperextended both of my elbows.Copy !req
261. And he pinned me!Copy !req
262. Uh, it was all a misunderstanding.Copy !req
263. I was in the ring, I had
been training for months,Copy !req
264. waiting for my opponent,
and then he just walks in.Copy !req
265. No! I didn't go to fight you, okay?Copy !req
266. Sir, I didn't wanna fight anyone.Copy !req
267. Okay, but you were in the ring.Copy !req
268. Didn't know it was a ring. It's a square.Copy !req
269. Sir, what kind of a ring is a square?Copy !req
270. There is no such thing.
That's made up. Okay.Copy !req
271. All right, but it was
the only space like that.Copy !req
272. I was just taking a shortcut
to the goddamn concession area,Copy !req
273. and then you started banging me around!Copy !req
274. Okay, well, I'm a
fighter. That's what I do.Copy !req
275. I didn't know what was
going on in that building.Copy !req
276. I just wanted some popcorn and I...Copy !req
277. "That building"? The Staples Center?Copy !req
278. Whatever it's called.Copy !req
279. I don't know the name
of every building, sir.Copy !req
280. I don't know 'em.Copy !req
281. Honest to Pete! I mean, how
can anyone be asked to knowCopy !req
282. every single building in Los Angeles?Copy !req
283. Okay, well, why would you
wander into a massive arena?Copy !req
284. To buy popcorn! I already told you!Copy !req
285. Don't play the blame
game with me. You'll lose!Copy !req
286. That's a very good point.Copy !req
287. When you talk, I don't wanna hear
excuses. I just wanna hear facts from you.Copy !req
288. Okay, well, he was wearing fighting shorts.Copy !req
289. I just said it's not your turn to talk!Copy !req
290. Go ahead.Copy !req
291. Fighting shorts are my underwear!Copy !req
292. I was home alone, I popped
out to get popcorn...Copy !req
293. See, there's two ways to pop.Copy !req
294. Judge, shut up.Copy !req
295. I was home alone watching
the film Home Alone...Copy !req
296. Can I talk? Shh.Copy !req
297. I popped out to get popcorn.Copy !req
298. I walked across the street.
There was a fella out front.Copy !req
299. I asked him if they sold
popcorn inside. He said yes.Copy !req
300. So, I paid $49 for a
ticket, plus surchargesCopy !req
301. I went inside, I saw an open
area, I walked towards it,Copy !req
302. climbed through a couple of ropes,Copy !req
303. and then you started whaling on me!Copy !req
304. Okay, but he punched me first!Copy !req
305. Is this true, Mr. Duane?
Did you strike him first?Copy !req
306. I asked him if they sold popcorn.Copy !req
307. He ignored me... so, yes, I punched him!Copy !req
308. He was rude!Copy !req
309. Okay, I said I was sorry.Copy !req
310. You interrupt me one more time
and I'll punch you again, brother!Copy !req
311. Sir, please stay in control.Copy !req
312. Okay, all right, stop! Stop it!
Stop, stop, stop, stop! Okay.Copy !req
313. I'm sorry, you're out of order here, okay?Copy !req
314. A man walks into your place
of business in his pajamasCopy !req
315. and you start punching him around,
give him the old one two up the kazoo?Copy !req
316. Uhuh! Not in my courtroom, Sally Anne.Copy !req
317. And you you're right.Copy !req
318. When you're right, you're right.Copy !req
319. I got to hand it to you, kiddo, you
came in here like a house on fire,Copy !req
320. barnstorming, you made your points.Copy !req
321. Good schmuck us on ya.Copy !req
322. All right, well, I find for the plaintiff.Copy !req
323. Give him whatever he wants, okay?Copy !req
324. Find out what he wants,
give it to him, on me, okay?Copy !req
325. All right, so that's all
for me. That... I was...Copy !req
326. Okay, I'm gonna leave now.
What do I... How do I...Copy !req
327. You just stand up, sir, and walk away.Copy !req
328. Up next, she says, she
left her car overnight at his garageCopy !req
329. and when she came to retrieve
it, the radio was gone.Copy !req
330. He says that's impossible.Copy !req
331. The garage is locked and
only she has the key.Copy !req
332. In the case of the car in the
garage that somebody has the key to.Copy !req
333. Filling in for Judge Sandy
"Some Nonsense" WhistletonCopy !req
334. is Judge Gibby "All Nonsense" Whangdoodle.Copy !req
335. Now, that's what I call a real nightcap!Copy !req
336. Boo!Copy !req
337. Judge George is
brought to you by PriloVac.Copy !req
338. Honey, it looks like Herschel's again!Copy !req
339. When you eat like a giant baby with money,Copy !req
340. your stomach can feel like Dante's Inferno.Copy !req
341. That's when
even the pope reaches for PriloVac.Copy !req
342. Yeehaw!Copy !req
343. Whoohoo!Copy !req
344. PriloVac clears everything out in secondsCopy !req
345. and tells your stupid body to
quit its screaming and man up!Copy !req
346. PriloVac looks your
stomach right in the eyeCopy !req
347. and says, "Ride this!" Yeehaw!Copy !req
348. Bless me, Lord, I can eat like a
fucking idiot with no repercussions.Copy !req
349. PriloVac.Copy !req
350. I'm Charlene Boyeur.Copy !req
351. My guest tonight is film
director Peter Allison Montcrief,Copy !req
352. whose new film, Better Roots,Copy !req
353. takes on the most disgraceful
chapter in American history,Copy !req
354. the showing of Roots.Copy !req
355. With his multipart TV film,
Better Roots, Peter, welcome.Copy !req
356. Charlene, thank you.Copy !req
357. Now, the word "dignity," it's not often
associated with films about slavery.Copy !req
358. Well, we don't use that word.Copy !req
359. Dignity? No, the other word.Copy !req
360. Films?Copy !req
361. No.Copy !req
362. Associate? No, the last word you used.Copy !req
363. It starts with the letter "S". Slavery!Copy !req
364. That's the one, yes. We're
trying to move past that.Copy !req
365. See, that word has so many
negative connotations, you know,Copy !req
366. if you'd bothered to look it up.Copy !req
367. What we've done isCopy !req
368. we're using the words
"helper" and "helping".Copy !req
369. You know, 'cause that's
what these people did.Copy !req
370. They helped build a nation.Copy !req
371. Dignity all around. Yeah.Copy !req
372. This is a film that you
can show in any classroom,Copy !req
373. and those kids are gonna walk out of
there feeling good about themselves,Copy !req
374. feeling good about their
ancestors, feeling great about me,Copy !req
375. and good about America.Copy !req
376. Okay, let's look at a clip.Copy !req
377. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
378. Lemonade break!Copy !req
379. Here you go.Copy !req
380. Um, if I could take a
moment out of your lemonade break,Copy !req
381. I'd like to say,
thank you on behalf of myself...Copy !req
382. Damn you! Damn you to hell, Dilton!Copy !req
383. We out here, we're trying to
help you and everything, butCopy !req
384. you slowing us down with
all these lemonade breaksCopy !req
385. and snack times and thank yous.Copy !req
386. Don't nobody need no thank you.Copy !req
387. Well, you better get used to it,
'cause I'm gonna thank you every day.Copy !req
388. You hear me? Dignity, all around!Copy !req
389. Now, there was a "The End" there.
Is that the end of the film?Copy !req
390. No, Charlene, that'd be ridiculous.Copy !req
391. Why would I... No, that's
the end of the clip.Copy !req
392. So, that was just the end of the clip.Copy !req
393. Okay, would you say that this
is a new take on an old story?Copy !req
394. Uh, it's an update, nothing more, you know.Copy !req
395. That's all it is, really.Copy !req
396. We're showing a side
that's never been shown.Copy !req
397. I'd like to ask you about the scene
where the slaves are getting paid.Copy !req
398. Helpers! Helpers.Copy !req
399. Yes. Let's watch.Copy !req
400. Tunde!Copy !req
401. Aren't you gonna sign for it?Copy !req
402. Oh... yes, Mr. Dilton.Copy !req
403. Mr. Dilton is my father.Copy !req
404. My name's Jody.Copy !req
405. Thank you, Jody.Copy !req
406. Not so fast.Copy !req
407. Now, I heardCopy !req
408. somebody said something
about somebody in the field.Copy !req
409. A helperCopy !req
410. gettin' all high and mighty,
and tellin' how they beCopy !req
411. doing twice the work of the other helper.Copy !req
412. Maybe even more work
than old Greeb here.Copy !req
413. Yeah.Copy !req
414. You don't know nothing
about that, now do you?Copy !req
415. No, sir... Jody.Copy !req
416. I just do my job best I can,Copy !req
417. do school at night so
I can become a lawyer,Copy !req
418. and then President of
the United States one day,Copy !req
419. and keep my mouth shut.Copy !req
420. Then you don't know nothing about nothing,
they talked to nobody no how, is that it?Copy !req
421. Yes.Copy !req
422. Well, good.Copy !req
423. Then I must a got the right helper.Copy !req
424. You got something special
in your pay packet.Copy !req
425. Open it up.Copy !req
426. I can't read so good.Copy !req
427. Can you read that to me?Copy !req
428. It say...Copy !req
429. You wanna collect on that now?Copy !req
430. I would, sir. Oh, I'm so glad you said yes.Copy !req
431. Come on, Greeb, get in on this hug.Copy !req
432. All righty. I'm in there. Come on, Greeb.Copy !req
433. I need a friend.
Nobody hugs like old Greeb.Copy !req
434. He just thought he was getting money.Copy !req
435. Well, now that is an uplifting ending.Copy !req
436. No, that's the end of the clip.Copy !req
437. I put "The End" over the end of the clipsCopy !req
438. so you wouldn't get confused.Copy !req
439. You know, I don't want
people to watch this showCopy !req
440. and think this show is part of the movie.Copy !req
441. That's why I put "The End" over the
clips, so they would know. Otherwise...Copy !req
442. Now, your detractors are saying
that you've whitewashed things.Copy !req
443. Okay, well, that's racist. As a
white man, I find that insulting,Copy !req
444. and it feels like I'm
being personally attacked.Copy !req
445. And look, we don't shy away
from the brutality of helperism.Copy !req
446. Slavery. That's your word, okay?Copy !req
447. We have a brutal whipping
scene in here which is, uh,Copy !req
448. quite frankly, unforgiving, you know.Copy !req
449. Show that, why don't you? Get
off my ass for a fucking second.Copy !req
450. Hear, hear!Copy !req
451. What the hell are you
doing? You're hurting him!Copy !req
452. What? It wasn't...Copy !req
453. What the hell you doin'?
It wasn't me, it's this whip here.Copy !req
454. The whip?Copy !req
455. I followed the instructions to the letter.Copy !req
456. Let me see 'em.Copy !req
457. It's right here. Show me the instruction.Copy !req
458. They made this thing too shaky.
Shut up, now.Copy !req
459. Greeb, what the heck you
done? Which end did you hold?Copy !req
460. I helded this end.Copy !req
461. And then you hit him with...
I hit him with the wraggly end.Copy !req
462. I don't care about that. You untie him.Copy !req
463. Yes, sir. I'm sorry, Mr. Dilton.Copy !req
464. I'm so sorry. You all right
there? I didn't mean to do nothing.Copy !req
465. I can't remember how I
tied this. Get it off.Copy !req
466. Okay, is that better? There we go. Okay.Copy !req
467. Now, Greeb... Yes, sir.Copy !req
468. You know what you gotta do.Copy !req
469. Yes, I reckon I do, sir.Copy !req
470. I need to return this here whip.Copy !req
471. It almost really hurt this helper.Copy !req
472. Now that just said "The End" twice.Copy !req
473. Yes, it's the end of the
movie and the end of the clip.Copy !req
474. Fascinating.Copy !req
475. Tomorrow night, my guest will be America's
premiere scifi director, Kyle Buggins,Copy !req
476. whose new film has become,
in just a few short weeks,Copy !req
477. the highestgrossing film ever made.Copy !req
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479. that can switch their
sexual identities at will,Copy !req
480. and switch back also, or not
be robots at all either even.Copy !req
481. The Charlene Boyeur ShowCopy !req
482. is funded in part by
Zimble Internation Phones.Copy !req
483. Mike said I couldn't do it.Copy !req
484. They did it. Every single one of 'em.Copy !req
485. I did my best.Copy !req
486. Code blue. Room 305.Copy !req
487. The decision did not go in
your favor. Uh, your reaction?Copy !req
488. Well, the decision is one thing, uh...Copy !req
489. For me, uh, I found that
the amount of nonsenseCopy !req
490. was of a greater degree than I had
been led to believe it would be.Copy !req
491. Thank you.Copy !req
492. And the decision did go in
your favor and your reaction?Copy !req
493. I think it was the exact
right amount of nonsense.Copy !req
494. Synced and corrected by chamallow
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