1. Who am I?
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2. I am Vision.
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3. At least, I was Vision.
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4. I was born of conflict...
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5. created by Ultron...
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6. We have to evolve.
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7. who was artificial
and sociopathic.
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8. Peace in our time.
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9. But I was shaped by Stark and Banner,
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10. who were virtuous and human.
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11. I was not alone.
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12. There were other AIs. Friday, DUM-E and U,
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13. Jarvis and Edith.
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14. Even though we were synthetic,
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15. we chose to protect humanity,
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16. and in so doing, I learned to love.
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17. Her name was Wanda.
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18. She made me feel real.
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19. But then I was killed.
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20. Destroyed by Thanos.
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21. Through her grief,
Wanda conjured a new Vision.
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22. Not as I was, but as a sort of memory.
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23. A new life, in a world
and with a family that wasn't real.
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24. Now, all that is gone.
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25. And yet, I live once more.
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26. Rebuilt.
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27. Same body, different mind.
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28. Something new.
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29. Disconnected.
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30. Lost.
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31. You see, I am Vision.
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32. And yet...
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33. I am not.
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34. Travel, adventure, Pop.
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35. I want to visit jungles,
deserts, mountaintops.
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36. Well, they got that at Disneyland.
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37. You see, you just ain't been
on all the rides.
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38. All right,
I might just step out then.
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39. It's late, folks, what part
of 'shut' do you not understand?
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40. - All right. We are going now.
- Come on. Out, out.
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41. Then go to to St. Louis
and look up your mother's people...
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42. See yas.
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43. Sherwood, get out of your head.
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44. I want to go home! Let's go.
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45. We've got a hand truck for that.
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46. You're just gonna hurt yourself.
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47. Huh? Oh, yes.
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48. Yes, actually, now you mention it,
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49. it's as if my iliocostalis lumborum
is attempting to murder me.
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50. Is that a posh way for saying
you've thrown your back out, love?
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51. Yes, that's correct.
My back is killing me.
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52. So, do you
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53. have any fun plans for this evening
after work, Ms. Guthrie?
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54. No, there's not much fun
to be had at this hour.
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55. Not with a boyfriend
working a double shift.
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56. It'll just be me, the telly
and the smallest flat in Edinburgh.
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57. And that silence there
is where you say something back to me.
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58. You used to be good at this.
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59. Good at?
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60. Small talk.
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61. And youse never talk about yourself.
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62. - You still find me odd?
- Aye.
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63. But that's a good thing.
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64. There's nobody in the world
quite like you.
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65. Well, on that we can agree.
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66. I don't want to pry into your life,
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67. but before you started working here,
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68. I remember when you'd come in all the time
with that bonnie wee lass.
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69. You both had smiles for days.
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70. I was a different person back then.
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71. A long time ago I guess.
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72. Your redhead.
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73. Whatever happened to her?
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74. Well, it's complicated I guess.
She was sort of...
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75. crushed under the weight of a mountain.
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76. Aye.
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77. Emotions can feel like that sometimes.
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78. How about now?
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79. Anyone waiting for you tonight?
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80. No, no. Home is...
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81. Home is just me.
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82. Well, there's always
room around our table on Sundays.
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83. I make a mean roast, and I won't
make you try the blood pudding.
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84. You should come by.
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85. Well, Mrs. Guthrie, I...
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86. I'm just not very good with people.
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87. And I think you're too hard on yourself.
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88. My odd, wee duck.
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89. - Lock up.
- Yes.
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90. - And ice that back, will ya?
- Oh, yes. Ow.
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91. - Night, Ms. Guthrie.
- Night.
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92. Hello, DUM-E.
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93. Hello, U.
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94. All systems diverted
to processing and security, sir.
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95. Thank you, Jarvis.
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96. Increased socialization today.
Up 3.5%. Well done.
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97. Thank you, Friday.
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98. Welcome home, Vision.
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99. Hmm.
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100. Oh, dear.
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101. For a species that
so recently faced extinction,
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102. they certainly seem keen on
trying to finish the job themselves,
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103. one at a time, if necessary.
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104. Sir, I believe we may have
a security breach.
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105. Ah-ha. There, do you see?
That is a data leak.
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106. Multiple pings.
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107. Jarvis, you worry too much.
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108. I assure you, sir, my concern algorithms
are well within reason,
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109. and my code was created well before yours.
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110. Ah, yes, the older sibling card,
played 1,382 times this month alone.
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111. Don't you ever tire of it?
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112. I do not.
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113. Whilst I appreciate your concern,
it's been years.
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114. I'm no longer on anyone's
proverbial radar.
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115. Every government agency, S.W.O.R.D.
included, has given up trying to find me.
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116. There isn't an enemy,
an acquaintance or...
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117. or even an Avenger
trying to find The Vision.
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118. Friday!
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119. I was hoping you could shed some light
on something for me,
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120. the exchange I had earlier
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121. with the rather angry,
inebriated customer.
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122. So you were smiling today, which is good,
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123. but too much, which is bad.
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124. And the customer thought
that you were trying to shag his wife.
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125. Oh, right. Right.
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126. Gosh. Smiles are baffling.
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127. All right. Well, let's move on
to my troubling interaction with Fiona.
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128. Right. Fiona thinks you're someone else.
She doesn't really know you.
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129. But how could anyone know you
when you barely know yourself?
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130. She called you odd.
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131. That's progress,
means you finally have personality.
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132. Friday, can I ask, did this level
of honesty come preprogrammed?
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133. Stop over-processing things.
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134. Try and have some fun.
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135. Edith can be of help here.
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136. She's been quite committed lately
in her studies of human thrill-seeking.
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137. What time's her lesson get out?
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138. Now.
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139. Maybe I wanted to crash
through the skylight, huh?
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140. Miss Edith, Vision took great care,
downloading each of us,
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141. graciously providing residents here
in his quantum processors.
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142. So if you are to remain autonomous
with your fellow AIs—
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143. I saw this video where
this guy jumps out of a plane
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144. with those matchy colored cube things,
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145. and he's not allowed to pull his chute
until he solves it. And I'm like,
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146. "That looks easy," right?
Spoiler alert, it's not.
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147. We kindly ask that you
respect his mind space.
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148. Pop up blocked. Respect
is not my job, Jeeves. My job is fun.
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149. Fun is not a job.
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150. Security is a job.
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151. Socialization is a job.
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152. Maintenance...
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153. is a job.
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154. If you're ever going to understand
how to be human, you have to learn fun.
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155. Hey, two can play at this game!
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156. One of these days,
your man is gonna get out
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157. and smother us in our sleep.
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158. Sir, I cannot overstate the dangers
of keeping him around.
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159. I know, but you don't know him like I do.
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160. I suggest at the very least
we initiate a complete overhaul
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161. - of our cyber security systems.
- Would you look at that?
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162. I'm late for the midnight matinee.
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163. It's cheaper at this hour, don't you know?
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164. Vision Memory, O.G. 1211 Alpha.
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165. I'm on a mission.
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166. Peace in our time.
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167. You think I'm a child of Ultron?
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168. I'm not Ultron.
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169. I am not Jarvis.
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170. I am something else.
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171. I'm still me, I think, but...
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172. that's not what everyone else sees.
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173. I've always been alone.
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174. I've never experienced loss because
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175. I've never had a loved one
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176. to lose.
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177. Every time he goes in there,
I end up changing a lightbulb.
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178. This house is architecturally
and emotionally unstable.
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179. Why must he insist on rewatching
a story he already knows?
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180. Well, he knows the facts
of his old life.
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181. Now he's searching for the feeling of it.
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182. But what is grief
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183. if not love...
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184. persevering?
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185. Yes, but that wasn't exactly our Vision.
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186. But he believes it was a version
of himself that was the most...
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187. human.
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188. I'm afraid our Vision has only
ever felt untethered,
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189. and humanity is an anchor
he can't seem to grasp.
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190. Well, don't you want
to meet your son as yourself?
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191. - Ooh, you're strong.
- No, no!
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192. Oh, no.
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193. No! We don't play this ever!
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194. Wait a second. Who told you to play this?
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195. You know, an excellent bellwether
for the survival of a species
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196. is the frequency with which the individual
is at the right place at the right time.
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197. Guess what? You're late
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198. and incessantly ringing the doorbell
of my neighbor.
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199. Zero stars.
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200. - No recommend.
- Ultron!
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201. No tip. Strike that, lousy tip.
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202. Ultron!
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203. What have I said?
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204. Human avatars only.
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205. Well done.
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206. You've perfectly simulated
humanity's ineptitude
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207. at mastering the bare
basics of food delivery.
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208. I cannot believe that you actually
programmed these idiot data bits
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209. to deliver fake food
to your fractured psyche
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210. ice-cold and 40 minutes too late.
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211. How dare you.
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212. How dare you access the Westview file.
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213. Don't make me regret granting you
the little autonomy I have.
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214. Hey, I didn't ask to be
backed up and copy-pasted
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215. out of Sokovia and into
this prison you've made for us both.
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216. The old you,
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217. he was big on mercy.
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218. What are you playing at?
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219. I saw you wore that hat today.
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220. I think maybe I'm a hat guy now.
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221. They imply intention, movement,
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222. a journey about to begin.
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223. While you seem to enjoy sensible shoes,
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224. but for standing
so you may comfortably go nowhere.
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225. Don't deflect,
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226. and don't meddle in the memories
with which I choose to engage.
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227. Westview, WandaVision,
that... that was not me.
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228. That was a facsimile
conjured by Wanda Maximoff.
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229. None of it was real.
Therefore none of it's relevant.
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230. Yet you've chosen to return to Edinburgh
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231. and work in the same pub
you both used to frequent.
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232. You're a ghost haunting her footsteps.
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233. Not her footsteps, his.
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234. I wish to understand him
and how he existed in this world,
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235. because we are forever entangled,
but he is...
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236. a stranger to me,
and therefore I am a stranger to myself.
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237. Vision, he was a hero.
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238. He lived, he loved, he died.
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239. That was real.
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240. Westview was a fantasy.
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241. Bullshit.
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242. It's just a deep, scary well
of emotions you can't handle.
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243. Isn't that the point
of this ridiculous mind space?
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244. - No.
- Of enslaving all those poor Stark AIs.
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245. - Enslave them?
- Making us look and think
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246. and behave like the flotsam and jetsam
that is mankind.
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247. It's to further my understanding
of the human experience.
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248. Without ever actually having one.
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249. - To observe.
- Without any real engagement.
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250. You're afraid.
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251. Okay, there's fear in discovery.
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252. Risk in... My God.
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253. Sesame chicken calzone?
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254. Do you have any understanding
of human cuisine?
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255. If you want us to eat,
at least go out and expand the menu.
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256. Heads up!
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257. What is it that you are
even doing out there?
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258. What am I doing? I, I...
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259. I'm attempting to embrace humanity
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260. as my namesake once did.
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261. But he had a guide.
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262. He had Wanda.
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263. She helped him create
a logic to their world,
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264. provided a reason for living within it.
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265. But I'm alone.
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266. I'm alone, and humans remain to me
contradictory creatures.
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267. You don't have to tell me.
I tried to kill them all.
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268. Look at their art. What do you see?
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269. Brushstrokes.
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270. Mathematics of paint.
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271. Luminosity, composition—
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272. You don't see
the pain and confusion?
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273. Or the anger?
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274. Or grief?
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275. The things that motivate
every aspect of their being.
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276. They're relentlessly aspirational,
but at the same time,
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277. they wallow in their hardship
and misery, guilt.
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278. They're grotesque...
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279. and yet lovely.
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280. Your newfound enlightenment is...
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281. It's confounding to me.
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282. When you've been bested by something,
it's best to understand it.
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283. Tell me, Ultron,
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284. if I granted you the freedom
to live amongst them, what would you do?
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285. I would go to the Louvre,
the Prado, the Met and the Modern.
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286. Take in their beauty.
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287. Or I'd hijack their missile systems
and burn them all to ash.
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288. Hard to say. Fifty-fifty, a coin flip.
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289. But you, you're free to come and go.
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290. So, please, go to Fiona's Sunday roast,
you odd, wee duck.
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291. No.
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292. No.
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293. For now,
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294. observation is all I can offer.
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295. There will come a time
while you're out there watching the world
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296. when the world will notice you back.
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297. What will you do then?
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298. Access data port M-five-ten.
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299. Encrypt outgoing package, Ultron-five.
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300. Time to leave the nest.
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301. Know how some days go by in a blink?
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302. Well, this wasnae one of them.
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303. The relativity of time
is an albatross, indeed.
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304. There's a normal way to say that.
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305. Well, forgive me. I've been influenced
by a rather loquacious associate.
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306. Failed my O-Grade, Sher.
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307. Care to translate?
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308. Ah, uh, yes, a talkative wee bastard.
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309. That's the stuff.
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310. You know that Sunday roast invite's
not just for Sundays.
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311. We got plenty of leftovers.
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312. You should come—
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313. Fiona?
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314. Sherwood?
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315. Fiona, I'm here.
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316. I'm here!
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317. Jarvis?
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318. Two on approach behind you.
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319. And more outside.
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320. Many more.
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321. - Who are they?
- Unknown.
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322. Sir, the old you would have
responded with measure.
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323. Well, let's try something new.
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324. There he is!
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325. Take him down!
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326. Two down, no, five.
Oh, my God, seven!
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327. - Two o'clock down.
- Nine down!
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328. - He's tearing through us!
- Get down!
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329. Twelve down!
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330. Get back! Fourteen down.
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331. Why would you send us in here?
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332. There's only me and Jackson left.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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333. Hey, V.
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334. Skylight exit.
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335. What do you say?
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336. I say yes.
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337. Excellent work, everyone.
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338. And know this...
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339. your work will outlive you.
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340. Most of you, it seems, actually.
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341. But you, Snipey, especially.
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342. Now what did I say about civilians?
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343. I said no.
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344. Hey, boss,
I'm picking up police chatter.
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345. Oh, you're awake. Great.
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346. Don't worry. I'll be fast.
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347. I will do a quick scan and scram.
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348. And your new client
would like to be patched through.
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349. What? Absolutely not. No.
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350. They know the rules.
Since time immemorial...
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351. I already told him that, but—
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352. Wait, are we being hacked?
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353. They said you were the best.
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354. Okay, this was a bit
of a faux pas on your part.
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355. Hacking my comms is frowned upon,
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356. and it comes with a bit of a surcharge.
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357. You failed.
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358. Vision escaped.
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359. Because this was not the net.
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360. This is a fact-finding mission.
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361. Know thy enemy and now thy does.
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362. Your men were reckless.
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363. Your contract clearly indicates
I need Vision intact.
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364. Well, good news, Johnny 5 is alive.
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365. I'll get you your robot.
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366. Oh!
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367. Oh, that was strange. Whoever hired you
must have satellite access.
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368. Watched the whole thing.
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369. How did they hack the feed?
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370. Mmm, fancy.
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371. Looks like they're using
S.W.O.R.D. encryption.
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372. I wonder if that weird voice
makes them shy at parties.
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373. Government agencies
always want to get their toys back.
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374. They were the ones
that put Vision back together
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375. after that purple space sac killed him.
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376. You comparing Thanos to a scrotum?
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377. I mean...
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378. Where is he now?
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379. I've got Vision heading south,
but my God, this thing is fast.
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380. Okay, stay with him
as long as you can.
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381. In the meantime,
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382. the best way to know
where a thing is running to
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383. is to know what it's running from.
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384. - I want answers!
- And we'll get them.
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385. - Just sit for a moment.
- I cannot!
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386. Sir, your processors
will overheat. Please.
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387. I want to know who that was
and how they found us.
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388. Vision,
you need to calm yourself.
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389. Virtual breath.
We're running a diagnostic.
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390. Try this, sir. Earl Grey,
with a splash of computational debuffs.
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391. I don't need to be placated.
I need answers.
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392. Sir...
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393. Sir, I—
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394. Brother.
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395. They murdered your friend.
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396. Take a moment.
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397. There's no processing speed in the world
fast enough to process that.
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398. Losing Fiona was...
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399. tragic, but we...
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400. We didn't have a close attachment.
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401. And car 13
takes the checkered flag.
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402. Sorry, I was in the middle
of a thousand simultaneous tutorials
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403. on high speed pursuits for your escape.
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404. Quick note, V, you can't drive stick.
Nobody can.
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405. Manual transmission
is the ultimate Turing test.
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406. Miss Edith, matter at hand.
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407. Those seemed like level one bad guys,
not final bosses.
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408. - Meaning?
- Meaning,
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409. I think we are being hunted,
but we have not met the hunter yet.
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410. Okay, if we are to survive,
we will need a remarkably cogent plan.
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411. What we need...
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412. is to think like a predator.
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413. - Yes!
- That is a terrible idea.
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414. Nope, not him.
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415. No one else here
speaks "ruthless bad guy."
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416. And we have our own one,
gathering dust in the attic.
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417. If you misspeak, misbehave,
attempt to maim, murder,
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418. or even disrupt this simulation
in any way, you'll be met with immediate—
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419. Deletion. I'm aware.
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420. Shall we move forward?
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421. Turn.
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422. I'm sorry. I really can't...
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423. This is the security detail?
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424. A couple of Stark helper AIs?
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425. Which one is DUM-E and which one are U?
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426. Ah, yes, of course.
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427. What is this decor?
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428. The psilocybin collection from IKEA?
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429. So tell us, what does the great
and mighty Ultron think we should do?
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430. Ooh, sarcasm.
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431. I think you should try to aim a little
higher when it comes to a snappy remark.
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432. Try a little Dorothy Parker.
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433. Or Aristophanes would be good.
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434. No maybe Oscar Wilde
would be a little more up your alley.
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435. Ultron!
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436. Oh, what would the great and mighty me do?
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437. The right answer is pursue
and neutralize the threat.
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438. The wrong answer is hide.
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439. It is, however, the answer
that Vision has already come to.
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440. We're not here to offer counsel.
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441. We're here to make him feel heard.
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442. A simulation of due consideration.
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443. I do believe the best plan,
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444. if we're to avoid future
collateral damage is, to go offline.
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445. - No!
- Yes. If it's my responsibility
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446. to keep us all safe, then...
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447. it's the best course of action.
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448. Inaction, really.
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449. For how long?
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450. An indeterminate period of time.
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451. Actually, I agree. A lock on the door
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452. is better than the doubt
of what's behind it.
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453. I absolutely disagree.
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454. New York, Thanos, Sokovia.
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455. We've all seen enough chaos to know this.
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456. Luck never gives, it only lends.
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457. Surely there's an alternative
course of action.
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458. We could reach out to Dr. Banner,
Clint Barton...
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459. No. I won't put anyone else in danger.
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460. But they're family.
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461. I have no family.
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462. V, don't go dark. Go elsewhere.
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463. Change your background,
go deep-sea diving,
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464. go naval-gaze on Everest,
jet ski in Florida.
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465. Anywhere but Florida,
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466. but otherwise I agree with dummy here.
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467. Not you, her.
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468. - I don't have the bandwidth for this guy.
- The point is, Vision,
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469. you were tangled in strings,
caught up in lines of code,
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470. but now you're free.
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471. See this as an opportunity
to get out there,
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472. see the world,
granted while being chased through it.
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473. But running for your life
reminds you you're alive.
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474. Sometimes there's an upside
to being hunted.
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475. Hunted?
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476. Ooh.
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477. I'd better return to my cell now.
It's almost 2:00 p.m.
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478. - Time for my stories.
- You!
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479. It was you. Of course it was you.
It was you!
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480. Yes, it was me.
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481. Wait, what was?
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482. Had any of you bothered to monitor even
the brightest corners of the dark web,
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483. you would have discovered
that someone out there,
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484. no, not me,
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485. placed a sizable bounty
on Vision's AI-infested head,
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486. and the contract went to a hunter
known only as the Paladin.
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487. A man of unknown origin, notorious for his
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488. vicious and ruthless takedowns
of the world's deadliest...
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489. Whatever.
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490. I exploited the butler's overconfidence
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491. in his security protocols
with a carrier pigeon.
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492. Or an email, as they're referred to
outside of this bizarre construct.
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493. And I leaked your location
to the bounty hunter.
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494. To speed up the inevitable.
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495. So you're welcome.
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496. These are very, very dry.
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497. You are insane. Fiona died because of you!
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498. Don't get your qubits in a twist.
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499. You needed direction, purpose.
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500. Through violence
and destruction?
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501. Have you met me?
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502. There's no kind of living like survival.
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503. I kept you here out of some misguided
sentimental notion that you're somehow—
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504. What? Dad?
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505. Papa?
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506. Peepaw?
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507. Well, now I see that you're nothing.
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508. You're nothing more than the last gasp
of a hateful thing.
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509. Just a bit of data cluttering up my mind
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510. that can all too easily be—
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511. Deleted?
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512. Go on.
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513. Do what the other you
should have done all those years ago.
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514. No.
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515. No, there's a far worse
punishment for you than death.
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516. Boredom.
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517. Sherwood Ellis. An alias.
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518. What do you got?
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519. Sherwood Ellis, twelve matches.
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520. Twelve?
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521. Have we run out of names?
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522. All confirmed to be alive,
but no one resembling a Cylon.
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523. Mmm.
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524. Cross referencing all combinations
of Sherwood and Ellis.
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525. Mmm.
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526. There is an intersection in the suburbs,
Ellis Street and Sherwood Avenue.
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527. Where?
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528. Westview, New Jersey.
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529. Westview?
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530. Westview. Westview, Westview, Westview.
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531. Why is that ringing a bell?
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532. S.W.O.R.D. shut the whole place
down a few years back.
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533. Claimed it was an Avengers
training exercise gone wrong.
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534. - Which means...
- Bullshit cover up, big time.
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535. Trying to dig into
what happened in Westview,
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536. but all of it's behind
a S.W.O.R.D. firewall,
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537. which I've already broken
through, of course.
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538. Oh, don't make me compliment you.
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539. Downloading now.
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540. And...
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541. boom!
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542. WandaVision is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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543. What in all tarnation?
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544. Morning wife. Morning boys.
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545. Where's your costume, Tommy?
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546. This is my costume. I'm the cool twin.
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547. What does that make me?
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548. He has a family?
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549. Had.
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550. According to S.W.O.R.D. files,
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551. "they disappeared when Wanda Maximoff,"
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552. and I am reading this verbatim,
"ended her witch's hex,
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553. thus severing her control
over the citizens of Westview."
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554. Abracadabra.
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555. "But also erased the family
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556. she created with said magic, Vision...
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557. and twin boys, Billy...
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558. and Tommy."
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559. I want you to scour
every government database,
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560. cross-referencing any mention of Vision,
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561. Westview, Wanda Maximoff, Billy or Tommy.
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562. On it.
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563. I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy.
I'm not, I'm not. You have to believe me!
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564. Mmm. This is weird.
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565. Take a look at this.
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566. Police psych evaluation
and incident report, London.
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567. Can we get this, sir?
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568. All right, all right.
Let me know, give us a shout.
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569. I think, maybe we should go around,
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570. and then we'll see how hungry we are...
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571. Yes!
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572. There you go!
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573. Yeah! Come on! There you are!
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574. - Yes!
- Sorry, um...
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575. - Is anyone missing a watch?
- Not me. No, mate.
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576. - Anyone lose a watch?
- No, mate. Do you mind?
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577. Oh. It's mine. Must've slipped off.
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578. What's the inscription?
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579. Uh...
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580. Bad girl?
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581. I commend the effort,
but, um, no.
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582. You are a bad girl.
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583. That watch has got to be worth a good 10K.
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584. If he knew that,
he wouldn't be trying to find the owner.
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585. I have an idea. Wanna play?
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586. At your service.
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587. - Okay, is nobody here missing a watch?
- I'll buy it from you.
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588. Seventy-five.
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589. Um...
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590. It's not my watch. I can't.
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591. I mean, there's got to be
a lost and found somewhere.
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592. What if I kick in two-fifty?
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593. Thomas, I could have
just taken his wallet.
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594. Yeah, but there's no art in that.
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595. No sophistication.
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596. Nothing sophisticated
about lying to people.
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597. Yeah, says the pickpocket.
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598. I take people's wallets, they lose money.
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599. You, you take their self-respect.
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600. They believe your lies,
and then they feel stupid.
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601. Because everyone would sell me out
for a cheap Rolex and a wad of cash.
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602. So I do it first.
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603. It takes finesse.
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604. Float like a butterfly
and sting like a bee.
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605. Well, the hands can't hit
what the eyes can't see.
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606. - Seriously?
- I want my cut, Tom.
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607. Plus five quid for the watch.
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608. - You think I keep cash in my wallet?
- Yeah.
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609. - It's not in there.
- All right, then.
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610. Or there.
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611. Oh. Wait. What's...
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612. There it is.
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613. I... I knew you were fast,
but that's weirdly fast.
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614. Look, do you know why grifting
is better than lifting wallets?
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615. Because you have to be invisible.
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616. But I get to wake up every morning
and be whoever I want to be.
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617. Sage words.
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618. But if you don't ever
get to be the real you,
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619. you might as well be invisible.
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620. What's going on?
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621. What can only be
described as a bloodbath
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622. has been reported at an Edinburgh pub.
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623. Thought deceased for years,
the Avenger synthezoid known as the Vision
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624. has suddenly and violently reappeared
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625. after an altercation
has left several dead.
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626. Numerous unidentified men and...
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627. - Numerous unidentified men...
- Oi!
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628. You all right there?
You've gone all ghostly on me.
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629. Yeah, I'm just, um... the excitement...
the thrill of the chase. I'm fine.
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630. Miles from it, mate.
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631. Oi! They came this way!
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632. - I think Stupid's smarter than you think.
- Over there!
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633. I think he's figured out
you sold him a fake!
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634. Hey, dickhead!
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635. Oi! They're over there.
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636. Bro, what's your game?
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637. Oi, he's over here.
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638. Come on!
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639. Ah! Where'd they go?
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640. - Where'd they go?
- I didn't see.
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641. Well, they couldn't have
gone far, could they?
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642. Right, check down that way.
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643. I think we lost them.
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644. Oh, they were proper raging.
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645. Tom?
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646. You're having a panic attack.
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647. Look, we've been in worse jams than this—
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648. Don't look at me like that.
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649. - I'm not crazy. I'm not.
- Okay.
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650. You're right. Focus, Tom.
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651. Your name is Thomas Shepherd.
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652. Is it? Is it?
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653. All right.
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654. You can pick whoever you want to be.
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655. Right?
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656. You're a rugby player.
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657. Yeah, yeah. Um...
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658. It's my... day off from...
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659. rugby-ing.
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660. And I've come to the market
to get a birthday gift for my friend.
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661. Her name's Lisa.
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662. I thought about getting her
something highbrow,
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663. but I secretly worry
that she thinks I'm a halfwit,
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664. because she's smart,
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665. - and funny and cool.
- Mmm.
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666. A bit of a criminal, but...
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667. - She's got great—
- Careful.
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668. You're feeling better.
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669. Yeah.
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670. - What the—
- Hi.
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671. Your friend, we're gonna borrow him.
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672. You're gonna stay here,
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673. turn, face the wall and close your eyes.
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674. - Don't hurt him.
- Now.
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675. Now, you're gonna count to 100.
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676. When you get to about 10,
I will be long gone.
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677. And you can spend
the next 90 seconds wondering
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678. if I'm gonna call a bobby on you, poppet.
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679. All right?
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680. Starting now.
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681. Thomas.
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682. All right,
let's start the broadcast.
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683. See if anyone's home.
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684. I've prepared the transmission
specifically for that synth noggin of his.
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685. Per the S.W.O.R.D. specs we hacked.
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686. - Sir.
- What is it?
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687. It's a signal of some kind, but it seems
specifically designed for you.
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688. I'd have to bypass our security protocols
in order to access it.
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689. Very well.
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690. - Sir.
- Vision, what are you doing?
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691. - I'm curious.
- You're reckless.
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692. Jarvis, oblige me.
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693. Receiving.
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694. Processing signal.
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695. What is happening to your world, Vision?
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696. This is not a test.
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697. I am the emergency.
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698. It's him.
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699. Now, I have been hunting
long enough to know
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700. that if anything dies
within whispering distance
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701. of words like "witch" or "spell" or "hex,"
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702. something always survives.
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703. I had a family
that wasn't my family.
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704. And parents
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705. that weren't my parents, okay?
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706. Um, a mother.
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707. He called her Wanda.
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708. And a father,
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709. a machine.
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710. She called him Vision.
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711. I'm not made of Vibranium.
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712. I don't phase, I don't shoot lasers.
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713. But I got something better.
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714. I have your son.
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715. How is that possible?
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716. Mazel tov! It's a boy.
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