1. Calm down.Copy !req
2. Bicep, so glad you are here.Copy !req
3. What's the matter, G-Lo?Copy !req
4. It's... It's the Black Hat
Organization.Copy !req
5. Everything's under control.Copy !req
6. - Are you joking, right?
- No, sir. It's the bag guy.Copy !req
7. - So... he's without Black Hat?
- No, sir. He's alone.Copy !req
8. Great. I got here just in time.Copy !req
9. This is no job
for my gelatinous sidekick.Copy !req
10. Leave it for someone strong,
like me.Copy !req
11. There you are, lightweight.Copy !req
12. What? No!Copy !req
13. Not the face!Copy !req
14. Organi... Hat... Black. Hello!Copy !req
15. Privet, congratulations!
You've eliminated Bicep.Copy !req
16. Yeah... Sure... No problem.Copy !req
17. You know,
evil is our business and...Copy !req
18. You know the rest.Copy !req
19. It was really expensive, right?Copy !req
20. We gave you our best discount.
Thanks for calling.Copy !req
21. Dementia?Copy !req
22. Does the name "Bicep"
ring a bell to you?Copy !req
23. Nope, not at all, Doc.Copy !req
24. He's not in my records either.Copy !req
25. Let me see if I can find
something in the news.Copy !req
26. Wait a minute! We didn't do
any of this.Copy !req
27. What's with all these headlines?
Someone's impersonating us.Copy !req
28. And worst,
he's keeping all the profits.Copy !req
29. Another copycat?Copy !req
30. What's with these people
impersonating you?Copy !req
31. That's what cosplay is for,
right?Copy !req
32. We have to stop it!Copy !req
33. Okay, but how?Copy !req
34. He won't send us an invitation
or anything.Copy !req
35. My fluffy bear! Are you okay?Copy !req
36. You were saying...Copy !req
37. Maybe Black Hat will kiss me
so much that I'll faint.Copy !req
38. I had to try.Copy !req
39. "Dear and punny replicas:
as you can seeCopy !req
40. I have successfully
stolen your identitiesCopy !req
41. and soon your lives.
And to do so..."Copy !req
42. "I challenge you to a duel
in my magnificent chambersCopy !req
43. where only the strongest
will survive."Copy !req
44. The address is on the back.Copy !req
45. This is clearly a trap.Copy !req
46. So we won't go?Copy !req
47. Of course,
we'll stop this copycat.Copy !req
48. We have enough time
before Lord Black HatCopy !req
49. returns from lunch.Copy !req
50. That one.Copy !req
51. Let's show him what the real
organization is capable of.Copy !req
52. Yes!Copy !req
53. So it seems this copycat's been
out there for a while.Copy !req
54. He only accepts contracts
against strong heroesCopy !req
55. and professional bodybuilders.Copy !req
56. How can someone be so dumbCopy !req
57. to pretend to be
my beloved Black Hat?Copy !req
58. I know. I know.Copy !req
59. It's better if we handle this.Copy !req
60. The Hatlawyers are still working
on the last plagiarism case.Copy !req
61. Is it true that you
were impersonatingCopy !req
62. my clients over the last decade?Copy !req
63. Are you being serious?Copy !req
64. Well, it seems
this is the location.Copy !req
65. What is he trying
to compensate for?Copy !req
66. Dementia,
do you smell something?Copy !req
67. Sweat, metal and some body oil.Copy !req
68. Lots of body oil.Copy !req
69. - Stay alert, he might be near.
- We are!Copy !req
70. We?Copy !req
71. Who are you?Copy !req
72. I'm you!Copy !req
73. But stronger!Copy !req
74. They look identical.Copy !req
75. Wow, I was expecting you
to be weak,Copy !req
76. but not that skinny.Copy !req
77. Are you the bear?Copy !req
78. Wait. If you are us...Copy !req
79. Then your boss is...Copy !req
80. Sweet lord!Copy !req
81. How are you? I see you have metCopy !req
82. my sexy minions.Copy !req
83. So obvious. Are you okay?Copy !req
84. Don't faint from
my sexy evil body.Copy !req
85. I want a taste
of that six pack.Copy !req
86. Not so fast.Copy !req
87. In your dreams, sis.Copy !req
88. You'll only taste the floor.Copy !req
89. Move it, copycat!Copy !req
90. Copycat? You think I'm you?Copy !req
91. You do a terrible bear.Copy !req
92. I should have known
this was your fault.Copy !req
93. So glad you received my message,
Dr. Puff.Copy !req
94. Why did you do that?Copy !req
95. I ordered a pizza.
I'm cheating today.Copy !req
96. You should be in my lab
with the shorty and the monster.Copy !req
97. Yes. Dramatization.Copy !req
98. I do remember when the world
lit up with my birth.Copy !req
99. I knew I was destined
for bigger thingsCopy !req
100. than being surrounded
by ugly fools.Copy !req
101. Then, I decided that my beautyCopy !req
102. had to be shared...Copy !req
103. and admired
all around the world.Copy !req
104. Whether they wanted it...Copy !req
105. That's all you can lift?Copy !req
106. or not!Copy !req
107. And that's how...Copy !req
108. I don't get it. How could you
do all that without us knowing?Copy !req
109. - It doesn't make any sense!
- It's my origin story. Hush.Copy !req
110. And then I builtCopy !req
111. my own musclyCopy !req
112. and sexyCopy !req
113. organization!Copy !req
114. With one only purpose...Copy !req
115. Don't you ignore me! So rude!Copy !req
116. Yeah, sure, so beautiful
or muscly or whatever.Copy !req
117. Okay, things happen.Copy !req
118. Doctor Flex!Copy !req
119. Take this! Yes, yes,
Lord Black Hot!Copy !req
120. - Lord, what?
- Clementia!Copy !req
121. - Yes, my love!
- 6.0.6!Copy !req
122. Take our guests to the dungeon.Copy !req
123. I need to oil myself
with evil-otion.Copy !req
124. Okay. What was
your specialization?Copy !req
125. I have none!Copy !req
126. "Doctor" is my first name!Copy !req
127. Leaving so soon? Surrender.Copy !req
128. I have no physical weaknesses.Copy !req
129. Say it! You can't fight me!Copy !req
130. I bet I can do 100 more push-ups
than you.Copy !req
131. Impossible!
One, two, three, four...!Copy !req
132. - Dementia!
- Leave me alone, nerd!Copy !req
133. They're too strong!Copy !req
134. Okay, they're kinda strong.Copy !req
135. This is not working.
We need a plan.Copy !req
136. One hundred!Copy !req
137. Dementia, I choose you!Copy !req
138. Let's dance, big boy.Copy !req
139. Where are you going, worms?Copy !req
140. Actually, we were...Copy !req
141. It was a rhetorical question.Copy !req
142. Is that a flower?Copy !req
143. I'm allergic to them!Copy !req
144. Fluffy bear, take care
of her.Copy !req
145. I'll take care of the cactus.Copy !req
146. WhereCopy !req
147. do you think...?Copy !req
148. Come over here and...Copy !req
149. Coward!Copy !req
150. Quit playing!Copy !req
151. You are too slow.Copy !req
152. Implausible!Copy !req
153. What are you doing! Come here.Copy !req
154. I bet you can't reach me.
You are not so flexible.Copy !req
155. Flex.Copy !req
156. Impossible, I'm Doctor Flex.Copy !req
157. If I can't flex, I'm only a...Copy !req
158. Doctor!Copy !req
159. Why?Copy !req
160. Don't touch me!Copy !req
161. No, he caught me!Copy !req
162. In your face, pirate edition.Copy !req
163. Great job, team!Copy !req
164. - I kicked your butt.
- Dementia, wait!Copy !req
165. It's me! This isn't over...Copy !req
166. yet!Copy !req
167. Don't you dare move a muscle!Copy !req
168. - Impossible!
- We've neutralized your copies.Copy !req
169. You are coming with me,
beautiful monster!Copy !req
170. Do you think so?Copy !req
171. He's coming at me.
And I didn't need a leash!Copy !req
172. Dementia, no!Copy !req
173. No! Let me just touch you!Copy !req
174. I knew this was a trap.Copy !req
175. I won't fight you myself. No!Copy !req
176. This is part of
my over-exercised plan.Copy !req
177. - What?
- I want to be part of your plan.Copy !req
178. But you are, my weakest rivals.Copy !req
179. You are my warm-up.Copy !req
180. Now let's hit the real workout.Copy !req
181. - Are you talking about...
- That's right!Copy !req
182. Once Black Hat knows
that you're missing,Copy !req
183. he'll come here and rescue you.Copy !req
184. I didn't tell you all about
my tragic origin story.Copy !req
185. That shattered me!Copy !req
186. No one had had
that reaction before.Copy !req
187. But once he sees
what I've become,Copy !req
188. he'll admit how beautiful
and gorgeous I am.Copy !req
189. - Not even in your dreams!
- What?Copy !req
190. Yup. He doesn't even know
we're here.Copy !req
191. And even if he did, he only
cares when he's shouting.Copy !req
192. He always shouts at me.Copy !req
193. No! Are you saying
I'm not a worthy opponent?Copy !req
194. No! Black Hat's greatest rivalCopy !req
195. is the tablet I gave him
for Christmas!Copy !req
196. - For evil's sake!
- So, let us go now!Copy !req
197. No! I didn't consider
that he'd be that strong,Copy !req
198. not only physically,
but also, emotionally.Copy !req
199. Are you listening to yourself?Copy !req
200. You are right. He'll respect me.Copy !req
201. I just have to work out more,
be faster,Copy !req
202. be stronger!Copy !req
203. You haven't seen
the last of this Adonis!Copy !req
204. I'm so beautiful!Copy !req
205. No! Come back and kiss me
until I faint!Copy !req
206. That's what I was talking about.
Dementia.Copy !req
207. Yeah, sure.
I'll release us in a second.Copy !req
208. Black Hot ran away. But at least
we captured the copies.Copy !req
209. I'm already missing
his gorgeous and evil body.Copy !req
210. I'm sure we'll see him again.Copy !req
211. And when that happens, we'll
take a weight off our shoulders.Copy !req
212. Did you get it? Weight.Copy !req
213. Next case. Number 20-17.Copy !req
214. Black Hat Organization versus...Copy !req
215. Mr. Hector Con Carne.Copy !req
216. AROUND THE GLOBE.
YOU ARE THE REAL HEROES.Copy !req