1. Mommy, I'm Flugsy
and I'll be a good boy.
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2. I'm so dumb!
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3. Why do I keep creating
Hatbotlers
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4. if none of them
will answer the door?
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5. Coming, coming!
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6. I'll send you to a resort
so you can learn how to serve.
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7. Okay, okay.
You can skip the intro.
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8. I opened the door
just because I'm polite.
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9. You are not a Hat Witness.
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10. I wish to do a contract
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11. with El Charro Negro.
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12. BLACK HAT S.A.
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13. "THE VVV"
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14. AND
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15. Okay... B-Boss!
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16. Yes, Doctor?
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17. Sorry to bother you,
but this dead lady...
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18. Au contraire, Doctor.
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19. All the souls are gone.
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20. Hi, Flug.
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21. Hi, Emilia. How you... doing?
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22. She's right on time.
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23. Welcome, darling.
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24. I need your help, Sr. Hat.
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25. I'm smelling a girl
next to my lord.
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26. Okay you deadite girl,
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27. do you think
you can come in here
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28. and talk to my lord...
let go of me.
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29. Dementia, stop it.
She's our client.
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30. I don't care if she's
Mother Teresa, come here!
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31. My name is Adelita Guerrero.
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32. And there's someone
I need you to eliminate.
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33. A luchador.
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34. His name is...
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35. El Valiente.
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36. MAIN EVENT - $5 PER HEAD
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37. I need your help
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38. to take him his mask off.
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39. Gosh, that's the worst
for a Luchador.
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40. I thought it was stealing
and getting caught.
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41. Well, no. Obviously.
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42. Please, Sr. Hat,
I'll give you anything you want.
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43. I think we have a deal, darling.
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44. I fear the worst
when he looks at us like that.
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45. Us? He's looking at me, silly.
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46. I told you so, Nahual,
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47. you can't defeat the champion.
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48. Is there anyone in here brave
enough to challenge El Valiente?
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49. El Charro is here.
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50. In the flesh.
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51. This night just got better.
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52. Come and fight me, Charro.
If you dare.
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53. You ignorant dupe.
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54. You really think you're worthy
of my presence down there
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55. so I can smash you, huh?
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56. No.
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57. I just came to enjoy the show.
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58. What show?
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59. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
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60. monsters and monstrosities!
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61. Let me introduce to you
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62. Black Hat's best fighter.
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63. The devourer of heroes.
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64. The agent of chaos. Here's...
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65. El Alebrije!
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66. That's your champion?
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67. I've eaten worst things.
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68. Come here.
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69. I don't want to see... Peekaboo.
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70. This is unfair!
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71. Wicked.
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72. El Valiente was defeated!
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73. Yes!
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74. I won, I won, I won!
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75. Pedro? Pedro!
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76. - Are you okay?
- Of course he's not, lady.
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77. I've just kicked his butt.
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78. Adelita, what happened?
Where are we?
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79. Why do I feel
like I fought an alligator?
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80. And why is there
hair in my mouth?
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81. - It's over now, my love.
- What?
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82. That's right.
Pedro's my husband!
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83. He's her husband!
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84. What a revelation,
ladies and gentlemen!
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85. That's true.
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86. He was our local hero.
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87. He fought for peace
and justice.
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88. And he was hotter
than any chili in the world.
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89. But, one day...
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90. It's over, Macabre Mask.
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91. Your thirst for violence
ends now!
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92. No, it's a trap!
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93. And when he finally defeated
Macabre Mask...
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94. That happened.
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95. It's a parasite, isn't?
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96. No, it's a vile creature
who takes control of a host
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97. until he finds
a more powerful one.
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98. So it's a parasite,
like I just said!
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99. Come on, this host
is much more powerful.
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100. Wow, it's amazing.
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101. This is a real monster.
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102. So, Charrito, how many more do
you need to come here and play?
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103. What? That sandwich bag?
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104. Don't hurt me.
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105. Doctor, bring me back Dementia.
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106. Wouldn't be easier
if we recruit a new employee
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107. on our website, boss?
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108. - Hurry up!
- Sorry, boss.
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109. I was joking, boss.
I'll do it now, boss.
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110. It had to be me, obviously.
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111. I'm the one who always cleans up
that kid's mess.
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112. I've eaten worst things.
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113. Shut up. Always the same song.
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114. Let's see if your whole body
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115. fits inside that bag.
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116. She must be joking.
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117. No, no she's not.
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118. No? Hatbots, get her!
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119. What's going on, Dr. Flug?
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120. Could El Alebrije destroy
these robofighters?
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121. And... it seems she could.
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122. You are next, bag.
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123. 5.0.5, give me the tranquilizer.
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124. You can't find it?
But we packed it!
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125. What's wrong, baggy?
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126. Are you scared?
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127. Dementia, stop right now!
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128. There's no more Dementia.
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129. Now it's only Macabre Mask.
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130. - Squash him! Smash him!
- Squash him! Smash him!
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131. Get him in a suplex!
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132. I offer a thousand hatcoins,
free,
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133. to anyone who takes
that mask off of Dementia.
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134. For my family!
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135. Because it's free!
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136. No way, Jose.
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137. Fly away, birdie.
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138. She's... too...
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139. strong. Let's see.
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140. How many bones do I need
to stay alive?
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141. Wow, she's really good.
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142. Of course!
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143. - All out!
- Your turn.
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144. Does the boss expect me
to fight her?
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145. Yes, yes, he does!
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146. Well, fluffy bear,
like the name of that song:
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147. Remember me.
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148. Poor guy!
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149. Fight, fight, fight!
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150. In this corner...
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151. the ring's
unbeatable champion:
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152. El Alebrije!
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153. I'm so ready!
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154. And in this corner: Flug.
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155. I hate him so much.
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156. GO, SANDWICH BAG!
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157. Dementia, listen to me.
I know you're there.
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158. We are like Jessie and James,
don't you remember?
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159. - Dementia, you are...
- Come over here!
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160. - Pretzel!
- hurting me like this
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161. because you have that mask.
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162. - She'd do it anyway!
- Shut up!
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163. Here comes the great finale!
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164. One! Two!
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165. Three!
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166. Ladies and gentlemen...
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167. - the champion...
- Didn't wait for something less.
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168. El Alebrije!
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169. What a great performance!
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170. What?
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171. The screams of pain.
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172. The bones tearing apart.
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173. Marvelous!
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174. Come on, Charrito,
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175. you finally had the courage
to fight.
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176. Dementia!
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177. Take that ridiculous mask
off of you!
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178. Yes, my lord.
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179. - What?
- What?
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180. - What?
- What?
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181. What a great finale,
ladies and gentlemen!
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182. That's why I love my job!
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183. No, not again!
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184. I thought we had
a special bond, girl.
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185. All those punches
and those bones we broke.
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186. It was fun,
but it was nothing special.
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187. Prepare this pathetic parasite
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188. for a vivisection.
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189. No, please! I surrender!
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190. No! Get me out of here!
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191. - Where are Rodolfo and Sarita?
- Pedro and Adelita!
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192. Eh, whatever they're called.
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193. Boss!
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194. They won't get so far.
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195. Start walking
or we won't make it in time.
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196. He's so wretched.
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197. Even with all the madness,
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198. I really enjoy this place.
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199. I wish we could stay
a little longer.
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200. And who says we can't?
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201. Viva Mexico, you...
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202. THE END
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203. Hey, hey! Bag. Do you want
to become a champion?
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204. Shut up!
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205. Don't leave me. These flowers
are flirting with me.
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206. Alebrejita, do you want to be
my partner again?
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207. Come on, my love, we were great.
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208. You were the best host
I've ever had.
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209. Who are you exactly?
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210. Bear, you are a big boy, right?
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211. Do you want to be stronger?
Just let me out!
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212. What are you saying?
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213. You are a bear, stop talking
like a YouTuber!
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214. AROUND THE GLOBE.
YOU ARE THE REAL HEROES.
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