1. Stuff your muffins and slam your
scones, zoners. It's time for a PWN ZWN brunch break.
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2. Brought to you by Brunchables, Brunch Crunch Cereal.
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3. Whether for breakfast or lunch, munch on a
bunch of Brunch Crunch!
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4. Brunchables. Brunch up your brunch!
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5. Our top story: Crunch went Brian D's underdog dreams,
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6. as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated
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7. in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law.
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8. Peep this replay of him going "eggs Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix.
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9. Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of
pizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche".
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10. I already told you, it was just a coincidence!
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11. Isn't she amazing, dude?
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12. You guys are great together.
You would never betray one another.
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13. Oh, man, I suck. You're still beaten up over that Jenny Matrix thing?
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14. Nah. Laughs. I'm over it.
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15. That's the 'tude, dude. It's a new day. Carpe Diem.
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16. Carpe Diem.
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17. Carpe Diem.
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18. Let's get to class.
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19. That last pun felt a little half baked, shot bot. But one thing's for sure:
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20. Any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy.
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21. I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drunk.
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22. Ki, that's... a 4000 hit combo
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23. I helped my parents design this game.
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24. Let's play again.
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25. No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough.
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26. You already made me quite the Brian D.
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27. Let's play again.
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28. Brian D? More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet. Oooh! Yeah!
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29. Don't even listen to him, dude.
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30. Ted, please, I don't even. know what that means.
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31. Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn that was —
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32. Ted? Ted!
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33. What happened?
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34. You okay? You passed out for like 27 minutes!
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35. I'm fine. I just...
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36. You've seen them haven't you, Theodore?
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37. Hi Drift King.
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38. The visions. What are they?
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39. Merely a side effect... of drift fever!
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40. You've got the blood, Ted! You can't escape this now!
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41. Cast off that silly little plastic guitar, and grip the steering wheel of destiny!
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42. Forget it DK. Us Wongs are bred to shred.
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43. I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
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44. Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future away on this dying sport?
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45. Look at me in the eye.
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46. Tell me that hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn?
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47. The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag.
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48. The churning in your chest as you hear those three magical words:
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49. NEW LAP RECORD!
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50. Got .. a class, I gotta go to class. Yoga class. Let's go!
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51. That's on thursday.
I don't care. Let's go.
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52. Okay!
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53. Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever!
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54. Hey buddy, look, I got you ... uh.
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55. Ah, my thanks Ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions.
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56. Who are you?
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57. Hey there, champ. How are you holding up?
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58. Great, great, yeah totally great.
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59. Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school. Those guys really knew how to haze.
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60. Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then.
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61. JK, I'm just rattling you, bro!
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62. So... you good?
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63. Good? Yeah, No, I'm great, you know, it's totally great.
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64. You're great, I'm great, you're with the Law, that's great, by the way.
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65. I'm by myself, but that's great. Yeah, no, everything is great.
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66. Good. I have to go set up for practice. But... I'm glad that you're...
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67. doing great! Okay.
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68. I'll catch you later, babe.
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69. I really am d.. Aah! Ooh!
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70. Brian D! My office! Now!
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71. The school took a risk on you, Brian.
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72. You let us down. Have a seat, kid.
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73. Sir. Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage. But I figure with try-outs still right around the corner —
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74. VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world.
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75. And you're one point away from expulsion.
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76. Administration doesn't like those odds.
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77. So what are you saying?
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78. I'm saying you're circling the drain.
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79. We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation.
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80. That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord.
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81. We're asking you to - that's a good coffee - we're asking you...
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82. to leave VGHS.
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83. Hey! Kick back the hover ball!
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84. Tough day, Brian?
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85. Oh hey, Games! What do you want?
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86. Just wondering if you dropped this.
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87. How did you get that?
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88. Well it's a funny story.
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89. I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch.
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90. That's my favorite game!
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91. No baby. That's our favorite game.
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92. Great. Well, enjoy the game.
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93. Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little:
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94. "Oh, I like you, but I don't have the balls to say so" note. Or per chance, the Law will succumb to your...
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95. "Don Juan-tay" marksmanship.
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96. Are you kidding me?
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97. This place is ridiculous!
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98. It's my time in the spotlight, Brian! And you're standing in my way.
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99. It's Game's time.
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100. Whoa-hoa-hoa! It's Game's time! That's cute. You got yourself a little brand. I like that.
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101. You know what, Games? You want the spotlight?
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102. You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do.
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103. Alright, we're going to throw it down. I'm gonna stomp your face.
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104. I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two... stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know.
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105. You see Games, I'm one point away from expulsion.
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106. And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs.
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107. I figured you'd say something like that.
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108. Assault rifles?
Ahh, let's get an SMG in there.
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109. You funeral. Best of three?
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110. First to five!
Game's on.
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111. Oh, hoa, hoa, hoa. See ya!
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112. I'm destroying you!
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113. What are you doing here?
Saving your ass.
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114. Yeah, well, it's a little late for that.
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115. Dammit, Brian! What the Hell are you doing?
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116. I'm leaving on my own accord.
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117. Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up.
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118. So you can blame me. You can blame the whole damn school.
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119. But right here, right now, it is all on you.
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120. Let's dance.
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121. But... but it was Games' time!
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122. This isn't over Brian D. Cronies, let's roll.
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123. Thanks for the assist.
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124. Um, yeah, you're welcome. You should play like that more often.
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125. See you at sign-ups tomorrow.
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126. You can kiss your high scores, good bye!
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127. Yeah, good luck with that captain.
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128. Hey, Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot.
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129. And no matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.
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