1. This is outrageous!Copy !req
2. We're the best twin gamers in the world.Copy !req
3. Did you not see us
at the Twin Cyber Olympics?Copy !req
4. Nah, I did.Copy !req
5. The answer's still no.Copy !req
6. Mom, checkbook.Copy !req
7. And Mr. Calhoun,Copy !req
8. I'm sure that a dirty old poor person
like you making 30 grand a yearCopy !req
9. could benefit from a little,
I don't know, check for $900,000?Copy !req
10. You're right, mom.
They are bad with money.Copy !req
11. At first you weren't getting in
because you're 12Copy !req
12. and this is a high school,Copy !req
13. but now you're never getting in
'cause you're terrible people.Copy !req
14. Terrible? (giggles)Copy !req
15. If we're so terrible,
how come we get everything we want?Copy !req
16. Exactly what a terrible person would say.Copy !req
17. Please leave.Copy !req
18. (scoffs) Fine, wanna play hardball?Copy !req
19. Mom, buy his school for us.Copy !req
20. (Mom) Now, boys, I just bought
you an energy drink company to run.Copy !req
21. (both) But mom!Copy !req
22. (mom) Tell you what.Copy !req
23. Get your stock up to $400 a share
and maybe we'll buy you VGHS.Copy !req
24. You hear that, Calhoun?Copy !req
25. - Hostile takeover.
- We're gonna buy your dumb schoolCopy !req
26. and throw you out on the street!Copy !req
27. You'll rue the day you
ever said no to Ashton—Copy !req
28. And Shane...Copy !req
29. (both) Barnstormer!Copy !req
30. Move over Napalm,
'cause Jock Juice has come to town!Copy !req
31. This is where your money belongs.Copy !req
32. Teenagers are clapping
hard for Jock Juice.Copy !req
33. Well, my win, as with all my wins,
can be attributedCopy !req
34. solely to this delicious
beverage, Jock Juice.Copy !req
35. Juice up your jocks with Jock Juice!Copy !req
36. Slam it into your underpants
and feel the surge.Copy !req
37. Jock Juice, uh!Copy !req
38. Uh... uhhh...Copy !req
39. Okay, it's good.
It's good, it's a good beverage.Copy !req
40. Next.Copy !req
41. Name?Copy !req
42. Shane.Copy !req
43. Shane Pizza.Copy !req
44. Whoo, lemme hear it ring!Copy !req
45. Cool tattoo, nice shoes, up top!Copy !req
46. Hey, back to work.Copy !req
47. Well, here we go, guys.Copy !req
48. Ted, you call us if you
need anything, okay?Copy !req
49. Yes, sir.Copy !req
50. Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Swan for everything.Copy !req
51. Especially Overdrift Rally Rash!Copy !req
52. - (laughter)
- You guys are tops.Copy !req
53. Sweetie, you take care.
I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
54. Of course.Copy !req
55. Goodbye, parents.Copy !req
56. All right! The boys
and Ki are back in town.Copy !req
57. Watch out, VGHS.
We're comin' for ya!Copy !req
58. Aw, come on, Ki.Copy !req
59. The election was, like, forever ago.Copy !req
60. No one's gonna remember who you are.Copy !req
61. And Brian, dude, come on.Copy !req
62. You and Jenny, come on!Copy !req
63. Dude!Copy !req
64. I know, I know, you're right.
I just... I don't know.Copy !req
65. I think I know what I gotta say to her,
and I'm nervous.Copy !req
66. I hope she takes me back.Copy !req
67. Did this school get bigger,
or did we get smaller?Copy !req
68. (chuckles) Looks like
the same old VGHS to me.Copy !req
69. Give it up for The Silver
Sun Pickups, everybody.Copy !req
70. That's why we come
to school on a Sunday, people.Copy !req
71. Now, on to morning announcements.Copy !req
72. Good news.Copy !req
73. I noticed that the student fund
was getting a little low,Copy !req
74. so I dug into my big ol' Pizza pockets
and got some... drum roll please.Copy !req
75. New computers for the social gamers!Copy !req
76. Come on down, you guys.Copy !req
77. Oh, man.
Don't they look happy?Copy !req
78. (Shane) Now, I didn't have to do that.Copy !req
79. But I did.Copy !req
80. Because we're all one big family.Copy !req
81. You are my family.
You are mine!Copy !req
82. You my mine, VGHS!Copy !req
83. That's hucking those omelettes, gangs.
Smash Mouth is up next.Copy !req
84. What?Copy !req
85. (girl) Oh, here she comes.
Way to go, Heather.Copy !req
86. (gasps) God!Copy !req
87. God! No!
What? No running!Copy !req
88. Please, no throwing stuff!Copy !req
89. I-huh-hey!
Hey, Ki!Copy !req
90. - You're back.
- Yes.Copy !req
91. - I see they've made you RA.
- Yeah, well, once you leftCopy !req
92. nobody wanted to take the job,
so I thought, "I'll do it!"Copy !req
93. Hey, hey.Copy !req
94. Anywhos, so it's been really tough,
but you're back, so that's great.Copy !req
95. Um... so... speaking of which,
you have bathroom duty today.Copy !req
96. Uh, the girls, they say it's clean,
but they know I won't go in there,Copy !req
97. so I think they're lying. (chuckles)Copy !req
98. Will you-will you get that
done by tomorrow, please?Copy !req
99. (Ki) Nope.Copy !req
100. Oh, come on!
Not you too, Ki.Copy !req
101. Why does nobody listen to me? (whines)Copy !req
102. It's because you're weak, Wendell.Copy !req
103. - And the world preys on the weak.
- Guh!Copy !req
104. God, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
105. I thought helping
people was your thing.Copy !req
106. I have a new thing now.Copy !req
107. What?Copy !req
108. (Wendell) You're getting
a frownie sticker, Ki!Copy !req
109. Go ahead.
I don't care.Copy !req
110. Like crap you don't, Ki Swan!Copy !req
111. You invented the sticker system, okay?Copy !req
112. You're the only one who cares
about it and if you don't cleanCopy !req
113. the bathroom in 24 hours,
your name is getting a frownie sticker!Copy !req
114. (Wendell) 24 hours, Ki!Copy !req
115. Brake! (imitates squealing wheels)Copy !req
116. What up, Drift people!
Who's ready to get their rally on...?Copy !req
117. (DK) Theodore!Copy !req
118. Old friend!Copy !req
119. You find us at our darkest hour.Copy !req
120. Sorry about that whole "dad" thing.Copy !req
121. We got you a basket.Copy !req
122. Oh, thanks.
What happened to your head?Copy !req
123. The Dutchess of Fart and her
Fart Goons shaved it in my sleep!Copy !req
124. What? Why?Copy !req
125. She thinks that if I have no hair
I won't want that coupon for that perm.Copy !req
126. They've been pranking us all week.
I think it's time we strike back.Copy !req
127. Hide this in your pants.Copy !req
128. I was really hoping we could play.Copy !req
129. Oh, play later.
First... to war!Copy !req
130. Aw, man!Copy !req
131. Lieutenant, start the engine!Copy !req
132. Sir, I can't solve this equation!
Do you know the variable?Copy !req
133. I don't.
But maybe you do.Copy !req
134. Okay, gang, master chief
can't fix his warthogCopy !req
135. until we find the correct equation.Copy !req
136. Anyone?Copy !req
137. Uh, is the equation Jenny -
Brian = "Can I get a taste?"Copy !req
138. Get out, Sebastian.Copy !req
139. - Worth a shot.
- (teacher) Out!Copy !req
140. - It's X - 2.
- (chuckling)Copy !req
141. I'm also smart.Copy !req
142. Jenny, show us how it's done.Copy !req
143. Nice going, craptain.Copy !req
144. Can't even hit a variable.Copy !req
145. Keep missing, Jenny.
It's still funny.Copy !req
146. Okay, that's enough.Copy !req
147. Yeah, so, I'm ditching.Copy !req
148. Peace.Copy !req
149. Don't miss the door on your way out!Copy !req
150. Ooh!Copy !req
151. Oh, hey, Rosie.
I'm taking my break.Copy !req
152. Go get her, kid.Copy !req
153. Hey, J-Jenny.
What's up, stranger?Copy !req
154. Brian, you're back.Copy !req
155. Yeah, just hangin' out.Copy !req
156. Well, what're you up to?Copy !req
157. Just ditching class.Copy !req
158. Uh-oh... cool, that's new for you.Copy !req
159. Yeah, so is being dumped
and made fun of by the entire school.Copy !req
160. - Oh.
- Did you need something?Copy !req
161. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
162. I had a whole game plan, but...Copy !req
163. but you just said...
I kinda gotta change it.Copy !req
164. Um, listen.Copy !req
165. I've had some time
to think about it and I'm sorry.Copy !req
166. Okay, no. (sighs)
I'm sorry.Copy !req
167. I just think that we should talk about us.Copy !req
168. Brian, I don't even know what I
would say to you about "us" right now.Copy !req
169. Uh, well for starters I was hoping
there could even be an us...Copy !req
170. and you're leaving.Copy !req
171. Um, so, what're we doing again?Copy !req
172. Goddamn it, Ted!Copy !req
173. How many times do we
have to explain this?Copy !req
174. The Duchess and I won
the Trivia Bowl last week,Copy !req
175. and the first place prize was one coupon
for a highlight and permCopy !req
176. at the Beyond Two Souls Beauty Salon.Copy !req
177. I thought I deserved it.Copy !req
178. She thought differently.Copy !req
179. We quarreled and Calhoun
took the coupon away.Copy !req
180. He won't give it back until
we decide on who gets it.Copy !req
181. That's when the pranks began.Copy !req
182. Um, okay.
So what do you want me to do?Copy !req
183. Shoot her in the head.Copy !req
184. Ew! Gum in the hair?Copy !req
185. Dude, that's way gross and mean.Copy !req
186. We tried to take the high road,
but look what she's done to us.Copy !req
187. Everything smells like super glue.Copy !req
188. What would you have us do, Ted?
Lie down and die?Copy !req
189. - Well, no, but—
- Come on, dude.Copy !req
190. You're the John Wilkes Booth
of sling shots.Copy !req
191. He's the guy that killed Lincoln.Copy !req
192. You got this.Copy !req
193. (sighs) Fine, okay, I'll do it.Copy !req
194. Well, that's what friends are for, right?Copy !req
195. That's the spirit, Ted!Copy !req
196. Let's roll.Copy !req
197. Oh, already hard at work, I see. Huh?Copy !req
198. If you need more bleach,
there's... okay, what?Copy !req
199. What the heck is that?Copy !req
200. Oh, didn't you hear?Copy !req
201. I'm hosting a 24 hour
game design competition.Copy !req
202. So much for bathroom duty.Copy !req
203. Oh, nice try, Ki!
But if you want to hostCopy !req
204. a school event, you're gonna need—Copy !req
205. Waivers, signed in triplicate by Calhoun.Copy !req
206. Okay... um... fine, fine.Copy !req
207. Once you're done, just go
clean the bathroom, okay?Copy !req
208. In 24 hours it will be Zoe's turn
to clean the bathroom.Copy !req
209. So... I win.Copy !req
210. What?Copy !req
211. This-This isn't you, Ki!
Why are you being such a jerk?Copy !req
212. Because life is meaningless.Copy !req
213. - Huh.
- (typing)Copy !req
214. I have a game to design,
so if you could just please leave.Copy !req
215. Or stay and design a game.
It's a game jam.Copy !req
216. Sushi_Princess wins.Copy !req
217. You wanna come say that to my face?Copy !req
218. Oh, that's what I thought.Copy !req
219. (girl) So, it really is you.Copy !req
220. Who's asking?Copy !req
221. The number one player
in that game you just sucked at.Copy !req
222. You're Sushi_Princess?Copy !req
223. What happened to you, Matrix?
You used to be my hero.Copy !req
224. You used to be the best.Copy !req
225. Then Brian gave you cooties
and you've sucked ever since.Copy !req
226. Okay, well, that is not fair.Copy !req
227. - (spits)
- (gasps)Copy !req
228. Life ain't fair!
Grow a pair.Copy !req
229. Sushi_Princess.Copy !req
230. I really like that kid.Copy !req
231. (sarcastically) Yay, mom's here.Copy !req
232. Come on, let's get a burger.
Pity party's over.Copy !req
233. I've lost her forever, old buddy.Copy !req
234. Go, crap!
They made us!Copy !req
235. Wha-whoa-whoa! (grunts)Copy !req
236. Good job, Ted.Copy !req
237. Oh, my tail bone!Copy !req
238. (Duchess) Well, well, well.Copy !req
239. His majesty's loyal lap dog.Copy !req
240. Duchess, I'm really sorry
about your hair.Copy !req
241. Oh, uh...Copy !req
242. Well, in that case I guess
we're even, huh?Copy !req
243. So truce peace?
Oh, please, Duchess, please!Copy !req
244. Please, please, I just back to school.
All I want is to play video games.Copy !req
245. Oh, Ted.
You're right.Copy !req
246. You've had a tough week.Copy !req
247. - Oh, that was very nice of you.
- Calhoun!Copy !req
248. - Ted did it.
- Wha-?Copy !req
249. TED!Copy !req
250. - (school bell rings)
- Detention for the rest of the day.Copy !req
251. Calhoun, I swear it wasn't me.Copy !req
252. Ted, I'm a grown man
with gum in my hair!Copy !req
253. Someone's going down.
That someone is you.Copy !req
254. - But—
- Spare me.Copy !req
255. You and the Drifters have been
pulling this crap all year.Copy !req
256. (sighs) Yes, sir.
I'm sorry, sir.Copy !req
257. Look, I know it's tough,
what's happened with your dad.Copy !req
258. And being a teen is hard, I guess.Copy !req
259. But, dammit, grow up!Copy !req
260. This school better be on fire.Copy !req
261. Don't move.Copy !req
262. Well, what if it is on fire?Copy !req
263. Uh, Calhoun's office.Copy !req
264. Ted, this is DK.
Get the coupon.Copy !req
265. Bottom left drawer. Go!Copy !req
266. - DK, I just got super in trouble!
- Get that coupon!Copy !req
267. - (hangs up)
- GOD!Copy !req
268. BAH!Copy !req
269. Ki Swan!Copy !req
270. How do you make, um, video games?Copy !req
271. First rule: no talking.Copy !req
272. Second rule: sit over there.Copy !req
273. Okay.Copy !req
274. Hello, knock, knock, knock!Copy !req
275. Ding dong!
Hello?Copy !req
276. (sighs) What is this?
What're you doing?Copy !req
277. Well, as Head RA, it is my duty
to help students in need.Copy !req
278. And, Miss Swan, you need
to talk about your feels.Copy !req
279. Hmm?Copy !req
280. So I'm not going to leave
here until you do.Copy !req
281. I'm an artist.
I don't talk.Copy !req
282. I create.Copy !req
283. Hey, what is this?Copy !req
284. Huh. Hey, this is kinda cool.Copy !req
285. How do you jump?Copy !req
286. - You can leave now.
- What, that's it?Copy !req
287. You just walk until you let go
and then you die?Copy !req
288. Yep, that's the whole game.Copy !req
289. But that's stupid!
What's the point of playing?Copy !req
290. Exactly.Copy !req
291. Oh my god, Ki!
Please be more pretentious.Copy !req
292. It's not pretentious, Wendell.
You're just too dumb to get it.Copy !req
293. (mumbling) That's right, Wendell.
You're dumb.Copy !req
294. (scoffs) Well then, I guess
dumb old Wendell will just haveCopy !req
295. to play your dumb old game
until he figures it out.Copy !req
296. (Ki) There's nothing
to figure out, Wendell.Copy !req
297. Well, then it's gonna be
a loooong 21 hours, Ki.Copy !req
298. - I'm outta here.
- (Wendell) Bye.Copy !req
299. How about some music?Copy !req
300. (DJ) You're listening to NPR,
the Napalm Player Report,Copy !req
301. and we're talking with Ashley Barnstormer.Copy !req
302. Great timing, mom.Copy !req
303. Speaking of timing, I was gonna
tell you this after classCopy !req
304. but the commandos need me
back earlier than I thought.Copy !req
305. When do you leave?Copy !req
306. The OTA's are Monday, so tomorrow.Copy !req
307. Wow, that's great.Copy !req
308. Yeah, the new owners
have to flex their muscles.Copy !req
309. - And since school is wrapping up—
- Mom, it's fine.Copy !req
310. You know, you gotta go.
I get it.Copy !req
311. Have fun.Copy !req
312. Why are you touching me?Copy !req
313. I'm... comforting you?Copy !req
314. Is that a question?Copy !req
315. You know, I'm trying to be a mom here.Copy !req
316. Yeah? Well, you're terrible at it.Copy !req
317. Yeah? Well... (stammers)Copy !req
318. Your boyfriend dumped you.Copy !req
319. (laughs) You know,
I don't even know why we try.Copy !req
320. Wow.Copy !req
321. - No!
- Yup.Copy !req
322. Jenny! Wait!
Come back here.Copy !req
323. Jenny!
Get back here!Copy !req
324. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
325. - What?
- You weren't stopping.Copy !req
326. Okay, mom.
Here's your chance.Copy !req
327. - Parent me.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
328. I don't know.Copy !req
329. Listen, you don't need me here, okay?Copy !req
330. You're one of the best
in the league and next year—Copy !req
331. Mom, I know, okay?
This isn't even about you.Copy !req
332. Oh, thank god.
Wait.Copy !req
333. - Then what's the problem?
- (sighs)Copy !req
334. The problem is everything else!Copy !req
335. All right? I am an angry, unhappy person.Copy !req
336. That's probably why I
punched Ashley in the face,Copy !req
337. and why I have no real friends,
and why I just ruinedCopy !req
338. my relationship with the only person
in my life who's ever really loved me.Copy !req
339. Present company sort of excluded,
I guess, and dad, or...Copy !req
340. Brian wants to get back together.Copy !req
341. Which means that he hasn't realized
that I'm a total sociopathCopy !req
342. that cares more about
video games than people.Copy !req
343. When he does, he's gonna
wanna break up again,Copy !req
344. which is exactly what I deserve,
'cause I'm a shitty person.Copy !req
345. You're not a shitty person.Copy !req
346. How would you know that?Copy !req
347. A shitty person is a mom
that walks out on her husbandCopy !req
348. and her little girl just to get
another trophy under her belt.Copy !req
349. Not a 16 year old girl
with hopes and dreams.Copy !req
350. Just the fact that you even care
about other people's feelings,Copy !req
351. that makes you, you know, fine.Copy !req
352. I'm gonna miss you, kid.Copy !req
353. Me too.Copy !req
354. Stop, stop that.
Stop doing that.Copy !req
355. Sorry.Copy !req
356. Just Brian messing up again like always.Copy !req
357. Okay, what is it?
Spit it out.Copy !req
358. It's just when Jenny and I broke up.
And I wanna fix it.Copy !req
359. Or, I don't know,
maybe I don't.Copy !req
360. Maybe I'm meant to be alone. (sighs)Copy !req
361. I don't wanna die.Copy !req
362. Calhoun, please.
I don't have a dad.Copy !req
363. I just danced with my cat.
I need an adult.Copy !req
364. - (sighs) Do you like her?
- Yes.Copy !req
365. Are you in high school?Copy !req
366. (puzzled) Yes.Copy !req
367. Welcome to the wonderful world
of having no problems!Copy !req
368. No, no!Copy !req
369. Calhoun, the problem is...Copy !req
370. even if we get back together...Copy !req
371. I don't know.Copy !req
372. I'm never gonna be the most
important thing in her life.Copy !req
373. Yeah, that's 'cause she's smarter
than most teenage girls, all right?Copy !req
374. You're her high school boyfriend.Copy !req
375. You should be happy she even talks to you.Copy !req
376. - But—
- But.Copy !req
377. - But.
- But.Copy !req
378. But shut up, okay?Copy !req
379. This is your first relationship.
It's like your first car.Copy !req
380. You're gonna go fast,
way too fast.Copy !req
381. You're probably gonna wreck it.Copy !req
382. So wear a seat belt and enjoy the ride.Copy !req
383. Calhoun, I'm gonna be honest.Copy !req
384. I'm trying to open up to you here,
but you're really not helping.Copy !req
385. Maybe that's because I'm not the one
you should be opening up to.Copy !req
386. Boom.
Nailed it.Copy !req
387. (sighs) Hey, guys, I—Copy !req
388. Ah, Theodore.
You return.Copy !req
389. And with my coupon, I see.Copy !req
390. Well done!Copy !req
391. You're playing my game without me.Copy !req
392. (DK) Not anymore.
We're out of candyCopy !req
393. and we beat all the levels.Copy !req
394. Before it expires?Copy !req
395. No.Copy !req
396. Um, yes.Copy !req
397. No!Copy !req
398. - I command you—
- I said NO.Copy !req
399. - Ted—
- You ate my dead dad candy.Copy !req
400. I am the Drift King!Copy !req
401. Yeah, well maybe you shouldn't be.Copy !req
402. Seriously, we do bad stuff
for you all the time,Copy !req
403. but you don't care.Copy !req
404. You only care about yourself.
You're not a king, dude.Copy !req
405. You're a senior!
You're going to college next year.Copy !req
406. Just grow the hell up!Copy !req
407. (sighs) I could be a better king than you.Copy !req
408. Is that a challenge, Ted?Copy !req
409. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
410. I challenge you
for the title of Drift King.Copy !req
411. I accept.Copy !req
412. And when you race against king...Copy !req
413. ..you race against his kingdom.Copy !req
414. Let's drift.Copy !req
415. Sorry, DK.Copy !req
416. Oh!Copy !req
417. The kingdom's yours, DK.Copy !req
418. (sighs) Okay, Wendell.
I'm only talking to youCopy !req
419. because you're sleeping.Copy !req
420. And last week I burned my diary
to see what the ashes would look like.Copy !req
421. Which was stupid.
I don't know why I did that.Copy !req
422. I don't really know
what's happening to me.Copy !req
423. You know I still have all my grandparents?Copy !req
424. Ted's father is dead, but I still get
four sweaters for Christmas every year.Copy !req
425. Which just seems really mean to me.Copy !req
426. It's callous and random.
And then it's over.Copy !req
427. I don't really know why
I'm playing anymore.Copy !req
428. It's not your fault though.Copy !req
429. Hey.Copy !req
430. Look, let me go first, all right?
I gotta get this out.Copy !req
431. Okay.Copy !req
432. (sighs) I never really had a dad.Copy !req
433. And my mom was an addict,
so I pretty much took care of myself.Copy !req
434. And I got used to being alone.
I got pretty good at it.Copy !req
435. But then I came here and I met Ted,Copy !req
436. and I met Ki, and I met you.Copy !req
437. And I fell for you like that.Copy !req
438. And for the first time,
I didn't feel alone.Copy !req
439. And when I thought you were leaving,Copy !req
440. I should've been happy for you.
I should've, but...Copy !req
441. I was so scared of losing you
that I lashed out.Copy !req
442. And it was selfish, and it was horrible,Copy !req
443. and I'm so sorry that I hurt you, Jenny.Copy !req
444. I'm glad you went first.Copy !req
445. Why, what were you going to say?Copy !req
446. (groans) Well, the game jam's
almost over, Ki.Copy !req
447. Okay, I guess you win.
Life really is meaningless, huh?Copy !req
448. What?Copy !req
449. No!Copy !req
450. Wait, huh?Copy !req
451. What is that? (gasps)Copy !req
452. Oh! Oh my god! (gasps)Copy !req
453. Oh my god! (laughs)
Look this—this is awesome!Copy !req
454. Oh! I'm flying.
It's me.Copy !req
455. I'm flying!
I'm flying!Copy !req
456. Ki, it's me.
I'm flying.Copy !req
457. Oh my god!
This game rules!Copy !req
458. That's the best game ever.Copy !req
459. You're great, RA Wendell.Copy !req
460. Thanks, Ki.Copy !req
461. Oh! (laughs)Copy !req
462. - What was that?
- It's nothing.Copy !req
463. Okay, now go clean the bathroom.Copy !req
464. - Okay.
- I'm serious.Copy !req
465. Okay.Copy !req
466. It's this way.Copy !req
467. Smash Mouth signed a contract.Copy !req
468. If we re-neg, we owe them big.Copy !req
469. Fine, whatever.Copy !req
470. Just make sure they're
not in the teacher's lounge.Copy !req
471. - Anything else?
- I got something!Copy !req
472. Barnstormer!Copy !req
473. Hey, Calhoulligan.Copy !req
474. Just came by to give you the good news.Copy !req
475. Napalm broke 400. Hah!Copy !req
476. - a champion.
- Awesome news, brother.Copy !req
477. Shane.Copy !req
478. Shane Barnstormer.Copy !req
479. Yeah, didn't I tell you?Copy !req
480. Oh wait, no.
I faked my own death.Copy !req
481. I changed my name to Pizza,
and then I took downCopy !req
482. your school from the inside.Copy !req
483. Oops. (mad chuckle)Copy !req
484. - (camera snaps)
- (laughter)Copy !req
485. What a face!Copy !req
486. You really should've taken that check.Copy !req
487. Fuck!Copy !req
488. Hey, guys, mind if we join?Copy !req
489. Heck yeah, we don't.
Sit down.Copy !req
490. Well, looks like everything's
back to normal.Copy !req
491. Good morning, VGHS!Copy !req
492. I hope you're enjoying
that cafeteria breakfastCopy !req
493. because it's your last!
(mad laughter)Copy !req
494. (student) Oh no!Copy !req
495. You cannot win!Copy !req