Video Game High School 3x3

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Election day! Ki searches for a clever solution that will gain voters in the 11th hour, while Ted desperately tries fix a past mistake that could cost Ki the election. Meanwhile, Jenny and Brian face off against Napalm Energy Drink High School in the biggest FPS match of their lives! But little do they know The Law has just received a major upgrade.Jenny is told that she is going to play for the Panthers in Paris, but she tells Brian that she's making dinner for them to tell him the news, but the other FPS team members think Jenny wants to have sex with Brian.

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1. I'm just saying, we could

2. shave off 15% if we just move

3. manufacturing to Honduras.

4. Then do it.

5. Why are we even talking?

6. Because you still haven't

7. signed mom's birthday card.

8. Oh, there he is.

9. What's up, Ashley?

10. Shane.

11. H.R. says I'm

12. moving to a bigger desk.

13. Well, that's true, because in

14. its own special way, the

15. sidewalk is the biggest desk

16. of all.

17. You're so—what?

18. You're fired.

19. and re-hired.

20. Peekabooski.

21. Law here.

22. newb skillets.

23. Who's this dickhead?

24. This is New Law.

25. His demos are through the roof.

26. Girls can't get enough of his

27. toothpaste smile, and guys are

28. busting a nut over his sweet

29. skills.

30. You can't—

31. No, no, I bust the nuts.

32. I'm the law.

33. It's my name.

34. It's my I.P.!

35. All of which you signed over

36. to Napalm Energy Corporation.

37. including your butt, which

38. no one asked you to do,

39. So you can have that back.

40. You signed your butt over

41. to them?

42. No wonder girls don't respond

43. to his brand.

44. We're gonna need you to be

45. out of the office by lunch,

46. Laurence.

47. Ash, about mom's birthday

48. card...

49. Oh, oh, oh.

50. it's your mother's birthday?

51. Oh, what a special day.

52. Mrs. Barnstormer is an

53. inspiration to this whole

54. company.

55. Don't mind if I do.

56. Yow!

57. My WASDs!

58. Whoops.

59. Sorry about that.

60. That guy is classic.

61. Once the E.R. guy said

62. Clutch's big toe was okay,

63. We rushed right back to the

64. school, but...

65. I was driving too fast.

66. Ted, you should have been

67. more careful.

68. I know.

69. It's just—

70. My phone had died, and you

71. didn't know where I was, and...

72. I'm just happy you're okay.

73. You are...

74. Okay, right?

75. It's been a rough couple of

76. weeks, Ki.

77. But you know what?

78. This'll give me time to think.

79. keeping you here.

80. It's only three weeks

81. detention, Kiwi.

82. Time's up.

83. go win that election, babe.

84. you.

85. [Handsome as Sin -

86. Tell Me How You Died]

87. You got shanked, brother.

88. Aw, man.

89. Ted Wong, it's time.

90. One pair of sunglasses, black.

91. One mechanical pencil,

92. Three sticks of bubble gum,

93. winter fresh.

94. I remember having four.

95. One jewel-encrusted

96. Tomowachi, engraving...

97. "To Josh, happy 8th birthday,

98. It's dead.

99. Oh, crap!

100. Oh!

101. Oh, crap, oh, crap, oh, crap.

102. Ah, jeez.

103. You're feeding him, right,

104. and teaching him new tricks,

105. and cleaning his poop?

106. You got to clean his poop, Ted.

107. Uh-huh.

108. He's fine.

109. He's just sleeping right now.

110. He's sleeping?

111. It's noon.

112. What did you do to him?

113. Hmm?

114. Show him to me.

115. He's in my room, and you will

116. get to see him when your team

117. votes for Ki.

118. Oh, no, Ted.

119. My guys don't vote until I know

120. He's okay.

121. Yes, fine.

122. I'll send you a picture.

123. He better be smiling, ted.

124. He better be smiling!

125. Ladies and gentlemen,

126. Pwners and Zwners, today is

127. Napalm versus VGHS.

128. Two incredible teams,

129. two incredible captains,

130. but only one will go on

131. to the fps championship.

132. Let's talk jenny matrix.

133. This is her first year on

134. varsity, and this is the biggest

135. game of her career.

136. Can she handle the pressure?

137. According to my readouts...

138. No.

139. There you have it.

140. He's here.

141. Jacques Letoure and his scout

142. are coming to the game.

143. What?

144. Why?

145. To see you play, and they want

146. to meet you after the game.

147. Word on the street is they're

148. Okay, so this—this is—

149. this is real.

150. Mm-hmm, Ashley's the only

151. other player they're looking at.

152. You kick his ass, and you will

153. be packing your bags, because

154. you will be going to Paris.

155. Hey, it's a really, really

156. good thing.

157. Get your war face on.

158. Mom...

159. I have to tell Brian.

160. and I don't—I don't even

161. know what to say.

162. You still want this, right?

163. Yeah, more than anything.

164. Then you tell him that,

165. and you hope that he

166. understands.

167. Yeah.

168. Hey, hey, guys.

169. Oh-ho, what is that?

170. Dude.

171. Hey, guys.

172. Jenny, hey.

173. We're just—

174. Yeah, sorry to interrupt.

175. Hey, I was just, um...

176. I was wondering, do you want to

177. come over for dinner tonight?

178. I'll cook.

179. You'll cook?

180. Mm-hmm.

181. okay.

182. Okay, great.

183. So I'll see you tonight after

184. the game.

185. Yeah.

186. Uh...

187. is everything okay?

188. Yeah. Yes.

189. Yeah, definitely.

190. I just wanted to talk to you,

191. Just you and me, talking,

192. you know, just you and me.

193. it's nothing.

194. Um...

195. I'm gonna go

196. vote before the game.

197. okay.

198. What?

199. do we need to draw you a map?

200. A map?

201. To sex town, Brian.

202. 'cause that's where you're

203. you're having sex with jenny.

204. Mm-hmm.

205. What?

206. No, stop being weird.

207. think about it, dude.

208. tonight after the big game.

209. Just the two of you.

210. She cook you a lot of

211. dinners, Brian?

212. I mean, she burned us popcorn

213. once, and then we made out

214. afterwards.

215. Oh, my god.

216. That was just popcorn, dude.

217. Tonight you get the full course.

218. Uh-huh.

219. You're getting dessert.

220. Boom!

221. Ah-roo-gah!

222. Honk-honk!

223. Yeah!

224. You the man!

225. The guy's a king.

226. That's three more votes

227. from the puzzle gamers.

228. Yes.

229. uh, Ki, can

230. I talk to you for a second?

231. Hi.

232. You're back.

233. Hi.

234. Um...

235. So, about the M.M.O. guild...

236. there's news on

237. the M.M.O. guild?

238. Do we have it confirmed?

239. Will they hold?

240. What?

241. did we get their votes?

242. Duh.

243. Just talked to josh.

244. Everything's gonna be fine.

245. Everyone, we can do this.

246. You're the best, ted.

247. This is a one-round game of

248. hostage rescue.

249. The first team to extract their

250. Captains, have you picked your

251. hostages?

252. Jumpin' Jax.

253. Ashley barnstormer.

254. This guy.

255. All right, bring it in.

256. All right, this is the real

257. deal, kids.

258. This is your moment.

259. If you win this game, you will

260. have sex with my daughter.

261. Get Jax on that helicopter,

262. and we are going to the

263. proud.

264. You seem distracted.

265. Did Jenny talk to you?

266. About what's going to happen

267. After the game?

268. Oh. Um...

269. Okay, I know this is awkward

270. because I'm her mom, and

271. whatever happens between you two

272. is between you two.

273. But I can't have it affecting

274. your game out there.

275. No, no, it won't.

276. Really?

277. Because you look pretty frazzled

278. Right now.

279. Okay, fine. Um...

280. little bit, because, like,

281. you know, it's a big change

282. Well, change is coming,

283. Brian, whether you want it to

284. or not.

285. and it's gonna hurt.

286. It is?

287. Yeah, it hurts.

288. but jenny has dreamed about this

289. her entire life, so don't ruin

290. it for her.

291. Okay, you go out there, and you

292. do your job.

293. Let's do it.

294. Brian d. is falling apart out

295. there.

296. Give that boy some crazy glue.

297. Oh, come on, Brian.

298. Man, your team kind of sucks,

299. Especially Brian.

300. Well, good thing you won't have

301. to play with them when you're in

302. Paris this summer.

303. look, I get it.

304. You put yourself in here to

305. screw with me.

306. It's not gonna work.

307. Jenny, you got me all wrong.

308. I'm just lazy.

309. Besides, the law has got this

310. in the bag.

311. You remember the law, don't you?

312. But I thought we had a deal.

313. Okay.

314. I understand.

315. Everyone...

316. I just got word that the RPG

317. team voted for Shane.

318. damn it!

319. I thought we had it!

320. walk it off, Sebastian.

321. I thought we had it.

322. Okay, so we're gonna tear

323. down this wall for the shark

324. tank, and I'm thinking that the

325. zen garden can go right about

326. here.

327. Oh, hey, guys.

328. don't mind us.

329. What are you doing here

330. Shane?

331. Oh, I'm just getting a head

332. start on some of my presidential

333. duties.

334. This is gonna be my office.

335. This is our classroom.

336. Oh, don't worry.

337. it turns out there's an even

338. grosser, smellier basement

339. underneath this basement.

340. It's all yours.

341. Um, Shane, you can't do this.

342. This isn't how it works.

343. Oh, man, no grape pop?

344. Actually, they've got grape

345. down at the student center.

346. That's all the way

347. across campus!

348. today blows.

349. Call my driver.

350. Make sure it's Steven.

351. It should always be Steven.

352. Mm, yeah.

353. O'doyle, you have yoga in the

354. mornings, right?

355. Well, yoga's hard work.

356. I bet you wish you could have

357. some super sour straws on your

358. way back.

359. Oi, they're my favorite

360. candy, but you can only

361. get them—

362. In that vending machine next

363. to the weird mural in the

364. parking lot—

365. Too long a walk between classes.

366. What if I told you we could put

367. them here in the vending machine

368. next to Mr. Wong's classroom.

369. I would say you're speaking

370. my language, Ki Swan.

371. You could move gummy worms

372. closer to the parkour funasium.

373. chocolate raisins on the way

374. to celebrity Pokermon.

375. go out and talk to every

376. voter you can.

377. Find out what favorite soda,

378. What favorite candy, favorite

379. have time to get on their way

380. to class, and you tell them

381. that Ki swan personally promises

382. that the snacks they want will

383. be in the vending machines

384. they need them to be in,

385. to get the snacks that they

386. normally don't have time to get,

387. but want!

388. Polls close in five hours.

389. Let's get to work, people.

390. Oh, I think I'm gonna be

391. sick.

392. It's just a Tomowachi.

393. I have the cutest Tomowachi

394. at home named hank.

395. This freaks me out!

396. Ki needs these votes.

397. All right?

398. And I need your help,

399. So let's go.

400. Theodore, stealing Joshua's

401. virtual pet and threatening to

402. kill it, that's one thing.

403. that's cool.

404. But to actually kill it and

405. pretend it's alive?

406. That messed up.

407. You want to talk messed up

408. to the guy who's been in

409. detention for over three weeks?

410. Now, help me with the body

411. and teach me Photoshop.

412. you drift, Ted.

413. You go where we cannot follow.

414. You're a monster.

415. Fine.

416. I don't even need your stinkin'

417. help anyway.

418. I thought we were bros!

419. Oh, my gosh.

420. get me out of here.

421. I want to play!

422. Ugh!

423. Stupid.

424. Hey, frag out!

425. Aah!

426. Jenny, your boyfriend's

427. issues.

428. Brian, get it together.

429. Dude, what is your deal?

430. Jenny and I are doing it

431. tonight.

432. What?

433. How is that a problem?

434. I don't know, man.

435. I'm really nervous about it.

436. Brian, you are literally

437. living every 16-year-old boy's

438. dream right now.

439. You go to a Video Game High

440. School.

441. Your smoking-hot girlfriend

442. wants to have sex with you.

443. And for some reason, her mom is

444. cool with it.

445. You're right.

446. That is pretty awesome.

447. Yeah, it's pretty damn

448. Now, do you want it or not?

449. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

450. Yeah!

451. Yeah!

452. Oh!

453. Aah!

454. Aah!

455. Yowza!

456. I don't know what's got into

457. Brian d, but Scotty wants

458. some of that in pill form.

459. Oh, yeah.

460. Yeah, yeah.

461. Yeah.

462. Yeah, yeah.

463. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

464. Yeah!

465. We're going home.

466. okay.

467. Yo, Brian...

468. I love that pump.

469. I think I'm starting to

470. get you, Jacks.

471. GG, Barnstormer.

472. Yeah.

473. No.

474. Dude, we got to jump

475. another fence.

476. Brian D and Jacks are making

477. a run.

478. My god, VGHS could actually

479. win this thing.

480. Who could have expected

481. this outcome?

482. Brian D is going all the way!

483. aah!

484. aah!

485. Whoopsies.

486. Did law do that?

487. Well, this machine's full,

488. so how about the protein bars

489. go here and the smoothies stay

490. where they are?

491. I don't know.

492. That's a pretty far walk from

493. the puzzle-gaming room, but...

494. behold, VGHS.

495. Vending machines for every team.

496. A vending machine on every

497. corner.

498. Vending machines—

499. just take one and vote for me.

500. We got snacks.

501. We got bevs.

502. We got whatever you want.

503. Go on in there.

504. Can we get the smoothie

505. machine?

506. Sure thing, bros.

507. Vote for Shane.

508. Oh, hey, Ki.

509. Thanks for the idea.

510. How did you—

511. Rich.

512. There's no clever solution here.

513. I'm gonna get what I want.

514. and what do you want, Shane?

515. Because I want to help the

516. students.

517. And the students wanted

518. snacks or whatever.

519. Isn't that the whole point?

520. Didn't I do it better than you?

521. So what's the problem here?

522. You don't care.

523. I care.

524. that you care.

525. Where do you want these,

526. boss?

527. Don't care.

528. I did everything right.

529. It shouldn't work like this.

530. Life's not a game.

531. Things don't always work out

532. like they should.

533. There's no great programmer

534. in the sky.

535. That's stupid.

536. People just say that when they

537. can't figure out how to solve

538. a problem.

539. You just have to...

540. The polls are closed, Ki.

541. There's nothing more to figure

542. Why don't you come back to H.Q.

543. and wait with the rest of the

544. team?

545. You would have made a fine

546. President, Ki swan.

547. And that's something.

548. All right, we need to lock

549. this base down.

550. You three, out front.

551. Brian and I will guard

552. the hostage.

553. go.

554. Hey.

555. Don't worry.

556. We got this.

557. and then tonight we'll

558. celebrate.

559. I can't even think about

560. tonight right now.

561. Wait.

562. is that what's bothering you?

563. 'cause we can wait to have

564. dinner.

565. I mean, I want to have dinner,

566. you out, I can wait for dinner.

567. Brian, we can still have

568. dinner.

569. of course we can have dinner.

570. I'm saying...

571. we don't have to have sex

572. afterwards.

573. What?

574. You know...

575. The sex?

576. The team told me that having

577. Even your mom said—

578. Oh, my god, no.

579. No, Brian, I just wanted to talk

580. to you tonight about...

581. can we just do this later?

582. Holy balls, he doesn't know.

583. Hey, Brian, guess what.

584. shut up!

585. How could you not tell him?

586. He's your boyfriend.

587. Tell me what?

588. That if you win this match,

589. she moves to Paris.

590. Paris?

591. No, that's not even true.

592. It's not?

593. well, all right, kind of,

594. but—

595. What does "kind of" mean,

596. Jenny?

597. can we please talk about this

598. Later?

599. Fine.

600. Brian, my boy, in my

601. experience, long-distance

602. relationships just don't work

603. out.

604. Jenny, are you going to

605. Paris or not?

606. I knew I put myself in here

607. for a reason.

608. So, at dinner tonight,

609. you're breaking up with me?

610. Brian...

611. Aah!

612. It all comes down to Jenny

613. Matrix.

614. Can she handle the pressure?

615. Brian.

616. Brian, wait.

617. Look, I should have told you,

618. Okay?

619. How long, Jenny?

620. How long have you known

621. that you're leaving?

622. God, I'm such an idiot.

623. No, you're not.

624. This whole month, I've

625. thought that everything was

626. great between us.

627. Dinner tonight, I actually—

628. god, of course not,

629. 'cause you care about this

630. Way more.

631. and you know what?

632. That's fine.

633. No, that is not fair, okay?

634. I am not gonna let you make me

635. Feel bad about this.

636. Yes, Jenny, we've got that,

637. loud and clear, thank you.

638. screw you, Brian.

639. I have wanted this my entire

640. life, and I love you, and it's

641. been killing me.

642. well, then let me make it

643. easy for you, okay?

644. We're done.

645. Lovers' quarrel, huh?

646. That's tough.

647. Oh!

648. Ugh!

649. Jenny!

650. And the final tally is

651. Shane pizza, with 126 votes,

652. and Ki swan, with 128.

653. Yes, kiwi!

654. Oh, I'm so proud of you.

655. Congrats.

656. President Ki swan, everyone.

657. Congrats, Ki.

658. Thank you.

659. Now, ted...

660. Give me back my Tomowachi.

661. You know what?

662. Hey, josh, I don't—

663. I don't have it on me today.

664. What's he talking about, ted?

665. nothing.

666. Josh, let's talk about this

667. tomorrow.

668. Stop stalling, ted.

669. You got our votes.

670. Now, where is he?

671. That's him.

672. He's in your backpack.

673. Why won't you give him to me?

674. What happened to him, ted?

675. Nothing.

676. Is that my Tomowachi

677. in there?

678. Is that my Tomowachi in there?

679. Oh.

680. No.

681. Oh, my god, no!

682. Oh, my god.

683. You are a liar

684. and a murderer.

685. and I hope you totally choke

686. on barf.

687. Come on, Joshy.

688. Okay, come on.

689. Come on, it's okay.

690. Come on.

691. All right, come on.

692. Okay, okay, come on, come on.

693. What?

694. We were going to lose,

695. All right?

696. They were being jerks.

697. Look, Ki...

698. I'm sorry, okay?

699. But you're president now.

700. That's a good thing, right?

701. Right?

702. It's just a freakin'

703. virtual pet.

704. Ki, you didn't know.

705. This isn't your fault.

706. You deserve to win.

707. I cheated.

708. I stuffed the ballot boxes.

709. I'm sorry.

710. Oh!

711. You just bought yourself another

712. week's detention, dillweed.

713. Get out of here!

714. Ki left school.

715. She's gone.