Video Game High School 2x2

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The Law has moved in with Ted and Brian, and is being miserable to everyone in residence. Without a focus, Ki sits in with each of the teams at VGHS, and is not able try out for any of them. The head RA makes her the floor RA, instead of Ted, and she must deal with The Law problem.

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1. OHH. OH, MAN.

2. I HOPE YOU KNOW YOU'RE CLEANING THAT UP, LAWRENCE.

3. REASON TO BE SUSPENDED.

4. ANYWHO, WE'RE OFF FOR A QUICK JAUNT ROUND THE RACQUETBALL COURT.

5. DON'T WAIT UP, BABY CAT.

6. LAW? DID YOU HEAR ME?

7. SAID WE'RE GETTING SNACKS.

8. DO YOU WANT SNACKS?

9. WELL, BYE.

10. JENNY! HI!

11. UM, SO YOU KNOW HOW I'M UNDECLARED RIGHT NOW?

12. WELL, I WAS THINKING THAT I WOULD SHADOW FPS TOMORROW.

13. THAT IS SO AWESOME!

14. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU THERE.

15. HEY, GALS.

16. LET'S DO IT!

17. IS SOMETHING BURNING?

18. I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S MAKING US PRACTICE THROUGH BRUNCH.

19. YEAH, JENNY, TELL YOUR MOM MY STOMACH SAID,

20. "HEY, THIS IS YOUR STOMACH, JUMPIN' JACKS,

21. AND I'M HUNGRY, SO TELL JENNY."

22. YEAH, I'LL BE SURE AND PASS THAT ALONG.

23. BUT IN THE MEANTIME, WHAT DO I DO WITH THESE DONUTS?

24. OHHH!

25. DONUTS! SWEET! WHAT?

26. Jumpin' Jacks: SORRY, BRIAN.

27. SORRY.

28. HERE?

29. DROP THOSE DONUTS, SUGARPLUMS.

30. THE MARY MATRIX DIET.

31. THAT'$ RIGHT. HEALTHY FOOD FOREVER.

32. LITTLE FACES WITH JUNK FOOD,

33. YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON THORINE, OMEGA-3S, ANTIOXIDANTS.

34. IT'S KILLING YOUR REACTION TIME.

35. OBSERVE.

36. FIT BODIES, FIT MINDS.

37. WHICH REMINDS ME,

38. 30 LAPS AROUND THE QUAD BEFORE LUNCH.

39. BUT WE'RE STARVING!

40. GET A MOVE ON! GO!

41. GO, GO, GO!

42. BRIAN, STAY.

43. SO HOW IS IT LIVING WITH LAW?

44. ACTUALLY, I'M GLAD YOU ASK.

45. UM, NOT TOO HOT.

46. WELL, ACTUALLY IT IS TOO HOT

47. BECAUSE, UH, HE SET FIRE TO MY ROOM.

48. REALLY? HE SOUNDS MISERABLE. GOOD WORK, KID.

49. YEAH, I GUESS, BUT...

50. WAIT. THAT'S WHY YOU MADE HIM MY ROOMMATE?

51. OF WHAT A FAILURE HE IS.

52. BETWEEN YOU AND ME, HE'S THE WORST GUY THAT JENNY EVER DATED.

53. OH, WELL, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, HE SET FIRE TO MY ROOM.

54. YOU JUST BEING CUTE, OR YOU TALKING BACK TO ME?

55. BETTER GO RUN LAPS NOW.

56. MMM.

57. HOW FAST SHOULD CAR "A's" SPEED BE GOING INTO TURN 7?

58. PICK ME! PICK ME, I'M AWESOME!

59. THEODORE, THE COURT IS YOURS.

60. GIVEN HIS ENTRY LINE, HE SHOULD BE GOING 55 MILES PER HOUR.

61. YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

62. HOW 'BOUT 48 MILES PER HOUR?

63. BRAVO, CLUTCH. THREE HUNDRED YARDS.

64. YEAH!

65. THE SODA STAR.

66. SODA STAR!

67. AW, MAN! THERE'S NO POP!

68. THE FIZZY RIVER RUNS DRY?

69. SOMETHING'S AMISS.

70. AND DOMINO PRIME?

71. PISTON! AND YOU, DOMINO PRIME!

72. W- WHAT HAPPENED?

73. THE DUCHESS?

74. TO RAID THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE.

75. AND TOOK THE SODA,

76. BUT WE HAVE THE KEY.

77. OHH.

78. FOR THIS I AM GLAD.

79. BUT ALAS, THE DUCHESS OF KART HAS RENDERED US SODALESS.

80. REMAIN PARCHED FOR A WEEK.

81. PERHAPS EVEN TWO.

82. OUR DARKEST HOUR.

83. I'LL GET THE SODAS.

84. I CAN DO IT, D.K. I WAS BORN TO.

85. FAT CHANCE, DINGUS.

86. THOSE 'SHROOMED-UP KART SHARKS WILL EAT YOU ALIVE.

87. PERHAPS, CHILD.

88. BUT PER ANOTHER HAP,

89. THEODORE'S CHANCE

90. TO PROVE HIS QUALITY.

91. DRIFT LIKE THE WIND, LITTLE ONE.

92. THE FATE OF US ALL.

93. THEY'RE BOTH RED AND HEALTHY.

94. JUST PICK ONE, KID.

95. OH. SORRY.

96. WAIT, WHAT?

97. BRIAN D! GET YOUR ASS TO MY OFFICE!

98. DOUBLE TIME!

99. AW, MAN.

100. NEXT.

101. SO, ALLISON, YOU'RE LOSING.

102. THAT'S NICE. HEY, QUICK Q.

103. LAST-MINUTE LUNCH REZZIES?

104. THOSE TWO G's.

105. SORRY, SHANE. THE ONLY THING ON THE MENU IS A FLANK STEAK.

106. OH. IS THAT YOU FLANKING ME,

107. THING WORK?

108. EITHER WAY I'M WINNING, SO, ABOUT THOSE TWO G's,

109. TYPE THEM IN NOW FOR ME.

110. "G" FOR "GOOD."

111. OKAY, NOW "G" FOR "GAME."

112. COME ON, ALLIE-GATOR.

113. GIMME THE GAME.

114. ACTUALLY, HIS PLANES CAN'T REFUEL,

115. OKAY, GUYS, WHO'S THE NERD?

116. OH. Kl SWAN, 1,500 POINTS. EX-RHYTHM GAMER.

117. CLASSES ALL DAY LONG,

118. THAT HAS REALLY SPOKEN TO ME, WHICH IS WHY I'M SPEAKING NOW,

119. TO TRY OUT FOR YOUR TEAM.

120. I DON'T KNOW, Kl. ARE YOU COOL?

121. I NEVER THOUGHT SO, NO.

122. IT'S NOT COOL TO TELL THE TRUTH.

123. BUT WE'LL GIVE IT TO THE FLOOR. BUY OR SELL?

124. - SHE DOESN'T EVEN WEAR A SUIT. - SHE LOOKS LIKE A SQUARE.

125. OH, SHE'S NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HER.

126. IN THE THIRD PERSON.

127. SELL THIS TURKEY!

128. SORRY, Kl. GO SUCK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

129. A FOURTH TACO, YOU FEEL ME?

130. AHH.

131. - YOU LOST YOUR SCHOLARSHIP. - WHAT?

132. AFTER THE LAW'S FIASCO,

133. THE GOLDEN GUN GRANT,

134. SO...

135. YEAH.

136. IT'S ALL HERE.

137. HO-KAY.

138. I HAVE NO MONEY, SO IS THERE LIKE, UH,

139. I COULD DO?

140. LIKE, MAYBE I COULD START IN THE LIBRARY AND DO SOME FILING.

141. OR, HEY, DO YOU NEED A PERSONAL ASSISTANT?

142. I MAKE A MEAN CUP OF JOE.

143. WHAT...?

144. A JANITOR!

145. WHEN DO I START?

146. YOU CAN START NOW, WITH ALL THAT.

147. SO YOU WANT ME TO JUST, LIKE, PUT IT BACK?

148. HA!

149. IT'S TUBULAR!

150. '(Em!

151. WHO'S IN THIS BOX?

152. MR. WONG?

153. YOUR CAR'S GETTING TOWED.

154. I LEFT THE HAZARDS ON!

155. HE'S GONE. YOU CAN COME OUT.

156. HEY, THANKS FOR THE SAVE BACK THERE.

157. OH, UM... MY NAME IS TED.

158. WHAT'S YOURS?

159. YOU'RE WELCOME.

160. OH, MY GOD! I JUST CHEATED ON Kl!

161. I'M A TERRIBLE NINJA.

162. TED, YOUR ENTIRE FLOOR

163. IN THE STUDY ROOM,

164. SO JUST ACT LIKE AN R.A. FOR ONCE AND DEAL WITH IT.

165. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

166. I AM OUT OF YOUR ROOM. THIS IS TED'S ROOM.

167. NO, TED MOVED IN WITH BRIAN,

168. SHOWED ME MY ROOM,

169. SO I MOVED INTO TED'S ROOM.

170. FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND?

171. I UNDERSTAND. TELL TED HE'S FIRED...

172. - ... AND YOU'RE HIS REPLACEMENT. - WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

173. ACTUALLY, AS HEAD R.A., I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, PROBABLY.

174. EITHER WAY, LOOKS LIKE YOU FOUND YOURSELF SOMETHING TO DO, Kl.

175. HERE. TRYING TO GET RID OF THESE.

176. BUSINESS CARDS. SO LAST YEAR.

177. YOUR NAME IS SHANE PIZZA?

178. THAT'S DUMB!

179. FLIP IT OVER.

180. YOU KNOW...

181. I WAS VOTED "PETITE ELITE'S" HUNKIEST TEEN GAMER.

182. WELL, LOOK AT ME NOW, WENDELL!

183. I DON'T WANT TO, OKAY? I JUST WANT TO STUDY.

184. YOU LOOK AT ME, WENDELL!

185. EXCUSE ME.

186. HI.

187. LAW?

188. GROSS SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW.

189. UM, OKAY, SO IF YOU

190. LAW, COULD YOU, UM-

191. WELL, NOW, HOW WOULD YOU

192. YOU'RE BEING VERY RUDE.

193. LAW, THIS IS AN INAPPROPRIATE USE OF THE COMMON AREA,

194. YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS,

195. AND AS NEWLY NAMED R.A.,

196. I DEMAND THAT YOU LEAVE.

197. OH! YOU'RE THE R.A. NOW.

198. - THAT'S RIGHT. - HOW INTERESTING.

199. WELL, WE GOTTA UPHOLD THE RULES AROUND HERE, RIGHT, WENDELL?

200. THE LAW IS AROUND HERE!

201. WOW. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I EVER SAW IN THAT GUY.

202. - SMELLS LIKE BANANAS. - THANKS, Kl.

203. YOU'RE WELCOME, WENDELL.

204. HMM.

205. EAT LATER, BRIAN! TWENTY LAPS BEFORE PRACTICE. LET'S GO!

206. COME ON, BRIAN, THE JANITOR WILL GET IT.

207. THEODORE WONG...

208. IN THE PROCESS,

209. I AWARD YOU 3,000 YARDS.

210. WAY TO GO, TED!

211. CLUTCH, AN ICE-COOL COLA FOR TED.

212. ALL ALONG, TED.

213. SO, REGALE US WITH YOUR TALES OF DERRING-DO.

214. O KAY.

215. SO, THERE I WAS,

216. TO THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE,

217. TAKING ALL THE SODAS,

218. AND THEN LEAVING.

219. OH? UH...

220. ANY COMPLICATIONS?

221. ANY AROUSALS?

222. WHAT? NO, NEVER!

223. I'D NEVER HURT Kl.

224. AH, WHICH REMINDS ME. MY KEY.

225. OF MY ITEMS.

226. OH, UM, IT'S... JUST... IT'S...

227. RIGHT OVER HERE, D.K.

228. DUCHESS! YOU FIEND!

229. D.K., YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY.

230. CUTE? DON'T LECTURE ME

231. A BANANA ON THE COVER,

232. SOMEONE GETS HIT,

233. THEY GO, "OW WOW WOW WOW WOW."

234. WE'RE NOT GETTING INTO THIS AGAIN.

235. ENJOY YOUR HIGH HORSE. WE'LL ENJOY OUR SODAS.

236. KARTERS, LET'S BOOST.

237. - LET'S GO. - I'M THE BEST!

238. THANKS FOR LAST NIGHT, HOTLIPS.

239. FOR A DRINK SOMETIME.

240. THEODORE! I'M NOT SURE WHAT SORT OF

241. YOU AND Kl HAVE,

242. THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.

243. D.K., I..

244. HATED YOU, TED.

245. MY FIRST SUGGESTION!

246. OH, IT'S A COMPLAINT.

247. HUH.

248. The Law: "DEAR Kl, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE

249. "FOR BEING TOTALLY RUDESVILLE IN THE STUDY LOUNGE,

250. "BUT I'D ALSO LIKE TO FILE

251. "AGAINST TED WONG

252. "FOR ILLEGALLY SQUATTING IN MY DORM.

253. "YOU SEE, TED NEVER OFFICIALLY MOVED IN WITH BRIAN.

254. "I DID.

255. "AND TED- WELL, HE'S YOUR KISSIN' BUDDY,

256. "I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU HOW BAD HE SMELLS. PHEW!

257. "WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE 'PHEW' IN A LETTER.

258. "WELL, ANYWAY, IT'S YOUR DUTY AS R.A. TO KICK HIM OUT.

259. SINCERELY... "

260. THE LAW!

261. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

262. I JUST DID THAT.

263. MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP.

264. YES, MA'AM.

265. I'M SORRY, MA'AM.

266. YOU CAN DO THIS. DON'T THINK ABOUT FOOD.

267. DON'T THINK ABOUT FOOD. JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT FOOD.

268. WHAT IS HAPPENING?

269. BRIAN! GET IT TOGETHER!

270. COACH, I GOTTA PEE.

271. NO! NO!

272. PLEASE!

273. PLEASE, COME ON, I'M SO HUNGRY!

274. EAT ME.

275. EAT ME.

276. BRIAN, IS THAT JELLY ON YOUR SHIRT?

277. YES.

278. - GET OUT OF MY PRACTICE. - WAIT, COACH, I HADN'T EATEN-

279. DON'T COME TO PRACTICE TOMORROW, EITHER.

280. TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE?

281. JUST REMEMBER, GUYS:

282. WITHOUT THE BARBECUE SAUCE.

283. TO HISTORY, EVERYBODY!

284. SO HYPOTHETICALLY, IF

285. AND I DIDN'T WANT TO KISS HER AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT,

286. WOULD YOU BE MAD?

287. NO, AS LONG AS YOU WERE HONEST ABOUT IT.

288. THANKS, Kl. YOU'RE AWESOME.

289. HEY, TED, YOU GOT A THING ON THE THING.

290. HUH.

291. WHAT IS THIS?

292. I'M GONNA LOSE BRIAN?

293. BRIAN!

294. BRIAN, ARE YOU HERE?

295. EVERYTHING IS FINE. THIS WAS A JOKE. I MADE IT.

296. AND IT WAS FUNNY.

297. THAT'S SO NOT FUNNY.

298. ABOUT SEPARATING ME AND BRIAN?

299. WE'RE MORE THAN JUST BRIAN AND TED.

300. WE'RE BREAD. OR TRIAN.

301. NO! WE'RE BREAD.

302. AND YOU CAN'T SEPARATE SLICES OF BREAD,

303. OR LETTUCE IN BETWEEN,

304. A SANDWICH, Kl,

305. BACK FROM THE DUCHESS,

306. IS NAMED ME AND BRIAN.

307. BY THE WAY, BRIAN, I NEED YOUR HELP ON SOMETHING.

308. I'LL GET A SHIRT.

309. LET'S GO.

310. THE PEP TALK, Kl.

311. MWAH!

312. GOOD LUCK, BOYS.

313. YOU.

314. ME.

315. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.

316. TEDDY BEAR! HERE FOR THAT DRINK?

317. NO WAY, "DORKCHESS." I'M HERE FOR D.K.'S KEY.

318. AND I'VE BROUGHT BACKUP.

319. OH, YEAH, HE'S TOUGH. HE'S TOUGHER THAN ALL...

320. SEVEN OF YOU.

321. HI.

322. YOU'RE ON, THEODORE.

323. BUT WE'RE TAKING THIS RUMBLE TO THE STREETS...

324. OF BANANA KART BATTLE MODE.

325. NICE!

326. I WIN, I GET THE KEY BACK.

327. I WIN, YOU JOIN MY TEAM.

328. Ted, this is crazy. There's no way we can beat 'em.

329. Plus, it wasn't even your fault.

330. It doesn't matter.

331. I let my team down. I gotta make that right...

332. no matter the cost.

333. You got my back?

334. LET'S KART.

335. OHH!

336. UGHHH!

337. DANG IT!

338. FROM BEING SO SMELLY.

339. GREAT. I THINK THAT'S EVERYTHING.

340. OH. OKAY.

341. SIGN THERE, AND TED BECOMES YOUR NEW ROOMMATE.

342. THANKS A LOT, Kl.

343. TOUGH, BUT, UH...

344. YOU'RE STICKING YOUR NECK OUT FOR ME,

345. TO DO THAT THESE DAYS,

346. I APPRECIATE IT.

347. I'M GLAD I COULD HELP.

348. - JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB. - SURE.

349. FART NOISES?

350. BUT... HOURS OF NEGOTIATION.

351. YOU GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANTED. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

352. TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE.

353. AND NOW, YOU'RE GOING

354. THAT THEY CAN'T BE ROOMMATES ANYMORE.

355. BECAUSE "Kl SWAN, R.A.,"

356. STANDS FOR "Kl SWAN, REALLY AWFUL AT BEING AN R.A."

357. NOW, GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

358. OW.

359. I'M GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOX.

360. BRIAN, SPLIT!

361. '(Em!

362. HI, LAW.

363. THIS IS TED'S FAVORITE PIZZA, DOUBLE WASABINERO.

364. HE WAS SAVING THE LEFTOVERS.

365. GO ON.

366. AND, UH, SPRAY IT ALL OVER HIS BED.

367. YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS, LAW.

368. HMM.

369. THIS IS BRIAN AND TED'S FAVORITE PHOTO.

370. COME ON. YOU REALLY WANT

371. MISERABLE EVERY SINGLE DAY?

372. YOU'RE RIGHT, Kl.

373. THIS PLACE IS A CANVAS!

374. LET'S GET PAINTING!

375. OKAY!

376. BOMB? WAIT.

377. WHOO!

378. YEAH! NO! NO, NO, NO!

379. I'M SORRY.

380. NO! AAH!

381. COME ON.

382. START. START!

383. TED.

384. AAAAHHH!

385. AAAHHHH!

386. - YES! - Both: TEAM BREAD!

387. WHOO! HA HA HA!

388. IDIOT!

389. EVERY DAY!

390. WHOO! WHAT A RUSH!

391. I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN.

392. BOY, TED IS GOING

393. WHEN I HAVE YOU EVICT HIM!

394. ALL RIGHT. FINE.

395. TED CAN STAY.

396. OW.

397. COMPLAINT RESOLVED.

398. IN THE FACE.

399. AND THEN, OUT OF NOWHERE, IT WAS LIKE...

400. AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, NO, I'M GONNA DIE."

401. AND BRIAN WAS ALL, "NO WAY, BRO, I'M DYING FOR YOU."

402. YEAH, AND THEN WE WON LATER. IT WAS AWESOME.

403. HERE'S YOUR KEY.

404. THEODORE, I'M IMPRESSED.

405. BRIAN, DITTO.

406. HAVE SOME SODAS.

407. - OH, YEAH! - OH, COOL.

408. I'M OFF.

409. DUDE.

410. SODA PARTY IN OUR ROOM?

411. AH... YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?

412. JUST... HAVE MINE.

413. I GOTTA BE.

414. O KAY.

415. LAW! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?

416. OUR ROOM, TED! WHAT DID I DO TO OUR ROOM?

417. THIS ISN'T YOUR ROOM! GET- GET OUT!

418. OH, DON'T YOU LIKE HOW IT SMELLS NOW?

419. THAT'S MY PIZZA!

420. OH, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR PIZZA, TED!

421. OH! OH, MY GOD! MY BOOKS!

422. THEY'RE RUINED! LOOK AT THIS PLACE!

423. OH, GOD...!

424. OH, UM...

425. SORRY, COACH.

426. FIGURED I'D GET MY OWN PRACTICE IN EARLY.

427. IT'S WHOLE-GRAIN BAGELS AND HUMMUS FOR THE TEAM.

428. UM...

429. LISTEN, COACH, ABOUT YESTERDAY, I...

430. I'M SORRY. NO EXCUSES.

431. Mary Matrix: BRIAN.

432. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

433. WELL, ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR, LIKE, 24 HOURS.

434. - BRIAN! - OKAY.