1. It's time we hear againCopy !req
2. when legends are ripped, screaming and bloodyCopy !req
3. from the wumb of gloryCopy !req
4. That's just one of the many disgusting waysCopy !req
5. we'll be describing the white knuckle action of vghs'Copy !req
6. fps clan tryoutsCopy !req
7. Live here in our mobile studio in grand theft auditoriumCopy !req
8. and speaking of legensCopy !req
9. our special guest of today eats legends for brunchCopy !req
10. hey lawCopy !req
11. hope you grabbed a snack for the matchCopy !req
12. ehm, I did Scott, thank youCopy !req
13. so law, we've got 84 studentsCopy !req
14. going for just 12 Jv and Varsity jantsCopy !req
15. any pro tips for your fellow mouse jockeys?Copy !req
16. before they get ready for the death?Copy !req
17. well, I don't know about pro tips, butCopy !req
18. let me tell you something I once told a promising young newbladeCopy !req
19. VGHS is about being the bestCopy !req
20. but you can't be the bestCopy !req
21. you must be yourselfCopy !req
22. so before you walk in the tryouts todayCopy !req
23. I want you to dig deep before you walk through these doorsCopy !req
24. I want you to find out what drives youCopy !req
25. cause once you find that outCopy !req
26. once you know what it is to truly gameCopy !req
27. then nobody can break youCopy !req
28. you guys are ready to go?Copy !req
29. chiba, honzo!Copy !req
30. how did youCopy !req
31. Fished them out of the dumpsterCopy !req
32. You didn't think I'd let you actually throw your gear, did you?Copy !req
33. I fixed them for you, they should be fully functionalCopy !req
34. and I've added a few...Copy !req
35. upgradesCopy !req
36. you guys know you're the best friends ever, right?Copy !req
37. we are?Copy !req
38. of course we are!Copy !req
39. now let's go playing some video gamesCopy !req
40. now we've seen some great action today, but this final match is the one that everyone is gabbing aboutCopy !req
41. in the red corner: the leanest, the meanestCopy !req
42. fps-est varsity crew this school has ever seenCopy !req
43. they must have a pretty good captainCopy !req
44. and in the blue cornerCopy !req
45. a rad tad group led by jenny MatrixCopy !req
46. who's fighting to be the first softmore ever to make it onto the vghsCopy !req
47. varsity teamCopy !req
48. doesn't help that she's down a man due to Brian D's expulsionCopy !req
49. Yes, we've got you to thank for that, LawCopy !req
50. Look, when a troublemaker like Brian comes into a schoolCopy !req
51. Law, It's Brian D!Copy !req
52. Noo!Copy !req
53. No!Copy !req
54. Don't you understand the maning of the world "expelled", D?Copy !req
55. I signed up, I'm still in the systemCopy !req
56. the rules say I can playCopy !req
57. Pff, Who sold you that load of molineux?Copy !req
58. Around here I'm the dungeon keeper, and my rules are in black and whiteCopy !req
59. looks like your fable ends hereCopy !req
60. I know it doesCopy !req
61. it was my dream to play on a vghs team and I screwed it upCopy !req
62. yes, you messed it up bad! Like a failureCopy !req
63. so what are you doing on my battlefield?Copy !req
64. This isn't about you and meCopy !req
65. it's not about getting back inCopy !req
66. it's about one last chance to play with the best of the bestCopy !req
67. it's about playing the gameCopy !req
68. so at the end of the day CalhounCopy !req
69. it's all about the gameCopy !req
70. GG Brian DCopy !req
71. he plays!Copy !req
72. I can't believe that workedCopy !req
73. check out brian d's old school gear!Copy !req
74. Don't tell me he's that one he smoke you withCopy !req
75. Law-lipopCopy !req
76. alright everybody calm down, the game is about to startCopy !req
77. You've shown up late again, uh brian?Copy !req
78. you never seem to learn, do you?Copy !req
79. Rule No 1 AceCopy !req
80. never give upCopy !req
81. Rule No 271 Never quote my rules back to meCopy !req
82. Now sit your punk ass down and best wishesCopy !req
83. you all know the routine, you keep it clean up thereCopy !req
84. match begins in thirty secondsCopy !req
85. get busy fragging or get busy dyingCopy !req
86. allright bring it inCopy !req
87. you should've stayed home brian you're going to ruin itfor all of usCopy !req
88. yeah you're expelled, you've no chance of making jvCopy !req
89. hey| I've seen these two cats meowCopy !req
90. and it's about to be a fancy fist tonightCopy !req
91. you plan on bringing the thunder?Copy !req
92. you know itCopy !req
93. good enough for meCopy !req
94. JennyCopy !req
95. Now that you've all worked out your feelingsCopy !req
96. are you ready to kick some ass?Copy !req
97. Fry my circuits! D and Jenny've just grabbed the caseCopy !req
98. bust out your butts and putt butt bibbs on these butts zonersCopy !req
99. because this combo is bubbleCopy !req
100. please, grabbing the case is the easy partCopy !req
101. let's see how these butts do on the long way backCopy !req
102. How crowdass that kid can playCopy !req
103. I hate that kidCopy !req
104. Bullim! Underclassmen draw first blood!Copy !req
105. Law, looks like your ex girlfriend and arch rival are really kicking your team's assCopy !req
106. Jenny matrix has almost domeCopy !req
107. these underclassmen are one point away from the biggest upset in clan tryout's historyCopy !req
108. and that's not all, shotbotCopy !req
109. another round like that and brian d could actually get back in, into vghsCopy !req
110. Now how's that do ya, LawCopy !req
111. he's goneCopy !req
112. he leftCopy !req
113. alright, you three left flankCopy !req
114. everyone else, with meCopy !req
115. this is it g...Copy !req
116. The law?Copy !req
117. Game over manCopy !req
118. game over our facesCopy !req
119. okay, everybody calm downCopy !req
120. don't panic, as longas we keep ourCopy !req
121. Law ready for this?Copy !req
122. Run!Copy !req
123. Yowza! lesson learned, hell hath no
fury like a Law scorned!Copy !req
124. I know me some ownageCopy !req
125. but that's got to be of the fastest case grabs I've everCopy !req
126. oh great Carmak's gosth!Copy !req
127. he scored againCopy !req
128. tie gameCopy !req
129. you knwo what that means QuakesperiansCopy !req
130. It's time for a sudden death!Copy !req
131. 3 minutes, no respawns, no mercyCopy !req
132. Ladies and gentelman, it does not get better than thisCopy !req
133. two stories, one villan of Quakesperian proportionsCopy !req
134. and it all comes down to this final playCopy !req
135. Jenny, BrianCopy !req
136. make it a good oneCopy !req
137. everybody stop!Copy !req
138. we can still win this thingCopy !req
139. get real Matrix, we're down-zoCopy !req
140. the law is comingCopy !req
141. for meCopy !req
142. The law is here because I'm hereCopy !req
143. So I say let him have meCopy !req
144. you know you're almost in school, right?Copy !req
145. I knowCopy !req
146. alright, here's the planCopy !req
147. LAW!Copy !req
148. he's mineCopy !req
149. JennyCopy !req
150. LawCopy !req
151. awkwardCopy !req
152. soCopy !req
153. what's happening captain?Copy !req
154. Should we just shoot each other?Copy !req
155. oh we couldCopy !req
156. but that won't get you on varsity know, would it?Copy !req
157. here's how this is gonna workCopy !req
158. you're gonna go grab the intelCopy !req
159. I'm going to say hi to BrianCopy !req
160. and I'll see you at Varsity practice tomorrowCopy !req
161. you think I'd be caught dead on your teamCopy !req
162. Matrix, pleaseCopy !req
163. I should go before people start talkingCopy !req
164. Hey brianCopy !req
165. ArghCopy !req
166. Argh!Copy !req
167. Jenny just shot me in the backCopy !req
168. Oh wait noCopy !req
169. I'm sorryCopy !req
170. she just stabbed you in the back!Copy !req
171. Really, Brian?Copy !req
172. really?Copy !req
173. I gotta admire your gumption, kidCopy !req
174. you really want to play this game one last timeCopy !req
175. OkayCopy !req
176. The clock's tickingCopy !req
177. so why don't you put that 'nade on your noggingCopy !req
178. and we'll put this all "is anybody better than the Law" issue to bedCopy !req
179. BrianCopy !req
180. move the faceCopy !req
181. I'm not the bad guy here, you were nothing and nobodyCopy !req
182. and then you met me and the whole world gave you a shotCopy !req
183. and you blew itCopy !req
184. you proved you're a nothingCopy !req
185. but surpriseCopy !req
186. here's your pal The LawCopy !req
187. coming here to give you a last chanceCopy !req
188. so are you gonna take it? Come onCopy !req
189. you've got nothing to loseCopy !req
190. almostCopy !req
191. Law ready for THAT?Copy !req
192. Brian DCopy !req
193. congratulationsCopy !req
194. you're once again the lowest ranked player in VGHSCopy !req
195. Welcome to the teamCopy !req
196. thanksCopy !req
197. I'm sorry about VarsityCopy !req
198. it's okCopy !req
199. I'm happy with what I've gotCopy !req
200. Sorry, I was completely unprofessionalCopy !req
201. It's okCopy !req
202. I am your captain now, thoughCopy !req
203. Oh, well it won't happen againCopy !req
204. captainCopy !req
205. That was your first kiss, wasn't it?Copy !req
206. And my last, cause now I'm going to dieCopy !req
207. Brian, it wasCopy !req
208. I'mCopy !req
209. it was goodCopy !req
210. Good, cause that was the last one, right?Copy !req
211. yeahCopy !req
212. I hate this schoolCopy !req
213. practice starts tomorrowCopy !req
214. see you thereCopy !req
215. captainCopy !req
216. Hey, sorry DK. I'll catch you laterCopy !req
217. Sleep well, young TheodoreCopy !req
218. for we drift! AT daybreakCopy !req
219. Oh hey TedCopy !req
220. turns like your girlfriend here is quite a rockerCopy !req
221. she can learn a thing or twoCopy !req
222. I'm sure she is daCopy !req
223. she's pretty awesome at anythingCopy !req
224. Ted you can play cool all you want, but you know at the end of the dayCopy !req
225. look, that's Brian!Copy !req
226. Oh, see you later poppsCopy !req
227. Brian freaking D!Copy !req
228. Congratulations brainCopy !req
229. I knew you'd make it back!Copy !req
230. Roommates forever!Copy !req
231. Thanks guyCopy !req
232. Wow, you've made your teams!Copy !req
233. Yes, she melted my old man's face offCopy !req
234. litterallyCopy !req
235. oh no, not litterallyCopy !req
236. but I did really wellCopy !req
237. Put your jacket on, let's get some victory pizzas!Copy !req
238. pizza sounds great right about nowCopy !req