1. Stuff your muffins and slam your
scone zoners. It's time for a PWN ZWN brunch break
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2. Brought to you by Brunchables, Brunch Crunch Cereal.
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3. Whether for breakfast or lunch, munch on a
bunch of Brunch Crunch!
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4. Brunchables, brunch up your brunch!
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5. Our top story, crunch when Brian D's underdog dreams
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6. as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated
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7. in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law.
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8. Peep this replay of him going eggs, "Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix.
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9. Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of
pizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche".
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10. I already told you, it's just a coincidence!
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11. Isn't she amazing, dude?
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12. You guys are great together. You would never betray one another.
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13. Oh, man, I suck. You're still beating up over that Jenny Matrix thing?
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14. Nah I'm over it.
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15. That's the 'tude, dude. It's a new day. Carpe Diem.
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16. Carpe Diem.
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17. Carpe Diem.
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18. Let's get to class.
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19. That last run felt a little half baked shot bot but one thing's for sure,
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20. any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy.
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21. I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drun...
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22. Ki, that's... a 4000 hit combo
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23. I helped my parents design this game.
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24. Let's play again.
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25. No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough.
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26. You already made me quite the Brian D.
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27. Let's play again.
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28. Brian D? More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet. Ooo yeah!
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29. Don't even listen to him dude.
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30. Ted, please, I don't even.. know what that means.
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31. Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn...
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32. Ted? Ted!
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33. What happened?
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34. You okay? You passed out for like 27 minutes!
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35. I'm fine. I just...
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36. You've seen them haven't you Theodore?
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37. Hi Drift King.
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38. The visions. What are they?
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39. Merely a side effect... of drift fever!
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40. You've got the blood Ted! You can't escape this now!
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41. I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
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42. Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future way on this dying sport?
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43. Look at me in the eye.
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44. Tell me how hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn?
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45. The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag...
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46. The churning in your chest, as you hear those three magical words:
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47. NEW-LAP-RECORD.
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48. Got.. a class, I gotta go to class. Yoga class, let's go!
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49. That's on thursday.
I don't care. Let's go.
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50. Okay!
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51. Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever!
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52. Hey buddy, look, I got you ... uh.
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53. Ah, my thanks ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions.
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54. Who are you?
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55. Hey there champ. How are you holding up?
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56. Great, great, yeah totally great.
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57. Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school, those old guys really knew how to haze.
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58. Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then.
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59. JK, I'm just rattling you, bro!
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60. So... you good?
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61. Good? Yeah, No, I'm great, you know, it's totally great.
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62. You're great, I'm great, you're with the Law, that's great, by the way.
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63. I'm by myself, that's great. Yeah, no, everything is great.
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64. Good. I have to go set up a practice but... I'm glad that you're...
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65. doing great!
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66. I'll catch you later babe.
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67. I really am d..
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68. Brian D! My office, now!
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69. The school took a risk on you Brian.
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70. You let us down. Have a seat, kid.
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71. Sir. Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage, but I figured with try-outs still right around the corner
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72. VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world.
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73. And you're one point away from expulsion.
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74. Administration doesn't like those odds.
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75. So what are you saying?
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76. I'm saying you're circling the drain
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77. We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation.
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78. That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord.
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79. We're asking you to - that's a good coffee - we're asking you...
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80. to leave VGHS.
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81. Hey! Kick back the hover ball!
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82. Tough day Brian?
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83. Oh hey Games! What do you want?
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84. Just wondered if you dropped this.
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85. How did you get that?
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86. Well it's a funny story.
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87. I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch.
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88. That's my favorite game!
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89. No baby. That's our favorite game.
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90. Great. Well, enjoy the game.
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91. Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little:
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92. Oh, I like you but I don't have the balls to say so note. Well per chance the Law will succomb to your...
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93. "Don Juan" thing marksmanship.
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94. Are you kidding me?
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95. This place is ridiculous!
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96. It's my time in the spotlight Brian! And you're standing in my way.
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97. It's Game's time.
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98. Wow! It's Game's time! That's cute. You got yourself a little brand. I like that.
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99. You know what Games? You want the spotlight?
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100. You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do.
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101. We're going to throw it down.I'm gonna stomp your face.
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102. I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two... stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know.
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103. You see Games, I'm one point away from expulsion.
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104. And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs.
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105. I figured you'd say something like that.
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106. Assault rifles?
Oh, let's get an SMG in there.
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107. You funeral. Best at three?
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108. First to five!
Games on.
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109. See ya!
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110. I'm destroying you!
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111. What are you doing here?
Saving your ass.
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112. Yeah, well, it's a little late.
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113. Dammit Brian, what the hell are you doing?
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114. I'm leaving on my own accord.
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115. Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up.
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116. So you can blame me, you can blame the whole damn school.
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117. But right here, right now, it is all on you.
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118. Let's dance.
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119. But... but it was Games' time!
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120. This isn't over Brian D. Crownies? Let's roll.
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121. Thanks for the assist.
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122. Yeah, you're welcome. You should play like that more often.
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123. See you at sign-ups tomorrow.
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124. You can kiss your high scores, good bye!
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125. Yeah, good luck with that captain.
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126. Hey Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot.
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127. No matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.
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