1. How are you lost? You're the RA!Copy !req
2. Hey, you're the one who overslept.Copy !req
3. Well, I'm sorry, I had to practice with my new game deckCopy !req
4. if I want to get good and impress Jenny Matrix.Copy !req
5. Hey, Brian.Copy !req
6. Loved watching you kill Annihilist last night -Copy !req
7. Very impressive.Copy !req
8. How would you like a spot on JV?Copy !req
9. Are you serious?Copy !req
10. Double-stuf serious.Copy !req
11. JV could use a boost in the cute department.Copy !req
12. Welcome to the team...Copy !req
13. and welcomeCopy !req
14. TO ME!Copy !req
15. Is anyone else hearing this?Copy !req
16. Nope.Copy !req
17. Cheeto...?Copy !req
18. Killing spreeCopy !req
19. Mornin' roomie!Copy !req
20. Pizza brunch?Copy !req
21. What is with everyone today?Copy !req
22. Well...Copy !req
23. You killed the number one player at the school...Copy !req
24. you got a guy kicked out on your first day...Copy !req
25. You're a marked man, Brian.Copy !req
26. Just like this pizza!Copy !req
27. Everyone wants a piece of you!Copy !req
28. I gotta keep my head down...Copy !req
29. You're right - we could throw you a party.Copy !req
30. What? - In your honor.Copy !req
31. I didn't say that...Copy !req
32. Called Brianpalooza.Copy !req
33. No!Copy !req
34. Hi! Brian!Copy !req
35. I had a question about Brianpalooza.Copy !req
36. Did you take this while I was sleeping?Copy !req
37. I have a very aggressive street team.Copy !req
38. I was just wondering what time "Rock o'clock" is?Copy !req
39. You know - half past rad.Copy !req
40. But when is half past rad?Copy !req
41. Quarter to score. - Ted, no. Seriously, like...Copy !req
42. Every twitcher in the school wants to fight me.Copy !req
43. I'm not gonna throw them a party.Copy !req
44. Can we please just...Copy !req
45. hang out by this stairwell?Copy !req
46. Look at this view! This could be our new hangout spot, am I right?Copy !req
47. Wow!Copy !req
48. I can't believe I hadn't thought of it.Copy !req
49. I'll add it to my list that I madeCopy !req
50. of potential hangout spots.Copy !req
51. Really?Copy !req
52. Okay. A party's one thing, but you can't even walk past The Law?Copy !req
53. Come on it's time to stop hiding in the shadowsCopy !req
54. and shine like the star that you are!Copy !req
55. I'll stick to the shadows, thanks.Copy !req
56. I'll see you in class.Copy !req
57. What's gaming all about, Brian?Copy !req
58. Well, um...Copy !req
59. I always thought that... - I'm sure if I looked atCopy !req
60. Brian's Big Book of GamingCopy !req
61. It'd tell me that gaming's all aboutCopy !req
62. expelling classmatesCopy !req
63. Starting fightsCopy !req
64. Landing the cover of The Wall Street Journal.Copy !req
65. You know what gaming's really about, Brian?Copy !req
66. Boom.Copy !req
67. It's all about the game.Copy !req
68. Gaming's... all about the game, sir?Copy !req
69. I knew you wouldn't understand.Copy !req
70. You're in the danger zone, kid.Copy !req
71. You may have snapped a few points wasting Annihilist, but...Copy !req
72. If you want to last more than a week at this school...Copy !req
73. I suggest you start keeping a low profile.Copy !req
74. I-I hear you, sir.Copy !req
75. I was actually just telling my friends:Copy !req
76. "Low profile" - that's my game.Copy !req
77. Really.Copy !req
78. Does that game include a minigame about being fulll of crap!Copy !req
79. Now get out of my office.Copy !req
80. Okay.Copy !req
81. Hello studentsCopy !req
82. and welcome to FPS 101.Copy !req
83. My name is Ace. You can call me Ace.Copy !req
84. Sound good? Fantastic.Copy !req
85. Now I'm sure a lot of you are thinking right now:Copy !req
86. "Hey. I got myself into VGHS. What's with all the back to basics baloney?"Copy !req
87. Well.Copy !req
88. Let me just set the record straight for you pardners real quick like...Copy !req
89. You don't know shinola about first person shootin'Copy !req
90. Freshman year is about two things, hear me now...Copy !req
91. Fundamentals...Copy !req
92. and first impressions. Brian D, I presume?Copy !req
93. Sorry I was late, sir.Copy !req
94. Well you've already broken Ace's first rule.Copy !req
95. Be punctual.Copy !req
96. No. Rule #1 is "Know Ace's Rules."Copy !req
97. You'd have known that had you been punctual. Have a seat.Copy !req
98. Brian! - Sorry I'm late, Mr. Ace.Copy !req
99. Call me Ace, alright? Mr. Ace was my father's nameCopy !req
100. Rule #1, Brian!Copy !req
101. Now, back to first impressions... - Dude.Copy !req
102. - The first girl y'all ought to be impressin' - Check out who our TA is...Copy !req
103. is our straight shootin' TA over here Jenny Matrix.Copy !req
104. That's right, Ace.Copy !req
105. As JV captain I have to choose an honorary freshmanCopy !req
106. to play in our scrimmage against Varsity tomorrow.Copy !req
107. Personally, I think it's a huge waste of time but...Copy !req
108. It's tradition.Copy !req
109. Brian! That could be you wasting her time tomorrow!Copy !req
110. I don't know, Ki, I...Copy !req
111. The scrim is a perfect opportunity to be rubbin' elbowsCopy !req
112. with some of the best mouse jockies this high school has to offer.Copy !req
113. Jenny you think any of these cheesedusters has what it takes?Copy !req
114. Well there's only one way to find out, Ace...Copy !req
115. Let's hit The Pit.Copy !req
116. I cannot wait.Copy !req
117. People underestimate The Pit because your targets are made of paper.Copy !req
118. But trust me. When you know The Pit...Copy !req
119. You know yourself.Copy !req
120. Playing games by yourself?Copy !req
121. I got better things to do in my sleep!Copy !req
122. This is great! I can totally do this level in my sleep!Copy !req
123. Yeah, great.Copy !req
124. So, Ki...Copy !req
125. Back to our favorite romance languages...Copy !req
126. What were yours again?Copy !req
127. Spanish? Italian?Copy !req
128. C++.Copy !req
129. "Very good."Copy !req
130. Be fast.Copy !req
131. Be efficient.Copy !req
132. And above all else...Copy !req
133. Be resourceful.Copy !req
134. Thirty-nine seconds...Copy !req
135. That's not bad, Matrix.Copy !req
136. Just shy of the school record.Copy !req
137. Wait, that's not right. You can get like ten seconds faster than that...Copy !req
138. Brian D! Something to share?Copy !req
139. No, sir. Ah... sorry. Uh...Copy !req
140. Wasn't important.Copy !req
141. Good. Then shut up.Copy !req
142. Brian was just saying he can complete the course much faster than you, Jenny.Copy !req
143. Well, la-dee-freakin-da. I'd love to see that.Copy !req
144. What about you, class?Copy !req
145. Honorary freshman, honorary freshman...Copy !req
146. C'mon Brian.Copy !req
147. Show us what you got.Copy !req
148. Try not to wet yourself, noob.Copy !req
149. That's somewhat... unorthodox.Copy !req
150. Brian... I am disappoint.Copy !req
151. Cheer up, Brian!Copy !req
152. At least no one wants to fight you anymore! - I figured it out!Copy !req
153. Rock o'clock is 3:32!Copy !req
154. We've missed Brianpalooza.Copy !req
155. Calhoun wants me dead...Copy !req
156. I'm late for Ace's class...Copy !req
157. Oh! And I can forget about playing in that scrimmageCopy !req
158. because Jenny probably thinks I'm the biggest dork in the universe!Copy !req
159. So! Jenny's here!Copy !req
160. What up, Matrix?Copy !req
161. What, uh...Copy !req
162. Brings you to our neck of the cafeteria...Copy !req
163. woods?Copy !req
164. Well, I was going to invite you to my partyCopy !req
165. because that was one of the sickest pit runs I've ever seen... but um...Copy !req
166. I'm sorry, could you just...?Copy !req
167. Oh! Sunglasses indoors...Copy !req
168. I must look like a douchebag, what was I thinking?Copy !req
169. We'll clean this up, we'll definitely be there!Copy !req
170. I hope this party is more organized than Brianpalooza.Copy !req
171. Sure. You guys can totally invite yourselves.Copy !req
172. Okay. My place. Tomorrow night.Copy !req
173. Sounds groovy, Jenny!Copy !req
174. Or should I say... Gravy - Brian. She's gone.Copy !req
175. Party... this could be like...Copy !req
176. Our first date!Copy !req
177. First... date...?Copy !req
178. Awesome! - Three-way fist pound?Copy !req
179. Brian. This wayCopy !req