1. How are you lost? You're the RA!Copy !req
2. Hey, you're the one who overslept.Copy !req
3. Well, I'm sorry, I had to practice with my new game deckCopy !req
4. if I want to get good and impress Jenny Matrix.Copy !req
5. Hey, Brian.Copy !req
6. Loved watching you kill Annihilist last night -Copy !req
7. Very impressive.Copy !req
8. How would you like a spot on JV?Copy !req
9. Are you serious?Copy !req
10. Double-stuf serious.Copy !req
11. JV could use a boost in the cute department.Copy !req
12. Welcome to the team...Copy !req
13. and welcomeCopy !req
14. TO ME!Copy !req
15. Is anyone else hearing this?Copy !req
16. Nope.Copy !req
17. Cheeto...?Copy !req
18. Killing spreeCopy !req
19. Mornin' roomie!Copy !req
20. Pizza brunch?Copy !req
21. What is with everyone today?Copy !req
22. Well...Copy !req
23. You killed the number one player at the school...Copy !req
24. you got a guy kicked out on your first day...Copy !req
25. You're a marked man, Brian.Copy !req
26. Just like this pizza!Copy !req
27. Everyone wants a piece of you!Copy !req
28. I gotta keep my head down...Copy !req
29. You're right - we could throw you a party.Copy !req
30. What? - In your honor.Copy !req
31. I didn't say that...Copy !req
32. Called Brianpalooza.Copy !req
33. No!Copy !req
34. Hi! Brian!Copy !req
35. I had a question about Brianpalooza.Copy !req
36. Did you take this while I was sleeping?Copy !req
37. I have a very aggressive street team.Copy !req
38. I was just wondering what time "Rock o'clock" is?Copy !req
39. You know - half past rad.Copy !req
40. But when is half past rad?Copy !req
41. I'm not gonna throw them a party.Copy !req
42. Can we please just...Copy !req
43. hang out by this stairwell?Copy !req
44. Look at this view! This could be our new hangout spot, am I right?Copy !req
45. Wow!Copy !req
46. I can't believe I hadn't thought of it.Copy !req
47. I'll add it to my list that I madeCopy !req
48. of potential hangout spots.Copy !req
49. Really?Copy !req
50. Okay. A party's one thing, but you can't even walk past The Law?Copy !req
51. Come on it's time to stop hiding in the shadowsCopy !req
52. and shine like the star that you are!Copy !req
53. I'll stick to the shadows, thanks.Copy !req
54. I'll see you in class.Copy !req
55. What's gaming all about, Brian?Copy !req
56. Well, um...Copy !req
57. I always thought that... - I'm sure if I looked atCopy !req
58. Brian's Big Book of GamingCopy !req
59. It'd tell me that gaming's all aboutCopy !req
60. expelling classmatesCopy !req
61. Starting fightsCopy !req
62. Landing the cover of The Wall Street Journal.Copy !req
63. You know what gaming's really about, Brian?Copy !req
64. Boom.Copy !req
65. It's all about the game.Copy !req
66. Gaming's... all about the game, sir?Copy !req
67. I knew you wouldn't understand.Copy !req
68. You're in the danger zone, kid.Copy !req
69. You may have snapped a few points wasting Annihilist, but...Copy !req
70. If you want to last more than a week at this school...Copy !req
71. I suggest you start keeping a low profile.Copy !req
72. I-I hear you, sir.Copy !req
73. I was actually just telling my friends:Copy !req
74. "Low profile" - that's my game.Copy !req
75. Really.Copy !req
76. Does that game include a minigame about being full of crap?Copy !req
77. Now get out of my office.Copy !req
78. Okay.Copy !req
79. Hello studentsCopy !req
80. and welcome to FPS 101.Copy !req
81. My name is Ace. You can call me Ace.Copy !req
82. Sound good? Fantastic.Copy !req
83. Now I'm sure a lot of you are thinking right now:Copy !req
84. "Hey. I got myself into VGHS. What's with all the back to basics baloney?"Copy !req
85. Well.Copy !req
86. Let me just set the record straight for you pardners real quick like...Copy !req
87. You don't know shinola about first person shootin'Copy !req
88. Freshman year is about two things, hear me now...Copy !req
89. Fundamentals...Copy !req
90. and first impressions. Brian D, I presume?Copy !req
91. Sorry I was late, sir.Copy !req
92. Well you've already broken Ace's first rule.Copy !req
93. Be punctual.Copy !req
94. No. Rule #1 is "Know Ace's Rules."Copy !req
95. You'd have known that had you been punctual. Have a seat.Copy !req
96. Brian! - Sorry I'm late, Mr. Ace.Copy !req
97. Call me Ace, alright? Mr. Ace was my father's nameCopy !req
98. Rule #1, Brian!Copy !req
99. Now, back to first impressions... - Dude.Copy !req
100. - The first girl y'all ought to be impressin' - Check out who our TA is...Copy !req
101. is our straight shootin' TA over here Jenny Matrix.Copy !req
102. That's right, Ace.Copy !req
103. As JV captain I have to choose an honorary freshmanCopy !req
104. to play in our scrimmage against Varsity tomorrow.Copy !req
105. Personally, I think it's a huge waste of time but...Copy !req
106. It's tradition.Copy !req
107. Brian! That could be you wasting her time tomorrow!Copy !req
108. I don't know, Ki, I...Copy !req
109. The scrim is a perfect opportunity to be rubbin' elbowsCopy !req
110. with some of the best mouse jockies this high school has to offer.Copy !req
111. Jenny you think any of these cheesedusters has what it takes?Copy !req
112. Well there's only one way to find out, Ace...Copy !req
113. Let's hit The Pit.Copy !req
114. I cannot wait.Copy !req
115. People underestimate The Pit because your targets are made of paper.Copy !req
116. But trust me. When you know The Pit...Copy !req
117. You know yourself.Copy !req
118. Playing games by yourself?Copy !req
119. I got better things to do in my sleep!Copy !req
120. This is great! I can totally do this level in my sleep!Copy !req
121. Yeah, great.Copy !req
122. So, Ki...Copy !req
123. Back to our favorite romance languages...Copy !req
124. What were yours again?Copy !req
125. Spanish? Italian?Copy !req
126. C++.Copy !req
127. "Very good."Copy !req
128. Be fast.Copy !req
129. Be efficient.Copy !req
130. And above all else...Copy !req
131. Be resourceful.Copy !req
132. Thirty-nine seconds...Copy !req
133. That's not bad, Matrix.Copy !req
134. Just shy of the school record.Copy !req
135. Wait, that's not right. You can get like ten seconds faster than that...Copy !req
136. Brian D! Something to share?Copy !req
137. No, sir. Ah... sorry. Uh...Copy !req
138. Wasn't important.Copy !req
139. Good. Then shut up.Copy !req
140. Brian was just saying he can complete the course much faster than you, Jenny.Copy !req
141. Well, la-dee-freakin-da. I'd love to see that.Copy !req
142. What about you, class?Copy !req
143. Honorary freshman, honorary freshman...Copy !req
144. C'mon Brian.Copy !req
145. Show us what you got.Copy !req
146. Try not to wet yourself, noob.Copy !req
147. That's somewhat... unorthodox.Copy !req
148. Brian... I am disappoint.Copy !req
149. Cheer up, Brian!Copy !req
150. At least no one wants to fight you anymore! - I figured it out!Copy !req
151. Rock o'clock is 3:32!Copy !req
152. We've missed Brianpalooza.Copy !req
153. Calhoun wants me dead...Copy !req
154. I'm late for Ace's class...Copy !req
155. Oh! And I can forget about playing in that scrimmageCopy !req
156. because Jenny probably thinks I'm the biggest dork in the universe!Copy !req
157. So! Jenny's here!Copy !req
158. What up, Matrix?Copy !req
159. What, uh...Copy !req
160. Brings you to our neck of the cafeteria...Copy !req
161. woods?Copy !req
162. Well, I was going to invite you to my partyCopy !req
163. because that was one of the sickest pit runs I've ever seen... but um...Copy !req
164. I'm sorry, could you just...?Copy !req
165. Oh! Sunglasses indoors...Copy !req
166. I must look like a douchebag, what was I thinking?Copy !req
167. We'll clean this up, we'll definitely be there!Copy !req
168. I hope this party is more organized than Brianpalooza.Copy !req
169. Sure. You guys can totally invite yourselves.Copy !req
170. Okay. My place. Tomorrow night.Copy !req
171. Sounds groovy, Jenny!Copy !req
172. Or should I say... Gravy - Brian. She's gone.Copy !req
173. Party... this could be like...Copy !req
174. Our first date!Copy !req
175. First... date...?Copy !req
176. Awesome! - Three-way fist pound?Copy !req
177. Brian. This way�Copy !req