1. Yeah, I typed these up.Copy !req
2. Last mag! We gotta move!Copy !req
3. Exit's blocked! They're coming up!Copy !req
4. Where's BrianD!Copy !req
5. How's the long way home, BrianD?Copy !req
6. Sweaty enough for you? - Can we do this later, K-Pop?Copy !req
7. I'm late for a clan match!Copy !req
8. This FPS twitcher thinks he's gonna be the next Law!Copy !req
9. What do you guys want, already?Copy !req
10. Same thing every real-time strategenius wants...Copy !req
11. Resources.Copy !req
12. Our next guest was PwnZwn's Amateur Player of the Year...Copy !req
13. and PetiteElite's "Hunkiest Teen Gamer of the Decade."Copy !req
14. He's also Varsity FPS captain at Video Game High School...Copy !req
15. and sorry ladies. He's taken.Copy !req
16. Hold onto your rumble packs, 'cause here comes The Law!Copy !req
17. There he is!Copy !req
18. Law ready for this?Copy !req
19. So, uh...Copy !req
20. Who wants to see a trickshot demo?Copy !req
21. Oh, I do!Copy !req
22. She does.Copy !req
23. It took me three weeks to grind for that stuff!Copy !req
24. And it took me three seconds.Copy !req
25. I guess that's what you'd call, uh...Copy !req
26. Strategy.Copy !req
27. GG BrianD. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
28. Yeah!Copy !req
29. See you tomorrow...Copy !req
30. Forever!Copy !req
31. Hey mom school was great! Love you, bye!Copy !req
32. Can I touch them...? - Yeah you can touch both of them!Copy !req
33. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
34. Glad you could join us, cap!Copy !req
35. Alright let's go! On me!Copy !req
36. Did you guys see that?Copy !req
37. That was insane! Dude I...Copy !req
38. Thanks man!Copy !req
39. So you told me backstage that this is what's called a "pubstomp?"Copy !req
40. What else happened backstage, Bella?Copy !req
41. goes into a random server and lays down the, uh...Copy !req
42. Let me hear you out there!Copy !req
43. Long arm of the Law! Long arm of the Law!Copy !req
44. I love this crowd.Copy !req
45. Left flank... Occam's Laser on three?Copy !req
46. Just like the Milwaukee Invitational.Copy !req
47. Let's go.Copy !req
48. Get ready to rush the point...Copy !req
49. Brian! Take the cat out!Copy !req
50. First I gotta put the cat out!Copy !req
51. It's like every time!Copy !req
52. Cheeto...Copy !req
53. Cheeto!Copy !req
54. Cheeto... Chee-to! Cheeto... Cheeto...Copy !req
55. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
56. AFK. - Cheeeee-to!Copy !req
57. Here kitty kitty - Oh my God. Guys...Copy !req
58. We need a new captain.Copy !req
59. Yeah... looks like we got ourselves a server...Copy !req
60. Why did we just restack?Copy !req
61. THE LAW HAS ENTERED. THE GAME.Copy !req
62. Alright guys - nobody panic!Copy !req
63. Got him.Copy !req
64. So much power. So much power everytime!Copy !req
65. Got him, aw God.Copy !req
66. Run!Copy !req
67. Chee-to...Copy !req
68. Come here Cheeto!Copy !req
69. Cheeto!Copy !req
70. Incredible, right?Copy !req
71. I still feel that rush all the time.Copy !req
72. Oh my gosh... One time I took out an entire family with that move.Copy !req
73. Cheeto!Copy !req
74. Cheeto...Copy !req
75. Cheeto... good kitty...Copy !req
76. Cheeto... Augh! Ow!Copy !req
77. Stupid cat!Copy !req
78. That one got 'em good.Copy !req
79. Ah! Looks like this guy's AFK!Copy !req
80. "Away from keyboard."Copy !req
81. Let's see if we can have some fun with him.Copy !req
82. Yeah...Copy !req
83. Mom! Where's the iodine?Copy !req
84. Whatever, kid.Copy !req
85. Okay...!Copy !req
86. Close one!Copy !req
87. Hot...Copy !req
88. Hot!Copy !req
89. So what was that move called?Copy !req
90. You know what? It's not really a move...Copy !req
91. I got— I got... I got...Copy !req
92. Killed.Copy !req
93. You know, it's a pubstomp - anything can happen...Copy !req
94. Who was that guy? Right?Copy !req
95. Who was that guy?Copy !req
96. So, uh...Copy !req
97. Alright I guess, uh...Copy !req
98. Commercial break or something like that?Copy !req
99. - Law Killer, Law Killer - BrianD you king!Copy !req
100. And yet the President's condition is still unknown at this time...Copy !req
101. A nation waits with...Copy !req
102. Frag Alert!Copy !req
103. Hold onto your joysticks, zoners!Copy !req
104. We got ourselves a late-breaking PwnZwn Frag Alert!Copy !req
105. ShotBot? What'cha got?Copy !req
106. VGHS superstar The Law humiliated...Copy !req
107. live on national television by a no-name nooblet...Copy !req
108. by a no-name nooblet...Copy !req
109. in a pubstomp gone wrong!Copy !req
110. My computation?Copy !req
111. Frag of the century! Peep the replay!Copy !req
112. Our sources tell us that unranked player BrianD...Copy !req
113. has already been invited to attend the prestigious and exclusive...Copy !req
114. Video Game High School, a school whose students go on...Copy !req
115. to make millions in the pros.Copy !req
116. Yeah that's right we were TOTALLY with Brian when he got the call for VGHS!Copy !req
117. We love you BrianD! - Yeah! Brian!Copy !req
118. Give me a break!Copy !req
119. What makes this flash-in-the-pan fluker think he's got what it takes?Copy !req
120. What makes this flash-in-the-pan fluker think he's got what it takes? - Ron...Copy !req
121. Ron!Copy !req
122. I completely agree, Ron!Copy !req
123. VGHS is the most intense pro-gaming academy in the country!Copy !req
124. VGHS is the most intense pro-gaming academy in the country! - Guys, guys, guys!Copy !req
125. Can I just agree with you for one second?Copy !req
126. Can I just agree with you for one second? - Your agreement's been noted!Copy !req
127. Fellas, fellas, fellas! Please!Copy !req
128. Let's just... let's look at their acceptance video, okay?Copy !req
129. You will not study physics.Copy !req
130. You will study physics engines.Copy !req
131. You will not study art.Copy !req
132. You will study the art of war!Copy !req
133. You will learn about biology...Copy !req
134. by bathing in the blood of your enemies!Copy !req
135. Sound good?Copy !req
136. Well welcome to VGHS.Copy !req
137. - You have been acceptedCopy !req
138. This is actually happening...Copy !req
139. Everyone says I won't make it, but...Copy !req
140. I have to try, I mean...Copy !req
141. I've dreamed of playing on a VGHS team since I was E for Everyone.Copy !req
142. I hope you understand...Copy !req
143. Classic Cheeto.Copy !req
144. I'm gonna miss this back and forth.Copy !req
145. Take care of mom... okay?Copy !req
146. Brian?Copy !req
147. Reporters are here. Let's get you miced up.Copy !req
148. Love you mom.Copy !req
149. I put some extra food in your bowl.Copy !req
150. Where are you going?Copy !req
151. I'm going to VGHS.Copy !req
152. - Brian! Brian!Copy !req
153. - Brian! Brian! - What do you say to your fans, Brian�Copy !req