1. Yeah, I typed these up.Copy !req
2. Last mag! We gotta move!Copy !req
3. Exit's blocked! They're coming up!Copy !req
4. Where's BrianD!Copy !req
5. How's the long way home, BrianD?Copy !req
6. Sweaty enough for you? - Can we do this later, K-Pop?Copy !req
7. I'm late for a clan match!Copy !req
8. This FPS twitcher thinks he's gonna be the next Law!Copy !req
9. What do you guys want, already?Copy !req
10. Same thing every real-time strategenius wants...Copy !req
11. Resources.Copy !req
12. Our next guest was PwnZwn's Amateur Player of the Year...Copy !req
13. and PetiteElite's "Hunkiest Teen Gamer of the Decade."Copy !req
14. He's also Varsity FPS captain at Video Game High School...Copy !req
15. and sorry ladies. He's taken.Copy !req
16. Hold onto your rumble packs, 'cause here comes The Law!Copy !req
17. There he is!Copy !req
18. Law ready for this?Copy !req
19. So, uh...Copy !req
20. Who wants to see a trickshot demo?Copy !req
21. Oh, I do!Copy !req
22. She does.Copy !req
23. It took me three weeks to grind for that stuff!Copy !req
24. And it took me three seconds.Copy !req
25. I guess that's what you'd call, uh...Copy !req
26. Strategy.Copy !req
27. GG BrianD. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
28. Yeah!Copy !req
29. See you tomorrow...Copy !req
30. Forever!Copy !req
31. Hey mom school was great! Love you, bye!Copy !req
32. Can I touch them...? - Yeah you can touch both of them!Copy !req
33. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
34. Glad you could join us, cap!Copy !req
35. Alright let's go! On me!Copy !req
36. Did you guys see that?Copy !req
37. That was insane! Dude I...Copy !req
38. Thanks man!Copy !req
39. So you told me backstage that this is what's called a "pubstomp?"Copy !req
40. What else happened backstage, Bella?Copy !req
41. Anyway, girls...Copy !req
42. "Pubstomping" is when a pro like me...Copy !req
43. goes into a random server and lays down the, uh...Copy !req
44. Let me hear you out there!Copy !req
45. Long arm of the Law! Long arm of the Law!Copy !req
46. I love this crowd.Copy !req
47. Left flank... Occam's Laser on three?Copy !req
48. Just like the Milwaukee Invitational.Copy !req
49. Let's go.Copy !req
50. Get ready to rush the point...Copy !req
51. Brian! Take the cat out!Copy !req
52. First I gotta put the cat out!Copy !req
53. It's like every time!Copy !req
54. Cheeto...Copy !req
55. Cheeto!Copy !req
56. Cheeto... Chee-to! Cheeto... Cheeto...Copy !req
57. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
58. AFK. - Cheeeee-to!Copy !req
59. Here kitty kitty - Oh my God. Guys...Copy !req
60. We need a new captain.Copy !req
61. Yeah... looks like we got ourselves a server...Copy !req
62. Why did we just restack?Copy !req
63. THE LAW HAS ENTERED. THE GAME.Copy !req
64. Alright guys - nobody panic!Copy !req
65. Got him.Copy !req
66. So much power. So much power everytime!Copy !req
67. Got him, aw God.Copy !req
68. Run!Copy !req
69. Chee-to...Copy !req
70. Come here Cheeto!Copy !req
71. Cheeto!Copy !req
72. Incredible, right?Copy !req
73. I still feel that rush all the time.Copy !req
74. Oh my gosh... One time I took out an entire family with that move.Copy !req
75. Cheeto!Copy !req
76. Cheeto...Copy !req
77. Cheeto... good kitty...Copy !req
78. Cheeto... Augh! Ow!Copy !req
79. Stupid cat!Copy !req
80. That one got 'em good.Copy !req
81. Ah! Looks like this guy's AFK!Copy !req
82. "Away from keyboard."Copy !req
83. Let's see if we can have some fun with him.Copy !req
84. Yeah...Copy !req
85. Mom! Where's the iodine?Copy !req
86. Whatever, kid.Copy !req
87. Okay...!Copy !req
88. Close one!Copy !req
89. Hot...Copy !req
90. Hot!Copy !req
91. So what was that move called?Copy !req
92. You know what? It's not really a move...Copy !req
93. I got... I got... I got...Copy !req
94. Killed.Copy !req
95. You know, it's a pubstomp - anything can happen...Copy !req
96. Who was that guy? Right?Copy !req
97. Who was that guy?Copy !req
98. So, uh...Copy !req
99. Alright I guess, uh...Copy !req
100. Commercial break or something like that?Copy !req
101. - Law Killer, Law Killer - BrianD you king!Copy !req
102. And yet the President's condition is still unknown at this time...Copy !req
103. A nation waits with...Copy !req
104. Frag Alert!Copy !req
105. Hold onto your joysticks, zoners!Copy !req
106. We got ourselves a late-breaking PwnZwn Frag Alert!Copy !req
107. ShotBot? What'cha got?Copy !req
108. VGHS superstar The Law humiliated...Copy !req
109. live on national television by a no-name nooblet...Copy !req
110. by a no-name nooblet...Copy !req
111. in a pubstomp gone wrong!Copy !req
112. My computation?Copy !req
113. Frag of the century! Peep the replay!Copy !req
114. Our sources tell us that unranked player BrianD...Copy !req
115. has already been invited to attend the prestigious and exclusive...Copy !req
116. Video Game High School, a school whose students go on...Copy !req
117. to make millions in the pros.Copy !req
118. Yeah that's right we were TOTALLY with Brian when he got the call for VGHS!Copy !req
119. We love you BrianD! - Yeah! Brian!Copy !req
120. Give me a break!Copy !req
121. What makes this flash-in-the-pan fluker think he's got what it takes?Copy !req
122. What makes this flash-in-the-pan fluker think he's got what it takes? - Ron...Copy !req
123. Ron!Copy !req
124. I completely agree, Ron!Copy !req
125. VGHS is the most intense pro-gaming academy in the country!Copy !req
126. VGHS is the most intense pro-gaming academy in the country! - Guys, guys, guys!Copy !req
127. Can I just agree with you for one second?Copy !req
128. Can I just agree with you for one second? - Your agreement's been noted!Copy !req
129. Fellas, fellas, fellas! Please!Copy !req
130. Let's just... let's look at their acceptance video, okay?Copy !req
131. You will not study physics.Copy !req
132. You will study physics engines.Copy !req
133. You will not study art.Copy !req
134. You will study the art of war!Copy !req
135. You will learn about biology...Copy !req
136. by bathing in the blood of your enemies!Copy !req
137. Sound good?Copy !req
138. Well welcome to VGHS.Copy !req
139. - You have been acceptedCopy !req
140. This is actually happening...Copy !req
141. Everyone says I won't make it, but...Copy !req
142. I have to try, I mean...Copy !req
143. I've dreamed of playing on a VGHS team since I was E for Everyone.Copy !req
144. I hope you understand...Copy !req
145. Classic Cheeto.Copy !req
146. I'm gonna miss this back and forth.Copy !req
147. Take care of mom... okay?Copy !req
148. Brian?Copy !req
149. Reporters are here. Let's get you miced up.Copy !req
150. Love you mom.Copy !req
151. I put some extra food in your bowl.Copy !req
152. Where are you going?Copy !req
153. I'm going to VGHS.Copy !req
154. - Brian! Brian!Copy !req
155. - Brian! Brian! - What do you say to your fans, BrianCopy !req