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4. MURDER? WHERE?Copy !req
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6. ON THIS UNDERWATER SUBMARINE.Copy !req
7. I BETTER WAKE UPCopy !req
8. THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
9. GIVE ME THE WHITE HOUSE.Copy !req
10. OH MY GOD, THAT'S INSANE.Copy !req
11. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
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14. WE WERE JUST WATCHING A VIDEO.Copy !req
15. YEAH, THESE TWO HORSES ARE...Copy !req
16. PUT YOUR PHONES AWAY.Copy !req
17. WE ARE REHEARSING A PLAY.Copy !req
18. RIGHT.Copy !req
19. OUR BAD.Copy !req
20. HEY, SEND ME THE LINKCopy !req
21. TO THAT VIDEO —Copy !req
22. STOP THAT!Copy !req
23. JADE, LET'S GO FROM YOUR LINE.Copy !req
24. JADE...Copy !req
25. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
26. GEE-M'NEE CRACKERS!Copy !req
27. I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU KIDSCopy !req
28. SOMETHING ABOUT—Copy !req
29. ONE SECOND...Copy !req
30. UH, GRANDMA, WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
31. NO...Copy !req
32. NOBODY STOLE YOUR BED —Copy !req
33. YOU'RE JUST IN THE KITCHEN!Copy !req
34. HANG UP THAT PHONE RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
35. TAKE YOUR PILLS.Copy !req
36. I'M GETTING SICK AND TIREDCopy !req
37. OF —Copy !req
38. AH, WHAT NOW?Copy !req
39. OH, I JUST TEXTED EVERYONECopy !req
40. A PIC OF ME.Copy !req
41. THAT'S MY SISTER'S SHIRTCopy !req
42. I'M WEARING.Copy !req
43. WHY?Copy !req
44. SO WEIRD.Copy !req
45. ALL RIGHT. THAT DOES IT.Copy !req
46. THAT TEARS IT!Copy !req
47. WHAT?Copy !req
48. YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!Copy !req
49. I FEEL PRETTY GOOD!Copy !req
50. I'M TALKING ABOUTCopy !req
51. YOUR ADDICTIONCopy !req
52. TO YOUR STUPID PHONES!Copy !req
53. I SWEAR TO PETE,Copy !req
54. YOU CAN'T GOCopy !req
55. TWO MINUTES WITHOUT...Copy !req
56. OH C'MON, I DON'T THINKCopy !req
57. IT'S FAIR TO SAYCopy !req
58. WE'RE ADDICTED TO THEM.Copy !req
59. HO HO HO HO. VERY WELL.Copy !req
60. THEN I CHALLENGE YOU ALL.Copy !req
61. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
62. LET'S FIGHT.Copy !req
63. I DON'T THINKCopy !req
64. HE MEANS A FIGHT.Copy !req
65. I WILL GIVE EACHCopy !req
66. AND EVERYONE OF YOU...Copy !req
67. ALL AsCopy !req
68. FOR THE WHOLE SEMESTER...Copy !req
69. IF...?Copy !req
70. IF YOU CAN ALL GOCopy !req
71. ONE FULL WEEK...Copy !req
72. WITHOUT USING MODERN TECHNOLOGY.Copy !req
73. NO PHONES?Copy !req
74. NO PHONES.Copy !req
75. AND NO LAPTOPS OR PEAR PADS.Copy !req
76. NO ELECTRONIC DEVICE MADECopy !req
77. SINCE I WAS BORN.Copy !req
78. WANNA TAKE THAT BET?Copy !req
79. LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
80. OKAY. LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
81. I'M GOOD.Copy !req
82. GREAT.Copy !req
83. LET'S HAVE YOUR PHONES.Copy !req
84. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
85. AND... THE CONTEST BEGINS...Copy !req
86. NOW.Copy !req
87. GREAT.Copy !req
88. OKAY.Copy !req
89. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
90. WAIT...Copy !req
91. HOW WILL YOU KNOWCopy !req
92. WE'RE NOT USINGCopy !req
93. OTHER PEOPLE'S PHONES?Copy !req
94. BECAUSE I TRUST YOUR HONESTY.Copy !req
95. AND I'M GOING TO HAVE SINJINCopy !req
96. AND BURF SPY ON YOU.Copy !req
97. IT'S YOU AND ME, BABY.Copy !req
98. I DON'T EVEN MISS OUR PHONES.Copy !req
99. DO YOU GUYS?Copy !req
100. NO.Copy !req
101. NO.Copy !req
102. NO.Copy !req
103. NO.Copy !req
104. HOW LONG HAS IT BEENCopy !req
105. SINCE WE HAD 'EM.Copy !req
106. A FEW HOURS.Copy !req
107. IT SEEMS LIKE YEARS!Copy !req
108. NO, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.Copy !req
109. YEARS!Copy !req
110. WELL, UH, ONE GOOD THING,Copy !req
111. YOU KNOW,Copy !req
112. ABOUT NOT HAVIN' OUR PHONESCopy !req
113. IS IT MAKES US PAYCopy !req
114. MORE ATTENTIONCopy !req
115. TO THE WORLD AROUND US.Copy !req
116. YEAH, LIKE I'VE NEVERCopy !req
117. REALLY NOTICED THIS BEFORE,Copy !req
118. BUT A LOTTA THE KIDSCopy !req
119. WHO GO TO HOLLYWOOD ARTS ARECopy !req
120. REALLY NOT VERY GOOD-LOOKING.Copy !req
121. WELL, I'VE NOTICEDCopy !req
122. SOME THINGS THAT AREN'T CRUELCopy !req
123. TO SAY OUT LOUD.Copy !req
124. LIKE?Copy !req
125. LIKE... LOOK, LOOK,Copy !req
126. THERE'S THE HOLLYWOOD SIGNCopy !req
127. RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
128. WE CAN SEE THAT FROM OUR SCHOOL.Copy !req
129. THAT'S—IT'S REALLY COOL.Copy !req
130. YEAH,Copy !req
131. YOU GUYS KNOW HOWCopy !req
132. I USUALLY KEEP MY PHONECopy !req
133. IN MY SHIRT POCKET HERE?Copy !req
134. I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
135. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
136. WELL, NOW,Copy !req
137. I'M USING THIS POCKETCopy !req
138. TO CARRY CHEESE,Copy !req
139. AND MY ALLERGY PILLS.Copy !req
140. WON'T THE CHEESE MELTCopy !req
141. IN YOUR POCKET?Copy !req
142. NO, I DON'T THINKCopy !req
143. THE CHEESE WILL MELT IN MY...Copy !req
144. OH.Copy !req
145. ROBBIE.Copy !req
146. ROBBIE.Copy !req
147. GROSS.Copy !req
148. I MISS MY PHONE!Copy !req
149. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINKCopy !req
150. IT'S DOIN' RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
151. C'MON CAT, WE CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
152. LET'S TRY TO NOT EVEN THINKCopy !req
153. ABOUT OUR PHONES.Copy !req
154. OKAY BUT—Copy !req
155. HEY EVERYONE!Copy !req
156. LOOK AT YOUR PHONES!Copy !req
157. LOOK AT YOUR PHONES!Copy !req
158. LOOK AT YOUR PHONES.Copy !req
159. THERE'S A NEW FUNNY VIDEOCopy !req
160. ON SPLASHFACE!Copy !req
161. WHAT?Copy !req
162. WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
163. JUST GO ON SPLASHFACECopy !req
164. AND LOOK UP WACKY DONKEY!Copy !req
165. IT'S HILARIOUS!Copy !req
166. WACKY DONKEY!Copy !req
167. YOU GUYS, C'MON!Copy !req
168. IT'S JUST ANOTHER ONECopy !req
169. OF THOSE VIDEOS — YOU KNOW,Copy !req
170. I'M SURE IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY.Copy !req
171. MOM, WHAT YEAR DID THEY DISBANDCopy !req
172. THE SOVIET UNIONCopy !req
173. AND START CALLING IT RUSSIA?Copy !req
174. I DUNNO —Copy !req
175. LOOK IT UP ON THE INTERNET.Copy !req
176. I CAN'T!Copy !req
177. OKAY.Copy !req
178. WHAT? WHO TEXTED YOU?Copy !req
179. OH, IT'S JUST GARY —Copy !req
180. YOUR FATHER'S FRIENDCopy !req
181. ON THE POLICE FORCE.Copy !req
182. WHAT'D HE SAY?Copy !req
183. OH, NOTHING.Copy !req
184. I'LL JUST DELETE THIS.Copy !req
185. HEY, COULD YOU GET THE DOOR?Copy !req
186. I WANNA WATCHCopy !req
187. THIS WACKY DONKEY VIDEO AGAIN.Copy !req
188. IT'S HILARIOUS,Copy !req
189. HAVE YOU SEEN IT?Copy !req
190. YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T!Copy !req
191. WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME?Copy !req
192. LOOK WHAT I GOT.Copy !req
193. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
194. IT'S A DOG TOYCopy !req
195. THAT LOOKS LIKE A PHONE.Copy !req
196. ISN'T IT COOL?Copy !req
197. I'M COMING IN NOW.Copy !req
198. HI MRS. TORI'S MOM.Copy !req
199. HELLO, CAT.Copy !req
200. WHY'D YOU GETCopy !req
201. A DOG CHEW-TOY CELL PHONE?Copy !req
202. TO HELP ME GET THROUGHCopy !req
203. THE WEEK.Copy !req
204. I MEAN, I KNOWCopy !req
205. IT'S NOT LIKE HAVINGCopy !req
206. A REAL PHONECopy !req
207. BUT AT LEAST I CAN PRETEND.Copy !req
208. BUT WHAT'S THE POINT IN—Copy !req
209. THIS IS ALL I'VE GOT!Copy !req
210. BUT IT'S NOT EVEN —Copy !req
211. CAN I HOLD IT?Copy !req
212. OH, YOU GIRLS ARE PATHETIC.Copy !req
213. WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,Copy !req
214. WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CELL PHONES.Copy !req
215. YEAH, BUT YOU HAD STUFFCopy !req
216. THAT WE DON'T HAVE.Copy !req
217. YEAH, LIKE DINOSAURSCopy !req
218. AND MOSES.Copy !req
219. OH FOR CORN SAKE!Copy !req
220. SIKOWITZ ISN'T HERE,Copy !req
221. SO JUST USE MY PHONE.Copy !req
222. WE CAN'T!Copy !req
223. SINJIN IS OUT THERECopy !req
224. SPYING ON US!Copy !req
225. CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM?Copy !req
226. NO!Copy !req
227. NO!Copy !req
228. HEY ROB.Copy !req
229. HI.Copy !req
230. WHAT IS THAT THING?Copy !req
231. IT'S SOME KIND OF PREHISTORICCopy !req
232. TYPING MACHINE.Copy !req
233. AND IT TAKES ME TEN MINUTESCopy !req
234. TO TYPE TWO WORDS!Copy !req
235. THAT'S SLOW.Copy !req
236. I KNOW!Copy !req
237. OH,Copy !req
238. AND GUESS HOW YOU FIX MISTAKES!Copy !req
239. HOW?Copy !req
240. WITH THIS! PAINT!Copy !req
241. A LITTLE TINY BOTTLECopy !req
242. OF WHITE PAINT!Copy !req
243. WHENEVER I WANNA CHANGECopy !req
244. ANYTHING,Copy !req
245. I HAVE TO PAINT OVER IT!Copy !req
246. THEN I HAVECopy !req
247. TO LET THE PAINT DRY,Copy !req
248. AND THEN I HAVE TO TYPECopy !req
249. OVER THE DRIED PAINT!Copy !req
250. YEAH, WELL YA KNOWCopy !req
251. WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR ME,Copy !req
252. HAVIN' TO LISTEN TO MUSICCopy !req
253. ON THIS MACHINE?Copy !req
254. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
255. A RECORD PLAYER.Copy !req
256. AND THE ONLY RECORDS I GOTCopy !req
257. ARE THE ONES MY GRANDMA BOUGHTCopy !req
258. FROM 1951 TO 1966.Copy !req
259. YOU KNOW WHAT MY GRANDMA USEDCopy !req
260. TO LISTEN TO FROM 1951 TO 1966?Copy !req
261. NO.Copy !req
262. CIRCUS MUSIC, ESKIMO OPERA,Copy !req
263. AND CHINESE BEE-BOP.Copy !req
264. YOU EVER LISTENCopy !req
265. TO CHINESE BEE-BOP?Copy !req
266. I HAVE NOT.Copy !req
267. WELL, I DID,Copy !req
268. AND NOW I GOT A RASH.Copy !req
269. IT MIGHT BE A CHINESE RASH.Copy !req
270. DO YOU WANNA GO TO MY LOCKER?Copy !req
271. I HAVE CREAMS AND OINTMENTS.Copy !req
272. NAH.Copy !req
273. SO WHY ARE YOU SITTIN'Copy !req
274. ON THE FLOOR?Copy !req
275. 'CUZ I TRY TO CARRYCopy !req
276. THIS STUPID TYPEWRITERCopy !req
277. TO STUDY HALL,Copy !req
278. BUT IT WEIGHSCopy !req
279. LIKE NINE HUNDRED POUNDS!Copy !req
280. IT'S REALLY HEAVY?Copy !req
281. UH, YEAH.Copy !req
282. I TRIED TO PUT IT ON MY LAP,Copy !req
283. AND IT ALMOST SQUISHED MY...Copy !req
284. SWIMSUIT AREA.Copy !req
285. WHO ARE YOU PRETENDINGCopy !req
286. TO TEXT?Copy !req
287. MY BROTHER.Copy !req
288. CAN I PRETEND TO TEXT HIM?Copy !req
289. I CAN'T TAKE IT!Copy !req
290. I CAN'T TAKE THIS!Copy !req
291. WANT ME TO RUBCopy !req
292. YOUR SHOULDERS?Copy !req
293. DOWN!Copy !req
294. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?Copy !req
295. DO YOU KNOWCopy !req
296. WHAT THEY'RE SHOWING LIVE,Copy !req
297. RIGHT NOW, ON FUNNYDANGER.COM?Copy !req
298. WHAT?Copy !req
299. A ROLLERCOASTER GOT STUCKCopy !req
300. AT MYSTIC MOUNTAIN,Copy !req
301. AND THERE'S AN OLD LADYCopy !req
302. HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM IT!Copy !req
303. OH MY GOSH,Copy !req
304. IS IT SOMEONE YOU KNOW?Copy !req
305. NO!Copy !req
306. IT'S SOMEONE I WANNA LAUGH AT!Copy !req
307. BUT I CAN'T WATCH THE LIVE VIDEOCopy !req
308. BECAUSE OF OUR STUPID BETCopy !req
309. WITH SIKOWITZ!Copy !req
310. ALL RIGHT BOYS, GIRLS,Copy !req
311. AND OTHERS —Copy !req
312. LET'S GET THIS REHEARSALCopy !req
313. STARTED.Copy !req
314. WE'RE GONNA STARTCopy !req
315. WITH SCENE FOURTEEN—Copy !req
316. OH MY GOSH!Copy !req
317. OH MAN.Copy !req
318. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?Copy !req
319. JESSICA BAXTER.Copy !req
320. SHE TEXTED MECopy !req
321. ABOUT A HUNDRED TIMESCopy !req
322. LAST NIGHT,Copy !req
323. AND I DIDN'T TEXT HER BACK.Copy !req
324. WELL, DID YOU EXPLAIN TO HERCopy !req
325. THAT YOU CAN'T USE A PHONE?Copy !req
326. YEAH!Copy !req
327. RIGHT AFTER SHE THREW THIS EGGCopy !req
328. AT ME AND SCRATCHED MY FACE!Copy !req
329. AWWW.Copy !req
330. DID BECKY GET EGGY'DCopy !req
331. AND SCRATCHY'D?Copy !req
332. YES, YES HE DID'D.Copy !req
333. LISTEN,Copy !req
334. IF YOU ALL WANNA USECopy !req
335. YOUR PHONES...Copy !req
336. THEY'RE RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
337. CAT NO!Copy !req
338. NO!Copy !req
339. I NEED MY PHONE!Copy !req
340. I NEED MY PHONE!Copy !req
341. I NEED MY PHONE!Copy !req
342. I NEED MY PHONE!Copy !req
343. I NEED MY PHONE!Copy !req
344. OH.Copy !req
345. GET HER!Copy !req
346. NO, NO!Copy !req
347. STOP!Copy !req
348. I NEED MY PHONE!Copy !req
349. HOLD HER! HOLD HER!Copy !req
350. SEE? I KNEW IT!Copy !req
351. I TOLD YOUCopy !req
352. THE GIRLS WOULD CRACK BEFORE US!Copy !req
353. YEAH!Copy !req
354. AND WE GUYS DON'T WANNA LOSECopy !req
355. OUR AsCopy !req
356. JUST 'CUZ GIRLS ARE WEAK!Copy !req
357. WEAK?Copy !req
358. HE MIGHT HAVE A POINT.Copy !req
359. THAT'S GARBAGE!Copy !req
360. YOU GUYS ARE JUST AS DESPERATECopy !req
361. FOR YOUR PRECIOUS TECHNOLOGYCopy !req
362. AS WE ARE!Copy !req
363. BLEHHH.Copy !req
364. N'YEHHH.Copy !req
365. BLEHHH.Copy !req
366. YOU ALL WANNA CANCEL THE BET?Copy !req
367. NO!Copy !req
368. NO!Copy !req
369. POSSIBLY!Copy !req
370. WE JUST DON'T WANT THE GIRLSCopy !req
371. TO WRECK IT FOR US.Copy !req
372. EXACTLY.Copy !req
373. RIGHT.Copy !req
374. OKAY.Copy !req
375. THEN LET'S CHANGE THE BET.Copy !req
376. BOYS AGAINST THE GIRLS.Copy !req
377. WHOEVER USES A PHONECopy !req
378. OR ANY MODERN TECHNOLOGY FIRST,Copy !req
379. LOSES THE BET FOR THEIR SIDE.Copy !req
380. IT'S ON.Copy !req
381. IT'S ON.Copy !req
382. JUST TO BE CLEAR,Copy !req
383. I AM ON THE BOYS' SIDE?Copy !req
384. YES.Copy !req
385. SUH-WEET.Copy !req
386. CAN I GET UP NOW?Copy !req
387. NO!Copy !req
388. OH.Copy !req
389. PLEASE GET OFF ME, PLEASE.Copy !req
390. I CAN'T —Copy !req
391. NOT 'TIL JADE GETS HERE.Copy !req
392. BUT I HAVE TO USECopy !req
393. THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
394. DO YOU REALLY?Copy !req
395. YEAH.Copy !req
396. ARE YOU LYING?Copy !req
397. YEAH.Copy !req
398. IT'S OPEN, COME IN!Copy !req
399. OKAY, I'M HERE.Copy !req
400. WHY DID YOU—Copy !req
401. WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON CAT?Copy !req
402. IF I LET HER UP,Copy !req
403. SHE MIGHT TRY TO GRABCopy !req
404. A REAL PHONECopy !req
405. AND I DON'T KNOWCopy !req
406. IF I CAN STOP HER BY MYSELF.Copy !req
407. I DON'T THINK YOU CAN.Copy !req
408. I'M PRETTY SCRAPPY.Copy !req
409. HEY! STOP DOING THAT!Copy !req
410. SO I'M HERE TO ASSIST YOU?Copy !req
411. NO.Copy !req
412. YOU'RE HERE TO HELPCopy !req
413. ALL THREE OF US.Copy !req
414. WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAMCopy !req
415. AND WE'VE GOTTA SHOW THE GUYSCopy !req
416. THAT WE'RE STRONGER THAN THEM.Copy !req
417. DUDE, I AM GOING INSANECopy !req
418. NOT USING MY PHONE —Copy !req
419. AND SO ARE YOU —Copy !req
420. AND LET'S FACE IT,Copy !req
421. CAT IS A DISASTER.Copy !req
422. SUCH A DISASTER.Copy !req
423. THERE'S NO WAYCopy !req
424. SHE'S GONNA MAKE ITCopy !req
425. ANOTHER FIVE DAYSCopy !req
426. WITHOUT TEXTING OR USING A PHONECopy !req
427. FOR SOMETHING.Copy !req
428. IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
429. I'D DO ANYTHINGCopy !req
430. TO TEXT SOMEONE RIGHT NOW...Copy !req
431. AND I MEAN ANYTHING.Copy !req
432. YEAH.Copy !req
433. OKAY FINE.Copy !req
434. THEN LET'S JUST GIVE UP NOW.Copy !req
435. OKAY, WHERE'S A PHONE,Copy !req
436. I NEED A PHONE,Copy !req
437. WHERE'S A PHONE?Copy !req
438. WAIT!Copy !req
439. NOOOOOOOOOO!Copy !req
440. HELP ME!Copy !req
441. OKAY, I'M DOWN.Copy !req
442. WE KNOW WE CAN'T WIN.Copy !req
443. BUT... WHAT IFCopy !req
444. WE CAN MAKE THE GUYS LOSE?Copy !req
445. YEAH.Copy !req
446. IF THEY LOSE, WE WIN.Copy !req
447. UH-HUH.Copy !req
448. I'M NOT CLEAR ON THE PLAN.Copy !req
449. WE'RE GONNA TRICK THE BOYSCopy !req
450. INTO USING THEIR PHONESCopy !req
451. BEFORE WE DO.Copy !req
452. OOO, SOUNDS GREAT.Copy !req
453. CAN I GET UP NOW?Copy !req
454. YOU PROMISE YOU WON'T RUN OUTCopy !req
455. AND USE A PHONE?Copy !req
456. PROMISE.Copy !req
457. CAT...Copy !req
458. YOU BETTER SIT ON ME AGAIN.Copy !req
459. OH.Copy !req
460. NO WAY!Copy !req
461. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR OWN SISTERCopy !req
462. WOULD DO THAT TO YOU.Copy !req
463. I KNOW, RIGHT?Copy !req
464. WAIT, WHAT DID TRINA DO?Copy !req
465. OKAY, YOU GUYS KNOWCopy !req
466. HOW I HAVE THAT WEIRD MOLECopy !req
467. ON MY BUTT?Copy !req
468. THE MOLE SHAPED LIKE A FISH?Copy !req
469. RIGHT.Copy !req
470. SO, LAST NIGHT,Copy !req
471. MY MOM TOOK A PIC OF IT,Copy !req
472. TO SEND TO OUR DOCTOR...Copy !req
473. OH. GO ON.Copy !req
474. WELL, YOU WANNA KNOWCopy !req
475. WHAT MY EVIL SISTER TRINA DID?Copy !req
476. WHAT?Copy !req
477. YEAH.Copy !req
478. SHE COPIED THE PIC —Copy !req
479. OF MY BUTT MOLE —Copy !req
480. AND POSTED IT ON THE SLAP.Copy !req
481. AND NOW ANYONE WITH A PHONECopy !req
482. CAN JUST GO ON THESLAP.COMCopy !req
483. AND SEE MY BUTT MOLE.Copy !req
484. SHAPED LIKE A FISH.Copy !req
485. SHAPED LIKE A FISH.Copy !req
486. OUTRAGEOUS.Copy !req
487. HEY.Copy !req
488. LET'S GO CHECK OUR MAKEUPCopy !req
489. IN THE GIRLS' ROOM.Copy !req
490. GOOD CALL.Copy !req
491. I'LL FOLLOW YOU BOTH OUT.Copy !req
492. MMM HMM.Copy !req
493. WOW.Copy !req
494. A PIC OF TORI'S BUTT MOLE.Copy !req
495. I SURE WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT.Copy !req
496. WELL,Copy !req
497. THERE'S THE BOX OF PHONES,Copy !req
498. RIGHT OVER THERE.Copy !req
499. I CAN'T USE MY PHONE.Copy !req
500. IF I DO, I'LL LOSE THE BETCopy !req
501. FOR ME, ANDRE, AND BECK.Copy !req
502. NOBODY'S GONNA KNOW.Copy !req
503. WE'RE ALONE.Copy !req
504. I DUNNO.Copy !req
505. C'MON ROB.Copy !req
506. YOU DESERVE TO SEE THAT PIC.Copy !req
507. I MEAN, WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVECopy !req
508. TO LIVE FOR?Copy !req
509. IT'S SHAPED LIKE A FISH.Copy !req
510. OHHHHH...Copy !req
511. OKAY.Copy !req
512. ROB NO!Copy !req
513. DON'T!Copy !req
514. NO, NO,Copy !req
515. I HAVE TO CHECK THE SLAP!Copy !req
516. I HAVE TO CHECK THE PICCopy !req
517. OF TORI'S BUTT MOLE.Copy !req
518. LEMME GO, LEMME GO!Copy !req
519. THERE'S NO PICCopy !req
520. OF TORI'S BUTT MOLECopy !req
521. ON THE SLAP!Copy !req
522. BUT THEY—Copy !req
523. THE GIRLS ALREADY TRIED THATCopy !req
524. ON US!Copy !req
525. THEY TRIED TO TRICK YOU.Copy !req
526. THOSE WENCHES.Copy !req
527. UH-HUH.Copy !req
528. BUT WE'RE GONNA GET 'EM BACK.Copy !req
529. OH YEAH. THE GAME IS ON.Copy !req
530. IT'S WAY ON.Copy !req
531. ON LIKE BILLY KWAN.Copy !req
532. HE'S A BOY I WENT TO CAMP WITH.Copy !req
533. FROM ASIA.Copy !req
534. GOOD KID,Copy !req
535. YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE HIM.Copy !req
536. OH.Copy !req
537. OOOO, I'M PRETENDINGCopy !req
538. I GOT ANOTHER TEXT!Copy !req
539. IT'S FROM ROBBIE'S FRIENDCopy !req
540. BILLY KWAN,Copy !req
541. ALL THE WAY FROM ASIA!Copy !req
542. IT'S KIND OF SAD...Copy !req
543. WATCHING CAT GO MENTALLY INSANE.Copy !req
544. I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPENCopy !req
545. MORE GRADUALLY.Copy !req
546. I TEXTED BILLY BACK!Copy !req
547. I SAID "YAY ASIA!"Copy !req
548. A-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
549. OH MY GOD, I WISH IT WERE REAL.Copy !req
550. WHO IS THAT?Copy !req
551. HELLO.Copy !req
552. WILL YOU HELP ME? I'M LOST.Copy !req
553. YOU'RE LOST?Copy !req
554. UH-HUH.Copy !req
555. WILL YOU PLEASE CALL MY MOMCopy !req
556. AND TELL HER WHERE I AM?Copy !req
557. UH, SURE I'LL CALL YOUR MOM—Copy !req
558. WAIT.Copy !req
559. WHAT?Copy !req
560. IT'S A TRICK.Copy !req
561. SO WE'LL USE OUR PHONES.Copy !req
562. IT'S NOT A TRICK.Copy !req
563. WHO SENT YOU?Copy !req
564. I HAVE ASTHMA!Copy !req
565. WAS IT ANDRE? ROBBIE? BECK?Copy !req
566. WHO?Copy !req
567. I JUST GOT LOST.Copy !req
568. I TOOK THE WRONG BUS.Copy !req
569. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENSCopy !req
570. TO LITTLE GIRLS WITH ASTHMACopy !req
571. WHO TAKE THE WRONG BUS?Copy !req
572. NO.Copy !req
573. THEY GET A FACE FULLA DOOR!Copy !req
574. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
575. LITTLE GRUNCH.Copy !req
576. CAN YOU BELIEVECopy !req
577. THOSE GUYS TRIED TO TRICK USCopy !req
578. WITH A "LOST LITTLE GIRL"Copy !req
579. JUST TO TRY TO MAKE US USECopy !req
580. OUR PHONES.Copy !req
581. JERKS.Copy !req
582. UNLESS SHE REALLY WASCopy !req
583. A LOST LITTLE GIRL.Copy !req
584. WHAT IF SHE WAS?Copy !req
585. THEN SHE'LL LEARNCopy !req
586. A VALUABLE LESSON.Copy !req
587. Y'KNOW...Copy !req
588. ALWAYS TAKE THE RIGHT BUS.Copy !req
589. CAT!Copy !req
590. SHE CHEWED THROUGH HER LEASH!Copy !req
591. I'M FREE!Copy !req
592. COME HERE.Copy !req
593. I'M FREE!Copy !req
594. I NEED A REAL PHONE!Copy !req
595. I NEED A REAL—Copy !req
596. I'M IN CHARGE OF THISCopy !req
597. UNDERWATER SUBMARINE.Copy !req
598. YOUR POINT?Copy !req
599. YOU AND YOUR HUSBANDCopy !req
600. ARE ACCUSEDCopy !req
601. OF A VERY SERIOUS CRIME.Copy !req
602. NOW, WHERE IS HE?Copy !req
603. RIGHT BEHIND YOU.Copy !req
604. HE'S NOT HERE.Copy !req
605. DAD-GUMMIT, WHERE IS ROBBIE?Copy !req
606. HERE I AM!Copy !req
607. OH MY GOD.Copy !req
608. WHY ARE YOU DRESSEDCopy !req
609. THAT WAY?Copy !req
610. 'CUZ I'M THE SCUBA FAIRY!Copy !req
611. AND I'M HERE TO GRANT ALLCopy !req
612. OF YOUR UNDERWATER WISHES!Copy !req
613. THAT IS AN EMBARRASSINGCopy !req
614. COSTUME!Copy !req
615. REALLY EMBARRASSING!Copy !req
616. YEAH!Copy !req
617. SO NOBODY BETTER TAKECopy !req
618. A PICTURE OF MECopy !req
619. AND POST IT ONLINE!Copy !req
620. I HAVE TO TAKE A PICTURECopy !req
621. OF HIM AND POST IT ONLINE!Copy !req
622. NO!Copy !req
623. THAT'S WHAT THE GUYS WANT USCopy !req
624. TO DO SO WE'LL LOSE THE BET!Copy !req
625. WHO CARES? LOOK AT HIM!Copy !req
626. THIS IS TOO GOOD!Copy !req
627. TAKE A PIC! TAKE A PIC!Copy !req
628. TAKE A PIC! TAKE A PIC!Copy !req
629. STIFLE! STIFLE! STIFLE!Copy !req
630. I AM A TEACHERCopy !req
631. AND I'M TIRED OF THIS NONSENSE!Copy !req
632. HERE... YOU WANT YOUR PHONES?Copy !req
633. TAKE THEM!Copy !req
634. SMILE ROBBIE!Copy !req
635. TURN AROUND.Copy !req
636. HI SCUBA FAIRY!Copy !req
637. YES!Copy !req
638. THAT'S IT EVERYBODY —Copy !req
639. THE BOYS WIN!Copy !req
640. WHAT?Copy !req
641. UNH-UH, NO WAY!Copy !req
642. YOU SAID THE CONTEST WAS OVER!Copy !req
643. NOOOOO, I BELIEVE I SAID,Copy !req
644. "IF YOU WANT YOUR PHONES,Copy !req
645. TAKE THEM."Copy !req
646. HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHINGCopy !req
647. ABOUT THE CONTEST BEING OVER.Copy !req
648. WAIT, NO NO! THE GUYS...Copy !req
649. YOU GUYS ALL GOTCopy !req
650. YOUR PHONES TOO!Copy !req
651. OFF.Copy !req
652. OFF.Copy !req
653. OFF.Copy !req
654. YOU GIRLS TURNED YOURS ON.Copy !req
655. BOO-JAH!Copy !req
656. OKAY.Copy !req
657. SIKOWITZ!Copy !req
658. YESSSSS?Copy !req
659. YOU WERE IN ON THISCopy !req
660. WITH THEM!Copy !req
661. YOU HELPED THE BOYS TRICK US!Copy !req
662. I ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
663. BUT WHY?Copy !req
664. LOOK, THIS TURNEDCopy !req
665. INTO A CONTESTCopy !req
666. BETWEEN THE BOYS AND THE GIRLS.Copy !req
667. NOW, I MAY BE AN EDUCATOR...Copy !req
668. AND I MAY BE YOUR FRIEND...Copy !req
669. BUT FIRST AND ALWAYS,Copy !req
670. ERWIN SIKOWITZ IS A BOY.Copy !req
671. BOY POWER! BOY POWER!Copy !req
672. BOY POWER! BOY POWER! BOY POWER!Copy !req
673. BOY POWER! BOY POWER! BOY POWER!Copy !req
674. BOY POWER! BOY POWER! BOY POWER!Copy !req
675. YOU PLAY DIRTY!Copy !req
676. BOY POWER! BOY POWER!Copy !req
677. I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.Copy !req
678. WHOA!Copy !req
679. I GOT FORTY-THREE TEXT MESSAGES.Copy !req
680. I HAVE TWO HUNDRED MORECopy !req
681. FOLLOWERS.Copy !req
682. LOOK AT THE WACKY DONKEY!Copy !req
683. A-HA HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
684. NO!Copy !req
685. OH!Copy !req
686. FOR A WHILE NOWCopy !req
687. I'VE BEEN MAKING THOSE VIDEOSCopy !req
688. WHERE I TALK ABOUT THINGSCopy !req
689. I HATE,Copy !req
690. AND I'VE BEEN GETTINGCopy !req
691. A LOT OF BRILLIANT COMMENTSCopy !req
692. FROM PEOPLE SAYING STUFF LIKE,Copy !req
693. "DUH. WOW, JADE.Copy !req
694. "WHY YOU GOTTA BE HATIN'Copy !req
695. ALL OVER THE PLACE?"Copy !req
696. AND, "MAN, CHILL OUT, JADE.Copy !req
697. TAKE SOME IBUPROFEN."Copy !req
698. WELL, GUESS WHAT, JESUS.Copy !req
699. THIS VIDEO IS OVER. I LOVE THAT.Copy !req
700. MMM...Copy !req
701. CAN I HOLD IT?Copy !req
702. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
AEGIS RAPIDTEXTCopy !req