Victorious 4x2

Directed by

Augie Isaac as Young Jarold • Michael Eric Reid as Sinjin Van Cleef • Susan Chuang as Mrs. Lee • Rodney To as Sushi Chef • Née Léau as Kwakoo

Robbie posts a video online spotlighting his rhythmic talent of hamboning, and then he must face off against a challenger who claims to be better than him.

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1. MAN — ROBBIE IS LOVIN'

2. ALL THAT ATTENTION.

3. I KNOW, RIGHT?

4. I BET HE DOES

5. HIS SIGNATURE "FLIRT" MOVE.

6. FLIRT MOVE?

7. YEAH, YOU KNOW —

8. THE GIGGLE CHIN.

9. IT'S WHERE HE GIGGLES,

10. AND THEN HE PUTS HIS FIST UP

11. TO HIS CHIN.

12. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN

13. ROBBIE DO ANY...

14. AH.

15. ALL RIGHT.

16. YES.

17. WELL PLAYED.

18. GIGGLE CHIN.

19. OOH, SUNFLOWER SEEDS.

20. I GUESS I'M SHARIN' TODAY.

21. HEY... WHY ARE ALL THOSE KIDS

22. PAYING ATTENTION TO ROBBIE?

23. THEY LOVE THE VIDEO

24. HE POSTED ON THE SLAP.

25. WHAT VIDEO DID HE POST

26. ON THE—

27. HIII!

28. DON'T WORRY,

29. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

30. — I'M DOING THIS ON PURPOSE.

31. TO-DOOOO!

32. IT'S "TA-DA".

33. TA-DAAAAA!

34. WHY ARE YOU TAP DANCING?

35. 'CUZ I'M AUDITIONING

36. FOR A NEW MUSICAL,

37. AND I HAVE TO TAP DANCE.

38. OH.

39. HEY, PEOPLE ARE TALKING

40. TO ROBBIE — THAT'S SO WEIRD.

41. YEAH, THEY'RE ALL EXCITED

42. ABOUT HIS VIDEO ON THE SLAP.

43. WHAT IS THIS VIDEO?

44. SHOW HER.

45. ALL RIGHT...

46. AND I CAN ALSO DO IT

47. WITH THIS FIST...

48. UH. WHAT'D HE CALL

49. THE VIDEO AGAIN?

50. THE HAMBONE KING.

51. HAMBONE?

52. DID YOU SAY THE HAMBONE KING?

53. YEAH, WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE THIS.

54. WHAT'S HAMBONE MEAN?

55. WHO CARES?

56. LOOK...

57. THAT'S SO FUN!

58. YEAH, MUST TAKE

59. A LOTTA PRACTICE.

60. WELL, WHAT ELSE

61. IS ROBBIE GONNA DO?

62. I UHHH...

63. I GOTTA GET TO SIKOWITZ'S CLASS.

64. WE DON'T HAVE SIKOWITZ TODAY.

65. IT'S A DIFFERENT SIKOWITZ!

66. WHAT'S HER DEAL?

67. NOT SURE.

68. Y'KNOW MY PROBLEM

69. WITH THESE SUNFLOWER SEEDS?

70. SO, FIRST YOU'RE GONNA STEAL

71. MY SEEDS,

72. AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA CRITICIZE?

73. YES. IT'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE

74. TO OPEN 'EM.

75. I'LL OPEN 'EM!

76. UM, CAT...

77. WHAT?

78. BABY, NOBODY WANTS TO EAT

79. SUNFLOWER SEEDS

80. THAT'VE BEEN TAP DANCED

81. ON THE FLOOR.

82. OOO!

83. PRE-CRACKED SUNFLOWER SEEDS.

84. DON'T MIND IF I DO.

85. THIS MAN IS NUTS.

86. OKAY, SO TELL ME...

87. HOW DO GIRLS PUT ON SKIRTS?

88. DO YOU DO IT ONE LEG AT A TIME,

89. LIKE PANTS?

90. OR DO YOU JUST JUMP RIGHT IN?

91. ONE LEG AT A TIME.

92. I JUMP RIGHT IN!

93. EXCUSE ME, ROBBIE SHAPIRO.

94. YES?

95. THIS IS FOR YOU.

96. IT'S A SPECIAL

97. TEMPURA ICE CREAM DESSERT,

98. JUST FOR ROBBIE.

99. IT'S FREE.

100. OOO, CAN I HAVE ONE?

101. NO.

102. SO GOOD.

103. BUT WHY THE FREE DESSERT?

104. BECAUSE YOU ARE

105. THE HAMBONE KING.

106. OHHH. YOU SAW MY VIDEO?

107. YES, ON THE SLAP DOT COM.

108. YOU HAMBONE LIKE A CHAMPION.

109. AWWWWW.

110. KWAKOO, DON'T BE SHY.

111. COME OVER HERE.

112. KWAKOO, JUST ASK HIM.

113. MISTER HAMBONE KING...?

114. OHHHHHHH.

115. MAY I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

116. THAT'S SO CUTE.

117. SURE YA CAN, KWAKOO.

118. HERE YOU GO.

119. BYE BYE... HAMBONE KING.

120. I'M GONNA GO TO THE RESTROOM.

121. I WONDER WHY IT'S CALLED

122. A RESTROOM.

123. YEAH.

124. IT'S NOT LIKE PEOPLE TAKE NAPS

125. ON TOILETS.

126. MY GRANDMA DOES.

127. SO DOES MY BROTHER!

128. UP TOP!

129. OH, HEY, WHAT'S UP,

130. BOY AND GIRL?

131. HEY.

132. HE NOTICED OUR GENDERS.

133. WANNA COME SIT WITH US?

134. NO.

135. HEY. ROBBIE SHAPIRO?

136. YEAH?

137. THAT, THAT'S MY DESSERT.

138. YOU ORDER THAT?

139. NOW YOUR DESSERT'S

140. ON THE WALL.

141. WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

142. 'CUZ YOU'RE A LIAR.

143. YOU'VE BEEN GOIN' AROUND

144. CALLIN' YOURSELF

145. THE HAMBONE KING.

146. HE'S THE HAMBONE KING.

147. ME.

148. HIM.

149. NOT YOU.

150. HIM.

151. LOOKS LIKE ROBBIE'S

152. GOT SOME TROUBLE.

153. YEAH.

154. DO YOU WANNA SPLIT SOME SOUP?

155. HAVEN'T YOU GUYS SEEN

156. ROBBIE'S HAMBONE VIDEO?

157. YEAH, WE'VE SEEN IT.

158. MADE ME SICK.

159. JAROLD COULD HAMBONE

160. BETTER THAN YOU

161. WHEN HE WAS NINE YEARS OLD.

162. WAIT... WHO'S JAROLD?

163. I AM!

164. HE IS.

165. ALL DAY.

166. MY BROTHER DRINKS MILK

167. ALL DAY.

168. AND HE'S ALLERGIC TO DAIRY,

169. SO... NOT GOOD.

170. LISTEN, FELLAS...

171. I... I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.

172. WELL, YOU GOT IT.

173. OUTSIDE. YOU AND ME.

174. I'M NOT GONNA GO OUT

175. INTO THE NIGHT

176. WITH THE TWO OF YOU.

177. THEN I GUESS YOU NEED

178. TO BE CONVINCED.

179. GIVE HIS GIRL A TORNADO.

180. WHAT'S A TORNADO?

181. EWWWWW, THAT WAS SO WEIRD!

182. OKAY FIRST OF ALL...

183. SHE'S NOT MY GIRL.

184. UNLESS YOU WANNA BE.

185. I'M GOOD.

186. YOU BETTER COME OUTSIDE...

187. OR ELSE

188. HE'S GONNA GIVE HER ANOTHER ONE.

189. LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE.

190. ANDRE, JADE...

191. ROBBIE WENT OUTSIDE

192. ALONE WITH THOSE TWO BOYS.

193. DON'T WORRY,

194. WE GOT HIS BACK, C'MON.

195. DUDE—

196. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

197. FIGHT! FIGHT—

198. HO HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!

199. YOU BOYS WANNA FIGHT ROBBIE...

200. YOU GOTTA FIGHT ME, TOO.

201. UM, WOULD IT BE OKAY

202. IF THEY FOUGHT JUST YOU?

203. HEY, IDIOTS.

204. YES?

205. 'SUP?

206. MY BOY HERE

207. DON'T WANNA FIGHT SHAPIRO.

208. THEN UH, HOW COME

209. WE'RE NOT ALL BACK IN THERE

210. EATIN' SUSHI?

211. 'CAUSE WE'RE ABOUT

212. TO HAVE OURSELVES A HAMBONE OFF.

213. MY THIRD GRADE TEACHER'S NAME

214. WAS MISTER BONOFF.

215. HE DIED.

216. C'MON, LET'S HAMBONE!

217. YEAH! WHOO!

218. JADE — BRING ME THAT CRATE.

219. CAT, BRING HIM THAT CRATE.

220. KAY KAY.

221. WHERE'S TORI?

222. MAYBE SHE'S

223. IN THE RESTROOM NAPPING.

224. ALL RIGHT!

225. STANDARD INTERNATIONAL

226. HAMBONE RULES APPLY.

227. CALL IT.

228. QUARTER.

229. YEAH, WE KNOW IT'S A QUARTER!

230. HEADS OR TAILS?

231. WHO CAN TELL?

232. IT WAS FLIPPING THROUGH THE AIR

233. SO FAST!

234. HE CALLS HEADS.

235. YAY, HEADS!

236. IT'S TAILS.

237. JAROLD GOES FIRST.

238. READYYYYYYY...

239. HAMBONE!

240. ALL RIGHT.

241. YEAH!

242. WHOO!

243. YEAH!

244. GO ROBBIE!

245. OH YEAH!

246. OH YEAH, BABY.

247. JAROLD WINS!

248. AGAIN!

249. THE REAL—

250. YEAH!

251. —HAMBONE KING.

252. BOOF!

253. C'MON ROB.

254. LET'S GO BACK INSIDE.

255. NO.

256. ROBBIE, COME ON.

257. YEAH, WE'LL GET YOU SOME ICE

258. FOR YOUR... INJURIES.

259. NO. JUST LEAVE ME HERE

260. ON THE DIRTY GROUND

261. WHERE I BELONG.

262. OKAY.

263. HEY.

264. WHO'S THERE?

265. A FRIEND.

266. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

267. SURE.

268. WHAT DO YOU KNOW

269. ABOUT HAMBONING?

270. TOO MUCH.

271. ROBBIE...

272. COME ON, MAN, IT'S...

273. COME ON, ROB, IT'S NOT SO BAD...

274. OKAY, BIG DEAL,

275. YOU LOST A HAMBONE COMPETITION.

276. BUT IT'S OVER.

277. AND IT'S NOT LIKE

278. THE WHOLE WORLD SAW IT.

279. UH-HUH!

280. IT'S ALL OVER THE INTERNET.

281. HOW'D IT GET

282. ON THE INTERNET?

283. I MIGHT'VE UPLOADED IT.

284. AWWW.

285. WHY DO YOU GUYS

286. NEED SLIPPERS?

287. GRAB THE CAT.

288. YEP.

289. YAY, I'M A KITE!

290. ENJOY.

291. NOW YOU CAN TAP

292. 'TIL YOUR FEET FALL OFF.

293. JUST OPEN IT!

294. HEY.

295. WHY ARE YOU HERE?

296. ANDRE TEXTED ME

297. AND SAID ROBBIE GOT HURT,

298. SO I BROUGHT A WATERMELON.

299. WHY?

300. ROBBIE LOVES WATERMELONS.

301. OKAY...

302. SOMEBODY TURN ON THE TV.

303. I'LL DO IT

304. BUT ONLY 'CAUSE I WANT TO.

305. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?

306. JUST WATCH.

307. OH DARN,

308. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S NO PLACE

309. FOR ME TO SIT.

310. OH, WELL.

311. AWWW, THAT LITTLE GIRL

312. LOOKS JUST LIKE TORI.

313. THAT LITTLE GIRL IS TORI.

314. SEVEN YEARS AGO.

315. FOR REAL?

316. NO WAY.

317. THAT'S GROSS.

318. WOW, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD.

319. THAT'S SOME TOP-NOTCH

320. HAMBONING.

321. WE WERE TOP-NOTCH.

322. WHO WAS THE LITTLE BOY?

323. JAROLD.

324. JAROLD ARDBEG.

325. THE MEAN KID

326. WHO OUT-HAMBONED ROBBIE TONIGHT!

327. OH.

328. THAT PRE-TURD?

329. HIS NAME IS JAROLD ARDBEG?

330. WE WERE THE BEST

331. BOY-GIRL HAMBONE TEAM

332. IN THE WESTERN UNITED STATES.

333. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO COMPETE

334. IN THE NATIONALS.

335. DO I HAVE TO HEAR

336. THIS STORY AGAIN?

337. SHH.

338. GO ON.

339. JAROLD WAS JEALOUS OF ME

340. BECAUSE EVERYONE KNEW

341. THAT I WAS BETTER AT HAMBONING

342. THAN HE WAS.

343. IT DROVE HIM CRAZY.

344. HE STARTED

345. BEING REALLY MEAN TO ME.

346. HE EVEN WAZZED

347. IN MY YELLO KITTY PURSE.

348. AND THEN ONE DAY I...

349. WHAT HAPPENED?

350. I...

351. I CAUGHT HIM HAMMING

352. WITH SUZY MACALLAN.

353. OH.

354. ALL RIGHT...

355. ALL RIGHT... WAIT A SECOND HERE.

356. IF YOU'RE BETTER THAN JAROLD,

357. THEN LET'S CHALLENGE HIM

358. TO A HAMBONE-OFF.

359. YOU CAN AVENGE MY DEFEAT!

360. YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

361. OH, NO... NO, NO, I CAN'T.

362. I HAVEN'T HAMBONED IN YEARS.

363. BUT JAROLD HAS NEVER STOPPED —

364. IT'S HIS WHOLE LIFE.

365. I COULD NEVER BEAT HIM NOW.

366. THEN TRAIN ME.

367. TRAIN ME TO HAMBONE BETTER

368. THAN JAROLD ARDBEG.

369. HOW BAD DO YOU WANT THIS?

370. LIKE, ON A SCALE

371. OF ONE TO TEN?

372. MAYBE EIGHT? EIGHT-AND-A-HALF?

373. THEN I'LL DO IT.

374. OKAY ROBBIE.

375. YOUR RHYTHM'S A LITTLE LOOSE.

376. SO WE GOTTA TIGHTEN THAT UP.

377. GOTTA TIGHTEN YOUR RHYTHM.

378. 'KAY.

379. NOW, YOU AND I ARE GONNA DO

380. THE HAMBONE ROUTINE

381. I TAUGHT YOU YESTERDAY —

382. BUT WE'RE GONNA DO IT

383. TO THE RHYTHM

384. OF CAT'S TAP DANCING.

385. FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT!

386. GOOD! GOOD!

387. LET'S KEEP IT GOIN'!

388. NICE!

389. WHY'D YOU STOP?

390. I... I NEED TO GET SOME AIR.

391. THERE'S AIR IN HERE.

392. I DON'T WANT YOUR AIR!

393. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY AIR?

394. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

395. NOTHING.

396. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

397. I'M AFRAID!

398. ALRIGHT,

399. YOU WANNA HEAR ME SAY IT?

400. YOU WANNA BREAK ME DOWN?

401. I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA LOSE

402. TO JAROLD AGAIN

403. AND HUMILIATE MYSELF.

404. YOU CAN BEAT HIM

405. IF YOU WANT IT BAD ENOUGH.

406. WHO ARE WE KIDDING?

407. HE'S THE BEST HAMBONER

408. IN THE COUNTRY!

409. WHAT AM I?

410. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE?

411. A COWARD?

412. OR DO YOU WANNA BE

413. THE HAMBONE KING AGAIN?

414. I NEVER WAS THE HAMBONE KING!

415. DON'T YOU GET IT?

416. I WAS A FAKE! A JOKE!

417. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY

418. OF EATING HAM FROM A BONE!

419. HUH?

420. FORGET IT.

421. WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS?

422. WHAT'S THE POINT OF ANYTHING?

423. I MEAN,

424. THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION...

425. IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE BAD WRITING.

426. SO YOU WANNA QUIT?

427. YOU WANNA JUST WALK AWAY

428. FROM A CHALLENGE

429. 'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO SCARED

430. AND NERDY?

431. NERDY?

432. I'M SORRY,

433. THAT JUST SLIPPED OUT.

434. YOU HAVE TO TRY.

435. YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR BEST.

436. AND THEN... IF YOU LOSE...

437. AT LEAST YOU'LL KNOW

438. THAT YOU GAVE HAMBONING

439. EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT.

440. IF I DO TRY MY BEST...

441. DO YOU THINK I HAVE A SHOT

442. AT OUT-HAMBONING JAROLD ARDBEG?

443. I THINK YOU CAN BE ANYTHING

444. YOU WANNA BE.

445. EVEN YOUR BOYFRIEND?

446. OH GOD NO.

447. SO...?

448. LET'S HAMBONE.

449. NOW, SWITCH!

450. NICE.

451. USE THOSE WRISTS.

452. YES!

453. OH.

454. AND SLAP IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

455. YES.

456. AND STOP!

457. YOU'RE READY.

458. HE'S READY.

459. I'M READY.

460. THANKS.

461. WHEN HE BECOME

462. A WORLD FAMOUS HAMBONE MAN,

463. YOU TALK ABOUT MY RESTAURANT

464. WHEN YOU GO

465. ON THE JIMMY FALLON SHOW.

466. HEY, LOOKS LIKE SHAPIRO

467. AIN'T GONNA SHOW UP.

468. YEAH, WELL, I SAY HEY!

469. ROBBIE'LL BE HERE!

470. YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT.

471. YOU REALLY THINK HE'S COMIN'?

472. I HAVE NO IDEA.

473. WELL, HE'S LATE,

474. AND ME AND THE KING

475. GOTTA CATCH—

476. HEY, IDIOTS —

477. YOU WANNA TALK OR HAMBONE?

478. TORI VEGA.

479. WHAT UP, JAROLD?

480. STILL MAD ABOUT ME

481. AND SUZY MACALLAN?

482. YOU STILL PICK YOUR NOSE

483. AND EAT IT?

484. DON'T WASTE

485. YOUR BREATH ON HER, KING.

486. OHHH, HI MERL.

487. I SEE YOU'RE STILL

488. SNIFFIN' JAROLD'S BUTT.

489. HEY, THAT WAS A DARE!

490. OH.

491. THIS HAMBONE BATTLE

492. IS REALLY SCARY.

493. WE'RE ABOUT TO WATCH

494. TWO NERDS COMPETE

495. BY SLAPPING THEMSELVES.

496. I THINK WE'LL BE OKAY.

497. JAROLD CAN GO FIRST.

498. ALL RIIIIGHT. IT'S ON!

499. LIKE A GAME OF MAH JONGG!

500. PLEASE, LET ME DO

501. THE COOL TALK.

502. GOOD LUCK, ROBBIE!

503. READY?

504. I'M CERTAINLY READY!

505. BRING IT!

506. HAMBONE!

507. LOOK AT ROBBIE WORK!

508. HE'S DOING GREAT!

509. HE'S GONNA TAKE HIM!

510. OH!

511. OH YEAH! YEAH BABY!

512. YES! YES! YES! YES!

513. WAIT! WAIT A SECOND...

514. YOU THREW THIS SUSHI AT HIM.

515. DID NOT.

516. DID TOO!

517. YOU THREW IT

518. AND MESSED UP HIS RHYTHM!

519. I— I CAN GO AGAIN.

520. NO WAY, IT'S OVER.

521. YOU CHEATED.

522. STILL A SORE LOSER, VEGA.

523. SO UH, ANY A'YOU

524. OTHER PRE-TURDS WANNA TAKE ON

525. THE HAMBONE KING?

526. HEY!

527. I'LL TAKE ON

528. THE HAMBONE "KING".

529. WAIT, TORI,

530. YOU HAVEN'T HAMBONED

531. IN SEVEN YEARS.

532. WELL, NOW I HAVE A REASON.

533. CALL IT.

534. HAMBONE!

535. COME ON, BRING IT UP.

536. MISBONE! HE MISBONED!

537. THE NEW HAMBONE KING—

538. QUEEN!

539. QUEEN!

540. HEY... HEY... HEY...

541. WHAT?

542. BLOW BACK!

543. MMM...

544. HOW BAD DO YOU WANT THIS?

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