Victorious 4x12

Directed by Adam Weissman

Aylya Marzolf as Back-Up Singer #2 • Eric Lange as Erwin Sikowitz • Michael Eric Reid as Sinjin Van Cleef • Joe Camareno as Carl

Tori worries she will forget the lyrics when she is invited to sing the national anthem at a televised basketball game.

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1. NOW, I TOLD YOU,

2. THE ANSWER IS NO!

3. BUT, DAD!

4. ALL MY FRIENDS GOT CARS

5. FOR THEIR SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAYS!

6. THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!

7. DAD! DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME!

8. DADDY!

9. SIKOWITZ...

10. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

11. OH NO, KEEP SQUATTING —

12. YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

13. BUT IT'S HARD TO ACT

14. AND SQUAT AT THE SAME TIME.

15. HEY... SIKOWITZ...

16. WHAT DOES THE WORD

17. "PERILOUS" MEAN?

18. PERILOUS.

19. WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE

20. "PEAR-LESS",

21. WHICH WOULD MEAN

22. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PEARS.

23. OR ANY PRODUCTS

24. FROM THE PEAR STORE...

25. BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

26. BECAUSE YOU HAVE THAT PHONE

27. YOU GOT ALL—

28. Y'KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT.

29. HEY! SQUAT!

30. CAN I ALSO SQUAT?

31. WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN.

32. I DON'T UNDERSTAND

33. WHY WE HAVE TO DO THIS SCENE

34. LIKE THIS.

35. LOOK, THERE ARE MANY

36. DIFFERENT TYPES OF THEATER.

37. THERE'S REALISM,

38. THERE'S EXPRESSIONISM,

39. ABSURDISM...

40. AND THERE'S SQUATALISM.

41. IT'S TRUE.

42. IT SAYS RIGHT HERE THAT

43. SQUATALISTIC THEATER

44. WAS ORIGINALLY PERFORMED

45. BY THE ANCIENT GREEKS

46. AS A WAY OF PLEASING

47. THE MYTHICAL GOD, SQUATROS.

48. LOOK, DO YOU WANT US

49. TO SQUAT OR WADDLE?

50. PICK ONE.

51. YOU DO BOTH —

52. IT'S CALLED "SQUADDLING".

53. ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE IT FROM—

54. HEY — WHAT DOES IT MEAN

55. IF SOMETHING IS "SPANGLED"?

56. DANG IT, TORI —

57. I ONLY WANT TO ANSWER

58. SQUAT-RELATED QUESTIONS!

59. IS IT MY TURN TO SQUAT?

60. NO!

61. COME ON, CAT,

62. YOU TAKE MY PLACE.

63. OKAY!

64. YAY, WE'RE SQUAT BUDDIES.

65. HEY, WHAT DOES "O'ER" MEAN

66. — O APOSTROPHE E R?

67. WHY ARE YOU ASKING

68. THESE INFERNAL QUESTIONS?

69. 'CUZ I'M SINGING

70. THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

71. AT THE NORTHRIDGE

72. COLLEGE BASKETBALL GAME

73. TOMORROW NIGHT.

74. WOO!

75. DON'T FORGET THE LYRICS.

76. WHY WOULD I FORGET

77. THE LYRICS?

78. 'CUZ LOTSA PEOPLE DO.

79. TRUE CHIZ.

80. IT'S A TOUGH SONG TO SING.

81. I'M NOT GONNA FORGET

82. THE LYRICS —

83. AND EVEN IF I DO, SO WHAT?

84. SO WHAT?

85. IT'S EMBARRASSING TO MESS UP

86. THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

87. IT'S HUMILIATING.

88. IT RUINS YOUR LIFE.

89. THE VIDEO ENDS UP

90. ON THE INTERNET —

91. THEN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

92. WATCH IT... OVER AND OVER...

93. AND THEN LAUGH AT YOU...

94. OVER AND OVER.

95. LIKE THAT GIRL

96. AT THE HOCKEY GAME...

97. RIGHT, IN BOSTON.

98. I SAW THAT VIDEO.

99. EVERYONE SAW IT.

100. INSTEAD OF SINGING

101. "AND THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE"

102. SHE SANG

103. "AND THE COCKPITS RED HAIR".

104. SHE GOT LAUGHED AT SO HARD

105. SHE HAD TO LEAVE TOWN.

106. I'M NOT GONNA FORGET

107. THE WORDS.

108. BY THE DAWNS EARLY RAMPARTS

109. SO GALLANTLY BRAVE ROCKETS.

110. STOP IT!

111. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.

112. UHHH...

113. WHY ARE YOU WALKING SO FUNNY?

114. 'CUZ MY THIGHS HURT

115. FROM SQUATTING.

116. OH.

117. DO YOU WANT SOME THIGH CREAM?

118. NO.

119. HEY...

120. LOOK, SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN.

121. WHY WOULD A YOUNG

122. TEENAGE GIRL

123. NEED A SUPPLY OF SOFT DRINKS?

124. CAT'S BEEN ACTING WEIRD

125. LATELY.

126. LIKE... SINJIN WEIRD.

127. YOU KNOW, THIS MORNING

128. I SAW HER BRUSHING HER TEETH

129. HERE IN THE GIRLS' BATHROOM.

130. WHY WERE YOU

131. IN THE GIRLS' BATHROOM?

132. ARE WE TALKING ABOUT CAT

133. OR NOT?

134. Y'KNOW, LATE LAST NIGHT,

135. MY MOM AND I

136. WERE DRIVING BY HERE,

137. AND I SAW CAT'S BIKE

138. PARKED AT THE BIKE RACK.

139. WEIRD. I WONDER WHAT'S UP.

140. LET'S ASK HER.

141. HEY, CAT...

142. HEY...

143. HIIII.

144. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

145. I SAW YOU HERE

146. EARLY THIS MORNING,

147. AND JADE SAYS

148. SHE SAW YOU HERE LAST NIGHT—

149. EVERYTHING IS NORMAL!

150. CAT!

151. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

152. 'SCUSE ME!

153. PLEASE MOVE, LADY! GUYS!

154. YOU'RE IN THE WAY! HEY! WAIT!

155. GET HER! CAT! WAIT!

156. WHY ARE YOU RUNNING SO FAST?

157. STRAY SODAS! YES!

158. SHE WENT IN HERE!

159. SLOW DOWN, YOU'RE SO FAST!

160. CAT! CAT, WHERE ARE YOU?

161. HERE, KITTY KITTY!

162. WHERE IS SHE?

163. I SAW HER RUN IN HERE.

164. YOU KNOW,

165. YOU'RE STILL WALKING

166. A LITTLE BOW-LEGGED.

167. ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT

168. SOME THIGH CREAM?

169. I THOUGHT IT WAS

170. "TWILIGHT'S LAST BEAMING".

171. NO — IT'S GLEAMING.

172. I THINK IT'S BEAMING.

173. WELL, IT'S NOT.

174. OH.

175. MOM, PLEASE DON'T CONFUSE ME,

176. I'M ALREADY TERRIFIED!

177. OF WHAT?

178. FORGETTING THE LYRICS!

179. THERE'S TV CAMERAS HERE

180. AND A MILLION CELL PHONES

181. AND I DON'T WANNA MESS UP

182. AND BE HUMILIATED!

183. THEN YOU BETTER NOT

184. FORGET THE LYRICS.

185. MOM!

186. OH. HIIII.

187. YOU RUN FAST.

188. REAL FAST.

189. OH, THANKS, YOU GUYS,

190. BYEEEEEE.

191. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?

192. UM...

193. HEY HEY,

194. THEY'RE ABOUT TO INTRODUCE TORI!

195. OH, DANG,

196. I GOTTA GO WATCH TORI NOW.

197. EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO TORI!

198. NO MORE QUESTIONS FOR CAT!

199. WELCOME TO MALKOFF ARENA,

200. HOME OF THE NORTHRIDGE COLLEGE

201. SAINT BERNARDS!

202. AND NOW,

203. BACK FROM THE VETERINARIAN

204. AND FRESHLY NEUTERED...

205. LET'S WELCOME

206. OUR BELOVED MASCOT,

207. BUCK THE SAINT BERNARD!

208. NOW, PLEASE RISE

209. FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM,

210. PERFORMED TONIGHT

211. BY LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT

212. TORI VEGA!

213. DON'T FORGET THE LYRICS, KID.

214. WOO!

215. YEAH!

216. YAY.

217. THIS IS GONNA BE AMAZING.

218. YAY, TORI.

219. I DON'T KNOW

220. WHY THEY DIDN'T ASK ME

221. TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

222. I DO.

223. ME TOO.

224. I GET IT.

225. YOU SING LIKE A BANSHEE.

226. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE SINGER.

227. OH, SHUT UP!

228. I THINK IT'S BEAMING.

229. SHE'S DOIN' GREAT.

230. SHE'S A'IGHT.

231. NO! BUCK!

232. WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

233. OH MY CHIZ.

234. TORI! OH, MY GOD!

235. WELL,

236. SHE REMEMBERED ALL THE WORDS.

237. YAY.

238. YOU WERE ON TV.

239. WE SAW YOU.

240. CONGRATULATIONS.

241. YOU DID IT.

242. HEH HEH! YOU GOT DOG-DRAGGED.

243. WHY ARE THEY ALL HERE?

244. MOM INVITED THEM.

245. I WANTED YOUR FRIENDS

246. TO BE HERE...

247. TO CONGRATULATE YOU,

248. AND CELEBRATE.

249. I DIDN'T KNOW

250. YOU WERE GONNA MESS UP THE SONG.

251. I DIDN'T MESS UP THE SONG!

252. I WAS ATTACKED BY A GIANT DOG.

253. WHO I THINK WANTED ME

254. TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.

255. HEY, TORI...

256. WHAT?

257. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME?

258. THAT SOMEONE ALREADY POSTED

259. THE VIDEO OF ME ONLINE?

260. NO.

261. ABOUT 50 PEOPLE

262. HAVE POSTED IT ONLINE.

263. HEH.

264. OH, MY GOD.

265. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST FINISH

266. SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM,

267. AND THEN GET DRAGGED BY THE DOG?

268. WHY DON'T YOU ASK

269. THE PSYCHOTIC DOG

270. WHO DRAGGED ME ACROSS THE FLOOR

271. LIKE A CHEW TOY?

272. ULCH, I MUST HAVE LOOKED

273. SO RIDICULOUS.

274. WELL HERE, I HAVE IT CUED UP

275. ON THE DVR, TAKE A LOOK.

276. NO, I DON'T WANNA WATCH

277. MYSELF...

278. SORRY.

279. I FEEL SO EMBARRASSED

280. AND HUMILIATED.

281. WELL, THIS HAS BEEN

282. A GREAT PARTY.

283. GUYS, I THINK TORI

284. WANTS TO BE ALONE.

285. YEAH. MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GO.

286. YEAH, LET'S GO.

287. IT'S BEEN REAL.

288. OKAY.

289. TIME TO GET OUT.

290. LATER, TORI.

291. YOU GOOD.

292. SORRY, GUYS.

293. HEY... YOU WANT ME AND ROBBIE

294. TO GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME?

295. UH... YEAH.

296. YOU COULD JUST DROP ME OFF

297. AT SCHOOL.

298. SCHOOL?

299. BUT IT'S NIGHTTIME.

300. WOW.

301. YOU SURE DO KNOW ABOUT TIME.

302. HURRY.

303. RELAX.

304. HERE, I'LL HELP YOU.

305. DON'T PUSH ME.

306. DON'T PUSH ME!

307. OKAY, OKAY!

308. HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE

309. A FLASHLIGHT, DO YOU?

310. NO.

311. WAIT...

312. YES.

313. DID YOU SEE THAT?

314. YEAH,

315. SHE WENT UP THAT LADDER.

316. HERE, I'LL HELP YOU.

317. STOP IT!

318. OW!

319. SHE IN THERE?

320. LET'S FIND OUT.

321. WAIT! I'M SCARED.

322. I SAW A MOVIE ONCE

323. WHERE TWO TEENAGERS JUST LIKE US

324. WERE IN A SITUATION

325. JUST LIKE THIS

326. AND WHEN THEY WENT IN—

327. ROBBIE, ROBBIE, ROBBIE...

328. YEAH?

329. IF YOU DON'T TAKE

330. YOUR HANDS OFF ME

331. IN THE NEXT TWO SECONDS,

332. YOU WON'T HAVE HANDS.

333. ONE... TWO

334. CAT?

335. TURN IT BACK ON.

336. YOU GUYS WANT SOME CORN NUTS?

337. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

338. I'LL HAVE SOME CORN NUTS.

339. CAT...

340. WELL, I GUESS I KINDA...

341. LIVE HERE NOW.

342. WHY ARE YOU LIVING

343. IN A TINY ROOM

344. IN THE ATTIC OF OUR SCHOOL?

345. WELL...

346. YOU KNOW HOW MY BROTHER

347. IS KINDA WEIRD?

348. UH, YEAH.

349. YOU'VE MENTIONED THAT.

350. WELL, MY PARENTS TOOK HIM

351. TO THIS SPECIAL PLACE IN IDAHO,

352. WHERE DOCTORS CAN MAKE SURE

353. HE GETS LOTS OF

354. "MENTAL RELAXATION"...

355. AND CAN'T ESCAPE.

356. WELL...

357. HOW LONG ARE YOUR PARENTS

358. GONNA BE WITH YOUR BROTHER

359. IN IDAHO?

360. BETWEEN SIX MONTHS

361. AND TWO YEARS.

362. TWO YEARS?

363. WHAT?

364. MY BROTHER'S

365. PRETTY MESSED UP.

366. OKAY, BUT WHY HAVE YOU BEEN

367. SLEEPING HERE AT SCHOOL?

368. 'CUZ! MY PARENTS WANTED ME

369. TO STAY WITH MY UNCLE WALTER

370. AND AUNT PEARL BUT THEY'RE MEAN.

371. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM?

372. EVERYTHING!

373. THEY DON'T LIKE MY RED HAIR,

374. THEY ONLY EAT VEGETABLES,

375. THEY SAID I CAN'T HAVE

376. UNLIMITED TEXTING,

377. AND THEY WON'T LET ME

378. FLUSH THE TOILET

379. UNLESS IT'S

380. "ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY".

381. SO... YOU RAN AWAY?

382. UH-HUH. I LIVE HERE NOW.

383. OH, C'MON — YOU HAVE TO HAVE

384. SOME OTHER RELATIVE

385. YOU CAN LIVE WITH.

386. WHAT ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER?

387. YEAH, WHAT DO YOU CALL HER?

388. NONA?

389. I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE

390. WITH MY NONA.

391. BUT SHE MOVED AWAY — TO ITALY.

392. WELL, YOU CAN'T LIVE HERE.

393. NO WAY.

394. WHY? I'VE GOT THIS ROPE...

395. THESE EXTRA LONG

396. EXTENSION CORDS...

397. A LIGHT BULB...

398. SO, IT'S NOT SO BAD.

399. EXCEPT WHEN THE GIANT MICE

400. JUMP DOWN FROM THE CEILING.

401. GIANT MICE?

402. OH, MY GOD.

403. HOW OFTEN DO THEY JUMP DOWN

404. FROM THE CEIL—

405. AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!

406. YO, TORI!

407. HEY, TORI.

408. OH. HEY, GUYS.

409. DID YOU SEE

410. THE CHRIS BURM SHOW LAST NIGHT?

411. NO. I WAS BUSY,

412. CRYING IN MY BATHTUB.

413. SHOW HER.

414. NO, I REALLY DON'T WANNA

415. SEE THIS—

416. YEAH, YOU DO.

417. LOOK AT THIS.

418. AND THEN,

419. THIS ENORMOUS DOG

420. STARTS DRAGGING HER

421. ALL OVER THE PLACE.

422. I FEEL BAD FOR HER.

423. SO, TORI VEGA,

424. IF YOU'RE OUT THERE,

425. COME BE ON MY SHOW ANY TIME —

426. WE'LL LET YA SING

427. ANY SONG YOU WANT.

428. OH, MY GOD, I'M DOING IT!

429. EHHH...

430. YA MIGHT WANNA THINK

431. ABOUT THAT.

432. WHY?

433. THAT CHRIS BURM GUY —

434. I DON'T KNOW IF I TRUST HIM.

435. SOMETIMES HE MAKES FUN

436. OF HIS GUESTS.

437. SO?

438. THE WHOLE WORLD'S

439. ALREADY MAKING FUN OF ME.

440. C'MON.

441. NOBODY HERE'S

442. MAKIN' FUN OF YOU.

443. BARK! BARK!

444. HEYYYY! LOOK AT ME! I'M TORI!

445. SO, TORI, TELL US...

446. WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED

447. OUT THERE?

448. DOES THAT DOG

449. HATE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?

450. I DUNNO.

451. MAYBE HE'S CANADIAN.

452. WELL, NOW,

453. WE'RE GONNA LET YOU

454. SHOW THIS AUDIENCE

455. WHAT YOU CAN REALLY DO.

456. I KNOW, I'M SO PSYCHED —

457. I'M GONNA SING

458. A BRAND NEW SONG I WROTE,

459. CALLED "BAD BOYS."

460. YES, YOU ARE.

461. BUT FIRST...

462. WE'VE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE

463. FOR YA.

464. OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS IT?

465. NAH NAH, DON'T GET NERVOUS.

466. BRING HIM OUT.

467. NOW, THIS IS BUCK,

468. THE ACTUAL DOG THAT DRAGGED YOU

469. AROUND THE OTHER NIGHT.

470. YES, I REMEMBER HIM.

471. WELL, SINCE YOU'RE GETTING

472. A SECOND CHANCE TO SING,

473. WE THOUGHT WE SHOULD GIVE

474. OL' BUCK HERE A SECOND CHANCE

475. TO LISTEN POLITELY —

476. YA HEAR THAT, BUCK?

477. NO SHENANIGANS.

478. HA HA HA HA.

479. BUT WHAT IF HE—

480. NO WORRIES.

481. THIS TIME,

482. WE'RE GONNA TIE HIS LEASH DOWN

483. SO HE CAN'T GETCHA.

484. OH — OKAY.

485. ALL RIGHT,

486. TORI'S GONNA GO GET READY

487. TO SING HER SONG,

488. AND WE'LL BE BACK FOR THAT,

489. RIGHT AFTER

490. THIS SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK.

491. SHHHH SHHHH.

492. OKAY.

493. WE DIDN'T REALLY GO

494. TO COMMERCIAL.

495. WE'RE GONNA PLAY

496. A LITTLE PRANK ON TORI.

497. SEE, WHEN TORI'S UP HERE,

498. SINGING HER SONG...

499. WE'RE GONNA REPLACE THE REAL DOG

500. WITH THIS STUFFED DOG...

501. NOW, THIS STUFFED DOG

502. IS FILLED WITH SPAGHETTI...

503. AAAAND...

504. WE'RE ALSO GONNA SHOVE

505. ONE A'THESE INSIDE HIM.

506. NOW THIS IS A Z-4 SQUIB —

507. THE KIND THEY USE IN THE MOVIES

508. TO BLOW STUFF UP.

509. TOTALLY SAFE, BUT...

510. AT THE END OF TORI'S SONG,

511. I'M GONNA PRESS THIS...

512. WHICH IS GOING

513. TO MAKE THIS DOG BLOW UP,

514. AND TORI'LL GET COVERED

515. IN DOGGIE SPAGHETTI-GUTS.

516. GIMME ALL YOUR... THREES.

517. GO FLUSH.

518. IT'S FISH.

519. ROBBIE, I'M BORED —

520. I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANYMORE.

521. ALL RIGHT.

522. WELL, DO YOU WANNA PLAY

523. SOMETHING ELSE?

524. LIKE WHAT?

525. ARRRRGGGGHHHH!

526. NOOOO!

527. ROBBIE, YOU CAN JUST GO HOME,

528. I'LL BE FINE HERE.

529. NO! I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU

530. IN THIS LITTLE, TINY ROOM

531. BY YOURSELF,

532. WITH RATS IN THE CEILING.

533. CAT...

534. GRAB YOUR STUFF,

535. WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE.

536. TO WHERE?

537. TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S

538. APARTMENT.

539. BUT I TOLD YOU —

540. SHE MOVED TO ITALY.

541. NOOOO.

542. I CALLED YOUR PARENTS.

543. YOUR NONA MOVED TO VENICE.

544. RIGHT, THAT'S IN ITALY —

545. I LOOKED IT UP.

546. VENICE, CALIFORNIA —

547. IT'S 12 MILES FROM HERE.

548. WELL, THAT EXPLAINS

549. WHY I SAW HER AT THE MALL

550. LAST WEEKEND.

551. YOU THINK SHE'D LET ME MOVE IN

552. WITH HER IN VENICE-OF-AMERICA?

553. YES.

554. YOUR PARENTS TALKED TO NONA,

555. AND SHE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU COME

556. LIVE WITH HER.

557. REALLY?

558. WELL, I'LL JUST LIVE THERE THEN.

559. OKAY, WE'RE BACK,

560. AND HERE SHE IS...

561. SINGIN' A SONG TO YOU,

562. AND THE CRAZY DOG

563. THAT DRAGGED HER

564. AROUND THE GYM FLOOR!

565. CLAP IT UP FOR TORIIII VEGAAAA!

566. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

567. THE SLAP DOT COM!

568. REALLY, THE SLAP DOT COM?

569. SLAP DOT COM.

570. ABSOLUTELY. THE SLAP DOT COM.

571. DOT COM.

572. DOT COM.

573. SLAP.

574. NOT DOT GOV?

575. DOT COM.

576. THE SLAP DOT COM.

577. NOT DOT ORG.

578. SHOULD THEY GO THERE?

579. NO. YES!

580. YES!

581. AHH!

582. WHAT?

583. SLAP DOT COM.

584. SLAP DOT COM.

585. HEH HEH HEH.

586. RUN OVER THERE.

587. SLAP.

588. AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

589. DOT COM.

590. SLAP IT.

591. SLAP...

592. HARDER.

593. DOT COM.

594. MMM...

595. IS IT MY TURN TO SQUAT?

596. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY AEGIS RAPIDTEXT