Victorious 3x8

Directed by

Laci Carriere as Little Girl • Darsan Solomon as Burf • Michael Eric Reid as Sinjin Van Cleef • Tetona Jackson as Dancer

When a movie shoot causes a traffic jam, interfering with Tori's morning commute, she asks each of her friends for help taking her to school. Cat becomes obsessed with a new app called "Tap It" which provides coupons.

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1. HEY MOM.

2. 'MORNING SWEETIE.

3. MMMM... WHAT SMELLS SO GOOD?

4. I MADE A GORGEOUS

5. EGG-WHITE OMELETTE

6. WITH MUSHROOMS AND SPINACH

7. AND FRESHLY CHOPPED TOMATOES

8. FROM OUR BACKYARD.

9. DO YOU WANT ONE?

10. SURE.

11. STOVE'S RIGHT THERE.

12. BUT... I THOUGHT YOU MEANT...

13. THERE'S NO MORE EGGS.

14. OH RIGHT.

15. I CAN'T MAKE AN OMELETTE

16. WITHOUT EGGS.

17. YEAH, I CAN'T ARGUE

18. WITH THAT.

19. GUESS I'LL JUST SUCK

20. ON THIS TOMATO SKIN.

21. I ALREADY DID.

22. BWAAAHHHNNN!

23. NYAAAHHHNNN!

24. MWEEEHHHNNN!

25. GWAAAHHHNNN!

26. YOUR SINGING'S NOT

27. GETTING BETTER.

28. I'M DOING VOCAL WARM-UPS.

29. IT'S WHAT REAL SINGERS DO.

30. UH-OH!

31. GIRLS, YOU BETTER HURRY

32. OR YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE

33. FOR SCHOOL.

34. WE HAVE TONS OF TIME.

35. UNH-UH.

36. THEY'RE SHOOTING SOME MOVIE

37. RIGHT DOWN THE STREET.

38. SO?

39. SO TO GET TO SCHOOL,

40. TRINA'S GONNA HAVE TO GO UP

41. TO MULHOLLAND

42. AND TAKE THE LONG WAY.

43. THAT'S A FORTY-MINUTE DRIVE!

44. I BETTER GO GET DRESSED.

45. BWAAAHHHNNN!

46. NYAAAHHHNNN!

47. MOM, MOM, YOU GOTTA DRIVE ME

48. TO SCHOOL.

49. I CAN'T.

50. YOU HAVE TO!

51. WHAT'S WRONG WITH TRINA?

52. WHAT ISN'T WRONG WITH TRINA?

53. YOU KNOW — YOU MADE HER!

54. BUT TRINA ALWAYS DRIVES YOU

55. TO SCHOOL.

56. IT'S USUALLY

57. A FIVE-MINUTE RIDE!

58. I CAN HANDLE FIVE MINUTES

59. TRAPPED IN A CAR WITH TRINA,

60. BUT NOT FORTY!

61. BABY...

62. NO. MOM, I CAN'T!

63. YOU'LL BE FINE...

64. NO. I...

65. OH, SHHH...

66. I LOVE TRINA

67. BUT SHE'S SO IRRITATING...

68. YOU'LL BE OKAY.

69. NO, MOM, MOM, MOM.

70. SHHH. IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

71. I WISH I COULD DRIVE MYSELF.

72. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET

73. YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE

74. LIKE A NORMAL TEENAGE GIRL.

75. BUT I—

76. SHHH...

77. I'M GONNA HELP YOU THROUGH THIS.

78. JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES...

79. NOW PUT YOUR ARMS OVER YOUR HEAD

80. AND LOCK YOUR FINGERS...

81. OKAY... NOW WHAT?

82. NOW WHAT?

83. I'M ALONE AREN'T I?

84. DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO SHAVE

85. YOUR LEGS NOW?

86. I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL

87. WITH STUBBLE.

88. WHY DIDN'T YOU SHAVE

89. YOUR LEGS BEFORE WE LEFT

90. FOR SCHOOL?

91. I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD TO LEAVE

92. FORTY MINUTES EARLY.

93. WELL, IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD

94. FOR ME...

95. OW... TRINA...

96. THAT HIT MY TONGUE...

97. OKAY. STOP.

98. YOU JUST TOE-POKED ME

99. IN THE EYE!

100. TRINA... STOP IT!

101. HEY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

102. IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SHAVE

103. MY LEGS...

104. YOU DO IT.

105. NO!

106. THEN GIVE IT BACK

107. AND I'LL DO IT.

108. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD,

109. I'LL DO IT.

110. OH, OKAY, UH, WATCH OUT

111. FOR THAT SORE.

112. THIS COULD NOT GET WORSE.

113. AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE

114. WITH THAT LEG, JUST— OKAY...

115. GET MY PIT. ALRIGHT.

116. AH, IT GOT WORSE!

117. YOU WANNA ASK HER?

118. SURE. WHAT'S IN THE BOX, CAT?

119. C BATTERIES!

120. SEE? BATTERIES!

121. AND YOU ALL GET SOME.

122. C BATTERIES FOR ANDRE...

123. C BATTERIES FOR BECK...

124. AND C BATTERIES FOR ROBBIE!

125. YOU WANNA ASK HER?

126. OKAY.

127. CAT, WHY DO YOU HAVE A GIANT BOX

128. OF C BATTERIES?

129. 'CUZ I "TAPPED IT"!

130. THE ONLINE COUPON THING?

131. YEAH!

132. YOU SAY IT "COO-PON"?

133. UH-HUH.

134. I SAY "Q-PON".

135. I SAY "COO-PON".

136. SO WHAT IS TAP IT?

137. IT'S THIS REALLY COOL

138. NEW APP!

139. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIGN UP,

140. AND THEN, ALL DAY LONG,

141. YOU GET THESE TEXTS

142. FOR THESE REALLY COOL OFFERS

143. FOR GREAT GREAT PRODUCTS

144. AT LOW-LOW PRICES!

145. SO YOU GOT A GOOD DEAL

146. ON THESE BATTERIES?

147. YEAH!

148. THEY WERE EIGHTY PERCENT OFF!

149. THAT'S ONLY TWENTY PERCENT ON!

150. ROBBIE, COME HELP ME PASS OUT

151. THESE BATTERIES!

152. WILL I GET A HUG?

153. MAYBE.

154. I'LL TAKE THAT CHANCE!

155. OH MY GOD.

156. DID YOU SWIM TO SCHOOL?

157. NO! THIS IS SWEAT!

158. EWWWWWWW.

159. ULLLCCCHHHH.

160. WHY ARE YOU ALL SWEATY?

161. 'CUZ TRINA TURNED THE HEAT UP

162. IN HER CAR ALL THE WAY!

163. WHY?

164. SHE'S DOING SOME

165. NEW KIND OF YOGA,

166. AND IT "HAS TO BE DONE"

167. IN A HUNDRED AND TWENTY DEGREE

168. HEAT!

169. SHE MADE THE CAR THAT HOT?

170. YES!

171. I TRIED TO ROLL DOWN MY WINDOW

172. BUT SHE PUSHED

173. HER LITTLE DRIVER'S SIDE BUTTON

174. THAT LOCKS IT!

175. I HATE THAT BUTTON.

176. YEAH, IT GIVES THE DRIVER

177. WAY TOO MUCH POWER.

178. WAIT...

179. YOU ONLY LIVE LIKE FIVE MINUTES

180. FROM HERE.

181. I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE SHOOTING

182. A MOVIE NEAR MY HOUSE,

183. SO WE HAVE TO TAKE

184. THE LONG WAY HERE.

185. OKAY, WELL TELL YA WHAT...

186. WHAT?

187. TOMORROW I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE

188. TO SCHOOL.

189. REALLY?

190. SURE.

191. OR YOU COULD JUST GET

192. YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE

193. LIKE A NORMAL TEENAGE GIRL.

194. YEAH,

195. YOU'RE ALMOST SEVENTEEN.

196. AND YA GOT

197. NO DRIVER'S LICENSE.

198. IT'S A LITTLE RIDICULOUS.

199. MAYBE HER MOM'LL

200. LET HER GET ONE

201. IF SHE PUTS SOME TRAININ' WHEELS

202. ON THE BACK OF THE CAR.

203. SQUEAK SQUEAK.

204. RIGHT. AND SHE WAS LIKE, UH—

205. SQUEAK SQUEAK?

206. HEY, DO YOU GUYS LIKE

207. HAIR SWEAT?

208. HUH?

209. AHHHH!

210. QUIT IT!

211. AW GROSS!

212. IT BURNS!

213. UMMM...

214. SO DO YOU THINK SIKOWITZ

215. IS GONNA MAKE US MEMORIZE

216. ALL THE—

217. HEY BECK!

218. WHAT KINDA CAR IS THIS?

219. IT'S A 67 GTO.

220. NO WAY!

221. OH MY GOD!

222. THAT'S SO HOT!

223. WHEN YOU OFFERED

224. TO PICK ME UP THIS MORNING,

225. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D HAVE

226. OTHER... PASSENGERS.

227. OH, I DIDN'T EITHER.

228. SOMETIMES GIRLS JUST SHOW UP

229. AT MY HOUSE AND ASK FOR RIDES

230. TO SCHOOL.

231. ISN'T HE SWEET?

232. LIKE CANDY.

233. YEAH!

234. SO, ARE YOU COMING WITH US

235. TO NOZU AFTER SCHOOL?

236. NO. I'M GONNA TRY TO,

237. BUT FIRST I HAVE TO FIND OUT

238. IF MY—

239. OH MY GOD, BECK, YOUR HAIR

240. SMELLS SO GOOD —

241. YOU GUYS, PLEASE SMELL

242. THIS BOY'S HAIR.

243. OH BABY!

244. I KNOW RIGHT?

245. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO

246. DO YOU USE?

247. UH, JUST SOME KIND

248. IN A BOTTLE.

249. YES. THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

250. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY GUM?

251. I DO!

252. I HAVE GUM!

253. HE WANTS GUM!

254. SO THIS IS REAL LIFE.

255. THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

256. RIGHT NOW.

257. I FOUND GUM!

258. DARN IT!

259. POOOO!

260. HERE, BECK...

261. I UNWRAPPED IT FOR YOU.

262. OOO, SO NONE OF YOU GUYS

263. ARE GONNA OFFER TO CHEW IT

264. FOR HIM?

265. I'LL CHEW IT FOR YOU!

266. I CAN TOTALLY CHEW IT!

267. MY TEETH ARE STRONG.

268. I GAVE IT TO HIM!

269. I'LL CHEW IT.

270. HEY, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED

271. TO TAKE A LEFT UP HERE?

272. OH YEAH.

273. LEAVE HIM ALONE!

274. HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING!

275. YOU DON'T OWN BECK!

276. GRUNCH!

277. DID YOU JUST CALL ME

278. A GRUNCH?

279. OH YES, I DID CALL YOU

280. A GRUNCH.

281. OKAY. THAT'S IT.

282. WHOA, WHOA... OKAY...

283. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

284. OH LOOK AT THE PRETTY TREE.

285. NOBODY WANTS TO LOOK

286. AT THE PRETTY TREE?

287. OKAY.

288. OH COME ON.

289. DRIVING WITH BECK WAS THAT BAD?

290. BAD?

291. I GOT IN A FIGHT

292. WITH FOUR IDIOTIC GIRLS!

293. MY NOSE REALLY HURTS.

294. YOU TOOK ON FOUR GIRLS?

295. YES. OH AND ONE OF 'EM BIT

296. MY ELBOW!

297. NOW I'M PROBABLY GONNA GET

298. NORTHRIDGE FEVER.

299. ANYWAY... THANKS FOR GIVING ME

300. A RIDE TO SCHOOL.

301. HEY NO PROBLEM.

302. ANY TIME YOU NEED A RIDE,

303. JUST KNOW YOU CAN CALL—

304. ANDRE!

305. I CAN'T FIND MY CONTACT LENS!

306. GRANDMA...

307. YOU DON'T WEAR CONTACTS.

308. THEN WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?

309. THEY'RE ON YOUR FACE.

310. WAS I TALKIN' TO YOU?

311. I DON'T THINK I WAS!

312. GRANDMA, PLEASE,

313. JUST EAT YOUR OATMEAL.

314. OKAY, ANDRE!

315. SO... YOUR GRANDMA RIDES

316. TO SCHOOL WITH YOU EVERY DAY?

317. YEAH.

318. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,

319. WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE YOURSELF?

320. I DON'T HAVE

321. MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.

322. GRANDMA,

323. FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST.

324. EAT YOUR MUFFIN.

325. OKAY, ANDRE!

326. I GOTTA FIND MY MUFFIN.

327. GIRL, WOULD YOU HOLD

328. MY OATMEAL FOR ME?

329. UH SURE.

330. PUT YOUR HANDS OUT.

331. OKAY.

332. WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

333. YOU SAID YOU'D HOLD

334. MY OATMEAL!

335. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST

336. HAND ME THE MUG?

337. I'M NOT LETTIN' YOU

338. TOUCH MY MUG!

339. YOU WANT A RIDE

340. TOMORROW MORNING?

341. NOPE!

342. COOL.

343. SO...

344. YOU ONLY MADE WAFFLES

345. FOR YOURSELF.

346. UH-HUH.

347. WHY, DID YOU GIRLS WANT SOME?

348. UH YEAH.

349. WE'D LOVE SOME.

350. OH. SORRY.

351. WHO TEXTED YOU?

352. ROBBIE — HE'S OUTSIDE

353. WAITING FOR ME.

354. YOU SHOULD JUST LET ME

355. DRIVE YOU TO SCHOOL.

356. NOOOO, THANK YOU.

357. ROBBIE OFFERED TO GIVE ME A RIDE

358. AND HE DOES NOT NEED ME

359. TO SHAVE HIS LEGS OR PITS...

360. SO I AM GOING WITH ROBBIE.

361. YOU SAID YOU HAD A CAR.

362. THIS IS A CAR.

363. THE CAR OF THE FUTURE.

364. UH-HUH.

365. WE JUST GOT PASSED

366. BY AN ELDERLY.

367. HA, WELL YOU'RE NOT PEDALING

368. HARD ENOUGH.

369. HEY! LITTLE GIRLS!

370. YOU CAN'T DRIVE THOSE

371. ON THE STREET!

372. WAZZ OFF!

373. JUST... JUST,

374. JUST KEEP PEDALING...

375. BAGGA RAGS?

376. I GOT 'EM ON TAP IT —

377. SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT OFF.

378. THEY'RE JUST... RAGS?

379. IN A BAG!

380. HI! BAGGA RAGS?

381. HERE, TAKE TWO.

382. BAGGA RAGS?

383. OOO TORI HI!

384. BAGGA RAGS?

385. RAGS?

386. IN A BAG!

387. I SEE THAT.

388. OKAY!

389. SO ROBBIE DROVE YOU TO SCHOOL

390. THIS MORNING?

391. YES — BUT NEVER AGAIN.

392. I'M GONNA FIND SOMEONE ELSE

393. TO DRIVE ME.

394. WELL, I BET MY BROTHER

395. WOULD DRIVE YOU —

396. IF YOU DON'T MIND SCREAMING.

397. YOU GUYS SCREAM

398. AT EACH OTHER?

399. NO.

400. SOMETIMES HE JUST SCREAMS.

401. LIKE AT TREES.

402. AND BUSES.

403. THANKS, BUT I'LL FIND

404. SOMEONE ELSE.

405. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET

406. A DRIVER'S LICENSE,

407. LIKE A NORMAL TEENAGE GIRL?

408. BAGGA RAGS?

409. SEE YA CAT.

410. HAVE A RAG-A-RIFFIC DAY.

411. HELLO.

412. I HEAR YOU'RE LOOKING

413. FOR A NEW RIDE TO SCHOOL.

414. I AM. WHY?

415. I'LL PICK YOU UP

416. TOMORROW MORNING

417. AT SEVEN FIFTEEN.

418. YOU?

419. WHY CONFUSED?

420. WELL... Y'KNOW...

421. WHY WOULD YOU OFFER TO DRIVE ME

422. TO SCHOOL?

423. OKAY, YOU ALWAYS COMPLAIN

424. THAT I'M NOT NICE TO YOU,

425. AND NOW THAT I'M BEING NICE

426. TO YOU,

427. YOU QUESTION IT.

428. NOOOO NO...

429. I... I MEAN...

430. THANKS, I'D LOVE A RIDE.

431. PERFECT.

432. UM... I LIKE YOUR CAR.

433. I'M SO GLAD.

434. I THOUGHT YOU ONLY LIKED

435. TO DRIVE AT NIGHT.

436. OH, I PREFER TO DRIVE

437. AT NIGHT.

438. BUT Y'KNOW...

439. ANYTHING FOR A FRIEND.

440. RIGHT...

441. RIGHT.

442. UM... WHERE ARE WE?

443. JUST DRIVING TO SCHOOL.

444. ARE YOU SURE WE CAN GET

445. TO SCHOOL THIS WAY?

446. I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS WAY.

447. RELAX, TORI.

448. EVERYTHING'S FINE.

449. WEIRD...

450. MY PHONE'S NOT GETTING

451. ANY SIGNAL.

452. SEE? NO SIGNAL.

453. OH, YEAH,

454. WE'RE ABOUT TO DRIVE THROUGH

455. SHADOW CREEK PARK.

456. THERE'S NOT MUCH SIGNAL UP HERE.

457. THERE'S NOT MUCH OF ANYTHING

458. UP HERE.

459. OH.

460. AAH!

461. WHY'D YOU JUMP OUT

462. OF THE CAR?

463. OH... NO REASON!

464. WELL, HURRY UP

465. AND GET BACK IN.

466. NO, THAT'S OKAY.

467. I'LL WALK IT FROM HERE.

468. SUIT YOURSELF.

469. NEXT TIME.

470. TORI...

471. WHAT?

472. YOU MISSED FIRST

473. AND SECOND PERIOD.

474. I KNOW.

475. AND YOU LOOK ALL MESSY.

476. I KNOW.

477. AND THAT SHIRT IS NOT

478. A GOOD COLOR ON YOU.

479. CAT! I WALKED TO SCHOOL.

480. ELEVEN MILES —

481. THROUGH THE WOODS!

482. I GOT CHASED BY A BEAVER!

483. I THOUGHT JADE WAS SUPPOSED

484. TO GIVE YOU A RIDE TO SCHOOL.

485. YEAH, SHE TRIED TO GIVE ME

486. A RIDE... TO MY DOOM!

487. I'M CONFUSED.

488. FORGET IT.

489. NOW I HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER RIDE

490. TO SCHOOL.

491. NOT TOMORROW YA DON'T!

492. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

493. LOOK AT THIS NEW OFFER

494. I GOT FROM TAP IT!

495. I HAVE ENOUGH RAGS.

496. IT'S A NEW ONE, LOOK!

497. I DON'T WANNA—

498. LOOK AT IT!

499. QUACK QUACK!

500. A ONE-HOUR RIDE ON THE PARTY BUS

501. USUALLY COSTS

502. TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!

503. BUT IF YOU TAP MY TUMMY,

504. YOU GET IT FOR...

505. NINETY PERCENT OFF!

506. A PARTY BUS'LL TAKE ME

507. TO SCHOOL TOMORROW

508. FOR JUST TWENTY BUCKS?

509. YEAH, YOU WANT ME TO GET IT?

510. YES! TAP IT!

511. TAP THAT DUCK'S PUDGY BELLY

512. RIGHT NOW!

513. SURE!

514. YAY! YOUR ORDER IS CONFIRMED.

515. THANKS FOR TAPPIN'!

516. (QUACK).

517. OH.

518. OH CAT, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

519. SURE.

520. I'LL TYPE IN YOUR INFO

521. AND HAVE THE PARTY BUS

522. PICK YOU UP TOMORROW MORNING

523. AT SEVEN A.M.

524. AWESOME! WAIT.

525. BUT PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE.

526. WHY?

527. 'CUZ IT'S A PARTY BUS.

528. IF YOU TELL PEOPLE,

529. THEN EVERYONE'S

530. GONNA WANT A RIDE.

531. RIIIIIGHT.

532. PLEASE, PROMISE ME

533. YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE.

534. I PROMISE.

535. I DON'T WANT ANYONE

536. TO FIND OUT ABOUT THE PARTY BUS.

537. I GET IT.

538. I TOLD YOU NOT

539. TO TELL ANYONE.

540. YOU DID NOT MAKE THAT CLEAR.

541. AW, C'MON TORI.

542. DON'T BE A GRUNCH.

543. OKAY.

544. ACTUALLY, IT IS KINDA FUN

545. HAVING YOU GUYS ON THE PARTY BUS

546. WITH ME.

547. HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS

548. CHECKED OUT OUR BUS DRIVER?

549. NO. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

550. 'CUZ I SWEAR HE LOOKS EXACTLY

551. LIKE DOCTOR RHAPSODY.

552. THAT RAPPER FROM, LIKE,

553. THE 1990's?

554. YES.

555. I THINK THAT IS

556. DOCTOR RHAPSODY.

557. UHHH... 'SCUZE ME? SIR?

558. YEAH, WHATCHA NEED?

559. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT RAPPER

560. FROM THE NINETIES?

561. DOCTOR RHAPSODY?

562. YEP. THE ONE-AND-ONLY.

563. I TOLD YOU.

564. WHAT?

565. THAT'S SO COOL!

566. SO WHY ARE YOU DRIVING

567. A PARTY BUS NOW?

568. MM.

569. I LOVE PARTIES...

570. I LOVE BUSES...

571. I ONLY HAD ONE HIT SONG...

572. MY WIFE TOOK ALL MY MONEY...

573. SO WHY NOT?

574. WELL, WE LOVE YOUR SONG —

575. FIVE FINGAZ TO THE FACE.

576. YEAH.

577. HELL YEAH.

578. OH, YEAH?

579. YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR IT?

580. WAIT YOU HAVE IT IN HERE?

581. ALWAYS.

582. I GOT THE RADIO MIX,

583. THE CLUB MIX,

584. THE RE-MIX,

585. THE RADIO-CLUB REMIX,

586. OH, AND THE KARAOKE VERSION.

587. WHICH ONE YA WANT?

588. DEFINITELY KARAOKE!

589. YEAH. KARAOKE!

590. ALL RIGHT, HERE IT GOES.

591. HOOOOOOO!

592. YEAH.

593. MMM.

594. I GOTTA FIND MY MUFFIN.

595. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY AEGIS RAPIDTEXT