1. So, the lowest level of the globe theaterCopy !req
2. was reserved for "the groundlings"Copy !req
3. who were the lower class people
who came out to enjoy...Copy !req
4. You guys!
I'm sorry I'm late,Copy !req
5. but my mom slammed my hand
in the car door!!!Copy !req
6. Ahhhhh!!!Copy !req
7. April fools!!!Copy !req
8. Yeah!Copy !req
9. - What are you, five years old?
- Really.Copy !req
10. But today's April fools day.Copy !req
11. We really don't care.Copy !req
12. April fools day is kinda
for, y'know, little kids.Copy !req
13. That's how we all feel.Copy !req
14. But this school is so full
of creative people,Copy !req
15. I thought for sure April fools
day would be a big deal here.Copy !req
16. Well, it's not!Copy !req
17. Okay, "tori"?Copy !req
18. So just shut your face
and let mister belding teach!Copy !req
19. Thank you, Zack.Copy !req
20. Now, as screech was saying,Copy !req
21. a world without pants is like a donut...Copy !req
22. Yes! Yes.
Yes.Copy !req
23. Oh c'mon.
No one here is into April fools?Copy !req
24. Oh! Okay!Copy !req
25. Tori, I'm sorry Mr. belding
took your purse.Copy !req
26. And no, we don't celebrate
April fools day here.Copy !req
27. Now, who else has a question?Copy !req
28. Andre.Copy !req
29. I have a front loading washing machineCopy !req
30. and lately, I've noticed that my
washer isn't draining properly,Copy !req
31. and it leaves my clothes both wet and damp.Copy !req
32. Uh, what should I do?Copy !req
33. Robbie, what's the answer?Copy !req
34. First, rotate the drum by handCopy !req
35. and check for any scraping
of the outer tub.Copy !req
36. Then move the open end
of the whirly-doink up and downCopy !req
37. while moving the pump rod
in a circular motion,Copy !req
38. while making sure that there's lessCopy !req
39. than one quarter-inch
of movement...Copy !req
40. So, at Hollywood arts,
everybody justgnores the factCopy !req
41. that today is April fools day.Copy !req
42. - Yeah.
- Pretty much.Copy !req
43. Yeah, we ignore it.Copy !req
44. Wait... did you just say you
wanted a face full of trumpet?Copy !req
45. What do you mean face full of...Copy !req
46. Wait, was that the bell?Copy !req
47. Ooo, there's the bell.Copy !req
48. - Hey girlie.
- What?Copy !req
49. Sync by Hana.Bean
www.Itfriend.VN
www.Addic7ed.comCopy !req
50. ♪ Here I am once again ♪Copy !req
51. ♪ feeling lost ♪Copy !req
52. ♪ but now and then ♪Copy !req
53. ♪ I breathe it in to let it go ♪Copy !req
54. ♪ and you don't know where you are now ♪Copy !req
55. ♪ or what it would come to ♪Copy !req
56. ♪ if only somebody could hear ♪Copy !req
57. ♪ when you figure out how ♪Copy !req
58. ♪ you're lost in the moment ♪Copy !req
59. ♪ you disappear ♪Copy !req
60. ♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪Copy !req
61. ♪ to put your dream in action ♪Copy !req
62. ♪ you're never gonna fade ♪Copy !req
63. ♪ you'll be the main attraction ♪Copy !req
64. ♪ not a fantasy ♪Copy !req
65. ♪ just remember me ♪Copy !req
66. ♪ when it turns out right ♪Copy !req
67. ♪ 'cause you know ♪Copy !req
68. ♪ that if you live in your imagination ♪Copy !req
69. ♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪Copy !req
70. ♪ everybody's fascination ♪Copy !req
71. ♪ in my victory ♪Copy !req
72. ♪ just remember me ♪Copy !req
73. ♪ when I make it shine ♪Copy !req
74. Sync by Hana.Bean
www.Itfriend.VN
www.Addic7ed.comCopy !req
75. Oh, sinjin...
Sinjin...Copy !req
76. Hello, Tori.Copy !req
77. How can I help you today?Copy !req
78. Well, I was just in Sikowitz's class,Copy !req
79. and everybody told me
that no one at Hollywood artsCopy !req
80. does anything fun for April fools day,Copy !req
81. - and I just think that we...
- Shhhhhh.Copy !req
82. Now now, Tori...
If you're gonna be my lady,Copy !req
83. you need to do a lot less talkin'.Copy !req
84. - I'm not gonna be your lady.
- Heh heh heh.Copy !req
85. We'll see about that.Copy !req
86. Tori! Tori! Did ya hear?
Did ya hear the news?!Copy !req
87. - What, what happened?!
- It's war!Copy !req
88. It's war, Tori!
It's war!Copy !req
89. Is it Switzerland?!Copy !req
90. Will you forget about the war?!Copy !req
91. We're gonna have a pop quiz!Copy !req
92. - But you just said...
- It's true I tell ya!Copy !req
93. I just heard it from two boys
in the bathroom! At the urinal.Copy !req
94. We're gonna have a pop quiz!
A pop quiz is goin' down, Tori!Copy !req
95. Oh my God!
I hate pop quizzes!Copy !req
96. How can you think about a pop
quiz when we're at war?!Copy !req
97. It's war, Tori!
It's war!!Copy !req
98. I gotta go recycle some aluminum!Copy !req
99. ♪ Oh, say can you see ♪Copy !req
100. ohhhh!!! I'm hit!
Arrow!Copy !req
101. I got hit in the leg by a swiss arrow!Copy !req
102. Dang this cursed war!Copy !req
103. I gotta get to class.Copy !req
104. Helicopter!Copy !req
105. Oh tofu, are you all right?Copy !req
106. Did she hurt you?
She tried to, didn't she?Copy !req
107. It's awful hot in here.
I better open a window.Copy !req
108. Oh no! Tofu!
Oh! Oh!! Oh!Copy !req
109. Concussion!Copy !req
110. Oh my goodness, tofu!Copy !req
111. Well, I have a feeling we're not in
the Hollywood arts bathroom anymore.Copy !req
112. Oh no wait, we are, it's just in color.Copy !req
113. - Well, hello.
- Hello, if you please.Copy !req
114. Are you a good witch, or a sandwich?Copy !req
115. Who, me? Well, I'm neither
a witch, nor a snack.Copy !req
116. You're talkin' some crazy chiz.Copy !req
117. Well, you do have the Ruby cell phone.Copy !req
118. Oh my goodness!Copy !req
119. Well, this phone is beautiful!Copy !req
120. Were all my contacts transferred?Copy !req
121. Who took my Ruby cell phone?
Was it you?Copy !req
122. Oh, I didn't mean to.
Here, you can have it back.Copy !req
123. - Good, give it.
Dee-ahh-deeahh-dee-ahh-dee-ahh!Copy !req
124. Curses!Copy !req
125. I'll never be able to get
that Ruby cell phoneCopy !req
126. as long as it's April fools day!Copy !req
127. Y'know, speaking of that,Copy !req
128. are we really not gonna do
anything for April fools day?Copy !req
129. Silence!!!
I'll get you, my pretty.Copy !req
130. And your little fish, too!Copy !req
131. Oh be gone.Copy !req
132. You have no powers in this restroom.Copy !req
133. The witch sneers at Dorothy, then exits.Copy !req
134. Oh my...Copy !req
135. She spoke her stage directions.Copy !req
136. What am I s'posed to do now?Copy !req
137. Well, you are in a restroom.
You could wazz.Copy !req
138. Tofu too?Copy !req
139. Tofu too.Copy !req
140. Oh tofu.Copy !req
141. I'm scared and frightened and afraid.Copy !req
142. Oh my goodness, those are all synonyms.Copy !req
143. - Don't be scared, Cat.
- Robbie! Who are you?!Copy !req
144. - Robbie.
- Oh hiiii Robbie!Copy !req
145. - We're here to help you.
- Oh my!Copy !req
146. Put 'em up!
Put 'em up!Copy !req
147. - Put what up?
- Your socks... they fell downCopy !req
148. - put 'em up!
- Yes sir!Copy !req
149. Now, how can we help you, Cat?Copy !req
150. I just wanna get back to class.Copy !req
151. Well that's easy.Copy !req
152. First, ya just punch Robbie
right in the face.Copy !req
153. Wait, was that in the movie?
'Cause I don't remember getting p...Copy !req
154. - Hey Leon... Leon...
- Hey, what's up?Copy !req
155. You're late for the next scene.Copy !req
156. - I'm late?
- Yes. Victoria's already started acting.Copy !req
157. Oh man! Later y'all.Copy !req
158. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
159. I was in the girls' bathroom
doin' a wizard of oz bit.Copy !req
160. Oh it's okay.
Hey, where's our food?Copy !req
161. Oh, here it comes.Copy !req
162. - Thank you.
- Excellent.Copy !req
163. - Man, I am so hungry.
- Me too.Copy !req
164. Hey, can we get a couple
of feeding children over here?Copy !req
165. Two feeding children at table sixteen.Copy !req
166. Tori! Tori!
I'm running in with big news! Tori!Copy !req
167. It's him!Copy !req
168. What's the big news?!Copy !req
169. The Beverly hills volcano
is about to erupt!!!Copy !req
170. What?!Copy !req
171. - In three-and-a-half minutes,Copy !req
172. this whole school is gonna
be covered with hot lava!Copy !req
173. - We only have
three-and-a-half minutes?Copy !req
174. The same amount of time
as a commercial break.Copy !req
175. - Well... what do we do?!
- I say we kiss!Copy !req
176. - Okay, c'mere.
- Not you!Copy !req
177. You.
Kiss me, Tori.Copy !req
178. I want my last
three-and-a-half minutesCopy !req
179. to be spent with my face
smushed against your face!Copy !req
180. Are there any other ideas?Copy !req
181. Tori, please!Copy !req
182. All right.Copy !req
183. Stay tuned for the second
half of Victorious.Copy !req
184. Or don't.
I get paid either way.Copy !req
185. And now, we continue with the
exciting second half of Victorious.Copy !req
186. Press play.Copy !req
187. Tori! Andre!
Have you heard?!Copy !req
188. - Have ya heard the news?!
- Later!!!Copy !req
189. What news?!Copy !req
190. I already told you! The Beverly hills
volcano is about to erupt, now kiss me!Copy !req
191. - No. No, the new news!
- What new news?!Copy !req
192. The Beverly hills volcano has
retired and moved to Florida.Copy !req
193. So it's probably not gonna spew
hot lava all over Hollywood arts.Copy !req
194. - Yay.
- Yay.Copy !req
195. Wait! I just heard we're about to
be attacked by killer butterflies!Copy !req
196. - No.
- Wait!Copy !req
197. Sinjin has two big jugs
of anti-butterfly spray!Copy !req
198. - Yay.
- But I drank them.Copy !req
199. Wait! I'm not gonna eat this apple,
so you guys can all share it!Copy !req
200. Wait!Copy !req
201. I just got a text that says:
"Apples make your hair fall out!"Copy !req
202. No.Copy !req
203. What's done is done.Copy !req
204. Well, hey there Tori.Copy !req
205. Hey.Copy !req
206. Oh, why the sad boo boo face?Copy !req
207. I guess I was just really looking
forward to April fools day,Copy !req
208. and I'm disappointed
that everyone ignores it.Copy !req
209. Well, then I guess somebody's
gonna have to get tickled.Copy !req
210. No, don't.
I'm not in the mood.Copy !req
211. - Uh-oh.
It's the tickle bunny twins!Copy !req
212. A'tikka tikka tikka tikka tikka!
A'tikka tikka tikka tikka tikkaCopy !req
213. tikka tikka!Copy !req
214. I just feel like April fools
day should be different.Copy !req
215. Well, too bad, Tori. It's just a
regular day here at Hollywood arts.Copy !req
216. Jade! Jade! You're late...
Go to the janitor's closet.Copy !req
217. Ooo, right!Copy !req
218. Wait, what's happening
in the janitor's closet?Copy !req
219. Just make sure you're there
in the next sixty seconds.Copy !req
220. Being attacked!Copy !req
221. Ahhhh!Copy !req
222. Great crustaceans!Copy !req
223. Get it off me!
Get it off me!Copy !req
224. Oh God.
Get it off!Copy !req
225. Hurry!Copy !req
226. - Hey, Spencer.
- 'Sup Tori?Copy !req
227. Get ready to match the stars!Copy !req
228. All right!Copy !req
229. We're here with our next
contestant, Tori Vega.Copy !req
230. Where ya from, Tori?Copy !req
231. Uh, I live in the Hollywood hills.Copy !req
232. Wonderful. And are ya ready to
go for the big money match?Copy !req
233. Well, okay.Copy !req
234. Good.Copy !req
235. Now, you know how our game is played.Copy !req
236. Uh, yes.Copy !req
237. You read a sentence, with a missing word,Copy !req
238. and then I have to fill in the blank.Copy !req
239. Right. And if you match at least
one of our panelists' answers,Copy !req
240. you win five thousand dollars.Copy !req
241. Wait. What happens
if I don't match a panelist?Copy !req
242. - You'll see.
- Huh?Copy !req
243. And your question is:Copy !req
244. - "Dumb Debbie was so dumb..."
- How dumb was she?Copy !req
245. "She was so dumb,Copy !req
246. "she didn't realize that April first was April fools blank."Copy !req
247. - Okay. I've got a good word.
- Bring it.Copy !req
248. Okay, Tori.Copy !req
249. "Dumb Debbie was so dumb,Copy !req
250. "she didn't realize that April
first was April fools..."Copy !req
251. - Day.
- "Day"...Copy !req
252. Hmmm... "Day".Copy !req
253. Well, let's see if you match anybody.Copy !req
254. Andre?Copy !req
255. Roses are red, storm clouds are gray,Copy !req
256. Debbie's so dumb, she didn't
realize it was April fools...Copy !req
257. ...Lobster.Copy !req
258. What's the lobster...
Ahhh! Wait...Copy !req
259. All right, now get up.Copy !req
260. Jade, what's your answer?Copy !req
261. I figured she was so dumb,Copy !req
262. she thought April first was April fools...
...Berry.Copy !req
263. That's a thing, right?Copy !req
264. April fools Berry, that's a thing.Copy !req
265. Oh, you're a thing.
A foul beast of a thing!Copy !req
266. No, no, no.
No, no, no.Copy !req
267. It's not my fault
that she said Berry... wait.Copy !req
268. But she said Berry.Copy !req
269. - All right, upsee-daisy.Copy !req
270. - Robbie...?
- Yesss?Copy !req
271. Yesss, what is it Sikowitz?Copy !req
272. Dumb Debbie was so dumb,Copy !req
273. she didn't realize that a April
first was April fools...Copy !req
274. "Foot".Copy !req
275. Oh shut up you people, I was on Broadway.Copy !req
276. Cat, it's your turn.Copy !req
277. Wait, the lobster forgot to push Tori down.Copy !req
278. Oh yes.Copy !req
279. Cat, why would you remind...Copy !req
280. Will you get up?Copy !req
281. Cat...Copy !req
282. Dumb Debbie was so dumb,Copy !req
283. she didn't realize that April
first was April fools blank.Copy !req
284. I said... "Blank".Copy !req
285. - Cat. I said blank.
- I love president Ford!Copy !req
286. We're not gonna bring out
the lobster for that one.Copy !req
287. Beck!Copy !req
288. Well, I'm sorry darlin', I'm starving,Copy !req
289. so I said "onion rings".Copy !req
290. I know.Copy !req
291. Okay, one last chance.
Your sister Trina.Copy !req
292. Come on, Trina!Copy !req
293. Well... I said...
"Cut to the next scene".Copy !req
294. Awww, your stupid card
brought us to this scene!Copy !req
295. You cost me five thousand dollars!Copy !req
296. But I want an oompa loompa nowwwww.Copy !req
297. - You can't have an oompa...
- Happy Birthday!Copy !req
298. - It's not my birthday.
- Touchdown!Copy !req
299. - There's no football game.
- Where's the beef?!Copy !req
300. Okay, kids won't get that reference!Copy !req
301. And it's April fools day!Copy !req
302. You'll get it.Copy !req
303. - Hello, Tori.
- Hey, mister drysdale.Copy !req
304. Oh guys, this is my neighbor,
mister drysdale.Copy !req
305. These are my friends.Copy !req
306. So, what can I help ya with?Copy !req
307. Well... my wife says
that I talk too much,Copy !req
308. and that I never dance.Copy !req
309. What should I do?Copy !req
310. ♪ It's nine on the dot ♪Copy !req
311. ♪ and we just talk and we talk ♪Copy !req
312. ♪ and I just want it to stop ♪Copy !req
313. ♪ 'cuz aren't we here for the music ♪Copy !req
314. ♪ and if you dare just get up out of your chair ♪Copy !req
315. ♪ 'cuz this ain't goin' nowhere ♪Copy !req
316. ♪ we gotta move or you'll lose it ♪Copy !req
317. ♪ all I wanna know ♪Copy !req
318. ♪ is when we're letting go so ♪Copy !req
319. ♪ we can get this record to break ♪Copy !req
320. ♪ why we wastin' time ♪Copy !req
321. ♪ we never can rewind ♪Copy !req
322. ♪ all I'm really tryin' to say is shut up and dance ♪Copy !req
323. ♪ show me whatcha got ♪Copy !req
324. ♪ shut up and dance ♪Copy !req
325. ♪ are you in or not? ♪Copy !req
326. ♪ you're movin' your mouth ♪Copy !req
327. ♪ baby, don't speak ♪Copy !req
328. ♪ shut up and dance if you're into me ♪Copy !req
329. ♪ 'cuz I can't wait no more to get on the floor ♪Copy !req
330. ♪ don't stop now it's our chance ♪Copy !req
331. ♪ to shut up and dance 'till we drop ♪Copy !req
332. ♪ 'cuz I'm sick of this space ♪Copy !req
333. ♪ in-between you and me ♪Copy !req
334. ♪ light it up 'til we're makin' a scene ♪Copy !req
335. ♪ quit the talk, let it rock ♪Copy !req
336. ♪ if you know what I mean ♪Copy !req
337. ♪ well, shut up and dance ♪Copy !req
338. ♪ show me whatcha got ♪Copy !req
339. ♪ well, shut up and dance ♪Copy !req
340. ♪ are you in or not? ♪Copy !req
341. ♪ you're movin' your mouth ♪Copy !req
342. ♪ baby, don't speak ♪Copy !req
343. ♪ shut up and dance if you're into me ♪Copy !req
344. ♪ 'cuz I can't wait no more to get on the floor ♪Copy !req
345. ♪ don't stop now it's our chance ♪Copy !req
346. ♪ to shut up and dance dance, dance, yeah ♪Copy !req
347. ♪ shut up and dance dance, dance, yeah ♪Copy !req
348. ♪ put up your hands hands, hands, yeah ♪Copy !req
349. ♪ shut up and dance dance, dance, yeah ♪Copy !req
350. ♪ shut up and dance! ♪Copy !req
351. okay, that's our show!Copy !req
352. Oh, it's been such a great weekCopy !req
353. ... oh my God, what a talented cast!Copy !req
354. Yeah!Copy !req
355. Thanks to Dan Schneider!
Wooo!Copy !req
356. And of course our cast and crew...
The dancing lobster...Copy !req
357. Lorne...Copy !req
358. And of course our musical guest, Lady Gaga!Copy !req
359. - Wooooooo!
- Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.Copy !req
360. Aw.Copy !req
361. Thank you guys so much!
Go to theslap.Com, and...Copy !req
362. ...What else?
Say goodnight.Copy !req
363. - Say g'night.
- Goodnight, everybody! April fools!Copy !req
364. - April fools!
- Wooo!Copy !req
365. Sync by Hana.Bean
www.Itfriend.VN
www.Addic7ed.comCopy !req