Victorious 3x7

Directed by Russ Reinsel

Jerry Trainor as Spencer Shay • Eric Lange as Erwin Sikowitz • Michael Eric Reid as Sinjin Van Cleef • Drake Bell as Drake Bell

Tori can't figure out why nobody at Hollywood Arts High celebrates April Fool's Day - or maybe they do.

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1. SO, THE LOWEST LEVEL

2. OF THE GLOBE THEATER

3. WAS RESERVED

4. FOR "THE GROUNDLINGS"

5. WHO WERE THE LOWER CLASS PEOPLE

6. WHO CAME OUT TO ENJOY—

7. YOU GUYS!

8. I'M SORRY I'M LATE,

9. BUT MY MOM SLAMMED MY HAND

10. IN THE CAR DOOR!

11. AHHHHH!

12. APRIL FOOLS!

13. YEAH!

14. WHAT ARE YOU, FIVE YEARS OLD?

15. REALLY.

16. BUT TODAY'S APRIL FOOLS DAY.

17. WE REALLY DON'T CARE.

18. April FOOLS DAY IS KINDA

19. FOR, Y'KNOW, LITTLE KIDS.

20. THAT'S HOW WE ALL FEEL.

21. BUT THIS SCHOOL IS SO FULL

22. OF CREATIVE PEOPLE,

23. I THOUGHT FOR SURE

24. APRIL FOOLS DAY

25. WOULD BE A BIG DEAL HERE.

26. WELL, IT'S NOT!

27. OKAY, "TORI"?

28. SO JUST SHUT YOUR FACE

29. AND LET MISTER BELDING TEACH!

30. THANK YOU, ZACK.

31. NOW, AS SCREECH WAS SAYING,

32. A WORLD WITHOUT PANTS

33. IS LIKE A DONUT...

34. YES!

35. YES.

36. YES.

37. OH C'MON.

38. NO ONE HERE IS INTO APRIL FOOLS?

39. OH! OKAY!

40. TORI, I'M SORRY MR. BELDING

41. TOOK YOUR PURSE.

42. AND NO, WE DON'T CELEBRATE

43. APRIL FOOLS DAY HERE.

44. NOW, WHO ELSE HAS A QUESTION?

45. ANDRE.

46. I HAVE A FRONT LOADING

47. WASHING MACHINE

48. AND LATELY, I'VE NOTICED

49. THAT MY WASHER

50. ISN'T DRAINING PROPERLY,

51. AND IT LEAVES MY CLOTHES

52. BOTH WET AND DAMP.

53. UH, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

54. ROBBIE, WHAT'S THE ANSWER?

55. FIRST, ROTATE THE DRUM

56. BY HAND

57. AND CHECK FOR ANY SCRAPING

58. OF THE OUTER TUB.

59. THEN MOVE THE OPEN END

60. OF THE WHIRLY-DOINK UP AND DOWN

61. WHILE MOVING THE PUMP ROD

62. IN A CIRCULAR MOTION,

63. WHILE MAKING SURE

64. THAT THERE'S LESS

65. THAN ONE QUARTER-INCH

66. OF MOVEMENT...

67. SO, AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS,

68. EVERYBODY JUST IGNORES THE FACT

69. THAT TODAY IS APRIL FOOLS DAY.

70. YEAH.

71. PRETTY MUCH.

72. YEAH, WE IGNORE IT.

73. WAIT... DID YOU JUST SAY

74. YOU WANTED A FACE FULL

75. OF TRUMPET?

76. WHAT DO YOU MEAN

77. FACE FULL OF—

78. WAIT, WAS THAT THE BELL?

79. OOO, THERE'S THE BELL.

80. HEY GIRLIE.

81. WHAT?

82. OH, SINJIN...

83. SINJIN...

84. HELLO, TORI.

85. HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?

86. WELL, I WAS JUST

87. IN SIKOWITZ'S CLASS,

88. AND EVERYBODY TOLD ME

89. THAT NO ONE AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS

90. DOES ANYTHING FUN

91. FOR APRIL FOOLS DAY,

92. AND I JUST THINK THAT WE—

93. SHHHHHH.

94. NOW NOW, TORI —

95. IF YOU'RE GONNA BE MY LADY,

96. YOU NEED TO DO

97. A LOT LESS TALKIN'.

98. I'M NOT GONNA BE YOUR LADY.

99. HEH HEH HEH.

100. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

101. TORI! TORI! DID YA HEAR?

102. DID YA HEAR THE NEWS?

103. WHAT, WHAT HAPPENED?

104. IT'S WAR!

105. IT'S WAR, TORI!

106. IT'S WAR!

107. IS IT SWITZERLAND?

108. WILL YOU FORGET

109. ABOUT THE WAR?

110. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A POP QUIZ!

111. BUT YOU JUST SAID—

112. IT'S TRUE I TELL YA!

113. I JUST HEARD IT FROM TWO BOYS

114. IN THE BATHROOM!

115. AT THE URINAL.

116. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A POP QUIZ!

117. A POP QUIZ IS GOIN' DOWN, TORI!

118. OH MY GOD!

119. I HATE POP QUIZZES!

120. HOW CAN YOU THINK

121. ABOUT A POP QUIZ

122. WHEN WE'RE AT WAR?

123. IT'S WAR, TORI!

124. IT'S WAR!

125. I GOTTA GO RECYCLE

126. SOME ALUMINUM!

127. OHHHH! I'M HIT!

128. ARROW!

129. I GOT HIT IN THE LEG

130. BY A SWISS ARROW!

131. DANG THIS CURSED WAR!

132. I GOTTA GET TO CLASS.

133. HELICOPTER!

134. OH TOFU, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

135. DID SHE HURT YOU?

136. SHE TRIED TO, DIDN'T SHE?

137. IT'S AWFUL HOT IN HERE.

138. I BETTER OPEN A WINDOW.

139. OH NO!

140. TOFU!

141. OH! OH! OH!

142. CONCUSSION!

143. OH MY GOODNESS, TOFU!

144. WELL, I HAVE A FEELING

145. WE'RE NOT IN THE HOLLYWOOD ARTS

146. BATHROOM ANYMORE.

147. OH NO WAIT, WE ARE,

148. IT'S JUST IN COLOR.

149. WELL, HELLO.

150. HELLO, IF YOU PLEASE.

151. ARE YOU A GOOD WITCH,

152. OR A SANDWICH?

153. WHO, ME?

154. WELL, I'M NEITHER A WITCH,

155. NOR A SNACK.

156. YOU'RE TALKIN' SOME CRAZY CHIZ.

157. WELL, YOU DO HAVE

158. THE RUBY CELL PHONE.

159. OH MY GOODNESS!

160. WELL, THIS PHONE IS BEAUTIFUL!

161. WERE ALL MY CONTACTS

162. TRANSFERRED?

163. WHO TOOK MY RUBY CELL PHONE?

164. WAS IT YOU?

165. OH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

166. HERE, YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK.

167. GOOD, GIVE IT.

168. DEE-AHH-DEEAHH-DEE-AHH-DEE-AHH!

169. CURSES!

170. I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET

171. THAT RUBY CELL PHONE

172. AS LONG AS IT'S APRIL FOOLS DAY!

173. Y'KNOW, SPEAKING OF THAT,

174. ARE WE REALLY NOT GONNA DO

175. ANYTHING FOR APRIL FOOLS DAY?

176. SILENCE!

177. I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY.

178. AND YOUR LITTLE FISH, TOO!

179. OH BE GONE.

180. YOU HAVE NO POWERS

181. IN THIS RESTROOM.

182. THE WITCH SNEERS AT DOROTHY,

183. THEN EXITS.

184. OH MY...

185. SHE SPOKE HER STAGE DIRECTIONS.

186. WHAT AM I S'POSED TO DO NOW?

187. WELL, YOU ARE IN A RESTROOM.

188. YOU COULD WAZZ.

189. TOFU TOO?

190. TOFU TOO.

191. OH TOFU.

192. I'M SCARED

193. AND FRIGHTENED

194. AND AFRAID.

195. OH MY GOODNESS,

196. THOSE ARE ALL SYNONYMS.

197. DON'T BE SCARED, CAT.

198. ROBBIE! WHO ARE YOU?

199. ROBBIE.

200. OH HIIII ROBBIE!

201. WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU.

202. OH MY!

203. PUT 'EM UP!

204. PUT 'EM UP!

205. PUT WHAT UP?

206. YOUR SOCKS — THEY FELL DOWN

207. — PUT 'EM UP!

208. YES SIR!

209. NOW, HOW CAN WE HELP YOU,

210. CAT?

211. I JUST WANNA GET BACK

212. TO CLASS.

213. WELL THAT'S EASY.

214. FIRST, YA JUST PUNCH ROBBIE

215. RIGHT IN THE FACE.

216. WAIT, WAS THAT IN THE MOVIE?

217. 'CAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER

218. GETTING P—

219. HEY LEON... LEON...

220. HEY, WHAT'S UP?

221. YOU'RE LATE

222. FOR THE NEXT SCENE.

223. I'M LATE?

224. YES. VICTORIA'S ALREADY

225. STARTED ACTING.

226. OH MAN! LATER Y'ALL.

227. SORRY I'M LATE.

228. I WAS IN THE GIRLS' BATHROOM

229. DOIN' A WIZARD OF OZ BIT.

230. OH IT'S OKAY.

231. HEY, WHERE'S OUR FOOD?

232. OH, HERE IT COMES.

233. THANK YOU.

234. EXCELLENT.

235. MAN, I AM SO HUNGRY.

236. ME TOO.

237. HEY, CAN WE GET A COUPLE

238. OF FEEDING CHILDREN OVER HERE?

239. TWO FEEDING CHILDREN

240. AT TABLE SIXTEEN.

241. TORI! TORI!

242. I'M RUNNING IN WITH BIG NEWS!

243. TORI!

244. IT'S HIM!

245. WHAT'S THE BIG NEWS?

246. THE BEVERLY HILLS VOLCANO

247. IS ABOUT TO ERUPT!

248. WHAT?

249. IN THREE-AND-A-HALF MINUTES,

250. THIS WHOLE SCHOOL

251. IS GONNA BE COVERED

252. WITH HOT LAVA!

253. WE ONLY HAVE

254. THREE-AND-A-HALF MINUTES?

255. THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME

256. AS A COMMERCIAL BREAK.

257. WELL... WHAT DO WE DO?

258. I SAY WE KISS!

259. OKAY, C'MERE.

260. NOT YOU!

261. YOU.

262. KISS ME, TORI.

263. I WANT MY LAST

264. THREE-AND-A-HALF MINUTES

265. TO BE SPENT WITH MY FACE

266. SMUSHED AGAINST YOUR FACE!

267. ARE THERE ANY OTHER IDEAS?

268. TORI, PLEASE!

269. ALL RIGHT.

270. STAY TUNED

271. FOR THE SECOND HALF

272. OF VICTORIOUS.

273. OR DON'T.

274. I GET PAID EITHER WAY.

275. AND NOW, WE CONTINUE

276. WITH THE EXCITING SECOND HALF

277. OF VICTORIOUS.

278. PRESS PLAY.

279. TORI! ANDRE!

280. HAVE YOU HEARD?

281. HAVE YA HEARD THE NEWS?

282. LATER!

283. WHAT NEWS?

284. I ALREADY TOLD YOU!

285. THE BEVERLY HILLS VOLCANO

286. IS ABOUT TO ERUPT,

287. NOW KISS ME!

288. NO. NO, THE NEW NEWS!

289. WHAT NEW NEWS?

290. THE BEVERLY HILLS VOLCANO

291. HAS RETIRED

292. AND MOVED TO FLORIDA.

293. SO IT'S PROBABLY

294. NOT GONNA SPEW HOT LAVA

295. ALL OVER HOLLYWOOD ARTS.

296. YAY.

297. YAY.

298. WAIT!

299. I JUST HEARD WE'RE ABOUT

300. TO BE ATTACKED

301. BY KILLER BUTTERFLIES!

302. NO.

303. WAIT!

304. SINJIN HAS TWO BIG JUGS

305. OF ANTI-BUTTERFLY SPRAY!

306. YAY.

307. BUT I DRANK THEM.

308. WAIT!

309. I'M NOT GONNA EAT THIS APPLE,

310. SO YOU GUYS CAN ALL SHARE IT!

311. WAIT!

312. "APPLES MAKE YOUR HAIR

313. FALL OUT!"

314. NO.

315. WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.

316. WELL, HEY THERE TORI.

317. HEY.

318. OH, WHY THE SAD BOO BOO FACE?

319. I GUESS I WAS JUST REALLY

320. LOOKING FORWARD

321. TO APRIL FOOLS DAY,

322. AND I'M DISAPPOINTED

323. THAT EVERYONE IGNORES IT.

324. WELL, THEN I GUESS

325. SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE

326. TO GET TICKLED.

327. NO, DON'T.

328. I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.

329. UH-OH.

330. IT'S THE TICKLE BUNNY TWINS!

331. A'TIKKA TIKKA TIKKA TIKKA TIKKA!

332. A'TIKKA TIKKA TIKKA TIKKA TIKKA

333. TIKKA TIKKA!

334. I JUST FEEL

335. LIKE APRIL FOOLS DAY

336. SHOULD BE DIFFERENT.

337. WELL, TOO BAD, TORI.

338. IT'S JUST A REGULAR DAY HERE

339. AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS.

340. JADE! JADE! YOU'RE LATE —

341. GO TO THE JANITOR'S CLOSET.

342. OOO, RIGHT!

343. WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING

344. IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET?

345. JUST MAKE SURE YOU'RE THERE

346. IN THE NEXT SIXTY SECONDS.

347. BEING ATTACKED!

348. AHHHH!

349. GREAT CRUSTACEANS!

350. GET IT OFF ME!

351. GET IT OFF ME!

352. OH GOD.

353. GET IT OFF!

354. HURRY!

355. HEY, SPENCER.

356. 'SUP TORI?

357. GET READY TO MATCH THE STARS!

358. ALL RIGHT!

359. WE'RE HERE

360. WITH OUR NEXT CONTESTANT,

361. TORI VEGA.

362. WHERE YA FROM, TORI?

363. UH, I LIVE

364. IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS.

365. WONDERFUL.

366. AND ARE YA READY TO GO

367. FOR THE BIG MONEY MATCH?

368. WELL, OKAY.

369. GOOD.

370. NOW, YOU KNOW HOW OUR GAME

371. IS PLAYED.

372. UH, YES.

373. YOU READ A SENTENCE,

374. WITH A MISSING WORD,

375. AND THEN I HAVE TO FILL IN

376. THE BLANK.

377. RIGHT. AND IF YOU MATCH

378. AT LEAST ONE

379. OF OUR PANELISTS' ANSWERS,

380. YOU WIN FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS.

381. WAIT. WHAT HAPPENS

382. IF I DON'T MATCH A PANELIST?

383. YOU'LL SEE.

384. HUH?

385. "DUMB DEBBIE WAS SO DUMB..."

386. HOW DUMB WAS SHE?

387. "SHE WAS SO DUMB,

388. "SHE DIDN'T REALIZE

389. "THAT APRIL FIRST

390. WAS APRIL FOOLS BLANK."

391. OKAY. I'VE GOT A GOOD WORD.

392. BRING IT.

393. OKAY, TORI.

394. "DUMB DEBBIE WAS SO DUMB,

395. "SHE DIDN'T REALIZE

396. "THAT APRIL FIRST

397. WAS APRIL FOOLS..."

398. DAY.

399. "DAY"...

400. HMMM... "DAY".

401. WELL, LET'S SEE

402. IF YOU MATCH ANYBODY.

403. ANDRE?

404. ROSES ARE RED,

405. STORM CLOUDS ARE GRAY,

406. DEBBIE'S SO DUMB,

407. SHE DIDN'T REALIZE

408. IT WAS APRIL FOOLS...

409. LOBSTER.

410. WHAT'S THE LOBSTER...

411. AHHH! WAIT...

412. ALL RIGHT, NOW GET UP.

413. JADE, WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER?

414. I FIGURED SHE WAS SO DUMB,

415. SHE THOUGHT APRIL FIRST

416. WAS APRIL FOOLS...

417. BERRY.

418. THAT'S A THING, RIGHT?

419. APRIL FOOLS BERRY,

420. THAT'S A THING.

421. OH, YOU'RE A THING.

422. A FOUL BEAST OF A THING!

423. NO, NO, NO.

424. NO, NO, NO.

425. IT'S NOT MY FAULT

426. THAT SHE SAID BERRY—WAIT.

427. BUT SHE SAID BERRY.

428. ALL RIGHT, UPSEE-DAISY.

429. ROBBIE...?

430. YESSS?

431. YESSS, WHAT IS IT SIKOWITZ?

432. DUMB DEBBIE WAS SO DUMB,

433. SHE DIDN'T REALIZE

434. THAT APRIL FIRST

435. WAS APRIL FOOLS...

436. "FOOT".

437. OH SHUT UP YOU PEOPLE,

438. I WAS ON BROADWAY.

439. CAT, IT'S YOUR TURN.

440. WAIT, THE LOBSTER FORGOT

441. TO PUSH TORI DOWN.

442. OH YES.

443. CAT, WHY WOULD YOU REMIND—

444. WILL YOU GET UP?

445. CAT...

446. DUMB DEBBIE WAS SO DUMB,

447. SHE DIDN'T REALIZE

448. THAT APRIL FIRST

449. WAS APRIL FOOLS BLANK.

450. I SAID... "BLANK".

451. CAT. I SAID BLANK.

452. I LOVE PRESIDENT FORD!

453. WE'RE NOT GONNA BRING OUT

454. THE LOBSTER FOR THAT ONE.

455. BECK!

456. WELL, I'M SORRY DARLIN',

457. I'M STARVING,

458. SO I SAID "ONION RINGS".

459. I KNOW.

460. OKAY, ONE LAST CHANCE.

461. YOUR SISTER TRINA.

462. COME ON, TRINA!

463. WELL... I SAID...

464. "CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE".

465. AWWW, YOUR STUPID CARD

466. BROUGHT US TO THIS SCENE!

467. YOU COST ME

468. FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!

469. BUT I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA

470. NOWWWWW.

471. YOU CAN'T HAVE AN OOMPA—

472. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

473. IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY.

474. TOUCHDOWN!

475. THERE'S NO FOOTBALL GAME.

476. WHERE'S THE BEEF?

477. OKAY, KIDS WON'T GET

478. THAT REFERENCE!

479. AND IT'S APRIL FOOLS DAY!

480. YOU'LL GET IT.

481. HELLO, TORI.

482. HEY, MISTER DRYSDALE.

483. OH GUYS, THIS IS MY NEIGHBOR,

484. MISTER DRYSDALE.

485. THESE ARE MY FRIENDS.

486. SO, WHAT CAN I HELP YA WITH?

487. WELL... MY WIFE SAYS

488. THAT I TALK TOO MUCH,

489. AND THAT I NEVER DANCE.

490. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

491. OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW!

492. OH, IT'S BEEN SUCH A GREAT WEEK

493. — OH MY GOD,

494. WHAT A TALENTED CAST!

495. YEAH!

496. THANKS TO DAN SCHNEIDER!

497. WOOO!

498. AND OF COURSE OUR CAST

499. AND CREW...

500. THE DANCING LOBSTER...

501. LORNE...

502. AND OF COURSE OUR MUSICAL GUEST,

503. LADY GAGA!

504. WOOOOOOO!

505. WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO.

506. AW.

507. THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!

508. GO TO THESLAP.COM, AND...

509. WHAT ELSE?

510. SAY GOODNIGHT.

511. SAY G'NIGHT.

512. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY!

513. APRIL FOOLS!

514. APRIL FOOLS!

515. WOOO!

516. YOU'VE GOT STOP

517. BUGGING PEOPLE

518. ABOUT GROUNDHOG DAY.

519. I'M NOT.

520. I'M BUGGING PEOPLE

521. ABOUT APRIL FOOL'S DAY.

522. YES, WHICH IS KNOWN

523. AS THE FESTIVAL OF LIFE.

524. AND THAT'S WHY THE INDIANS

525. GAVE THE PILGRIMS CORN

526. WHICH THEY CALL MAIZE.

527. MMM...

528. YOU COULD WAZZ.

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