Victorious 3x6

Directed by Adam Weissman

Darsan Solomon as Burf • Eric Lange as Erwin Sikowitz • Michael Eric Reid as Sinjin Van Cleef • Michael Adrian as Alan

Tori and Jade portray a married couple from the 1970s, a task that challenges their acting skills and their friendship, especially since Tori plays the husband. Meanwhile, Cat and Robbie embark on a business venture in which they tell people negative news in an upbeat manner.

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1. GOOD MORNING, LITTLE MUTANTS.

2. ALL RIGHT.

3. NOW, IT'S TIME FOR...

4. BAD NEWS.

5. THEY FOUND OUT COCONUT JUICE

6. MAKES YOUR HAIR FALL OUT?

7. NO.

8. WE'RE GOING TO DO

9. AN ACTING EXERCISE

10. ABOUT GIVING BAD NEWS.

11. WHY?

12. WHY.

13. TO TEACH YOU THAT ACTING

14. OFTEN INVOLVES MAKING CHOICES

15. ABOUT HOW TO SAY THINGS.

16. FOR EXAMPLE...

17. HOW DO YOU GIVE SOMEONE BAD NEWS

18. AND MAKE IT SEEM NOT SO BAD?

19. BY TELLING THEM IN A LANGUAGE

20. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND!

21. NO CAT.

22. JUST COME UP ON STAGE HERE.

23. ROBBIE, YOU TOO, UP UP.

24. AND NOW,

25. YOUR PARTNER IN THIS

26. LITTLE ACTING EXERCISE...

27. TANNER — COME IN!

28. EVERYBODY, THIS IS TANNER,

29. A YOUNG BOY WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR

30. TO ME.

31. HI TANNER.

32. HEY TANNER.

33. 'SUP TANNER?

34. HAVE A SEAT.

35. ALL RIGHT, CAT AND ROBBIE —

36. HERE'S A CARD

37. WITH SOME RANDOM BAD NEWS

38. FOR YOU TO GIVE TO TANNER.

39. GOT IT.

40. OH, OKAY.

41. GOOD!

42. NOW IMPROVISE A SCENE

43. WHERE YOU HAVE TO GIVE TANNER

44. THAT BAD NEWS

45. IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T UPSET HIM.

46. UHHH...

47. UHHH...

48. OOH. THAT'S GOOD!

49. ONE SEC...

50. A?

51. MM-HMM.

52. AND IT GOT CRUSHED!

53. IT'S UNFIXABLE!

54. YES.

55. NOW THAT'S HOW

56. YOU GIVE BAD NEWS.

57. SEE, THE BOY'S SMILING.

58. YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY COOL.

59. YOU GUYS JUST MADE THAT SONG UP,

60. RIGHT NOW?

61. YEAH.

62. YEPPER-DO.

63. AND NOW TANNER...

64. THIS IS FOR YOU.

65. MY... MY GO-CART.

66. SORRY.

67. AT NIGHT, YOUR PARENTS' DRIVEWAY

68. LOOKS A LOT LIKE MINE.

69. NOW OFF YA GO.

70. THERE YA GO... SCOOCH ALONG...

71. THERE'S THE DOOR...

72. DRIVE SAFELY...

73. WAIT...

74. YOU REALLY RAN OVER

75. THE BOY'S GO-CART?

76. THREE TIMES.

77. I THOUGHT IT WAS A RACCOON.

78. TAKE YOUR SEATS.

79. ALRIGHT.

80. NOW LET'S TALK

81. ABOUT THE NEW PLAY

82. I'M DIRECTING.

83. DO I GET TO STAR IN IT?

84. UH, I THINK

85. IT'S MY TURN TO STAR

86. IN ONE OF SIKOWITZ'S PLAYS.

87. WHY ARE YOU TALKING?

88. THERE, Y'SEE?

89. EVERY TIME I CAST A NEW PLAY,

90. YOU ALL GET YOUR PANTIES

91. IN A PRETZEL.

92. SO THIS TIME...

93. YOU PEOPLE WILL CHOOSE

94. YOUR OWN ROLES.

95. ANDRE, PICK A ROLE.

96. "TEN-YEAR-OLD

97. "IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER

98. OF CARTER."

99. BECK, PICK A ROLE.

100. "TEN-YEAR-OLD

101. "IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER

102. OF TOMMY".

103. I GUESS WE'RE TWINS.

104. THEN MOMMA'S GOT

105. SOME EXPLAININ' TO DO.

106. JADE, PICK A ROLE.

107. UH...

108. "NANCY — LOVING WIFE

109. OF ASTRONAUT WALTER SWAIN."

110. TORI...

111. "ASTRONAUT WALTER SWAIN —

112. HUSBAND OF NANCY."

113. I'M SUPPOSED TO PLAY

114. HER WIFE?

115. I'LL JUST PICK ANOTHER CARD.

116. NO! MY BOX HAS SPOKEN.

117. UH, SIKOWITZ...

118. I THINK I JUST HEARD

119. SOMETHING MOVE IN THERE

120. WITH THE GO-KART PARTS.

121. I KNEW IT!

122. HEY...

123. HEY, YOU GUYS...

124. CAN YOU DO ME A BIG FAVOR?

125. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

126. WHAT IS IT?

127. OKAY SEE,

128. I BORROWED BECK'S CAR...

129. 'CUZ I NEEDED TO TAKE MY GRANDMA

130. TO THE DOCTOR...

131. YEAH?

132. BUT SHE GOT SCARED

133. AND WOULDN'T GO,

134. SO THE DOCTOR TOLD ME

135. TO BRING HIM A CUP OF HER UH...

136. Y'KNOW... LIQUID.

137. WHAAAA...?

138. I UHHH...

139. I THINK HE MEANS HER URINE.

140. YEAH.

141. AND WHEN I TOOK A SHARP LEFT,

142. THE CUP OF UH... GRANDMA...

143. SPILLED ALL OVER THE FRONT SEAT.

144. ALRIGHT,

145. I'VE GOT RUBBER GLOVES

146. AND SPONGES IN MY LOCKER

147. I GUESS I'LL JUST—

148. NO NO —

149. I JUST WANT YOU TO TELL BECK

150. WHAT HAPPENED.

151. WHY US?

152. 'CUZ IT'S BAD NEWS,

153. AND IN CLASS TODAY,

154. YOU GUYS MADE BAD NEWS

155. SOUND NOT SO BAD.

156. OH OKAY.

157. YEAH, WE'LL TELL BECK FOR YA.

158. COOL. COOL, HE'S OVER THERE.

159. I'LL FETCH MY GUITAR.

160. HA HA... FETCH.

161. I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR WIFE

162. IN THE PLAY.

163. WELL I DON'T WANNA BE

164. YOUR HUSBAND IN THE PLAY.

165. OHHHH.

166. OHHHH.

167. HIIIII.

168. HEY GUYS.

169. WE HAVE A SONG.

170. FOR YOU.

171. WELL, I'M NOT THRILLED

172. ABOUT THE URINE IN MY CAR...

173. BUT I LIKED YOUR SONG,

174. SO I'M OKAY WITH IT.

175. THAT WAS REALLY FUN.

176. YEAH.

177. MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE OUT

178. SOME TIME.

179. ROBBIE... YOU'RE SO GROSS.

180. WHAT'S WRONG, MOM?

181. YA SEEM AWFUL UPSET.

182. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

183. YOUR FATHER IS AN ASTRONAUT!

184. IT'S HIS DREAM

185. TO WALK ON THE MOON,

186. BUT NOW THAT MIGHT NEVER HAPPEN

187. BECAUSE OF HIS NARCOLEPSY!

188. WHAT'S NARCOLEPSY?

189. IT'S WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS

190. FALLING ASLEEP,

191. EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT TIRED.

192. CAR DOOR SOUND-EFFECT!

193. OOO, I JUST HEARD

194. YOUR FATHER'S CAR.

195. NOW, BOYS,

196. NO MATTER HOW NARCOLEPTIC HE IS,

197. YOU PRETEND YOU DON'T NOTICE.

198. DON'T TOUCH MOMMY.

199. NANCY... BOYS... I'M HOME.

200. HI, HONEY.

201. HEY, DAD.

202. HI, THERE DAD.

203. OH, HELLO, CART—

204. OH. IT'S ALL RIGHT, BOYS.

205. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

206. HONEY... HONEY...

207. I'M UP, I'M UP.

208. SO, TOMMY...

209. HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?

210. I'M CARTER.

211. I'M TOMMY.

212. AH, WHAT KIND OF FATHER AM I?

213. I'M SO DARN NARCOLEPTIC

214. I CAN'T EVEN TELL

215. MY OWN TWIN SONS APART!

216. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT!

217. THEY'RE IDENTICAL!

218. LOOK AT THEM.

219. OH, NANCY. YOU'RE SO—

220. SWEETHEART... DARLING...

221. BLAST OFF!

222. NO, NO.

223. YOU WERE SAYING I'M SO...?

224. RIGHT.

225. YOU'RE SO GOOD... GENTLE.

226. HOW CAN YOU LOVE

227. A SLEEPY LOSER LIKE ME?

228. YOU'RE NO SLEEPY LOSER.

229. YOU'RE AN ASTRONAUT.

230. I LOVE YOU.

231. I LOVE YOU.

232. AH, NO YA DON'T.

233. LIGHT A CANDLE, BURF —

234. THIS PLAY STINKS.

235. I DON'T HAVE A CANDLE.

236. THEN GET A BETTER HAIRCUT.

237. SHAKE IT OFF, BURF —

238. HE'S JUST IN A MOOD.

239. YOU GIRLS

240. ARE RUINING THIS PLAY.

241. WHY?

242. ANDRE, BECK — TAKE FIVE.

243. THIS IS OUR FIFTH REHEARSAL,

244. AND YOU TWO

245. AREN'T GETTING ANY BETTER

246. AT PLAYING A BELIEVABLE

247. HUSBAND AND WIFE.

248. BURF, BE QUIET!

249. YOU GIRLS, MEET ME FOR DINNER

250. AT NOZU — TONIGHT — SEVEN P.M.

251. BUT, I DON'T WANNA GO—

252. NOZU.

253. BUT WHY, YOU CAN'T—

254. BLAAAOOOOOO...

255. AT LEAST LET US—

256. SEE YOU BOTH AT NOZU

257. AT SEVEN PM!

258. WOW.

259. I'M BUMMED THAT PEOPLE THINK

260. I SMELL...

261. BUT GOOD SONG.

262. JUST TRY TAKING MORE SHOWERS.

263. I'LL DO IT.

264. ICED GREEN TEA.

265. THANKS.

266. HEY... WHAT MAKES GREEN TEA

267. GREEN?

268. AHHH.

269. ANCIENT JAPANESE SECRET.

270. OH, C'MON, YOU CAN TELL ME.

271. I JUST DID.

272. THAT'S THE BRAND OF GREEN TEA

273. WE USE.

274. BWAAAHHH!

275. AHHHHHHH!

276. I HATE WHEN YOU DO THAT.

277. I KNOW, EVERYBODY DOES.

278. AH, THERE'S JADE. JADE!

279. WHAT'S THIS DARK

280. LITTLE BEVERAGE?

281. SOY SAUCE.

282. OKAY, I'M HERE — WHY?

283. BECAUSE YOU TWO NEED TO LEARN

284. TO PLAY A HUSBAND AND WIFE

285. BELIEVABLY.

286. WHAT DOES THAT

287. HAVE TO DO WITH SUSHI?

288. LISTEN, I ONCE DID A SHOW

289. WHERE I HAD TO PLAY A MAN

290. IN GREAT PAIN,

291. SO TO PREPARE, I THREW MYSELF

292. DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

293. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

294. HOW MANY TIMES I HIT MY HEAD.

295. YEAH, WE WOULD.

296. WE REALLY, REALLY WOULD.

297. NOW, TO PREPARE

298. FOR YOUR ROLES,

299. YOU TWO MUST DATE.

300. SO HAVE FUN.

301. WITH WHAT?

302. YOUR DATE.

303. WHAT DATE?

304. THIS ONE. IT BEGINS NOW AT...

305. SEVEN-OH-TWELVE P.M.

306. YOU TWO MUST STAY HERE, EAT,

307. DRINK, CHAT, AND GIGGLE

308. UNTIL THE RESTAURANT CLOSES

309. AT MIDNIGHT.

310. FORGET IT — I'M LEAVING.

311. YEAH, ME TOO—

312. AH! IF EITHER OF YOU LEAVE

313. BEFORE MIDNIGHT,

314. YOU BOTH GET AN F

315. FOR THE SEMESTER.

316. SIKOWITZ...

317. IT'S FINE.

318. HE'S NOT GONNA KNOW

319. WHEN WE LEAVE.

320. OH, YES, HE GONNA.

321. I HAVE TWO SPIES WATCHING YOU.

322. SINJIN...

323. AND BURF.

324. HAPPY DATING.

325. EXCUSE ME?

326. HAI!

327. YEAH, MY DATE AND I

328. WERE WONDERING

329. IF YOU HAVE A FLIGHT OF STAIRS

330. WE COULD THROW OURSELVES DOWN?

331. NOOOOOOO!

332. WORST NIGHT EVER.

333. YA THINK I'M HAVING FUN

334. ON THIS "DATE"?

335. BECAUSE I AM NOT.

336. THEN LET'S NOT TALK.

337. FINE. Y'KNOW...

338. ULLLCCCHHH.

339. THERE'S NO GOOD REASON

340. WHY YOU AND I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE

341. TO SIT HERE TOGETHER

342. AND HAVE A CONVERSATION.

343. I GOT A GOOD REASON.

344. WHICH IS...?

345. I DON'T LIKE YOU.

346. REALLY?

347. YOU CAN'T THINK OF ONE THING

348. THAT YOU LIKE ABOUT ME?

349. I LIKE WHEN YOU'RE SAD.

350. OKAY... TRY AGAIN.

351. REACH DEEP DOWN

352. INTO YOUR TWISTED, BITTER SOUL

353. AND SEE IF YOU CAN FIND

354. ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ME.

355. UH, OKAY...

356. YOUR SINGING... ISN'T AWFUL.

357. THANKS SO MUCH.

358. NOW LET'S HEAR YOU SAY

359. SOMETHING NICE ABOUT ME.

360. SURE. UMMM...

361. I ADMIRE

362. HOW YOU'RE NEVER AFRAID

363. TO SAY WHAT YOU THINK.

364. THAT'S STUPID.

365. SEE? NOW YOUR TURN AGAIN.

366. UMMM... I GUESS...

367. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY THAT...

368. FROM CERTAIN ANGLES...

369. YOU'RE PRETTY.

370. YOU COULD SAY I'M PRETTY.

371. YOU ARE PRETTY.

372. UH-OH!

373. BABE SANDWICH!

374. WHOOOOAAAA!

375. AND THIS NIGHT

376. ACTUALLY GETS WORSE.

377. GUYS, WE REALLY WANNA

378. HANG OUT ALONE.

379. WE ARE ALONE.

380. JUST THE FOUR OF US.

381. P'JOINK!

382. OH MY GOD.

383. SO, DOCTOR CHAD,

384. HOW'S THE PATIENT LOOK?

385. WHOA!

386. LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS

387. A CHAD INFECTION.

388. WHOA!

389. AIN'T NO CURE

390. FOR A CHAD INFECTION.

391. GUESS SHE'S STUCK WITH ME.

392. P'JOINK!

393. BURF, TAKE NOTES.

394. THESE GUYS GOT SERIOUS SKILLS.

395. FROM MY THEATRICAL

396. MAKEUP CLASS.

397. HE'S TAKING ME TO A LAKER GAME,

398. AND THEN TO PEEZIOS FOR DINNER.

399. OH, OOOPS, MY FELLA'S HERE.

400. GRANDMA, I DON'T HAVE TIME

401. TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PAIN.

402. CAN WE COME IN?

403. UH, I GUESS.

404. LISTEN,

405. I DON'T HAVE A LOTTA TIME.

406. I HAVE A HOT FELLA

407. PICKING ME UP ANY SECOND.

408. YEAH... ABOUT THAT...

409. TWO, THREE...

410. LATER.

411. OKAY, TWO-MINUTE BREAK,

412. THEN MORE KARAOKE

413. HERE AT NOZU, YEAH.

414. OOOHLOOLOO.

415. HUH?

416. OOOHLOOLOO.

417. ARE YA TICKLISH?

418. OOOHLOOLOO.

419. AHHH!

420. C'MON... CAN I BUY YOU A SODA?

421. NO.

422. SO WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

423. HOLLYWOOD ARTS.

424. OHHHHH!

425. HEY, I BET WE GOT US

426. A COUPLE A'SONG BIRDS HERE, HUH?

427. YOU GUYS SING SONGS?

428. SING US A SONG.

429. YEAH, WE WANNA HEAR

430. A LITTLE SONGY-SONG ACTION.

431. THEY WANNA HEAR

432. A LITTLE SONGY-SONG ACTION.

433. 'KAY. WE'LL SING YOU A SONG.

434. OHHHHH!

435. HEY D.J.

436. YOUR BREAK'S OVER.

437. WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANNA SING?

438. UHHH... T-305.

439. ALL RIIIIIGHT.

440. YEAH!

441. HOLLYWOOD ARTS!

442. HONEY, WAKE UP.

443. BLAST OFF!

444. NO, NO.

445. YOU WERE SAYING I'M SO...?

446. OH, RIGHT.

447. YOU'RE SO GOOD, GENTLE.

448. HOW CAN YOU LOVE

449. A SLEEPY LOSER LIKE ME?

450. YOU ARE NO SLEEPY LOSER.

451. YOU'RE AN ASTRONAUT.

452. I LOVE YOU.

453. I LOVE YOU.

454. IT'S THEM. IT'S THEM.

455. WHAT DO WE DO?

456. RUN. RUN, NANCY.

457. YES, WALTER.

458. MMM...

459. MY BOX HAS SPOKEN.

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