Victorious 3x12

Directed by Steve Hoefer

Darsan Solomon as Burf • Michael Eric Reid as Sinjin Van Cleef • Stephen A. Chang as Sushi Chef • Caden Michael Gray as Abner • Tina Mirka as Northridge Girl

Wearing a blond wig from a movie shoot, Cat meets and falls for a boy named Evan Smith. When she finds out he prefers blondes, she decides to continue the ruse.

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1. THERE'S BEEN A BURGLARY!

2. THEY COULD STILL BE HERE.

3. BANANAS!

4. CHECK THE ROOM.

5. UNDER DESK — CLEAR.

6. CLOSET — CLEAR.

7. MIDDLE OF THE ROOM...

8. THIS AREA...

9. FROM HERE...

10. TO LIKE RIGHT AROUND HERE...

11. THIS WHOLE SECTION

12. I'M INDICATING

13. WITH MY HAND GESTURES...

14. CLEAR.

15. TAWNY, YOU'RE HOLDING

16. YOUR BANANA BACKWARDS.

17. ARE YOU SURE?

18. 'CUZ IT'S MY UNDERSTANDING

19. THAT THE BA-

20. I TOLD THE CHIEF

21. THEY SHOULDN'T PUT IDIOTS

22. ON THE BLONDE SQUAD.

23. LOOK —

24. THERE'S McKULSKY'S BIRD.

25. HEY BIRD —

26. WHO CRACKED THAT SAFE?

27. TALK.

28. CAT... CAT.

29. YOU HAVE THE NEXT LINE.

30. NO, THE BIRD DOES.

31. NO... NO, WE PUT

32. THE BIRD'S LINE IN LATER.

33. OH, OKAY, I'LL WAIT.

34. AND CUT.

35. HOW IS IT THAT I'M PLAYING

36. THE DUMB GIRL?

37. WHO'S A PRETTY BIRD?

38. YESSS, WHO'S A PRETTY—

39. DON'T TOUCH HIM!

40. OH!

41. WAS THAT NECESSARY?

42. YOU KNOW THE RULES!

43. YOU CAN BORROW MY GRANDMA'S BIRD

44. TO BE IN YOUR LITTLE

45. STUDENT MOVIE,

46. BUT NOBODY'S ALLOWED

47. TO TOUCH HIM.

48. I KNOW, BUT—

49. HEY!

50. I WAS JUST—

51. I SAY HEY!

52. MY WIG IS HURTING MY HEAD.

53. HERE, I'LL FIX IT.

54. A'TUH TUH TUH TUH TUH!

55. HANDS OFF PLEASE.

56. WHY CAN'T I JUST—

57. WHO'S THE WIG-MASTER

58. ON THIS FILM?

59. YOU ARE.

60. YOU ARE.

61. ROBBIE.

62. THAT'S RIGHT.

63. AND ONLY THE WIG-MASTER

64. TOUCHES THE WIGS.

65. WELL, FIX HERS, WIG-MASTER.

66. WELL!

67. IT'S ALMOST FIVE O'CLOCK.

68. C'MON, LARRY.

69. WHAT ARE WE DOING?

70. I TOLD YOU —

71. LARRY HAS TO GET SOME FRESH AIR

72. OUTSIDE EVERY HOUR.

73. COME ON LARRY, FLY TO MY FINGER.

74. AW NO, YOU MISSED MY FINGER!

75. LARRY, LARRY STAY THERE!

76. I'M COMIN', SON!

77. I GUESS THAT'S A WRAP

78. FOR THE DAY.

79. THAT'S A WRAP, PEOPLE.

80. OH, HEY, YOU GUYS WANNA GO

81. GRAB SOME SUSHI AT NOZU?

82. YAY.

83. I DON'T WANT TO BUT I WILL.

84. OH, REMEMBER,

85. WE HAVE TO LET ROBBIE

86. TAKE OUR WIGS OFF.

87. ORRR...

88. WE COULD GO TO NOZU

89. IN OUR WIGS.

90. WHY?

91. 'CUZ —

92. HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED

93. WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A BLONDE?

94. NO.

95. I'VE WONDERED THAT.

96. I'VE ALSO WONDERED WHY LEMONADE

97. IS A DRINK

98. AND FIRST AID

99. IS FOR THE INJURED.

100. LIKE, WHAT IF A THIRSTY PERSON

101. GETS INJURED?

102. DO YOU GIVE HIM FIRST AID FIRST,

103. AND THEN LEMONADE?

104. OR LEMONADE FIRST

105. AND THEN SECOND AID?

106. LEMONADE.

107. AHAHAH.

108. SO SUSHI?

109. LET'S GO.

110. THIS IS SO COOL!

111. WE'RE BLONDES!

112. WOO!

113. WE'RE LIKE PRINCESSES.

114. CAN YOU BE THE PRINCESS

115. WHO GETS POISONED?

116. WHY ARE YOU SO EXCITED

117. TO BE BLONDE?

118. 'CUZ GUYS LOVE BLONDE GIRLS,

119. ESPECIALLY WITH BLUE EYES.

120. YOU WATCH.

121. TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA GET

122. EXTRA SPECIAL TREATMENT.

123. MY BROTHER GETS

124. SPECIAL TREATMENT.

125. FROM SPECIAL DOCTORS.

126. IT'S COURT ORDERED.

127. HERE'S SOME WATER.

128. HEHH? HEHHHHH?

129. WHAT?

130. HE JUST GAVE US WATER.

131. DO YOU SEE

132. WHAT BLONDE GIRLS GET?

133. FREE STUFF.

134. CH'CHING!

135. YAY-UH.

136. OH, IT'S A MAGICAL NIGHT.

137. YOU HAVE TO GO

138. TO THE BATHROOM?

139. NO.

140. OH. I DO.

141. BACK IN A BOO!

142. HI.

143. HEY.

144. OH, HI.

145. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

146. NOTHING. I'M JUST...

147. GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

148. I MEAN, NOT RIGHT THIS SECOND...

149. WHAT?

150. YOU'RE JUST REALLY PRETTY.

151. OH. HA.

152. SORRY — I PROBABLY

153. SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.

154. NO, IT'S OKAY —

155. I LOVE COMPLIMENTS.

156. WELL, YOU WANNA SIT DOWN

157. WITH ME...

158. MAYBE TALK A LITTLE BIT?

159. HMMM.

160. I DUNNO IF I SHOULD.

161. OKAY!

162. WAIT, DON'T YOU WANNA GO

163. HIT THE BATHROOM FIRST?

164. NOOOO, YOU SEEM WAY MORE FUN

165. THAN A BATHROOM.

166. HEY, CAT JUST SAT DOWN

167. WITH SOME GUY.

168. HEHHH?

169. SEE WHAT BLONDE HAIR DOES

170. FOR A GIRL?

171. 'SCUZE ME... HI...

172. WELL, HIIIIII THERE.

173. CAN I BORROW YOUR SOY SAUCE?

174. OHHHHHH.

175. HE WANTS TO BORROW

176. OUR SOY SAUCE.

177. WOW?

178. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, CUTE THING?

179. REESE.

180. WELL, REESE...

181. IF YOU WANNA HANG

182. WITH US BLONDES...

183. MY GOD.

184. LISTEN,

185. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND

186. THAT YOU WANNA BORROW OUR...

187. REESE...

188. DAD, I WAS JUST—

189. I TOLD YA

190. TO GET SOME DANG SOY SAUCE!

191. I ASKED THIS GIRL FOR IT

192. BUT SHE—

193. ARE YOU GONNA LEND US

194. YOUR DANG SOY SAUCE OR WHAT?

195. SURE, HERE...

196. OH, IT'S LOW-SODIUM.

197. WHAT ARE YOU, A DOCTOR?

198. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

199. DAD, I TRIED—

200. HI.

201. SHHH.

202. I'M TRYING TO CATCH

203. MY GRANDMA'S BIRD, LARRY.

204. HOW?

205. WELL, I PUT SOME SPECIAL BIRD

206. SEED IN HIS CAGE,

207. AND TURNED OUT ALL THE LIGHTS.

208. SOON AS I HEAR HIM

209. MUNCHING ON THAT SEED,

210. I'M GONNA GO IN THERE,

211. SLAM THAT CAGE,

212. AND THEN I'LL GET MY LIFE

213. BACK TO NORMAL.

214. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

215. WELL, EVERY NIGHT,

216. WHEN MY GRANDMA GOES TO BED,

217. SHE TALKS TO THE BIRD.

218. SURE.

219. SINCE HE WASN'T THERE

220. LAST NIGHT,

221. SHE MADE ME CRAWL UNDER HER BED,

222. AND DO THE BIRD'S VOICE.

223. WHAT KINDA THINGS

224. DOES YOUR GRANDMA SAY

225. TO THE BIRD?

226. LARRY?

227. ARE YA THERE, LARRY?

228. YES, GRANDMA.

229. LARRY LOVES YOU, GRANDMA.

230. THE BIRD CALLS YOUR GRANDMA

231. "GRANDMA"?

232. MMM-HMMM.

233. SO YOU AND THE BIRD

234. ARE COUSINS?

235. I GUESS.

236. SHHH! SHHH, LISTEN...

237. THE BIRD!

238. AND HE'S MUNCHIN' THAT SEED.

239. LET'S GET HIM.

240. WHEN I SHUT THE CAGE,

241. YOU TURN ON THE LIGHTS.

242. GOT IT.

243. LIIIIGHTS!

244. THIS IS A GOOD BLEND.

245. HEY... TORI... HERE...

246. WHAT ARE...

247. IS THAT A PAIR OF MY UNDERWEAR?

248. YEAH.

249. MY ALLERGIES HAVE BEEN SO BAD

250. TODAY.

251. WHAT?

252. TISSUES MAKE MY NOSE

253. RED AND SORE.

254. THESE ARE SO SOFT.

255. YOU'VE BEEN BLOWING YOUR NOSE

256. IN MY UNDERWEAR?

257. YEAH, THEY'RE LIKE A GIANT

258. SOFT HANKY.

259. GIANT?

260. WELL,

261. IF IT ISN'T THE VEGA GIRLS.

262. GROSS.

263. YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD.

264. YEP — 'CUZ I FINISHED

265. THE SONG I'VE BEEN WRITING.

266. AWWW, IS IT ANOTHER SONG

267. ABOUT WORMS?

268. NOT THIS TIME.

269. HATE THIS GUY.

270. THIS SONG'S ABOUT A GIRL.

271. ULCH, ROBBIE —

272. I'VE TOLD YOU,

273. I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU.

274. HEY, I DIDN'T MEAN YOU—

275. LISTEN.

276. Y'KNOW WHEN SOMETIMES GIRLS SAY,

277. "I JUST LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND"?

278. YEAH.

279. I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU

280. THAT WAY.

281. FREE HUGS!

282. WHO WANTS A FREE HUG!

283. I'M HUGGING YOUUU!

284. AHHHHHHH...

285. OH. WOW.

286. SOMEONE'S A HAPPY CAT.

287. YEAH, MEEEE!

288. WAIT, IS THIS

289. 'CUZ OF THAT GUY YOU MET

290. LAST NIGHT?

291. UH-HUHHHHH.

292. OH. YOU MET A FELLA?

293. YEAH. HIS NAME IS EVAN.

294. OH, AND I INVITED HIM HERE

295. TONIGHT TO WATCH BECK'S MOVIE.

296. OH YEAH,

297. THE SCREENING'S TONIGHT.

298. I HEAR THE MOVIE CAME OUT

299. PRETTY GOOD.

300. I WAS THE WIG-MASTER.

301. SO WHAT'D EVAN DO

302. WHEN YOU TOLD HIM

303. YOUR BLONDE HAIR

304. WAS REALLY A WIG?

305. WHAT?

306. I SAY... WHAT'D EVAN DO

307. WHEN YOU TOLD HIM

308. YOUR BLONDE HAIR

309. WAS REALLY A WIG?

310. THAT DID NOT COME UP.

311. YOU NEVER TOLD HIM

312. YOU WERE WEARING ONE OF MY WIGS?

313. I GUESS NOT.

314. OR BLUE CONTACTS?

315. ALSO DID NOT COME UP.

316. SO, YOU SPENT

317. LIKE FIVE HOURS WITH THIS GUY

318. AND HE STILL DOESN'T KNOW

319. WHAT YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE?

320. NO. OH MY GOD!

321. WHAT IF HE HATES

322. RED-HEADED GIRLS

323. WITH BROWN EYES?

324. DON'T WORRY, HE WON'T.

325. ARE YOU CRYING?

326. YEAH, I CAN'T HELP IT —

327. I CRY WHEN I'M SCARED.

328. WHAT IS THIS?

329. UNDERWEAR.

330. THEY'RE SO BIG!

331. WHAT?

332. HELLO.

333. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

334. YOU'RE THE ONE

335. WHO SAT DOWN HERE.

336. YEAH, LUCKY YOU.

337. I'M SO UPSET!

338. DID YOU TRY TO PLAY PIRATES

339. WITH HER?

340. NOOOO.

341. CAT'S BUGGIN'

342. 'CUZ SHE AND THAT GUY EVAN

343. REALLY HIT IT OFF LAST NIGHT,

344. BUT HE THINKS

345. THAT SHE HAS BLONDE HAIR

346. AND BLUE EYES.

347. YOU NEVER TOLD HIM

348. YOU WERE WEARING A WIG?

349. I FORGOT!

350. WHAT IF HE HATES

351. RED-HEADED GIRLS?

352. HE WON'T.

353. YOU'RE BEING SILLY.

354. WHAT'S THIS BOY'S NAME?

355. EVAN.

356. I FORGET HIS LAST NAME.

357. IT RHYMES WITH SNITH.

358. COULD IT BE SMITH?

359. THAT'S IT!

360. GOD, IT'S BEEN KILLING ME.

361. WHERE'S HE GO TO SCHOOL?

362. BRIARWOOD.

363. WHEN HE SEES HOW I REALLY LOOK

364. HE'S GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED

365. AND THEN—

366. THAT DOES IT!

367. CATARINA VALENTINE,

368. I WILL NOT SIT HERE ANYMORE

369. AND LISTEN TO YOU

370. TALK BAD ABOUT YOURSELF!

371. YOU'RE ADORABLE.

372. ANY GUY WOULD BE LUCKY AS CHEESE

373. TO GO OUT WITH YOU.

374. THANKS ROBBIE,

375. THAT'S REALLY SWEET,

376. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW

377. HOW GUYS THINK.

378. WH— H— HOW CAN—

379. GOOD DAY!

380. CHEESE IS LUCKY?

381. YES!

382. JADE, TELL CAT

383. THAT WHEN THIS BOY SEES

384. HER PRETTY RED HAIR TONIGHT,

385. HE'S GONNA LIKE HER EVEN MORE.

386. AHHH, CAN'T DO THAT.

387. WHY NOT?

388. 'CUZ I'M LOOKING

389. AT EVAN'S SPLASHFACE PAGE.

390. AND SCROLLING THROUGH PICS

391. OF HIS EX-GIRLFRIENDS,

392. BLONDE, BLONDE, BLONDE —

393. WHOA, UGLY BLONDE, BLONDE, OH,

394. AAAAAND HIS BLUE-EYED DOG

395. WITH BLONDE FUR.

396. I'M THINKIN'

397. EVAN GOES FOR BLONDES.

398. OH,

399. THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

400. WHAT ARE HIS LIKES AND DISLIKES?

401. "SUSHI, VIDEO GAMES,

402. GIRLS WITH BLONDE HAIR

403. AND BLUE EYES".

404. DISLIKES?

405. "PEOPLE WHO PRETEND

406. TO BE SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT."

407. OHHH NOOOO.

408. CAN I HAVE YOUR UNDERWEAR AGAIN?

409. THANK YOU FOR COMING

410. TO SEE MY SEMESTER PROJECT —

411. A FUNNY, SHORT FILM

412. CALLED "THE BLONDE SQUAD"...

413. YAY!

414. ALL RIGHT, BECK!

415. WE LOVE YOU, BECK!

416. NORTHRIDGE RIGHT? YEAH.

417. ANYWAY...

418. HANG OUT, GET SOME POPCORN,

419. WE'RE GONNA START...

420. SINJIN, PLEASE STOP EATING

421. BIRD SEED.

422. DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD

423. IF I COULD?

424. ALL RIGHT. UH...

425. REAL QUICK, REAL QUICK.

426. I'M SURE MOST OF YOU

427. HAVE HEARD BY NOW,

428. I'M LOOKIN' FOR A BIRD...

429. NAME'A LARRY.

430. IF YA HAPPEN TO SEE HIM,

431. PLEASE ALERT ME

432. BY SAYIN' SOMETHING

433. LIKE "HEY ANDRE —

434. THERE'S YOUR BIRD."

435. THANKS. THANKS FOR THAT.

436. YOU SEEN CAT'S BOY-TOY YET?

437. RIGHT OVER THERE.

438. OH, SO SHE'S MEETING HIM

439. HERE?

440. YUP.

441. AND I GUARANTEE YOU,

442. WHEN HE SEES

443. WHAT SHE REALLY LOOKS LIKE

444. HE'S GONNA BE EVEN MORE

445. PSYCHED—

446. WHOA WHOA...

447. NOOOOOO. OHHHHHH CAT.

448. HEY.

449. DID YOU DO THAT TO CAT'S HEAD?

450. I COULDN'T TALK HER

451. OUT OF IT!

452. YOU HELPED HER?

453. DO YOU SEE THIS BELT?

454. I AM A WIG-MASTER.

455. OH.

456. HELPING PEOPLE

457. WITH THEIR WIG NEEDS

458. IS MY DUTY.

459. OHHHHHHH.

460. HERE, SNIFF IT. HA HA HA...

461. HA! THERE'S BEEN A BURGLARY.

462. THEY COULD STILL BE HERE.

463. BANANAS. CHECK THE ROOM.

464. UNDER DESK, CLEAR.

465. CLOSET, CLEAR.

466. MIDDLE OF THE ROOM,

467. THIS AREA, LIKE,

468. FROM HERE TO RIGHT AROUND HERE,

469. THIS WHOLE SECTION

470. THAT I'M INDICATING

471. WITH THESE HAND GESTURES, CLEAR.

472. TAWNY, YOU'RE HOLDING

473. YOUR BANANA BACKWARDS.

474. ARE YOU SURE?

475. 'CAUSE IT'S MY UNDERSTANDING

476. THAT—

477. LARRY! OH MY WORD!

478. STOP THE FILM! STOP THE FILM!

479. WHOA.

480. CAT, DON'T MOVE!

481. I GOTTA GO FRESHEN UP.

482. NO, NO, COUSIN LARRY!

483. OUR GRANDMA NEEDS YA'!

484. ANDRE!

485. CAT... CAT...

486. CAT.

487. LARRY! LARRY!

488. PLEASE, FIX IT, ROBBIE.

489. FIX MY WIG!

490. OKAAAAY.

491. NO! THIS ENDS NOW.

492. TORIIIII...

493. CAT.

494. YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL,

495. WITH A BEAUTIFUL PERSONALITY.

496. ANY GUY WOULD BE INSANELY LUCKY

497. TO GO OUT WITH YOU.

498. LUCKY AS CHEESE.

499. PLEASE — JUST TELL EVAN

500. THE TRUTH.

501. SHOW HIM THE REAL YOU...

502. AND I PROMISE...

503. HE'LL THINK YOU'RE AMAZING.

504. YOU'RE SURE

505. HE'LL STILL LIKE ME?

506. HUNDRED PERCENT.

507. COME WITH ME.

508. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS...

509. IT'S OKAY.

510. BUT I DON'T LIKE CONTROVERSY.

511. 'SCUZE ME...

512. HAVE YOU SEEN A BLONDE GIRL,

513. SHE'S—

514. CAT. YEAH.

515. SHE'LL BE BACK IN A SEC.

516. IS SHE ALL RIGHT?

517. YEAH, SHE'S...

518. SHE JUST GETS WEIRD

519. WHEN BIRDS EAT FROM HER HAIR.

520. LARRY! LARRY!

521. EAT FROM MY FINGER!

522. WHY DON'T YOU WAIT HERE,

523. FOR CAT?

524. SHE'S REALLY SWEET,

525. AND PRETTY...

526. AND DESERVING OF BEING ACCEPTED

527. FOR WHO SHE IS.

528. HUH?

529. JUST WAIT HERE.

530. HIII.

531. CAT?

532. I GUESS.

533. IS THAT YOU?

534. BUT...

535. IT WAS A BLONDE WIG.

536. AND THE BLUE EYES WERE FAKE.

537. IT WAS FOR BECK'S MOVIE.

538. THIS IS ME.

539. WELL... YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

540. I AM?

541. TOTALLY.

542. BUT I'M REALLY INTO BLONDES.

543. LATER.

544. SQUAWK. LARRY LOVES GRANDMA.

545. LARR-EEEEEEE...

546. I GOT THE WIG ON

547. AND IT'S FULLA BIRD SEED!

548. COME EAT FROM MY WIG!

549. AW CAT...

550. I FEEL LIKE I'VE DONE

551. SOMETHING TERRIBLE TO YOU.

552. YEAH.

553. YOU HATE ME NOW?

554. NOOOO.

555. I JUST WANT SOMETHING BAD

556. TO HAPPEN TO YOU.

557. NOT LIKE REALLY BAD.

558. JUST SOMETHING

559. TO RUIN YOUR WEEKEND.

560. I'LL TRY.

561. I'D APPRECIATE IT.

562. CAN I JUST BE ALONE NOW?

563. OKAY. HUG?

564. NO.

565. HEY.

566. HI.

567. I THINK THAT EVAN GUY

568. IS REALLY DUMB FOR NOT SEEING

569. HOW GREAT YOU ARE.

570. YOU WANNA HEAR THE NEW SONG

571. I'VE BEEN WORKING ON?

572. I DON'T KNOW

573. IF I'M IN THE MOOD TO LISTEN—

574. PLEASE?

575. OKAY.

576. WOULD THERE BE MEATBALLS?

577. THERE WOULD.

578. HEY — WHAT IF I JUST DYE

579. MY HAIR BLONDE?

580. WE'RE BACK.

581. AND WE'RE VERY CLOSE

582. TO THE CAMERA.

583. OOH.

584. OOH.

585. HWE-HEY.

586. MI-ROWL.

587. AND NOW,

588. WE'RE AT A PROPER DISTANCE

589. FROM THE CAMERA.

590. LIKE PROPER GIRLS

591. WHO SHOULD ALWAYS REMAIN

592. AT THE PROPER DISTANCE

593. FROM A CAMERA.

594. PROPER.

595. PROPER.

596. AH!

597. MMM...

598. YOU'RE HOLDING

599. YOUR BANANA BACKWARDS!

600. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY AEGIS RAPIDTEXT