Victorious 3x10

1. - Backstory.

2. Backstory.

3. Backstory.

4. - Why do you keep saying backstory?

5. - Excellent question.

6. When it comes to television shows and Hollywood movies,

7. most of the writing is terrible.

8. - That's true.

9. - Don't we know it.

10. - So good actors must make up their own backstory,

11. a history for the character.

12. Who is this person I'm playing?

13. Where did I come from?

14. What is this stain?

15. - Ooh.

16. The police found a weird stain on the seat

17. of my brother's car.

18. - Uh.

19. What kind of stain?

20. - They don't know yet.

21. They're taking the car seat down to "the lab."

22. - Maybe we should just talk about backstory.

23. - All right.

24. Let's take a look at this performance by me

25. from an old TV show called "City Bus Nights."

26. There I am guest starring as the character of Loogie.

27. So for my backstory—

28. - Hi.

29. Sorry to interrupt.

30. - What is it, boy?

31. - Mason Thornesmith is having a major press conference

32. right now about the Platinum Music Awards.

33. - I got it.

34. They're streaming it on TheSlap.

35. - Put it on the TV.

36. - OK.

37. Let's see.

38. W-W-W—

39. - Move.

40. Last year, the Platinum Music Awards

41. were watched by over 200 million people worldwide.

42. This year, I am very excited to announce that we will begin

43. the Platinum Music Awards with a performance

44. by a complete unknown.

45. - Is everyone watching?

46. Is everyone watching the press conference?

47. Begining now, we are conducting

48. a worldwide search for a fresh young talent, who will begin

49. the award show with an original song

50. and become an overnight music sensation.

51. Now, please hold your questions.

52. Just hold your questions.

53. Thank you.

54. For the next 48 hours, we'll be accepting online video

55. auditions at superstarBAM.com.

56. - Yes!

57. Yes!

58. I so got this.

59. Shut up!

60. So all you young performers

61. out there who feel you have superstar potential, show us

62. what you got.

63. - That's amazing.

64. - All right.

65. All right.

66. Settle down.

67. Cool your jets.

68. Sit.

69. You can all work on your Platinum Music Award auditions

70. later.

71. All right.

72. - Right.

73. - Yeah.

74. - Now, I was talking about backstory.

75. Now, when I played Loogie, I made a list of character traits

76. for each letter of the name.

77. So for L, I was lonely.

78. So then, I thought I would be— class dismissed.

79. Here I am once again, feeling lost.

80. But now and then, I breathe it in to let it go.

81. And you don't know where you are now or what it will come to.

82. If only somebody could hear.

83. When you figure out how you're lost in the moment,

84. you disappear.

85. You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action.

86. You're never going to fade.

87. You'll be the main attraction.

88. Not a fantasy.

89. Just remember me when it turns out right.

90. Cause you know that if you live your imagination,

91. tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination.

92. In my victory, just remember me when I make it shine.

93. - (SINGING) I got to read your mind.

94. But I don't want to waste your time.

95. And I don't want to make you cry if it's time to say goodbye.

96. If you give me half a chance—

97. - Hey, what's going on?

98. - Hold.

99. Cut!

100. Cut it!

101. Cut!

102. Ugh.

103. You ruined my take.

104. - What is all this?

105. - My audition that I'm sending in to the Platinum Music Awards.

106. - Oh.

107. - I'm helping Trina shoot her audition.

108. Then, later, she's going to help me shoot mine.

109. - Can we have some water?

110. - Did you guys bring water?

111. - No.

112. - Then, I guess not.

113. - Oh hey, will you help me think of a good song for my audition?

114. - No.

115. This is a competition, and I'm a what-you-call in it to win it.

116. - Anyway, Trina says it doesn't matter what song you pick.

117. - Right.

118. Cause it's all about the razzle dazzle.

119. You know, being a flashy performer.

120. I'm even changing my name.

121. - To what?

122. - P Zazz.

123. - Wait.

124. Isn't that a medicine that helps people stop wetting the bed?

125. - No.

126. That's peezol.

127. And it doesn't work very well.

128. So I hear.

129. (SINGING) I try to read your mind,

130. but I don't want to waste your time.

131. - What have I done to deserve this torture?

132. (SINGING) If you give me a half a chance—

133. Well, can't take any more of that.

134. Click.

135. - (SINGING) It's fun to spray yourself with mace.

136. It's fun to squeeze your mother's face.

137. Don't tell me no.

138. Just tell me yes.

139. And then we'll brake things made of glass.

140. - Nice.

141. No.

142. Maybe.

143. - (SINGING) Give it up.

144. You can't win.

145. - Eh.

146. Pitchy.

147. - (SINGING) Since you been gone, it's been so long.

148. It seems like forever.

149. Baby, come home.

150. Don't you know.

151. We were so good.

152. - Excellent.

153. - (SINGING) I'm flying.

154. I'm flying to a land called Aquarius.

155. Fly.

156. - Oh yeah.

157. - (SINGING) Loving you—

158. - Cruise ship.

159. (SINGING) Beautiful dreamer—

160. - Next.

161. - (SINGING) So what I'm going to do now is freak the freak out.

162. - (SINGING) Shelter my eyes from the sun.

163. And wait for the birds to fly by.

164. - Like it.

165. - (SINGING) Five fingaz to the face.

166. - I'm not sure I get this one.

167. - (SINGING) Move your body right next to mine.

168. Feel the beat, and we're lost in time.

169. - (SINGING) I came back home with a pocket full of tin.

170. Oh do dah day.

171. Hey.

172. - (SINGING) You get me out of my seat.

173. It's like I been in bed for a week.

174. I've been slipping and sliding all over the place.

175. And nobody cares.

176. I'm such a disgrace.

177. You get me out of my mood.

178. That's something only you can do.

179. Cause I feel like I'm home when I'm in your arms.

180. And that's why I need you to cheer me up.

181. Come on.

182. Dance with me.

183. And you take my hand.

184. Oh, cheer me up.

185. Oh.

186. Even if we're the only ones dancing.

187. Whoa.

188. Please won't you cheer me up?

189. Oh.

190. Even if we're the only ones dancing.

191. - Oh man.

192. - What's wrong?

193. - I didn't eat dinner last night or breakfast this morning,

194. and I'm dying.

195. - Oh.

196. Dying is not cool.

197. Here.

198. I got a hoagie in my backpack.

199. - A hoagie.

200. Oh, I need a hoagie so bad.

201. - Here's a hoagie.

202. Wow.

203. - (WITH MOUTH FULL) So hungry.

204. - You're chewing that like it's your job.

205. - Over there.

206. Over there.

207. There's Tori with that large sandwich.

208. - There's my girl.

209. - What's going on?

210. - Tori Vega.

211. - Just spit it in my hands.

212. Oh god.

213. It's warm.

214. - You done?

215. Tori Vega, how would you like to sing the opening number

216. at this year's Platinum Music Awards?

217. - Yes.

218. Oh my god!

219. Oh my god!

220. - What's that on her face?

221. - It looks like mustard.

222. - All right.

223. Cut.

224. Let's get another take, shall we?

225. Wipe her face, somebody. All right.

226. Everyone, back to one. Outside.

227. Everyone, back to one. Outside. Outside. Come on.

228. Outside. Come on.

229. Come on.

230. - Hey.

231. Hey.

232. Hey.

233. Hey.

234. You did it.

235. - I did it!

236. I am going to sing on the Platinum Music Awards.

237. - I know.

238. Uh.

239. Do you want your sandwich back?

240. There's sandwich all over me.

241. - What you got?

242. - Tori Vega's here.

243. - Oh.

244. Brilliant!

245. Good.

246. Good.

247. - She's got some friends with her.

248. - Nominee.

249. All right.

250. We'll dispose of the friends.

251. All right.

252. Show them in.

253. - Come on in, guys.

254. Tori.

255. Tori.

256. Tori Vega.

257. Come here, darling.

258. - Hi, Mr. Thornesmith.

259. - Oh now, now.

260. None of that.

261. You call me Mason.

262. - Oh.

263. Mason.

264. - And you brought friends.

265. Delightful.

266. - How you doing?

267. - Hi, Mason.

268. - Wait a minute.

269. Didn't you two girls send in auditions?

270. - Yeah.

271. Mine was the one you didn't pick,

272. because you picked Tori's.

273. - Ho.

274. Ho.

275. We got a brassy one here.

276. - Yeah.

277. I got a lot of brass.

278. - Mine was also one you didn't pick.

279. - Yes.

280. Well.

281. - Hey, I'm here.

282. Sorry.

283. - Where were you?

284. - Well, when I was in the men's room

285. I opened one of the stall doors, and sitting right there,

286. Bruno Mars.

287. - What?

288. - So I was all, "Oh my god.

289. Bruno Mars.

290. You're like one of my idols."

291. And then he says, "Thanks, but I'm on the toilet.

292. Could you shut the door?"

293. So I said, "Sure."

294. And I shut the door.

295. And then Bruno Mars says, "I meant could you leave the stall

296. and then shut the door."

297. But I'm like, "Bro, I know you're famous,

298. but can you just like—"

299. - Hey, hey.

300. Maybe stop talking.

301. - So listen. Why don't you all come in?

302. Sit down.

303. Sit down.

304. Make yourselves comfortable.

305. - Thank you.

306. - Thank you.

307. - Now, Tori.

308. Are you ready to sing the opening number

309. in this year's Platinum Music Awards?

310. - Well, sure.

311. I mean, but I'm also pretty nervous.

312. - Have some bibble.

313. - What?

314. - What's bibble?

315. - It's a British snack.

316. - You've never heard of bibble?

317. Oh, that's a bloody crime.

318. - I don't understand it.

319. - Well, have some bibble now.

320. There's some bibble.

321. And there. And there.

322. And there.

323. - All right.

324. I'll have a taste.

325. - Uh-huh.

326. - Mm.

327. - Really good mouth feel.

328. - I like it.

329. - Tell you what.

330. Marshall, why don't you take them

331. all down to Barney's Bibblery?

332. Get each of them a ten pound sack of bibble.

333. - Oh wow.

334. - That's a lot.

335. - Oh, thank you.

336. - No.

337. No.

338. No.

339. I insist.

340. My treat.

341. Take the limo.

342. - Zine?

343. - Indeed.

344. Go on.

345. Off you go.

346. Go on.

347. - Thank you.

348. - Let's go get some bibble.

349. - Wow.

350. That's very generous.

351. - Oh, Tori, Tori.

352. Not you.

353. We have some talking to do.

354. Sit.

355. - Oh.

356. OK.

357. I'll sit.

358. - Your dream of being a pop superstar is coming true.

359. It is going to happen to you, because I

360. am going to make it happen to you.

361. - Wow.

362. Cool.

363. So what song should I sing?

364. - I couldn't care less.

365. - Oh.

366. Great.

367. Wait.

368. What?

369. - See.

370. All of this, it's all about you.

371. Well, that is it's about me recreating

372. you into something wonderful.

373. - You want to recreate me?

374. - Are you thirsty?

375. Did my bibble make you thirsty?

376. - Yeah.

377. A little.

378. - Yeah?

379. Gwenneth.

380. - Oh, thanks.

381. What is this?

382. - That is citrus flavored juice made by my grandmum, Mimsy.

383. She sends it all the way from London.

384. Have a sip?

385. - Wow.

386. OK.

387. Ooh.

388. Pop.

389. Mm.

390. Whoa, Mimsy.

391. - Good, yeah.

392. - So good.

393. - That's not citrus juice from my Mimsy.

394. - Hm?

395. - You just drank tuna fish water.

396. - What?

397. - But you pretended to like it, because you

398. wanted me to like you.

399. You hated that tuna juice, but you put on a show.

400. - You actually juiced a tuna?

401. You see.

402. The audience likes to see a personality, a character.

403. Ah, music, whatever.

404. - Mason's saying that you must let us create an image for you.

405. - So you want to, like, give me a makeover?

406. - Yes.

407. - But you mustn't tell anyone we're putting you up to this.

408. - Well, I can tell my parents and friends though, right.

409. - Oh no.

410. No.

411. No.

412. - No one.

413. - Uh-uh.

414. - This is far too big.

415. You can't trust anyone.

416. - Except us.

417. - Exactly.

418. - And we'll never tell you anything that isn't true.

419. Starting now.

420. - Hey.

421. - Tori?

422. - I'm in.

423. - What is she wearing?

424. - Whoa.

425. Tori.

426. - Hey, Cat.

427. - Cool outfit.

428. - Thanks.

429. What you got there?

430. - It's my sack of bibble.

431. It's really heavy, so I put it in a wagon.

432. - And you needed to bring all of it to school?

433. - I can't help it.

434. It's so good.

435. - I can't believe Mason bought you this much.

436. - This isn't even the sack he got me.

437. - What?

438. - I finished that one.

439. I went back and bought two more sacks.

440. I think I might have a bibble problem.

441. - Well, it is pretty good stuff.

442. - Don't touch it!

443. My bibble.

444. - Oh.

445. I'm sorry.

446. Were we all supposed to dress stupid today?

447. - Hey!

448. Every student at Hollywood Art should

449. feel free to dress as stupidly as they choose.

450. - One time for Halloween I wore my mom's dress,

451. and the other kids made fun of me.

452. (DUMMY'S VOICE) It wasn't Halloween.

453. It was a random Tuesday in July.

454. I was experimenting.

455. - Cat.

456. That is a lot of bibble.

457. - Yeah.

458. Please don't look at it.

459. It's all for me.

460. - Cat, don't be stingy.

461. Just him a little nibble of the bibble.

462. - No!

463. - So why are you dressed like that?

464. Not that it's bad.

465. Just, um, why?

466. - Uh.

467. Just cause.

468. - Yeah.

469. Just cause she thinks she's a big star now.

470. - I don't think I— look.

471. I just thought I'd wear something a little

472. different today.

473. I mean this has nothing to do with me singing on the Platinum

474. Music Awards.

475. - (COUGHING) Liar.

476. - Oh, come on, Jade.

477. That's not how you call Tori a liar through cough talk.

478. You do it like— (COUGHING) Liar.

479. Liar.

480. Come on, everybody.

481. Try it.

482. (COUGHING) Liar.

483. Liar.

484. Liar.

485. - I am not lying.

486. OK.

487. I'm just regular old Tori on a regular old day.

488. So can we please—

489. This way.

490. Tori!

491. - Tori!

492. Over here.

493. - Hey.

494. Hey, you people, paparazzi people.

495. Out!

496. Get out!

497. - Whoa.

498. It's the voice of Plankton.

499. - No.

500. I am not— I mean, Karen, I must have

501. the secret formula for the crabby patties.

502. - Nice.

503. Nice.

504. Let's get a shot of Plankton with Tori.

505. - Oh sure.

506. Sure.

507. Huh.

508. How about this?

509. Nice, right.

510. - Mason, your four o'clock is here.

511. - Oh

512. - Hi.

513. - Ah, Tory.

514. You're early.

515. Good.

516. Good.

517. - Yeah.

518. My friend Cat said that she really needs to talk to you.

519. - Mr. Thornesmith, you know that store Barney's Bibblery.

520. - Mhm.

521. - They won't sell me any more bibble.

522. - Why not?

523. - They think I might have a problem.

524. Would you mind calling for me?

525. - Sure.

526. Later.

527. All right.

528. - No.

529. I need more bibble now.

530. - Now, Cat, Tori and I need to have a little word in private.

531. So why don't you just put on these dark sunglasses

532. and these headphones?

533. - But I don't understand.

534. - Just listen to this very loud music.

535. Dance around awhile.

536. And I'll give you some bibble.

537. - I don't see why— ooh.

538. - Now, Tori, you are doing a magnificent job

539. with the makeup and these outfits.

540. - I'm ready for bibble.

541. - You really think I need to change who I am

542. and be outrageous for people to like my music.

543. - Oh absolutely.

544. - 100%.

545. - And see we've already got you looking

546. the part of the outrageous pop star.

547. - And now, you've got to play the part.

548. - I don't—

549. - Rebellious.

550. - Dangerous.

551. - The sort of wild girl who'd go to a posh restaurant in Beverly

552. Hills, get furious with her server, flip over a table.

553. - Grab a plate of ravioli.

554. - And then dump that ravioli right down a policeman's pants.

555. - I'm dancing for bibble.

556. - A policeman's pants?

557. Isn't that illegal?

558. - Not a real policeman.

559. - No.

560. No.

561. A stuntman.

562. But everyone will think it's all real.

563. - And people will think I'm a terrible person.

564. - Precisely.

565. - That will create buzz.

566. Get everyone talking about you.

567. - Well, can I at least tell my friends that it's fake?

568. - Oh no.

569. No, no, no, no, no, no.

570. - Don't be a silly person.

571. - No one likes a silly.

572. - I'm sorry.

573. I don't want to be a silly.

574. - Come on now.

575. I'll take you upstairs.

576. Katy Perry's up there cutting her new track.

577. - Wow.

578. Wait.

579. Ravioli down his pants?

580. - It'll be a nice feeling.

581. - Hello.

582. Somebody bibble me.

583. - Water?

584. - What?

585. Oh yeah.

586. Water's good.

587. Sure.

588. - Right this way, sir.

589. - Hey, Tori.

590. It's Bud Alderman, the astronaut.

591. - Mhm.

592. - He walked on the moon.

593. - Yeah.

594. Walking is great exercise.

595. - Something bothering you?

596. - What?

597. Nothing.

598. Why do say that?

599. - Because you seem all freaked out.

600. I feel like I'm with my grandma.

601. That laugh seemed insincere.

602. - OK.

603. We have a chopped salad for the gentleman.

604. - Ah yeah.

605. That's some legit salad.

606. - And for the lady, a lobster salad with avocado.

607. - What?

608. What is this?

609. - Well, you ordered—

610. - Where's the manager?

611. - Uh, Tori, maybe you—

612. - Stay out of this!

613. - Well.

614. - Uh, ma'am.

615. If you would rather have something else, I'd—

616. - No.

617. What I'd rather do is see you get fired

618. for being an incompetent pretard.

619. - Uh, check please.

620. My salad.

621. - Excuse me, young lady.

622. There's no need to be this upset over—

623. - Give me that ravioli.

624. - Oh my stars.

625. - That wasn't the cop.

626. Where's the stunt cop?

627. - I don't know.

628. It's all right.

629. It's all right.

630. This is— this is so much better.

631. - Is there a problem here?

632. - Yes.

633. - Oh.

634. I think there is.

635. - Hurry, let's see it.

636. - I don't know about this.

637. What if Tori walks in?

638. - I wouldn't worry about that.

639. - She's been skipping classes all week.

640. - (DUMMY VOICE) Yeah, cause she thinks

641. she thinks she's hot wazz.

642. - Sikowitz, Cat has bibble.

643. - Cat!

644. - No.

645. It's not mine.

646. I'm holding it for a friend.

647. But I need it.

648. I mean my friend needs it.

649. - Cat, here.

650. - What's this?

651. - It's a special gum.

652. If you're craving bibble, just chew some of that.

653. It'll make you feel better.

654. See.

655. You just unwrap it, and then chew.

656. - I know how gum works.

657. - OK.

658. Here we go.

659. Excuse me, young lady.

660. There's no need to be this upset over something— oh my stars.

661. - That is disappointing and shocking.

662. It's disashocking.

663. - And hilarious.

664. It's disashockinglarious.

665. - Yeah.

666. Tori has a big problem.

667. - I can't believe the whole being famous thing

668. has already gone to her head.

669. - I just think she's probably caught up

670. in some sort of— and so in 1827,

671. the television was invented by TV Smith.

672. And that's why this television is here right now.

673. There's no other reason.

674. We certainly weren't watching—

675. - OK.

676. I know you guys were watching that video at the restaurant.

677. - We were learning about TV Smith.

678. - Can we please just forget about it?

679. - (DUMMY VOICE) Good luck.

680. - It's the number one video on Splashface.

681. - Yep.

682. So the whole world knows what you're turning into.

683. - I'm not turning— it's just

684. - (DUMMY VOICE) Just what?

685. - Complicated.

686. - So you deny that you've totally changed how you dress?

687. - No.

688. - Do you deny throwing a tantrum in that restaurant?

689. - No.

690. I did, but— but—

691. - But, but, but, but.

692. - Looks like someone's got a bad case of the buts.

693. - (DUMMY VOICE) Maybe she should see a but doctor.

694. I got a guy.

695. - Uh, Cat, maybe you want to back off that bibble gum.

696. - Don't tell me what to do.

697. - Andre, you were at the restaurant with Tori.

698. What's your take on what happened?

699. - Well, when the server brought her salad, Tori didn't like it.

700. And you know, words were said.

701. Tables were flipped.

702. And a great man who walked on the moon

703. got ravioli in his pants.

704. - But that's not fair.

705. - How's the truth not fair?

706. - Wait.

707. But.

708. - I can't believe her.

709. - Cat.

710. - You don't think I'm obnoxious and awful, do you?

711. - Well, I used to think you were the nicest,

712. but now you've changed.

713. - You've got to take that gum out of your mouth.

714. - Bye.

715. - I deserve this.

716. What is that?

717. - A bowl of mayonnaise.

718. - For what?

719. - I read online that soaking your face in mayonnaise

720. for 10 minutes a day makes a girl prettier.

721. Tori, it's Beck.

722. - Beck.

723. Oh.

724. Beck.

725. Oh.

726. Hey, Beck.

727. I didn't know you were coming over

728. - You got a little something.

729. - I'll be right back.

730. - Ugh.

731. - You know, for a girl who's about to open the Platinum

732. Music Awards in front of, like, a billion people,

733. you don't look too happy.

734. - I'm not.

735. - Why?

736. - Because I don't want to be— Because

737. I just wish that I could tell everyone— .

738. - That it's all an act.

739. That those people are making you dress and act like a jerk.

740. - How did you know?

741. - Because you're Tori.

742. You wouldn't act like that unless someone was making you.

743. - Oh my god.

744. You have no idea how happy I am that you know the truth.

745. But I— I— I didn't tell you.

746. I never told you I was faking.

747. You guessed it.

748. - OK.

749. Now, why don't you just stop?

750. - Because if I don't keep acting like a bad girl obnoxious rock

751. star, they might drop me from the show.

752. - The show is in two days.

753. They can't fire you.

754. - I don't know.

755. I'm scared.

756. - Listen.

757. Just tell Mason Thornesmith that you're not

758. going to play his little game anymore.

759. - But—

760. - The world needs to see who you really are.

761. Because you're awesome.

762. - Who wants pie?

763. - Hi.

764. - I got to go.

765. - OK.

766. Later.

767. - School stuff.

768. Bye.

769. - I don't get it.

770. What are you doing?

771. - Just giving you a hand massage.

772. - Well, stop it.

773. - Uh, hello.

774. - Hey, Cat.

775. - Hi.

776. - Who's the dude?

777. - Oh, this is Oliver.

778. My parents hired him to keep me away from bibble.

779. - So he's your bibble guard?

780. - That's right.

781. I used to have a bibble problem myself.

782. And now, I help others.

783. - Can't I just have a little bibble?

784. - No, baby.

785. You can't.

786. - Oh, she can have a little bit.

787. Here, Cat.

788. Here's some bibble to tide you over.

789. - No bibble for Cat.

790. - No bibble for Cat.

791. - You should have tried to massage his hand.

792. - Stop acting so nervous.

793. - I am not acting.

794. I am super nervous.

795. - Stop.

796. - Mason's going to be here any second with his dumb camera

797. crew to get video of me slapping a delivery man.

798. - OK.

799. Then, you'll just explain to Mason—

800. Tori.

801. Tori.

802. - Hey, Mason.

803. - Hey what?

804. Why are you dressed like a pretard?

805. Did you send her the jellyfish dress with the tentacles?

806. - I did.

807. I swear it.

808. - Where's the dress?

809. And why aren't you wearing the meat hat?

810. Did you send her the meat hat?

811. - Yes.

812. I— I cross me heart.

813. - Tori doesn't want to wear your jellyfish dress or your meat

814. hat.

815. - Listen to me, young lady.

816. We have a deal.

817. - Look.

818. I don't want to be your puppet anymore.

819. I don't want to wear stupid clothes and stupid makeup.

820. And I don't want to be mean, or flip tables, or dump ravioli

821. down former astronauts' pants.

822. - You forgot one.

823. - What?

824. - You're also not going to sing at the Platinum Music Awards.

825. You're out.

826. - They're tomorrow night.

827. - I'm aware.

828. - Beck.

829. - Sir, you're not going to be able to replace Tori that fast.

830. - Oh.

831. Won't I?

832. Oh yeah, you.

833. - Me?

834. - You gave a rather fantastic audition, as I recall.

835. - Thanks.

836. - How would you like to sing the opening number tomorrow

837. night at the Platinum Music Awards?

838. - No way.

839. - Absolutely.

840. - Come then.

841. We have much to discuss.

842. - See.

843. - I mean obviously I'm sad I'm not going to be on the show,

844. but I'm kind of proud that I stood up for myself.

845. Is that really helping anything?

846. - They say mustard retards pimples.

847. - Oh god.

848. People.

849. - Hey.

850. - Hey, I brought you a present.

851. - A stuffed dog?

852. - Uh-uh.

853. A special stuffed dog.

854. - That's truly frightening.

855. - Yeah.

856. That's a sick toy, isn't it?

857. - One sec.

858. Hello, boys.

859. Come in.

860. - Thanks.

861. I brought you a plant.

862. - Look.

863. I brought you a little chocolate leaf blower.

864. - That's chocolate?

865. - Yeah.

866. Taste it.

867. - No.

868. Hey, guys.

869. Listen.

870. I really appreciate you coming over here

871. to try and cheer me up, but I'm fine.

872. - Sorry.

873. I'm not too sure how this puppy works.

874. - Turn it off!

875. - Right.

876. Uh.

877. - I got it.

878. - Hey, Cat wants to video chat you.

879. - Hi.

880. - Hey, cutie.

881. - Hey, Cat.

882. - Hey, girl.

883. - You remember Oliver.

884. - Hi, everyone.

885. - Cat, where are you?

886. - Um.

887. I'm— I'm in the bathtub.

888. La, la, la, la.

889. - No.

890. You're not in the bathtub.

891. - We're backstage at the Boomerang Theater.

892. - Cat, you don't have to lie.

893. It's OK if you're with Jade, helping her get

894. ready for the show tomorrow night.

895. - You're sure you're not mad at me.

896. - I'm sure.

897. - Good.

898. Bring me some bibble.

899. You're my only hope.

900. - No bibble.

901. - Oliver.

902. - Cat, I'm not getting you bibble.

903. Anything else?

904. - No.

905. Oh, Jade said you guys are invited

906. to come here and watch her rehearse.

907. - Ah.

908. No thanks.

909. You guys want to go watch her?

910. - Rehearse for the Platinum Music Awards?

911. - No.

912. No.

913. - Nuh-uh.

914. - No, we came here to hang with you.

915. - If you want to go, you can go.

916. - Yeah. -Yay.

917. - Wait.

918. You left your dog in the freezer.

919. You're taking my chocolate leaf blower?

920. - Can I just have one handful.

921. - The answer is no.

922. - But I just—

923. - Cat.

924. - Oh hey.

925. - Take this.

926. Now, Mason wants me to try on a blue skirt.

927. - Why doesn't he like this one?

928. - I think this skirt is pretty.

929. - Just go get the blue one.

930. - Come on, Oliver.

931. - First, we had to get the red skirt.

932. Now, we got to go get the blue skirt.

933. - Life is hard.

934. I should have just kept my mouth shut.

935. No, you were right.

936. I mean if I'm going to be successful,

937. I want it to be because of my talent,

938. not for throwing tantrums and wearing meat hats.

939. Well, can't you be famous for your music

940. and wear a meat hat?

941. Seriously, meat whenever you want.

942. Right out of your hat.

943. Right out of my hat.

944. Right out of your hat in your mouth.

945. - Simple as that.

946. - So.

947. - Yeah.

948. - Uh.

949. Oh.

950. You.

951. - I'm sorry.

952. - No.

953. I'm sorry.

954. - I didn't— I didn't mean to—

955. - No.

956. You didn't— you—

957. - Then why can't we kiss?

958. - Because— because of Jade.

959. Jade and I broke up.

960. - Yeah.

961. But kissing your friend's ex-boyfriend.

962. Wait.

963. Wait.

964. Since when are you and Jade friends?

965. Last week, she took your hamburger,

966. she just rubbed it against her bare foot.

967. - What?

968. I ate feet meat.

969. - And she took your spot on the Platinum Music Awards.

970. Look.

971. I mean I guess Jade and I aren't really "friends friends,"

972. but we're kind of friends, I think.

973. And kissing her ex-boyfriend, I can't do that to a friend.

974. - We're back.

975. - We got the blue skirt.

976. - Check one.

977. Check.

978. Check one.

979. - 12 minutes away, people.

980. Going live in 12.

981. What don't you understand?

982. - Why can't you just let me smell some bibble?

983. - You can't even have a whiff of bibble.

984. It's too sweet.

985. It's too good.

986. - Hey, what's up, Cat?

987. - Hey, little red thing.

988. - Hi.

989. - So where's Jade?

990. - You can't talk to her.

991. She's over there getting ready.

992. Come on, everyone.

993. I'll take you to our seats.

994. - I get the aisle seat.

995. - You can have the aisle seat for bibble.

996. - No.

997. - Dang it!

998. - I'm going to go get some safety pins for you to hold that down.

999. - Thanks.

1000. - Wow.

1001. Incredible outfit.

1002. - I look like an idiot.

1003. - A pretty pink idiot with a thing on her head.

1004. - Thanks.

1005. Didn't expect to see you here.

1006. - Well, everyone else was coming to cheer you on,

1007. so figured I would too.

1008. And you look way better in that than I would have.

1009. - This isn't right.

1010. - Yeah.

1011. It is a little tight around your—

1012. - No.

1013. Not this stupid outfit.

1014. This.

1015. Me.

1016. I don't— this is supposed to be your night.

1017. This was your big chance, so for me to go out there and—

1018. - And?

1019. - I can't do that to a friend.

1020. Or even to you.

1021. - 60 seconds.

1022. You ready?

1023. - Waiting for my cue.

1024. - Hey, Rick.

1025. Did you get the script change?

1026. - Script change.

1027. No.

1028. - Ugh.

1029. Those guys.

1030. Give me that.

1031. Have a good show.

1032. - Uh.

1033. You too.

1034. - Does anyone have any bibble?

1035. - No.

1036. You got to stop chasing that snack.

1037. - But it hurts.

1038. - We're live in five, four, three, two—

1039. - Welcome to the 34th annual Platinum Music Awards.

1040. Live from the Boomerang Theater in Hollywood.

1041. - Jade must be so excited.

1042. (DUMMY VOICE) Hey, can I get a hot dog?

1043. Shh.

1044. - And here we go.

1045. - Ladies and gentlemen, for her first worldwide live

1046. performance, please welcome Tori Vega.

1047. - What the chiz?

1048. What's she doing out there?

1049. Do you know who that is?

1050. - Yeah, I know who it is.

1051. Is that Tori?

1052. - Yeah, that's Tori.

1053. - (DUMMY VOICE) Oh my god.

1054. - Yay, Tori.

1055. - That's supposed to be Jade West.

1056. What is she doing out there?

1057. No, no, no, no, no.

1058. - (SINGING) Got a one-way ticket on a two-way street.

1059. Got the wind in my hair, and there's dust on my feet.

1060. I'm just trying to make it in America.

1061. - Script change.

1062. That's what I think of your script change.

1063. - (SINGING) Only thing to my name is an old t-shirt,

1064. faded 1985 from a Stones concert.

1065. And I'm dying to make it in America.

1066. - She's great.

1067. - (SINGING) And I'm singing the words to my favorite song with

1068. the rag top down and my glasses on when

1069. I'm driving straight through America.

1070. I want to taste the sun.

1071. Cause baby I'm born to run.

1072. I got a feeling that I'm not the only one.

1073. And I— I want to show some skin.

1074. Cause baby, I need the ocean.

1075. And you can't stop me now I've got my heart in motion.

1076. I want to make it in America.

1077. Make it in America.

1078. - Told you she was fantastic.

1079. - But you fired her.

1080. - You're fired.

1081. - Copy that.

1082. - (SINGING) I can see my star sunset and vine.

1083. Gonna carve my name in the Hollywood sign.

1084. Yeah, I've gotta, gotta make it in America.

1085. See me wearing a smile even if I'm broke.

1086. I'll be singing the words from a song I wrote,

1087. and I'll call it, Make It in America.

1088. I want to taste the sun.

1089. Cause, baby, I'm born to run.

1090. I gotta feeling that I'm not the only one.

1091. And I— I want to show some skin.

1092. Cause, baby, I need the ocean.

1093. And you can't stop me now I've got my heart in motion.

1094. I want to make it in America.

1095. Make it in America.

1096. - Yay, Tori!

1097. Tori!

1098. - Oh my god.

1099. - Yeah.

1100. - You can't tell anybody about this.

1101. - Neither can you.

1102. How great is this bibble?

1103. - It's so great.

1104. - Girl, I've been thinking about you, thinking about me.

1105. What you think.

1106. Five fingaz to the face.

1107. Five fingaz to the face.

1108. Fie fingaz to the face.

1109. Five fingaz to the face.

1110. But it hurts!