Victorious 3x1

Directed by Steve Hoefer

Rob Riggle as Vice Principal Dickers • Brandon Weaver as Panda

After a lunch mishap, Tori, Andre, Robbie, Beck, Jade, and Cat are forced to spend Saturday in detention.

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1. WELL, THIS IS A GREAT WAY

2. TO SPEND A SATURDAY.

3. I HAVE NEVER HAD

4. DETENTION BEFORE.

5. I'M KIND OF NERVOUS.

6. IF YOU HADN'T MADE US LATE

7. FOR CLASS,

8. WE WOULDN'T BE HERE.

9. I WAS CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!

10. WELL, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS

11. GOTTA BE CHOKIN' ON SOMETHING'?

12. AH, GIVE HIM A BREAK.

13. YEAH, IT'S NOT ROBBIE'S FAULT

14. HE HAS A PETITE THROAT.

15. IT'S AVERAGE!

16. HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE

17. OF DETENTION ANYWAY?

18. VICE PRINCIPAL—

19. DICKERS.

20. MORNIN' WAZ-BAGS.

21. DETENTION IS THAT WAY —

22. IN THE LIBRARY.

23. GET READY FOR THE WORST DAY

24. OF YOUR LIVES.

25. YAY!

26. WE'RE AT SCHOOL ON A SATURDAY!

27. HA HA HA HA...

28. LIBRARY!

29. OKAY.

30. GEEZ.

31. CALM DOWN.

32. WELL, WELL.

33. IT'S 7:06 A.M. HERE

34. IN LOS ANGELES.

35. THAT MEANS IN AUSTRALIA,

36. IT'S YESTERDAY.

37. OR TOMORROW.

38. Y'KNOW IN AUSTRALIA,

39. WHEN YOU FLUSH THE TOILET,

40. THE WATER SWIRLS BACKWARDS.

41. PUT A SOCK IN IT, AFRO.

42. YOU CLOWNS ARE GONNA SIT HERE

43. ALL DAY

44. AND THINK ABOUT WHY

45. YOU'RE IN DETENTION.

46. NOW... CELL PHONES...

47. LET'S HAVE 'EM.

48. WHY?

49. BECAUSE IN DETENTION

50. THERE ARE NO PHONE CALLS.

51. WHAT ABOUT TEXTING?

52. NO!

53. EMAIL?

54. NO!

55. CAN WE PLAY GRUMPY GERBILS?

56. I LOVE GRUMPY GERBILS.

57. I CAN'T GET PAST

58. LEVEL TWENTY-THREE.

59. ZIP IT, CORN PIE!

60. CAN WE HAVE CORN PIE?

61. SHUT UP!

62. PHONES!

63. NOW... I'M GONNA PUT YOUR BOX

64. OF PHONES RIGHT HERE.

65. WHAT, PRINCESS?

66. I WAS JUST WONDERING

67. WHAT THE PLAN IS FOR LUNCH.

68. WELL, IF YOU PRETURDS

69. GET HUNGRY,

70. THERE'S A BIG PLATE OF TUNA,

71. RIGHT HERE.

72. UH, TECHNICALLY, SIR,

73. IF PERISHABLE FOODS AREN'T KEPT

74. AT EITHER BELOW 34 DEGREES

75. OR ABOVE 140 DEGREES—

76. PIPE DOWN, SIDE SALAD!

77. EAT THE TUNA OR STARVE —

78. I COULD CARE LESS.

79. UM, I THINK YOU MEAN —

80. YOU COULDN'T CARE LESS.

81. WHAT'S THAT?

82. YOU SAID YOU COULD CARE LESS.

83. WHICH IMPLIES

84. THAT YOU DO CARE,

85. AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT.

86. I DON'T!

87. WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD'VE SAID

88. YOU, "COULDN'T CARE LESS."

89. BUT YOU DID NOT.

90. HEY! WHAT ABOUT THE GUY

91. WHO FIRST LANDED ON THE MOON?

92. HE SAID,

93. "ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN."

94. I WOULD'VE JUST SAID,

95. "OH MY GOD, I'M ON THE MOON!"

96. ALRIGHT, NOT ANOTHER WORD!

97. WORD.

98. THAT'S IT, WEST.

99. YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF

100. ANOTHER SATURDAY DETENTION.

101. DID I GET A GOOD DEAL ON IT?

102. YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF

103. ANOTHER ONE!

104. LOOK, I'M SORRY —

105. I APOLOGIZE.

106. THAT'S THREE!

107. THREE SATURDAYS.

108. BUT SHE WAS APOLOGIZING.

109. OKAY, VEGA, NOW YOU GOT ONE.

110. WHY?

111. BOOM! ANOTHER ONE!

112. BUT I DON'T WANT ANOTHER ONE.

113. THAT'S THREE!

114. YOU WANNA TRY FOR FOUR?

115. I REALLY DON'T.

116. THAT'S FOUR! YOU WANT FIVE?

117. YES.

118. OKAY, VEGA,

119. YOU JUST GOT FIVE!

120. WHAT?

121. TORI.

122. STOP WHAT? JADE SAID YES!

123. I GUESS HE'S AFRAID

124. TO GIVE ONE TO ROBBIE.

125. OH YEAH?

126. I GOT ONE FOR YOU, TOO,

127. FUDGE SACK!

128. ANYBODY ELSE?

129. HUH?

130. ANYBODY?

131. YOU MESS WITH THE COW...

132. YOU GET THE UDDERS.

133. FORGET YOU.

134. YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD GO FOR

135. RIGHT NOW?

136. TACOS?

137. HOW'D YOU KNOW?

138. I FELT YA, DAWG.

139. TACOS DO SOUND REALLY GOOD

140. RIGHT NOW.

141. I'M DOWN FOR TACOS.

142. YEAH, I LOVE TACOS.

143. LOOK WHO'S BEIN'

144. REEEAAAL QUIET.

145. I'M JUST NOT THAT HUNGRY

146. RIGHT NOW.

147. YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU

148. TELL EVERYONE THE TRUTH?

149. LEAVE ME ALONE.

150. WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?

151. OUR PRISTINE

152. LITTLE FRIEND CAT...

153. HAS NEVER HAD A TACO.

154. I'M NOT THAT PRISTINE.

155. WAIT, WHAT'S PRISTINE MEAN?

156. ARE YOU A VEGAN?

157. KNOCK IT OFF, GUYS.

158. WHAT'S A VEGAN?

159. IT'S A PERSON

160. WHO DOESN'T EAT MEAT.

161. I LOVE MEAT.

162. SSHHH...

163. DON'T SHUSH ME.

164. C'MON, CAT.

165. TELL US.

166. HAVE YOU EVER HAD

167. A CRISPY CORN SHELL...

168. FILLED WITH MEAT...

169. LETTUCE...

170. SHREDDED CHEESE...

171. HEY, LEAVE HER ALONE.

172. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO

173. IF I DON'T?

174. WELL, I MIGHT JUST

175. GO ONLINE... TO THE SLAP...

176. AND UNFRIEND YOU.

177. OH REALLY?

178. TWO CLICKS.

179. ONE TO UNFRIEND YOU.

180. AND ONE TO CONFIRM THAT I REALLY

181. WANNA UNFRIEND YOU.

182. HEY, C'MON Y'ALL —

183. HOW ARE WE GONNA GET SOME TACOS?

184. I COULD CALL TRINA...

185. ASK HER TO PICK SOME UP

186. AND LEAVE 'EM IN MY LOCKER.

187. YOU'RE SO CONCEITED, TORI.

188. YOU'RE SO CONCEITED.

189. WHAT?

190. COME ON!

191. OKAY.

192. TACOS.

193. THE GIRL HAS TACOS.

194. THEY'RE TACOS.

195. DO YOU APPROVE OF THIS?

196. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

197. WHOA, WHOA.

198. THE FLOOR IS WET.

199. WE CAN'T RUN ACROSS THAT.

200. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

201. WAY TO GO, TORI

202. YOU JUST HAD TO HAVE YOUR TACO.

203. WE'RE DEAD.

204. NO... JUST ME.

205. YOU GUYS GET BACK

206. TO THE LIBRARY.

207. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

208. I'M GONNA GET

209. DICKERS' ATTENTION.

210. HOW?

211. OH, I'M GONNA MAKE IT SHINE.

212. I'M GONNA MAKE IT SHINE

213. REAL GOOD.

214. LISTEN—

215. AHHHH,

216. YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, VEGA.

217. FOR WHAT?

218. FOR LEAVING THE LIBRARY,

219. SKINNY-JEANS.

220. AND SINGING OFF-KEY.

221. COME ON!

222. I WAS RUNNING AND SINGING

223. AT THE SAME TIME!

224. THAT-THAT'S REALLY HARD!

225. OH, SHUT UP!

226. THAT'S THE LAST TIME, VEGA.

227. THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU RUN

228. AROUND THESE HALLS SINGING

229. ABOUT MAKING THINGS SHINE.

230. I'M SORRY.

231. YOU WATCH THAT MOUTH!

232. WHAT DID I SAY?

233. YOU KNOW WHERE

234. YOU'RE GONNA BE

235. FIVE YEARS FROM NOW?

236. YOU'RE GONNA BE

237. A BIIIIG POP STAR.

238. THAT... SOUNDS PRETTY COOL.

239. OKAY, MISS POP STAR...

240. SEE IF YOU CAN POP THIS!

241. IS THAT AN ARM PIMPLE?

242. THAT'S RIGHT.

243. WELL, GO AHEAD, POP STAR.

244. POP IT. POP MY ARM PIMPLE.

245. EWWW.

246. I DARE YA. POP IT.

247. NO.

248. COME ON!

249. YOU DO IT.

250. GET ON IT!

251. NO. THERE'S GOO IN THERE.

252. DO IT, VEGA!

253. THAT'S DISGUSTING!

254. I DON'T WANT TO!

255. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

256. SORRY...

257. JUST TRYIN' TO KILL THAT FLY.

258. WHAT'D I MISS?

259. HEY.

260. TORI.

261. TACO?

262. YEAH.

263. OOH, STILL WARM.

264. WELL, THEY WERE

265. IN ROBBIE'S PANTS.

266. CAN YOU NOT SAY THAT AGAIN?

267. CAT... YOU'RE NOT EATING

268. YOUR TACO.

269. YEAH, IT'S 'CUZ I'M LIKE

270. I'M TOO EXCITED TO EAT IT,

271. Y'KNOW?

272. TACOS, YAY.

273. VEGAN.

274. I AM NOT!

275. THEN EAT YOUR TACO

276. IF YOU'RE A VEGAN.

277. WHY DO YOU HAVE

278. TO BE MEAN SOMETIMES?

279. I KNOW, RIGHT?

280. I'M JUST HONEST.

281. UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE HERE.

282. WHAT?

283. WHY AREN'T YOU EATING

284. YOUR TACO, ROBBIE?

285. YOU KNOW...

286. I'M JUST... GETTIN' READY.

287. MAYBE WE HAVE

288. ANOTHER VEGAN AMONG US.

289. I'M NOT A VEGAN.

290. I'VE HAD TACOS LOTSA TIMES.

291. EVER HAD A TACO AROUND HERE?

292. SHHH.

293. OHHH — YOU SHARED A TACO

294. WITH TORI.

295. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS

296. TALKING ABOUT?

297. NOTHIN, NOTHING!

298. OH, ROBBIE'S TRYING

299. TO TELL ME THAT SOMETIMES,

300. YOU AND HE CRUNCHED

301. THE CORN SHELL TOGETHER.

302. I-I DIDN'T SAY THAT—

303. DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT MOTION

304. TO TORI?

305. YEAH BUT...

306. ONLY 'CUZ I DIDN'T WANT

307. TORI TO KNOW I'M A VEGAN, OKAY?

308. HEY, ROBBIE...

309. I'LL TRY ONE IF YOU WILL.

310. OH MAN...

311. THIS TACO...

312. IT'S GOT ME PUMPED!

313. I THINK HE'S GONNA RUN-DANCE.

314. OH, YEAH.

315. YEAH.

316. WHOO!

317. OH, YEAH.

318. YEAH!

319. GIVE HER SOME HOT SAUCE.

320. I TELL YOU, CHICKS CANNOT

321. HOLD THEIR HOT SAUCE.

322. ARE WE GONNA BE

323. JUST LIKE OUR PARENTS?

324. WHEN YOU GET OLD...

325. YOUR BUTT... SAGS.

326. AND YOU CAN'T FIND

327. YOUR PANTS.

328. SOMETIMES...

329. I FEEL SO MUCH PRESSURE...

330. YOU KNOW, WITH MY MUSIC.

331. MY COUSIN J.J.

332. IS ALWAYS TELLING ME,

333. "YOU GOTTA BE THE BEST...

334. "YOU GOTTA BE NUMBER ONE...

335. NUMBER ONE!"

336. AND I WANNA TELL HIM,

337. "HEY MAN, GET OFF MY CHIZ!"

338. BUT HE DRIVES ME TO SCHOOL,

339. AND I DON'T WANNA BLOW MY RIDE.

340. I HAVE A WEIRD TALENT.

341. SO CONCEITED, TORI.

342. YOU'RE SO CONCEITED.

343. WHAT'S YOUR TALENT?

344. YEAH, LET'S SEE IT.

345. YEAH.

346. TORI, SHOW US.

347. COME ON, TORI, SHOW US.

348. OKAY, OKAY.

349. I'LL SHOW YOU.

350. I CAN'T BELIEVE

351. I'M DOING THIS...

352. WOW.

353. THAT WAS CRAZY.

354. THAT WAS AMAZING.

355. YOU LEARN THAT FROM YOUR DADDY?

356. YOUR DADDY KNOW HOW TO SHOOT

357. A BOW AND ARROW WITH HIS FOOT?

358. I'M SORRY,

359. DID I MISS SOMETHING?

360. GO ON.

361. SHOOT ANOTHER ARROW.

362. SHUT UP.

363. OH, C'MON, SHOW US

364. WHAT YOUR DADDY TAUGHT YOU

365. ABOUT FOOT ARCHERY.

366. SHUT UP!

367. 'CUZ MY DAD CAN'T DO ANYTHING

368. WITH HIS FEET!

369. THAT IS NOT MY FAULT!

370. STOP IT!

371. AS TEENAGERS, WE ARE ALL

372. UNDER TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

373. ROBBIE.

374. IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, DO IT.

375. IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, DO IT.

376. MMHMM.

377. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK A LOT BETTER

378. WITHOUT THESE BLACK CURLS

379. IN YOUR HAIR.

380. HEY... I LIKE BLACK CURLS.

381. SO... WHY ARE YOU GUYS

382. BEING SO NICE TO ME?

383. 'CUZ YOU'RE LETTING US.

384. SEE YA NEXT SATURDAY.

385. DEAR MR. DICKERS,

386. GOODBYE FROM ALL OF US.

387. A PUPPET...

388. A FUTURE POP STAR...

389. A MUSICIAN...

390. AN ACTOR...

391. A NERD WITH TEMPORARILY

392. STRAIGHT HAIR...

393. A GIRL WHO LIKES SCISSORS...

394. AND MEEEEEEE!

395. CAT, THEY CAN'T SEE YOU,

396. BABY.

397. OHHH. IT'S CAT.

398. BYEEEEE!

399. SINCERELY...

400. THE BREAKFAST BUNCH.

401. EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER HAD

402. BREAKFAST AS A BUNCH.

403. AWWW NO, COME BACK...

404. MMMM...

405. IT'S AVERAGE.

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