Victorious 2x9

Directed by

Eric Lange as Erwin Sikowitz • Lane Napper as Lane Alexander • Michael Eric Reid as Sinjin Van Cleef

It is Sikowitz's 10 year anniversary teaching at Hollywood Arts, and Tori and the gang celebrate by taking him to a play. But things go awry when Sikowitz becomes depressed after watching the play and Tori feels guilty and tries to fix it. Meanwhile, Trina tries to impress a boy she likes by pretending to be a pizza delivery girl, and Beck and Jade are text-fighting.

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1. WHAT? REALLY?

2. WHAT'S UP?

3. ALL RIGHT. OKAY...

4. WHAT? WHAT? OKAY.

5. YOU WANNA GO THERE?

6. I WONDER WHAT

7. THEY'RE TEXT FIGHTING ABOUT.

8. LET'S ASK 'EM.

9. HEY YOU GUYS—

10. STAY OUTTA THIS!

11. BACK OFF!

12. I'D RATHER NOT GET INVOLVED.

13. I THINK THAT'S BEST.

14. OKAY.

15. HEY, CAT.

16. HI, EVERYONE!

17. KNOCK KNOCK!

18. UH, WHO'S THERE?

19. ISN'T.

20. "ISN'T" WHO?

21. ISN'T LIFE AMAZING? I KNOW!

22. GOOD MORNING PEOPLE!

23. OR AS THEY SAY IN GUATEMALA,

24. "UNA TORTUGA SE COMIO

25. A MI MOO-HAIR."

26. THAT MEANS,

27. "A TURTLE ATE MY WIFE."

28. OH. THAT'S SAD.

29. BUT HILARIOUS!

30. HEY, WHATCHA GOT THERE?

31. YEAH, WHATCHA GOT THERE?

32. WHATCHA GOT THERE?

33. THIS IS A ONE-CUP

34. COFFEE MAKER.

35. A GIFT TO ME

36. FROM OUR ESTEEMED PRINCIPAL.

37. WHAT, IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY

38. OR SOMETHIN'?

39. MY ANNIVERSARY—

40. TEN YEARS TEACHING HERE

41. AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS.

42. WHOA!

43. WAIT.

44. IT'S YOUR TEN-YEAR ANNIVERSARY

45. TEACHING HERE,

46. AND THEY GAVE YOU

47. A ONE-CUP COFFEE MAKER?

48. WELL, IT MAY NOT BE MUCH,

49. BUT AS THEY SAY IN GUATEMALA,

50. "MAY OLE VEEDAY DAY-PONERMAY

51. KAL-SOHN SEE-YOS."

52. THAT MEANS

53. "I FORGOT TO WEAR UNDERWEAR."

54. ARE YOU SURE?

55. 'CUZ I THOUGHT—

56. AH, IT DOES.

57. OH, COME ON.

58. FOR HIS TEN-YEAR TEACHING

59. ANNIVERSARY,

60. YOU GUYS DON'T THINK

61. SIKOWITZ DESERVES

62. A BETTER PRESENT

63. THAN A ONE-CUP COFFEE MAKER?

64. THEY SHOULDA GOT HIM

65. A PAIR A'SHOES.

66. I'M TIRED A'LOOKIN'

67. AT THAT HIPPY'S HAIRY FEET.

68. I THINK SIKOWITZ

69. HAS CUTE FEET.

70. RIGHT?

71. HOW COME NONE OF US EVER SIT

72. ON THAT SIDE OF THE TABLE?

73. YOU GUYS,

74. SIKOWITZ IS AN ACTING TEACHER.

75. IF YOU WANNA DO

76. SOMETHING NICE FOR HIM,

77. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE HIM OUT

78. TO SEE A REALLY GOOD PLAY?

79. THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA.

80. YEAH.

81. THAT IS GOOD.

82. FINE IDEA.

83. SEE? I'M NOT JUST GORGEOUS.

84. YOU'RE A GRUNCH.

85. OH HEY,

86. MY MOM AND DAD SAW A PLAY

87. AT THE MELROSE PLAYHOUSE.

88. THEY SAID IT WAS AMAZING.

89. AHHHH!

90. AND THEN TRINA SCREAMED.

91. THERE'S SHAWN.

92. WHO'S SHAWN?

93. HE'S A HUNDRED AND SIXTY

94. POUNDS OF SENIOR HOTNESS,

95. AND I AM GONNA MAKE HIM LOVE ME.

96. I KNOW, RIGHT? YEAH. OKAY.

97. SEE YA THERE! OH, HI.

98. SHAWN, RIGHT?

99. YEAH. UH, TARNIE?

100. TRINA. OR TARNIE.

101. TRINA, TARNIE. I ANSWER TO BOTH.

102. SO PEOPLE DO CALL YOU TARNIE?

103. NO. NO ONE CALLS ME TARNIE.

104. UH, YOU LIKE PIZZA?

105. SURE.

106. GREAT!

107. 'CUZ THERE'S THIS

108. NEW ITALIAN RESTAURANT

109. THAT JUST OPENED,

110. AND UH, STARTING FRIDAY NIGHT,

111. THEY'RE DELIVERING FREE PIZZAS

112. FOR A WHOLE WEEK.

113. OH.

114. SO HERE, TAKE THEIR NUMBER,

115. AND—HERE WE GO.

116. JUST, UH. UH HUH.

117. AND GIVE 'EM A CALL THIS FRIDAY

118. AND ORDER YOURSELF A FREE PIZZA!

119. DO THEY HAVE SWEET TEA?

120. YEAH. THEY DO.

121. HOW DO YOU KNOW?

122. WELL, I JUST FIGURED IF—

123. WERE YOU JUST GUESSING?

124. YEAH.

125. WHAT? SORRY, WHAT?

126. YOU READ ME.

127. WELL, I MUST SAY,

128. IT'S EXTREMELY KIND OF YOU

129. TEENAGERS TO TAKE ME

130. TO THE THEATER LIKE THIS.

131. AH, YOU DESERVE IT

132. AFTER TEN YEARS

133. OF BEIN' A TEACHER.

134. THANK YOU, SIR.

135. SO WHAT'S THIS PLAY ABOUT?

136. UH, I'M NOT EVEN SURE.

137. IT'S ABOUT AN ARTIST

138. WHO FACES A MAJOR LIFE CRISIS.

139. AH.

140. WELL, ALL THE PLAYS HERE

141. ARE TOP NOOCH.

142. UH, NOTCH.

143. I SAY NOOCH.

144. TRY IT.

145. WHAT. ME?

146. C'MON. NOOOO-

147. NOOCH.

148. NOOOCH. HEH? SEE?

149. YEAH.

150. FEELS GOOD, RIGHT?

151. ALL OF MY STUDENTS TRY IT!

152. NOOCH.

153. UH HUH. NOOCH.

154. AND NOW EVERYBODY!

155. NOOCH.

156. UH HUH!

157. SO DO I LOOK LIKE

158. A REAL PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL?

159. I DUNNO.

160. THEY WON'T DELIVER PIZZA

161. TO MY HOUSE ANYMORE

162. 'CUZ OF MY BROTHER.

163. WHY, WHAT DID HE DO?

164. WELL, ONE TIME,

165. HE HAD A BUCKET

166. FULL OF RAW CHICKEN PARTS,

167. AND WHEN THE PIZZA GUY

168. CAME TO THE DOOR—

169. IT'S SHAWN SHUT UP!

170. ITALIONES.

171. CAN I HELP YOU?

172. OH, YES.

173. WE ARE STILL DELIVERING

174. FREE PIZZAS.

175. UH HUH.

176. OH, WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS?

177. YOUR ACCENT IS SO VAGUE.

178. SHHHH!

179. YEAH, SI SI.

180. OH, THAT'S A GORGEOUS ADDRESS.

181. PIZZA'S ON THE WAY.

182. AREEVA-DOOCHIE.

183. YOU GOTTA HELP ME MAKE PIZZAS!

184. WHY?

185. OKAY.

186. YOU KNOW THE SUPER-HOT SENIOR

187. SHAWN BECKER?

188. I KNOW OF HIM.

189. WELL, I WANT THAT BOY,

190. SO I GOTTA TAKE HIM

191. A FREE PIZZA.

192. RIGHT.

193. CHEESE, CHEESE,

194. PEPPERONI, CHEESE,

195. MEAT LOVER'S TRIO.

196. SAUSAGE!

197. OPEN THE OVEN!

198. KAY KAY!

199. YOU GIVE ME ANXIETY.

200. GOOD.

201. I HAD DREAMS

202. OF DOING SOMETHING SPECIAL

203. WITH MY LIFE.

204. BUT NOW I'M JUST

205. A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER.

206. A WORTHLESS LOSER.

207. FRITTERING MY DAYS AWAY

208. IN A STUPID CLASSROOM

209. WITH A BUNCHA SNOT-NOSED

210. TEENAGERS?

211. THAT'S NO LIFE FOR A MAN.

212. OKAY. SO LOOK AT TEACHING

213. AS A... A TEMPORARY THING.

214. IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS, RANDY!

215. TEN YEARS — WATCHING MY FRIENDS

216. HAVE REWARDING LIVES...

217. WHILE I'M NOTHIN'

218. BUT A STINKIN'

219. HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER.

220. GREAT PLAY, TORI. GOOD CALL.

221. I DIDN'T KNOW!

222. AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT BALD.

223. MIKE... DUDE... COME ON BUDDY.

224. OH MY GOD, SHAWN?

225. TARNIE?

226. TRINA.

227. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

228. BRINGING A SPECIAL BOY

229. A SPECIAL PIZZA FROM ITALIONES.

230. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME

231. YOU WORKED THERE.

232. WELL, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME

233. YOU LOOK SO HOT

234. IN A BLUE TEE-SHIRT.

235. SOOOO... I BET

236. THIS MAKES YA HUNGRY, HUH?

237. HMM? HMM!

238. I CAN'T EAT THAT.

239. WHY NOT?

240. IT'S GOT GREEN PEPPERS ON IT.

241. WHAAAAT?

242. THEY'RE JUST GREEN PEPPERS.

243. NOW YOU MADE ME FEEL BAD.

244. NO NO NO NO NO NO, BABY, BABY

245. I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, SHHHH.

246. I WILL GO GET YOU A NEW PIZZA —

247. 'KAY

248. I LOVE YOU.

249. WHAT?

250. NOTHING.

251. FREAKY, GREEN PEPPERS!

252. MAN...

253. SIKOWITZ IS TEN MINUTES LATE.

254. WHERE IS HE?

255. MAYBE HE LOCKED HIMSELF

256. IN A DARK CLOSET

257. 'CUZ YOU FORCED HIM

258. TO GO SEE A PLAY

259. THAT MADE HIS WHOLE LIFE

260. SEEM LIKE A BIG FAT PILE

261. OF GARBAGE.

262. I'M GONNA HAVE A BANANA.

263. YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T I JUST

264. LIE ON THE FLOOR

265. SO YOU CAN START KICKING ME?

266. YOU HAVE THAT DREAM TOO?

267. Y'KNOW, UH,

268. MONKEYS PEEL THEIR BANANAS

269. FROM THE BOTTOM.

270. MAN, DO YOU JUST SIT THERE

271. AND THINK TO YOURSELF,

272. "HEY — WHAT WOULD AN IDIOT SAY

273. RIGHT NOW?" —

274. AND THEN THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY?

275. HI.

276. OH.

277. HEYYYYYY.

278. HI.

279. SO SIKOWITZ...

280. WHATCHA GONNA TEACH US TODAY.

281. HMMM?

282. I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW

283. WHAT TO EXPECT,

284. BUT I BET

285. IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC.

286. WHOA.

287. SIKOWITZ.

288. COME ON, SIKOWITZ.

289. HUH?

290. WE'RE READY TO LEARN.

291. YEAH. OKAY.

292. UM, TORI AND UM... ELVIS.

293. GET UP ON THE, UH...

294. STAGE THING.

295. 'KAY.

296. SURE.

297. ALRIGHT.

298. WHATCHA, UH, WANT US TO DO?

299. UM, A SCENE.

300. "LIFE IS PAIN."

301. SO YOU JUST KEEP SAYING THAT

302. TO EACH OTHER, OVER AND OVER.

303. DO IT, ACTION.

304. LIFE IS... PAIN.

305. LIFE IS PAIN.

306. IT CERTAINLY IS, DING,

307. THERE'S THE BELL,

308. CLASS DISMISSED.

309. AH!

310. WAY TO GO TORI —

311. YOU BROKE SIKOWITZ.

312. I DID NOT BREAK SIKOW—

313. OHHHHHHHHHH!

314. I DID NOT BREAK SIKOWITZ—

315. OHHHHHHHHHHHH!

316. I BROKE SIKOWITZ.

317. OOOHHHHHHH!

318. WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?

319. OHHH.

320. I TOOK HIM TO SEE A PLAY

321. BUT THE PLAY WAS ABOUT A MAN

322. WHO HATES HIS LIFE

323. 'CUZ HE'S A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER.

324. WELL, THAT WAS CRUEL.

325. WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT TO BE!

326. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE PLAY

327. WAS ABOUT!

328. IT WAS STILL CRUEL.

329. OKAY, HOW 'BOUT

330. A LITTLE GUIDANCE? COUNSELOR.

331. TALK TO HIM.

332. HOW'S THAT COCONUT?

333. ROUND. HAIRY.

334. I'M SORRY WE TOOK YOU

335. TO THAT PLAY.

336. WHY SORRY? I LOVED IT.

337. WELL JUST 'CUZ IT WAS ABOUT—

338. YOU LOVED IT?

339. MMM-HMM.

340. BUT YOU'RE ALL DEPRESSED.

341. DOES IT SHOW?

342. KINDA. WHAT'S WRONG?

343. WELL...

344. SEE, I WAS DATING THIS WOMAN...

345. AND DURING THE PLAY,

346. SHE SENT ME A TEXT MESSAGE.

347. SHE DUMPED ME,

348. AND SHE'S MOVING TO FRESNO.

349. OHHHHH. THAT'S AWESOME!

350. NO! NO, NO, I MEANT...

351. THAT WE THOUGHT

352. YOU WERE DEPRESSED

353. 'CUZ THE PLAY

354. WAS ABOUT A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER

355. WHO'S A SAD, PATHETIC LOSER

356. AND... NOTHING.

357. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

358. I LOVE BEING A TEACHER.

359. GOOD. WELL, I'M SORRY

360. YOUR LADY BAILED ON YOU.

361. IT IS WHAT IT IS...

362. WHAT IT IS.

363. HEY TORI...

364. HAVE YOU SEEN REX?

365. WE'RE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK.

366. NOPE — HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.

367. AW, MAN...

368. I TOLD YOU

369. TO STAY OUTTA TORI'S BACKPACK!

370. BUT IT SMELLS GOOD IN THERE.

371. WELL WELL.

372. WOULD A CUTE BOY

373. LIKE ANOTHER FREE SAUSAGE PIZZA

374. WITH NO GREEN PEPPERS

375. WHATSOEVER?

376. YOU'RE WEIRD.

377. YEAH, GOOD WEIRD.

378. SO I DON'T SUPPOSE

379. YOU WANNA EAT THIS PIZZA

380. ALL BY YOURSELF, DO YA?

381. NO.

382. SOOO... I WAS THINKIN'

383. MAYBE I SHOULD GO

384. INSIDE THERE WITH YOU,

385. AND THE TWO OF US

386. COULD SHARE TH—

387. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

388. WHOA WHOA, WHO'S SHE?

389. IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND.

390. OH, SO WHEN WERE YOU

391. GONNA TELL ME ABOUT THIS?

392. CAN I JUST HAVE MY PIZZA?

393. OH, YOUR PI—

394. YEAH, YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA?

395. OKAY, SURE, LEMME JUST GET THAT

396. FOR YA, HUH?

397. WE'RE OVER!

398. ULCH, UN-BELIEVABLE.

399. OKAY...

400. YOU'RE STILL FIGHTING

401. WITH BECK?

402. OH YEAH. THERE.

403. WHAT'D YOU TEXT HIM?

404. EXCUSE ME.

405. WILL I BE AUDITIONING NEXT?

406. MAYBE.

407. 'CUZ... I'VE BEEN WAITING

408. FOR LIKE FORTY MINUTES AND I—

409. OKAY TAKE CARE NOW.

410. YOU'RE SO GOOD WITH PEOPLE.

411. SO...

412. WHY ARE WE MAKING

413. A STUDENT FILM?

414. WE'RE NOT.

415. SO WHY ARE WE AUDITIONING

416. LADIES TO PLAY JESSICA?

417. 'CUZ, THIS IS TORI'S IDEA,

418. ALL RIGHT?

419. OH.

420. BUT ALL THESE LADIES THINK

421. THEY'RE AUDITIONING FOR A ROLE

422. IN A—

423. HERE. OPEN.

424. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,

425. CAT LIKES CEREAL, RIGHT?

426. GOOD, GOOD. YOU WANT SOME MORE?

427. YOU WANT SOME MORE? YEAH.

428. ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

429. MBBMBBNNBM.

430. YEAH I DIDN'T THINK SO.

431. HMKKAY.

432. READY FOR THE NEXT ONE!

433. OH, OKAY,

434. AUDITIONING NEXT IS...

435. LARISSA JENSON.

436. HI. WHERE DO I AUDITION?

437. DOWN THE HALL, TAKE A LEFT,

438. THIRD DOOR ON YOUR RIGHT.

439. THANKS.

440. CAN I USE YOUR RESTROOM FIRST?

441. NO.

442. ONE TIME, MY BROTHER TRIED

443. TO FILL OUR POOL WITH GARBAGE—

444. THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING.

445. ROLLIN'.

446. CAN I ASK...

447. WHAT IS THIS FILM ABOUT?

448. I'VE ASKED HER THAT

449. FIVE TIMES.

450. AND ACTION.

451. UM. JESSICA. I FEEL SO...

452. LONELY.

453. ROBERT. WHY?

454. BECAUSE I'M ALONE.

455. NO MAN SHOULD EVER BE ALONE.

456. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL

457. IN THIS MOONLIGHT.

458. HER HAIR.

459. WHAT?

460. THAT'S THE LINE

461. WHERE YOU STROKE HER HAIR.

462. Y-YOU FORGOT TO STROKE IT.

463. RIGHT. UH...

464. YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL

465. IN THIS MOONLIGHT.

466. OH, JESSICA. YOU KISS GREAT—

467. OKAY CUT CUT CUT!

468. C'MERE C'MERE C'MERE C'MERE...

469. 'KAY, SO WHADDAYA THINK

470. OF HER?

471. WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?

472. WHAT?

473. DURING EVERY AUDITION

474. YOU STOP THE SCENE

475. RIGHT AFTER THE KISS

476. THEN YANK ME ASIDE

477. TO ASK ME WHAT I THINK.

478. 'CUZ I TRUST YOUR OPINION

479. ABOUT—

480. ARE YOU TRYING TO FIND

481. A WOMAN FOR ME TO DATE?

482. THE TRUTH.

483. OKAY YES.

484. GOOD GANDHI.

485. WHY WOULD YOU THINK—

486. 'CUZ THE LADY

487. YOU'VE BEEN DATING MOVED AWAY

488. AND YOU'VE BEEN SO SAD

489. AND DEPRESSED ABOUT IT!

490. TORI — I'M NOT DEPRESSED

491. BECAUSE I MISS CATHERINE...

492. THEN WHY'VE YOU BEEN ALL—

493. I MISS... HER PET. BUNNY.

494. HER PET?

495. MMM-HMM.

496. CUTEST LITTLE CREATURE

497. YOU EVER SAW.

498. SHE USED TO SIT ON MY LAP...

499. HOP AROUND THE APARTMENT...

500. SUCH A SILLY.

501. I'LL NEVER SEE

502. THAT LITTLE FUR-BALL EVER AGAIN.

503. SO... THE LADY...

504. YOU DON'T MISS HER AT ALL?

505. EWWW NO.

506. SHE HAD SORES ON HER NECK.

507. OHHH.

508. KNOCK KNOCK, HE'S COMING!

509. OKAY. OKAY, BUNNY.

510. DON'T MOVE.

511. WELL, MY GOODNESS.

512. YOU'VE SCAMPERED FAR FROM HOME,

513. HAVEN'T YOU?

514. HEY SIKOWITZ.

515. HI.

516. HEY SIKOWITZ.

517. HIIII.

518. HELLO.

519. SO, UH, WHATCHA GOT THERE?

520. WELL, I FOUND

521. THIS LITTLE RABBIT,

522. JUST WANDERING ABOUT.

523. AWWW, HOW CUTE.

524. ISN'T SHE?

525. SO WHY DON'T YOU

526. TAKE HER HOME?

527. OH, I'M NOT INTO RABBITS.

528. BUT...

529. BUT YOU'VE BEEN DEPRESSED

530. FOR DAYS 'CUZ YOU MISS

531. YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BUNNY.

532. WELL YES, BUT...

533. OH, YOU THOUGHT BUNNY

534. WAS A RABBIT?

535. WELL... YEAH.

536. NO NO NO. BUNNY'S A CAT.

537. A CAT?

538. YES.

539. THE WOMAN I WAS DATING

540. NAMED HER CAT "BUNNY"...

541. AFTER HER AUNT BUNNY...

542. WHO'S DEAD.

543. B-BUT... YOU TOLD ME

544. IT "HOPPED ALL AROUND".

545. YES. SHE ONLY HAS THREE LEGS.

546. POOR KITTY.

547. HE LOVED HER CAT.

548. VERY MUCH.

549. BUT I'LL GET OVER IT.

550. WELL, BACK TO THE WILDERNESS

551. YOU GO.

552. OKAY,

553. SO HERE'S THE NEW PLAN...

554. NOOOOO.

555. BE QUIET.

556. NOT INTERESTED.

557. JUST STOP.

558. ULCH.

559. I'VE GOT TO CATCH THE BUNNY.

560. BUNNY!

561. YOU WANNA WATCH CSI? M'KAY.

562. MMMM...

563. YOU HAVE THAT DREAM, TOO?

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