Victorious 2x7

Directed by

Michael Grant as Pianist • Yvette Nicole Brown as Helen Dubois • Eric Lange as Erwin Sikowitz • Lane Napper as Lane Alexander

When Principal Eikner leaves Hollywood Arts, the school hires a new principal who makes all the students re-audition in order to keep their spots. Who will get kicked out?

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1. IT IS A COOL BIKE.

2. I KNOW.

3. I GOT THREE OTHER GUYS

4. DYING TO BUY IT.

5. FOUR HUNDRED.

6. FOUR HUN... UHHH...

7. AH GEEZ...

8. LATER.

9. TORI, TORI, C'MERE...

10. WHAT?

11. I TOLD YOU I'M NOT GONNA SHAVE

12. THE BACK OF YOUR NECK.

13. I KNOW.

14. SINJIN IS SELLING THIS BIKE.

15. OH. COOL BIKE.

16. RIGHT.

17. OKAY, SO, IF THIS WERE MY BIKE,

18. WOULD IT MAKE YOU WANNA DATE ME?

19. NO.

20. BUT IT'S A REALLY COOL BIKE.

21. I'M GROWING IMPATIENT.

22. OKAY, I'LL TAKE IT.

23. IT IS HAIRY.

24. HELLO.

25. YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.

26. UP HERE. I'M WAVING.

27. SEE MY HAND,

28. MOVING TO AND FRO? PLEASE!

29. EVERYBODY SHUT UP!

30. AH JADE,

31. SO SWEET AND FEMININE.

32. AND NOW, I GIVE YOU A MAN

33. WHO NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION.

34. HE WAS BORN BESIDE A RIVER

35. IN KENTUCKY,

36. WAY BACK IN NINETEEN—

37. SIKOWITZ, GIMME THE MIC.

38. PRINCIPAL EIKNER.

39. STUDENTS AND FACULTY.

40. IT'S WITH A HEAVING HEART

41. THAT I TELL YOU...

42. THAT AS OF TODAY...

43. I'M RESIGNING

44. AS PRINCIPAL OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS.

45. OKAY, NOW SHHHH...

46. PLEASE HOLD YOUR MURMURS.

47. IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LOVE

48. RUNNING THIS SCHOOL.

49. I DO.

50. BUT I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE

51. WITH A TAHITIAN WOMAN,

52. AND I WANT TO SPEND TIME

53. WITH HER, AND HER PEOPLE.

54. HE TOOK HER BANANA.

55. THREE EIGHTY... FOUR HUNDRED.

56. THANK YOU ROBBIE.

57. THE BIKE IS YOURS.

58. YAY.

59. CONGRATS. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK

60. REALLY SNAZZY—

61. WHAT THE—

62. UH-OH!

63. GIMME BACK MY MONEY!

64. SINJIN! NO—AWWW!

65. YOU, AHH, SHOULDN'T PARK

66. YOUR BIKE THERE.

67. I SHOU—?

68. THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD WATCH

69. WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

70. MAYBE YOU BETTER WATCH

71. THAT MOUTH.

72. EXCUSE ME!

73. BUT YOU WERE THE ONE

74. WHO CAME SPEEDING IN HERE

75. LIKE A MANIAC AND...

76. I BLINKED MY BLINKER ON

77. AND TOLD YOU I WAS COMING—

78. OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

79. WHO ARE YOU?

80. MY NAME IS HELEN.

81. I'M THE NEW PRINCIPAL

82. OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS.

83. YOU SHOULDN'T PARK

84. YOUR BIKE THERE.

85. ALL RIGHT!

86. TORI AND JADE,

87. YOU TWO ARE GOING TO PLAY

88. HUSBAND AND WIFE.

89. I'LL BE THE WIFE.

90. YEAH, NO KIDDING.

91. NOW, HERE'S YOUR BRAND NEW

92. SYNTHETICALLY RED-HEADED BABY.

93. WAIT, BEFORE WE START,

94. I WAS JUST WONDERING,

95. I HAVE THREE QUESTION—

96. ALL RIGHT!

97. NOW, YOUR DIALOGUE

98. SHOULD ALL BE FRIENDLY AND HAPPY

99. BUT YOUR SUBTEXT IS ANGER,

100. SO YOU MUST SAY YOUR HAPPY LINES

101. ANGRILY.

102. ACTION.

103. HEY! I AM SO HONKIN' HAPPY

104. THAT WE GOT MARRIED,

105. AND THEN HAD

106. THIS CUTE LITTLE BABY!

107. DITTO TO THAT!

108. NOTHING ON THIS PLANET

109. WARMS MY COCKLES MORE

110. THAN LOOKIN'

111. AT THAT MAGICAL PILE A'BABY

112. RIGHT THERE!

113. GOO!

114. AW, DID YA HEAR THAT GOO?

115. EXCUSE ME.

116. I HATE TO INTERRUPT

117. BUT I'M GONNA DO IT ANYWAY.

118. HELLO CHILDREN. SIKOWITZ.

119. HELEN.

120. WELL, I'M JUST STOPPING BY

121. ALL THE CLASSROOMS TO SAY HELLO,

122. Y'KNOW,

123. INTRODUCE MYSELF PERSONALLY,

124. Y'KNOW, GET A FEEL FOR THE VIBE

125. OF THE SCHOOL.

126. HMM, YOU SEE HIM?

127. THAT'S THE SPAZZY BOY

128. WHOSE BIKE I RAN OVER.

129. HEH HEH! SPAZZY...

130. SO, HELEN,

131. MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO TELL

132. THE KIDS A LITTLE BIT ABOUT

133. YOUR... BACKGROUND.

134. OH! GLAD TO!

135. AS A CHILD I STARRED

136. IN THE TELEVISION PROGRAM,

137. HAPPY TIMES.

138. OH MY GOD!

139. YOU WERE THE LITTLE GIRL

140. WHO ALWAYS SAID,

141. "THAT IS NOT MY JOB."

142. HA HA HA! YES, YES I WAS.

143. AND MOST RECENTLY,

144. I WAS THE SENIOR MANAGER

145. AT THE PREMIERE MOVIE THEATER

146. IN SAN DIEGO.

147. UGH, IS THAT CHILD

148. SUCKIN' ON A BINKY?

149. I WAS JUST TEACHING THE KIDS

150. ABOUT SUB-TEXT,

151. IN TERMS OF ACTING.

152. OH! WELL, CARRY ON THEN.

153. I'LL SEE YOU ALL

154. AT THE RE-AUDITIONS.

155. WHAT?

156. WHAT DO YOU MEAN

157. RE-AUDITIONS?

158. TO STAY IN THIS SCHOOL.

159. NEXT WEEK,

160. YOU GOTTA PERFORM A SCENE,

161. SING A SONG, DO A DANCE,

162. BANG A DRUM, TICKLE A BANJO—

163. I DON'T CARE.

164. JUST SHOW ME SOME TALENT.

165. Y'KNOW...

166. ALL OF US ALREADY AUDITIONED.

167. THAT'S HOW WE GOT HERE.

168. YOU AUDITIONED

169. FOR THE OLD PRINCIPAL.

170. NOT FOR ME.

171. WAIT, SO YOU MEAN LIKE...

172. I SING A SONG FOR YOU,

173. AND IF YOU LIKE IT,

174. I GET TO STAY

175. AT THE HOLLYWOOD ARTS...

176. MMM-HMM, AND IF I DON'T,

177. BYE-BYE!

178. UH, NO OFFENSE, HELEN,

179. BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOW

180. ABOUT SINGING A SONG?

181. WHO ELSE IS FRIGHTENED

182. BY HER?

183. LET'S SEE,

184. AH... YOU COULD SING

185. CRANK THE PARTY?

186. NOOOO.

187. OKAY... YOU WANNA SING

188. CALIFORNIA MIDNIGHT?

189. NOOOO. WAIT, YES.

190. YES?

191. NOOOOO.

192. C'MON,

193. YOU SING THAT PRETTY GOOD.

194. PRETTY GOOD

195. ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!

196. PRETTY GOOD MEANS HELEN

197. IS GONNA HATE IT!

198. WE GOTTA BE

199. PRETTY ROCKIN' FANTASTIC.

200. YOU NEED SOME WARM COCOA.

201. OH! HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT

202. WE COULD DO?

203. TELL ME.

204. WHAT IF WE TAKE

205. MAKE IT SHINE,

206. BUT WE DO LIKE A TWIST ON IT...

207. Y'KNOW, LIKE, WE COULD AH—

208. HAH! YAH! EEEEE-YAH!

209. NYAH! W'CHAH!

210. TRINA! WE ARE TRYING TO PICK

211. A SONG TO AUDITION WITH.

212. AND I'M TRYING TO PRACTICE

213. HURTING PEOPLE.

214. HOO-AH!

215. SHOULDN'T YOU BE REHEARSING

216. FOR YOUR AUDITION?

217. YEAH, I'M SOOOO WORRIED

218. I WON'T PASS THE AUDITION.

219. LIKE THAT COULD HAPPEN.

220. W'CHA!

221. UM, OUR NEW PRINCIPAL

222. IS REALLY TOUGH.

223. AND I'M REALLY TALENTED.

224. EH!

225. HE BETTER PUT SOME ICE

226. ON THAT.

227. ALL RIGHT, MISS VEGA.

228. YOU READY?

229. ARE YOU READY?

230. START THE AUDITION.

231. AND IN THAT MOMENT,

232. HE WASN'T MY BIG BROTHER

233. ANYMORE.

234. HE WAS A PART OF ME...

235. THAT I HAD TO LET GO OF,

236. FOREVER.

237. OHHH. THAT IS POWERFUL.

238. POWERFUL. EXCELLENT.

239. AND WILL YOU JUST LOOK

240. AT THAT BOY'S HAIR?

241. LOOK AT HIS HAIR.

242. UMMM, AND THEN I'M GONNA DO

243. SOME JUGGLING,

244. AND THEN I'M GONNA SING A SONG

245. FROM MY FAVORITE MUSICAL.

246. BABY, YOU GOT 90 SECONDS.

247. BUT IT'S

248. A FIVE-MINUTE AUDITION.

249. ACTION.

250. JUST MARRY ME.

251. BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO MARRY

252. SOMEBODY ELSE.

253. YOU KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA BE

254. WITH HIM.

255. I DUNNO WHAT I WANT ANYMORE.

256. I THINK YOU DO KNOW.

257. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE

258. TO COMPLICATE MY LIFE?

259. I LOVE YOU.

260. JUGGLING!

261. SONG AND DANCE!

262. HURRY!

263. HUH!

264. OKAY.

265. SO, AH, CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN

266. BABY BACK RIBS TO ME?

267. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY,

268. WHEN I'M EATING RIBS,

269. DO I REALLY WANNA BE THINKING

270. ABOUT A BABY'S BACK?

271. YOU'RE BOMBIN' BOY.

272. WILL YOU STOP

273. INTERRUPTING ME?

274. YOU'RE KINDA KILLING MY JOKES.

275. HOW CAN I KILL

276. WHAT'S ALREADY DEAD?

277. I LOVE IT!

278. A BOY DOIN'

279. TERRIBLE STAND-UP COMEDY

280. AND BEIN' HECKLED

281. BY HIS OWN PUPPET!

282. NOW THAT'S CREATIVE!

283. HE HE HE HEEE!

284. NO.

285. AH, THIS ISN'T PART

286. OF MY ROUTINE.

287. HE'S REALLY INTERRUPTING ME.

288. KNOCK, KNOCK.

289. WHO'S THERE?

290. YOU, THE TERRIBLE COMEDIAN.

291. GENIUS! THAT IS GOOD STUFF!

292. WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

293. BECAUSE YOU'RE BAD.

294. SO,

295. YOU WROTE THIS MOVIE YOURSELF?

296. AND DIRECTED IT

297. AND STARRED IN IT.

298. MMM-HMM.

299. YOU JUST GONNA SING, HUH?

300. I—I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT—

301. SHHHHHH.

302. B—BUT,

303. YOU'RE IN THE BATHTUB—

304. SHHHHHH!

305. STOP IT!

306. AHHHHHHH!

307. POP GOES THE WEASEL.

308. I HATE YOU!

309. I LOVE YOU!

310. I HATE YOU!

311. I LOVE YOU!

312. WELL?

313. DID YOU LIKE IT?

314. NEXT!

315. SO DO YOU FEEL

316. LIKE YOU DID WELL?

317. I THINK.

318. I MEAN, ANDRE WROTE

319. AN AMAZING SONG,

320. AND HE SAID

321. WE SOUNDED GREAT TOGETHER.

322. AND TRINA?

323. UHH, NOT SO GOOD.

324. OH.

325. AND SHAKE. KEEP GOING.

326. THAT'S RIGHT. DON'T GIVE UP.

327. I DON'T GET THE POINT

328. OF THIS EXERCISE.

329. OH, I GOT IT. TAKE A BREAK.

330. IT'S YOUR SCHOOL.

331. ANSWER IT.

332. HELLO?

333. YEAH, THIS IS SHE.

334. OH! OH, THANK YOU.

335. SHE'LL BE SO HAPPY.

336. THAT'S GREAT NEWS!

337. UH-HUH.

338. WHAT?

339. BUT...

340. SHHHH! SHH! SHH!

341. THANK YOU FOR CALLING.

342. UHHH!

343. I TOLD TRINA TO REHEARSE

344. FOR OUR AUDITION.

345. I TOLD HER

346. THAT OUR NEW PRINCIPAL'S

347. REALLY TOUGH,

348. BUT SHE JUST DIDN'T—

349. TRINA PASSED HER AUDITION.

350. SHE DID?

351. THEN...

352. YOU DIDN'T.

353. I...

354. THEY'RE KICKING ME OUT

355. OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS?

356. I AM SO SORRY, BABY.

357. ARE YOU GONNA CRY?

358. I DUNNO.

359. DO YOU WANNA CRY?

360. I DUNNO.

361. YOU'RE GONNA CRY.

362. I KNOW.

363. I MADE IT DIM...

364. I MEAN, I DON'T GET IT.

365. THEY CAN'T JUST KICK TORI

366. OUTTA SCHOOL.

367. YEAH, THEY CAN.

368. OKAY, WELL.

369. I'M GOING HOME NOW...

370. FOREVER.

371. NO.

372. YOU'RE NOT LEAVING THIS SCHOOL.

373. SHE HAS TO.

374. I MEAN, I FEEL REALLY BAD

375. ABOUT IT, SERIOUSLY,

376. BUT, Y'KNOW...

377. BYE.

378. I THINK I'LL MISS YOU

379. LEAST OF ALL.

380. WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN

381. SHE'S NOT LEAVIN'?

382. I MEAN,

383. WE'RE ALL GONNA TALK TO HELEN

384. ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.

385. YEAH, LET'S.

386. YEAH, LET'S DO THAT.

387. BUT WHAT ARE YOU GUYS

388. GONNA SAY?

389. THAT IF YOU HAVE TO LEAVE

390. HOLLYWOOD ARTS, I'M LEAVING TOO.

391. YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?

392. NOOOOOOOOO,

393. I REALLY LOVE THIS SCHOOL.

394. WELL...

395. I'M GONNA GO GET SOME GUM.

396. COME ON, LET'S GO FIND HELEN.

397. YEAH, LET'S GO.

398. COME ON.

399. HELEN... FIND HER.

400. WE'RE GONNA GET THAT GIRL!

401. YOU KNOW WHAT?

402. HELEN IS THIS WAY.

403. NO, IT'S THIS WAY.

404. WHERE IS SHE?

405. HEY.

406. DID YOU ALL WANT SOMETHING?

407. WE DON'T THINK TORI SHOULD BE

408. KICKED OUT OF THE SCHOOL.

409. AHHH, TORI?

410. VEGA.

411. OH, YEAH. TORI VEGA.

412. MY NOTES HERE SAY

413. SHE WAS KICKED OUT

414. BECAUSE SHE'S UNTALENTED

415. AND IRRITATING.

416. EXCUSE ME,

417. BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK

418. THAT I AM TALENTED.

419. YOU? OH, YOU ARE.

420. AND PRETTY AS A PICKLE.

421. NOW WHY ARE YOU CHILDREN

422. ASKING ME ABOUT TORI VEGA?

423. I'M TORI VEGA.

424. NO, NO, NO, NO.

425. THIS IS TORI VEGA.

426. DUH DUH DUNNNN!

427. NO. NO, NO, NO.

428. THAT'S MY OLDER SISTER,

429. TRINA VEGA.

430. OHHHH.

431. YOU MIXED UP THE NAMES!

432. I HAVE PERSONAL PROBLEMS.

433. I KNEW IT WAS A MISTAKE.

434. YOU GET TO STAY!

435. YEAH. BUT WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

436. YOU CAN'T KICK TRINA OUT

437. OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS.

438. RIGHT, GUYS?

439. OOOOOH...

440. I'M SORRY,

441. WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?

442. LOOK, I'M SORRY.

443. I'LL CALL TRINA MYSELF

444. AND GIVE HER THE NEW—

445. NO, NO, NO. PLEASE DON'T.

446. I'LL TELL HER.

447. ALL RIGHT... BYE!

448. COME ON!

449. YOU GUYS,

450. I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE

451. WHEN I TELL TRINA

452. SHE GOT KICKED OUT OF—

453. AND, UM, YOU KNOW, UM,

454. SOMETIMES WHEN LIFE

455. HANDS YOU LEMONS...

456. YOU, UHHH, YOU—

457. TORI.

458. WHAT?

459. I KNOW

460. WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.

461. YOU DO?

462. YOU'RE EMBARRASSED

463. THAT YOU GOT KICKED OUT

464. OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS.

465. OHHHHH...

466. IT'S OKAY.

467. IT DOESN'T MEAN

468. THAT YOU HAVE ZERO TALENT.

469. TRINA... I...

470. YOU THINK THIS IS EASY

471. FOR ME?

472. 'CAUSE IT'S NOT.

473. WHAT'S NOT?

474. BEING THE TALENTED ONE

475. IN OUR FAMILY.

476. THAT'S A LOTTA PRESSURE.

477. AND YOU'RE MY BABY SISTER.

478. IT HURTS ME WHEN YOU FAIL.

479. OH, MAN.

480. AND LISTEN...

481. IF I COULD JUST SOMEHOW SUCK

482. SOME TALENT OUT OF ME

483. AND SPRINKLE IT ALL OVER YOU,

484. I SWEAR...

485. I WOULD CONSIDER DOING THAT.

486. NOW... YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU

487. SOME CREAM OF WHEAT?

488. I HATE CREAM OF WHEAT.

489. YEAH, BUT I LOVE IT.

490. HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE

491. CREAM OF WHEAT?

492. REX.

493. LOOK.

494. HELEN GETS TO SCHOOL AT 6:30

495. EVERY MORNING.

496. I'LL COME UP WITH SOME REASON

497. TO GET TRINA TO SCHOOL

498. RIGHT BEFORE HELEN SHOWS UP.

499. I LOVE CREAM OF WHEAT.

500. YOU'RE GONNA BE DRESSED

501. AS A ROBBER, WITH A SKI MASK.

502. I LIKE SKIING.

503. YEAH, YEAH...

504. SO WHEN HELEN WALKS INTO SCHOOL,

505. YOU ATTACK HER.

506. WHY?

507. 'CAUSE!

508. TRINA'S TAKING KARATE,

509. SO WHEN SHE SEES HELEN

510. BEING ATTACKED,

511. TRINA'LL JUMP IN, BEAT YOU UP,

512. AND THEN HELEN'LL BE GRATEFUL

513. AND LET TRINA STAY

514. AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS.

515. BUT I HATE BEING BEATEN.

516. I ALWAYS HAVE.

517. I NEED YOU TO DO THIS.

518. NO.

519. PLEASE?

520. NO.

521. PLEASE?

522. ALL RIGHT.

523. TORI?

524. IT'S 6:00 IN THE MORNING,

525. I'M AT SCHOOL,

526. AND THEY ARE NOT HAVING

527. A FREE BREAKFAST BUFFET.

528. CALL ME.

529. HELLO? ANYBODY HERE?

530. ANYONE SEEN A BREAKFAST BUFFET?

531. HELLO?

532. ANDRE JUST TEXTED ME

533. FROM THE PARKING LOT!

534. HELEN IS ON HER WAY IN!

535. I'M AFRAID.

536. IT'S JUST A BEATING.

537. PUT YOUR THING ON!

538. HEY, GIMME THE BAG!

539. OH! OH!

540. GIVE ME YOUR BAG!

541. MAY DAY! MAY DAY!

542. HELP ME!

543. OH! OHH!

544. GET AWAY FROM HER!

545. OH, JESUS!

546. HOLD HIM STILL

547. SO I CAN WHACK HIM!

548. HEY! HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

549. HEY!

550. WHAT HAPPENED?

551. OH, THIS...

552. THIS HOOLIGAN CAME

553. AND TRIED TO BUSHWHACK ME!

554. OHHHH WOW!

555. I MEAN WHAT ARE THE ODDS

556. OF A MASKED ROBBER—

557. THEN I—GOING, GOING, GOING.

558. MAN... IT WAS A GOOD THING

559. THAT TRINA WAS HERE

560. TO PROTECT YOU.

561. OH! HECK YEAH.

562. THANK YOU, BABY. I OWE YA ONE.

563. YEAH. LIKE...

564. MAYBE YOU WANNA RECONSIDER

565. A DECISION YOU MADE

566. ABOUT SOMEONE BEING KICKED OUT

567. OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS?

568. OH.

569. MMM-HMM, YOU RIGHT.

570. TRINA, YOU CAN—

571. SO I CAN KEEP GOING

572. TO SCHOOL HERE?

573. YOU? YEAH, I THOUGHT

574. YOU WERE GONNA TELL TRINA SHE—

575. YAY, WE BOTH GET TO STAY

576. AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS!

577. C'MON TRINA,

578. LET'S GO GET

579. SOME CREAM OF WHEAT!

580. I THOUGHT YOU HATED

581. CREAM OF WHEAT.

582. BUT NOW I LOVE IT!

583. THIS WAY...

584. AND I THOUGHT CRAZY STEVE

585. WAS CRAZY.

586. ALL RIGHT,

587. BETTER CALL THE POLICE

588. TO COME GET—

589. ALL RIGHT THEN.

590. I LOVE YOU GUYS.

591. HMM.

592. I WOULD CONSIDER DOING THAT.