Victorious 2x4

Directed by

Eric Lange as Erwin Sikowitz • Lane Napper as Lane Alexander • Michael Eric Reid as Sinjin Van Cleef

Tori offers to donate blood after Robbie is rushed to the hospital, despite the fact that the school play is only a few hours away. Meanwhile, Cat, Beck, Andre, and Jade go to Karaoke Dokie to reclaim their title.

Request examples:

!req Victorious 2x4 [02:32]
!req Victorious 2x4 [Victorious 2x4]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req Victorious 2x4 [10-11]; !req Victorious 2x4 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. LET'S... DISCUSS... ACTING...

2. WHAT ABOUT ACTING? ACTING...

3. OH, YES. ANY QUESTIONS?

4. ONE TIME, MY BROTHER PAINTED

5. PART OF HIS BODY PURPLE.

6. WELL, WHY DID YOUR BROTHER

7. PAINT PART OF HIS BODY PURPLE?

8. HE HAD A JOB INTERVIEW.

9. HE DIDN'T GET IT.

10. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

11. WOULD ANYONE BE INTERESTED

12. IN SEEING THE CAST LIST

13. FOR OUR LITTLE PLAY

14. CALLED STEAMBOAT SUZY?

15. YEAH.

16. YEAH.

17. YOU KNOW IT.

18. I GOT THE LEAD, RIGHT?

19. PARDON?

20. I'M PLAYING SUZY, RIGHT?

21. DID YOU GET THE LEAD?

22. I DON'T THINK SHE GOT IT.

23. SO WHO'S PLAYING SUZY?

24. ME.

25. YEAH, HER. THAT.

26. SHE GOT THE LEAD.

27. WELL, WHAT PART DID YOU GET?

28. I GOT CHEATED AND HUMILIATED.

29. YOU GET USED TO IT.

30. ALL RIGHT, NOW CHILL DOWN.

31. LET'S SEE.

32. IT SAYS RIGHT HERE,

33. "JADE WEST, UNDERSTUDY

34. FOR THE ROLE OF SUZY."

35. OH, YEE-HOO.

36. LIKE IT'S MY DREAM

37. TO BE TORI'S UNDERSTUDY.

38. WHAT'S AN UNDERSTUDY?

39. OH, MAN.

40. UM, AN UNDERSTUDY

41. IS LIKE A BACK-UP ACTOR.

42. SO IF YOU GET SICK

43. OR SOMETHING,

44. YOUR UNDERSTUDY TAKES OVER

45. FOR YOUR PART IN THE PLAY.

46. YEAH, YEAH, IF YOU GET SICK

47. OR GO MISSING

48. OR GET HIT BY A BUS. UHHH.

49. UH, SHE CAN'T DRIVE A BUS,

50. RIGHT?

51. MMM.

52. I SWEAR, I DON'T KNOW

53. WHY GRANNY SMITH APPLES

54. GET A BAD RAP.

55. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST APPLES

56. I'VE EVER EATEN.

57. LOOKS LIKE GRANNY SMITH

58. BROKE HER HIP.

59. WHY DID YOU SMUSH HIS APPLE?

60. 'CAUSE I FELT LIKE IT.

61. AH, SHE'S STILL ALL MAD

62. 'CAUSE TORI GOT THE LEAD

63. IN STEAMBOAT SUZY.

64. HA, HA, HA, HA.

65. YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT, BABY?

66. HEY BOYS AND SQUIRRELS.

67. SQUIRRELS DOES SOUND

68. LIKE GIRLS.

69. HEY, AFTER SCHOOL,

70. YOU GUYS WANNA GO GET SOME SUSHI

71. AT NOZU?

72. SURE.

73. SOUNDS GOOD.

74. NOT WITH YOU.

75. YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY MY TUMMY

76. HAS BEEN FEELING KIND OF WEIRD

77. THESE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS.

78. AH, IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING.

79. WHO'S THIS? HELLO?

80. YEAH, THIS IS TORI.

81. YOU—WAIT,

82. HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER?

83. WHO IS IT?

84. SOME GUY WHO WORKS

85. FOR LADY GAGA.

86. AH.

87. WHOA.

88. SSHH.

89. SSHH.

90. HI, SORRY. SHE IS? REALLY?

91. WHAT'S HE SAYING?

92. THEY'RE DOING

93. A NEW MUSIC VIDEO NEXT FRIDAY,

94. AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR DANCERS

95. AND BACK-UP SINGERS.

96. WAIT, BUT AREN'T YOU DOING

97. STEAMBOAT SUZY NEXT FRIDAY?

98. YEAH.

99. LOOK, I'M STARRING IN A PLAY

100. THAT NIGHT SO I—

101. OH MY GOD.

102. YOU'RE GONNA TURN DOWN A JOB

103. IN A REAL MUSIC VIDEO

104. JUST TO BE IN SOME LITTLE PLAY

105. HERE AT SCHOOL?

106. WELL, I GUESS

107. I COULD BLOW OFF THE PLAY.

108. OH, YEAH.

109. AND THEN JADE WILL GET TO PLAY

110. YOUR PART.

111. YEAH, I—YEAH.

112. SHE WOULD, WOULDN'T SHE?

113. HELLO, SIR. YEAH.

114. I WAS WONDERING...

115. AHH!

116. AH.

117. SINJIN.

118. JADE MADE ME DO IT.

119. SHE PROMISED ME $30

120. AND A COMPLETE MAKEOVER.

121. WELL, YOU FAILED.

122. SO NOW YOU DON'T GET $30,

123. AND YOU GET TO KEEP LOOKING

124. LIKE THAT.

125. YOU MADE SINJIN TRY

126. TO TRICK ME

127. INTO MISSING THE PLAY

128. SO YOU COULD STEAL MY PART?

129. OKAY.

130. I AM NOT GONNA JUST STAND HERE

131. AND LISTEN TO YOU ACCUSE ME

132. OF THINGS I CLEARLY DID.

133. YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY

134. TO ME?

135. TEACH ME TO DANCE.

136. NO.

137. CAPTAIN.

138. CAPTAIN, THE STORM

139. IS GETTING WORSE.

140. YOU THINK I CAN'T SEE THAT?

141. NOW GET DOWN BELOW

142. BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS.

143. OH, OKAY, OH—

144. CAPTAIN, YOU'VE BEEN HIT

145. BY LIGHTNING.

146. I CAN'T GET UP.

147. YOU BETTER DOCK THE BOAT.

148. WE'RE NOT DOCKING.

149. I'LL CAPTAIN THIS BOAT.

150. YOU? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

151. THAT LITTLE GIRL IS SICK.

152. HELP ME. PLEASE, HELP.

153. WE'VE GOT TO GET HER

154. TO NEW ORLEANS BY DAYBREAK.

155. YOU CAN'T CAPTAIN A BOAT.

156. YOU'RE JUST A WOMAN.

157. I MAY BE A WOMAN

158. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

159. I'M NOT THE BEST DANG

160. STEAMBOAT CAPTAIN

161. THIS HERE RIVER'S EVER SEEN.

162. HOLD. CUT, CUT, CUT.

163. CAN I HELP YOU?

164. YEAH.

165. I GOT FLOWERS FOR TORI VEGA?

166. ME? HUH.

167. I WONDER WHO WOULD'VE SENT

168. ME FLOWERS—

169. OH, TORI,

170. THOSE ARE BUSH DAISIES.

171. AHH!

172. WHAT'S UP?

173. I'M WAY ALLERGIC

174. TO BUSH DAISIES.

175. LIKE IF I GET

176. ANYWHERE NEAR THEM,

177. MY WHOLE FACE

178. STARTS SWELLING UP,

179. AND I START SWEATING

180. AND SHAKING...

181. WELL, WHO WOULD'VE SENT

182. YOU BUSH DAISIES?

183. I DON'T KNOW.

184. OR MAYBE I DO.

185. HOW DID YOU KNOW

186. I WAS ALLERGIC TO BUSH DAISIES?

187. I DO MY RESEARCH.

188. YOU LOOKED UP

189. MY MEDICAL RECORDS?

190. I'LL ANSWER THAT

191. RIGHT AFTER YOU STICK YOUR FACE

192. IN THOSE BUSH DAISIES.

193. LISTEN TO ME.

194. I'M DOING THIS PLAY.

195. I AUDITIONED, I GOT THE LEAD,

196. AND I'M DOING IT.

197. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO.

198. ALL RIGHT.

199. PICK IT BACK UP

200. WHERE WE LEFT OFF.

201. TRINA.

202. YEP?

203. I WASN'T BELIEVING

204. YOUR COUGH.

205. YOU NEED TO REALLY SELL

206. THE TUBERCULOSIS.

207. UH, LIKE THIS?

208. YEAH, THAT'S NOT GOOD.

209. HEY, HEY.

210. ROBBIE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.

211. WHAT?

212. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

213. I DON'T KNOW.

214. HIS STOMACH WAS HURTING

215. REALLY BAD,

216. SO AN AMBULANCE TOOK HIM

217. TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM,

218. AND THEY X-RAYED HIM.

219. AND WHAT'D THEY FIND?

220. WELL, ACCORDING TO THIS

221. TEXT MESSAGE FROM REX,

222. IT SAYS, "THERE'S A CAR PARKED

223. IN ROBBIE'S BUTT."

224. OH MY GOD.

225. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

226. WELL, WHO WOULD?

227. IS ROBBIE GONNA BE OKAY?

228. I DON'T KNOW.

229. HIS PARENTS ARE IN BOCA,

230. SO I'M GONNA HEAD OVER

231. TO THE HOSPITAL.

232. WELL, CAN WE COME?

233. WE WANNA SEE ROBBIE.

234. SIKOWITZ?

235. YES, OF COURSE,

236. BUT THE PLAY STARTS AT 7:30.

237. WE'LL BE BACK

238. WAY BEFORE THEN.

239. COME ON.

240. OKAY.

241. BYE.

242. WHOA, WAIT, JADE.

243. WHAT?

244. IS THIS JUST ANOTHER TRICK

245. TO GET ME OUT OF THE PLAY

246. SO YOU CAN STEAL MY PART?

247. NO.

248. AND WHAT IF YOU'RE LYING?

249. FINE.

250. I'LL GO TO THE HOSPITAL,

251. YOU STAY HERE.

252. OKAY. WAIT.

253. WHAT?

254. HOW DO I KNOW

255. THAT YOU'RE NOT TRICKING ME

256. BY HAVING ME STAY HERE

257. WHILE YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL—

258. BOTH OF YOU GO

259. TO THE HOSPITAL.

260. ALL RIGHT.

261. WE'LL BOTH GO.

262. OHHH.

263. SO, HOW YOU FEELING?

264. NOT GOOD.

265. I HAVE A SHARP PAIN

266. IN MY LOWER ABDOMEN—

267. ROB, ROB, ROB, LISTEN.

268. WHAT?

269. I DON'T CARE.

270. OH.

271. HEY, GUYS.

272. THERE'S A CAR PARKED

273. IN ROBBIE'S BUTT.

274. QUIT SAYING THAT.

275. ROBBIE, YOU WANNA EXPLAIN?

276. WELL,

277. WHEN I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD,

278. I TOOK MY FAVORITE

279. LITTLE TOY CAR TO SCHOOL,

280. AND A SCARY BULLY

281. MADE ME SWALLOW IT.

282. YEAH, SHE WAS REAL SCARY.

283. REMEMBER HOW SHE KEPT

284. WHUPPING YOU WITH HER PONYTAIL?

285. THEY WERE BRAIDS.

286. SO, WAIT,

287. THIS LITTLE TOY CAR,

288. IT'S BEEN INSIDE OF YOU

289. FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS?

290. UH-HUH.

291. SO THIS LITTLE CAR,

292. WHY WON'T IT JUST,

293. YOU KNOW, BACK OUT?

294. WELL, THE DOCTOR SAYS

295. IT'S STUCK

296. IN MY SMALL INTESTINE.

297. THAT'S MY X-RAY

298. RIGHT OVER THERE.

299. OH.

300. OH, YEAH, THAT'S A CAR.

301. YEP, THAT'S—

302. WHAT KIND OF CAR IS IT?

303. LOOKS LIKE A SPORTS CAR.

304. YEAH, IT'S A PONTIAC.

305. OH.

306. THAT'S HUMILIATING.

307. EXCUSE ME.

308. ROBBIE'S PARENTS

309. ARE ON THE PHONE IN RECEPTION.

310. OH, GOOD.

311. ROBBIE, I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW.

312. THANKS, LANE.

313. HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY LOTION?

314. LOTION?

315. SO, IS THERE ANYTHING

316. WE CAN DO TO HELP?

317. SHHH.

318. LISTEN.

319. THAT IS SOME JUICY COUGHING

320. AND HACKING.

321. SO?

322. I'M PLAYING THE ROLE

323. OF A LITTLE GIRL

324. WITH TUBERCULOSIS,

325. AND I WANT MY COUGHING

326. AND HACKING TO SOUND REALISTIC

327. LIKE HIS.

328. WAIT TILL I GET THERE.

329. COME WITH ME.

330. KAY-KAY.

331. OH MY GOODNESS, ROBBIE.

332. I DIDN'T REALIZE

333. YOU WERE SO POPULAR.

334. ARE YOU HIS GIRLFRIEND?

335. NO. ARE YOU?

336. OKAY. WHY DON'T YOU GO

337. DOWN THE NURSERY AND SCARE

338. THE NEWBORN BABIES?

339. OH. WHERE ARE THE BABIES?

340. UH...

341. SO, DOC, WHAT'S THE SITUATION

342. WITH ROBBIE?

343. WELL, DO YOU SEE THIS TEAR

344. IN HIS SMALL INTESTINE?

345. YEAH.

346. OKAY.

347. WELL, IF THAT PONTIAC MOVES,

348. IT COULD RIP

349. THAT KID'S GUTS APART.

350. SO SLICE HIM OPEN

351. AND YANK IT OUT.

352. WELL, WE WOULD, BUT ROBBIE

353. HAS A RARE BLOOD TYPE,

354. O-NEGATIVE.

355. OH.

356. NEGATIVE.

357. AND WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH HERE

358. FOR THE SURGERY.

359. SO HOW DO YOU PLAN TO—

360. WHOA. WHOA.

361. I KNOW WHERE HE CAN GET SOME

362. O-NEGATIVE BLOOD.

363. WHERE?

364. RIGHT HERE.

365. I'M O-NEGATIVE?

366. YOU DID GO

367. THROUGH MY MEDICAL RECORDS.

368. TOLD YOU I DO MY RESEARCH.

369. WOULD YOU BE WILLING

370. TO DONATE BLOOD

371. FOR ROBBIE'S OPERATION?

372. SURE. TOTALLY.

373. BUT THE PLAY STARTS

374. IN THREE HOURS.

375. OH, YOU'RE IN A PLAY?

376. YEAH, AT SCHOOL.

377. I'M THE LEAD.

378. WELL, DON'T YOU HAVE

379. AN UNDERSTUDY,

380. SOMEONE THAT COULD TAKE

381. YOUR PLACE?

382. YEAH, SHE DOES.

383. IS THIS GONNA HURT?

384. PROBABLY.

385. MARLON, PUT YOUR TEACHER

386. ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW.

387. HOW MUCH BLOOD

388. ARE YOU GONNA NEED?

389. TAKE A LOT.

390. WHATEVER YOU DON'T USE,

391. JUST PUT IT IN A JUG

392. AND SEND TO MY HOUSE.

393. GET OUT.

394. NO. I'M LEAVING.

395. HEY, MY HEART'S GOT

396. A NICE BEAT GOING.

397. GO HEARTBEAT. YEAH.

398. MMM-HMM.

399. LISTEN.

400. I'M STARRING IN A PLAY

401. TONIGHT AT 7:30.

402. I'LL BE OKAY TO DO IT, RIGHT?

403. YEAH.

404. YOU'RE ONLY GIVING ONE PINT

405. OF BLOOD.

406. IT'LL TAKE A FEW MINUTES.

407. YOU'LL BE FINE FOR YOUR PLAY.

408. WELL, WHO GAVE HIM THE MUSTARD?

409. HI.

410. WE'RE BACK.

411. HOW WAS THE DUDE

412. WITH TUBERCULOSIS?

413. OH, HE JUST HAD

414. STUPID PNEUMONIA.

415. BOO.

416. AHH!

417. WAS THAT LOUD?

418. WILL YOU LET ME KNOW

419. WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO STICK

420. THE NEEDLE IN MY—

421. HEY, HEY, I NEED TO LEARN

422. THE PROPER WAY

423. TO COUGH AND HACK.

424. ARE THERE ANY PATIENTS

425. WITH TUBERCULOSIS

426. IN THIS HOSPITAL?

427. SEVENTH FLOOR, NORTH WING.

428. THANK YOU.

429. GET AWAY FROM ME.

430. CAT, COME WITH ME.

431. DON'T BOTHER SICK PEOPLE.

432. BYE.

433. AHH!

434. LET'S SEE. OH.

435. STAGE THREE TUBERCULOSIS, SCORE.

436. HEY, HEY, HEY.

437. SIR, SIR, SHUT UP.

438. SHH-SHH-SHH-SHUT UP.

439. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHH-SHH.

440. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.

441. DO YOU MIND IF I RECORD

442. YOUR COUGHING AND HACKING?

443. I'M CAT.

444. YES. HACK IT UP. OKAY.

445. I'M GONNA TRY IT JUST LIKE THAT.

446. YEAH.

447. HEY, DO ME A FAVOR

448. AND TAKE THIS BLOOD

449. TO O.R. ROOM 15?

450. KID NAMED ROBBIE SHAPIRO

451. NEEDS IT FOR SURGERY.

452. NO PROBLEM.

453. I'LL TAKE IT UP

454. AS SOON AS I'M DONE

455. FILLING THIS UP.

456. THANKS.

457. OOH, STILL WARM.

458. DON'T BE CREEPY.

459. WATCH YOUR BACK.

460. FOOD COMING THROUGH.

461. THIS SHOULD TAKE THE PRESSURE

462. OFF HIS LOWER ABDOMEN.

463. INTERESTING.

464. IS THAT BETTER?

465. YEAH. THANKS, DOC.

466. SO YOU GAVE BLOOD?

467. A WHOLE PINT.

468. YOU ARE READY FOR SURGIFICATION.

469. WHO'S SWEET LIKE TAFFY?

470. I DON'T KNOW.

471. IT'S YOU.

472. YOU'RE SILLY.

473. DR. SCHNEIDER,

474. PLEASE CALL THE NURSES' STATION.

475. DR. SCHNEIDER,

476. PLEASE CALL THE NURSES' STATION.

477. YOU LOST HER BLOOD?

478. WHAT?

479. IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

480. IT WAS THAT CREEPY MALE NURSE

481. WITH A BEARD.

482. BUT, WE GOT TO HAVE

483. TYPE O-NEGATIVE BLOOD

484. OR WE CAN'T OPERATE ON THIS BOY.

485. I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND.

486. DO YOU MIND GIVING US

487. ANOTHER PINT OF BLOOD?

488. ANOTHER WHOLE PINT?

489. IS THAT SAFE?

490. OH, SURE.

491. WILL SHE STILL MAKE IT BACK

492. FOR HER PLAY ON TIME?

493. IT STARTS AT 7:30.

494. I'M STEAMBOAT SUZY.

495. WON'T BE A PROBLEM.

496. LET'S GO.

497. DON'T WORRY,

498. YOU'LL BE BETTER SOON.

499. THANKS, TORI.

500. UM, AND, ROBBIE...

501. YEAH?

502. SPONGEBOB UNDERWEAR?

503. ALL RIGHT.

504. DOUBLE TIME, PEOPLE.

505. THIS PLAY STARTS

506. IN LESS THAN ONE

507. OF YOUR EARTH HOURS.

508. WE'RE BACK.

509. CAT, HURRY.

510. GO HELP SINJIN

511. WITH THE LIGHTING CUES.

512. KAY-KAY.

513. WHERE'S TORI?

514. STILL AT THE HOSPITAL.

515. WHAT?

516. THEY LOST HER BLOOD,

517. SO THEY'RE TAKIN' SOME MORE.

518. WELL, SHE BETTER BLEED FAST.

519. AND WHERE IS JADE?

520. SOMEBODY LOOKING

521. FOR THE BEST DANG

522. STEAMBOAT CAPTAIN

523. THIS HERE RIVER'S EVER SEEN?

524. WHY ARE YOU WEARING

525. TORI'S DRESS?

526. 'CAUSE SHE'S

527. PLAYING HOSPITAL,

528. SO I'M PLAYING SUZY.

529. TORI'S GONNA BE BACK

530. IN PLENTY A'TIME.

531. OH, THEN I'LL JUST KEEP

532. HER DRESS WARM.

533. AHH, NOW THAT COUGH

534. SOUNDED NICE AND THICK

535. LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE.

536. VERY REALISTIC.

537. YEAH, 'CAUSE A DISEASED MAN

538. REALLY GAVE ME TUBERCULOSIS.

539. YES.

540. IF YOU BELIEVE THAT,

541. THE AUDIENCE WILL TOO.

542. ALL DONE?

543. ALL DONE.

544. GOOD.

545. WOW, TWO PINTS OF BLOOD

546. IN ONE DAY.

547. YEAH.

548. SO YOU BETTER DRINK YOUR JUICE

549. AND EAT YOUR COOKIE

550. SO YOU WON'T FEEL FAINT.

551. BUT YOU ATE MY COOKIE.

552. JUST DRINK YOUR JUICE.

553. HEY, THERE'S MY LITTLE

554. BLOOD ANGEL.

555. ROBBIE, WHY ARE YOU

556. OUT OF BED?

557. I DON'T KNOW.

558. I JUST FELT KIND OF BAD

559. THAT YOU HAD TO GIVE MORE BLOOD

560. FOR ME.

561. NO WORRIES, ALREADY DONE.

562. THAR SHE IS.

563. OH YEAH. LET ME SEE. WOW.

564. IT'S LIKE I'M HOLDING LIQUID YOU

565. IN MY HANDS.

566. OKAY.

567. OH SWEET.

568. DID YOU KNOW

569. IF YOU HOLD BLOOD UP

570. AGAINST THE LIGHT,

571. YOU CAN TOTALLY SEE ALL THE—

572. I, UM...

573. GET THE NURSE.

574. I'LL GET THE NURSE.

575. FASTER.

576. WE'RE NOT—

577. WE'RE NOT DOCKING.

578. I'LL PARK THE BOATY.

579. YOU—

580. YIKES,

581. TORI DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.

582. AGREED.

583. IT'S NOT HER FAULT.

584. THEY TOOK THREE PINTS OF BLOOD

585. OUT OF HER.

586. THAT LITTLE—

587. THAT LITTLE GIRL IS SICK.

588. HELP ME. PLEASE HELP ME.

589. WE GOT TO GET HER TO...

590. NEW ORLEANS.

591. NEW MORE BEANS BY DARG-BARK.

592. HELP.

593. YOU CAN'T CAPTAIN THE BOAT.

594. YOU'RE JUST A WOMAN.

595. YOU—YOU MADE ME A WOMAN,

596. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

597. I'M NOT THE BEST DING-DANG

598. ROBOT CAPTAIN

599. THAT THIS RIVER'S EVER.

600. YEAH.

601. CURTAIN, CURTAIN.

602. UM, WE'LL BE TAKING

603. A BRIEF INTERMISSION.

604. POOR TORI.

605. YEAH.

606. I'LL GO GET HER DRESS OFF.

607. NO.

608. SHE CAN'T PLAY THE ROLE,

609. AND I'M THE UNDERSTUDY.

610. I DON'T CARE.

611. YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A GANK

612. ALL WEEK.

613. I'M NOT GOING TO REWARD YOU

614. BY LETTING YOU PLAY THE LEAD.

615. THERE'S AN AUDIENCE

616. OUT THERE.

617. THE SHOW MUST GO ON.

618. YES. YES, IT MUST.

619. AND MUST IT SHALL.

620. YOU CAN'T CAPTAIN A BOAT.

621. YOU'RE JUST A WOMAN.

622. I MAY BE A WOMAN,

623. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

624. I'M NOT THE BEST DANG

625. STEAMBOAT CAPTAIN

626. THIS HERE RIVER'S EVER SEEN.

627. DID THEY GET THE PONTIAC

628. OUT OF ROBBIE?

629. THEY SURE DID, TORI.

630. YAY.

631. ME.

632. IS THIS GONNA HURT?

633. PROBABLY.