Victorious 2x3

Kesha as Self • Louie Sebert as Boy with Ice Cream • Michael Eric Reid as Sinjin Van Cleef • Max Bernstein as DJ

The group attempts to get a private Ke$ha concert by finding all the letters to K-E-S-H-A under ice cream cartons. And they go through a lot of trouble to get that concert.

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1. CAT? CAT, COME ON.

2. YOU CAN'T BE MAD AT ME

3. OVER SOMETHING I DID

4. IN YOUR DREAM.

5. IT'S WHAT YOU DIDN'T DO.

6. WELL,

7. WILL YOU AT LEAST TELL ME

8. WHAT I DIDN'T DO?

9. FINE!

10. THESE LITTLE KIDS

11. WERE TRYING TO EAT US,

12. AND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN TRY

13. TO HELP ME.

14. YOU WERE JUST CRYING

15. AND YELLING, "NO! NO!

16. DON'T EAT ME! EAT HER, EAT HER!"

17. WELL, I'M SORRY.

18. AND IF A BUNCH OF LITTLE KIDS

19. EVER REALLY DO TRY TO EAT US,

20. I PROMISE TO—

21. WELL, WHY SHOULDN'T THEY EAT YOU

22. FIRST?

23. ROBBIE!

24. I WANNA LIVE!

25. THERE'S THINGS I'VE NEVER TRIED.

26. THINGS I REALLY, REALLY,

27. REALLY WANNA DO.

28. WHAT DO YOU REALLY, REALLY,

29. REALLY WANNA DO?

30. RIDE A PONY,

31. TAKE A COOKING CLASS,

32. OTHER THINGS.

33. JUST ICE CREAM?

34. UH-HUH.

35. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA EAT

36. FOR LUNCH?

37. NOPE.

38. IT'S BEEN IN MY LOCKER ALL DAY,

39. SO I'M GONNA DRINK IT.

40. WHY?

41. 'CAUSE I WANNA MEET KE$HA.

42. OH, DANG IT!

43. KE$HA'S NOT IN THERE?

44. NO. I GOT ANOTHER STUPID K.

45. OH,

46. IS THIS ABOUT THAT CONTEST?

47. WHAT?

48. KE$HA'S DOING THIS THING

49. WITH LICHTERZ ICE CREAM.

50. SEE, THERE'S A LETTER

51. AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY PINT.

52. YOU NEED TO GET A K, AN E, AN S,

53. AN H OR AN A.

54. AND IF YOU FIND THE LETTERS

55. THAT SPELL KE$HA,

56. YOU WIN A PRIVATE CONCERT.

57. FROM KE$HA?

58. YEP.

59. BUT SO FAR THIS WEEK,

60. I'VE EATEN 11 PINTS OF ICE CREAM

61. AND ALL I'VE GOTTEN ARE 11 Ks.

62. HA!

63. ROBBIE LET A BUNCH

64. OF LITTLE KIDS EAT ME.

65. IT'S NOT MY FAULT

66. IF DREAM CHILDREN

67. FIND YOU DELICIOUS!

68. HEY, TRINA.

69. I DON'T TALK TO YOU.

70. HEY, TORI. I NEED YOUR OPINION.

71. ON?

72. ALL RIGHT.

73. LET'S SAY A PERSON MADE A DEAL

74. WITH SOMEONE.

75. WHAT KINDA DEAL?

76. YOU KNOW, LIKE THEY'D PROMISE

77. TO DO SOMETHING.

78. SHOULD THAT PERSON HAVE TO KEEP

79. THEIR WORD?

80. YEAH. A DEAL'S A DEAL.

81. EVEN IF IT WAS LIKE

82. 10 YEARS AGO?

83. YES.

84. YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR WORD

85. NO MATTER HOW LONG AGO IT WAS.

86. I'M SO GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY

87. 'CAUSE MAYBE YOU REMEMBER THIS

88. FROM WHEN YOU WERE SIX

89. AND I WAS SEVEN.

90. MM-HMM.

91. OH MY GOD. I REMEMBER THIS.

92. JUST READ IT.

93. OH, OKAY.

94. "WHEN I, TORI VEGA,

95. "AM 16 YEARS OLD,

96. "I WILL BE MARRIED

97. "TO A HANDSOME PRINCE,

98. "AND WE SHALL LIVE

99. IN A MAGIC SUGAR CASTLE."

100. THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

101. I KNOW THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

102. YEAH.

103. AND READ WHAT YOU SAID YOU'D DO

104. IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

105. "I WILL BE TRINA'S ASSISTANT

106. "AND DO WHATEVER SHE SAYS

107. FOR A WHOLE MONTH."

108. THAT'S RIGHT.

109. SO?

110. I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS SIX.

111. YEAH.

112. AND WHO WAS IT WHO SAID,

113. "YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR WORD

114. NO MATTER HOW LONG AGO IT WAS"?

115. MARTIN LUTHER KING!

116. NO.

117. MARTIN LUTHER KING

118. GAVE THE SPEECH

119. ABOUT HAVIN' A DREAM.

120. I HAD A DREAM.

121. KIDS ATE ME.

122. DON'T WORRY, TORI.

123. I'M NOT GONNA BE UNREASONABLE.

124. WILL YOU GUYS TELL HER

125. SHE'S BEING RIDICULOUS?

126. WELL, YOU DID MAKE A DEAL.

127. AND YOU DID SAY

128. A PERSON SHOULD KEEP HER WORD.

129. THANK YOU, TORI'S FRIENDS.

130. YEAH.

131. WELL, HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS

132. YOU NEED TO DO FOR ME.

133. BUT I DON'T—

134. I'LL HAVE ANOTHER LIST

135. FOR YOU IN THE MORNING.

136. BOO-BYE!

137. I HAVE TO PLUCK HER TOE HAIR?

138. HEY, LOOK AT ME.

139. WHY? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA—

140. YEAH! SIX FOR SIX!

141. AND HOW IS THIS FUN FOR ME?

142. YOU GET TO BE THE TARGET,

143. WHICH MEANS—

144. TORI! TORI!

145. WHAT?

146. I WANT SOMETHING.

147. HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU?

148. I DON'T LIKE THIS SONG.

149. I NEED YOU TO CHANGE IT.

150. YOUR PHONE

151. IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

152. YEAH,

153. BUT I HAVE A PICKLE IN THIS HAND

154. AND A LIP GLOSS IN THIS ONE.

155. NOW, CHANGE THE SONG.

156. PUT ON SOME KE$HA.

157. MAYBE THAT'LL GIVE MY ICE CREAM

158. SOME LUCK.

159. YOU WANT SOME KE$HA?

160. WHO PUTS KETCHUP ON A PICKLE?

161. KE$HA!

162. OH, YEAH. PLAY A KE$HA SONG.

163. GOOD. NOW, GO.

164. HOW AM I GONNA BE

165. HER ASSISTANT FOR A MONTH

166. WITHOUT RIPPING HER HEAD OFF?

167. OH! YEAH, BABY.

168. AHH! YOU GOT AN "A!"

169. YEAH, I DID.

170. GOOD.

171. SO NOW YOU HAVE K AND "A?"

172. YEP.

173. ALL I NEED IS A E-S-H

174. AND I GET A PRIVATE CONCERT

175. FROM KE$HA.

176. YOU JUST NEED ESH.

177. I NEED ESH REAL BAD.

178. TORI!

179. TORI!

180. YES, HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU?

181. OH, I LOVE THIS SONG.

182. PUT IT ON LOOP.

183. HEY.

184. WHY'D YOU KILL MY VOLUME?

185. YOU LOVE KE$HA?

186. YEAH, SO?

187. IF I CAN GET KE$HA

188. TO GIVE YOU A PRIVATE CONCERT

189. RIGHT HERE IN THIS HOUSE,

190. THEN CAN I STOP

191. BEING YOUR ASSISTANT?

192. SURE.

193. BUT SINCE YOU CAN'T

194. MAKE THAT HAPPEN,

195. PUT THE SONG ON LOOP

196. THEN SCURRY OFF.

197. OKAY.

198. WHOA! NOW, IT'S FUN.

199. YOU LIKE THAT?

200. MORE.

201. K.

202. K.

203. "A."

204. K.

205. "A."

206. OKAY,

207. WE'RE NEVER GONNA SPELL KE$HA.

208. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY Ks

209. AND As?

210. I DON'T KNOW,

211. BUT WE'D BE DOING GREAT

212. IF WE WERE TRYING TO WIN

213. A PRIVATE CONCERT

214. FROM AKA-AKA-AKA-AK.

215. I GUESS THEY GOTTA MAKE

216. SOME LETTERS HARD TO FIND

217. OR EVERYONE COULD WIN.

218. WELL, I'M SICK OF THIS.

219. ICE CREAM REMINDS ME

220. OF MY CHILDHOOD.

221. YOU DON'T HAVE

222. A HAPPY CHILDHOOD?

223. MY FAVORITE TOY WAS A HAMMER.

224. YOU FINISH THE PUZZLE.

225. YOU KNOW,

226. YOU DON'T HAVE TO HELP.

227. WHAT?

228. BUT IF WE WIN

229. AND KE$HA DOES DO

230. A PRIVATE CONCERT HERE,

231. ONLY THE PEOPLE

232. WHO HELPED FIND THE LETTERS

233. GET TO COME.

234. ONLY THE PEOPLE

235. WHO HELPED FIND THE LETTERS

236. GET TO COME.

237. I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.

238. AH! E! I GOT AN E.

239. YEAH!

240. HURRAY!

241. OKAY, OKAY, LET'S PUT IT

242. ON THE THING.

243. YEAH!

244. OOH.

245. ACTUALLY—

246. ICE CREAM ON HAND.

247. —STICKY.

248. HEY, WHERE YA GOIN'?

249. I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD WASTE

250. ALL THIS ICE CREAM,

251. SO I'M GONNA TAKE IT DOWN

252. TO THAT PLAYGROUND ON THE CORNER

253. AND GIVE IT TO SOME LITTLE KIDS.

254. I DON'T KNOW

255. HOW KIDS' MOTHERS ARE GONNA FEEL

256. ABOUT A STRANGE GUY

257. HANDING OUT—

258. LET HIM DO IT.

259. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE INFLUENCE.

260. JUST LET HIM DO IT,

261. JUST LET HIM DO IT.

262. GOOD LUCK.

263. OKAY, PEOPLE.

264. WE FIND AN S AND AN H

265. AND WE GOT US

266. A PRIVATE KE$HA CONCERT.

267. AND MY FREEDOM FROM TRINA.

268. ALL RIGHT.

269. WHATEVER.

270. K.

271. "A."

272. "A."

273. K.

274. "A."

275. K.

276. K.

277. "A."

278. K.

279. K.

280. OKAY,

281. THIS IS ACTUALLY CAUSING ME PAIN

282. AND NOT THE GOOD KIND.

283. ALL WE NEED IS AN S AND AN H.

284. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

285. I'M OUT OF ICE CREAM.

286. ME TOO.

287. BECK WILL BE BACK WITH MORE

288. SOON.

289. ROBBIE, WHAT HAPPENED?

290. I WENT TO THE PLAYGROUND.

291. I GOT OFF MY BIKE AND I YELLED,

292. "HEY, KIDS.

293. WHO WANTS SOME FREE ICE CREAM?"

294. AND THEN THEIR MOTHERS CHASED ME

295. INTO AN ALLEY

296. AND BEAT ME WITH STICKS.

297. STICKS?

298. ONE BIG MOM

299. STEPPED ON MY NECK.

300. YOU GOTTA LOVE BIG MOMS.

301. HEY.

302. WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM?

303. YEAH.

304. DIDN'T YOU GET SOME MORE?

305. NOPE.

306. CHECK KE$HA'S LAST UPDATE.

307. CONGRATS TO THE DUDE

308. IN NORTHRIDGE

309. WHO FOUND ALL THE LETTERS

310. AND SPELLED OUT KE$HA.

311. THANKS FOR PLAYING.

312. KE$HA LATER.

313. CONTEST OVER.

314. GREAT.

315. I SPENT NINE HOURS OF MY LIFE

316. VIOLATING PINTS OF ICE CREAM

317. FOR NOTHING.

318. WELL, I GOT STICK-BEAT

319. BY VICIOUS MOTHERS.

320. I HATE EVERYTHING.

321. DON'T BE SAD.

322. I AM SAD.

323. 'CAUSE I DIDN'T MARRY A PRINCE,

324. AND I DON'T LIVE

325. IN A MAGIC SUGAR CASTLE,

326. AND NOW, WE CAN'T WIN

327. THE KE$HA CONCERT,

328. WHICH MEANS THAT I GOTTA KEEP

329. BEING TRINA'S STUPID ASSISTANT

330. FOR 28 MORE DAYS!

331. THAT'S SO SAD.

332. COME ON, IT'S OKAY.

333. MAYBE, MAYBE TRINA

334. WILL JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.

335. OH, OH, YEAH. THERE YOU GO.

336. GET THE SCALP! OH.

337. TISSUE.

338. CHECK THE COLOR.

339. WHY?

340. THE DOCTOR SAYS

341. IF IT'S A GREENISH YELLOW COLOR,

342. THEN I SHOULD PROBABLY START

343. TO THINK ABOUT TAKING

344. SOME ANTIBI—

345. OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

346. TORI, YOU'RE PUSHING. TORI!

347. OOH, YOU DON'T LOOK HAPPY.

348. I'M NOT.

349. YAY.

350. TRINA GIVING YOU

351. A ROUGH TIME?

352. YES.

353. DO YOU KNOW SHE SLEEP-SWEATS?

354. SLEEP-SWEATS?

355. YEAH, SHE MADE ME GO

356. INTO HER ROOM LAST NIGHT

357. EVERY TWO HOURS, WITH A SPONGE,

358. LIFT HER ARMS,

359. AND THEN I HAD TO—

360. TORI! HEY, ANSWER MY PHONE.

361. I DON'T WANNA.

362. HEY, YOU'RE HER ASSISTANT,

363. SO DO WHAT SHE SAYS.

364. THANK YOU, JADE.

365. NEVER TOUCH ME.

366. WHY CAN'T YOU ANSWER

367. YOUR OWN PHONE?

368. IT'S THAT GUY, LENDLE,

369. HE KEEPS CALLING ME.

370. JUST ANSWER IT!

371. HELLO? NO, I'M SORRY.

372. TRINA'S...

373. DEAD. OH, NO!

374. SAY I MOVED TO CANADA.

375. UH, SHE MOVED TO CANADA,

376. THEN DIED.

377. YEAH. THIS IS HER SISTER, TORI.

378. NO, I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!

379. WHAT'S—

380. GIVE ME MY PHONE! HEY!

381. I'M DEAD FOR 10 SECONDS,

382. AND YOU'RE ALREADY HITTING

383. ON MY SISTER?

384. NO, NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME,

385. LENDLE.

386. IT'S DOESN'T MATTER...

387. THAT'S MY LIFE NOW.

388. SO I MIGHT AS WELL—

389. HEY, TORI, COME SEE THIS!

390. OH, WHAT?

391. PLAY IT AGAIN!

392. KAY-KAY.

393. SO IT TURNS OUT

394. THE DUDE FROM NORTHRIDGE

395. WHO SAID HE WON THE LICHTERZ

396. ICE CREAM CONTEST, HE FAKED IT.

397. YEAH.

398. GUY'S A LOSER.

399. ANYWAYS, CONTEST, BACK ON!

400. GET IT! KE$HA OUT.

401. I CAN STILL WIN THE CONTEST!

402. RUN FOR IT, TORI!

403. RUN STRAIGHT HOME AND DON'T STOP

404. TILL YOU GET THERE!

405. RIGHT!

406. K.

407. "A."

408. "A."

409. "A."

410. H.

411. K.

412. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

413. CAT, WHAT DID YOU SAY?

414. WHEN?

415. JUST A SECOND AGO?

416. I SAID WHEN.

417. NO, BEFORE THAT!

418. OH, I SAID H.

419. WHAT?

420. OH, I FEEL SO LOVED!

421. YEAH.

422. HERE IT IS. HERE IT IS!

423. OH.

424. YES.

425. KEEE-HA!

426. KEEE-HA!

427. KEEE-HA!

428. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

429. MUST FIND THE S

430. BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE DOES!

431. YEAH.

432. LET'S GO.

433. YEAH.

434. "A."

435. "A."

436. K.

437. K.

438. "A."

439. E.

440. "A."

441. H.

442. K.

443. HEY, TORI. TORI, HEY—

444. WHAT, WHAT, WHAT,

445. WHAT, WHAT?

446. I GOTTA FIND THE S!

447. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE

448. A LITTLE BREAK?

449. NO. NO! I GOTTA FIND THE S.

450. I DON'T WANNA BE

451. TRINA'S ASSISTANT ANYMORE.

452. I JUST NEED THE S

453. TO SPELL KE$HA.

454. WHERE IS THE S?

455. I DON'T KNOW, BABY.

456. I JUST DON'T KNOW.

457. HEY, YOU GUYS.

458. 'SUP?

459. THE LETTER THAT WE FOUND

460. THE MOST OF IS K, RIGHT?

461. YEAH. YEAH.

462. AND WHAT ICE CREAM FLAVORS

463. HAVE WE SEARCHED THE MOST?

464. UH, BEACH BUNNY BLITZ,

465. POOBERRY PECAN

466. AND CREAMY COWBOY CRUNCH.

467. AH!

468. WHICH, ACCORDING

469. TO THE LICHTERZ WEBSITE,

470. ARE THEIR THREE

471. MOST POPULAR FLAVORS.

472. SO IF THEY PUT

473. THE EASIEST-TO-FIND LETTERS

474. IN THE MOST POPULAR FLAVORS

475. OF ICE CREAM, THEN...

476. THEN THEY PROBABLY PUT

477. THE HARDEST-TO-FIND LETTERS—

478. THE S!

479. THE S.

480. IN THEIR LEAST

481. POPULAR FLAVOR.

482. WHAT'S THE LEAST

483. POPULAR FLAVOR

484. OF LICHTERZ ICE CREAM?

485. UH,

486. I DON'T LIKE BEING HOLLERED AT.

487. RIGHT, RIGHT...

488. CHILL, CHILL, CHILL. CHILL.

489. JUST TAP YOUR PEAR PAD

490. AND TELL US

491. THE LEAST POPULAR FLAVOR!

492. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

493. IT'S, UM, FUNKY NUT BLAST.

494. I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD

495. OF THAT.

496. ME, EITHER.

497. WELL, IT HAS TO EXIST

498. SOMEWHERE.

499. OH IT DOES.

500. IT'S MY BROTHER'S FAVORITE,

501. SO MY MOM BUYS IT FOR HIM

502. AND PUTS HIS SPECIAL MEDICINE

503. IN IT.

504. WELL, WHERE DO WE BUY

505. THE FUNKY NUT BLAST?

506. WE GET IT AT THE HANDY QUICK

507. IN CALABASAS.

508. DRIVE ME THERE.

509. LET'S GO.

510. I'M GOING.

511. CAN I COME?

512. I DON'T CARE.

513. WELL...

514. ME FIRST.

515. OKAY.

516. BEACH BUNNY BLITZ.

517. CREAMY COWBOY CRUNCH.

518. FUNKY NUT BLAST.

519. GO PAY FOR IT!

520. KAY-KAY!

521. YOU SEE THE S?

522. NO. IT'S JUST A DUMB H.

523. WELL,

524. MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER PINT.

525. NO, THERE'S NOT.

526. THAT'S THE ONLY FUNKY NUT BLAST.

527. TORI.

528. WE'RE IN PUBLIC, PLEASE.

529. PLEASE?

530. HEY.

531. THAT BOY OVER THERE IS EATING

532. FUNKY NUT BLAST.

533. GET HIM.

534. HI.

535. HELLO.

536. HEY.

537. WHATCHA EATIN' THERE?

538. FUNKY NUT BLAST.

539. AHHH. CAN WE HAVE IT?

540. GET OUTTA HERE.

541. WE'LL GIVE YOU 30 BUCKS

542. FOR IT.

543. DEAL.

544. YAY!

545. NOW WE CAN WIN THE CONTEST

546. AND MEET KE$HA!

547. NO.

548. SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

549. WHATY?

550. THIS WHATCHA WANT?

551. YEAH.

552. AH!

553. I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.

554. AH!

555. IF...

556. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

557. TO COME

558. TO THE PRIVATE CONCERT.

559. FINE.

560. OKAY.

561. AND I WANNA KISS YOU.

562. WHAT?

563. AND HER.

564. AND THE FREAKY ONE.

565. YOU BETTER STOP THERE.

566. OH! KE$HA, THAT WAS SO GREAT.

567. YOU TOTALLY ROCKED OUR HOME.

568. THANKS.

569. WANNA COME UPSTAIRS

570. AND SEE MY ROOM?

571. NO.

572. C'MON!

573. UH, DUDE.

574. UH, WHAT?

575. YOU AND THOSE TWO CHICKS

576. OWE ME SOME LIPS.

577. OKAY.

578. BUT LET'S GO SOMEPLACE

579. MORE PRIVATE.

580. GOOD CALL.

581. COME WITH ME.

582. YES, MA'AM.

583. AND NOW,

584. I'LL JUST OPEN THIS DOOR.

585. COOL.

586. HEY!

587. KISS THE SHRUB.

588. WAIT! KE$HA, WAIT!

589. NO. YOU'RE WEIRD.

590. TRINA!

591. KE$HA,

592. I AM SO SORRY ABOUT HER.

593. IS SHE YOUR SISTER?

594. YEAH.

595. I'M SORRY FOR YOU.

596. EVERYONE IS.

597. ARE THOSE REAL CHEEKBONES?

598. YEAH.

599. HEY, THAT LITTLE BOY

600. GOT LOCKED OUT.

601. TRINA! DON'T!

602. TRINA!

603. DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR!

604. GET BACK HERE. TRINA!

605. OH.

606. WHAT'S WRONG, LITTLE GUY?

607. THOSE GIRLS

608. PROMISED TO KISS ME, AND DIDN'T.

609. OH.

610. WELL, YOU CAN GIVE ME

611. A LITTLE KISS.

612. GROSS.

613. UGH. UGH.

614. C'MON.

615. ALL RIGHT.

616. TORI!

617. SHAKE IT. SHIMMY, SHIMMY.

618. I'M TRYING!

619. PUSH! TORI!

620. C'MON.

621. YOU WANT ME TO TRY IT OUT?

622. ALL RIGHT. WELL...

623. GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME!

624. TORI!

625. AW, YOU FAIL.