Victorious 2x13

1. CHRISTOPHER CANE PRESENTS

2. AN EVENING WITH VICTORIOUS.

3. GOOD EVENING

4. AND WELCOME.

5. MY NAME IS CHRISTOPHER CANE.

6. I AM AN ACTOR.

7. MOST OF YOU MORE LIKELY KNOW ME

8. AS "REX", THE SASSY SIDEKICK

9. TO ROBBIE,

10. FROM THE TELEVISION PROGRAM,

11. VICTORIOUS.

12. TONIGHT, I WILL BE INTERVIEWING

13. MY CASTMATES FROM VICTORIOUS,

14. INCLUDING THE TRULY MAGNIFICENT

15. STAR OF THE SHOW,

16. MISS VICTORIA JUSTICE, HERSELF.

17. YOU'LL ALSO BE SEEING SOME

18. OF THEIR HILARIOUS BLOOPERS,

19. AND BEHIND-THE-SCENES

20. SHENANIGANS.

21. BUT FIRST, A SPECIAL TREAT.

22. PLEASE HAVE A LOOK

23. AT MY VERY FIRST AUDITION

24. FOR VICTORIOUS.

25. CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE

26. MISTER SIKOWITZ'S CLASS IS?

27. YOU WILL FIND MISTER SIKOWITZ

28. DOWN THE HALL.

29. SIMPLY TAKE A A LEFT

30. AT THE WATER FOUNTAIN

31. UM, HANG ON, HANG ON...

32. HANG ON A SECOND.

33. YES?

34. COULD YOU TRY IT AGAIN,

35. BUT, LIKE, WITH MORE ATTITUDE,

36. AND...

37. OH, CAN YOU DO A REALISTIC

38. AMERICAN URBAN ACCENT?

39. HMMM.

40. AMERICAN URBAN.

41. ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVE IT A GO.

42. SIKOWITZ.

43. DOWN THE HALL, SWING A LEFT

44. AT THE WATER FOUNTAIN,

45. SECOND DOOR ON YOUR RIGHT.

46. WAS THAT MORE IN THE ZONE?

47. OH YEAH. PERFECT, PERFECT.

48. THAT AFTERNOON, I WAS OFFERED

49. THE ROLE OF REX,

50. WHICH I GRACIOUSLY ACCEPTED.

51. SOON THEREAFTER, I JOINED

52. A FANTASTIC BEVY OF ACTORS,

53. ONE OF WHOM

54. YOU'RE ABOUT TO MEET.

55. HE FIRST CAME TO PROMINENCE

56. AS "YOUNG SIMBA"

57. IN THE BROADWAY VERSION

58. OF THE LION KING.

59. HE'S FOLLOWED WITH MEMORABLE

60. GUEST APPEARANCES ON ICARLY

61. AND OTHER TELEVISION SHOWS

62. OF LESSER IMPORTANCE.

63. TODAY, WE KNOW HIM BEST

64. AS "ANDRE HARRIS", THE SENSITIVE

65. MYOO-ZISSIAN AND QUINTESSENTIAL

66. BEST FRIEND TO TORI,

67. ON THE HIT SHOW VICTORIOUS.

68. A WARM WELCOME TO LEON THOMAS.

69. GOOD TO SEE YOU, LEON.

70. NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.

71. TELL ME A SECRET.

72. A SECRET?

73. ANYTHING.

74. OKAY... WELL...

75. OH.

76. SOMETIMES, I PUT MUSTARD

77. ON MY PIZZA.

78. STOP IT.

79. IT'S TRUE.

80. YOU MANIAC.

81. SO, PLAYING "ANDRE"

82. ON VICTORIOUS...

83. IS IT A CHALLENGE?

84. WELL, Y'KNOW, SOMETIMES

85. IT CAN DEFINITELY BE-

86. LET'S TAKE A LOOK

87. AT SOME OF YOUR BLOOPERS.

88. I'M SORRY?

89. YOUR BLOOPERS.

90. THE TIMES WHERE YOU WERE ACTING,

91. BUT FAILED HILARIOUSLY.

92. SURE, WE CAN DO THAT.

93. I WASN'T ASKING

94. FOR YOUR PERMISSION.

95. LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

96. OKAY, PEOPLE.

97. FIND US AN S AND H—

98. HOLD UP.

99. IF WE FIND?

100. OKAY, PEOPLE.

101. WE FIND US AN S AND AN H

102. AND WE GOT US A PRIVATE CON—KE-

103. CONCERT.

104. ALMOST HAD IT.

105. OKAY, PEOPLE.

106. WE FIND US AN S AND H

107. AND WE GOT US A PRIVATE—

108. NOW SEE, THE PRESSURE'S ON.

109. OH. WHAT?

110. WE'RE ALL GOING TO COME

111. DOWN TO SET AND WATCH —

112. LET'S HOLD.

113. WE'RE ALL GOING TO COME

114. DOWN TO SET AND WATCH —

115. OOH!

116. I WASN'T EVEN READY FOR IT.

117. HEY—

118. AND CUT.

119. I'M NOT SUPPOSED

120. TO TALK THERE.

121. —THE STUDIO, UM.

122. NAH—REALLY.

123. I KILLED YOU DOG. I KILLED YOU.

124. OH, I FEEL THAT IN MY SOUL.

125. MARVELOUS. APPLE JUICE?

126. NO, THANKS.

127. YOU DON'T CARE

128. FOR JUICED APPLES?

129. NOT RIGHT NOW. I'M GOOD.

130. SO, TELL ME MORE

131. ABOUT VICTORIOUS.

132. I ACTUALLY REMEMBER

133. THIS ONE TIME WHEN I WAS DOIN'

134. A SCENE WITH VICTORIA

135. AND ARIANA, AND WE HAD JUST—

136. YOU KNOW, I'M EVEN MORE

137. EXCITED TO CHAT

138. WITH OUR NEXT GUEST.

139. SHE PLAYS A MOST UNIQUE TYPE

140. OF NASTY GIRL ON VICTORIOUS.

141. I RECALL THE FIRST TIME

142. I MET ELIZABETH...

143. IT WAS AT OUR FINAL AUDITION,

144. AND SHE ASKED ME IF I COULD

145. POINT HER TOWARD

146. THE LADIES' LOO.

147. PRIOR TO THAT,

148. I HAD THE GOOD FORTUNE OF SEEING

149. HER PERFORM ON BROADWAY

150. IN THE MUSICAL THIRTEEN.

151. NOW, SHE PLAYS JADE WEST—

152. A WICKED THORN

153. IN THE SHAPELY RIBS

154. OF TORI VEGA.

155. I GIVE YOU, ELIZABETH,

156. OR DARE I SAY, LIZ GILLIES.

157. THANK YOU FOR THAT SWEET

158. INTRODUCTION.

159. IF YOU WERE A BOTTLE

160. OF SHAMPOO, WHAT WOULD BE

161. YOUR FRAGRANCE?

162. MY... MY FRAGRANCE?

163. YES, IN PERFECT WORLD

164. YOU SMELL LIKE WHAT?

165. UHHHHH... I DUNNO...

166. MAYBE LIKE A COMBO OF LIKE

167. VANILLA AND MINT?

168. WRONG.

169. WRONG?

170. YOU WOULD SMELL OF LILAC

171. AND ROASTED NUTS.

172. UH, OKAY...

173. THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL, TOO.

174. LET'S TALK ABOUT SOCKS.

175. SOCKS?

176. SHOULD SOCKS BE

177. MORE LIKE GLOVES,

178. WITH SMALL SLEEVES INTO WHICH

179. EACH TOE COULD BE INSERTED?

180. UH, NO, NOT REALLY.

181. I THINK NORMAL SOCKS

182. WORK PRETTY WELL.

183. SHALL WE VIEW YOUR BLOOPERS?

184. OH. OKAY. YEAH, SURE.

185. DO YOU HAVE THEM HERE,

186. LIKE, CUED UP?

187. YES, VIEW THEM WITH ME

188. BY GAZING AT THIS

189. HIGH DEFINITION MONITOR.

190. SURE.

191. YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T SING HERE.

192. WHY WOULD WE WANT TO?

193. I FORGOT. I REMEMBER NOW.

194. I GOT TO TAKE CARE OF TRINA.

195. YOU WANNA STAY HERE AND—

196. YOU WANNA STAY HERE AND HELP K—

197. I'M SO SORRY.

198. YOU WANNA STAY HERE AND H—

199. OH MY GOSH.

200. CAN I JUST SEE THE LINE?

201. I'M REALLY SORRY.

202. I FEEL AWFUL RIGHT NOW.

203. I'M REALLY— I'M SO SORRY.

204. WELL, NOW MAYBE YOU KNOW

205. WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE

206. SOMEONE PLAN SOMETHING

207. AND THEN YOU —

208. AND THEN SOMEONE RUINS IT.

209. HOLD.

210. OKAY.

211. IT'S A TONGUE TWISTER.

212. I SWEAR.

213. THEY'RE BENT!

214. THEY'VE LOST THEIR SIZZ!

215. OH MY GOD!

216. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

217. AHH! OH MY GOD.

218. WELL, LIZ, IT SEEMS THAT

219. EVEN A PROFESSIONAL ACTRESS

220. SUCH AS YOURSELF OCCASIONALLY

221. FLUBS HER DIALOGUE.

222. Y'KNOW, I THINK

223. THE WHOLE CAST OF VICTORIOUS

224. IS USUALLY PRETTY GOOD

225. ABOUT KNOWING THEIR LINES,

226. BUT SOMETIMES

227. FOR WHATEVER REASON—

228. NOW LET'S MEET SOMEONE

229. REALLY INTERESTING.

230. HE PLAYS THE DASHING YET

231. BOYISHLY CHARMING YOUNG ACTOR

232. ON VICTORIOUS.

233. HE WAS BORN IN CANADA,

234. BUT SOON ESCAPED AND CAME

235. TO AMERICA WHERE HE PURSUED

236. HIS DREAM OF BECOMING A CHAMPION

237. IN THE MIXED MARTIAL ARTS.

238. BUT AFTER BEING BRUTALLY BEATEN

239. DOZENS OF TIMES, HE DECIDED

240. TO TRY HIS HAND AT ACTING,

241. AND PROMPTLY LANDED THE ROLE

242. OF BECK OLIVER ON VICTORIOUS.

243. I WELCOME HIM. AVAN JOGIA.

244. GREAT TO BE HERE.

245. WELL, WELL, IN LIGHT

246. OF YOUR GOOD LOOKS, I DARE SAY

247. I'M BEING OUTHANDSOMED

248. RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

249. I KID, I KID.

250. SO, AVAN,

251. WHAT KIND OF LAST NAME IS JOGIA?

252. UH, THAT'S ACTUALLY

253. A REALLY INTERESTING STORY.

254. IT CERTAINLY WAS.

255. TELL ME THIS...

256. IF YOU COULD ONLY HAVE

257. ONE SUPERPOWER, WOULD YOU CHOOSE

258. THE ABILITY TO FLY

259. OR TO RIDE A BICYCLE?

260. WELL, UM...

261. I ALREADY KNOW

262. HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.

263. THEN YOU'VE MADE YOUR CHOICE.

264. WELL, ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T

265. CHOOSE, UH—

266. I'M GOING TO SHOW

267. THE AUDIENCE YOUR BLOOPERS.

268. WHAT?

269. YOUR BLOOPERS.

270. OH, FROM VICTORIOUS?

271. WELL, I DON'T MEAN

272. YOUR BLOOPERS FROM THE BATHTUB.

273. PLEASE, JUST TRY NOT TO SPEAK.

274. NOW LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

275. GOOD EVENING.

276. WE'RE FROM HOLLYWOOD—

277. SORRY.

278. SORRY.

279. SHE DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING

280. FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

281. SHE GOT ME THE LAST LEMONADE.

282. CAN OF LEMON.

283. I'M NOT FOLLOWING

284. YOUR COOL GUY LOGIC.

285. GIRLS LIKE GUYS WHO RIDE—

286. WHAT'S MY LINE?

287. SO I HEAR SOME OF YOU GUYS

288. ARE GOING TO CANCUN.

289. NO?

290. I HEAR—

291. YERBA.

292. YERBA.

293. YEAH. ONE MORE TIME.

294. WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM?

295. YEAH.

296. DIDN'T YOU GET SOME MORE?

297. NO. CHECK OUT— K— CHECK—

298. WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM?

299. YEAH.

300. DIDN'T YOU GET SOME MORE?

301. NOPE.

302. CHECK OUT CH-KE$HA'S

303. LATEST UPDATE.

304. LAST UPDATE.

305. I'M SO SORRY.

306. IT'S OKAY. I GOT THIS.

307. IF I CAN ONLY STAND STRAIGHT

308. IN THESE HEELS.

309. WELL. YOU CERTAINLY

310. SCREW UP A LOT.

311. APPLE JUICE?

312. NO, THANKS.

313. TALK TO ME ABOUT ACTING.

314. OH, UM YOU KNOW AS AN ACTOR

315. NO MATTER HOW MUCH

316. YOU UH PREPARE YOU NEVER—

317. WHO'S READY TO MEET

318. SOMEONE TRULY SPECIAL?

319. FOR THIS NEXT YOUNG LADY IS

320. AS HILARIOUS AS SHE IS

321. EFFERVESCENT.

322. WITH HER SPARKLING RED HAIR

323. YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SPOT

324. THIS GIRL FROM A HEELIO-COPTER.

325. HER CHARACTER ON VICTORIOUS

326. IS WHIMSICAL AND, OFTEN,

327. A BIT LACKING IN THE OLD NOGGIN.

328. BUT IN REAL LIFE SHE'S AS SHARP

329. AS A SHIH TZU,

330. AND BURSTING WITH TALENT.

331. I SPEAK OF THE DELIGHTFUL,

332. RED-HEADED...

333. ARIANA GRANDE.

334. UH, I'M SORRY.

335. I'M NOT ARIANA GRANDE.

336. CLEARLY.

337. WOULD YOU PLEASE GET ARIANA?

338. WELL... THEY...

339. THEY JUST TOLD ME I WAS NEXT.

340. ARIANA'S STILL GETTING READY.

341. WELL, THEN, I SUPPOSE

342. WE'LL JUST WAIT FOR HER.

343. UM, WHILE WE'RE WAITING

344. MAYBE YOU'D LIKE

345. TO INTERVIEW ME?

346. ALL RIGHT.

347. THIS IS VANILLA BONET.

348. DANIELLA MONET.

349. YES, SHE PORTRAYS TRINA

350. ON VICTORIOUS.

351. YEP, I PLAY TRINA,

352. WHO'S TORI'S OLDER SISTER—

353. TELL ME ABOUT ARIANA.

354. UH, WELL,

355. ARIANA'S A LOT OF FUN

356. TO WORK WITH BECAUSE

357. SHE'S EITHER LIKE—

358. QUESTION...

359. OKAY.

360. DO YOU EVER SIT UP

361. IN YOUR BEDROOM AT NIGHT

362. AND THINK TO YOURSELF,

363. "WOULDN'T IT BE GRAND IF I,

364. DANIELLA MONET,

365. WERE ACTUALLY ARIANA GRANDE?"

366. NO. I'M VERY HAPPY BEING ME.

367. REALLY?

368. YEAH.

369. UH, LISTEN MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST

370. TAKE A LOOK

371. AT MY BLOOPERS FROM VICTORIOUS.

372. WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT'S

373. AS GOOD A WAY TO KILL TIME

374. AS ANY.

375. OFF WE GO.

376. FROM NOW ON,

377. I'M CALLING THIS CITY,

378. "SHE-CAGO!"

379. I JUST SPIT.

380. I KNOW.

381. I SHOULD'VE KEPT GOING,

382. BUT IT WAS JUST DROOL, YOU KNOW.

383. NO, NO, NO. SERIOUSLY.

384. I'LL SING OR DANCE.

385. OR I COULD JUST STAND

386. ON THE FROAT—

387. FLOAT. LIKE RIGHT IN FRONT.

388. AND JUST—

389. SORRY. I TRIED TO KEEP GOING.

390. FAZZINI BOOTS.

391. GOT 'EM AT SYMONE'S ON SALE.

392. OH!

393. OH!

394. SORRY.

395. I MEAN I'M NOT GOING TO STOP.

396. HI, CAN I GET

397. A FIVE O'CLOCK APPOINTMENT

398. FOR A FLIP—

399. SO LISTEN, I'M TOTALLY

400. GOING TO WIN—

401. SORRY.

402. I TRIED TO, BUT THEN

403. HE CALLED THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT,

404. WHO CALLED THE SKY MARSHALL.

405. AND THEN THEY ESCORTED ME

406. OUT OF CLASS.

407. IF YOU'RE DONE WITH IT,

408. PUT YOUR GARBAGE—

409. HEY! HEY KID!

410. STOP KICKING MY SEAT!

411. I DON'T KNOW

412. HOW I CAN SAY, "SO" TO THAT.

413. THAT— MY TOTAL BAD.

414. YOU JUST GOT CALLED OUT

415. BY A NINE-YEAR OLD.

416. WELL...

417. WHY DON'T WE GO TO COMMERCIAL?

418. BUT DON'T STRAY,

419. FOR IN JUST A MOMENT,

420. I'LL BE BACK

421. WITH FAR MORE COMPELLING STARS

422. FROM VICTORIOUS,

423. INCLUDING ARIANA GRANDE,

424. MATT BENNETT,

425. AND THE INCOMPARABLE

426. VICTORIA JUSTICE.

427. AND WE'RE BACK.

428. WE ARE BACK, ARE WE NOT?

429. WE ARE, SIR.

430. EXCELLENT.

431. SO FAR WE'VE MET SEVERAL

432. OF THE WONDERFUL ACTORS

433. WHO BRING VICTORIOUS TO LIFE.

434. AND NOW, THE TIME HAS COME

435. TO MEET ONE OF MY FAVORITES,

436. AND I'M SURE, ONE OF YOURS, TOO.

437. I GIVE YOU THE INCOMPARABLE,

438. RED-VELVETY

439. ARIANA GRANDE.

440. HI, CHRISTOPHER.

441. HI, INDEED.

442. MY, WHAT A FETCHING DRESS.

443. IS THAT AN ORIGINAL KRIS DANGL?

444. UM, YES IT IS.

445. MMMM.

446. AND HOW MUCH DID THAT COST?

447. I REALLY DON'T KNOW.

448. C'MON. LIKE A THOUSAND?

449. WAS IT A THOUSAND DOLLARS?

450. I DON'T THINK IT COST

451. NEARLY THAT MUCH.

452. YES, OF COURSE IT DID.

453. APPLE JUICE?

454. NO, THANKS.

455. SO STUPID.

456. SO YOU ALSO COME FROM

457. A BROADWAY THEATER BACKGROUND?

458. YEAH, I WAS IN THE ORIGINAL

459. BROADWAY CAST OF THIRTEEN

460. THE MUSICAL, WITH LIZ GILLIES.

461. CURLY FRIES OR STRAIGHT?

462. WELL, I REALLY LIKE

463. WAFFLE FRIES.

464. DID I MENTION WAFFLE FRIES?

465. BUT I THOUGHT THIS—

466. I DIDN'T ASK YOU

467. WHAT YOU THOUGHT!

468. I ASKED IF YOU LIKED CURLY FRIES

469. OR STRAIGHT AND THEN YOU RUINED

470. MY EVENING!

471. FORGIVE ME.

472. IT'S OKAY.

473. I'M BEEN HAVING

474. SOME PERSONAL ISSUES.

475. I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.

476. SO, SHALL WE TAKE A LOOK

477. AT YOUR VICTORIOUS BLOOPERS?

478. SURE.

479. HERE WE ARE...

480. JAY DAVID TAKE ONE.

481. LOOK AT THE NEW COSTUME I MADE.

482. I'M LI— I MEAN—

483. I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

484. I'M LITTLE BO PEEP.

485. I ALMOST TOLD THEM. I'M SORRY.

486. WHAT?

487. I FORGOT EVERYTHING.

488. AND CUT.

489. I WAS GOING TO SAY

490. DON'T TELL ANYONE.

491. ME, ANDRE, ROBBIE, BECK,

492. AND CAT.

493. WHOA. I'M CAT.

494. OH YEAH, AND THEN JADE

495. WILL GET TO PLAY YOUR ROLE.

496. PART. PART.

497. PART.

498. OH YEAH, AND THEN JADE

499. WILL GET TO PLAY YOUR ROLE.

500. PART.

501. OH MY GOD.

502. OH YEAH, AND THEN JADE

503. WILL GET TO PLAY YOUR ROLE.

504. PART.

505. I'M GONNA KICK MYSELF. OKAY.

506. OH, AND THEN JADE

507. WILL GET TO PLAY YOUR ROLE.

508. PART!

509. CAN I DO IT AGAIN?

510. AND CUT IT.

511. OH MY.

512. CONTRARY TO WHAT MANY PEOPLE

513. THINK, MY NEXT GUEST IS NOT

514. ANDY SAMBERG.

515. ONE CAN KNOW THAT SIMPLY

516. BY LOOKING AT HIS PAYCHECK.

517. NEVERTHELESS, THE ACTOR YOU'RE

518. ABOUT TO MEET IS MULTI-TALENTED.

519. HE'S NOT ONLY A MASTER

520. AT COMEDY, BUT ALSO PLAYS GUITAR

521. AND CAN GIVE ANY HARMONICA

522. A FIERCE BLOW.

523. NOW, HERE HE IS.

524. AN AWKWARD YOUNG MAN

525. WHO'S CERTAINLY "HAD A HAND"

526. IN MY OWN SUCCESS.

527. MATTHEW BENNETT.

528. HOW YA DOIN'?

529. QUITE WELL, QUITE WELL.

530. SO, I SUPPOSE THIS IS

531. THE FIRST TIME THE AUDIENCE

532. IS SEEING THE TWO OF US

533. TOGETHER, YET "SEPARATE",

534. AS IT WERE.

535. YEPTY-DOO!

536. PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT.

537. IT IRRITATES ME IN WAYS

538. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND.

539. SORRY.

540. YES, NOW, ON VICTORIOUS,

541. MY CHARACTER, REX, IS OFTEN RUDE

542. AND INSULTING TO YOUR CHARACTER,

543. ROBBIE.

544. NO. YES. YEAH.

545. BUT IN REAL LIFE,

546. MATTHEW AND I ARE FAST FRIENDS.

547. UH, NO. IN REAL LIFE,

548. YOU'RE ALSO VERY MEAN.

549. OH STOP.

550. NO, YOU ARE.

551. WELL, IF I AM, IT'S ONLY

552. BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

553. I SEE.

554. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNACK,

555. IDIOT?

556. UHHH... POPCORN!

557. DUHHH! POPCORN! DERRRRRR.

558. YOU DON'T HAVE TO MOCK ME.

559. DON'T I, MATTHEW?

560. SERIOUSLY, DON'T I?

561. COULD WE JUST WATCH

562. MY BLOOPERS?

563. LET'S GIVE IT A PEEK.

564. YOUR LIFE WILL BE

565. A DISAPPOINTMENT.

566. CUT!

567. THAT'S NOT THE LINE, IS IT?

568. BECK WILL BE PLAYING A GUY

569. FROM ENGLAND WHOSE ACCENT—

570. THANK YOU FOR WELCOMING US

571. INTO YOUR FINE HOME, BUT DON'T

572. FORGET TO THANK YOURSELF.

573. BECAUSE WITHOUT YOU,

574. NONE OF THIS WOULD BE POSSIBLE.

575. WITHOUT YOU, SOMETHING, DREAMS,

576. AMERICA.

577. LET ME TRY THAT LINE AGAIN.

578. YES.

579. THANKS FOR WELCOMING US

580. INTO YOUR FINE HOME, BUT DON'T

581. FORGET TO THANK YOURSELF.

582. BECAUSE IF YOU JUST BELIEVE

583. IN YOUR DREAMS, THEN YOU CAN

584. MAKE THE WORLD COME TRUE.

585. CUT.

586. ALL RIGHT, IT'S STARTING

587. TO GET HOT IN HERE.

588. SLAP THAT— NO!

589. NO! NO! NO!

590. HOLD.

591. ROCK AND ROLL. I GOT SLIMED.

592. FROM AROUND HERE OR, YEAH.

593. OOPS.

594. WELL, YOU ARE A MESS.

595. UH, THAT LAST ONE WASN'T ME.

596. YES, IT WAS.

597. NO, IT WAS MIKEY REID.

598. HE PLAYS SINJIN.

599. OH, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

600. UH, HE'S NOT ME.

601. PLEASE GO.

602. WELL, NOW MY NEXT GUEST IS NO

603. STRANGER TO ANYONE WITH EYES

604. OR NOSTRILS.

605. SHE CAN TURN THE WORLD ON

606. WITH HER SMILE.

607. SHE CAN TAKE A NOTHING DAY,

608. AND SUDDENLY MAKE IT

609. SEEM LIKE A DELICIOUS

610. CRAB SALAD.

611. PEOPLE OF THE WORLD

612. AND WISCONSIN,

613. I GIVE YOU THE PUSILLANIMOUS

614. MISS VICTORIA JUSTICE.

615. HELLO!

616. GOOD HEAVENS YOU'RE GORGEOUS.

617. OH C'MON, CHRISTOPHER.

618. LOOK AT THOSE GLORIOUS

619. LITTLE CHEEK BONES.

620. STOP! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.

621. YES, I'M A BAD BOY, AREN'T I?

622. APPLE JUICE?

623. YEAH, THANKS! I'D LOVE SOME.

624. I'M SORRY,

625. THIS IS THE LAST OF IT.

626. UM, OK.

627. YOU PLAYED "LOLA"

628. ON ZOEY 101.

629. I DID.

630. I NEVER WATCHED IT!

631. OH, WELL, IT WAS A GOOD SHOW.

632. IF YOU WERE A FRUIT,

633. WOULD YOU WANT TO BE SLICED,

634. OR JUICED?

635. I DUNNO... JUICED?

636. OF COURSE!

637. FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO GETS IT.

638. NOW, I'M GOING TO SAY A WORD

639. AND THEN YOU SAY

640. THE FIRST WORD THAT COMES IN

641. TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL FEMININE HEAD.

642. OK, SOUNDS FUN!

643. I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.

644. UH... I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING

645. TO SAY A WORD AND THEN—

646. I'M NOT JOKING.

647. I'M DEADLY SERIOUS.

648. I THINK ABOUT YOU DAY AND NIGHT.

649. LOOK I'M NOT REALLY LOOKING

650. TO DATE ANYONE RIGHT NOW.

651. I'M NOT SUGGESTING WE DATE.

652. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE TWO OF US

653. SPENDING OUR LIVES TOGETHER.

654. WELL...

655. DON'T TOY WITH MY AFFECTIONS!

656. AREN'T YOU MARRIED?

657. YES.

658. SOMEONE CALL MY LAWYER,

659. I'M DONE WITH MY WIFE.

660. I'M TRADING UP!

661. HEY!

662. YES? YES, MY SWEET?

663. FORGET IT!

664. OF COURSE.

665. I'VE EMBARRASSED MYSELF.

666. YEAH, A LITTLE!

667. I CAN'T BELIEVE I

668. DIDN'T EDIT THIS OUT.

669. BUT I MIGHT FEEL BETTER

670. IF YOU WERE TO KISS ME!

671. STOP.

672. YOU MEAN GO?

673. NO!

674. YOU MEAN YES?

675. I'M SERIOUS!

676. YOU'RE JOKING?

677. DUDE!

678. ALL RIGHT.

679. SHALL WE TAKE A LOOK

680. AT YOUR BLOOPERS?

681. YEAH.

682. THEN LET US PIVOT OUR HEADS.

683. HOLD!

684. SORRY.

685. I COULDN'T TURN AROUND. SORRY.

686. HIT IT, MUCHACHA.

687. NO. I... I C—

688. NOW I'M AMUSED.

689. TRINA HAS BEEN DYING

690. FOR THESE.

691. I HAD TO GO—

692. LISTEN.

693. AND IF I DON'T—

694. I—

695. LET'S DO THAT AGAIN.

696. I SPOKE A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.

697. AWESOME.

698. HOLD!

699. OKAY.

700. SHOULD I WALK IN AGAIN?

701. YEAH, YEAH.

702. OKAY.

703. THIS SHOW IS OVER.

704. I THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING ME

705. IN THIS BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK

706. INTO THE INNER WORKINGS OF

707. THE TELEVISION SHOW, VICTORIOUS.

708. AND NOW, AS YOU MIGHT HEAR

709. MY ALTER-EGO, REX, SAY

710. ON THE SHOW...

711. "I'M SPIKED OUT

712. AND I HANDLE MY BIDNESS."

713. GOODNIGHT.

714. MY HEART'S GOT

715. A NICE BEAT GOING.

716. HOLD.

717. HEY LEON. LEON.

718. GO HEARTBEAT.

719. HOLD.

720. WHY WON'T HE STOP?

721. HE'S GOT

722. THE THING IN HIS EARS.

723. HE MIGHT NOT HEAR YOU.

724. WHAT? OH!

725. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

726. LEON.

727. YES, SIR?

728. OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,

729. WE STOPPED A HALF HOUR AGO.

730. OKAY, COOL. COOL.

731. I WAS JAMMING.

732. MMM...

733. I'M A BAD BOY, AREN'T I?

734. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY AEGIS RAPIDTEXT