Victorious 2x12

Directed by Steve Hoefer

Andy Dubick as Trumpeter • Eric Lange as Erwin Sikowitz • Michael Eric Reid as Sinjin Van Cleef • Austin Anderson as Drummer

It's holiday time at Hollywood Arts and the kids have to find the perfect Secret Santa gifts for each other because whoever gives the worst gift has to go door-to-door yodeling with Sikowitz.

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1. HO HO AND HO!

2. HI, HI, AND HIIIIIII!

3. ALL RIGHT, YOUNG LOVERS

4. OF LEARNING AND SHORT PANTS...

5. I DO LOVE SHORT PANTS!

6. YEAH, GUESS WHAT I LOVE.

7. WHAT?

8. SLAPPING PERKY REDHEADS.

9. NOW JADE —

10. DON'T BE A CHRISTMAS GRUNCH.

11. HA HA HA. "GRUNCH."

12. THAT'S MY WORD.

13. YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.

14. I CAN'T CALM DOWN!

15. IT'S NOT THE END

16. OF THE WORLD.

17. YEAH, IT IS —

18. IT'S ABSOLUTELY THE END

19. OF THE WORLD.

20. YOU HAVE ALL NEXT SEMESTER

21. TO MAKE IT UP.

22. I DON'T CARE,

23. I'M JUST GONNA GIVE UP MUSIC!

24. YOU KNOW WHAT—

25. JUST FORGET IT!

26. FORGET EVERYTHING!

27. HO HO HO AND JINGLE BELLS!

28. NO, ANDRE DON'T YOU DARE—

29. AH, YA DID IT.

30. I BET THAT JINGLED HIS BELLS.

31. I'M SORRY

32. BUT ALL OF Y'ALL CAN JUST KEEP

33. YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

34. TO YOURSELVES.

35. ANDRE?

36. YOU GOT A BEEF WITH CHRISTMAS?

37. I LOVE CHRISTMAS BEEF!

38. EVERY YEAR,

39. MY BROTHER STEALS A CHUCK ROAST

40. AND THEN RUBS IT WITH—

41. CAT!

42. HEY. HEY.

43. YOU WOKE ME UP.

44. OOO, SORRY BECK.

45. CERTAINLY WOULDN'T WANT

46. TO KEEP YOU AWAKE

47. DURING MY CLASS.

48. THANKS, YOU'RE THE BEST.

49. NOW,

50. BEFORE I GET MY "TEACH ON"...

51. ANDRE — WHY THE SOUR PUSS?

52. YEAH, WHY THE SOUR PUSS?

53. I DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK

54. ABOUT IT.

55. ANDRE WROTE A CHRISTMAS SONG

56. FOR HIS CREATIVE MUSIC CLASS...

57. AHHHHHH...

58. AND IT WAS

59. A REALLY GREAT SONG...

60. EHNN...

61. BUT HIS TEACHER GAVE HIM—

62. DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD!

63. OKAY.

64. A D! AHHH!

65. I SAID IT OUT LOUD!

66. A D?

67. I'VE ALWAYS GOTTEN A'S

68. IN MUSIC!

69. HOW DOES A PERSON GO

70. FROM AN A TO A D?

71. HAPPENED TO ME

72. IN EIGHTH GRADE.

73. WELL, I'M SORRY ANDRE.

74. NOW... YO!

75. WHOA WHOA, WA— WOW?

76. WHY BECKY IS SO SLEEPY?

77. THERE'S A STUPID CRICKET

78. IN MY R.V. SO I CAN'T SLEEP

79. 'CUZ IT CHIRPS ALL NIGHT LONG.

80. SO JUST CALL ONE A'THOSE

81. BUG MURDERERS.

82. THEY'RE CALLED EXTERMINATORS.

83. YEAH, WHY SUGAR COAT IT?

84. HEY, SIKOWITZ...

85. YES, WHAT IS IT BOY?

86. I HAVE YOUR HOLLYWOOD ARTS

87. SECRET SANTA ASSIGNMENT.

88. OOO!

89. WHO AM I BUYING A GIFT

90. FOR THIS YEAR?

91. COURTNEY VAN CLEEF?

92. AWW NO, THAT KID'S

93. A FREAKY LITTLE WEIRDO.

94. SHE'S MY SISTER.

95. I KNOW!

96. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR PARENTS

97. DIDN'T STOP WITH YOU.

98. COULD I PLEASE SWITCH

99. SECRET SANTA ASSIGNMENTS

100. WITH SOMEONE?

101. C'MON, PLEASE? TORI?

102. SORRY, I DIDN'T SIGN UP

103. FOR THE SECRET SANTA THING.

104. YEAH, NONE OF US DID.

105. WHY NOT?

106. 'CUZ IT'S STUPID.

107. WHY SHOULD WE BUY GIFTS

108. FOR RANDOM PEOPLE

109. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT?

110. YEAH.

111. I MEAN WHAT'S THE POINT?

112. YUP.

113. ALL RIGHT.

114. YOU KIDS NEED A BIG FAT DOSE

115. OF CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

116. RAMMED INTO YOUR TEENAGE HEARTS.

117. SO THERESUCH, AS YOUR TEACHER,

118. I REQUIRE YOU

119. TO PARTICIPATE IN SHH.

120. SECRET SANTA.

121. AH. NO, SIKOWITZ.

122. AH! NO AD-LIB COMPLAINING.

123. I'LL TEXT YOU ALL

124. YOUR SECRET SANTA ASSIGNMENTS.

125. AND I EXPECT YOU ALL

126. TO GIVE VERY GOOD,

127. VERY CREATIVE GIFTS.

128. AND WHAT IF WE DON'T?

129. WHOEVER GIVES

130. THE WORST GIFT...

131. WILL HAVE TO JOIN ME

132. ON CHRISTMAS EVE

133. FOR CHRISTMAS YODELING.

134. WHAT'S CHRISTMAS YODELING?

135. TORI!

136. OKAY, MISTER SANTA CLAUS —

137. LET'S SEE WHATCHA GOT.

138. WOOH! HA HA.

139. SHOW ME THAT NORTH POLE SHUFFLE.

140. AHHH!

141. UH-OH. WHAT'S WRONG, BUDDY?

142. OW OW OW OW OW! GET OFF.

143. HELP ME! GET OFF! GET OFF ME!

144. TORI!

145. QUIT PLAYING

146. WITH MY MECHANICAL SANTA!

147. GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!

148. HELP!

149. DID YOU SEE THAT?

150. SANTA TRIED TO KILL ME!

151. WILL YOU QUIT ACTING CHILDISH

152. AND HELP ME

153. BRING THE CHRISTMAS TREE IN?

154. YOU BOUGHT A TREE?

155. YARP.

156. BUT I THOUGHT

157. WE WERE GONNA WAIT

158. FOR MOM AND DAD

159. TO GET BACK IN TOWN.

160. I DO NOT NEED

161. YOUR NEGATIVITY.

162. OOO YAY.

163. YAY WHAT? YAY ME?

164. NO, I JUST GOT A TEXT

165. FROM SIKOWITZ —

166. I GET TO BE SECRET SANTA

167. FOR ANDRE.

168. LOOK!

169. AT MY ENORMOUS CHRISTMAS TREE!

170. I'M LOOKING.

171. COME HELP ME PULL IT IN!

172. ERRRRGHHH...

173. ERRRRGHHH...

174. MAN, HOW BIG IS THIS TREE?

175. IT'S NOT SMALL.

176. HIII. CHRISTMAS BEEF?

177. MY BROTHER MADE IT.

178. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

179. HIII. CHRISTMAS BEEF?

180. MY BROTHER MADE IT.

181. YAY, HAVE A BEEFY CHRISTMAS!

182. HIII. CHRISTMAS BEEF?

183. JUST GIVE ME ANYONE ELSE!

184. JADE, YOU'RE TORI'S

185. SECRET SANTA AND THAT BE THAT.

186. BUT WHY DO I HAVE TO—

187. HE SAID

188. HE'S NOT GONNA CHANGE IT

189. SO JUST DEAL WITH IT,

190. WHY DON'T YOU JUST DEAL WITH IT,

191. WHY DON'T YOU JUST DEAL WITH IT?

192. HIS HEART IS VIBRATING.

193. HOW MUCH COFFEE HAVE YOU DRUNK?

194. A LOT, LIKE A LOT.

195. I DON'T KNOW,

196. LIKE MAYBE SEVEN CUPS, A LOT,

197. IS THAT A PROBLEM?

198. HE'S DRINKING COFFEE

199. TO STAY AWAKE AT SCHOOL

200. 'CUZ OF THE STUPID CRICKET

201. THAT'S KEEPING HIM UP

202. EVERY NIGHT.

203. LOTTA COFFEE.

204. LOOK, I DON'T WANNA BE

205. TORI'S SECRET SANTA.

206. TOO BAD!

207. STOP BOUNCING!

208. I CAN'T HELP IT.

209. HEY TRINA... TRINA!

210. WHAT?

211. YOU WANNA SEE

212. WHAT I GOT ANDRE

213. FOR HIS SECRET SANTA GIFT?

214. NO.

215. LOOK!

216. IT'S A LITTLE CERAMIC GUITAR!

217. I MADE IT AT COLOR ME POT.

218. I THOUGHT SIKOWITZ SAID

219. THAT YOUR SECRET SANTA GIFTS

220. HAVE TO BE REALLY SPECIAL

221. AND CREATIVE.

222. HE DID.

223. WELL THAT'S UGLY AND USELESS.

224. NOOO, IT'S CUTE.

225. AND LOOK, HE CAN PRETEND

226. TO PLAY IT, LIKE—

227. WHY ARE YOU WALKING AWAY?

228. 'CUZ I'M EMBARRASSED FOR YOU.

229. HEY, ANDRE. CHRISTMAS BEEF?

230. YEAH, SURE.

231. WAIT... WHO MADE IT?

232. MY BROTHER.

233. UNH-UH, NOPE, NO THANK YOU.

234. WHY NOT?

235. 'CUZ LAST MONTH

236. I ATE HIS THANKSGIVING SAUSAGE

237. AND I'M STILL A MESS.

238. HO HO TO THE HO!

239. WHAT'S SUP?

240. HO!

241. SO MISTER MUSIC MAN...

242. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GET READY

243. FOR THE BEST SECRET—

244. CAT VALENTINE.

245. CALLING CAT VALENTINE.

246. I'M CAT VALENTINE!

247. WHO'S CALLING?

248. YOUR SECRET SANTA.

249. OH MY GOD, YAY!

250. AND YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT

251. IZZZZZ...

252. YOUR VERY OWN

253. COTTON CANDY MACHINE!

254. WHOA.

255. THAT'S RIGHT.

256. THIS MAN, LARRY STEIN,

257. WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL WEEK

258. AND GIVE YOU

259. ALL THE COTTON CANDY YOU WANT!

260. OH MY GOD ROBBIE!

261. THANK YOU!

262. THIS IS THE BEST

263. CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER!

264. LOOK EVERYONE!

265. ROBBIE GOT ME

266. A COTTON CANDY MACHINE

267. WITH A MAN!

268. C'MON LARRY, LET'S GET TO CLASS!

269. FOLLOW MEEEE!

270. THAT'S A LEGIT

271. SECRET SANTA GIFT.

272. YEAH. IT IS. BYE.

273. HURRY, LARRY!

274. WHY?

275. WHY IS IT SO HARD TO THINK

276. OF A GOOD GIFT FOR ANDRE?

277. AH. OKAY.

278. I GOT THE STAR ON TOP.

279. NOW, HELP ME DECORATE IT.

280. NO, I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT—

281. I NEED YOUR HELP, OKAY?

282. AND ROBBIE'S LATE.

283. I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING

284. UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M—

285. ROBBIE?

286. YEAH. I INVITED HIM OVER

287. TO HELP DECORATE THE TREE.

288. SINCE WHEN ARE YOU

289. AND ROBBIE FRIENDS?

290. WE'RE NOT.

291. I'M JUST STARTED

292. MAKIN' HIM DO STUFF FOR ME.

293. AND WHY WOULD HE AGREE

294. TO THAT?

295. 'CUZ I'M PRETTY.

296. BUT—

297. IT'S OPEN!

298. HEY, GIRLS.

299. HEY.

300. HI ROBBIE.

301. HOW ARE THE VEGA SISTERS

302. DOING ON THIS FINE

303. DECEMBER EVENING?

304. THERE'S TWENTY BOXES

305. OF ORNAMENTS IN THE GARAGE —

306. GO GET THEM.

307. YOU SAID WE'D HAVE PIZZA

308. FIRST.

309. YEAH, CHANGED MY MIND.

310. ORNAMENTS. GET THEM.

311. ROGER DODGER.

312. AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

313. OH, I HAD SOME

314. OF CAT'S CHRISTMAS BEEF

315. AND I'M KIND OF A MESS.

316. SHE'S JUST USING YOU.

317. I KNOW.

318. BUT WHEN WE'RE DONE

319. SHE MIGHT HUG ME,

320. SO I'M OKAY WITH IT.

321. THAT'S SO SAD.

322. YEEEAAAH.

323. HEY, I THINK

324. SOMETHING JUST MOVED

325. IN YOUR BUSHES OUTSIDE.

326. MISTER BUSEY, IS THAT YOU?

327. MY DAD SAID

328. THAT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED

329. IN OUR YARD ANYMORE.

330. OKAY NOW...

331. STICK YOUR STUPID ARM

332. RIGHT IN THERE.

333. KAY-KAY.

334. AHHHHHHH!

335. IT'S CRUSHING MY ARM!

336. WHAT? THIS?

337. NO, I'M JUST KIDDING —

338. IT FEELS NICE.

339. OH. AH HA HA HA HA...

340. KILL ME WITH A ROCK.

341. ANTHONY...

342. ANTHONY C'MON PLEASE...

343. ANDRE.

344. THE REASON THAT YOU GOT A D,

345. IS THAT YOUR CHRISTMAS SONG

346. DESERVED A D.

347. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

348. YOU'RE THE TEACHER, AND...

349. AND I RESPECT YOUR DECISION.

350. THANK YOU.

351. WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

352. I'M SORRY! ANTHONY! WAIT!

353. I LET MY EMOTIONS

354. GET THE BEST OF ME!

355. ANTHONY! I'M GONNA WORK ON THIS!

356. ANTHONY! ANTHONY!

357. MISTER ROBBIE SHAPIRO...

358. OH, HEY BECK.

359. LET'S TALK SECRET SANTA.

360. YOU'RE MY SECRET SANTA?

361. MERRY CHRISTMAS, ROB.

362. YOU BOUGHT ME A GIRL?

363. NO, NO.

364. YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS TALK

365. ABOUT THAT BULLY...

366. THE ONE WHO USED TO BEAT YOU UP

367. WHEN YOU WERE SEVEN?

368. YEAH, CHRISTY VICARIS.

369. I HATED THAT BEEFY LITTLE WITCH

370. AND HER MEAN FACE.

371. AND YOU ALWAYS SAY

372. YOU'D KILL FOR JUST ONE CHANCE

373. TO TELL HER OFF?

374. YEAH.

375. ROBBIE... CHRISTY VICARIS.

376. YOU FOUND HER?

377. YOU'RE... CHRISTY?

378. SO YOU WANNA TELL ME OFF?

379. WELL... I DID...

380. BUT NOW YOU'RE HOT.

381. MAYBE YOU KIDS SHOULD GO

382. TO JET BREW

383. AND TALK THINGS OVER.

384. OH, I'M NOT PAYING

385. THREE DOLLARS FOR A CUP

386. OF COFFEE.

387. OOO, THIS WILL BUY COFFEE

388. AND SCONS.

389. SCONES.

390. MAYBE IN CANADA.

391. MERRY CHRISTMAS, ROB.

392. EWWW, YOUR HAND IS SWEATY.

393. I KNOW...

394. HERE...

395. THIS IS THE MOST GIGANTIC CUP

396. OF COFFEE THEY SELL.

397. IT'S NOT ENOUGH!

398. LOOK, THAT CRICKET'S

399. BEEN KEEPING YOU AWAKE

400. FOR OVER A MONTH NOW—

401. HIIIIIIIII!

402. SECRET SANTA TIME!

403. YOU MINE OR HIS?

404. YOURS! IT'S FOR YOU!

405. GIVE IT.

406. HEY GUYS...

407. UM, CAN I ASK YOU—

408. SHUT UP,

409. I'M OPENING A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

410. GRUNCH.

411. OH MY GOD CAT, YOU DID NOT.

412. SCISSORS?

413. THEY'RE SPECIAL SCISSORS!

414. OKAY.

415. THEY'RE FROM A REAL MOVIE!

416. I CAN NOT BELIEVE

417. YOU GOT ME THESE.

418. WHAT MOVIE WERE THEY USED IN?

419. "THE SCISSORING".

420. WAIT, THAT ONE ABOUT THE GIRL

421. WHO COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD

422. AND USES A PAIR OF SCISSORS

423. ON HER TWO BEST FRIENDS?

424. YEP.

425. STARTING

426. WITH THE PRETTY GIRL.

427. OH.

428. UM, ANYWAY... YOU GUYS,

429. I'M ANDRE'S SECRET SANTA

430. AND I HAVE LIKE NO CLUE

431. WHAT TO GIVE HIM.

432. JUST GET HIM A PRESENT.

433. OH MY GOD.

434. OKAY. HELP ME! PLEASE.

435. I DON'T WANNA GIVE HIM

436. THE WORST PRESENT

437. AND THEN HAVE TO GO

438. CHRISTMAS YODELING

439. WITH SIKOWITZ.

440. TWO WORDS...

441. I BET THEY WON'T BE HELPFUL.

442. YOUR PROBLEM.

443. I WAS RIGHT.

444. HEY.

445. SO WHEN DO THE DECORATIONS GO

446. ON THAT THING?

447. SOON.

448. FIRST WE HAVE TO FLOCK IT.

449. YOU HAVE TO WHAT IT?

450. FLOCK IT.

451. I... I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

452. THIS IS A FLOCKING MACHINE.

453. YOU USE IT TO SPRAY FAKE SNOW

454. ALL OVER THE TREE.

455. AND THAT'S CALLED FLOCKING?

456. SURE IS.

457. UH-HUH.

458. SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR,

459. GO GET IT.

460. JADE.

461. CORRECT.

462. WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?

463. YOU.

464. WAIT...

465. DO YOU HAVE YOUR NEW SCISSORS

466. WITH YOU?

467. NO.

468. DON'T BE SHY.

469. THOSE ARE MY OLD SCISSORS.

470. OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?

471. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

472. YOU'RE MY SECRET SANTA?

473. HO HO.

474. HO. SO WHAT'S MY GIFT?

475. AN IDEA — FOR A PRESENT

476. TO GIVE TO ANDRE.

477. YOU HAVE AN IDEA?

478. A PERFECT ONE.

479. AWESOME, TELL ME!

480. BEG ME.

481. C'MON, IF YOU HAVE AN IDEA—

482. OKAY. HOW DO I MAKE IT FLOCK?

483. JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON

484. RIGHT ON TOP—

485. SORRY.

486. PLEASE GET ME FLOCK RAG.

487. HEY, MAN. HEY, BECK.

488. YEAH, HEY, HI, WHAT?

489. BAM!

490. OH,

491. SO YOU'RE MY SECRET SANTA.

492. TRUE CHIZ. OPEN IT UP.

493. OKAY.

494. YOU BOUGHT ME A CRICKET?

495. NOPE. I CAUGHT YOU A CRICKET.

496. THAT'S THE ONE

497. THAT'S BEEN LIVIN'

498. IN YOUR TRAILER,

499. KEEPIN' YOU UP EVERY NIGHT.

500. SHUT UP, HOW DID YOU—

501. HOW'D YOU CATCH HIM?

502. YOUR MOM LET ME INTO

503. YOUR PLACE AFTER YOU

504. LEFT THIS MORNING,

505. AND I USED SOME PEANUT BUTTER

506. TO LURE HIM INTO THAT BOX.

507. HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT CRICKETS

508. LIKE PEANUT BUTTER?

509. EVERYBODY LIKES

510. PEANUT BUTTER.

511. IS THAT A CRICKET?

512. YEP.

513. UH-HUH.

514. CAN I HAVE IT?

515. SURE.

516. COURTNEY... MERRY CHRISTMAS

517. FROM YOUR SECRET SANTA.

518. WHAT'D YA GET?

519. A CRICKET.

520. THAT'S HOT.

521. HERE COMES ROBBIE

522. WITH ANDRE'S TEACHER!

523. OOO, HURRY, GO!

524. CHECK.

525. HEY, ANTHONY!

526. HEY...

527. OKAY, EVERYONE,

528. YOU GUYS KNOW ANTHONY,

529. ONE OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS'

530. AWESOME MUSIC TEACHERS.

531. HERE HE IS, TO MY RIGHT.

532. WELL, EARLIER THIS WEEK,

533. HE GAVE ANDRE HARRIS A D

534. ON HIS CHRISTMAS SONG.

535. OH MAN,

536. NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS...

537. SOOOOO...

538. WE THOUGHT YOU GUYS SHOULD HEAR

539. ANDRE'S CHRISTMAS SONG

540. AND SEE WHAT YOU THINK.

541. YEAH. THAT'S MY GIRLS.

542. MERRY CHRISTMAS, ANDRE!

543. FROM YOUR SECRET SANTA.

544. ALL RIGHT, OKAY...

545. MAYBE I WAS WRONG

546. ABOUT YOUR SONG.

547. WAY WRONG.

548. SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE

549. ANDRE'S GRADE TOOOO...

550. WELL...

551. PERHAPS AN "A"?

552. AN "A."

553. AND WHEN THE GIFT-GIVING

554. WAS OVER,

555. SIKOWITZ REALIZED

556. THAT ALL THE CHILDREN

557. GAVE EACH OTHER

558. WONDERFULLY CREATIVE

559. CHRISTMAS PRESENTS,

560. AND THAT HIS GIFT,

561. A USED CRICKET,

562. TO AN AWKWARD YOUNG GIRL,

563. WAS TRULY THE WORST

564. CHRISTMAS PRESENT OF ALL.

565. AND SO, ON THAT CHRISTMAS EVE...

566. HE YODELED WITH CRAZY STRANGERS.

567. AS LONG AS YOU SAY

568. SO TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME

569. YEAH

570. AND TELL ME THAT

571. I TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY

572. MAYBE IF YOU TAKE ONE MORE

573. THEN I WOULD KNOW FOR SURE

574. THERE'S NOTHIN' LEFT TO SAY

575. TELL ME

576. THAT YOU LOVE ME ANYWAY

577. MMMM...

578. BEG ME.

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