Victorious 2x11

Eric Lange as Erwin Sikowitz

Tori and her pals have only one night to get a float to the big parade for a chance to be on television. The effort to do so becomes more difficult when they get stuck in a dangerous part of Los Angeles while trying to transport their float to the parade.

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1. I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE

2. WITH YOU!

3. I JUST WANT US TO BE HAPPY!

4. WHAT'D SHE SAY?

5. WHAT'D HE SAY?

6. HUH? I CAN'T HEAR.

7. WHAT?

8. OKAY, OKAY... TAKE 'EM OFF.

9. SEE?

10. NOT SO EASY TO PERFORM A SCENE

11. WHEN YOU HAVE A BUCKET

12. ON YOUR HEAD, IS IT?

13. NO.

14. IT'S DIFFICULT.

15. YES.

16. WELL... CLASS DISMISSED.

17. BUT...

18. WE STILL HAVE MORE TIME.

19. WE DO? HOW MUCH?

20. FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES.

21. OH. OH!

22. WELL, ACTUALLY,

23. I DO HAVE SOMETHING

24. I NEED TO DISCUSS

25. WITH SOME OF YOU.

26. TORI, CAT, ANDRE,

27. ROBBIE, JADE — PLEASE STAY.

28. THE REST OF YOU

29. MAY WANDER THE HALLS.

30. ENJOY YOUR DAY.

31. THANKS FOR COMING,

32. I'M HERE ALL WEEK.

33. TIP YOUR NURSES AND CLOWNS.

34. WHY'D YOU MAKE THEM LEAVE?

35. AH, I DUNNO.

36. THEY NEVER TALK.

37. YEAH,

38. THEY JUST SIT THERE AND REACT.

39. THAT'S RIGHT.

40. YOU KNOW, THAT'S...

41. THEY JUST DON'T TALK.

42. SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH US?

43. WHO LIKE PARADES?

44. ANTONIO BANDERAS.

45. HILLBILLIES.

46. NO ONE.

47. OH C'MON. PARADES ARE FUN.

48. ONE TIME

49. MY BROTHER WAS IN A PARADE,

50. BUT HE WAS INAPPROPRIATE,

51. SO THE PARADE PEOPLE

52. CALLED THE POLICE

53. AND NOW HE'S NOT ALLOWED

54. TO BE IN PARADES.

55. OR BE NEAR HORSES.

56. PLAY WITH THE PRETTY KEYS.

57. KAY-KAY.

58. SO...

59. YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT THE WOMAN

60. I'VE BEEN DATING.

61. FELICIA?

62. NO, I DON'T.

63. NEVER HEARD OF HER.

64. WELL, ANYWAY,

65. SHE'S THE CREATIVE DIRECTOR

66. OF THIS YEAR'S PARADE PARADE.

67. PARADE PARADE?

68. I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT.

69. EXACTLY.

70. IT'S A PARADE TO HELP RAISE

71. AWARENESS OF PARADES.

72. ANYWAY,

73. I SORT OF PROMISED FELICIA

74. I'D GET SOME

75. OF MY MOST CREATIVE STUDENTS

76. TO BUILD A FLOAT AND PERFORM.

77. IN THE PARADE PARADE.

78. YES. SO, WHO WOULD LIKE TO—

79. HOW 'BOUT THE REST OF YOU?

80. WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE

81. TO BUILD A FLOAT

82. AND DO A LITTLE SONG

83. IN THE PARADE?

84. HMMM? FOR SWEET DADDY SIKOWITZ?

85. NOOOOO...

86. NAAAAHHH...

87. ALL RIGHT.

88. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE

89. ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

90. WHERE ALL KINDS

91. OF HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS

92. AND CASTING DIRECTORS

93. WILL SEE YOU...

94. THAT'S KOODLY-DOO WITH ME.

95. WAIT.

96. YES?

97. THIS PARADE'S GONNA BE

98. ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.

99. YEP.

100. WELL, IF IT'S GONNA BE

101. ON NATIONAL—

102. GIMME MY KEYS BACK.

103. WHERE'S MY HOUSE KEY?

104. UH, UNH.

105. I'LL TAKE HER TO THE NURSE.

106. I SWALLOWED IT.

107. WE'LL SEE IT AGAIN.

108. OKAY...

109. OKAY...

110. PARADE FLOAT.

111. IDEAS...

112. WHAT DO WE HAVE SO FAR?

113. LET'S SEE, OH, WE HAVE TWO...

114. "A TRIBUTE TO THE FRUITS

115. OF MEXICO"

116. AND "NEED GOOD IDEA FOR FLOAT".

117. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH MY IDEA?

118. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE

119. A PARADE FLOAT CALLED

120. "THE LADIES OF NORTHRIDGE".

121. UHHH...

122. WELL...

123. COME ON, GUYS, BE SERIOUS!

124. YOU WANNA LOOK DUMB

125. ON NATIONAL TV?

126. WHO'S GONNA BE

127. ON NATIONAL TV?

128. WE'RE PERFORMING

129. IN THE PARADE PARADE.

130. I'LL DO IT!

131. TRINA...

132. NO SERIOUSLY, I'LL SING,

133. OR DANCE, OR I CAN JUST STAND

134. ON THE FLOAT,

135. LIKE, RIGHT IN FRONT

136. AND JUST BE THE PRETTY GIRL,

137. I CAN TOTALLY JUST BE

138. THE PRETTY GIRL.

139. ALL RIGHT,

140. LET'S PUT IT TO A VOTE.

141. ALL THOSE—

142. NO.

143. FINE, I DON'T WANNA BE IN IT.

144. I WOULDN'T BE IN IT

145. IF YOU GUYS BEGGED ME.

146. JUST LEMME BE IN IT.

147. NO.

148. I DON'T EVEN WANNA BE IN IT.

149. YOUR SISTER JUST ELBOWED ME

150. IN MY LUNG.

151. I'LL GET YOU SOME ICE.

152. SIT DOWN!

153. I'M SORRY,

154. DID SOMEONE INVITE YOU HERE?

155. BECK TOLD ME

156. YOU GUYS ARE PERFORMING

157. ON NATIONAL TV.

158. SO?

159. AND YOU THINK

160. YOU'RE DOING THAT WITHOUT ME?

161. YOU STORMED

162. OUTTA SIKOWITZ'S CLASS.

163. I FEEL

164. THAT JADE SHOULD BE INCLUDED.

165. OKAY FINE, WHATEVER.

166. SO WHAT'S OUR FLOAT GONNA BE?

167. SOMEONE SHOULD JUST PICK

168. AN IDEA.

169. OKAY, SO WHO'S GONNA PICK?

170. WELL, LUCKILY,

171. I HAVE THE NEW PEAR PAD APP

172. CALLED SPIN-A-M'JIG.

173. ROBBIE.

174. LET ME JUST FINISH

175. INPUTTING OUR FACES...

176. AND NOW... I STROKE THIS,

177. AND THE WHEEL SPINS RANDOMLY

178. UNTIL IT LANDS ON ONE OF US.

179. AND THAT PERSON GETS TO PICK

180. WHAT THE FLOAT'S GONNA BE?

181. NO CAT — THAT PERSON GETS

182. A KIDNEY TRANSPLANT.

183. C'MON, LET'S JUST DO THIS.

184. YEAH GO.

185. OKAY, HERE IT GOES...

186. I CAN'T REMEMBER A TIME

187. WHEN THIS WASN'T HAPPENING.

188. I THINK IT'S ALMOST DONE.

189. OH MY GOD!

190. IT STOPPED ON MY FACE!

191. SO... YOU GET TO PICK

192. WHAT OUR FLOAT'S GONNA BE?

193. SO...

194. WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, CAT?

195. A GIANT CUPCAKE?

196. ALL RIGHT.

197. WE DON'T WANNA WEAR THESE.

198. WHY DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE

199. YOUR COSTUMES?

200. WH... WHY?

201. THEY'RE CANDY-JAMMIES.

202. THEY GO PERFECT

203. WITH OUR CUPCAKE THEME.

204. YEAH, THEY DO.

205. I THINK THEY'RE RAD-COOL.

206. YEAH. THEY LOOK ADORABLE.

207. Y'KNOW SHE WANTS US ALL

208. TO WEAR 'EM.

209. I WILL POP YOUR HEAD

210. LIKE A ZIT.

211. GRAPHIC.

212. HIII!

213. OOOH, YOUR FLOAT IS LOOKING

214. GIGANTICALLY DELICIOUS.

215. I KNOW.

216. IT'S PRETTY COOL, HUH?

217. INDEED.

218. YOU GONNA FINISH IN TIME?

219. YEAH, WE'RE GONNA WORK

220. ALL NIGHT IF WE HAVE TO.

221. WE'LL GET 'ER DONE.

222. EXCELLENT.

223. FELICIA WILL BE SO EXCI...

224. AND...

225. THIS CUPCAKE IS... DONE.

226. YEE HOO!

227. YAY! CUPCAKE POWER!

228. WOOOO! HA HA HA HA HA...

229. HEY, CAT, CAT,

230. CAT, CAT, CAT, CAT...

231. YEAH?

232. YOU'RE KILLING ME.

233. TIME?

234. OH, IT'S UM...

235. ONE-TWENTY A-M.

236. OKAY,

237. THEN WE BETTER GET GOIN' NOW.

238. WE DON'T HAVE TO CHECK IN

239. 'TIL SEVEN.

240. THIS THING ONLY GOES

241. LIKE FOUR MILES AN HOUR,

242. AND THE PARADE IS IN PASADENA.

243. IF WE LEAVE NOW

244. WE'LL PROBABLY JUST

245. BARELY MAKE IT.

246. ALL RIGHT PEOPLE —

247. IN THE DESSERT!

248. LET'S GO.

249. OH. HERE ARE THE KEYS

250. TO THE CUPCAKE.

251. OH, NO, NO, NO...

252. I CAN'T DRIVE THAT THING

253. WITH YOU KIDS IN IT.

254. I HAVE A SEMI-SUSPENDED

255. DRIVER'S LICENSE.

256. WHY'D IT GET SUSPENDED?

257. WELL... SEE,

258. I WAS DRIVING THROUGH VEGAS

259. WITH THESE PEOPLE I MET

260. AT THE CIRCUS AND—

261. WE'LL LET BECK DRIVE.

262. CIRCUS PEOPLE?

263. ONE WOMAN HAD AN EXTRA FINGER

264. ON HER LEFT HA—

265. LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT.

266. MM-HMM.

267. HOW DO I SEE

268. OUTTA THIS THING?

269. OH, YOU JUST LOOK THROUGH

270. THE PERISCOPE... RIGHT HERE.

271. THIS SEEMS DANGEROUS.

272. AH, YA BIG BABY.

273. C'MON, LET'S GET TO THAT PARADE

274. BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP!

275. SHE HAD SIX FINGERS

276. ON ONE HAND?

277. YEP —

278. SHE COULD SWIM LIKE A TORPEDO.

279. OKAY, HANG ON EVERYBODY.

280. HERE WE GO.

281. OH.

282. OOH.

283. YAY.

284. ARE WE MOVING?

285. YUP, WE'RE MOVIN'.

286. CAN'T IT GO ANY FASTER?

287. SURE.

288. IF WE WERE BEING TOWED

289. BY SOMETHING THAT GOES FASTER.

290. WHAT STREET ARE WE ON?

291. YEAH, WHAT STREET?

292. LET'S JUST SAY

293. IT AIN'T SESAME STREET.

294. I LOVE SESAME STREET.

295. NO!

296. HEY.

297. HEY WHAT'S IN THAT SACK?

298. I DON'T KNOW.

299. I DON'T KNOW.

300. WELL, I SWEAR IT JUST MOVED.

301. OWWWWWWWWWW! OH.

302. REALLY?

303. TRINA?

304. THANKS FOR KICKING ME

305. IN THE MOUTH!

306. WHY ARE YOU IN THAT SACK?

307. SO I CAN PERFORM

308. IN THE PARADE!

309. RIGHT. HOW DO—

310. NO ONE LIKES YOU.

311. YEAH. YOU'RE A NUISANCE.

312. HEY, WHOA.

313. OH MY GOD.

314. DANG.

315. WHAT WAS THAT?

316. I THINK WE GOT A FLAT TIRE.

317. UH-OH.

318. THIS IS FANTASTIC.

319. WOW. GOOD.

320. FUN NEIGHBORHOOD.

321. YEP — WE GOT A FLAT TIRE.

322. DO WE HAVE A SPARE?

323. WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A TRUNK.

324. HEY. HERE COME SOME GUYS.

325. MAYBE THEY CAN HELP US.

326. HEY, FELLAS!

327. YEAH.

328. MAYBE THEY CAN HELP US FIND A...

329. BACK IN THE CUPCAKE!

330. RIGHT BEHIND YA! GO, GO, GO.

331. GO, GO, GO, GO.

332. OH MY

333. OPEN THE DOOR!

334. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.

335. DO YOU SEE ANYTHING?

336. I SEE A GUY ON THE SIDEWALK

337. PETTING A LITTLE DOG...

338. WAIT, NO...

339. IT'S A GIANT RAT...

340. AND HE'S NOT PETTING IT,

341. HE'S EATING IT.

342. I'M GONNA SHUT THIS.

343. WHAT TIME IS IT?

344. UH. ALMOST THREE A-M.

345. AND WHAT TIME

346. DO WE HAVE TO CHECK IN

347. TO THE PARADE BY?

348. SEVEN A-M.

349. WHICH MEANS

350. WE HAVE TO BE THERE IN...

351. WAIT, LEMME DO IT OVER AGAIN...

352. FOUR HOURS!

353. FOUR HOURS.

354. YEAH, HI.

355. WE HAVE A FLAT TIRE —

356. COULD YOU PLEASE SEND

357. A TOW TRUCK?

358. GREAT, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

359. WE'RE ON THE CORNER

360. OF SPATES AND EIGHTY-THIRD.

361. YEAH, HOW LONG DO YOU THINK

362. IT'LL TAKE FOR YOU TO—

363. HELLO?

364. HELLO?

365. HE HUNG UP.

366. MAN, NOBODY'S GONNA DRIVE

367. INTO THIS NEIGHBORHOOD AT NIGHT.

368. HEY, BATMAN WOULD.

369. DO YOU HAVE

370. BATMAN'S PHONE NUMBER?

371. NO.

372. THEN HOW WE GONNA CALL

373. BATMAN?

374. WE'RE NOT.

375. I KNOW WE'RE NOT!

376. ALL RIGHT.

377. I THINK THERE'S

378. A TWENTY-FOUR HOUR PRICE-CO

379. ON SPATES.

380. I'LL JOG UP THERE, BUY A TIRE,

381. AND BE BACK IN THIRTY MINUTES.

382. UH, YOU SURE

383. YOU WANNA BE RUNNIN'

384. THROUGH THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

385. AT THREE A.M.?

386. THE ONLY THING I'M AFRAID OF

387. IS FEAR

388. AND THE GUY WHO INSTALLED

389. MY SATELLITE DISH.

390. I KNOW HE WANTED TO HURT ME.

391. I'M RUNNING AWAY!

392. MAN, SIKOWITZ HAS BEEN GONE

393. FOR ALMOST AN HOUR.

394. I'M CALLING THE COPS.

395. YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

396. I THINK YOU SHOULD DO THAT.

397. YEAH, DO THAT.

398. NO SIGNAL. WHAT HAPPENED?

399. I HAD FULL BARS

400. A FEW MINUTES AGO.

401. I NEVER HAVE SIGNAL.

402. YOU'RE STILL ON MOBILE-TECH?

403. I SIGNED

404. A FIVE-YEAR CONTRACT!

405. NO BARS.

406. NOTHIN'.

407. NO BARS.

408. WHY CAN'T WE GET A SIGNAL?

409. ARE YOU SURE?

410. YEAH, THERE USED TO BE

411. A CELL PHONE TOWER

412. RIGHT UP THERE.

413. WHAT KINDA SICKO

414. STEALS A CELLPHONE TOWER?

415. OH... OH... THANK CHEDDAR.

416. OFFICERS...

417. I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU...

418. YEAH.

419. WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?

420. THEY WERE TAKEN BY HOOLIGANS.

421. THEY JUMPED ME

422. ABOUT A QUARTER MILE

423. BACK THAT WAY.

424. AND, UH?

425. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'

426. RUNNING AROUND THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

427. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, HUH?

428. OH.

429. WELL, I WAS ON MY WAY

430. TO THE PARADE PARADE,

431. RIDING ALONG

432. WITH A BUNCH OF CHILDREN

433. IN A GIANT CUPCAKE...

434. UH-HUH.

435. NOW NEXT THING I KNOW,

436. ONE OF THE CUPCAKE'S TIRES

437. GOES POP

438. AND WHY ARE YOU TAKING OUT

439. YOUR HANDCUFFS?

440. I... I DON'T UNDERSTAND

441. WHAT'S HAPPENING...

442. WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME...

443. THERE ARE SEVEN CHILDREN

444. IN A CUPCAKE WHO NEED ME...

445. HELP!

446. THERE'S NO CHILDREN

447. IN A CUPCAKE.

448. YES.

449. THEY'RE WEARING CANDY PAJAMAS!

450. HEEEELP! HELP ME! FREEDOM!

451. HOW LONG

452. HAS SIKOWITZ BEEN GONE?

453. WAY TOO LONG.

454. OKAY, WE CAN'T JUST KEEP

455. SITTING HERE.

456. THEN LET'S HEAR A PLAN.

457. WELL... WE HAVE TWO GUYS

458. IN THIS CUPCAKE.

459. I THINK THEY SHOULD GO FOR HELP.

460. TWO GUYS?

461. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

462. UH... I REALLY DON'T.

463. C'MON,

464. WHY DON'T THE TWO OF YOU

465. QUIT ACTING

466. LIKE A COUPLE OF DAISIES

467. AND GET OUT THERE?

468. IF WE GO OUT THERE

469. DRESSED LIKE THIS...

470. WE'LL GET TORN APART!

471. TRUE.

472. TORI, YOU GO.

473. WHAT?

474. C'MON, LET'S JUST DO IT.

475. DO IT? BUT—

476. C'MON

477. OKAY. WAIT —

478. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHICH WAY

479. WE SHOULD GO?

480. WELL, ACCORDING TO PAD MAP,

481. IF YOU HEAD DUE NORTH

482. FOR ABOUT— NO, ANDRE,

483. DON'T DO IT, DON'T DO IT, AWW—

484. WHAT DID YOU DO?

485. OH, OKAY, SO YOU DIDN'T STEAL

486. THE CELL PHONE TOWER.

487. NOOOO.

488. THEN HOW COME YOU HAD IT?

489. I WAS COMIN' HOME

490. FROM CHURCH... IT FELL ONE ME.

491. OH, IT FELL ON YOU.

492. THAT WAS...

493. OKAY, IT FELL ON YOU.

494. HEY, GET BACK OVER HERE.

495. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING...

496. YOU ASKED SOME QUESTIONS...

497. YOU CUT THIS LAST?

498. I CAN'T EVEN LIFT IT.

499. THE THING JUST FELL

500. ON THE BUILDING KINDA—

501. YOU SCARED US!

502. WHERE'S HELP?

503. WE DIDN'T GET ANY!

504. WE GOT JUMPED BY, LIKE,

505. SIX GUYS.

506. AND I SWEAR, ONE OF 'EM

507. WAS WEARIN' SIKOWITZ'S PANTS!

508. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

509. IT'S THE DUDES

510. THAT JUMPED US.

511. HOOLIGANS!

512. THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE?

513. AW, MAN!

514. WE'RE GONNA DIE

515. WEARIN' CANDY JAMMIES!

516. WHAT DO WE DO?

517. THE CONFETTI CANNON!

518. YES. YES.

519. KAY. COVER YOUR EARS!

520. I THINK IT WORKED.

521. HEY... WHERE'S TORI?

522. SHE WENT TO LOOK FOR YOU

523. AND ANDRE.

524. SHE WENT OUT THERE?

525. HOW'D YOU GUYS LET HER GO

526. OUT THERE ALL BY HERSELF?

527. DID YOU TRY AND STOP HER?

528. IN A WAY.

529. WHAT'D YOU DO?

530. I OPENED THE DOOR.

531. OH.

532. HELLO.

533. UM...

534. MY NAME IS TORI...

535. HONOR STUDENT...

536. MY NAME IS KEVIN.

537. WOW.

538. I USED TO HAVE A HAMSTER

539. NAMED KEVIN.

540. YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HAD

541. A HAMSTER.

542. OKAY, HERE'S THE THING...

543. SEE, MY FRIENDS AND I

544. HAD A FLAT TIRE...

545. BACK THERE IN THIS...

546. WELL, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN

547. BUT... UM...

548. WE JUST NEED SOME HELP CHANGING,

549. YOU KNOW, THE TIRE.

550. DO YOU GUYS KNOW

551. HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE?

552. YEAH.

553. WE KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE.

554. WE'LL CHANGE IT REAL GOOD.

555. WELL, TERRIFIC.

556. AND YOU WANNA MAKE SURE

557. THESE LUG NUTS ARE NICE

558. AND TIGHT.

559. THERE WE GO. SET HER DOWN.

560. COMIN' DOWN.

561. GOOD AS NEW.

562. YAY, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH.

563. HOW SWEET ARE THEY?

564. YEAH.

565. THEY'RE SWEET ALL RIGHT.

566. LOOK AT 'EM.

567. SWEET GUYS.

568. YEAH.

569. HEY,

570. I WONDER WHERE SIKOWITZ IS.

571. I DUNNO.

572. THINK WE STILL GOT TIME

573. TO MAKE IT TO THE PARADE?

574. I DON'T KNOW, ANDRE.

575. I HAVE NO WAY TO TELL TIME NOW.

576. WAIT... ARE YOU GUYS GOING

577. TO THE PARADE PARADE?

578. YEAH. THIS IS OUR FLOAT.

579. SO YOU'RE GONNA BE

580. IN THE PARADE?

581. YEAH, WE'RE PERFORMING.

582. WHOA.

583. WELL, WE WERE JUST GONNA

584. WATCH IT ON TV.

585. NOT HI-DEF, THOUGH.

586. WELL...

587. DO YOU...

588. WANNA COME TO THE PARADE

589. WITH US?

590. COULD WE?

591. UHHH...

592. UMMM...

593. OKAY. HERE WE GO.

594. WAIT! WAIT FOR DADDY...

595. WE GOT A PANTSLESS

596. CAUCASIAN WESTBOUND ON SPATES!

597. SEND BACKUP!

598. MMMM...

599. I WILL POP YOUR HEAD

600. LIKE A ZIT.

601. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY AEGIS RAPIDTEXT