Victorious 1x9

Directed by Steve Hoefer

Davis Desmond as Chester Kezner • Michael Eric Reid as Sinjin Van Cleef • Marilyn Harris Smith as André's Grandmother • Perez Hilton as Perez Hilton

Tori and Trina are on a plane ride which is delayed, and keeps Tori from finishing a homework assignment for script writing class, so she agrees to work on the script through a video chat with the help of Beck, Andre, and Cat. Unfortunateley, all end up facing distractions during the assignment. Among these distractions, Andre has to deal with his crazed grandmother, Beck is distracted by the jealousy of Jade, Cat is distracted by the special effects on her computer, and Tori is distracted by a fight between Trina and a little boy who keeps kicking her back seat.

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1. (WOMAN ON INTERCOM) - THE CAPTAIN HAS TURNED OFF THE FASTEN SEAT BELT SIGN.

2. YOU'RE NOW FREE TO MOVE ABOUT THE CABIN.

3. - HEY, TORI. HEY.

4. - WHAT?

5. - IS THIS CHICKEN?

6. - (SNIFFS)

7. I THINK IT MIGHT BE PINEAPPLE.

8. OR PART OF A THUMB.

9. - UCK. I CAN'T EAT AIRPLANE FOOD.

10. TOO GROSS. UCK.

11. - AND WHY IS THIS NOW ON MY TRAY TABLE?

12. - 'CAUSE I'M DONE WITH IT.

13. - I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE DONE WITH IT.

14. KEEP YOUR GARBAGE ON— - HEY, HEY, KID!

15. I TOLD YOU TO STOP KICKING MY SEAT.

16. - SO? (BANGING) - STOP THAT!

17. - YOU'RE NOT THE QUEEN OF THIS PLANE.

18. (BANGING) - EXCUSE ME.

19. WILL YOU PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR SON?

20. - (SIGHS) WILL YOU STOP KICKING HER SEAT?

21. - NO.

22. - SOME PEOPLE ARE SO RUDE.

23. - I KNOW!

24. (MAN ON INTERCOM) - THIS IS CAPTAIN STU BING.

25. SORRY ABOUT OUR LATE START TODAY.

26. WE SHOULD BE ARRIVING IN LOS ANGELES AT AROUND 11:14 PM.

27. - WAIT, WHAT TIME DID HE SAY?

28. - 11:14.

29. - OH, GREAT, 3 AND 1/2 HOURS LATE.

30. - WHY DO YOU CARE? - I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET ANDRE, BECK, AND CAT,

31. TO WRITE A SCRIPT FOR CLASS THAT'S DUE IN THE MORNING.

32. - WHAT TEACHER? - GRADSTEIN.

33. - OOH, HE'S TOUGH.

34. - NO CHIZ.

35. - WHAT IS CHIZ ANYWAY?

36. - ANDRE THINKS IT'S A GERMAN SAUSAGE.

37. - HERE IS YOUR WATER. - AH, THANK YOU.

38. - CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?

39. - EXCUSE ME? - YES?

40. - DOES THIS PLANE HAVE WI-FI? - NO.

41. BUT WE DO HAVE WIRELESS INTERNET SERVICE.

42. - THAT'S WHAT WI-FI IS.

43. - PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE.

44. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

45. - I'M GONNA SEE IF ANDRE'S ONLINE

46. SO WE CAN WORK OVER VIDEO CHAT.

47. - OH, SMART. MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN—

48. DID YOU JUST KICK MY SEAT AGAIN?

49. - WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR BUTT?

50. - LOOK, IF YOU DON'T KNOCK IT OFF,

51. I'M GONNA TELL THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT.

52. - OOH, YOU'RE A SCARY WITCH.

53. - I WISH I WAS A WITCH,

54. 'CAUSE I WOULD TAKE MY BROOMSTICK AND I WOULD—

55. - TRINA, SIT!

56. OH, GOOD, ANDRE'S ONLINE.

57. - I NEED SOME MORE AIR.

58. - YOU HAVE A PIMPLE UNDER YOUR ARM.

59. - DON'T TALK ABOUT IT!

60. - TORI VEGA, WHAT'S UP?

61. - HEY! I'M ON THE PLANE!

62. - OH, YOU'RE ON THE PLANE?

63. WELL, IF I WERE YOU, I'D GET IN THE PLANE.

64. SO YOU'RE ON THE PLANE.

65. - AND I'M NOT GOING TO LAND UNTIL AFTER 11:00.

66. - OH, BUT WE GOTTA WRITE THAT SCRIPT FOR CLASS.

67. - I KNOW.

68. WANT TO DO IT OVER VIDEO CHAT?

69. - YEAH, SURE. I'LL TEXT CAT AND BECK,

70. TELL THEM TO GET ONLINE.

71. - COOL. - WILL YOU POP THIS FOR ME?

72. - NO!

73. - I LET YOU BORROW MY GREEN SWEATER LAST WEEK.

74. - AND THAT MEANS I SHOULD POP YOUR PIT PIMPLE?

75. - YES. WE'RE SISTERS.

76. IF YOU HAD A PIT PIMPLE, I'D—

77. QUIT KICKING MY SEAT!

78. - (MOCKING) QUIT KICKING MY SEAT!

79. - YOUR DESSERTS.

80. - WH— WHAT IS THIS?

81. - I DON'T KNOW. PUDDING?

82. - OH, IT'S GOT FUR ON IT.

83. - JUST LIKE YOUR PIMPLE.

84. - WOO! YOU'RE A LONG ONE.

85. - HEY. TORI.

86. - OH, HEY.

87. DID YOU GET CAT AND BECK?

88. - YEAH, THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET ONLINE.

89. - NICE.

90. WHERE ARE YOU?

91. - AT MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE.

92. - WHY ARE YOU AT YOUR GRANDMA'S?

93. - SHE CALLED ME AND SAID SHE WAS SCARED

94. BECAUSE THE NUMBERS KEPT CHANGING ON HER DIGITAL CLOCK.

95. - ISN'T THAT WHAT CLOCKS DO?

96. - ALL I KNOW IS WHEN I GOT HERE, SHE WAS HIDING UNDER HER BED.

97. - DID YOU GET HER OUT? - UH, HUH.

98. BUT I HAD TO USE BUTTER.

99. OH. CAT'S ON.

100. - YEAH, I SEE. LET ME INVITE HER.

101. - HEY, ARE YOU GOING TO EAT YOUR PUDDING?

102. - YOU ATE YOURS?

103. - YEAH, I JUST SCRAPED THE FUR RIGHT OFF THE TOP.

104. IT WASN'T BAD.

105. - GO NUTS.

106. - HI. - WHAT'S UP, LITTLE RED?

107. - HEY, CAT. - ANDRE.

108. - ONE SEC. WHAT'S WRONG, GRANDMA?

109. - THE NUMBERS ON MY CLOCK CHANGED AGAIN.

110. - IT'S A CLOCK, GRANDMA.

111. THE NUMBERS ARE SUPPOSED TO CHANGE.

112. - WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BUTTER?

113. - I'LL GO TO THE STORE TOMORROW AND GET YOU SOME MORE BUTTER.

114. - WHAT WAS THAT?

115. - MY GRANDMOTHER JUST SCREAMED.

116. - WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?

117. - I DON'T KNOW. I THINK SHE SAW HERSELF IN THE MIRROR.

118. - ANDRE, THERE'S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL.

119. - IT'S OKAY, GRANDMA,

120. JUST INTRODUCE YOURSELF. I'M SURE SHE'S NICE.

121. - BECK'S ONLINE. - YEP.

122. - REQUESTING—

123. (BANG) - OW!

124. - WHAT?

125. - THAT ROTTEN KID BEHIND ME

126. KICKED MY SEAT AGAIN AND MADE ME POKE MY EYE.

127. - I DIDN'T KICK YOUR SEAT.

128. - YOU DID TOO.

129. - HOW'S YOUR PIT ZIT?

130. - THAT TEARS IT.

131. - TRINA. TRINA.

132. HE'S A LITTLE BOY.

133. - YEAH, AND I'M ABOUT TO PUT HIM

134. INTO A LITTLE HOSPITAL.

135. - YOU REQUESTED MY FACE.

136. - HEY, MAN. - HI.

137. - HEY, BECK.

138. - IS THAT A DOG WITH YOU?

139. - OH, LOOK AT THE PUPPY.

140. - HE'S CUTE, HUH? - SO CUTE.

141. - IS HE YOURS? - NO, I'M WATCHING HIM

142. FOR MY NEIGHBOR WHILE SHE'S AT HER CHEERLEADING PRACTICE.

143. - YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR TO A CHEERLEADER?

144. - I DO.

145. - FIGURES. I LIVE NEXT DOOR

146. TO A ONE-LEGGED OLD MAN WHO THROWS LEMONS AT ME.

147. - SO, WHAT'S UP?

148. - TORI'S PLANE'S LATE.

149. - I DON'T GET IN TIL ALMOST MIDNIGHT.

150. - BUT WE GOTTA WRITE THE SCRIPT FOR GRADSTEIN'S CLASS.

151. - YEAH, SO WE'RE GONNA DO IT HERE OVER VIDEO CHAT.

152. - OH, SOUNDS GOOD.

153. - ALL RIGHT. I WILL TYPE.

154. - CAT, READ THE ASSIGNMENT.

155. - KK.

156. IT SAYS...

157. WRITE A SINGLE SCENE SCRIPT

158. BETWEEN SEVEN AND 10 PAGES.

159. THE SCENE MUST INVOLVE A MYSTERY.

160. OOH. USE AT LEAST THREE CHARACTERS

161. AND HAVE A SURPRISE PLOT TWIST.

162. - GOT IT. - WE CAN DO THAT. - IDEAS?

163. - HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR A CUTE JOKE?

164. - A JOKE? - YEAH. LISTEN.

165. - OK. WHAT DID THE YOUNG SHRIMP SAY

166. WHEN HIS MOM ASKED HIM WHY HE WOULDN'T SHARE ANY OF HIS TOYS?

167. - WHAT? - SORRY.

168. I'M A LITTLE SHELLFISH.

169. GET IT?

170. 'CAUSE SHRIMP ARE VERY SELF-CENTERED.

171. - I— I THINK THE JOKE IS THAT

172. SHELLFISH SOUNDS LIKE SELFISH.

173. - OH, MY GOD. THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER.

174. OK. BACK TO THE SCRIPT.

175. - HEY, WHAT IF OUR SCRIPT'S ABOUT A KID

176. WHO GOES INTO A CLOSET TO LOOK FOR SOMETHING,

177. AND... (BEEP)

178. - UGH.

179. - WHAT? - WHO WAS THAT?

180. - ROBBIE'S REQUESTING TO JOIN OUR CHAT.

181. - HEY. - HI.

182. - WHAT'S UP? - HEY, ROB.

183. - HEY, ROBBIE, WHAT DID THE YOUNG SHRIMP SAY

184. WHEN HIS MOM SAID— - I'M A LITTLE SHELLFISH.

185. YOU TOLD ME YESTERDAY.

186. - POO.

187. - LISTEN, I NEED YOUR GUYS HELP.

188. HM. YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP.

189. I DON'T EITHER.

190. - ROBBIE. - WE'RE TRYING TO WORK

191. ON A SCRIPT THAT'S DUE IN THE MORNING.

192. - THIS WILL JUST TAKE A SECOND.

193. - OK. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

194. - WELL, ON FRIDAY AT SCHOOL, I ASKED REX

195. IF HE WANTED TO SEE A MOVIE WITH ME ON SUNDAY NIGHT.

196. TRUE OR FALSE?

197. YOU SAID, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT

198. SEEING A MOVIE ON SUNDAY NIGHT?

199. AND I SAID, SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

200. EXACTLY. AND NOW IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT,

201. AND REX SAYS HE HAS OTHER PLANS.

202. WHICH I DO.

203. WHY WOULD YOU GO AND MAKE OTHER PLANS

204. WHEN YOU SAID YOU'D SEE A MOVIE WITH ME?

205. - YOU GUYS. - I NEVER SAID

206. I WOULD SEE A MOVIE WITH YOU.

207. I SAID, SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

208. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

209. YOU NEVER CALLED ME TO CONFIRM.

210. - I'M GOING TO GET A ROOT BEER.

211. - ROBBIE. REX.

212. YOU GUYS WORK THIS OUT YOURSELVES.

213. - BYE, ROBBIE. - WAIT, NO.

214. DON'T KICK US OUT OF THE CHAT.

215. NO, DON'T.

216. - ALL RIGHT. BACK TO OUR SCRIPT.

217. - HEY, WHAT IF WE WRITE ABOUT A GIRAFFE WHO LEARNS TO LOVE?

218. - A GIRAFFE?

219. - THAT— THAT'S NOT GOOD.

220. - NO.

221. - LET'S JUST STICK WITH THE KID IN THE CLOSET.

222. - RIGHT. SO I WAS THINKING,

223. MAYBE HE COMES HOME FROM SCHOOL LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.

224. AND HE GOES INTO HIS CLOSET,

225. AND THERE'S, LIKE, A SMALL SECRET DOOR

226. IN THE BACK OF... - (GIGGLING)

227. - CAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

228. - I CLICKED ON RAINBOW.

229. WOO!

230. - WILL YOU PLEASE STOP THAT?

231. - WE GOT TO DO THIS PROJECT.

232. - SORRY.

233. - NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

234. - THE KID GOES INTO HIS CLOSET.

235. - RIGHT.

236. AND MAYBE HE'S NOT A NORMAL KID.

237. MAYBE HE'S, LIKE, CREATED BY A SCIENTIST

238. IN A GOVERNMENT LAB OR—

239. - WHO'S THAT? - JADE.

240. LET ME SEE WHAT SHE WANTS.

241. - OH.

242. - HEY, LOOK, WE'RE DOING THIS PROJECT

243. THAT'S DUE TOMORROW MORNING, SO—

244. - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

245. - HOME. WHY?

246. - I LEFT YOU A VOICEMAIL, AND YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME BACK.

247. - I'M DOING HOMEWORK.

248. - SO YOU WANNA BREAK UP WITH ME.

249. - WAIT, NO, NO. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT I WANT

250. TO BREAK UP WITH YOU? - WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT ANIMAL?

251. - IT'S MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.

252. - HIS NEIGHBOR, THE CHEERLEADER.

253. - CHEERLEADER?

254. - WHY? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

255. - SORRY.

256. - YOU KNOW WHAT CHEERLEADERS HAVE?

257. PEP.

258. - PEP?

259. - DID SHE SAY PEP?

260. - WHY ARE YOU DOING FAVORS FOR A CHEERLEADER?

261. AND WHAT IS SHE DOING FOR YOU?

262. - IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. SHE'S JUST—

263. - I'M COMING OVER THERE. - NO, NO.

264. YOU DON'T NEED TO— - ALL RIGHT.

265. SO FAR WE HAVE NOTHING.

266. SO IT WOULD BE GREAT IF WE COULD DO

267. A LITTLE WRITING TOGETHER. OK?

268. - LOOK, I'M IN A KALEIDOSCOPE.

269. WOO!

270. - WHOA, HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?

271. - YOU JUST CLICK EFFECTS IN THE LOWER LEFT.

272. - THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR EFFECTS.

273. - WOO, HOO!

274. - HEY, LOOK AT ME.

275. YOU GUYS ARE GIVING ME A HEADACHE.

276. - ANDRE.

277. - WOO, I'M GETTING DIZZY. LOOK AT ME.

278. I'M SPINNING AROUND.

279. - WHAT EFFECT IS THAT?

280. - UH, IT'S SPIN CLOCKWISE.

281. - WHY TELL HER THAT?

282. WE'RE NOT MAKING PROGRESS.

283. - HERE I GO.

284. - ANDRE. I NEED YOU TO FOCUS

285. AND KEEP YOUR EYES ON... - I'M SPINNING.

286. I CAN'T FOCUS ON ANYTHING.

287. - IT'S LIKE A SPACESHIP.

288. - I'M PRINCESS ROTATION.

289. - YOU GUYS, WE HAVE A PROJECT TO WORK ON.

290. I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND WATCH YOU GUYS SPIN CLOCKWISE.

291. - HEY, YOU HEARD THE LADY. READY?

292. - COUNTERCLOCKWISE.

293. - OH, REVERSE.

294. WE'RE IN REVERSE NOW.

295. - THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.

296. - LOOK AT ME, GOING BACK IN TIME.

297. - WHEN DID I BECOME THE MATURE ONE?

298. - I DON'T KNOW.

299. QUIT IT! - MAKE ME!

300. - OH, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU, KID.

301. - YOU GUYS— - (SHOUTING)

302. - THIS IS NO TIME TO PLAY AROUND. - PLEASE.

303. - YOU CANNOT TREAT ME LIKE THAT, EXCUSE ME?

304. YOUR SON IS BEING A BRAT.

305. ALL RIGHT, SO,

306. THE LITTLE BOY YELLS—

307. WILL YOU STOP THAT?

308. - WHAT?

309. - STOP DANCING IN YOUR SEAT LIKE A WEIRDO.

310. SO THE LITTLE BOY YELLS, WHAT?

311. - HOW ABOUT, MOM, THERE'S EVIL IN MY CLOSET.

312. "EVIIIILLL."

313. - OK. GOOD. HOW DO I SPELL "EVIIIILLL"?

314. - USE FOUR "I'S AND THREE "L'S.

315. - GOT IT.

316. OK, NOW, WHY DON'T WE SAY,

317. THE MOM WALKS INTO THE CLOSET

318. TO FIND HER SON'S FACE BEING EATEN BY—

319. - LOOK. NOW I'M A CHERRY PIE.

320. I'M PIE GIRL.

321. BUT DON'T BITE OFF MY NOSE.

322. - CAT, WE HAVE A 10-PAGE SCRIPT DUE TOMORROW MORNING,

323. AND WE'RE ON PAGE THREE. AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING AT ALL.

324. NOW WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD?

325. - THERE SHE GOES.

326. - OKAY, LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL AT YOU.

327. PLEASE DON'T CRY. I'M JUST FRUSTRATED BECAUSE—

328. OH... - WHAT HAPPENED?

329. - I MADE CAT CRY, AND SHE SIGNED OFF.

330. - WELL, YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO BE MORE CAREFUL

331. WITH PEOPLE'S FEELINGS.

332. STOP KICKING MY SEAT, YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE NUB.

333. - SHUT UP, OLD LADY.

334. - ARE YOU GOING TO LET YOUR KID TALK TO ME THAT WAY?

335. - I GOT TO TAKE A WHAZ.

336. - ENJOY YOUR WHAZ.

337. - SO, WHERE ARE WE IN THE SCRIPT?

338. - STILL PAGE THREE. THE BOY SAYS, MOM,

339. THERE'S EVIL IN MY CLOSET, EVIL.

340. - RIGHT. - OH YEAH.

341. - OK, SO NEXT, WHY DON'T WE SAY

342. THE CLOSET STARTS TURNING INTO, LIKE, A FIERY DEN OF—

343. - IS THAT ROBBIE AGAIN?

344. - YEAH. HE WANTS TO REJOIN OUR CHAT.

345. - NO. - DENY IT.

346. - DENIED.

347. - MOVE BACK. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

348. - THE TANNING SALON. WHERE DO YOU THINK I'M GOING?

349. I GOTTA TAKE A WHAZ.

350. - THE NUB'S DAD IS IN THE BATHROOM.

351. - I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE.

352. I'M GOING TO GO PEE IN THE FIRST CLASS LAVATORY.

353. - YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO. - YEAH, YEAH, MOVE.

354. - AH! - WHAT WAS THAT?

355. - THAT WAS TRINA'S BUTT.

356. - OOH... THAT WAS HORRIBLE.

357. - YOUR SISTER'S A FREAK.

358. - YEAH, I KNOW.

359. - BUT SHE'S KIND OF HOT.

360. - DID YOU JUST CALL MY SISTER HOT?

361. - YEP.

362. BUT YOU'RE HOTTER.

363. - SO, WHO'S YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND THERE?

364. - NOT CUTE, ANDRE.

365. (BANGING) - WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

366. - OPEN THE DOOR. (BANGING)

367. - IS THAT JADE?

368. - YEAH.

369. I'M BUSY WORKING ON A PROJECT.

370. - I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. (BANGING)

371. - SORRY, DOOR'S LOCKED.

372. NOW IT'S NOT LOCKED.

373. - SHE HAS A KEY?

374. - NO, SHE'S HAS A FOOT.

375. - WHAT IS GOING ON?

376. - YOU JUST KICKED MY DOOR OPEN.

377. - PUT THE DOG DOWN AND TELL ME

378. ABOUT THIS CHEERLEADER CHICK WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR.

379. - I'M NOT GOING TO PUT THE DOG DOWN.

380. - OH, AREN'T YOU?

381. - IF YOU WANT TO MEET THE CHEERLEADER,

382. SHE'LL BACK ANY MINUTE TO PICK UP HER DOG.

383. - THEN I'LL WAIT FOR HER.

384. - WHATEVER YOU WANT.

385. - OK. CAN WE GET BACK TO WRITING THE SCRIPT NOW?

386. - YEAH, LET'S GET THIS DONE.

387. - OK. BOY'S IN THE CLOSET,

388. FACE BEING EATEN, MOM WALKS IN, AND—

389. - ANOTHER VIDEO CHAT REQUEST?

390. - WHO IS IT NOW?

391. - SOMEONE NAMED

392. LIL' STEPHANIE 21.

393. - WHO'S SHE? - I DON'T KNOW. LET ME SEE.

394. - HELLO.

395. - ROBBIE. - DUDE.

396. - OH, COME ON.

397. - YOU CREATED A FAKE SCREEN NAME?

398. - WELL, YOU DENIED MY REAL ONE.

399. - BUT WHY 'LIL STEPHANIE 21?

400. - BECAUSE 'LIL STEPHANIE ONE THROUGH 20 WERE TAKEN... WHAT?

401. - YOU COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A BOY'S NAME?

402. - SAYS A LOT, DOESN'T IT?

403. - LOOK, DON'T YOU GUYS AGREE

404. THAT IF A PERSON SAYS HE'LL SEE A MOVIE WITH YOU

405. ON SUNDAY NIGHT, HE SHOULD HONOR THAT COMMITMENT

406. AND NOT JUST LEAVE ME HANGING?

407. - WHAT HAPPENED TO ROBBIE?

408. - MY FINGER. - AH.

409. ALL PASSENGERS PLEASE—

410. - MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.

411. - AHH! - IT'S BACK.

412. - WILL YOU STOP WIGGLING YOUR BUTT

413. IN MY FRIENDS' FACES?

414. - GUESS WHO I JUST MET IN FIRST CLASS?

415. - WHO? - PEREZ HILTON.

416. - SHUT UP.

417. - I SWEAR. ROW ONE, SEAT B.

418. - OH, MAN, PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T BOTHER PEREZ HILTON?

419. - I HAD TO.

420. - TRINA.

421. - DO YOU REALIZE HOW POWERFUL HE IS IN HOLLYWOOD?

422. HE COULD MAKE ME FAMOUS OVERNIGHT.

423. - SO YOU TALKED TO HIM?

424. - I TRIED TO, BUT THEN HE CALLED

425. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT, WHO CALLED THE SKY MARSHAL,

426. AND THEN THEY ESCORTED ME OUT OF FIRST CLASS.

427. - SO WHY ARE YOU ALL SMILEY?

428. - I GOT HIS CAMERA.

429. - WHY? - BECAUSE, TOMORROW,

430. I'LL EMAIL HIM, SAY I FOUND HIS CAMERA,

431. AND HE'LL BE SO GRATEFUL WHEN I GIVE IT BACK

432. THAT HE'LL WRITE ABOUT ME IN HIS BLOG,

433. AND I'LL BE FAMOUS.

434. - WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GETTING FAMOUS

435. BY HAVING SOME TALENT?

436. - TALENT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING FAMOUS.

437. - OH, NOW WHO?

438. - SOMEBODY WANTS TO JOIN OUR CHAT.

439. - IT'S PROBABLY ROBBIE AGAIN.

440. - UGH. - WHAT'S THE SCREEN NAME?

441. - MR. SKINNY JEANS.

442. - THAT'S SINJIN. - (SIGH)

443. - HEY, GUYS.

444. I SEE YOU'RE VIDEO CHATTING.

445. - WHAT DO YOU NEED? 'CAUSE WE'RE REALLY KIND OF BUSY.

446. - ARE YOU ON A PLANE?

447. - YEAH, I'M ON A PLANE.

448. - AND THEY HAVE WI-FI?

449. - NO, SINJIN, I HAVE THE WORLD'S LONGEST

450. INTERNET CABLE HANGING OUT THE WINDOW.

451. - NAH, HUH.

452. AIRPLANE WINDOWS DON'T OPEN.

453. - HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

454. SINJIN.

455. - HI, JADE.

456. - WHERE DID YOU GET THAT LAMP?

457. - UM, AT THE LAMP STORE.

458. - IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE LAMP I HAVE IN MY DEN AT HOME.

459. - OH. WEIRD.

460. - ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?

461. TAKE YOUR COMPUTER WITH YOU.

462. PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOTHER.

463. - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING

464. ANY MORE CHAT REQUESTS, OK?

465. - GOOD. - AGREED.

466. - ANDRE, STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF.

467. - GRANDMA, I'M NOT TALKING TO MYSELF.

468. I'M TALKING TO TORI AND BECK.

469. - THAT'S A LIE. THEY'RE NOT HERE.

470. - I KNOW THAT. I'M TALKING TO THEM ONLINE, SEE?

471. - HI, MRS. HARRIS. - HOW YOU DOING?

472. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.

473. - GRANDMA. - (SCREAM)

474. - AH, GRANDMA,

475. JUST GO SIT DOWN ON YOUR COUCH.

476. - IT'S JUST ME, MRS. HARRIS.

477. - LEAVE ME ALONE!

478. - GUESS THAT JUST LEAVES YOU AND ME.

479. - AND ME.

480. - LET'S JUST GET AN F AND BE DONE WITH THIS.

481. - OH, COME ON. WE CAN FINISH THIS SCRIPT OURSELVES.

482. - YOU REALLY WANT TO?

483. - SURE. WHY DON'T WE JUST TRY TO—

484. - OH, NOW WHAT?

485. IS THAT YOUR CHEERLEADER FRIEND?

486. - COME IN. - YEAH, COME IN.

487. - HI, BECK.

488. - HI, ALLIE.

489. JADE, THIS IS MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR, ALLIE.

490. ALLIE, THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND, JADE.

491. - NICE TO MEET YOU.

492. - HELLO, ALLIE.

493. - THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF SPARKLES.

494. - ANYTIME, KIDDO.

495. - YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S PRETTY.

496. - I KNOW.

497. - BYE. - SEE YA.

498. - WOW, JADE.

499. LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME COMPETITION THERE.

500. - YOU GONNA SAY YOU'RE SORRY?

501. - YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SHE WAS NINE.

502. - YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHANCE.

503. - DON'T TRY TO TURN THIS AROUND ON ME.

504. - HEY— - YOU LOVE MAKING ME JEALOUS.

505. - BECK. - (OVERLAPPING SHOUTING)

506. - LISTEN. - (ARGUING CONTINUES)

507. - CAN YOU GUYS FIGHT LATER?

508. - STAY OUT OF THIS, TORI.

509. - BUT I JUST NEED BECK TO HELP ME

510. WRITE... OH.

511. - NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

512. - I AM GOING TO FINISH WRITING THIS SCRIPT MYSELF.

513. - WE HAVE 62 MINUTES UNTIL WE LAND,

514. AND I'M SURE IF I TYPE REALLY FAST,

515. I CAN GET THIS DONE.

516. - YOU! - PEREZ.

517. - OH MY GOD, YOU'RE PEREZ HILTON.

518. - YOU TOOK MY CAMERA.

519. - NO, NO, I DIDN'T.

520. - YES, YOU DID. IT'S IN YOUR HAND.

521. - I'LL GIVE IT BACK IF YOU WRITE ABOUT ME.

522. - NO, IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. GIVE ME MY CAMERA.

523. - OH, COME ON. - TRINA.

524. - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND... - GIVE ME MY CAMERA.

525. - THIS IS, LIKE, SOMETHING THAT I'VE

526. BEEN WAITING FOR MY WHOLE LIFE. NO NO NO.

527. - (SHOUTING) - OH MY GOD!

528. - PEREZ HILTON IS ON MY LAP!

529. - CAN YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR PARTY?

530. - NO, STOP IT!

531. - (SHOUTING)

532. - THIS IS A REALLY BIG DEAL TO ME!

533. - (SHOUTING)

534. GIVE ME MY CAMERA!

535. - AHH! YOU'RE CRAZY!

536. - I LOVE YOU, PEREZ!

537. - TRINA!

538. STOP HARASSING PEREZ HILTON!

539. AHH!

540. - HEY, IT'S ME, PEREZ HILTON.

541. NOW HERE COMES A VIDEO FROM THESLAP.COM.

542. - SLAP IT, BABY.

543. A LOT OF PEOPLE ASK ME IF THIS IS MY NATURAL HAIR COLOR.

544. NO, IT'S NOT.

545. I MAKE IT THIS COLOR BECAUSE I LOVE RED VELVET CUPCAKES,

546. AND THIS IS THE EXACT SAME COLOR OF A RED VELVET CUPCAKE.

547. BUT IT TASTES LIKE HAIR.

548. ENJOY YOUR WHAZ.