1. - OKAY, BYE.
- LATER.
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TO ANOTHER TABLE,
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LITTLE RED,
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19. - WELL, DO NOT EAT IT.
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20. - WHY?
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21. - 'CAUSE IT SAYS
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24. THAT POISONS
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27. I WENT TO VISIT MY
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30. IT'S LIKE,
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YOU CAN BUY.
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32. OOH, LIKE THIS—
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35. - IT ALSO
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37. YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA
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39. IN LOS ANGELES?
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40. - I TOLD YOU
GLOBAL WARMING WAS BOGUS.
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41. - STOP WATCHING "FOX NEWS".
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42. - NO, IT'S FAIR
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43. - DUDE...
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44. - BUT YOU CAN EAT IT.
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45. - I DON'T WANNA
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47. - THIS TIME?
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48. - THE SENIORS,
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49. THE ONES WHO RUN
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50. - DOTCOM?
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51. YES, DOTCOM!
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52. THEY WANNA CANCEL MY BLOG.
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53. - WHY?
OH, WAIT, I DON'T CARE.
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54. - WHY?
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55. - 'CAUSE IT'S BORING.
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56. HA!
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57. DO YOU GUYS THINK THAT MY BLOG
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58. - HEY, LOOK, IT'S THAT GUY
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59. - IT IS THAT GUY.
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60. - WAIT UP, GUY.
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61. - THERE'S NO GUY.
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62. - I'M SORRY
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63. - I JUST DON'T
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64. - WELL, WHAT KIND OF THINGS
DO YOU REPORT ON?
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65. - YOU KNOW, SCHOOL NEWS.
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I DID A REPORT
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67. ABOUT THE LIBRARY
BEING PAINTED.
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68. - BORING!
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69. - WHAT ELSE?
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70. - UM, I DID A PIECE
ABOUT PRINCIPAL EICHNER'S
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72. - OH! I DID A THREE-PART
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73. - WHICH WAS
THREE PARTS TOO MANY.
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74. - LOOK, IF YOU WANNA
SAVE YOUR BLOG,
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75. WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE
IT ABOUT THE STUDENTS HERE?
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76. YOU KNOW, LIKE ALL THE STUFF
THAT GOES ON IN THEIR LIVES.
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77. - YOU THINK?
- SURE.
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78. - OKAY,
I COULD TRY THAT.
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79. - GOOD.
OH, AND, UH,
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80. DON'T EAT THE SNOW UNLESS
YOU WANNA BLEED INTERNALLY.
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81. - OKAY.
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82. SHE'S SO CUTE.
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83. - A GIRL LIKE THAT
WANTS A MAN, NOT A BOY.
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84. - I'LL GET THERE.
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85. - I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING ME
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86. - WE'LL EAT LATER.
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87. I WANNA SHOW YOU THE FOOTAGE
I SHOT FOR MY BLOG.
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88. - AND WHY WOULD I CARE
ABOUT THAT?
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89. - 'CAUSE IF THIS
INTERVIEW'S ANY GOOD,
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90. IT MIGHT CONVINCE THE SENIORS
TO LET ME KEEP DOING MY BLOG
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91. ON THE SLAP.
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92. - MAN, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST RUB MY BACK?
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93. - JUST WATCH,
THIS IS QUALITY STUFF.
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94. - HELLO.
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95. HI.
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96. NOW, YOUR NAME IS...
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97. - SINJIN VAN CLEEF.
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98. - NOW SINJIN, I UNDERSTAND
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99. - YES.
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100. - UM, WHAT DO YOU COLLECT?
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101. - OH.
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102. I COLLECT THESE.
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103. - AND THOSE ARE...
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104. - TEETH, FROM THE RELATIVES
OF PAST PRESIDENTS.
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105. THAT'S CREEPY, MAN.
- SHUSH.
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106. SO TELL US ABOUT
SOME OF YOUR TEETH.
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107. - THIS TOOTH CAME
FROM THE MOUTH OF A COUSIN
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108. OF RONALD REAGAN.
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109. - EWW!
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110. - THIS TOOTH IS A MOLAR
THAT CAME FROM THE MOUTH
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111. OF JIMMY CARTER'S
BROTHER BILLY.
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112. - WOW, IT'S SO YELLOW.
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113. - I KNOW.
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114. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
- WHAT?
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115. - LOOK, YOU SEE TORI
IN THE BACKGROUND?
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116. - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FOCUSING
ON MY INTERVIEW WITH SINJIN.
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117. - SHUT UP, DING-BAT!
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118. REWIND THE VIDEO,
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119. KILL THE VOLUME,
ZOOM IN ON TORI
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120. AND PLAY IT AGAIN.
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121. YEAH, NOW WATCH HER,
WATCH HER.
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122. HA!
SHE'S SQUEEZIN' ON A PIMPLE.
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123. HA, HA, HA, A ZIT.
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124. - SO?
- DUDE!
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125. THAT'S THE KIND OF FUNK
AMERICA WANTS TO SEE.
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126. - HUH?
- PEOPLE CAUGHT ON VIDEO.
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127. PUT THAT ON YOUR STUPID BLOG
IF YOU WANT IT TO BE POPULAR.
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128. - TORI SQUEEZING A PIMPLE?
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129. THAT'S JUST MEAN.
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130. - IT'S NEWS, MAN.
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131. COME ON ROB,
YOU WANNA BE A LOSER
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132. THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
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133. - I'M NOT A LOSER NOW.
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134. - YEAH,
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
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135. OKAY, NOW WATCH,
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136. AND YOU'LL SEE TORI
REACH FOR HER PIMPLE.
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137. WAIT FOR IT,
AND THERE IT IS,
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138. THE SQUEEZING.
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139. - EWW!
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140. - SO GROSS.
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141. - BECK,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT...
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142. WAIT UP.
- OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
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143. YA CAUGHT ME.
WHAT?
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144. - I WANNA SHOW YOU
WHAT I GOT.
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145. - SURE.
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146. - OKAY, NOW,
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147. CLOSER.
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148. CLOSER.
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149. - STEP AWAY!
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150. YOU ARE TOO CLOSE
TO THIS PERSON.
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151. THE POLICE
ARE ON THEIR WAY.
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152. - HEY, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
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153. UH, WOULD YA
TURN THAT OFF?
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154. - MOVE BACK.
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155. - IT'S THE WORLD'S
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156. OH, AND LOOK!
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157. THE WORLD'S
BRIGHTEST KEY CHAIN.
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158. - YEAH, OW, OKAY.
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159. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S BRIGHT,
YOU CAN TURN THAT OFF NOW.
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160. - TOO BRIGHT?
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161. - NO, I LOVED THAT.
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162. UM, YOU THINK MAYBE
YOU'RE BUYING, YOU KNOW,
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163. TOO MANY THINGS FROM
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164. - NO.
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165. OH, HEY, UH,
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166. CAN I BORROW SOME
MONEY FOR LUNCH?
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167. - UH, YEAH, HOW MUCH?
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168. - $49.95 PLUS SHIPPING?
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169. - NO, I DON'T THINK
IT'S GOING TO RAIN.
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170. - HEY, ROBBIE.
- ROBBIE.
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171. - OH, HI.
- THESLAP.COM.
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172. - THAT THING YOU DID ON TORI
WAS HILARIOUS.
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173. - YOU LIKED MY PIMPLE PIECE?
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174. - AWESOME.
- ROCKED.
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175. - THANKS.
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176. - OH, HEY, FUNNY STUFF
ON THE SLAP.
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177. - YOU LIKED IT?
- LOVED.
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178. - UH-HUH.
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179. - HEY, SHAPIRO.
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180. OVER HERE.
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181. - PLEASE DON'T EMBARRASS ME.
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182. - YOU'RE THE EMBARRASSMENT
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183. - HI, YOU GUYS.
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184. LISTEN, I PUT A NEW PIECE UP
ON THE SLAP LAST NIGHT—
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185. - ROBBIE.
- WE'RE NOT KICKING YOU
OFF THE SLAP.
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186. - YOU'RE NOT?
- DUDE,
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187. THAT PIECE YOU POSTED
ABOUT TORI'S PIMPLE—
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188. - MY PIMPLE POST?
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189. - TONS OF VIEWS SO FAR.
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190. - TONS?
- IT'S TRENDING.
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191. - FOR REAL?
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192. - YEAH. YOU KEEP POSTING
STUFF LIKE THAT,
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193. YOU CAN BE ON THE SLAP
AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.
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194. - WOW.
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195. - AND IF YOU NEED ANY HELP,
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196. WE'LL LET YOU BOSS AROUND
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197. - THE SLAP APPRENTICES?
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198. - WHATEVER YA NEED.
- GREAT WORK, ROB.
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199. - KEEP IT HOT.
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200. - I'M A HIT!
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201. - HEH-HEH, YEAH.
- ROBBIE!
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202. - YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET HIT.
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203. OH!
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204. UH, HEY YA, TORI.
HOW ARE THINGS?
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205. - I SEE YOU'RE STILL
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206. YOU HIT ME, I'LL SUE.
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207. - HOW COULD YOU POST THAT VIDEO
OF ME SQUEEZING MY PIMPLE?
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208. - YOU TOLD ME TO MAKE
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209. THE STUFF THAT GOES ON
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210. - YEAH, NOT THE STUFF
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212. - I TOLD YOU TO DO STORIES
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213. ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN
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214. NOT TO EMBARRASS
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215. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY,
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216. IS BEING POPULAR
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217. - WELCOME TO "ROBARAZZI,"
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218. ROBARAZZI, YOUR HOME FOR
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219. TASTY GOSSIP
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220. AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS...
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221. "ROBARAZZI,"
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222. STARRING ROBBIE SHAPIRO.
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223. - OH, MY GOD.
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224. - COMING UP ON "ROBARAZZI,"
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225. TORI VEGA'S PIMPLE—
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226. SHRINKING OR GROWING?
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227. - DON'T TOUCH IT!
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228. - ALSO, DOES ANDRE HARRIS
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229. HAVE A KETCHUP PROBLEM? HMM?
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230. DOES SINJIN VAN CLEEF
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231. PROBABLY.
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232. IS IT SPLITSVILLE
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233. ALL THIS, AND TONS
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234. "ROBARAZZI,"
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235. STARRING ROBBIE SHAPIRO.
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236. - HE'S A DEAD MAN.
- BECK AND I
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237. AREN'T SPLITTING UP.
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238. - DUDE...
- KIDDING.
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239. - I USE AN APPROPRIATE
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240. - LET'S GO FIX THIS
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241. CAT, ARE YOU COMING?
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242. - OH, MY GOD!
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243. UNDERWEAR THAT FLOATS!
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244. - OKAY, WHAT DO WE GOT,
WHAT DO WE GOT?
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245. - UM, I GOT CAT
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246. FROM THAT SKY STORE
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247. - WHOA, ISN'T THAT LIKE
HER FIFTH DELIVERY THIS WEEK?
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248. - YEAH, CHICK'S OUTTA CONTROL.
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249. NO DOUBT.
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250. - NO!
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251. TO BE TWO PACKAGES.
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252. - I ONLY GOT ONE.
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253. - IT WAS SUPPOSED
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255. WHO ARE YOU WITH?
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256. "ROBARAZZI".
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257. - OOH.
GIRL'S GOT A PROBLEM.
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258. - NO DOUBT.
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259. - AND, UH, I'M GONNA GO OUT
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260. THAT'S PROBABLY NOT
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261. - FUNNY STUFF, ROB.
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262. - OKAY, WHAT ELSE WE GOT?
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263. - HEY!
- I DON'T USE ANY MORE KETCHUP
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264. THAN THE NEXT GUY.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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265. COME ON, YOU GUYS, WE'RE IN
THE MIDDLE OF TAPING MY SHOW.
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266. - BECK AND I
ARE NOT "SPLITSVILLE".
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267. - IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT?
- KIDDING.
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268. - UH, ARE YOU
GUYS GETTING THIS?
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269. 'CAUSE THIS IS REALLY
GREAT STUFF.
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270. - ROBBIE! YOU'RE NOT GONNA
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271. IF YOU KEEP EXPLOITING US
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272. - OKAY, WE HAVE TORI
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273. F-HAHA-REAKING OUT.
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274. - IS HE SERIOUS?
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275. - REALLY?
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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276. - STOP!
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277. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
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278. ARE YOU GONNA STOP
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279. - COMING UP ON "ROBARAZZI,"
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280. TORI, ANDRE,
BECK, JADE,
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281. ALL CAUGHT
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282. IS ANYONE SAFE?
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283. - UGH,
I AM SO MAD AT ROBBIE.
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284. I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE'S
STARING AT MY PIMPLE.
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285. - EVERYONE IS.
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286. - HOW DO YOU THINK
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287. FIVE PEOPLE TODAY
HAVE ASKED ME
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288. ABOUT MY KETCHUP ADDICTION.
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289. ONE KID CALLED ME
"MISTER KETCHUP".
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290. - IT'S ALL TORI'S FAULT.
- REALLY?
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291. - THEY WERE ABOUT TO
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293. REPORTING
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294. THEN YOU GAVE HIM IDEAS
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295. SHOOT VIDEO OF YOU
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296. GIMME THE SALT.
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297. - HEY ANDRE, WE THOUGHT
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298. SAVE SOME FOR DINNER.
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299. - I DO NOT HAVE
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300. - ANDRE, ANDRE, RIGHT HERE.
- HEY!
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301. - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
GET OUT OF HERE. GO!
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302. - WHO WERE THEY?
- ROBARAZZIS.
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303. - ROBBIE'S LITTLE
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304. - AW, MAN, NOW ROBBIE'S
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305. INDUSTRIAL-SIZE KETCHUP.
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306. WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
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307. - I THINK WE JUST
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308. THAT WE'RE NOT GONNA BE
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309. UNTIL HE STOPS
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310. - THAT'S FROM
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311. - UH-HUH.
- WHAT IS IT?
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312. - IT'S THE WORLD'S MOST
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313. FOR JUICING ON THE GO.
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314. - YOU'RE SO SCREWED UP.
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315. - NO, IT'S REALLY COOL.
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317. - YOU JUICED MY PIZZA.
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318. - WHY CHEW
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319. - WHAT'S UP,
MY PEEPS?
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320. HOW'S EVERYONE DOIN'
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321. DO YOU REALLY NEED
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322. HEY.
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324. JADE!
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325. WHAT'S WRONG
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326. - STOP EMBARRASSING US
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327. ON YOUR DUMB ROBARAZZI BLOG.
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328. - SERIOUSLY, ROB,
IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, OKAY?
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329. - YOU GUYS
EMBARRASS YOURSELVES.
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330. I JUST GET IT ON TAPE
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331. - WELL, WE DON'T WANNA
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332. - FINE— LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE
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333. SMART AND ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE.
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334. SEE YA ON THE WEB.
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335. - DO YOU WANT ME
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336. - I REALLY DON'T.
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337. AH!
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338. YAY.
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339. - CAT...
- OH, HEY, LANE.
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340. - YOU KNOW
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342. - OH, SORRY,
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344. - YEAH, YOU KNOW, SOME TEACHERS
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345. THINK YOU'RE BUYING TOO MANY
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346. I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN
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347. - TCH, NOT ANYMORE.
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348. I STARTED USING
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349. - OKAY, BUT STILL...
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350. - NO, AND I REALLY
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351. - IT'S THE BALL FRESHENER.
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352. - CAT, I THINK WE NEED TO TALK
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353. - SEE THIS FILTHY,
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354. - YEAH.
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355. - LOOK IT.
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356. FRESH AS A DAISY.
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357. - DO YOU EVEN PLAY TENNIS?
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358. - NO, BUT I'M GONNA LEARN
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359. WITH THE WORLD'S
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360. - CAT, DOES A PERSON
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361. A TENNIS RACQUET THAT—
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362. - WHO ARE YOU,
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364. WAIT.
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366. HOW IS IT
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367. JADE, OKAY, OKAY, YES.
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368. I'LL WATCH IT, RIGHT NOW.
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369. - WELCOME TO "ROBARAZZI,"
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370. STARRING ROBBIE SHAPIRO.
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371. WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT. YOU GOT WHAT?
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372. - I GOT BECK AND JADE IN
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373. AND YOU NEED TO SEE THIS.
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374. - COME ON, LET'S JUST GO,
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375. - NO...
- WHY NOT?
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376. - 'CAUSE I DIDN'T SHOWER
THIS MORNING,
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377. AND I HAD
TUNA FISH FOR LUNCH, AND—
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378. THERE'S A DUDE
IN THE BACK SEAT.
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379. - WHAT THE— HEY, MAN!
- GET OUT!
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380. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THIS IS MY CAR.
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381. - I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?
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382. - HEY, TOR.
- HI, MOM.
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383. - TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT.
- WHY?
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384. - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SHAVED UNDER YOUR ARMS?
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385. - I DUNNO, LAST NIGHT,
THIS MORNING?
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386. - ARE YOU STUBBLY YET?
- UH, MAYBE A LITTLE.
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387. - OH, GOOD.
SHIRT OFF, COME ON.
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388. - OKAY. YOU WANNA TELL ME
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
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389. - I FOUND THIS NEW
DEPILATORY CREAM FROM SWEDEN,
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390. AND IT TOTALLY MADE ME
THINK OF YOU.
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391. - WHY ME?
- DEPILA-TORI?
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392. - OH, MY GOD.
- OKAY, ARMS UP, ALL THE WAY.
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393. ALL RIGHT.
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394. NOW,
WE JUST SMEAR THIS STUFF
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395. UNDER BOTH YOUR ARMS,
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396. AND IN 15 MINUTES,
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397. YOUR PITS WILL BE SMOOTH
AS A BABY'S BUTT.
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398. - I CAN'T WAIT.
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399. - WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE
YOU'RE IN A WEIRD MOOD?
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400. - 'CAUSE—
YOU KNOW MY FRIEND ROBBIE?
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401. - GLASSES, PUPPET, AFRO?
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402. - YEAH.
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403. HE STARTED DOING
THIS ONLINE BLOG THING—
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404. - TORI!
- HEY, WHO'S OUT THERE?
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405. - OH.
- HEY!
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406. HEY, GET OUT OF HERE.
- ARMS UP.
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407. - GO, GET AWAY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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408. GO, GET OFF MY PATIO!
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409. CAN YOU BELIEVE—
- KEEP YOUR ARMS UP.
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410. - THEY'RE UP.
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411. OKAY, I NEED TO PUT
AN END TO THIS NOW.
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412. - END TO WHAT?
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413. WHY DO THOSE KIDS
WANT PICTURES OF YOU?
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414. - WHAT UP
WITH TORI VEGA'S ARMPITS?
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415. - WHERE ARE THEY?
- PATIENCE.
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416. - BUT THEY FINISHED
GYM 10 MINUTES AGO.
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417. - IT TAKES TIME
TO GET FROM THE LOCKER ROOM
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418. ALL THE WAY HERE.
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419. HEY, DID THAT
PIT CREAM WORK?
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420. - NEVER SPEAK OF IT.
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421. - OOH!
TURN IT ON, TURN IT ON.
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422. - WE GOT HIM.
- HE'S RIGHT BEHIND US.
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423. - IT'S NOT FUNNY!
YOU GUYS BETTER
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424. GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES,
OR I SWEAR I'LL—
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425. AH!
TURN OFF THE CAMERA!
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426. - WHY?
YOU LOOK SO CUTE.
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427. - DANCE FOR US,
ROBBIE.
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428. - GIMME BACK MY CLOTHES!
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429. - SHOULD WE?
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430. - NO.
- NAH.
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431. - YEAH, I THINK WE NEED
TO PUT THIS VIDEO ONLINE.
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432. - WHAT? NO.
- SORRY.
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433. - THE PEOPLE WANNA SEE
WHAT THE PEOPLE WANNA SEE.
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434. - YOU CANNOT PUT
THIS VIDEO ONLINE.
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435. - OKAY.
- NO PROBLEM.
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436. - WE'LL KILL THE VIDEO.
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437. - AS LONG AS
YOU KILL ROBARAZZI.
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438. - WHAT? NO!
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439. - YES.
- MY BLOG IS A HIT!
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440. - ALL RIGHT, THEN I'M JUST GONNA
ZOOM IN RIGHT HERE.
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441. - NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, DON'T.
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442. - ARE YOU GONNA STOP?
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443. - WELL, IF I DON'T
DO ROBARAZZI,
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444. WHAT AM I GONNA DO
FOR MY BLOG ON THE SLAP?
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445. LOW FAT RECIPES.
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446. OKAY, WHAT DO WE GOT,
WHAT DO WE GOT?
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447. - UH, I GOT A LASAGNA
WITH ONLY 90 CALORIES
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448. AND FOUR GRAMS OF FAT.
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449. - OOH, LASAGNA.
WHAT ELSE?
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450. - I GOT BAKED ONION RINGS,
TWO POINTS.
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451. - MUST HAVE A LOT OF FIBER.
GO.
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452. - I FOUND A NON-FAT
BLUEBERRY MUFFIN RECIPE.
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453. - B-B MUFFINS,
NOW THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS.
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454. - WAIT'LL YOU TASTE 'EM.
- UH, YOU TASTE 'EM.
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455. - COME ON,
LEMME HAVE IT.
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456. - BUT MAYBE I CAN TALK
MY PARENTS INTO GIVING ME
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457. MY CREDIT CARD BACK.
- CAT...
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458. - IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
TO SKY STORE.
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459. - DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S THE BEST THING TO DO?
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460. - LOOK, I KNOW IT HURTS NOW,
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461. BUT YOU'LL FEEL BETTER SOON.
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462. - I KNOW.
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463. - WANNA COME HANG
FOR A WHILE?
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464. - NAH, THANKS.
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465. I JUST WANNA SIT HERE.
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466. - OKAY.
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467. BYE.
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468. - SEE YA, SPORT.
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469. - HEY, SINJIN.
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470. - YES?
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471. - DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
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472. - NO.
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473. - YOU HAVE A CREDIT CARD?
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474. - YEAH...
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475. - WHY DON'T YOU
CALL ME SOMETIME?
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476. - REALLY?
- MM-HMM.
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477. - OKAY,
I'LL GO BUY A PHONE.
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478. - OH, MY GOD,
A LITTER BOX
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479. THAT PLAYS CLASSICAL MUSIC.
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480. - MMM!
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481. - FRESH AS A DAISY.
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