Victorious 1x7

Lane Napper as Lane Alexander • Michael Eric Reid as Sinjin Van Cleef • Jennifer Carta as Holly Vega

Robbie is running into problems with his video news blog because it is stale and not very popular. However, Tori tells him that he can make it more interesting by uploading videos of his classmates' lives. Unfortunately, Robbie gets into trouble with his classmates when he goes too far. Meanwhile, Cat gets addicted to online-shopping.

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1. Don't you guys wanna know

2. What that is?

3. Is it a transporter

4. From the future

5. That can beam you

6. To another table,

7. 'Cause if it is,

8. What button do I push?

9. That's so hurtful.

10. You know,

11. You don't always have to be

12. Mean to everyone.

13. See, Tori's interested

14. In my device.

15. I'm really not.

16. Aw, c'mon little Red,

17. Tell us about your doo-Hickey.

18. Okay, it's called:

19. The snowbee.

20. Watch.

21. It makes pretend snow.

22. I see that.

23. It's all over my tostada.

24. And my pizza.

25. Well, do not eat it.

26. Why?

27. 'Cause it says

28. The fake snow is toxic

29. And can cause

30. Abdominal bleeding.

31. So what made you

32. Buy a machine

33. That poisons people's lunches?

34. This catalog.

35. Sky store?

36. Yeah.

37. I went to visit my uncle

38. And uncle this weekend

39. In San Francisco,

40. And they had these on the plane.

41. It's like filled with all kinds

42. Of cool stuff you can buy.

43. Oh, like this:

44. A tree face.

45. You put it on your tree

46. To give it a face.

47. What if you don't have

48. A tree?

49. It also works on bushes.

50. Unbelievable.

51. You guys have no idea

52. How upset I am about...

53. It snowed?

54. In los angeles?

55. I told you

56. Global warming was bogus.

57. Stop watching FOX news.

58. No, it's fair and balanced.

59. Dude...

60. It's not real snow.

61. But you can eat it.

62. I don't wanna eat anything.

63. What are you all upset about?

64. This time?

65. The seniors,

66. The ones who run the slap...

67. Dotcom?

68. No, dot gov.

69. Yes, dotcom.

70. They wanna cancel my blog.

71. Why?

72. Oh wait, I don't care.

73. Why?

74. 'Cause it's boring.

75. It is not bor...

76. Do you guys think

77. That my blog on the slap

78. Is boring?

79. Hey look, it's that guy

80. Over there.

81. It is that guy.

82. Wait up, guy.

83. There's no guy.

84. I'm sorry

85. They wanna cancel your blog.

86. I just don't understand why.

87. Well, what kind of things

88. Do you report on?

89. You know, school news.

90. Like last week, I did a report

91. About the library being painted.

92. Borrrr-Riiiing.

93. What else?

94. I did a piece

95. About principal eikner's

96. New office makeover.

97. Oh, I did a three-Part series

98. On carpooling.

99. Which was three parts

100. Too many.

101. Look, if you wanna

102. Save your blog,

103. Why don't you just make it

104. About the students here?

105. You know, like all the stuff

106. That goes on in their lives.

107. You think?

108. Sure.

109. Okay, I could try that.

110. Good.

111. Oh, and...

112. Don't eat the snow unless you

113. Wanna bleed internally.

114. Okay.

115. She's so cute.

116. Girl like that wants a man,

117. Not a boy.

118. I'll get there.

119. I thought you were taking me

120. To inside out burger.

121. We'll eat later.

122. I wanna show you the footage

123. I shot for my blog.

124. And why would I care

125. About that?

126. 'Cause if this

127. Interview's any good,

128. It might convince the seniors

129. To let me keep doing my blog

130. On the Slap.

131. Man, why don't you

132. Just rub my back?

133. Just watch.

134. This is quality stuff.

135. Hello.

136. Hi.

137. Now, your name is...

138. Sinjin van Cleef.

139. Now Sinjin, I understand

140. That you collect something.

141. Yes.

142. What do you collect?

143. I collect these.

144. And those are...

145. Teeth, from the relatives

146. Of past presidents.

147. That's creepy, man.

148. Shush.

149. So tell us about

150. Some of your teeth.

151. This tooth came

152. From the mouth of a cousin

153. Of Ronald Reagan.

154. This tooth is a molar

155. That came from the mouth

156. Of Jimmy Carter's brother Billy.

157. Wow, it's so yellow.

158. I know.

159. What?

160. Look, you see Tori

161. In the background?

162. You're supposed to be

163. Focusing on my interview

164. With Sinjin.

165. Shut up, ding bat.

166. Rewind the video,

167. Kill the volume,

168. Zoom in on Tori

169. And play it again.

170. Yeah, now watch her, watch her.

171. Ha, she's squeezin' on a pimple.

172. Ha, ha, ha, a zit.

173. So?

174. Dude.

175. That's the kind of funk

176. America wants to see.

177. People caught on video.

178. Put that on your stupid blog

179. If you want it to be popular.

180. Tori squeezing a pimple?

181. That's just mean.

182. It's news, man.

183. Come on Rob,

184. You wanna be a loser

185. The rest of your life?

186. I'm not a loser now.

187. Yeah. What was I thinking?

188. Okay, now watch,

189. And you'll see Tori

190. Reach for her pimple.

191. Wait for it, and there it is:

192. The squeezing.

193. So gross.

194. Beck, wait, wait, wait...

195. Wait up!

196. Oh, okay, all right,

197. Ya caught me.

198. What?

199. I wanna show you what I got.

200. Sure.

201. Okay, now, walk towards me.

202. Closer, closer.

203. Step away.

204. You are too close

205. To this person.

206. The police are on their way.

207. I didn't do anything.

208. Would ya turn that off?

209. Move back.

210. It's the world's

211. Best alarm necklace.

212. Oh, and look,

213. The world's brightest key chain.

214. Yea, okay!

215. All right, that's bright.

216. You can turn that off now.

217. Too bright?

218. No, I loved that.

219. You think

220. Maybe you're buying, you know,

221. Too many things from sky store?

222. No.

223. Oh, hey...

224. Can I borrow some money

225. For lunch?

226. Yeah, how much?

227. 49.95 plus shipping?

228. No, I don't think

229. It's going to rain.

230. Hey, Robbie!

231. Oh, hi!

232. TheSlap.com.

233. That thing you did on Tori

234. Was hilarious.

235. You liked my pimple piece?

236. Awesome.

237. Rocked.

238. Thanks.

239. Oh, hey, funny stuff

240. On the slap.

241. You liked it?

242. Loved.

243. Hey, Shapiro!

244. Over here.

245. Please don't embarrass me.

246. You're the embarrassment

247. In our relationship.

248. Hi, you guys.

249. Listen, I put a new piece up

250. On the slap last night...

251. Robbie.

252. We're not kicking you

253. Off the Slap.

254. You're not?

255. Dude, that piece you posted

256. About Tori's pimple...

257. My pimple post?

258. Tons of views so far.

259. Tons?

260. It's trending.

261. For real?

262. Yeah.

263. You keep posting stuff

264. Like that,

265. You can be on the slap

266. As much as you want.

267. And if you need any help,

268. We'll let you boss

269. Around the ninth graders.

270. The slap apprentices?

271. Whatever ya need.

272. Great work, Rob.

273. Keep it hot.

274. I'm a hit.

275. Robbie.

276. You're about to get hit.

277. Hey, ya Tori.

278. How are things?

279. I see you're still

280. Rockin' that chin zit.

281. You hit me, I'll sue.

282. How could you post that video

283. Of me squeezing my pimple?

284. You told me to make my blog

285. About the students,

286. The stuff that goes on

287. In their lives.

288. Yeah, not the stuff

289. That grows on my face.

290. But it's really popular.

291. I told you to do stories

292. About what's going on

293. In students' lives,

294. Not to embarrass

295. And degrade people.

296. I mean, seriously,

297. Is being popular

298. That important to you?

299. Welcome to...

300. Starring Robbie Shapiro.

301. Robarazzi, your home

302. For up-to-the-minute

303. Tasty gossip about the students

304. At hollywood arts...

305. Starring Robbie Shapiro.

306. Oh, my God!

307. Coming up on Robarazzi,

308. Tori Vega's pimple:

309. Shrinking or growing?

310. Don't touch it.

311. Also, does Andre Harris

312. Have a ketchup problem?

313. Does Sinjin van Cleef

314. Steal famous teeth?

315. Probably.

316. Is it splitsville

317. For Beck and Jade?

318. All this, and tons more on...

319. Starring Robbie Shapiro.

320. He's a dead man.

321. Beck and I aren't

322. Splitting up.

323. Well...

324. Dude...

325. Kidding.

326. I use an appropriate amount

327. Of ketchup.

328. Let's go fix this right now.

329. Cat, are you coming?

330. Oh my God!

331. Underwear that floats.

332. Okay, what do we got,

333. What do we got?

334. I got Cat

335. Receiving another order

336. From that sky store

337. Catalog thing.

338. Whoa, isn't that like

339. Her fifth delivery this week?

340. Yeah, chick's outta control.

341. No doubt.

342. No, there were supposed

343. To be two packages.

344. I only got one.

345. It was supposed

346. To get here on...

347. Hey, why are you shooting this?

348. Who are you with?

349. Robarazzi.

350. Girl's got a problem.

351. No doubt.

352. And, I'm gonna go out

353. On a limb here and say

354. That's probably not

355. Her natural hair color.

356. Funny stuff, Rob.

357. Okay, what else we got?

358. I don't use any more ketchup

359. Than the next guy.

360. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

361. Come on you guys,

362. We're in the middle

363. Of taping my show.

364. Beck and I

365. Are not "splitsville."

366. Well...

367. Is there something

368. You wanna talk about?

369. Kidding.

370. Are you guys getting this

371. 'Cause this is really

372. Great stuff.

373. Robbie.

374. You're not gonna have

375. Any friends left

376. If you keep exploiting us

377. For your dumb blog.

378. Okay, we have Tori

379. Freaking out.

380. Is he serious?

381. Really?

382. This is ridiculous.

383. Stop!

384. This is your last chance.

385. Are you gonna stop

386. This Robarazzi thing or not?

387. Coming up on Robarazzi,

388. Tori, Andre, Beck, Jade,

389. All caught

390. On a psychotic rampage.

391. Is anyone safe?

392. I am so mad at Robbie.

393. I feel like everyone's staring

394. At my pimple.

395. Everyone is.

396. How do you think I feel?

397. Five people today have asked me

398. About my ketchup addiction.

399. One kid called me

400. "Mister ketchup."

401. It's all Tori's fault.

402. Really?

403. They were about to

404. Kick Robbie off the slap.

405. You were the one who told him

406. To start reporting

407. On our personal lives.

408. Then you gave him ideas

409. By letting him

410. Shoot video of you

411. Playing with your pimple.

412. Gimme the salt.

413. Hey Andre, we thought

414. You might need this.

415. Save some for dinner.

416. I do not have

417. A ketchup problem.

418. Andre, Andre, right here.

419. Get out of here.

420. Who were they?

421. Robarazzis.

422. Robbie's little

423. Ninth-Grade photographers.

424. Aw, man!

425. Now, Robbie's got pics of me

426. With this

427. Industrial-size ketchup.

428. We gotta do something.

429. Clearly.

430. I think we just

431. Have to show Robbie

432. That we're not gonna be

433. His friends until he stops

434. Embarrassing everybody.

435. That's from sky store?

436. What is it?

437. It's the world's most

438. Powerful portable juicer,

439. For juicing on the go.

440. You're so screwed up.

441. No, it's really cool.

442. Look it...

443. See?

444. You juiced my pizza.

445. Why chew what you can drink?

446. What's up, m'peeps?

447. How's everyone doin'

448. This fine day?

449. Do you really need

450. That much ketchup?

451. Wait, Jade, what are you doing?

452. Jade.

453. What's wrong with you guys?

454. Stop embarrassing us

455. On your dumb Robarazzi blog.

456. Seriously, Rob,

457. It's not funny anymore, okay.

458. You guys

459. Embarrass yourselves.

460. I just get it on tape

461. And show the world.

462. Well, we don't wanna

463. Be your friends till you stop.

464. Fine.

465. Lots of other people

466. Wanna be my friends,

467. Smart and attractive people.

468. See ya on the web.

469. Do you want me

470. To juice your bagel?

471. I really don't.

472. Cat...

473. Oh, hey Lane.

474. You know, you're supposed

475. To be in your improv class

476. Right now?

477. Oh, sorry,

478. I just got this new thing

479. From sky store, and...

480. Yeah, you know,

481. Some teachers and students here

482. Think you're buying

483. Too many things from sky store.

484. I hear you've been

485. Borrowing money from people?

486. Not anymore.

487. I started using

488. My parents' credit card.

489. Okay, but still...

490. Y'know what this is?

491. No, and I really

492. Don't have time.

493. I've got...

494. It's the ball freshener.

495. Cat, I think we need to talk

496. About this, cause...

497. See this filthy

498. Icky tennis ball?

499. Yeah.

500. Look it.

501. Fresh as a daisy.

502. Do you even play tennis?

503. No, but I'm gonna learn

504. With the world's

505. Thinnest tennis racquet.

506. Cat, does a person

507. Really need to have

508. A tennis racquet that...

509. Wow, it's so light.

510. Who are you,

511. And why is your number blocked?

512. Jade?

513. Wait.

514. Jade, I didn't...

515. Why are you screaming at me?

516. How is it my fault that Robbie...

517. Jade, okay, okay, yes.

518. I'll watch it, right now.

519. Welcome to Robarazzi,

520. Starring Robbie Shapiro.

521. Wait, wait, wait!

522. You got what?

523. I got Beck and Jade

524. In the front seat of Beck's car,

525. And you need to see this.

526. Come on, let's just go.

527. It'll be fun.

528. No!

529. Why not?

530. 'Cause I didn't shower

531. This morning,

532. And I had tuna fish for lunch,

533. And... there's a dude

534. In the back seat.

535. What the...hey man.

536. Get out.

537. What are you doing?

538. This is my car.

539. Are you out of your mind?

540. What's wrong with you?

541. I'm gonna kill you.

542. Can you believe this?

543. Hey, Tor.

544. Hi, mom.

545. Take off your shirt.

546. Why?

547. When was the last time

548. You shaved under your arms?

549. I dunno, last night,

550. This morning?

551. Are you stubbly yet?

552. Maybe a little.

553. Oh, good.

554. Shirt off, come on.

555. Okay.

556. You wanna tell me

557. What this is about?

558. I found this new

559. Depilatory cream from sweden,

560. And it totally made me

561. Think of you.

562. Why me?

563. Depila-Tori?

564. Oh, my God.

565. Okay, arms up, all the way.

566. All right.

567. Now, we just smear this stuff

568. Under both your arms,

569. And in 15 minutes

570. Your pits will be smooth

571. As a baby's butt.

572. I can't wait.

573. Why does it seem like

574. You're in a weird mood?

575. 'Cause...

576. You know my friend Robbie?

577. Glasses, puppet, afro?

578. Yeah.

579. He started doing

580. This online blog thing...

581. Hey, who's out?

582. Hey, get out of here.

583. Arms up.

584. Go, get away.

585. What are you doing?

586. Go, get off my patio.

587. Can you believe...

588. Keep your arms up.

589. They're up.

590. Okay, I need to put an end

591. To this now.

592. End to what?

593. Why do those kids

594. Want pictures of you?

595. What up

596. With Tori Vega's armpits?

597. Where are they?

598. Patience.

599. But they finished gym

600. 10 minutes ago.

601. It takes time

602. To get from the locker room

603. All the way here.

604. Hey, did that pit cream work?

605. Never speak of it.

606. Turn it on, turn it on.

607. We got 'em.

608. He's right behind us.

609. It's not funny.

610. You guys better

611. Give me back my clothes,

612. Or I swear I'm gonna tell...

613. Ah, turn off the camera.

614. Why?

615. You look so cute.

616. Dance for us, Robbie.

617. Gimme back my clothes.

618. Should we?

619. No!

620. Yeah, I think we need

621. To put this video online.

622. What?

623. No.

624. Sorry.

625. The people wanna see

626. What the people wanna see.

627. You cannot put

628. This video online.

629. Okay.

630. No problem.

631. We'll kill the video.

632. As long as

633. You kill Robarazzi.

634. Wh...? No.

635. Yes.

636. But my blog is a hit.

637. All right,

638. Then I'm just gonna

639. Zoom in right here.

640. No, no, don't.

641. Are you gonna stop?

642. Well, if I don't

643. Do Robarazzi,

644. What am I gonna do

645. For my blog on the slap?

646. Low fat recipes.

647. Okay, what do we got,

648. What do we got?

649. I got a lasagna

650. With only 90 calories

651. And 4 grams of fat.

652. Oh, lasagna.

653. What else?

654. I got baked onion rings,

655. Two points.

656. Must have a lot of fiber.

657. Go.

658. I found a non-Fat

659. Blueberry muffin recipe.

660. B-B muffins,

661. Now that is outrageous.

662. Wait'll you taste 'em.

663. You taste 'em.

664. Come on, lemme have it.

665. But maybe I can

666. Talk my parents into giving me

667. My credit card back.

668. Cat...

669. It's time to say goodbye

670. To sky store.

671. Don't you think

672. That's the best thing to do?

673. Look, I know it hurts now,

674. But you'll feel better soon.

675. I know.

676. Wanna come hang for a while?

677. Nah, thanks.

678. I just wanna sit here.

679. Okay.

680. Bye.

681. See ya, sport.

682. Hey, Sinjin!

683. Yes?

684. Do you have a girlfriend?

685. No.

686. You have a credit card?

687. Yeah.

688. Why don't you

689. Call me sometime?

690. Really?

691. Okay, I'll go buy a phone.

692. Oh my God, a litter box

693. That plays classical music.

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