Victorious 1x6

Directed by

Lane Napper as Lane Alexander • Michael Eric Reid as Sinjin Van Cleef • Austin Anderson as Drummer

Tori encounters some bad luck when she gets a bad makeup job, which leaves her looking like a zombie. Things go from bad to worse when Tori has to give her first lead performance looking like a zombie on opening night.

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1. - READY? ACTION.

2. - UH, I DON'T KNOW.

3. - OH, COME ON!

4. WHY CAN'T YOU ADMIT THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME?

5. - WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME?

6. - BECAUSE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

7. LOOK AT YOUR FACE IN THE MOONLIGHT.

8. - I CAN'T. - YOU CAN.

9. - NO, A PERSON CAN'T LOOK AT THEIR OWN FACE.

10. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

11. - THEN MARRY ME, AND I'LL BUY YOU A THOUSAND MIRRORS.

12. - BUT THAT'S SO MANY.

13. - MY FATHER'S A BILLIONAIRE.

14. I CAN GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER WANTED,

15. AND I'M VERY GOOD-LOOKING.

16. - MM... YEAH.

17. - THINK.

18. - AND LIGHTS GO.

19. - I DON'T KNOW.

20. - IT'S OKAY THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.

21. - BUT YOU DESERVE AN ANSWER.

22. - I CAN WAIT.

23. FOR YOU, I WOULD WAIT A THOUSAND YEARS.

24. - BUT THAT'S SO MANY.

25. - I KNOW I'M POOR.

26. I KNOW I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO OFFER,

27. BUT... I DO LOVE YOU.

28. - BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL?

29. - I DON'T LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

30. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

31. - WHOA.

32. - WHAT UP WITH THE DISCO?

33. - I'M SORRY. I HIT THE WRONG THING.

34. - NO, 15 YEARS AGO,

35. YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!

36. - ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T WE TAKE A BREAK?

37. TORI, BECK, YOU GUYS WERE GREAT. REALLY NICE STUFF.

38. - THANKS. - HOW WAS I?

39. - I'VE SEEN WORSE.

40. - UH, GUYS, GUYS, EVERYONE SHUT UP A SECOND.

41. - WHATCHA GOT? - AN E-MAIL FROM PRINCIPAL EICHNER.

42. - THAT SAYS?

43. - "TO ALL STUDENTS INVOLVED IN OUR SCHOOL'S

44. "PRODUCTION OF UPTOWN DOWNTOWN,

45. "SOFIA MICHELLE WILL BE IN LOS ANGELES

46. "THE WEEKEND OF THE 17th AND WILL BE

47. PERSONALLY ATTENDING YOUR OPENING-NIGHT PERFORMANCE."

48. - OH. - THAT'S AMAZING.

49. - OH, MY GOD.

50. - WHO'S SOFIA MICHELLE?

51. - OH, NO, NO, NO.

52. - WHAT? - SHE GETS TO BE THE LEAD,

53. AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO SOFIA MICHELLE IS.

54. - WAIT, IS SHE THE LADY WHO DOES THOSE INFOMERCIALS

55. WITH THE VIBRATING HAIRBRUSH?

56. - I LOVE THAT HAIRBRUSH.

57. - LOOK AT THE COVER OF YOUR SCRIPT.

58. - OH, SOFIA MICHELLE WROTE THE PLAY WE'RE DOING.

59. - OHHH.

60. - SHE'S LIKE THE BIGGEST PLAYWRIGHT ON BROADWAY.

61. - OH, YEAH, TOTALLY. - SHE'S HUGE.

62. - ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, WE KNEW WE HAD TO BE GREAT.

63. NOW WE HAVE TO BE PERFECT.

64. WE ARE NOT GONNA DISAPPOINT SOFIA MICHELLE.

65. - AND YOU'RE SURE YOU WANT ROBBIE IN THIS PLAY?

66. - I'M GOOD. - AT WHAT?

67. - I HAVE TO GO TAKE ANOTHER NERVE PILL.

68. - WILL YOU KILL THE DISCO?

69. - NO ONE CAN KILL DISCO!

70. - CAT? CAT?

71. HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN CAT?

72. AAH!

73. - IT'S JUST SPECIAL EFFECTS MAKEUP.

74. - OH, WELL, THAT IS SPECIAL,

75. AND I HAVE BEEN AFFECTED.

76. YO, CAT. - OH, HEY, TORI.

77. - WE DOING LUNCH?

78. - UH, YEAH, JUST A SEC.

79. I'M ALMOST FINISHED WITH MY ASSIGNMENT.

80. - OOH, WHAT'S THE ASSIGNMENT?

81. - TO TRANSFORM A HUMAN FACE INTO A TERRIFYING MONSTER.

82. WANNA SEE?

83. - TERRIFY ME.

84. - ISN'T HE SCARY?

85. - NO, HE'S KIND OF ADORABLE.

86. - AW, MAN, YOU MADE ME CUTE.

87. YOU'RE THE WORST.

88. - WELL, LET ME TRY AGAIN AFTER SCHOOL.

89. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M DONE WITH YOU.

90. - NO, BUT WAIT. YOU CAN'T JUST—

91. - DONE WITH YOU.

92. - OH, THAT'S THE THIRD MODEL WHO'S QUIT ON ME.

93. I'M GONNA GET AN "F" IN MAKEUP.

94. - AWW, THAT BITES. LET'S GO GET AN "A" IN LUNCH.

95. - WAIT.

96. - NO. - I JUST NEED—

97. - I'M NOT GONNA BE YOUR MONSTER MAKEUP MODEL.

98. - BUT IF I DON'T TRANSFORM

99. SOMEONE'S FACE INTO A HIDEOUS MONSTER

100. BY MONDAY, I'M GONNA FAIL THIS CLASS.

101. - AND IF I DON'T CRAM A TURKEY SANDWICH DOWN MY THROAT,

102. I'M GONNA FAIL NOT STARVING TO DEATH.

103. - OH, COME ON.

104. WE CAN DO IT TONIGHT, TOMORROW NIGHT,

105. WHENEVER YOU WANT. - I'M IN A HUGE PLAY.

106. I HAVE TO LEARN ALL MY LINES AND FIVE SONGS.

107. - TORI. - CAT.

108. - AH, YOU HAVE TO DO IT. - NO, I'M NOT DOING IT.

109. - I'M DESPERATE. - OKAY, FINE, I'LL DO IT.

110. - YAY.

111. - BUT YOU'RE BUYING MY LUNCH.

112. - OH. - LET'S GO.

113. - NICE, NOW SING IT LIKE AN OLD JAZZ SINGER.

114. - WHY?

115. - TO AMUSE ME. - AHEM.

116. NOW I'M AMUSED.

117. - HEY, IT'S ALMOST 8:00. ARE YOU GETTING HUNGRY?

118. - YEAH, WANT ME TO GO PICK UP A PIZZA?

119. - YEAH, SURE. LET'S GET A LARGE PEPPERONI.

120. - COMING.

121. - MAKEUP TIME.

122. - HEY, CAT.

123. - WHERE SHOULD I SET UP? - KITCHEN TABLE.

124. OOH, I LOVE KITCHENS.

125. HEY, ANDRE. - 'SUP, LITTLE RED?

126. - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

127. - UH, I DON'T KNOW.

128. YOU'RE LITTLE AND YOU GOT RED HAIR?

129. - OH, THAT'S SO CREATIVE.

130. DO TORI NOW.

131. - CAN WE JUST GET THIS WHOLE MONSTER MAKEUP THING OVER WITH?

132. - SURE, LET'S GET STARTED.

133. HEY, CAN ANDRE BE MY ASSISTANT?

134. - YOU CAN ASK HIM. - ANDRE, YOU WANNA HELP ME

135. PUT MONSTER MAKEUP ON TORI'S FACE?

136. - BYE.

137. - MAYBE HE HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM.

138. - IN MY FRONT YARD?

139. - WELL, SOMETIMES MY BROTHER—

140. - MAKEUP TIME.

141. - READY?

142. - YEP, SHOW ME ME.

143. WOW, LOOK AT ME.

144. I'M HIDEOUS.

145. - OH, YOU REALLY THINK SO?

146. - YEAH, I TOTALLY LOOK LIKE A ZOMBIE.

147. - YAY, I'M NOT A FAILURE.

148. - OH, HEY, LET'S GO SCARE MY SISTER.

149. - OKAY.

150. - TRINA, COME SEE SOMETHING.

151. - IS IT FOR ME?

152. - YEAH, SURE.

153. - WHERE'S TORI?

154. DID THEY DELIVER MY VIBRATING HAIRBRUSH?

155. - GRAAAARRR!

156. OH, COME ON.

157. HOW COULD YOU NOT BE SCARED BY THIS?

158. - I'VE SEEN OUR GRANDMOTHER NAKED.

159. NOTHING SCARES ME ANYMORE.

160. - COME ON, LET ME GET SOME PICS OF YOUR FACE.

161. - 'KAY. - I WANT SOME APPLE JUICE.

162. - THEN, GO GET SOME.

163. - FINE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

164. - OKAY, COME OVER HERE INTO THE LIGHT.

165. - OKAY.

166. - WHOA-RRR.

167. - UH, WHAT IS THIS FOR?

168. - OH, THAT'S GLUE.

169. - YEAH, BUT WHY IS IT WITH YOUR MAKEUP SUPPLIES?

170. - WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

171. - THIS IS GRIZZLY GLUE.

172. IT'S LIKE AN INDUSTRIAL CEMENT.

173. - HEH?

174. - CAT...

175. TELL ME YOU DIDN'T USE THIS ON TORI'S FACE.

176. - UH...

177. - GIVE ME THAT!

178. "FOR INDUSTRIAL USE ONLY.

179. AVOID CONTACT WITH SKIN."

180. CAT! - I'M SORRY.

181. - WHY DIDN'T YOU USE DERMAGLUE?

182. - I RAN OUT, SO I GOT THAT

183. OUT OF MY DAD'S TOOLBOX.

184. - CAT! - ARE YOU INSANE?

185. - WILL IT COME OFF? - I DON'T KNOW.

186. - WHY DIDN'T YOU READ THE LABEL?

187. - 'CAUSE I GOT DISTRACTED

188. BY THE PICTURE OF THE CUTE GRIZZLY BEAR.

189. I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM. HE'S LIKE A FUZZY LITTLE—

190. - CAT! - HEY!

191. - I'M SORRY!

192. - OW. OW! OW, OW, OW, OW!

193. - UGH, THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK. - UH-UH.

194. - YOU GUYS, I'M PLAYING THE LEAD

195. IN A BIG MUSICAL TOMORROW NIGHT, AND MY CHARACTER

196. IS SUPPOSED TO BE BEAUTIFUL.

197. - WELL, YOU DO NOT LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

198. - WHAT?

199. - LOOK, WORSE COMES TO WORSE, YOU POSTPONE THE PLAY.

200. - NO, I CAN'T. SOFIA MICHELLE IS COMING TO SEE IT.

201. - OH, WOW, THAT'S SO EXCITING.

202. - NO, IT'S NOT. - WHY NOT?

203. - 'CAUSE I'M A ROTTING ZOMBIE, THAT'S WHY!

204. - I DIDN'T MEAN TO. - SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO.

205. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - I GOT PIZZA.

206. BYE.

207. - I'M SORRY.

208. - RIGHT, IT'S ON HER SKIN.

209. - YEAH, GRIZZLY GLUE.

210. - IT WON'T COME OFF!

211. AND MY NOSE ITCHES AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT.

212. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? - THE DOCTOR, SHH.

213. - WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? - THE GLUE COMPANY, SHH.

214. NO, NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

215. IT'S ALL OVER HER FACE.

216. - WELL, SHOULD I TAKE HER TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM?

217. - I DIDN'T READ THE LABEL. DON'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD.

218. - OKAY, I'LL TELL TORI. - WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

219. - UH, LISTEN, WHILE I'VE GOT YOU ON THE PHONE,

220. WOULD I NEED MY PARENTS' PERMISSION

221. TO HAVE MINOR COSMETIC SURGERY?

222. - TRINA, HANG UP.

223. - I GOTTA GO.

224. - WHAT DID HE SAY?

225. - THAT I HAVE TO BE 18 BEFORE HE CAN MAKE—

226. - ABOUT ME!

227. CAN HE GET THIS ZOMBIE MAKEUP OFF MY FACE?

228. - OH. NO.

229. - UGH! WELL, DID YOU TELL HIM

230. I'M STARRING IN A PLAY TOMORROW NIGHT

231. THAT WAS WRITTEN BY SOFIA MICHELLE,

232. AND THAT SOFIA MICHELLE IS GONNA BE THERE

233. AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE BEAUTIFUL AND NOT LOOK

234. LIKE A WALKING DEAD PERSON WHO WANTS TO EAT PEOPLE'S BRAINS?

235. UGH. - REALLY? YOU DO?

236. - THEY DO? THEY DO WHAT? WHAT THEY DO?

237. - THEY MAKE A SOLVENT THAT'S SAFE FOR SKIN.

238. - WELL, WHERE DO WE GET IT?

239. - I DON'T KNOW.

240. - ASK THE MAN!

241. - IT'S A LADY.

242. - ASK HER.

243. - HI, GAIL, IT'S CAT, YEAH.

244. UM, WHERE CAN I BUY THE SOLVENT?

245. UH-HUH. UH-HUH. UH-HUH.

246. 'KAY, BYE.

247. - WELL?

248. - OH, THEY DON'T SELL IT IN STORES.

249. - BUT, UH—WELL, THEN— - WE JUST HAVE TO DRIVE

250. TO GRIZZLY INDUSTRIES AND GET IT THERE.

251. - OKAY, SO WHERE'S GRIZZLY?

252. - BAKERSFIELD. - BAKERSFIELD?

253. - RELAX, THAT'S ONLY LIKE TWO HOURS FROM HERE.

254. I COULD DRIVE YOU THERE TOMORROW.

255. - WHEN? I HAVE SCHOOL UNTIL 3:00,

256. AND THEN I HAVE FINAL REHEARSAL AND THEN I HAVE TO DO THE PLAY.

257. - CALM DOWN. AFTER SCHOOL,

258. I'LL GO WITH TRINA TO BAKERSFIELD,

259. PICK UP THE SOLVENT, DRIVE BACK,

260. AND GET THE MAKEUP OFF YOUR FACE BEFORE THE PLAY STARTS.

261. - OKAY, OKAY, THAT SOUNDS—

262. AUGH, WHO'S THAT?

263. WHAT?

264. - AAH!

265. - WAIT, I WANT COOKIES.

266. - 5... 6... 7... 8.

267. - THAT WAS DYNAMITE!

268. EXCEPT ROBBIE.

269. IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR PANTS?

270. - NO. WHY, WAS I DANCING WEIRD?

271. - UH, NO, IT WAS GREAT.

272. NOW, EVERYONE, GO GET SOME WATER,

273. HYDRATE AND REST UP FOR THE SHOW.

274. TORI.

275. - YEAH, WHAT'S UP?

276. - YOUR FACE. IT'S STILL HIDEOUS.

277. - I KNOW, BUT MY SISTER AND CAT

278. ARE ALREADY ON THEIR WAY BACK HERE FROM BAKERSFIELD

279. WITH THE SOLVENT. - YOU'RE SURE?

280. - UH—TOTALLY, YES.

281. - ALL RIGHT.

282. - OH.

283. - UM, TRINA, MAYBE YOU SHOULD PULL OVER

284. IF YOU'RE GONNA PUT ON LIP GLOSS.

285. - MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK LESS.

286. - THAT'S WHAT MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS.

287. - SHUT UP!

288. YEAH, I GOT A HORN TOO, BUDDY!

289. - OH, I THINK THAT'S YOUR PHONE.

290. - I KNOW, FIND IT. - OKAY.

291. - COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

292. LOOK UNDER THE SEAT.

293. - YOU'RE BOSSY.

294. - OW!

295. WATCH THE GIRLS.

296. - FOUND YOUR PHONE.

297. - THEN ANSWER IT.

298. - HI. TRINA'S PHONE.

299. - ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY BACK WITH THE SOLVENT?

300. TELL ME YOU'RE ON THE WAY BACK WITH THE SOLVENT.

301. - WHO'S CALLING?

302. - IT'S TORI.

303. - OH, HEY, TORI.

304. - OH, PUT HER ON SPEAKER.

305. - KAY-KAY.

306. TORI, YOU'RE ON SPEAKER.

307. TRINA IS ALSO IN THE CAR.

308. - WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?

309. - RELAX, WE'RE ALMOST AT THE FACTORY.

310. - THE FACT— YOU'RE NOT EVEN THERE YET?

311. THE SHOW STARTS IN LIKE TWO HOURS.

312. - WE'LL MAKE IT.

313. - OH, PUNCH BUGGY BLUE.

314. - DUDE!

315. - OW!

316. - SHUT UP!

317. - LISTEN TO ME.

318. IF YOU TWO MORONS AREN'T BACK HERE BEFORE THE PLAY STARTS

319. AND I HAVE TO GO ONSTAGE LOOKING LIKE A ZOMBIE,

320. I'M GONNA PUNCH BOTH YOUR BUGGIES. DO YOU—?

321. I LOVE YOU TOO, GRANDMA. THANKS FOR THE QUILT.

322. - QUILT?

323. SHUT UP!

324. - HI, MISS MICHELLE. I'M MARTY, THE DIRECTOR.

325. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. - SOFIA.

326. - OH, I'M LANE, BIG FAN.

327. - HEY, HEY. HERE COMES OUR PLAYWRIGHT.

328. - OH, MY GOD, IT'S SOFIA MICHELLE.

329. - TORI?

330. - I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE STILL NOT BACK WITH THE SOLVENT.

331. - WELL, WE'RE ON IN TWO MINUTES, AND YOU STILL LOOK DISGUSTING.

332. - I COULD PLAY THE LEAD.

333. - NO, WE DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE TO PLAY YOUR PART.

334. - WE'RE INDOORS. LOSE THE SCARF.

335. - DO SOMETHING.

336. - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME—?

337. UGH!

338. - HI, TORI. - WHERE ARE YOU?

339. WHERE'S MY SOLVENT?

340. - AH, WE HAVE IT RIGHT HERE.

341. - PUT HER ON SPEAKER.

342. - KAY-KAY.

343. TORI, YOU'RE ON SPEAKER.

344. TRINA IS ALSO IN THE CAR.

345. - WHAT'S UP SISTAH?

346. - THE CURTAIN'S GONNA BE UP IN 90 SECONDS,

347. AND I'M STILL FREAKY IN THE FACE.

348. WHY AREN'T YOU HERE?

349. - UM, WE HAD A LITTLE BIT OF AN EMERGENCY.

350. - WHAT KIND OF EMERGENCY?

351. - A CREAMY DELICIOUS ONE?

352. - YOU STOPPED FOR ICE CREAM?

353. - WE HAD TO.

354. - THERE WAS A FREEZY QUEEN IN BAKERSFIELD.

355. - HOW FAR AWAY ARE YOU?

356. - JUST LIKE 40 MINUTES.

357. - MAYBE AN HOUR.

358. - SO I'M ON MY PRIVATE JET,

359. ALMOST HALFWAY TO BARCELONA,

360. WHEN I SAY TO THE PILOT,

361. "I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. TAKE A LEFT.

362. WE'RE GOING TO PRAGUE."

363. YOU'RE TOO MUCH. - AREN'T I?

364. HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU THERE. - YES, SIR?

365. - THAT LUGGAGE IS VERY EXPENSIVE.

366. DON'T JUST TOSS IT AROUND LIKE A MONKEY.

367. - I'M SORRY.

368. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. CHECK OUT THE GIRL COMING THIS WAY.

369. - OH, MY GOD, SHE'S GORGEOUS.

370. - SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

371. - OH.

372. - SING THE NEXT LINE.

373. - I CAN'T. - WHY NOT?

374. - IT'S DIRTY.

375. - JUST SAY YOU'LL MARRY ME.

376. - EXCUSE ME, BUT MOST WOMEN DON'T WANNA BE SCREAMED AT

377. WHEN THEY'RE BEING PROPOSED TO.

378. - OH, COME ON!

379. I'M RICH, I'M HANDSOME,

380. I HAVE NINE BOATS!

381. STOP ACTING LIKE A STUPID GIRL!

382. - WAIT, YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING RIGHT THERE.

383. - WHAT? - THIS.

384. - AAH!

385. - I DESERVE IT. OWW!

386. - PSST...

387. PSST...

388. PSST...

389. - OH, YEAH.

390. - WE BROUGHT YOU FREEZY QUEEN.

391. - JUST GET THIS MUCK OFF MY FACE.

392. - OKAY. - GET IT OFF HER FACE.

393. - OKAY! - HURRY.

394. - COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

395. - GO!

396. - COME ON! COME ON!

397. NOW HURRY. I'M MISSING THE SONG.

398. - OKAY. - COME ON, COME ON.

399. - IT'S COMING. IT'S COMING. YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT.

400. - AAH!

401. - WHOO.

402. - WELL...

403. THAT WAS AN INTERESTING PERFORMANCE.

404. WHEN I WROTE THAT PLAY, I CERTAINLY NEVER PICTURED

405. PENNY AS A FREAKISH ZOMBIE DURING MOST OF IT.

406. - OH, MAN, I'M OUT OF PILLS.

407. - LOOK, I CAN EXPLAIN.

408. - YOU DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN.

409. I TOTALLY GOT IT.

410. - YOU DID? YOU DO?

411. SHE GOT IT.

412. WHAT DID YOU GET?

413. - THE WHOLE COMMENTARY ON WHAT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

414. HAVING THESE TWO YOUNG MEN

415. FEEL TRUE LOVE FOR A GIRL WITH A HIDEOUS FACE

416. REALLY EMPHASIZED THE WHOLE POINT OF THE PLAY,

417. WHICH IS SUBSTANCE OVER BEAUTY,

418. THE BEAUTY WITHIN.

419. - RIGHT... - OKAY, YEAH, RIGHT.

420. - WELL, WE'RE REALLY GLAD YOU LIKED IT.

421. - YEAH, AND DID YOU ENJOY MY PERFORMANCE, MISS MICHELLE?

422. - WOW, I AM LATE FOR MY PLANE.

423. - WE HEARD YOU WERE GONNA BE IN L.A. ALL WEEK.

424. - RIGHT. WELL, BYE.

425. - ALL RIGHT, CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE.

426. NOW, BEFORE WE GO, JUST A COUPLE OF—

427. - DON'T FIGHT IT.

428. - ME? I'M BECK.

429. THIS IS THESLAP.

430. - IF YOU GET ME SERIOUSLY ANGRY,

431. I WON'T GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOU,

432. BUT I WILL RETALIATE IN A WAY

433. THAT'LL MAKE YOU SAD FOR A LONG TIME.

434. - YOU LIKE THAT? HUH?

435. GO TO THESLAP.COM FOR MORE.

436. YOU KNOW YOU WANNA.

437. - MMM!