Victorious 1x3

Lane Napper as Lane Alexander • John D. Crawford as Liam • Jeremy Glazer as Paul • Audi Resendez as Gwen

Tori gets a chance to perform an act of stage fighting, but things look bad for her when she gets paired up with Jade. However, when the two perform their scene, she encounters a problem when she is accused of deliberately hurting Jade during a fight scene. Meanwhile, Trina struggles with Robbie's constant displays of affection after an on-stage kiss.

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1. - SO, I'M SMILING LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

2. - COME ON, GET—

3. - TORI. - WHAT'S UP?

4. - I'M HAVING A HORN PROBLEM.

5. WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT ANYWAY?

6. - EVERYONE AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS HAS TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT.

7. - OKAY, WELL, I SING. MY THROAT IS MY INSTRUMENT.

8. I'M A THROAT PLAYER.

9. - DOESN'T COUNT. - AND IT SOUNDS KINDA GROSS.

10. - WHY DID YOU PICK THE FRENCH HORN?

11. - I DON'T KNOW,

12. I LIKE FRENCH FRIES, FRENCH TOAST...

13. - ONE TIME WHEN I WAS EATING

14. FRENCH TOAST AT A RESTAURANT,

15. I STARTED LAUGHING,

16. AND THEN I STARTED CHOKING.

17. SO THE LADY WHO RAN THE RESTAURANT

18. MADE ME LEAVE.

19. SO LET'S HEAR YOUR HORN!

20. - YEAH, PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE GIRL.

21. - YOU KNOW, I'M HALF LATINA.

22. - THEN HIT IT, MUCHACHA.

23. - I THINK IT'S BROKEN.

24. - HERE, LET ME FIX IT.

25. - IT'S NOT BROKEN.

26. - BECK!

27. HEY, HEY, YOU GUYS!

28. LEAVE HIM ALONE!

29. OH, OH, GET OFF—

30. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - TORI!

31. - GET OFF OF ME!

32. WHO IS THIS CHICK?

33. - RELAX, RELAX, RELAX.

34. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA— YO, YO, COME ON.

35. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

36. - THAT GUY WAS BEATING UP BECK.

37. - OH, YOU POOR THING.

38. - WE WERE PRACTICING.

39. - THIS IS RUSS. - I'M RUSS!

40. - HE'S A PROFESSIONAL STUNTMAN. I INVITED HIM HERE

41. TO TEACH THE CLASS ABOUT STAGE FIGHTING.

42. - AND NOW, TORI SAYS,

43. "WHAT'S STAGE FIGHTING?"

44. - I WASN'T GONNA SAY THAT.

45. WHAT IS IT?

46. - FAKE FIGHTING THAT LOOKS REAL,

47. LIKE FOR A PLAY OR A MOVIE. - OH.

48. - I TOOK A CLASS WITH HIM LAST SUMMER.

49. - WELL, IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HURTING YOU.

50. - WHY DO YOU CARE?

51. - 'CAUSE I FIGURE, HE ALREADY

52. SUFFERS ENOUGH PAIN DATING YOU.

53. - YOU WANNA SEE PAIN? - HEY, WHY DON'T WE

54. GO SIT OVER THERE?

55. - WHY DOES SHE HATE ME?

56. - MAYBE SHE HEARD YOU PLAY THE FRENCH HORN.

57. - NOW, IF I THROW A PUNCH AT CAT,

58. LIKE THIS...

59. IT'S EASY TO SEE

60. THAT MY FIST DIDN'T CONNECT WITH HER FACE.

61. - THANK YOU.

62. - BUT IF WE STAGE IT FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE...

63. THEN...

64. LIKE I SHOWED YOU?

65. SOUND EFFECT, READY? - ALL SET.

66. - TO THE AUDIENCE OR CAMERA,

67. IT'LL LOOK LIKE THIS.

68. - I'M OKAY, EVERYONE.

69. - ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA PAIR YOU GUYS UP,

70. AND EACH TEAM WILL WORK

71. WITH RUSS THIS WEEK TO PREPARE A FIGHT SCENE.

72. - I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS STEVE.

73. - HE DOES LOOK LIKE A STEVE.

74. - MY NAME IS RUSS!

75. - OKAY, AND ON FRIDAY,

76. YOU WILL ALL PERFORM YOUR FIGHT SCENES HERE

77. IN FRONT OF THE CLASS.

78. BECK AND CAT, ANDRE AND GWEN,

79. DARREN AND JESS, TORI AND JADE.

80. - TORI AND WHO?

81. UH, WAIT, I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH MY PARTNER.

82. - JUST A SEC.

83. - HEY, PARTNER.

84. I CAN'T WAIT FOR OUR FIGHT...

85. SCENE.

86. - GULP.

87. - STATUS REPORT!

88. STATUS REPORT!

89. WILL YOU PLEASE READ THE NEXT LINE?

90. - I DON'T WANNA HELP YOU REHEARSE.

91. - I MADE YOU OATMEAL THIS MORNING.

92. - I WANTED A STEAK SANDWICH.

93. - OKAY, AUDITIONING NEXT

94. ARE TRINA VEGA AND ROBBIE SHAPIRO.

95. - UH-OH, NO, NO, NO.

96. THE PUPPET GUY? - EXCUSE ME.

97. - COULD I PLEASE AUDITION WITH SOMEONE ELSE?

98. - YOU KNOW, YOU CAN WHISPER THAT.

99. - IT'S JUST AN AUDITION.

100. - BUT...

101. LEAVE THE PUPPET.

102. - HEY, IT'S COOL. JUST SET ME DOWN

103. NEXT TO THE HOT BLONDE.

104. - WAIT UP! - WALK FASTER!

105. - I'LL WALK FASTER.

106. - ALL RIGHT.

107. IT'S WORLD WAR II, 1944.

108. YOU'RE IN A SUBMARINE,

109. 1,700 FEET DOWN IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN,

110. AND YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA DIE.

111. ACTION.

112. - OH, MY GOD, LIEUTENANT,

113. STATUS REPORT.

114. - WE'VE BEEN HIT ON THE PORT SIDE, CAPTAIN.

115. OUR ENGINES ARE FAILING.

116. - TORPEDOES? - NONE LEFT.

117. - OY.

118. HOW DEEP ARE WE? - 1,700 FEET.

119. - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO DEEPER.

120. - BUT WE'LL I'M-PLODE!

121. - IMPLODE. - BUT WE'LL IMPLODE!

122. - LISTEN, I'D RATHER DIE DOWN HERE

123. THAN LIVE UP THERE, CAPTURED BY THE ENEMY.

124. - I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE BRAVE...

125. OR INSANE.

126. - HEY, STOP IT. YOU'RE A SOLDIER!

127. - I AM ALSO A WOMAN WHO LOVES YOU.

128. - THAT WAS FANTASTIC!

129. - UH, THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE.

130. - WHAT'S NOT MY LINE...?

131. - ACTUALLY, THAT WAS GREAT, YOU GUYS.

132. - REALLY?

133. 'CAUSE IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GREAT WITH HIM,

134. JUST IMAGINE ME WITH A GOOD ACTOR.

135. - HUH, I'LL DO THAT.

136. BRING IN THE NEXT TWO.

137. ROBBIE. - SCENE.

138. - LOOK AT HER. - WHO?

139. - JADE! I GUARANTEE YOU

140. SHE'S TELLING BECK ALL ABOUT HOW

141. SHE'S GONNA PUNCH ME WHEN WE DO OUR SCENE.

142. - I WONDER IF MIRRORS WORK IN OUTER SPACE.

143. - I MEAN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO IF SHE REALLY HITS ME?

144. - BLEED, BURST INTO TEARS. - I'M SERIOUS.

145. - IT'S STAGE FIGHTING. NO ONE REALLY HITS ANYBODY.

146. - YEAH, BUT ACCIDENTS HAPPEN, AND WHAT IF SHE MAKES

147. AN ACCIDENT HAPPEN ON PURPOSE?

148. - YOU KNOW THE WORD MIRROR HAS ONLY SIX LETTERS

149. AND HALF OF THEM ARE Rs?

150. - HAVEN'T YOU AND JADE BEEN REHEARSING?

151. - YEAH, YESTERDAY AFTER SCHOOL

152. AND THIS MORNING DURING STUDY HALL.

153. - AND DID SHE HIT YOU FOR REAL?

154. - NO, 'CAUSE SHE PROBABLY WANTS TO WAIT AND DO IT

155. IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS TO HUMILIATE ME.

156. - WELL, IF SHE DOES,

157. SHE LOSES HALF A LETTER GRADE.

158. - OH, GREAT. SO SHE GETS AN "A MINUS"

159. AND I GET A BROKEN EYE AND A BLACK NOSE.

160. - I THINK YOU MEANT— - I KNOW WHAT I MEANT.

161. - MY DOG HAS A BLACK NOSE. IT'S SO CUTE.

162. IT'S LIKE A BABY MEATBALL.

163. - MEATBALLS ARE BROWN.

164. - YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME!

165. - YOU WANT HALF HER SANDWICH?

166. - MM-HMM.

167. - HEY, BABY SISTER. - HEY.

168. - ANDY. - ANDRE.

169. - WANNA SIT WITH US? - NO.

170. WHAT'S UP, A-LISTERS?

171. - WHAT'S UP? - HEY...

172. - NO, NO, MAN! YOU WON'T TAKE MY PANTS AGAIN!

173. - HEY, HEY, TRINA.

174. EXCUSE ME— MOVE. PLEASE, GO NOW.

175. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT— DON'T GO. I'M NOT WITH—

176. WHY ARE YOU SITTING HERE?

177. - I DON'T KNOW, JUST HANGING.

178. I HOPE THAT WAS SOY MILK.

179. - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? - IF I DRINK REGULAR MILK,

180. THEN THE GAS BUILDS UP AND UP AND UP, AND I—

181. - WHY DID YOU KISS ME?

182. - OH, BECAUSE WE LIKE EACH OTHER.

183. - WE WHAT?

184. - THE AUDITION SCENE,

185. THAT KISS.

186. - ROBBIE, I WAS PLAYING A PART.

187. THE SCRIPT SAID THAT MY CHARACTER KISSES YOUR CHARACTER.

188. SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

189. THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED.

190. - WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO CONVERT TO JUDAISM?

191. - WOW, YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS.

192. - IT'S NOT A DEAL BREAKER, BUT—

193. - REX!

194. ALL RIGHT, WHO TOOK HIS PANTS?

195. I'LL CALL YOU?

196. - YEAH, DON'T.

197. - I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOTHER.

198. - DON'T, AAH!

199. AUGH!

200. - AAH!

201. - AND SCENE.

202. - ALL RIGHT. NEXT UP, WE HAVE

203. TORI AND JADE.

204. - UM, OKAY, FOR OUR SCENE,

205. I'M GONNA BE PLAYING AN OLD LADY

206. WHO'S WALKING HOME FROM A BINGO GAME.

207. - AND I PLAY A BRUTAL MUGGER.

208. - YES, A BRUTAL MUGGER WHO MUGS ME

209. WITHOUT ACTUALLY HURTING ME.

210. - OKAY, AS ALWAYS, BE CAREFUL,

211. AND IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG,

212. JUST YELL THE SAFE WORD,

213. WHICH IS... BUTTERNUT.

214. - OKAY, GUYS, READY?

215. AND...

216. - BUTTERNUT. - WHAT.

217. - TORI, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

218. - I WAS TESTING THE SAFE WORD.

219. IT WORKS.

220. OKAY, I'M READY.

221. - AND... ACTION.

222. - OH, I CERTAINLY DID ENJOY THE BINGO,

223. ALTHOUGH I DO MISS BOB HOPE.

224. - GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.

225. - WHAT? - I AIN'T PLAYING?

226. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY AND YOUR WATCH.

227. - OH, WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE THIS?

228. - OWW!

229. BUTTERNUT!

230. BUTTERNUT! - SHE'S BLEEDING.

231. - CUT. - LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE.

232. - ARE YOU OKAY? - NO!

233. TORI HIT ME IN THE FACE FOR REAL.

234. - NO, I DIDN'T.

235. - TELL THAT TO MY BLOODY EYE. OW!

236. - ALL RIGHT, YOU BETTER SIT DOWN.

237. - SOMEBODY GRAB A CHAIR.

238. - YEAH QUICKLY, GET A CHAIR.

239. - QUICK, GET A CHAIR.

240. - HERE, HERE, HERE.

241. - YEAH, THERE WE GO. JUST SIT DOWN.

242. - AUGH.

243. - THAT WAS A BREAKAWAY CHAIR.

244. - AW, BUTTERNUT!

245. - PUT THAT ON YOUR FACE. - IT HURTS.

246. AAH.

247. - WHY'D YOU HIT JADE IN THE FACE WITH A CANE?

248. - I DIDN'T! - OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU.

249. DON'T HIT ME.

250. - WILL YOU BACK ME UP HERE?

251. - OKAY, LOOK, I'M SURE TORI DIDN'T MEAN

252. TO WHACK JADE IN THE FACE WITH THE CANE.

253. - OHH, WHY DOES EVERYONE

254. THINK I HIT HER?

255. - WELL, WE WERE WATCHING

256. YOU GUYS DO A SCENE.

257. YOU HIT HER ACROSS THE FACE WITH YOUR CANE.

258. SHE FELL DOWN,

259. AND NOW HER EYE'S ALL BLOODY.

260. - WELL, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HIT HER?

261. - I KINDA THINK IT DOES.

262. - JADE, YOU KNOW I DIDN'T HIT YOU.

263. I SWUNG, BUT I MISSED.

264. - LOOK, TORI... - OHH.

265. - HEY, WE GOTTA GET HER TO THE NURSE.

266. - BUT I DIDN'T HIT HER.

267. - CAN SOMEONE CALL MY MOM?

268. - I'LL CALL YOUR MOM. - SHE DOESN'T NEED HER MOM.

269. DON'T BOTHER HER MOM!

270. - I GOTTA CALL HER MOM.

271. - AND I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST STARTING TO BE FRIENDS.

272. - BUT I DIDN'T...

273. - NO, NO, I DIDN'T GET THE ROLE.

274. I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY 'CAUSE I'M TOO PRETTY

275. TO BE ON A SUBMARINE.

276. YES, I AM. SHUT UP.

277. ONE SEC.

278. - HI.

279. - OH, MY GOD.

280. - DO YOU LIKE STUFFED CABBAGE?

281. MY MOM MADE THIS, AND IF YOU HAVE

282. A COUPLE OF EXTRA FORKS, I THOUGHT MAYBE—

283. - I DON'T LIKE YOU.

284. - YEAH, YOU CAN SAY THAT

285. BUT I KNOW HOW I FELT.

286. THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU CAN KISS ME LIKE THAT

287. AND NOT FEEL THE—

288. SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA CLOSE THE DOOR...

289. AND LOCK IT.

290. AND THEN TURN OFF THE PORCH LIGHT?

291. - OH, HEY, TORI.

292. HAVE A SEAT.

293. YOU LOOK A LITTLE WORRIED.

294. - YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT FUN GETTING CALLED INTO

295. THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE.

296. - YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE.

297. I'M HERE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR VIOLENCE ISSUES.

298. - I'M NOT VIOLENT.

299. - I BELIEVE YOU. - THEN WHY IS HE HERE?

300. EXPLAIN THAT.

301. - TORI, I KNOW THAT JADE

302. PROBABLY ISN'T YOUR FAVORITE PERSON.

303. - SO? - SO IN LIFE,

304. JUST BECAUSE WE MAY NOT LIKE SOMEONE,

305. THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S OKAY TO BEAT 'EM WITH A CANE.

306. - I DIDN'T!

307. OH, RELAX, DERRICK.

308. I DID NOT HIT JADE WITH THAT CANE.

309. - THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN HER BLACK EYE?

310. - UH, I DON'T KNOW.

311. I'M JUST GETTING WATER.

312. - LISTEN, YOU WERE UNDER A LOT OF STRESS

313. AND YOU WERE WORRIED THAT JADE WAS GONNA HIT YOU, RIGHT?

314. - WELL, YEAH.

315. - SO YOU WERE AFRAID.

316. YOUR ADRENALINE WAS PUMPING,

317. AND MAYBE IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT,

318. YOU SWUNG ON JADE WITH THAT CANE FOR REAL.

319. MAYBE...

320. - MAYBE.

321. - I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE.

322. - AH-HAH!

323. - DERRICK!

324. NOW, DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER

325. ADMITTING THAT YOU HIT JADE?

326. - IF I SAY, YES, CAN I GO?

327. - SURE. - OKAY, FINE, THEN, YES.

328. - WAIT, AREN'T YOU GONNA PUNISH HER?

329. - DERRICK! - DON'T HIT HIM.

330. - I WASN'T GONNA. CAN YOU JUST

331. TELL ME MY PUNISHMENT? - TWO WEEKS OF DETENTION.

332. - OH. - AND—

333. - AND? - ON FRIDAY NIGHT,

334. THE MIDDLE SCHOOL'S DOING A PLAY

335. HERE IN THE BLACK BOX THEATRE.

336. IT ENDS WITH A BIG FOOD FIGHT SCENE.

337. - SO? - SO, YOU HAVE TO CLEAN

338. THE THEATRE AFTER THE SHOW.

339. YOU KNOW, SCRAPE THE FOOD OFF THE WALLS.

340. - I'D HAVE SAID THREE WEEKS DETENTION.

341. - DERRICK!

342. - I'LL PULL IT. - I'LL PULL IT.

343. - HEY, HOW YA FEELING?

344. - MY EYE HURTS.

345. - OH, YEAH, WHICH ONE?

346. - CUTE.

347. I WANT COFFEE.

348. - WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD?

349. - GET ME SOME COFFEE... PLEASE.

350. - ACTUALLY, THE MAGIC WORD WAS LOTION.

351. BUT I'LL ACCEPT YOUR "PLEASE" 'CAUSE YOU GOT A BOO-BOO EYE.

352. - TWO SUGARS. - I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

353. - COME ON.

354. GO OUT WITH ME ON SATURDAY NIGHT.

355. - I'VE ALREADY GOT PLANS. - SUNDAY NIGHT?

356. - YOU MAKE ME SICK. - MONDAY?

357. - NO. - WEDNESDAY?

358. - UH-OH, SHE'S GETTING UP.

359. - TRINA, HEY, WAIT,

360. BABY, AH.

361. - WHAT'S THE MATTER?

362. - TRINA'S IN DENIAL.

363. - AH, YOU'RE STILL ON THAT? - TRINA LOVES ME.

364. - IT WAS A STAGE KISS. SHE WAS ACTING.

365. - YOU DIDN'T FEEL THE KISS.

366. A GIRL CAN'T FAKE THAT KIND OF HEAT.

367. I DON'T CARE IF SHE TELLS ME A THOUSAND TIMES

368. THAT IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING—

369. - SEE?

370. - I WANT YOU TO MEET MY PARENTS.

371. - THERE SHE IS.

372. - HUH, YOU GUYS,

373. YOU'RE SO DEAD.

374. - OH, MY GOD, JADE.

375. I'M SO SORRY, PLEASE DON'T DESTROY ME SOCIALLY,

376. I DIDN'T MEAN TO. - JUST FORGET IT.

377. - OH HEY, JADE. - I CAN'T TALK— NO.

378. - JADE, WAIT UP, WAIT UP. - WHAT?

379. - OH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYE?

380. - TORI HIT ME WITH A CANE, REMEMBER?

381. - YEAH, BUT NEVER SEEN

382. A BLACK EYE DRIP BEFORE.

383. THIS IS MAKE-UP.

384. TORI NEVER HIT YOU, DID SHE?

385. - FAKE BLACK EYE, FAKE BLOOD.

386. - LOOK, YOU CANNOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS,

387. ESPECIALLY TORI.

388. - I WON'T.

389. TORI! - SHUT UP!

390. ANDRE! - TORI, WHERE ARE YOU?

391. - WILL YOU PLEASE STOP? - ANYBODY SEEN TORI?

392. - NOBODY BOTHER TORI.

393. FALSE ALARM. HE ATE A BAD TACO.

394. - IS THAT MAC 'N' CHEESE?

395. - WHO CARES!

396. - JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WAS MAC 'N' CHEESE.

397. - I DON'T GET IT.

398. - WHAT?

399. - I KNOW ANDRE TOLD YOU

400. THE BLOOD, THE BLACK EYE.

401. WHAT IS THAT, MAC 'N' CHEESE?

402. - LOOKS LIKE IT, RIGHT?

403. - WHY ARE YOU HERE? - WHY ARE YOU HERE?

404. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ON ME?

405. - 'CAUSE, WE BOTH GO TO SCHOOL HERE

406. AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE MUCH FUN FOR EITHER ONE OF US

407. IF WE'RE FIGHTING ALL THE TIME.

408. - SO, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET ME GET AWAY WITH IT.

409. YOU TOOK DETENTION AND A LOWER GRADE

410. AND YOU'RE SCRAPING CRUSTY PUDDING OFF THE WALL

411. ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, JUST SO I WON'T GET IN TROUBLE?

412. - PRETTY MUCH.

413. - WELL, YOU CAN'T BE NICE TO ME WHEN I'VE BEEN MEAN TO YOU.

414. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

415. - WELL, THEN, TRY BEING NICE TO ME SOMETIME.

416. MAYBE THAT WILL WORK. NOW, GO PLAY.

417. I GOTTA SCRAPE THIS ONION DIP OFF THE WALL.

418. OR ONION PUS...

419. - THIS MIGHT BE MORE FUN WITH SOME TUNES.

420. - HEY, D, COME SCRAPE WITH US.

421. THIS IS FUN.

422. - ALL RIGHT.

423. - HERE, TRY IT WITH TWO.

424. - HAVE YOU GONE TO THESLAP.COM?

425. - T-H-E-S-L-A-P.

426. - YOU CAN FIND OUT WHO'S DOING THINGS!

427. - EVERYONE AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS

428. PUTS UP THEIR PICS AND VIDEOS ON THESLAP.

429. - THESLAP... - DOTCOM.

430. - IMAGINE TAKING A WARM SHOWER,

431. BUT THE WATER IS APPLE JUICE.

432. - MM.

433. - BUT WE'LL IMPLODE!