Victorious 1x16

Michael Eric Reid as Sinjin Van Cleef • Susan Chuang as Mrs. Lee

Jade writes her own play called "Well Wishes" and wants to perform it at the school, but the school won't let her because they said its too weird. So Tori decides to help Jade put on the play herself.

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1. - ALL RIGHT, NICE WORK, EVERYONE.

2. WAIT, TORI, ANDRE, BECK, JADE,

3. CAT, ROBBIE.

4. STAY FOR A MOMENT.

5. - UM, WHY DO YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S PURSE?

6. - I DON'T HAVE A—

7. GOOD GANDHI, WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?

8. AND WHERE'S MY DOZEN BAGELS?

9. - CAN I LEAVE?

10. - WAIT.

11. HOW WOULD YOU TEENAGERS LIKE TO DO SOMETHING

12. FOR MONEY?

13. - CAN WE HAVE SOME DETAILS FIRST?

14. - WELL, I ASSUME YOU'RE ALL FAMILIAR WITH KEVIN CHASE.

15. - THE GUY WHO OWNS LIKE HALF THE HOTELS IN VEGAS?

16. - I'M TELLING THE STORY!

17. - SORRY.

18. - KEVIN WAS MY ROOMMATE IN COLLEGE,

19. AND NOW HE'S EXTREMELY WEALTHY,

20. AND HIS LITTLE BOY IS TURNING FOUR YEARS OLD THIS WEEK.

21. AH, THE BIG "O"-FOUR.

22. - WHAT DO YOU WANT, MAN?

23. - KEVIN HIRED THE WAGGAFUFFLES...

24. - OOH! - ... TO PERFORM A SONG

25. AT HIS SON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

26. - OH, I LOVE THE WAGGAFUFFLES.

27. - SHUT UP.

28. - REX TOLD ME TO SHUT UP.

29. - YES, THANK YOU, REX.

30. - I'LL GIVE YOU THIS DOLLAR TO GET TO THE POINT.

31. - I COULDN'T POSSIBLY TAKE YOUR MONEY.

32. APPARENTLY...

33. THE WAGGAFUFFLES' PRIVATE JET...

34. CRASHED.

35. AND SO,

36. NOW, KEVIN NEEDS A NEW MUSICAL GROUP TO PERFORM

37. AT HIS SON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

38. - SO, YOU WANT US TO FORM A KIDDIE MUSICAL GROUP?

39. - FOR JUST ONE PERFORMANCE.

40. - NO.

41. - HE'LL PAY YOU $1,000.

42. - A THOUSAND?

43. - SHALL I TELL MY FRIEND YOU'RE ALL IN?

44. - OH, WHERE WOULD WE DO THIS?

45. - I'LL SET UP THE PARTY HERE AT SCHOOL

46. IN THE BLACK BOX THEATER.

47. YOU CAN PERFORM ON STAGE

48. AFTER THE KIDS HAVE THEIR CAKE AND ICE CREAM,

49. IT'LL BE FANTASTIC.

50. - THERE YOU ARE.

51. - AH, MY BAGELS.

52. SORRY ABOUT THE MIX-UP THERE.

53. - PULL YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR PANTS.

54. - BYE, MOM.

55. - THAT WAS YOUR MOM?

56. - NO.

57. - OKAY, WHAT DO WE HAVE SO FAR?

58. - I DON'T KNOW.

59. UH, CAT, RECORD THIS.

60. - 'KAY-KAY.

61. RECORDING.

62. - MY GRANDFATHER'S NOSE WAS BLOWN OFF IN THE WAR.

63. SO, THAT SONG IS A FILTHY LIE.

64. - WELL, I'M SORRY, I'M A SERIOUS MUSICIAN.

65. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE A LITTLE KIDDIE SONG.

66. - WHY DID WE SAY WE'D DO THIS? - IT'LL BE FUN.

67. - YEAH, IT'S SO FUN TO PUT ON HUMILIATING COSTUMES

68. AND DANCE AROUND LIKE IDIOTS

69. FOR STICKY, LITTLE THREE YEAR OLDS.

70. - FOUR YEAR OLDS.

71. AND MY MOM GREW THOSE FLOWERS IN HER GARDEN.

72. - THEY'RE LOVELY.

73. - OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT THIS SONG?

74. - WELL, WE HAVE TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT SOMETHING.

75. - OKAY, LET'S THINK.

76. WHAT DO FOUR-YEAR-OLD LITTLE KIDS LIKE?

77. - UM, CARTOONS. - ANIMALS.

78. - BEING ANNOYING.

79. - OH, I GOTTA TAKE THIS.

80. BACK IN A SEC.

81. HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'?

82. - ALL RIGHT, HERE. ON SPLASHFACE,

83. THE TOP SEVEN MOST POPULAR KIDDIE SONGS ARE ALL ABOUT FOOD.

84. - SO LET'S WRITE A KIDDIE SONG ABOUT FOOD.

85. - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

86. - I LIKE IT.

87. - ALL RIGHT, GREAT.

88. YO, TORI, COME HERE.

89. COME ON, HURRY.

90. - WHAT'S UP?

91. - REMEMBER LAST WEEK,

92. I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT MUSIC PRODUCER

93. WHO LISTENED TO MY DEMO?

94. - YEAH. - THAT WAS HIM.

95. HE PLAYED IT FOR HIS BOSS AND THEY MIGHT WANNA SIGN ME

96. TO THEIR RECORD LABEL. - SHUT UP.

97. - YOU SHUT UP.

98. - SO, NOW WHAT?

99. - HE WANTS ME TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER SONG.

100. HARMONICA SOLO.

101. - KEVIN. - SIKOWITZ.

102. - YOUR LITTLE HENRY ENJOYING HIMSELF?

103. - AAH. - NO!

104. - AHH, HE'S A CUTE LITTLE CANNIBAL.

105. - YES, IT CONCERNS ME.

106. - SIKOWITZ, SIKOWITZ.

107. - ONE SECOND.

108. YOU GUYS READY? - ALMOST.

109. EVERYONE'S CHANGING INTO THEIR COSTUMES.

110. - FAB-TASTIC.

111. - AND ANDRE WROTE US A REALLY GREAT LITTLE KID SONG.

112. - IT'S NOT THE ONE ROBBIE LEFT ON MY VOICEMAIL

113. ABOUT BROKEN GLASS, IS IT?

114. - NO, IT'S REALLY CUTE.

115. - EXCELLENT.

116. IT'S A VERY NICE THING YOU GUYS ARE DOING HERE.

117. - YEAH, YEAH, 1,000 BUCKS, RIGHT?

118. - INDEED.

119. - HEY, YOU BETTER COME HELP JADE.

120. - WITH WHAT?

121. - SHE CAN'T GET HER BOOBS IN THE HAMBURGER.

122. - PARDON?

123. - JUST— WE'LL BE READY IN 10 MINUTES.

124. COME ON.

125. - IN THE HAMBURGER?

126. - ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN, HOW MANY OF YOU LIKE

127. A MUSICAL GROUP CALLED...

128. THE WAGGAFUFFLES?

129. - YAY!

130. - YES, WELL, THEY'RE NOT HERE.

131. - BOO!

132. - NOW, NOW, DON'T BE LIKE THAT.

133. MM-HMM?

134. - I HEARD THE WAGGAFUFFLES' AIRPLANE FELL ON A MOUNTAIN.

135. - AH-HA.

136. ANYWAY, THE IMPORTANT PART IS,

137. WE HAVE A BRAND-NEW MUSICAL GROUP TO DO A SONG

138. FOR YOU TODAY.

139. - YAY!

140. - ALL RIGHT,

141. I GIVE YOU THE—

142. THE WARBLING—

143. THE DIDDLY-BOPS!

144. - HI, KIDS!

145. - APPARENTLY, WE'RE THE DIDDLY-BOPS.

146. - WE'RE HERE TO SING YOU A SPECIAL SONG...

147. - ALL ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE FOODS.

148. - SING ABOUT DINOSAURS.

149. - NO.

150. - NOW, GET READY.

151. - MINE IS PIZZA!

152. - HATE THIS.

153. - 1,000 BUCKS. - NOT ENOUGH.

154. - FOOD!

155. - DO ANOTHER SONG!

156. - NO.

157. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HENRY.

158. - WE DID THIS FOR MONEY.

159. - HEY, VEGA.

160. - HEY.

161. - HERE'S YOUR THEATER HISTORY BOOK.

162. THANKS.

163. - WHY IS IT ALL BLACK NOW?

164. - I HAVE BLACK PAINT.

165. - BUT, BUT WHY WOULD YOU PAINT—

166. - TORI, JADE, HI.

167. - HEY. - WHAT?

168. - THIS IS MY LITTLE NEPHEW, DEVON.

169. - HEY, DEVON. - WHAT?

170. - HE LOVES THE DIDDLY-BOPS AND WANTED TO KNOW

171. IF HE COULD GET YOUR AUTOGRAPHS.

172. - UH, HOW DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THE DIDDLY-BOPS?

173. - OH, HE SAW YOU GUYS DO YOUR SONG, "FAVORITE FOODS"

174. ON THAT WEBSITE, YOU KNOW, VIDEOS FOR KIDDIOS?

175. - WHAT? - WE'RE ON THAT WEBSITE?

176. - TOP OF THE HOMEPAGE. - WAIT, SOMEONE RECORDED US?

177. - CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPHS? - SURE.

178. - SHE WAS THE ICE CREAM CONE AND SHE WAS THE HAMBURGER.

179. - OKAY, DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. - YEAH, SERIOUSLY, DON'T.

180. - I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS, GUYS.

181. - NO PROB. - SHE WROTE A BAD WORD.

182. - I WRITE WHAT I FEEL.

183. - LET'S GO, DEVON.

184. - WHAT DOES THE WORD MEAN? - JUST KEEP WALKIN'.

185. - MAN, I DON'T WANNA BE ON THE INTERNET

186. LOOKIN' LIKE A BIG BLOB OF STUPID SPAGHETTI.

187. - I THOUGHT WE WERE SISTERS.

188. - NAH, I'M A DUDE.

189. - NOT YOU.

190. YOU FORMED A MUSICAL GROUP AND DIDN'T ASK ME TO BE IN IT?

191. - WE DIDN'T WANNA BE IN IT. - THEN WHY DID YOU—?

192. - HEY, ANDRE, THERE'S A HANDSOME MAN OVER THERE

193. WHO WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

194. - HE IS HANDSOME. WHO IS HE?

195. - THE GUY I TOLD YOU ABOUT, FROM THE RECORD LABEL.

196. - HE'S A MUSIC PRODUCER?

197. - DOWN, GIRL.

198. - I'LL BE BACK.

199. BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

200. - MAN, IT'S NOT ME.

201. MY BOSS WAS CHECKIN' YOU OUT ONLINE,

202. AND HE SAW YOU IN THAT SPAGHETTI COSTUME SINGIN'

203. ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE FOODS, AND—

204. - THAT WAS A ONE-TIME THING.

205. I SWEAR, I TAKE MY MUSIC REALLY SERIOUSLY.

206. - I KNOW THAT, BUT MICHAEL'S GOT THIS THING ABOUT IMAGE.

207. AND YOU KNOW, GUYS WHO DRESS UP AS PASTA

208. AND SING SONGS ABOUT FRUITS AND CHICKEN FINGERS...

209. - NUGGETS.

210. - NUGGETS.

211. THAT'S NOT THE IMAGE THAT HE WANTS FOR THE LABEL.

212. SORRY, KID.

213. - GET AWAY FROM MY CAR!

214. - OH, COME ON,

215. IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

216. - I JUST LOST THE BEST SHOT I'VE EVER HAD AT SIGNIN'

217. WITH A MAJOR RECORD LABEL...

218. - WHICH IS BAD.

219. Y'ALL CAN STARE AT ME, BUT IT'S STILL BAD.

220. - DUDE, YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AWESOME SONGWRITER

221. AND MUSICIAN. - THE BEST.

222. - AND THERE ARE OTHER RECORD LABELS.

223. - YEAH, AND THEY'RE ALL GONNA LOOK ME UP ON THE INTERNET

224. AND SEE ME DRESSED UP LIKE A PILE OF NOODLES,

225. SINGIN' A STUPID KIDDIE SONG.

226. - WELL, MAYBE, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

227. THAT YOUR LIFE IS OVER.

228. - IT KINDA DOES.

229. - AAH, MY ARM!

230. OHH! AAH!

231. - GIVE ME HIS ARM BACK!

232. - RUDE. - YEP.

233. - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

234. - I CHASED THAT RECORD PRODUCER FOR SEVEN BLOCKS.

235. I FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO HIM AT A RED LIGHT,

236. AND HE TRIED TO BACK OVER ME.

237. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

238. - I CAN. - YEAH, I CAN.

239. - HEY, YOU GUYS, GUESS WHAT?

240. I GOT US ANOTHER GIG. HA-HA.

241. - WHAT KINDA GIG? - THE DIDDLY-BOPS.

242. I GOT US BOOKED AT THE GREEN MEADOW MALL,

243. FRIDAY, AFTER SCHOOL.

244. - WHY?

245. - 'CAUSE LITTLE KIDS LOVE US.

246. AND I THOUGHT WE ALL LIKED BEING THE DIDDLY-BOPS.

247. - NO, WE HATE IT. - IT RUINED MY LIFE.

248. - BUT THEY'RE GONNA PAY US, AND I PROMISED WE'D BE THERE.

249. - WE ARE NEVER PERFORMING AS THE DIDDLY-BOPS EVER AGAIN.

250. - AW, PHOOEY.

251. - WHY DON'T YOU RIP HER ARM OFF?

252. - I'LL BE A DIDDLY-BOP.

253. - YOU WILL? - WHY?

254. - 'CAUSE I'LL BE ON STAGE, PERFORMING,

255. AND GETTING PAID TO SING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE WHO ADORE ME.

256. - YOU'LL BE DRESSED AS A HAMBURGER.

257. - SINGING TO FOUR-YEAR-OLDS.

258. - DON'T YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR YOURSELF?

259. - TAKE ME TO THE HAMBURGER.

260. - COME ON!

261. - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU MISSED TWO CLASSES.

262. - I'M JUST SITTING HERE.

263. - WHAT, POUTING? - NO.

264. - LISTEN, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET,

265. BUT YOU'RE NOT MAKING THINGS BETTER BY DITCHING CLASS

266. AND SITTING HERE BY YOURSELF DRINKING A GALLON OF...

267. CHOCOLATE BEVERAGE.

268. - DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT FOR ME, BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY

269. AS A SINGER AND A SONGWRITER IS EVERYTHING.

270. - PEOPLE DO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.

271. - THEY DID, UNTIL...

272. - IT'S CATCHY.

273. - CATCHY LIKE A RASH.

274. - OKAY, THEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR SONG, CHANGE IT.

275. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHANGE IT?

276. - I GOTTA GET TO CLASS.

277. YOU COMIN'?

278. - STUPID SONG.

279. - THAT SONG IS SO AWESOME!

280. HOW DID YOU TURN "FAVORITE FOODS" INTO THAT?

281. - I JUST STOPPED DRINKING MY CHOCOLATE BEVERAGE

282. AND GOT BUSY.

283. - YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT FOR THAT RECORD GUY

284. AND HIS BOSS. - HOW?

285. - YOU CAN DO A LIVE PERFORMANCE AT SCHOOL.

286. - THEY'RE NOT GONNA COME. - YEAH, THEY WILL.

287. I'LL BEG THEM. I'M A VERY GOOD BEGGAR.

288. OKAY? - DUDE...

289. - LISTEN, IF I CAN GET 'EM TO COME,

290. WILL YOU JUST SING YOUR STUPID SONG

291. THAT'S NOT STUPID ANYMORE?

292. - WILL YOU SING BACKUP FOR ME?

293. - YEAH, I WILL!

294. - HOW DID JADE FIT HER BOOBS IN THIS HAMBURGER?

295. - ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, PLEASE, QUIET DOWN, SETTLE DOWN.

296. NOW, LET'S GIVE A WARM GREEN MEADOW MALL WELCOME

297. TO INTERNET SENSATION, THE DIDDLY-BOPS!

298. - HI, KIDS!

299. - WELCOME TO THE GREEN MEADOW MALL.

300. - A GOOD PLACE TO SHOP.

301. - I'M A HOT DOG.

302. - SOMETHING'S WRONG HERE.

303. - THOSE AREN'T THE REAL DIDDLY-BOPS.

304. - WE ARE TOO THE DIDDLY-BOPS.

305. - THEY'RE FAKERS!

306. - BOO!

307. - THAT GUY'S LIKE 100 YEARS OLD.

308. - I'M 34!

309. - FAKERS! - FAKERS!

310. - BOO!

311. - FAKERS! - OH!

312. - FAKERS!

313. - THIS IS CALLED "SONG TO YOU".

314. - ALL RIGHT, WELL, KEEP ME POSTED, WILL YOU?

315. - ANDRE! WHOO!

316. - I LIKE HIM.

317. - MMM!

318. - Y'ALL CAN STARE AT ME, BUT IT'S STILL BAD.