1. The teachers, they didn't teach
the test on purpose.Copy !req
2. They want you fired.
It's a full mutiny.Copy !req
3. You guys are jerks.Copy !req
4. They're in!Copy !req
5. - All right
- Okay.Copy !req
6. Why are you
with Abbott if you're in love
with Snodgrass?Copy !req
7. Snodgrass is with Brian.Copy !req
8. Yeah, but Abbott...
you hate her.Copy !req
9. Look, I'm sorry
I strung you along but...Copy !req
10. It's not right,
I can't do this.Copy !req
11. Ow!
Right in the tits!Copy !req
12. Boo!Copy !req
13. Where the hell you get that?Copy !req
14. It was in the trunk.Copy !req
15. Isn't it really strange
how everythingCopy !req
16. worked out for Russell?Copy !req
17. Sorry I was mean
to you on this trip.Copy !req
18. We all make mistakes sometimes.Copy !req
19. Okay, kids, I have
an announcement to make.Copy !req
20. The HSAP test results are in.Copy !req
21. And I wish I could say that
the news was good, but I can't.Copy !req
22. It's great!
98th percentile English,Copy !req
23. 99th percentile math!Copy !req
24. The highest scores
in the state!Copy !req
25. Come on!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
26. Yeah, yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
27. Say a few words.
Here you go.Copy !req
28. Uh, hello. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
29. Uh, Jeremy, you have
always been a mentor to me
for a very long time,Copy !req
30. so this really means a lot.Copy !req
31. I would like to share this
moment with some teachersCopy !req
32. who came up with
their own very, very special
ways of helping me out.Copy !req
33. Mr. Seychelles, Ms. Deets,Copy !req
34. Mr. Milner,
and Ms. Abbott.Copy !req
35. Come on, guys. Don't be shy.Copy !req
36. Come on. Come on, that's right.Copy !req
37. For all your help
with our HSAP success,Copy !req
38. I want to honor you.Copy !req
39. Now form a line right there.Copy !req
40. These are my gold star teachers!Copy !req
41. Mr. Seychelles.Copy !req
42. No. No.Copy !req
43. You fucking wear it.Copy !req
44. Mr. Milner.Copy !req
45. Ms. Regina Deets.Copy !req
46. And, last but not least,
Ms. Abbott.Copy !req
47. Our gold star teachers
will now be availableCopy !req
48. to all of our students 24/7!Copy !req
49. I have posted
their personal phone numbers
on our school's Web site.Copy !req
50. And get this.
They will also beCopy !req
51. our prom chaperones.Copy !req
52. They will be there with youCopy !req
53. on your night!Copy !req
54. Okay, let's bring it down.
Bring it way down.Copy !req
55. Down, down, down, down.
Down, down, down.Copy !req
56. Let this be a lesson for every
student sitting here before meCopy !req
57. that no matter what
obstacles we face,Copy !req
58. no matter what challenges
lie before us,Copy !req
59. we will fight,
and we will win.Copy !req
60. Because we are...Copy !req
61. Tigers!Copy !req
62. And hear us...Copy !req
63. Roar!Copy !req
64. Hear us!
Roar!Copy !req
65. Hear us!
Roar!Copy !req
66. Now give yourselves a hand.Copy !req
67. Swift, have you seen Neal?Copy !req
68. I've been looking
for him everywhere.Copy !req
69. Oh, um, he asked me
to give you this.Copy !req
70. What the fuck is this,
a spaceship on a ladder?Copy !req
71. I think it's a train.Copy !req
72. On a ladder?Copy !req
73. No, I think
those are train tracks, sir.Copy !req
74. Oh, yes.
Yeah.Copy !req
75. Gamby?Copy !req
76. Gamby?Copy !req
77. Hello!Copy !req
78. What the fuck, man?
Why are you acting so weird?Copy !req
79. You missed the assembly,
you call me out here
to these train tracks.Copy !req
80. As you can see, I have
no weapons. I am unarmed.Copy !req
81. So, tell me Russell, do you
feel bad about shooting me?Copy !req
82. Do I feel bad about what?Copy !req
83. So am I.Copy !req
84. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
85. You got this
all wrong, friend.Copy !req
86. Friend? Are we friends?Copy !req
87. Of course we're friends!
What the fuck is wrong with you?Copy !req
88. I found the shooter's mask
in your Jeep.Copy !req
89. You hid it
in your wife's trunk,
you fucking coward!Copy !req
90. Uh, okay.
You are completely insane.Copy !req
91. I don't know what you're
talking about. Mask, what,
like a Halloween mask?Copy !req
92. The shooter's mask,
you motherfucker!Copy !req
93. You tried to fucking
kill me for a job, Russell!Copy !req
94. Come on, Gamby.Copy !req
95. No. Don't try
to sweet-talk me.Copy !req
96. Settle your affairs
and gather your things.Copy !req
97. I am banishing you
from North Jackson High.Copy !req
98. If your resignation
is not on Haas's desk
by first thing in the morning,Copy !req
99. I will fucking shoot you.Copy !req
100. Well, if you're not gonna
shoot me now,Copy !req
101. do you mind getting that gun
out of my fucking face?Copy !req
102. I say when the gun goes down.Copy !req
103. What if you shoot me
in the back as
I'm walking away?Copy !req
104. If I want to shoot you
in the back, I could
shoot you in the back.Copy !req
105. But I've already told you,
I'm not going toCopy !req
106. 'cause I'm gonna shoot you
fucking tomorrow morning,
not a moment sooner.Copy !req
107. You're making a big mistake.Copy !req
108. You're not in control,
Russell,Copy !req
109. so shut the fuck up!Copy !req
110. How many kids
you got coming?Copy !req
111. Oh, I think we'll
invite around 30, right?Copy !req
112. All right.
With kids and parents, too.Copy !req
113. No, it's like ten.
I just gotta know
how many.Copy !req
114. That's a fascinating story.Copy !req
115. But I'd like to share
something with you right nowCopy !req
116. that's a little
more fascinating.Copy !req
117. It's over.
What's over?Copy !req
118. All the bad shit that's
been happening this year.Copy !req
119. All the horrendous terrible
stuff, it's finally done.Copy !req
120. My case is solved.Copy !req
121. Hey, cops caught your shooter.Copy !req
122. No, the cops didn't catch shit.Copy !req
123. I caught him,
and I dealt with him.Copy !req
124. Wait. It's a him?Copy !req
125. Don't worry about
who it is, okay?Copy !req
126. Just know that it's done.Copy !req
127. We're safe again.
All right.Copy !req
128. Were we ever
in danger, Gamby?Copy !req
129. Oh, yes, Ray, we were.Copy !req
130. Every fucking day
of our lives.Copy !req
131. Whew. What a relief, huh?Copy !req
132. Feels different, right?Copy !req
133. I don't know, feels
the same to me.
Yeah.Copy !req
134. No. It's different.Copy !req
135. Come on, Nash.
Let's get this show on the road.Copy !req
136. Eh, let's give him
five more minutes.Copy !req
137. You know, he might
just be running late.Copy !req
138. No. Nash, look,
Russell is not
showing up today, okay?Copy !req
139. Are you sure?
Yeah.Copy !req
140. I've never been more positive
of something in my life.Copy !req
141. Ah. There he is.Copy !req
142. Heh-heh.Copy !req
143. Good morning,
friendly employees.Copy !req
144. What the hell
you doing here?Copy !req
145. Well, I'm here
for work, dummy.Copy !req
146. We were just about
to raise the flag
without you.Copy !req
147. Oh, no, no, no, no.
You can't do that.Copy !req
148. I'm the boss.Copy !req
149. Yeah.Copy !req
150. Blossoming! Minds
and hearts blossoming.Copy !req
151. Hello.Copy !req
152. Russell! Russell,
you motherfucker.Copy !req
153. What do you
think you're doing?Copy !req
154. My job.
I'm being the principal.Copy !req
155. I told you what would happen
if you came back here.Copy !req
156. Oh, you're gonna
kill me? Get real.Copy !req
157. I don't have time to play
make-believe with you
anymore, Gamby.Copy !req
158. Do not take
my threats lightly.Copy !req
159. I am a man to be feared,
you son of a bitch!Copy !req
160. Because of the way
you're acting,Copy !req
161. you're a man
to be laughed at.Copy !req
162. Oh, here they are.Copy !req
163. The reporters
from The Review.Copy !req
164. They're gonna do a little story
on me for their Sunday edition.Copy !req
165. Excuse me, Gamby.Copy !req
166. Hi.
This way.Copy !req
167. Okay, great.
This way.
We'll walk. We'll walk.Copy !req
168. Fuck!Copy !req
169. Boom, boom, boom.Copy !req
170. Willows, I need you.Copy !req
171. My shooter
has revealed himself,Copy !req
172. and he is none other
than Lee Russell.Copy !req
173. Russell?Copy !req
174. I think I'm finally starting
to get your sense of humor.Copy !req
175. It's dry as hell,
but it's funny, man.Copy !req
176. Are you kidding, boss?Copy !req
177. No, I'm not kidding.
I'm deadly serious.Copy !req
178. And you should know that I have
a firearm we need it.Copy !req
179. You brought a gun to school?Copy !req
180. You can't have a gun
in school, Gamby.Copy !req
181. Can't bring
a gun to school, boss.Copy !req
182. No, duh. I said
I have a firearm.Copy !req
183. I didn't say I brought it
here to school.Copy !req
184. Goddamn it, Willows!
Don't start doing your job now.Copy !req
185. You feeling all right, Gamby?Copy !req
186. Yes. I'm fine.Copy !req
187. Amanda, I want to be honest
with you about something.Copy !req
188. Okay. Honesty's good.Copy !req
189. I've done some things,
some terrible thingsCopy !req
190. to help Lee Russell
rise to power.Copy !req
191. How terrible?Copy !req
192. Lee and I burned down
Belinda Brown's house,Copy !req
193. and then we blackmailed her,
we forced her out of her job.Copy !req
194. We basically destroyed
her whole entire life,Copy !req
195. and then Lee shot me.
Holy fuck. What?Copy !req
196. I know, it's a lot to take in.
Just breathe. It's okay.Copy !req
197. I just want you to know
that all the wrongs
are about to be righted.Copy !req
198. I'm gonna fix all
the terrible shit
that I've done, okay?Copy !req
199. You... You burned
Dr. Brown's house down?Copy !req
200. Shh. Yes, yes.
But the more
important crime hereCopy !req
201. is that someone
I trusted shot me.Copy !req
202. Why are you looking
at me like that?Copy !req
203. I guh...
be should class now.Copy !req
204. You motherfucker, Gamby!Copy !req
205. This is because of you!
You did this to me!Copy !req
206. Come on, this is not
the time or place.
I told you we're done.Copy !req
207. So you wanna break up with me
and then have Russell punish me?Copy !req
208. I will take
everything from you.Copy !req
209. Everything we've built.
I will fucking destroy you!Copy !req
210. Come on. Come in here!Copy !req
211. Get the fuck off of me!
Get off me!
Go fucking in there!Copy !req
212. Stop fighting me!
Fucking go!Copy !req
213. Gold star teachers!Copy !req
214. Go! Everyone stop
what you're doing!Copy !req
215. I have a revelation
that is going to rock you.Copy !req
216. Neal Gamby spent spring break
with Lee Russell.Copy !req
217. Oh, my God.
They're still friends!Copy !req
218. No!
He was never part
of our group!Copy !req
219. What in the hell, Gamby?Copy !req
220. I knew we shouldn't have
asked him to payday drinks.Copy !req
221. Forget it. Soiled. Gone.Copy !req
222. You sold us out
to your BFF?Copy !req
223. He's not my BFF, okay?Copy !req
224. In fact, I'm working on a plan
right now to topple him
once and for all!Copy !req
225. Oh, I'm working on a plan.
I'm working on a plan.Copy !req
226. Backstabbing prick.Copy !req
227. See? Nobody likes you again.
Does that feel familiar?Copy !req
228. Sue?Copy !req
229. Abbott
Fucking choke on it.Copy !req
230. Look, nothing I ever did hereCopy !req
231. was ever not in the best
interest of North Jackson
High School!Copy !req
232. I'm done. I'm done.Copy !req
233. You'll see.
I'll show you all.Copy !req
234. Oh, hello, Gamby.Copy !req
235. Newspaper story went well.
I think they'll write
something nice.Copy !req
236. If you think lording
those reporters over me
is gonna impress,Copy !req
237. well, you got
another thing coming.Copy !req
238. Your time is up, Russell.Copy !req
239. You're forcing
my fucking hand.Copy !req
240. Go ahead then. Do it.Copy !req
241. Pull the trigger.Copy !req
242. Fuck!Copy !req
243. As much as you like
to act like Rambo,Copy !req
244. the truth is you're
just a softhearted man.Copy !req
245. You don't have the fucking balls
to go to war with me.Copy !req
246. Now, I tried
to reason with you.Copy !req
247. But you're like a child.Copy !req
248. So you're fired.Copy !req
249. So you're gonna take it there?
Oh, you're
goddamn right I am.Copy !req
250. You just tried
to fucking kill me, Gamby.Copy !req
251. Well, you tried
to kill me first.Copy !req
252. Get out.
No.Copy !req
253. Get out.
No, it's my school,
too, Russell.Copy !req
254. Fucking get out.
Get the fuck out! Get out!Copy !req
255. There's no lime in here.
Where's the lime?Copy !req
256. In five, four, three...Copy !req
257. two, one.Copy !req
258. Good day, Tigers.Copy !req
259. And what a wonderful day
it is to be a Tiger.Copy !req
260. I want you to be on the lookout
for this Sunday's edition
of The Review,Copy !req
261. where a certain
prized principal,
your very own,Copy !req
262. might be the feature,
feature story.Copy !req
263. A fun fact.
On this day in 1994,Copy !req
264. Russia agreed
to phase out the productionCopy !req
265. of weapons-grade plutonium.Copy !req
266. Now, if they can do that,Copy !req
267. certainly we can phase out
loitering in the hallways.Copy !req
268. Today's Korean proverb is...Copy !req
269. Which means "At the end
of hardship comes happiness."Copy !req
270. And that is a very valuable
lesson for all of us to learn.Copy !req
271. So, thank you very,
very much for this—Copy !req
272. Neal Gamby,
what are you doing—Copy !req
273. Hey, what the fuck
is wrong with you?Copy !req
274. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
275. Aah!Copy !req
276. Hah! Hah! Hah!Copy !req
277. You know what?Copy !req
278. Come on, you fucker!Copy !req
279. Come on, get up, Gamby!
Come on!Copy !req
280. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ha!Copy !req
281. No, guys, guys, guys.
Get back!Copy !req
282. Oh!Copy !req
283. Aah!Copy !req
284. Oh!
No!Copy !req
285. Ooh!Copy !req
286. Oh!Copy !req
287. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
288. What the hell?Copy !req
289. Oh, you're gonna
throw shit at me?Copy !req
290. Help me! Help! Help me!Copy !req
291. Fuck him up, Mr. Gamby!Copy !req
292. You fucker!Copy !req
293. Freeze, Gamby.Copy !req
294. Willows!Copy !req
295. You escort this maniac
off of this campus!Copy !req
296. He is no longer an employee
of North Jackson High School!Copy !req
297. He is nothing!Copy !req
298. Come on, boss,
you gotta go.Copy !req
299. No! You take him out front.Copy !req
300. I want everyone
to see him.
No!Copy !req
301. Everyone!Copy !req
302. Hey, Neal.Copy !req
303. Uh, your gate was open.Copy !req
304. Yeah, no duh. Disabled
all my security perimeter.Copy !req
305. All my defense weapons
are offline.Copy !req
306. Are you okay?
I tried calling.
What happened?Copy !req
307. What do you think happened?Copy !req
308. I just outgrew North Jackson.Copy !req
309. Had to step down.
No other choice.Copy !req
310. Step down?
That was you stepping down?Copy !req
311. Okay, I was fired. Whatever.Copy !req
312. C'est la vie.
What, did you come here
to make fun of me?Copy !req
313. No, I'm—Copy !req
314. I'm here to see
if you're okay.Copy !req
315. Well, yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fucking...Copy !req
316. training to play basketball.Copy !req
317. Maybe this'll be
my new life, you know?Copy !req
318. I'll just play
pickup games for money.Copy !req
319. God! Fuck!Copy !req
320. All that stuff I told you
about what I did for Lee,Copy !req
321. that's the reason why I didn't
talk to you after the shooting.Copy !req
322. I just... I was ashamed
of who I'd become.Copy !req
323. You know,
when you read my book...Copy !req
324. you were the only person
who believed in me.Copy !req
325. And...Copy !req
326. I believe in you too.Copy !req
327. I mean, what you've done
is... is very fucked up,Copy !req
328. but I believe
that you're a good person,Copy !req
329. and that your heart
is in the right place.Copy !req
330. And I know that
Russell is a true tyrant.Copy !req
331. Check this shit out.Copy !req
332. This was in my mailbox.Copy !req
333. So you're a gold star
teacher now, too.Copy !req
334. This is all my fault.Copy !req
335. I have to stop him.Copy !req
336. I need to hit
that son of a bitch
where it hurts.Copy !req
337. I wanna come with you.Copy !req
338. If I make this shot,
you may come with.Copy !req
339. Okay.Copy !req
340. Did I do it?
You did.Copy !req
341. This is gonna be
hard for you to believe,Copy !req
342. but I found out that Lee Russell
tried to murder me.Copy !req
343. A few months ago,
I would have said no way,Copy !req
344. but now, anything
is possible with him, I guess.Copy !req
345. So you'll help us
destroy him?Copy !req
346. I know he's caused
you a lot of pain.Copy !req
347. Those lies he spread
about your ex-boyfriend,Copy !req
348. the stuff with the sex
to the other boys.Copy !req
349. He totally ruined his life
and possibly yours.Copy !req
350. I'm sure there's some level
of abuse going on as well?Copy !req
351. No. There was not
any real abuse. It's...Copy !req
352. Are you sure?
Because if there was something,Copy !req
353. then that'd be an easy way
to get him out.Copy !req
354. We could just report him
to Haas and
boot him out.Copy !req
355. Lee...Copy !req
356. Excuse me.
What is she saying?Copy !req
357. She's saying to take you
to his hiding place.Copy !req
358. Come on.Copy !req
359. He liked to keep
detailed records.Copy !req
360. Oh, my God.Copy !req
361. It's all so organized.Copy !req
362. It's like a serial killer's
storage unit.Copy !req
363. God, and it smells
like him too. Gross.Copy !req
364. Goddamn! What the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
365. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
366. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
367. Oh, my God.Copy !req
368. Ugh.Copy !req
369. Here it is.Copy !req
370. His sister's diary.Copy !req
371. Almost every entry
is about Lee.Copy !req
372. His family knows who he is
more than anyone.Copy !req
373. I think that's
why he hates them.Copy !req
374. Can we borrow this?Copy !req
375. Where the fuck are you
taking us anyway?Copy !req
376. Stop complaining,
Reggie.Copy !req
377. Right on time, Dayshawn.Copy !req
378. Workers, my people,
come to me.Copy !req
379. Diamondbacks
and cockleburs around here.Copy !req
380. Just right here.
Ouch!Copy !req
381. Oh, Jesus.
This is a Gamby thing?Copy !req
382. I don't know
about you guys,Copy !req
383. but I don't feel safe around
this violent psychopath.Copy !req
384. You can go
fuck yourself, Gamby!Copy !req
385. Move, Sue.
It's okay, people,
just let her go. It's fine.Copy !req
386. Thank you, gold star
teachers for coming.
I appreciate it.Copy !req
387. Now where are
the goddamn bad kids?Copy !req
388. What do you want?Copy !req
389. Robin, what the fuck?
I told you to be here
five minutes ago!Copy !req
390. I thought you got fired.Copy !req
391. I was conquered
by Lee Russell, yes.Copy !req
392. And for that I'm sorry.
Why are you still here, then?Copy !req
393. The reason why I brought
all of you out hereCopy !req
394. is because each of you represent
the backbone of this school,Copy !req
395. and right now
North Jackson needs you.Copy !req
396. Oh, okay.
Yeah,
it's more big words.Copy !req
397. You and Lee are butt buddies.
Who are you trying to kid?Copy !req
398. I'm not trying to kid
anyone, Milner. I'm not
butt buddies with Lee.Copy !req
399. Yeah, man, so what if he is?Copy !req
400. Maybe Lee Russell is
fucking Mr. Gamby?Copy !req
401. That don't mean he's
not trying to help us.Copy !req
402. Well, that'd be him
fucking over his butt buddy,Copy !req
403. and they're already fucking
if they're butt buddies.
We're not butt buddies!Copy !req
404. No one else say
we're butt buddies,
it's annoying!Copy !req
405. Just saying,
that's just possible.Copy !req
406. People, look, I have
no respect for that man.Copy !req
407. He has put his boot
on our throats long enough,Copy !req
408. and it is time that
lying sack of shit
was taken the fuck down!Copy !req
409. Amen!
Hey, we got your back,
Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
410. Whatever you fucking need.Copy !req
411. Lee Russell never
done anything to me,Copy !req
412. but I'll whip that skinny
motherfucker's ass.Copy !req
413. Lee's a slippery eel.
How we gonna take him out?Copy !req
414. With a secret weapon.Copy !req
415. Behold!Copy !req
416. Lee Russell's
sister's diary.Copy !req
417. Inside this are
all the exploits
and disgusting behaviorCopy !req
418. that Lee Russell has done
since he was a child.Copy !req
419. His secrets
shall be weaponized.Copy !req
420. Oh, they're butt buddies.Copy !req
421. This is what we're
gonna go with, guys.Copy !req
422. 'Cause he's not gonna
want anyone to know
about what's in here.Copy !req
423. This is gonna fuck him up.
This is gonna be the go-to.Copy !req
424. This is how we do it, guys.Copy !req
425. I do like the husband.Copy !req
426. I think the husband's nice
and like, the whole—Copy !req
427. Neal? What are
you doing here?Copy !req
428. What happened to your face?Copy !req
429. Gale, don't make me
feel self-conscious
about my wounds, okay?Copy !req
430. Look, it's all
coming to an end. It's over.Copy !req
431. Whoa, whoa.
What's over?Copy !req
432. I thought you already told us
that it was all over?Copy !req
433. That's because I thought
it was over, but it wasn't over.Copy !req
434. Now is the time when
it's the over for real.Copy !req
435. It's all starting
in a few moments.Copy !req
436. Is everything okay, buddy?
You need anything from us?Copy !req
437. Strength and forgiveness.Copy !req
438. I'm about to enter
the belly of the beastCopy !req
439. and I'm not sure
if I'm gonna make it out.Copy !req
440. So it's important for me
to let the both of you knowCopy !req
441. how much you mean to meCopy !req
442. in case I don't make it
out alive tonight.Copy !req
443. Gale, I know you and I have
never been on the same page,Copy !req
444. but without you,
there would be no Janelle.Copy !req
445. So, for that, there'll always be
a very tiny, minuscule,Copy !req
446. eensy-beansy part of me
that will love you forever.Copy !req
447. Wow, Neal, I'm—Copy !req
448. Shh. It's fine. Don't say
something snide and ruin it.Copy !req
449. Okay, thank you.
That's very sweet of you.Copy !req
450. I don't even
have the words.
I know.Copy !req
451. What's going on?Copy !req
452. Um...
Janelle.Copy !req
453. Baby, it's time for your
father to meet his fate.Copy !req
454. I just want you to know
that I'll always be your dadCopy !req
455. and I'll
always be with you.Copy !req
456. Even if I get
myself killed this evening.Copy !req
457. You're scaring me.Copy !req
458. Ray, will you give me
a ride to the prom?Copy !req
459. To the prom king
and the prom queen.Copy !req
460. May your life be a dream.Copy !req
461. Or a fucking nightmare.Copy !req
462. Hey, no students allowed
backstage, you know that!Copy !req
463. And smoking weed
at a high school prom?Copy !req
464. What the fuck
is wrong with you?Copy !req
465. Oh, that's real original.
You have a tiger mask.Copy !req
466. Just, just give me that.Copy !req
467. Oh, no wonder.
Neal Gamby's boy.Copy !req
468. Look at you.
Fucking stupid.Copy !req
469. Uh... I'm—Copy !req
470. Whoa, whoa!
Get the fuck!Copy !req
471. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
472. No, no, no, no! No! No!Copy !req
473. Open this fucking door!Copy !req
474. Greetings.Copy !req
475. Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
476. You don't give up, do you?Copy !req
477. Face it, Gamby.
I'm smarter than you.Copy !req
478. Whatever you say.Copy !req
479. I just wanted to stop by
to show you something
that Christine gave me.Copy !req
480. Christine?Copy !req
481. You talked—
You talked to Christine?Copy !req
482. She gave me a little tour
of your hiding place,Copy !req
483. with the binders,
the toys, curios.Copy !req
484. You fucker, that's private.
Oh, I know it is.Copy !req
485. Very private.Copy !req
486. Just like this.Copy !req
487. Look familiar?Copy !req
488. Give that book, you—Copy !req
489. Whew. You had quite
the colorful childhood, huh?Copy !req
490. That's my personal
property, Gamby.Copy !req
491. Give it back to me.Copy !req
492. "June 3rd, 1984.Copy !req
493. "Lee tied a cat up in a sack
and drowned it in a pond.Copy !req
494. Now we call him
'The Kitty Killer'
till he cries."Copy !req
495. Gamby, don't, okay?Copy !req
496. Be an adult.
Give it back to me, please.Copy !req
497. And then there's this one,
of course. Pretty humorous.Copy !req
498. "August 12th, 1989.Copy !req
499. "Today me and my sister were
spying on Lee in the bathroom,Copy !req
500. "when we caught him standing
on the bathroom sinkCopy !req
501. inspecting his own
asshole in the mirror."Copy !req
502. There's a Polaroid
attached to this one.
Gamby, I'm asking you, please.Copy !req
503. Don't do this, okay?
Just give it back to me.Copy !req
504. It's the tip
of the iceberg, though.Copy !req
505. I mean, the juicy stuff?
That comes in the teen years.Copy !req
506. Okay. You've had your laugh.Copy !req
507. I get it.Copy !req
508. I'll laugh with you, honestly.Copy !req
509. I... I totally understand.Copy !req
510. Just give it back to me, please?
I'll forgive everything, okay?Copy !req
511. That's— That's... It's mine.Copy !req
512. My people have control
of the PA system,Copy !req
513. and I am fully prepared
to walk out of this roomCopy !req
514. and read this diary
in its entiretyCopy !req
515. to every single fucking
person in that prom.Copy !req
516. And I might start with this.
"April 2nd, 1993.Copy !req
517. "Today Lee was kicked out
of gymnastics for—"Copy !req
518. Don't! Don't read that.Copy !req
519. I know what I did that day.Copy !req
520. I never want
to see your face again.Copy !req
521. It's over, Lee. You're done.Copy !req
522. You're gonna leave this
fucking school, and you're
never gonna come back.Copy !req
523. The gold star teachers
have given meCopy !req
524. an official recommendation
to replace you.Copy !req
525. All that stands in my way...Copy !req
526. is your resignation,Copy !req
527. which I have kindly
filled out for you.Copy !req
528. Sign it.Copy !req
529. Sign it, Russell.Copy !req
530. You still think
I'm not so smart?Copy !req
531. I beat you.Copy !req
532. It's over.Copy !req
533. Are you okay?Copy !req
534. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
535. He's gone.Copy !req
536. What a year it's been,
North Jackson.Copy !req
537. Lots of ups and downs.Copy !req
538. But we've all made it.Copy !req
539. Without further
ado, as the acting principal,Copy !req
540. it's with great honor
that I begin this graduation.Copy !req
541. Calm down and think.Copy !req
542. Think! Think!Copy !req
543. Oh, no, no.Copy !req
544. One, two, three.
Say "cheese."Copy !req