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3. Neal Gamby and I are
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5. for the high school
assessment program.
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6. Shouldn't tests be
about learning?
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the district learning
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principal I am.
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to the tests.
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have done is wrong.
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14. North Jackson High School,
they're in!
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18. Why do all these bad things
keep happening to me?
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they'll be here,
so they'll be here.
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It's Big Cuckoo,
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the little birdy with me.
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23. Uh, Nash said
you wanted to see me?
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25. I wanted to thank you for
your help with the HSAPs.
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26. Since certain
enemies of the school
revealed themselves,
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what we did was right.
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is back on track.
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30. would eat a baby's dick
to expose us,
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to the grave.
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I'm not gonna say
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if I don't use that
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Yup.
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47. Great. Great.
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to Sedona.
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Hm.
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Hm. I hear you're, uh,
going to the beach?
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53. Yeah, I am.
To Isle of Palms
with my daughter.
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54. Not Abbott though.
She's not allowed
to come to the ocean.
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festival in Asheville.
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from his new novel.
Oh.
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where it's not just you
sucking his meat-stick.
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Well, great.
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65. That's so great.
I'm so happy to hear
everybody's having such a...
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at spring break.
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about it.
Really?
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Okay.
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78. Settle down! I'm excited
to get out of here too,
but be civilized.
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Hey, how's it going?
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your jean jacket?
I don't know.
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I don't really feel
like it's my style.
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for a whole week. I hate it!
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a special bonding thing.
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87. Oh, my God, you know what
I just thought of just now?
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88. What?
What if I went
with you guys?
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89. Let's not even think
about that 'cause that's
never gonna happen, okay?
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90. Are you sure
you're not mad at me?
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kind of distant.
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Hey, Sue.
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these people out
of here on time.
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95. I have to tell you something.
I'm nervous about it.
Everything okay?
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96. Just don't freak out 'cause
it's actually really beautiful.
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97. Well, I'm gonna freak out
if you don't tell me
what it is. What is it?
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98. Remember that time
when you tried to pull out
and I leg-locked you?
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102. What?
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109. I love you.
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110. Shit.
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you were comin'.
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112. I would have disabled
my perimeter defenses.
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113. I'm sorry, Gamby.
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114. I just had the ugliest meeting
with Christine and her lawyer.
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spring break ever
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in that big ol' house
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what you want me
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on spring break with you.
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for me and Janelle.
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we can even take my new Jeep.
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satellite radio,
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a motherfucking sunroof!
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Surprise.
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135. Yo, Neal, we were just gabbing
with your lady-friend here.
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are you doing here?
Got you some
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here for your trip.
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did you not invite Jen
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on the beach trip?
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that was part of this.
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is about Neal
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with Janelle,
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145. and I would never ever want
to be in the way of that.
Aww.
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146. Let's kiss
in front of your family.
That's really nice.
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147. Uh, Janelle, hey, cool.
Time to go bye-bye.
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148. Deb and Beth are
still getting changed.
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149. Hey, baby,
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150. Because you don't tan,
you know, you burn.
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like you know everything?
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like her father.
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in front of her friends.
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156. Hey, Deb, Deb's the one
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a chit-chat in privacy?
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because I'm not.
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the most of this trip.
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167. When we first started going out,
I might have tailed you once.
Jesus!
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how super-psycho that sounds?
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It's a rental— rental Jeep.
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inside the house now and—
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sitting in there?
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the fucking house right now!
What the fuck, Neal?
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Calm down, fuck-face.
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178. Are you going
on spring break?
Yes, I am.
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thing, okay?
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180. He's going through a divorce.
He was being a good friend!
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You're a psycho!
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you're a fucking psycho!
You're a psycho!
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Oh no.
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on spring break
but I can't?
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Stop that.
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What? That's so fucked up!
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She's done.
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Let's do it.
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196. Hey, Ray! Hey, Janelle!
Clean up these brownie things.
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Okay? Ray works very hard
on this lawn.
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Oh, it's so good to see you.
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Yeah, sure.
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Nice to meet you.
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this is amazing!
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with one of the honorees.
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you agreed to accompany me.
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what about the line?
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No, no, don't worry.
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208. Ooh, there's a huge you.
Look. Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
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to spell it for me.
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for your reading.
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of course, aren't you?
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we get you a good seat.
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218. Wonderful.
They will admit you to all
of the events at the festival,
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we have a reservation
at Jason's Steakhouse
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220. Ooh, Jason's.
for you and the other
writers being honored.
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for your help...
Come on, sweetheart.
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Let's go.
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Yes.
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Ohio plates!
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point for me!
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like a million to zip.
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Can we stop now?
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"Can we stop now"?
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239. You know, me and my friends,
when we were young, whew.
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if one of us fell asleep
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we'd put their hand
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That one's classic!
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each other pee?
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to do that?
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embarrassing to pee.
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for the person
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of teenage girls
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Snodgrass' book.
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Oh, it's incredible.
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like this before.
Really?
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for reading books,
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a fantastic tale.
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with Snodgrass? Tell me.
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261. Snodgrass is with Brian.
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262. Yeah, but Abbott?
I mean, you hate her.
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to get in your head,
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sucks, Russell.
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the— the fear,
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masturbation, it's—
it's terrible.
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like Jen Abbott's better
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A bathing suit?
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than underpanties do.
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It's called a Brazilian.
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the teenagers now. Cheers.
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282. Yeah, they are.
Like, I totally want
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Well,
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a Brazilian, Janelle.
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for Christ's sake.
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Totally.
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Janelle's lost six pounds.
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fascinating! Cheers!
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Cheers.
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fascinating creatures.
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Oh.
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You all right?
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Yup.
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perfect as is.
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of their suggestions, Brian.
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No.
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that all depends
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and on the writer.
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with the title for my new book.
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when Janelle would let me
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on the boardwalk.
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She's just trying
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queen bee, that one.
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335. Yeah, 'B' for bitch.
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336. She's got Janelle acting
all mean and teenager-y.
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337. Well, she's definitely
advanced for her age.
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of that ass.
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a boy's heart on that.
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she's advanced for her age.
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somebody needs to take
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Shh, shh, shh.
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just spilled on me!
What the fuck?
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Nothing!
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drinks to have.
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in the dark by Deb's bed?
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your pee prank!
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That's piss! No way!
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It was Russell
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didn't think I needed
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to take all those notes.
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No, no.
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No—
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I'm not— I'm not—
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You're— you're forcing
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for the YA marketplace.
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Yes, please.
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like me needs to use
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in his tackle box to lure
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Listen.
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about the slider challenge?
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about me eating stupid sliders.
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when you ate 25 sliders
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whole entire meal comped.
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by those two homosexuals.
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That's right.
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she completed the burger
challenge five years ago.
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up on the wall,
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to find it out there.
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they come down sometimes
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for the new pictures.
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on the slider challenge rules.
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you take the pictures down.
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handpick five photos
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'cause we're about to put
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Dad, I am not eating 25 burgers
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421. Babe, look, I know that
you've changed, okay,
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422. but that part of you
has not changed.
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423. You can do it.
I know you can.
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424. Dad, I'm not doing it.
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425. Me neither.
I'm not hungry.
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426. It's disgusting to eat
that much red meat.
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427. Honestly, Gamby, I don't think
I can do 25 sliders either.
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428. Well, goddammit.
Okay, you know what?
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429. It'll just be
one slider challenge.
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430. I'll be the only person
here to do it to get
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431. his picture on the wall,
and you guys will
just be jealous.
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432. Can I just go out alone
with my friends?
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433. Alone?
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434. What, so you can do drugs?
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435. Drink? Do graffiti on things?
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436. Meet fellas?
Absolutely not.
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437. That's not happening, okay?
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438. I'm not gonna go home
with three damn teen moms
on my hands.
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439. Not me. I'm on the pill.
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440. Just let the girls go, Gamby.
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441. You need to give her
a chance to be trusted.
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442. Please, Dad.
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443. Please, Dad.
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444. Fine. Go.
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445. Thank you, Dad.
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446. Keep your cell phone
on you, all right?
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447. And stay here
by the boardwalk, all right?
Got it.
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448. Don't do anything
we wouldn't do.
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449. Don't come back late.
I love you, Janelle.
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450. Love you too!
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451. Hey, I have a crazy idea.
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452. Let's go have some fun.
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453. You know what?
This is exactly
what I needed.
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454. I just need
to trust Janelle.
She's a good girl.
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455. She makes smart
choices, you know?
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456. And here we are.
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457. I love it. It's great.
I love it too! God!
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458. Can we get two more
margaritas, please?
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459. I'm just having fun
for the first time
in a long time.
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460. I really appreciate this, buddy.
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461. I'm glad I can be there
for you, buddy.
Buddy.
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462. Always.
I know you're going
through tough times,
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463. but things will
get better, I promise you.
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464. Yes, things will get better.
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465. Things are about to get better
right now.
They always turn out.
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466. What the hell is that?
What are you doing?
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467. Cocaine.
Time for me to get jacked.
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468. Let my dick lead the way.
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469. In the middle
of the fucking bar?
Yeah. Oh, hell yeah.
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470. Come on. Here, have some.
I don't even know how to do it.
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471. Come on. Well,
it's spring break. All you
gotta do is snort it. Come on.
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472. Ain't nobody looking.
Nobody gives a shit.
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473. Look, just like this.
Right here.
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474. That's what I'm talking about.
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475. Hollywood nights.
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476. Ugh.
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477. Oh, my God.
Ooh. Fuck.
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478. Let me get one more.
Oh, hell yeah.
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479. You can have more than one.
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480. Game fucking on.
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481. Whoo!
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482. Spring fucking break!
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483. Whoo! What country are you from?
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484. I know! Butt-swana!
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485. Ass-ghanistan!
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486. Butt-o Rico!
Butt-o Rico!
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487. We usually don't do cocaine.
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488. We're on spring break
from school.
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489. I'm the principal!
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490. Hey, Russell,
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491. you want me
to get a picture?
Yes.
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492. All together.
Spring break!
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493. Yeah, I got it!
Did you get it?
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494. You guys look like lovers!
Oh, my God.
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495. Russell!
That's amazing.
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496. Russell! Russell!
I haven't seen titties
in so long.
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497. Lee!
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498. Are you almost done, man?
You wanna hang out?
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499. Man, I am
fucking hanging out!
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500. Why don't you go hang out?
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501. Go hang out.
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502. Oh, my God,
shut up.
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503. Please. Fuck, fuck.
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504. Neal?
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505. Hey! Hey! Hey.
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506. Hey, I hope it's— it's not
weird that I'm calling you.
Uh, no.
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507. Not at all. It's great.
Um, how are things with Janelle?
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508. Oh, they're going really good.
A lot— a lot of, uh,
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509. of good father-daughter time.
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510. How about to you and Brian?
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511. You guys having fun
at the, uh,
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512. arts, craft reading
festival thing?
It's...
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513. It's— it's so good so far.
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514. Uh, I'm meeting
all these amazing writers
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515. and making...
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516. super cool contacts,
you know, so it's kind of...
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517. dream come true.
Oh, cool, cool.
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518. Hey, I, uh, I finished
reading your book.
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519. Did you?
You— you read
the whole thing?
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520. Wow. Uh...
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521. almost scared to ask
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522. what you, uh,
what you thought.
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523. I thought it was fucking great!
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524. It was really good!
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525. I never have wanted
to ride a dragon so much!
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526. Wow!
It was really an incredible
piece of work, Amanda.
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527. I just hadn't been moved
by something like that.
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528. And you were right,
I did like Bluffin the wizard.
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529. I— I thought he was hilarious.
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530. Neal, that...
that means a lot.
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531. Gosh. Thank you so much.
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532. I— I—
Yeah. You— you know,
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533. actually, I—
I didn't call
just about the book though.
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534. I've been doing some thinking
and I think that—
Oh, yeah?
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535. Hey, how's it going?
So have I.
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536. Uh, no, you first. You go.
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537. Uh, yeah, I'm—
You know what?
Actually, I gotta go.
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538. Oh, okay, sure.
What— what— what
are you guys up to?
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539. Okay, so have a good time
on the things.
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540. Okay. Cool. Yeah, you too.
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541. I'll see ya.
Oh. Bye. Bye.
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542. Go, go, go, go!
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543. Whoo!
Oh, fuck!
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544. This is the best
fucking spring break ever!
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545. I told you, motherfucker!
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546. Oh!
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547. Oh!
Oh, my God.
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548. All those dancers wanted
to do dances to us.
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549. Ew, gross.
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550. Gale's calling.
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551. You need to answer that.
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552. What's up, woman?
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553. Where the fuck
do you think we're at?
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554. We're at the beach.
The girls wanted to see
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555. these magicians,
so we took them
to a magical show.
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556. Yeah. Abracadabra, Gale!
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557. With the who?
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558. The girls have been arrested.
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559. Is Deb okay?
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560. Where'd my girl go?
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561. My little buddy
that used to be respectful?
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562. Who's this new girl
that I don't recognize?
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563. I said I was sorry. God.
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564. You wanna get
an attitude with me?
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565. I trusted you
and you screwed me.
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566. You're making a big deal
out of nothing, man.
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567. Young girls almost arrested
for stealing!
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568. How is that nothing?
He's not playing.
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569. This isn't a joke!
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570. Why the fuck does
everyone think this is a joke?
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571. I'm sorry, Gamby.
I'm sorry.
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572. I'd shut my... mouth.
Okay? That's what I would do.
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573. There you go, sir.
Thank you.
Stick in the mud!
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574. "Stick in the mud."
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575. I don't want to hear
another word out of anybody.
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576. What the fuck?
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577. You've gotta be
fucking kidding me.
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578. What the hell
are you doing here?
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579. Just I— I kept waiting
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580. for you to call and apologize
and you never did.
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581. Apologize for what?
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582. Let me see your phone.
What? No! Ow!
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583. Get out of there! Stop!
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584. You fucking called Snodgrass?
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585. Just give it back!
That's not your business!
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586. Why don't I
just take the girls upstairs
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587. and draw 'em
a hot bath, okay?
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588. No! No, Russell!
You're not giving
anyone a bath!
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589. Just take 'em upstairs.
Are you sure?
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590. Yes, no baths, Russell!
Upstairs now!
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591. Go!
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592. I hate this spring break.
Yeah, you know, what, Janelle?
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593. I hate this spring break too!
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594. We're never going
on spring break together again!
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595. I can't do this.
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596. You need to be with someone
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597. who wants to go
on spring break with you,
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598. who wants to spend time
with you,
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599. who's not embarrassed
to tell people he's
going out with you.
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600. That's not me.
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601. I don't care
about that shit.
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602. Okay?
I'll take what I can get.
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603. That's not the way
it's supposed to be.
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604. Look, I'm sorry
I strung you along, but...
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605. I was just afraid
of being alone, and...
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606. it's not right.
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607. I can't do this.
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608. No—
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609. What?
Ooh!
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610. Stop. What are you doing?
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611. Ow! Right in the tits!
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612. Yeah, I hope
that bruised your tits
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613. 'cause you bruised my heart.
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614. Just go, okay?
Mm-hmm.
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615. That's enough.
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616. Just one more time.
No.
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617. "From behind the wheel
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618. "of the pickup,
I watched Diego.
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619. "He wouldn't see...
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620. "the sunset.
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621. "He mumbled to himself
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622. "as he ventured
into this new world,
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623. "'I feel so lucky to be
in the land of opportunity,
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624. where I will be
rich and fortified.'"
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625. Muchas gracias.
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626. Thank you.
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627. Brian Biehn,
ladies and gentlemen.
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628. Let's take
a 10-minute
intermission.
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629. Thank you very much.
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630. Thanks. Thank you so much.
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631. Thank you all.
Hi, baby.
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632. Oh, hi. Oh, good to see you.
I appreciate that.
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that you showed up.
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634. Oh.
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635. Um, hello, everyone.
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636. This is my first time here.
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637. Wonderful festival.
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638. So happy I could attend.
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639. Um...
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640. So recently...
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641. I realized that someone
very close to me
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642. does not believe
in my talent.
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643. I was hoping that
I could get all of you
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644. to give me an honest
assessment of my work tonight.
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645. What the fuck
is she doing up there?
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646. I don't— I don't know.
I will be reading
my personal favorite,
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647. chapter 68 from my novel,
Cassiopeia Falling.
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648. Don't read that.
Please don't read that.
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649. Please, take your seats.
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650. Just find my place. Okay.
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651. "Maerwyn carried
the magic stone into battle.
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652. "It was their good luck charm,
and they would need
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653. "all the luck
they fairy worm could provide.
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654. Besting this mighty creature
would not be easy."
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655. You have to stop her.
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656. "Besting mighty creatures
never is.
No, no. Stop her now.
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657. "The mightiest creatures
of love and of life,
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658. "they, uh, were both born
of twin moons
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659. "and therefore understood
the language of the stars,
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660. uh, that formed the be—"
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661. Please, sir,
I just need to know
if it's any good.
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662. It's not.
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663. Sorry, everyone.
She was not invited
to read that.
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664. And from what little we heard,
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665. she shouldn't be allowed
to read it anywhere.
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666. Cheap theatrics can't
make up for poor prose.
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667. High of 96
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668. with the winds
out of the east...
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669. Boo!
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670. He almost threw up.
He was so scared.
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671. Where the hell
did you get that?
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672. Where the fuck
did you get that?
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673. It was in the trunk.
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674. We were looking
for Deb's sunglasses.
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675. Go back inside.
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676. Get back inside right now.
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677. No way.
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678. Ah, ladies,
who wants a donut?
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679. Oh, I've got a Boston cream
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680. with Neal Gamby's name
right on it.
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681. I'm not hungry.
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682. Girls?
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683. Eat 'em, throw 'em up,
enjoy your breakfast.
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684. Sorry I was mean
to you on this trip.
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685. Oh, baby, it's okay.
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686. It's all right.
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687. We all make
mistakes sometimes.
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688. North Jackson needs you.
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689. Lee Russell has put his boot
on our throats long enough.
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690. How we gonna take him out?
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691. With a secret weapon.
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692. As much as
you like to act like Rambo,
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693. the truth is you don't have
the balls
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694. to go to war with me.
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695. Ray? Will you give me a ride
to the prom?
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696. We are...
Tigers!
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697. And hear us...
Roar!
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698. Hear us...
Roar!
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