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issues to discuss.
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a glass of water—
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My stomach—
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unzip your blouse
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all over your lips.
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Don't tell anymore lies.
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anymore, Mom.
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Just dead.
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What's it been,
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Yes, must have been.
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a very long time, Kevin.
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Oh...
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a rough time in college.
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I got my life together,
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Mm.
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You do? Yeah?
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you again, Christine.
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scratched my fucking dashboard!
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Yeah?
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when Kevin and I were dating,
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Kevin all that well.
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I didn't say that.
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rumors started circulating.
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and left school.
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Well...
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cry on when you found out?
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it wasn't true?
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dick in college, Christine.
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through that phase,
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would have gotten married.
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Come on. I saved you.
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can't be out here doing this?
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I gotta do my job and his job?
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Nash...
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happened to me, okay?
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and I'm not finding it,
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your suspects list, huh?
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down in Miami.
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to pay off some gambling debt.
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Ooh.
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Making cat's cradles?
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making cat's cradles.
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He knows my shit, too.
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Stop, that's morbid.
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don't put it down in your privates.
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bullets there real good.
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pew, pew, pew, pew...
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Give me some bullets.
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Give me my yarn.
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going to Lee's birthday party?
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Of course I'm going.
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go together?
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allowed to go to parties together.
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Yes, it is, Nash, shut up.
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mistakes last semester
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remake those mistakes.
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will you talk to me?
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something to talk about.
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stuff to talk about.
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accepts too.
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you anything to accept,
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Of course not.
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119. Well, then you fuck her.
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120. I got other plans.
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middle of a conversation.
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123. I know, I was just kidding.
Come on, lighten up, Swift.
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meander away for a moment?
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She's a good egg.
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129. You going to, uh, Lee Russell's
birthday bash celebration?
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130. Oof, I don't want to go, to be honest,
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131. but, um, I have a feeling, he's gonna
keep count and punish me if I don't.
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Mm-hmm.
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at the boys rec center.
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people try so hard sometimes,
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who have no one else to look up to.
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children on a full-time basis
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write a fucking book about it.
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because he's insecure
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in the relationship.
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147. Oh, no, no.
He's, uh... he's very secure.
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149. Yeah. He has nothing to worry about.
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150. Yuck. Don't you have a class
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Yeah, go to class.
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maybe you won't.
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party, you'll probably see me
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them there, so, you never know.
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Lot of mingling.
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at my birthday party.
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Superintendent Haas.
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Get it on.
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What am I looking at?
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at this motherfucker.
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maybe I can remind her.
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Lee Russell's birthday party.
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it's mandatory, you're going.
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you're gonna show everyone
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I've had on your life
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a better human being.
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your stupid pedo party.
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red cent of that money
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a fool, do you hear me?
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you will be cordial,
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where the cake goes! Okay?
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getting paid for this, man?
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already getting paid for this.
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Lee...
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party, and that's what I'm doing.
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steak spears anywhere.
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Kevin Yoon on Facebook?
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my fucking birthday party.
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here's what needs to happen.
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that's what's gonna happen.
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Is that a Valium?
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Just like that.
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246. Hi. Ma'am.
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from North Jackson High School.
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252. Mm-hmm. How you doing?
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wearing this evening.
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you gave me, okay?
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what you said.
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Listen to me, all right?
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first month of dating.
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I blew it up for the new house.
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Happy birthday!
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Oh, hell no, he's not.
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You did?
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I mean it.
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Robin!
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Evening, Neal.
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stuff from North Korea.
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you made it!
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Neal.
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and rehabilitated,
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Shake her hand too.
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talents and things he has.
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to his shirt himself.
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Is that what that is?
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when he becomes a man.
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at school things, too.
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He's so good at civics.
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Why don't you look
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and go get some soda?
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Some pop. Soda pop.
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the bar on your way...
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didn't bring your drink back.
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No, no.
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I'll get it.
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Go serve 'em.
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Uh, what are you doing here?
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me on my birthday? Aah!
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you're drunk.
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Give this to me.
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No.
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My fucking slacks!
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Give us some privacy.
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she has to see the world.
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I'm desperate to.
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You will.
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where the book couldn't happen still?
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That's a good question.
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and I have discussed it, haven't we, baby?
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you have to play ball. Yup.
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She wrote the book.
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and put it out there.
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What are we talking here?
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So not a real book
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Books-A-Million then, huh?
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a real book, yes.
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could say it's a book,
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be like, "This is a book."
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we know what books look like.
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Yeah, I know how to read.
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Have you ever read one...
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Whoo!
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gonna take care of me just fine.
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Yeah. The best hands.
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being an amazing boyfriend.
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Cheers.
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Good night, sweetie.
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Listen to me.
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how you do it,
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430. We should have known
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a lovely home and—
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436. Excuse me, Brian.
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437. I've been noticing those dirty
looks you've been giving me.
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439. I'm willing to be the bigger man
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440. and not make an issue about
what happened between us.
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441. You know what, I completely agree.
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442. There's no reason to make an issue.
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443. And Amanda told me not to push it.
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444. She said that you've had an
extremely difficult year.
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445. Well, she's right.
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446. I was shot multiple times,
multiple entry points.
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449. if I let a remarkable woman like that
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451. Amanda?
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453. Howdy, pickle breath.
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454. Who are you?
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455. No friend of yours, you motherfucker.
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457. I want you out of here.
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458. Not today, not tomorrow, now.
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459. Out of the bathroom?
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460. Out of the birthday party.
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461. You gots to go.
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462. Why?
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466. I'm a friend of the party.
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Yeah, you do that.
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468. Yeah.
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469. What are you doing?
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470. Nothing.
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473. Do you want a hit?
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474. Neal, fuck them.
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475. Let's go out back by the Dumpsters.
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476. I have a huge hole in my panties.
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477. Why do you have a hole in your panties?
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478. I was rubbing it with rocks.
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480. Let's dance.
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481. What?
You heard me, let's go.
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482. Yes.
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484. I can't believe
this is happening.
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485. Dancing with the most
popular boy in school.
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486. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just chill.
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487. This feels so good. Hmm?
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488. I'm having a blast.
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489. Whoa!
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490. No, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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491. You can't do it here.
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492. You have to bring this
back in there and—
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493. Abbott, Abbott, excuse me.
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494. I'm cutting in.
What the fuck, Lee?
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495. Look, Gamby, listen.
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496. We can't do the cake yet.
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497. Christine was supposed to
do a birthday toast for me
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498. and she's nowhere to be found.
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499. You have to do it.
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500. Me do the toast?
Yes.
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501. I can't give a toast.
Well, you're my friend.
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502. Okay?
Just say nice things about me.
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503. Make me look good in front of
Superintendent Haas, okay?
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504. All right, hey, DJ, DJ,
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Turn the music down, please.
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506. Uh, excuse me.
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507. Everyone stop the— stop dancing.
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509. let go of Ms. Swift now.
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510. Everyone gather around.
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511. Come on in, everybody.
Come on in, everyone.
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512. Now we're going to put
a pause on to the good times
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513. so that we can honor the guest
of honor, the birthday man,
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514. Lee Russell.
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515. Give it up for him.
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516. He wants me to give him a toast,
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517. and I'm not good at these things.
Well—
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you know—
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519. You did. You said to come and—
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520. Yeah, but I wanted to.
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522. Uh...
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524. but I was shot and left for dead
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525. in the parking lot of North Jackson High,
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526. in December of this year.
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527. The assailant is still at-large.
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528. And during that time period,
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529. a lot of the relationships I had,
some of them disappeared,
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530. some of them just completely just ended.
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with them anymore at all.
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532. But, through thick and thin,
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who stood beside me.
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534. And that man—
Who was it?
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536. I'm not sure what happened here, folks.
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537. Oh, my gosh...
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538. What happened, guys, is he dead?
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539. He just fainted, he's coming to.
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540. Oh, just fainted?
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541. Just continue with the toast.
Are you okay?
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542. Everyone's— No one's
gonna pay any attention.
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543. It's doesn't—
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544. Damn it.
Everyone, this man is a lot older
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545. than most people in this room.
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546. Goddammit. Let's just give
him some space, okay?
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547. Fuck this. Fucking Christine.
You know what?
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548. Amanda, maybe don't touch him.
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549. Christine, wake up and you give your—
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He might have stroked out.
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552. Did he stroke out?
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553. No. He didn't stroke out, no.
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it could be a stroke, I bet.
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555. You little devil worshiper!
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556. How dare you fuck up my home!
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557. No, no, no, no!
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558. No, you're out of here!
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559. You, sir are out. Get out!
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560. Get out!
Get out! Get out!
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561. Whoa, hey, hey.
You, get out of here!
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562. What'd he do?
what'd he do?
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you did it, didn't you?
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Yes, you little fucking—
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565. No, no, no!
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566. Haas is here. Haas is here.
Haas is here.
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567. Uh, excuse me...
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568. uh, for-for my outburst.
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I've had an incident
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571. He, uh, defecated on a portrait of me,
and so...
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He took a shit in your room?
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573. No, he didn't!
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575. Christine, what are you doing?
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everyone this kid did it.
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579. Lee told me Kevin master
fucked 15 pledges
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584. And he also participated in a gang bang,
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585. and he wanted to go seventh.
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586. I mean, that's just disgusting, Kevin.
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587. I swear to God, I never did that.
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588. He did, Christine.
Kevin Yoon is lying to you.
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589. You don't care who you hurt as long
as Lee Russell gets what he wants.
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590. Baby, you've had a little
too much to drink.
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of yourself right now.
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592. Everybody here...
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entire house knows
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Move, move, move!
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602. No! Not my fucking Beamer!
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Stupid!
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Don't— No!
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608. Christine!
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let's give them a moment.
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like a fucking idiot.
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lovely house, Russell.
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her drinking so much.
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Thank you,
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624. Goddammit, that's not what
you said you were gonna say.
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626. All right.
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627. Thank you.
Thank you.
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629. That's it, you got it.
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630. Well, Brian really fucked
up the toast, didn't he?
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631. Will you please just get
Abbott out of here?
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632. She's wasted, and tell her to
please put down my parrot.
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633. Jen, get that out of there!
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634. Jen, come on. Get the fucking
parrot out of your—
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635. Get that out of there.
It's not a big deal.
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636. It is a big deal.
It's someone else's property.
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They don't want it.
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638. Well, now they probably don't, now
that your juices are on it.
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Walk normal.
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643. Thanks, Gamby.
Happy birthday, bud.
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656. I suppose there's a lesson to
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would take a shit on something,
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accuses you of doing it.
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662. As promised, there you go.
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665. Oof.
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666. "Oof?"
What's going on?
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Are you gonna throw up?
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down if you're gonna do it.
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672. Do it out there!
Don't do it inside my Silverado.
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675. Sickening.
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676. Did you get it all out of you?
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677. There might be a little more later.
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678. Then do it out the window.
Don't fuck around in here.
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680. That money was for books.
I also buy his family groceries.
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682. Present, what the fuck
you talking about?
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fucking fool for you.
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690. Mm-hmm.
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692. That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
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I kept trying not to laugh.
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701. They had to carry that
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702. I was like, "Night-night, baby."
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706. It's like an hour away,
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Okay.
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assessment program.
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like our life depended on it.
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payday drinks this week, right?
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714. Oh, I wouldn't miss it.
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boy in the whole school.
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718. MS.I'd like to
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