1. Did somebody die in here?Copy !req
2. Uh, somebody actually... did die.Copy !req
3. I'll take it.Copy !req
4. You all need a lessonCopy !req
5. in respecting your superiors.Copy !req
6. Is this about not wanting to eat sushi?Copy !req
7. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
8. This is about me.Copy !req
9. Firing... all of you.Copy !req
10. What?Copy !req
11. Oh, come on.Copy !req
12. You're not supposed
to pick up people here.Copy !req
13. Perfect timing!Copy !req
14. What you doing? Anything fun?Copy !req
15. Oh, my God. Is that a
whole binder of suspects?Copy !req
16. Oh, my God, yes it is.Copy !req
17. And you'd better be glad
I don't put Brian in here.Copy !req
18. Excuse me?Copy !req
19. Just keep your nose clean, Snodgrass.Copy !req
20. What?Copy !req
21. Excuse me, I'm looking
for a patient. Neal Gamby.Copy !req
22. He's still in surgery.Copy !req
23. You'll have to wait.Copy !req
24. You're waiting for Neal Gamby.Copy !req
25. Yes, yes, I am. Is he okay?Copy !req
26. - Awake and alert.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
27. Okay, that's great. That's great!Copy !req
28. - Are you family?
- Yes.Copy !req
29. I'm his girlfriend.
May I see him, please?Copy !req
30. - Let me see if he's ready for visitors yet.
- Okay.Copy !req
31. - Excuse me.
- Thank you so much. Thank you.Copy !req
32. Ma'am?Copy !req
33. Yes?Copy !req
34. Mr. Gamby says he
doesn't have a girlfriend.Copy !req
35. Uh...Copy !req
36. Are you sure?Copy !req
37. Heads-up, boss.Copy !req
38. Vintage Porsche, nine o'clock.Copy !req
39. Copy that. I got eyes on 'em.Copy !req
40. Yo, Nash, how's that ball-sack hanging?Copy !req
41. - What'd you say?
- Where you get them titties?Copy !req
42. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep
running, ya blockheads!Copy !req
43. Robin Shandrell, what in
the hell are you doin'?Copy !req
44. I'm goin' to school.Copy !req
45. Dopers, get into class.Copy !req
46. Get the fuck into school.Copy !req
47. Robin, what the fuck?Copy !req
48. You're getting a second chance
and you're already gonna blow it?Copy !req
49. I mean, what are these clothes
you're wearing on your first day back?Copy !req
50. These are my clothes. It's all I have.Copy !req
51. Leave me alone, okay?Copy !req
52. You gotta show people that you're
ready to do this for real this time,Copy !req
53. not be some goddamn
slack-jawed fuck-up!Copy !req
54. When are you gonna
stop being an asshole?Copy !req
55. Hey, watch your mouth. You hear me?Copy !req
56. You should be kissing my asshole.Copy !req
57. Don't make me look like an idiot.Copy !req
58. Fuck off. I won't.Copy !req
59. Okay, good, good.Copy !req
60. - You got lunch money?
- No.Copy !req
61. Didn't think so.Copy !req
62. Give this meal pass to
Dayshawn in the cafeteria.Copy !req
63. He'll get you anything you need, okay?Copy !req
64. Get in there.Copy !req
65. Kick some ass, all right?Copy !req
66. Don't do drugs!Copy !req
67. Ah, this is so exciting!Copy !req
68. I can already tell that I
like you guys so much betterCopy !req
69. than that last batch of teachers.Copy !req
70. Why so many new teachers at once?Copy !req
71. Was there a walkout or somethin'?Copy !req
72. No, no, no. No walkout.Copy !req
73. Just some folks...Copy !req
74. with some toxic attitudes
who needed to be let go.Copy !req
75. I always strive for the best.Copy !req
76. We are a very happyCopy !req
77. and successful institution.Copy !req
78. What's this?Copy !req
79. This looks like you.Copy !req
80. "King Ding-a Ling"?Copy !req
81. Look how tiny they
made your tee-tee bird.Copy !req
82. - Fuck you, Gamby.
- I... No, I know it's offensive,Copy !req
83. but it's a pretty good picture of you.Copy !req
84. Obviously whoever did
this is really good at art.Copy !req
85. Who do you think it was?Copy !req
86. Some anonymous coward hid
it out in the trophy case,Copy !req
87. meaning someone with a key.Copy !req
88. Meaning a faculty member
tried to make me lookCopy !req
89. like an asshole in
front of the new hires.Copy !req
90. A caricature is supposed
to look like a person.Copy !req
91. You give Streisand a
big nose. Why? Ms. Swift?Copy !req
92. Because she has a big fucking nose!Copy !req
93. That's why!Copy !req
94. Now why would they draw
my dick so little? Huh?Copy !req
95. I don't want to offend you, Russell,Copy !req
96. but maybe you come off
like the type of guyCopy !req
97. that has a... small, itty-bitty penis.Copy !req
98. Oh, whatever, Gamby.Copy !req
99. I'm sure yours is so
long and thick and juicyCopy !req
100. with big, fuckin' hairy balls.Copy !req
101. I bet you got a lot of little GambysCopy !req
102. swimmin' around in there,
ready to come out, right?Copy !req
103. I'm so fucking sure, Gamby.Copy !req
104. I don't have people imagining
that it's small.Copy !req
105. Mocked by underlings.Copy !req
106. No more.Copy !req
107. Startin' right now, I'm placing youCopy !req
108. as a substitute for Bill Hayden's class.Copy !req
109. Are you nuts? Come on, Russell.Copy !req
110. That's beneath my dignity.Copy !req
111. I haven't been able
to fill the spot yet.Copy !req
112. Besides, you can act as my spy.Copy !req
113. Let me know what the teachers are up to.Copy !req
114. I'm sorry, Gamby, but
you're going undercover.Copy !req
115. I... I got my hands
full with my own job.Copy !req
116. Nash can't handle discipline on her own.Copy !req
117. We just let Robin Shandrell back in.Copy !req
118. She's not ready for a guy like that.Copy !req
119. I can take the kid. I got a few moves.Copy !req
120. Nash, you got dick.Copy !req
121. I saw your moves in the parking
lot today. It was pathetic.Copy !req
122. Gamby, it's already been decided.Copy !req
123. I need you to go in there and
substitute teach the class, okay?Copy !req
124. God, this is so stupid.
This is bullshit!Copy !req
125. This is so dumb, Russell.
It's the dumbest thing.Copy !req
126. It's such bad judgment.
I don't like this choice.Copy !req
127. Excuse us, ladies.Copy !req
128. Close the door, please.Copy !req
129. Buddy, don't you forget
that I'm your boss.Copy !req
130. Now, I can't have you talking to me
like that in front of other people.Copy !req
131. I am the principal.Copy !req
132. Well, I was supposed to
be principal too, so...Copy !req
133. Yes. Then you got shot.Copy !req
134. And you hid out like a poor,
frightened little child.Copy !req
135. You were broken, and I brought you back.Copy !req
136. Now, you will substitute
teach that class, Neal Gamby.Copy !req
137. And you will find out who's drawingCopy !req
138. fucked up cartoons about my genitalia.Copy !req
139. Are we clear?Copy !req
140. I suppose.Copy !req
141. Don't make me ask again.Copy !req
142. Crystal.Copy !req
143. Dismissed.Copy !req
144. Okay, here's the deal, people.Copy !req
145. I'm gonna be temporarily
subbing Honors History.Copy !req
146. So, someone please tell
me, what... where are we atCopy !req
147. in the lesson plan?
Where... where are we going?Copy !req
148. We're studying the Reconstruction era,Copy !req
149. post-Civil War, and its long-term effectCopy !req
150. on the Southern states.Copy !req
151. Okay. Cinchy.Copy !req
152. Uh, does Hayden have like
a... a master list of questionsCopy !req
153. or like a... study guide or anything?Copy !req
154. Mr. Hayden just lectured mostly.Copy !req
155. Hm. That's one technique of course,Copy !req
156. just to stand up there
and run your mouth.Copy !req
157. Uh, we're... we're gonna
put a pin in ReconstructionCopy !req
158. and get a little more
creative with the learning.Copy !req
159. Here we go. Got it.Copy !req
160. Does anyone know what
happened today in history?Copy !req
161. Give you a hint. It happened in 1969.Copy !req
162. Anyone?Copy !req
163. Boris Karloff, English actor and singer,Copy !req
164. b. 1887, he passed away
on this day in history.Copy !req
165. He was a famous personCopy !req
166. for playing the role of FrankensteinCopy !req
167. in the classic Universal monster filmCopy !req
168. Frankenstein.Copy !req
169. So, what we're gonna do is this.Copy !req
170. This is where it gets fun.Copy !req
171. Take a piece of paper and
pass it around, one to each.Copy !req
172. Today I want your best artist renditionsCopy !req
173. of Frankenstein.Copy !req
174. Do we draw Frankenstein himself
or Frankenstein's monster?Copy !req
175. Frankenstein has a monster?Copy !req
176. Don't laugh. Don't laugh.Copy !req
177. Draw Frankenstein, okay?Copy !req
178. Now where did Hayden
keep his Magic Markers?Copy !req
179. This is a college-level course.Copy !req
180. We don't have Magic Markers.Copy !req
181. Did you even go to college?Copy !req
182. Yes, I went to college.Copy !req
183. What school?Copy !req
184. Learning Leaders University.Copy !req
185. LLU. It's an online,
accredited university.Copy !req
186. What major?Copy !req
187. Leadership.Copy !req
188. What the hell is so funny about that?Copy !req
189. I got into Penn State.Copy !req
190. I'm going to Duke. Full ride.Copy !req
191. Well, big flippin' deal. Who cares?Copy !req
192. What were
your SAT scores, Mr. Gamby?Copy !req
193. Uh, I think my SAT
scores are none of your business.Copy !req
194. Look, just everyone shut
your mouths right now.Copy !req
195. Shut your... mouths now.Copy !req
196. Just draw the motherfucker with
the bolts in his neck, okay?Copy !req
197. Simple. Don't make me say it again.Copy !req
198. Fuck, you guys are entitled.Copy !req
199. Unbelievable.Copy !req
200. Regina Deets! Look at you with this...Copy !req
201. colorful ensemble.Copy !req
202. So creative!Copy !req
203. What an art teacher you are.Copy !req
204. What are you workin' on next?Copy !req
205. In terms of my syllabus?Copy !req
206. No, sweetheart. I'm talkin' you.Copy !req
207. Are you workin' on any
paintings or illustrations?Copy !req
208. - You came by just to ask that?
- Well, I'm just curiousCopy !req
209. what you like to work on yourself,Copy !req
210. you know, when you're aloneCopy !req
211. and you're feeling inspired.Copy !req
212. - You know, like when you want to make a statement.
- Ugh.Copy !req
213. I did not draw that comic strip,
if that's what you're asking.Copy !req
214. Comic strip? I don't even
know what you're talking about.Copy !req
215. - What?
- King Ding-a Ling.Copy !req
216. You know, the one everyone's
passing around showcasing your...Copy !req
217. Who is passing it around?Copy !req
218. I don't know who's doing it.Copy !req
219. Well, do you know any other
teachers who like to draw?Copy !req
220. I'm a potter, Lee.Copy !req
221. I make pottery, remember?Copy !req
222. My show at the gallery, you were there!Copy !req
223. Yes, that's right, clay pots.Copy !req
224. I remember that.Copy !req
225. Well, it was good to...Copy !req
226. chat...Copy !req
227. with you, Regina.Copy !req
228. I look forward to...Copy !req
229. our next conversation...Copy !req
230. where we get to review the art budget.Copy !req
231. Looking forward to that.Copy !req
232. Hey, Chief.Copy !req
233. You mind if I sit?Copy !req
234. What do you want?Copy !req
235. For some crazy reason, Mr.
Gamby has taken a liking to you.Copy !req
236. If you disappoint him,Copy !req
237. you're gonna have to deal with the
toughest MF-er you've ever seen.Copy !req
238. Yeah? Who's that?Copy !req
239. Me.Copy !req
240. Oh, shit!Copy !req
241. Mr. Nash just farted!Copy !req
242. How's it goin'? What's
up? What's up? What's up?Copy !req
243. What's up?Copy !req
244. You all are probably wondering
why I'm sitting with you.Copy !req
245. Well, I shall tell you.Copy !req
246. Lee Russell is an asshole.Copy !req
247. - No shit.
- Not exactly breaking news, Gamby.Copy !req
248. Yeah, it's all we've been
talking about for the last month.Copy !req
249. Well, good. Glad to
see I'm amongst friends.Copy !req
250. That way I can talk as
much shit as I want to, huh?Copy !req
251. What's your beef with him, Gamby?Copy !req
252. My beef, he's full of baloney.Copy !req
253. He's got me substitute teaching
Bill Hayden's history class.Copy !req
254. - You?
- What?Copy !req
255. - Me.
- Why can't he get a real sub?Copy !req
256. Yeah, someone more qualified.Copy !req
257. - "More qualified"?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
258. You trying to knock on
me? Come on, Ms. Snodgrass.Copy !req
259. I'm overqualified. This is
a slap in the face to me.Copy !req
260. Why is it a slap in the face
to teach class? Is there, uh,Copy !req
261. something wrong with teachingCopy !req
262. you wanna tell this table of teachers?Copy !req
263. Well, n... no. I mean, there's...Copy !req
264. there's nothing wrong
with it for you guys.Copy !req
265. L... look, I'm not trying
to insult anyone, okay?Copy !req
266. Sue, don't get your panties in a bunch.Copy !req
267. I'm just saying, this is another exampleCopy !req
268. of Lee Russell using very poor judgment.Copy !req
269. What do you expect from
ol' King Ding-a Ling?Copy !req
270. That cartoon was pretty awesome.Copy !req
271. Mm-hmm. I'd love to shake
the hand of whoever did that.Copy !req
272. I made it my wallpaper.Copy !req
273. That's fantastic! She
made it her wallpaper!Copy !req
274. Classic cartoon cutdown.Copy !req
275. Sure would love to know
who did it. Did you do it?Copy !req
276. Amanda, did you hear from the
publisher about your book yet?Copy !req
277. - No, not yet.
- Oh.Copy !req
278. - Fingers crossed.
- Yeah.Copy !req
279. Publisher? What are
you guys talking about?Copy !req
280. - Wait...
- Amanda's boyfriend has connectionsCopy !req
281. at Penguin Press, and he's
trying to help her get published.Copy !req
282. Yup. That's right. Thanks, Jen.Copy !req
283. - Yeah, sure.
- Well, if that's all you're looking for,Copy !req
284. you should have told me ages go.Copy !req
285. I have several esteemed colleaguesCopy !req
286. who dominate in that fieldCopy !req
287. - of business stuff.
- Oh.Copy !req
288. I had no idea, but I guess Brian wasCopy !req
289. just the first to
believe in my work, so...Copy !req
290. Yeah, I bet he believes
in your work all right.Copy !req
291. Tell me, uh, did you, uh,Copy !req
292. ever even read my book?Copy !req
293. - I'm reading it right now.
- Yeah, where are you?Copy !req
294. I'm at the part where all the,Copy !req
295. the... stuff is going
on to the main character.Copy !req
296. - What, page one?
- Ms. Snodgrass, I think you just needCopy !req
297. to keep your feet on the ground, okay?Copy !req
298. I mean, I'm sure this Brian
is gonna promise you the worldCopy !req
299. if he thinks he can unzip your blouseCopy !req
300. and slip and slide his
privates all over your lips.Copy !req
301. - Whoa, Neal.
- I'm sorry, Sue.Copy !req
302. You do not know what
you are talking about.Copy !req
303. But if I am lucky enough
to get my book published,Copy !req
304. I'll be sure to sign a copy for you.Copy !req
305. Well, that's not gonna happen,
so don't worry about it.Copy !req
306. Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
307. Thanks a lot, Neal.Copy !req
308. - No, I don't mean...
- No, I understood.Copy !req
309. - Thank you. I got it...
- No, I mean he's not gonna be ableCopy !req
310. to get it published.Copy !req
311. - Not that...
- Oh!Copy !req
312. Oh! Oh, my God, she got fuckin' faced!Copy !req
313. I wasn't trying to face her.Copy !req
314. I was just trying to
give her some advice.Copy !req
315. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
316. Shit.Copy !req
317. Goddammit!Copy !req
318. - Goddammit!
- What the hell?Copy !req
319. Bill, what the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
320. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
321. That was a classic comedy cutoff.Copy !req
322. I pulled in front of you,
you were gonna slow down,Copy !req
323. swerve out of the way, we'd
get out and both laugh about it!Copy !req
324. - What?
- Look, can I ask you a favor?Copy !req
325. Do you have any of your old lesson plansCopy !req
326. for the, uh, Reconstruction era?Copy !req
327. Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
328. Bill, please, be professional
for a moment here, okay?Copy !req
329. You fired me and now you want my help?Copy !req
330. Fuck you, Neal.Copy !req
331. Think about the children, okay?Copy !req
332. - They are our future, Bill.
- Screw the children.Copy !req
333. Well, maybe you care about this.Copy !req
334. Amanda Snodgrass.Copy !req
335. Huh? You might be interested to knowCopy !req
336. she's getting pretty cozy
with Mr. Hotshot Porsche.Copy !req
337. Brian Biehn?Copy !req
338. Brian Biehn? That's what he's called?Copy !req
339. What else do you know about him?Copy !req
340. He's a fucking novelist.Copy !req
341. He teaches a writing
course that Amanda took.Copy !req
342. So that's his game, huh?Copy !req
343. He finds young pupils
to publish and then fuck.Copy !req
344. That seems like a lot of
effort to get a girl in bed.Copy !req
345. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.Copy !req
346. He seems pretty pathetic, if you ask me.Copy !req
347. And how about her? I
mean, can you believe this?Copy !req
348. She's just got to go
from one guy to the next.Copy !req
349. I mean, obviously she has
some major codependency issues.Copy !req
350. Hey, you know what, Neal? I
don't want to bond with you.Copy !req
351. - We're not, like, friends or anything.
- Uh, yeah. No duh.Copy !req
352. I'm not trying to bond with you.Copy !req
353. I'm not trying to be friends.
I know we're not friends.Copy !req
354. Don't fucking come around here anymore.Copy !req
355. Bill, if you need a job
rec, let me know, okay?Copy !req
356. Because I'm not petty.
I will give you that.Copy !req
357. Only thing I need from you, Neal,
is for you to go fuck yourself.Copy !req
358. So, why don't you do that?
That would be a big favor to me.Copy !req
359. Thank you for the information on Brian.Copy !req
360. I appreciate it. Good luck.Copy !req
361. I insist
that every room be searched.Copy !req
362. Daddy?
Sara.Copy !req
363. Daddy! Oh, Daddy, it is you!Copy !req
364. I found you, I found you!Copy !req
365. They said you were dead,
but I knew you weren't!Copy !req
366. I knew you'd come back!Copy !req
367. Oh, Daddy!Copy !req
368. My mom is right here.Copy !req
369. Shh. She's sleeping.Copy !req
370. - It is big, isn't it?
- Why are you asking me?Copy !req
371. Well, you're the one I
stick it in, Christine.Copy !req
372. Who else am I gonna ask?Copy !req
373. Yeah, it's fine. I mean, I don't know.Copy !req
374. I haven't seen a lot of penises.Copy !req
375. Well, certainly you know if it's...Copy !req
376. if it's small.Copy !req
377. It's perfect for me.Copy !req
378. Big ones hurt.Copy !req
379. Well, I could hurt you.Copy !req
380. I could hit both walls if
I wanted, and your uterus.Copy !req
381. Just get away from me.Copy !req
382. - Lee!
- No, I'm going to bed.Copy !req
383. Turn the television
off and go to bed.Copy !req
384. That's enough TV for you.Copy !req
385. Must you cry?Copy !req
386. I don't understand why
you guys bought all this stuff.Copy !req
387. The room was already set up.Copy !req
388. You don't even have curtains that work.Copy !req
389. Gale, what do I need curtains for?Copy !req
390. I don't even have neighbors.Copy !req
391. You know what, Janelle?
I like this place for you.Copy !req
392. Thank you, Ray. I appreciate
you being supportive.Copy !req
393. I don't know why she can't
just drop the child offCopy !req
394. and keep her stupid mouth shut.Copy !req
395. I don't understand why you decidedCopy !req
396. to move to a fucking pioneer houseCopy !req
397. 30 miles in the middle of Bumfuck.Copy !req
398. I'm living in a secluded place, Gale,Copy !req
399. for our daughter's safety.Copy !req
400. What if I were staying in
town or staying at your placeCopy !req
401. and the murderer tracked
me down there? Don't...Copy !req
402. He'd blast you in your f-ing face,Copy !req
403. kill her, and maybe even kill Ray.Copy !req
404. - He's gonna murder me?
- No one's gonna murder you, baby.Copy !req
405. You're off the grid
now, that's for sure.Copy !req
406. You'll be safe out here.Copy !req
407. Safety is just an illusion, Ray.Copy !req
408. All it takes is one nutball
with a high-powered rifleCopy !req
409. to shatter that illusion
to a fine, pink mist.Copy !req
410. Well, maybe more of a reason
to get curtains that work.Copy !req
411. - That's all.
- Do you always have to be so negative?Copy !req
412. - I'm not negative. I'm...
- Neal,Copy !req
413. take me and show me around outside.Copy !req
414. Let the girls get the room all set up.Copy !req
415. Why is everyone acting
like the room is not set up?Copy !req
416. The room has been set up.Copy !req
417. And they threw the barn in with it.Copy !req
418. As you can see, security
is a very big deal to me,Copy !req
419. so I've been turning this barn
into my command central station.Copy !req
420. Kind of paranoid, bud.Copy !req
421. Isn't this a little over the top?Copy !req
422. Ray, my shooter's still at-large.Copy !req
423. I'm not gonna rest until
I catch this fucker.Copy !req
424. Who are you looking up?Copy !req
425. Brian Biehn. Globetrotting authorCopy !req
426. and professor of English studies.Copy !req
427. - What's he with, a gang?
- No, looks like it's a photographCopy !req
428. from his first novel, Sky's the Limit.Copy !req
429. "Firsthand account of a hard lifeCopy !req
430. from child soldiers in Uganda."Copy !req
431. Damn.Copy !req
432. Looks like it was also a Critic's Pick.Copy !req
433. Hm.Copy !req
434. What's he doing in that picture?Copy !req
435. This is from his second
novel, The Ripest Fruit.Copy !req
436. "Brian Biehn embeds himself with
an Indonesian tribe of cannibals."Copy !req
437. This guy's for real.Copy !req
438. Looks like Brian Biehn might
be my number one suspectCopy !req
439. on my shooter's list.Copy !req
440. He's got the motive.Copy !req
441. He's dating Amanda Snodgrass.Copy !req
442. Chick you took to motocross?Copy !req
443. This guy Brian stole her from you?Copy !req
444. No. I dumped her.Copy !req
445. Stopped returning her phone calls,Copy !req
446. just kind of, like, let
the relationship fizzle.Copy !req
447. - Why'd you do that? She was awesome.
- I was shot, Ray.Copy !req
448. Okay, I wasn't, like, thinking
clearly. I made some mistakes.Copy !req
449. So, it's not Brian's fault.Copy !req
450. Oh, my God.Copy !req
451. You are so dense sometimes.Copy !req
452. Listen, he tried to kill me, all right?Copy !req
453. He's hanging out with
machine guns and cannibals.Copy !req
454. Maybe this is one you let go.Copy !req
455. Funny thing about me, Ray,
when push comes to shove,Copy !req
456. I can eat people too.Copy !req
457. It's not a joke, Ray.Copy !req
458. I could eat a person if I needed to.Copy !req
459. Ooh. What's up, sexy?Copy !req
460. Hot glasses.Copy !req
461. Having honor students draw
pictures of Frankenstein?Copy !req
462. That's so dumb, Neal.Copy !req
463. I know it's dumb.Copy !req
464. This teacher bullshit.Copy !req
465. I'm just putting a B+ on all
of 'em and calling it a day.Copy !req
466. You know, if you want some helpCopy !req
467. with all this teaching stuff,
I could come work with you.Copy !req
468. I'm on different meds now.Copy !req
469. It would be better this time.Copy !req
470. I'm not interested.Copy !req
471. I don't want companionship
from anybody right now.Copy !req
472. My mind is focused on
more important things.Copy !req
473. Give me a break. Snodgrass?Copy !req
474. - Biddy-bop!
- What's up, Milner?Copy !req
475. - Hey.
- What's up?Copy !req
476. I see maybe two kids
here who could be artists.Copy !req
477. The rest are shit.Copy !req
478. What the hell do you know?Copy !req
479. You're a science teacher, Milner.Copy !req
480. I know art when I see it.Copy !req
481. Like King Ding-a Ling. In
fact, everybody, have you heard?Copy !req
482. There's a new one of Russell out.Copy !req
483. - There's a new drawing?
- On the bulletin board.Copy !req
484. Wah-ha!Copy !req
485. "Racing to a stop"?Copy !req
486. Is he
smiling or is he scared?Copy !req
487. HUH. Does Lee even ride a bike?Copy !req
488. I don't think I've ever seen him on one.Copy !req
489. This is not as good as
King Ding-a Ling, but...Copy !req
490. I'm not quite sure
what he's trying to say.Copy !req
491. When did this
go up? It must just haveCopy !req
492. - because it wasn't there a minute ago.
- Well, I just noticed it.Copy !req
493. But you're right. Not
as good as the last one.Copy !req
494. Oh, it's disappointing.Copy !req
495. What's up, Deep Throat?Copy !req
496. Feel like a teacher yet?Copy !req
497. Oh, fuck you. Don't call me that.Copy !req
498. So what's the word?
You hear any good shit?Copy !req
499. Well, the teachers definitely hate you.Copy !req
500. They mock you at every turn.Copy !req
501. No shit.Copy !req
502. Give me somethin' I can use.Copy !req
503. Who drew the cartoon?Copy !req
504. - I got a theory.
- Was it Mrs. Deets?Copy !req
505. No, not Deets.Copy !req
506. Milner. Science teacher.Copy !req
507. He revealed a second drawing
in the teachers' lounge.Copy !req
508. A... a second drawing?Copy !req
509. Don't worry, it wasn't any good.Copy !req
510. It was you buck naked on a bicycleCopy !req
511. with your tiny pecker barely
poking out of your pubic hairs.Copy !req
512. It was like "Racing to a stop."Copy !req
513. I don't know what the fuck he
was trying to say, but it failed.Copy !req
514. It's like he expected it
to be an uproarious sequel,Copy !req
515. - but it scored no laughs.
- Fuckin' Milner.Copy !req
516. I thought he was a decent Christian man.Copy !req
517. Too bad I can't destroy a handicap
the way I would a normal person.Copy !req
518. Well, good job, Gamby.Copy !req
519. Now would you please
just do me one more favor?Copy !req
520. Would you stop wearing
this old Warriors' shit?Copy !req
521. - Russell, I don't understand what the big deal is.
- It's time, Gamby.Copy !req
522. I can't have my VP living in the pastCopy !req
523. while everybody else moves forward.Copy !req
524. I'm not gonna ask you again.Copy !req
525. So, is that the end of the meeting?Copy !req
526. This is the end, Gamby.Copy !req
527. Leave your jacket.Copy !req
528. - Why do I have to be here for this?
- Because, Janelle,Copy !req
529. if Brian Biehn happens to neutralize me,Copy !req
530. you're gonna have to fend for your life.Copy !req
531. Clear!Copy !req
532. One false step, sayonara.Copy !req
533. Don't roll your eyes.
What's gotten into you?Copy !req
534. I don't like coming way out here.Copy !req
535. It's too far from all my friends.Copy !req
536. Well, you're gonna
be pretty far from your friendsCopy !req
537. when you're in heaven,
dead from being shot.Copy !req
538. Clear. Brian Biehn. Destroyed him.Copy !req
539. Gotta beat him. You see, you identify,Copy !req
540. you get behind him, up
his asshole like that.Copy !req
541. Wonderful to see you, Mr. Biehn.Copy !req
542. I call this little
shit-thrower the Apocalypto.Copy !req
543. Stuck like a fucking pig.Copy !req
544. Stab his privates. There you go.Copy !req
545. Trespass me?Copy !req
546. Fuck you, Brian Biehn.Copy !req
547. Why don't you write your way
out of this trap, book fuck?Copy !req
548. Safety above all else.Copy !req
549. Ibsen saidCopy !req
550. that there are two kinds of conscience.Copy !req
551. One in a man,Copy !req
552. and the other, in an
altogether different way,Copy !req
553. in a woman.Copy !req
554. Very insightful.Copy !req
555. So we will pick this up next week.Copy !req
556. Thank you all for your
rapt devotion and attentionCopy !req
557. to Henrik Ibsen.Copy !req
558. I have a couple of ideas for you two.Copy !req
559. What if you two dramatize act three?Copy !req
560. Let's get together tomorrow nightCopy !req
561. and we can rehearse a little bit.Copy !req
562. - Fascinating lesson, Mr. Professor Biehn.
- Thank you.Copy !req
563. Um, I'll see you later, all right?Copy !req
564. I haven't seen you in,
uh, my class before.Copy !req
565. Uh, is there something I can do for you?Copy !req
566. Detective Bernard Willows from the, uh,Copy !req
567. Downtown Police Precinct offices.Copy !req
568. What's this all about?Copy !req
569. How 'bout I ask the
questions today, okay?Copy !req
570. Did I do something wrong, Officer?Copy !req
571. "Detective." And that's
what I'm here to find out.Copy !req
572. When was the last time you were
at North Jackson High School?Copy !req
573. Today.Copy !req
574. I dropped off a friend,
Amanda Snodgrass.Copy !req
575. She's a teacher there.Copy !req
576. And are you...Copy !req
577. girlfriends and boyfriends
with this teacher?Copy !req
578. I don't like to use
the term "girlfriend,"Copy !req
579. but we, uh, we are dating, yes.Copy !req
580. Have you made intercourse
with this woman?Copy !req
581. - Excuse me?
- Coitus.Copy !req
582. Flesh-to-flesh.Copy !req
583. What did you say your name was?Copy !req
584. Detective Bernard Willows.
You want to see my badge again?Copy !req
585. How about my fucking gun, huh?Copy !req
586. Is Amanda in some kind of trouble?Copy !req
587. No. You are.Copy !req
588. And you do not want to get
on my bad side, do you hear?Copy !req
589. - What?
- Do you own a gun, Professor?Copy !req
590. A nine millimeter?Copy !req
591. No, I do not own a gun.Copy !req
592. Have you ever taken
a gun and shot someoneCopy !req
593. in the hip and in the
motherfucking shoulder?Copy !req
594. No! I hate guns.Copy !req
595. I know what guns can do to people.Copy !req
596. I'm trying to assess whether
you're being truthful or not.Copy !req
597. I would feel a lot more comfortableCopy !req
598. if I had a lawyer present.Copy !req
599. We're not calling any fucking
lawyers, do you understand me?Copy !req
600. I will cooperate.Copy !req
601. - What can I do?
- I'll tell you what you can do.Copy !req
602. You can stay the hell
away from Amanda Snodgrass.Copy !req
603. There is nothing but
trouble for you there.Copy !req
604. I'm helping Amanda with her novel.Copy !req
605. Pathetic.Copy !req
606. You better stay off my fucking bad side.Copy !req
607. I understand.Copy !req
608. Good.Copy !req
609. And I appreciate your
cooperation, citizen.Copy !req
610. It's time to go do the other
mysteries that I have to work on.Copy !req
611. Good day.Copy !req
612. Fuck no.Copy !req
613. Let's do it. Let's just do it.Copy !req
614. What?Copy !req
615. Uh, okay.Copy !req
616. Okay, this is cool.Copy !req
617. Baby? Guess what? I...Copy !req
618. What?Copy !req
619. Oh, gross.Copy !req
620. Hey! Did you go to the collegeCopy !req
621. and pretend to be a cop to Brian?Copy !req
622. Where did you hear something like that?Copy !req
623. From Brian. He told me a
cop named Willows came byCopy !req
624. asking about me. It
wasn't hard to figure out.Copy !req
625. Okay, fine. You got me. Yeah.Copy !req
626. I went over there to go inspectCopy !req
627. that son of a bitch to
see what he was up to.Copy !req
628. Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
629. You pulled a gun on him, Neal.Copy !req
630. Okay, if he's telling you that,
then he's telling a big lieCopy !req
631. 'cause I did not do that.Copy !req
632. And all of this crazy shit,
'cause you're jealous now?Copy !req
633. Come on. Don't get a big head.Copy !req
634. No, I went over there because, yes,Copy !req
635. I did suspect him as being my shooter.Copy !req
636. So, I wanted to check up on
him, not because I'm jealous,Copy !req
637. but my assumptions
were correct about him.Copy !req
638. He doesn't have the contacts
it takes to get you published.Copy !req
639. He's just trying to fuck you.Copy !req
640. Well, the Penguin Press
are flying me to New YorkCopy !req
641. for a meeting, so you're wrong.Copy !req
642. - You got the meeting?
- Yes, I did.Copy !req
643. Yup.Copy !req
644. - Congrats.
- Thank you.Copy !req
645. But I'm sure he's just setting
the meeting so he can fuck you.Copy !req
646. Stop it.Copy !req
647. If you care so much
about who I'm dating,Copy !req
648. then you tell me why you stopped
talking to me after the shooting.Copy !req
649. You think that you know
me, okay, but you don't.Copy !req
650. I've done some really terrible things.Copy !req
651. Some really bad stuff.Copy !req
652. And I was just trying to protect you.Copy !req
653. Oh, my God, Neal.Copy !req
654. You know what?Copy !req
655. You don't even need to bother.Copy !req
656. I'm a big girl. I've been dumped before.Copy !req
657. You don't have to squeeze
out some bullshit storyCopy !req
658. for my benefit, okay?Copy !req
659. You know, uh, actually, this
is... this is for the bestCopy !req
660. because we never would have worked
out anyway if you think about it.Copy !req
661. I mean, we were both
just desperate and, um...Copy !req
662. you're not even my type.Copy !req
663. Well, you're not even my type either.Copy !req
664. Okay.Copy !req
665. I don't like it when girls
have just landing strips.Copy !req
666. I've always liked it more when
girls have full-blown beavers.Copy !req
667. Anybody who knows me knows that.Copy !req
668. So, no matter how close
we would have gotten,Copy !req
669. it would have only been so closeCopy !req
670. 'cause you just don't have
enough pubic hair.Copy !req
671. Okay.Copy !req
672. - You're dismissed.
- See ya.Copy !req
673. "Reconstruction was one of the
most difficult eras in US history.Copy !req
674. The Civil War had reduced the SouthCopy !req
675. into a poverty-stricken backwater.Copy !req
676. Who shut off the light?Copy !req
677. Economy in ruin, populous divided,Copy !req
678. many died, many more were wounded.Copy !req
679. Left with a broken nation,Copy !req
680. rebuilding what was destroyedCopy !req
681. would prove to be the hardest part.Copy !req
682. Those who opposed the new regimeCopy !req
683. instigated violence carried out
by secret, sinister organizations."Copy !req
684. Help! Help me!Copy !req
685. "A federal intervention was instituted... "Copy !req
686. - Help me, somebody!
- "... to suppress the disruptive factions.Copy !req
687. But it was followed by a deep,
national economic depressionCopy !req
688. that contributed to
the growing frustrationCopy !req
689. in both the North and the South.Copy !req
690. My hands! Anybody!Copy !req
691. "Even amidst defeat,Copy !req
692. - the South refused to accept the inevitable."
- Help!Copy !req
693. Help me!Copy !req
694. I think he was trying to break
my fingers, but he couldn't.Copy !req
695. - Who? Who did?
- I don't know!Copy !req
696. It was too dark.Copy !req
697. "They did all they could to defy
the unstoppable tide of change,Copy !req
698. but it was too late.Copy !req
699. A war had been fought.Copy !req
700. They had lost,Copy !req
701. and history is written by the winners."Copy !req