1. Do you feel bad
about shooting me?
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3. Have you never really considered
why you got shot
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4. - and Russell didn't?
- What are you talkin' about?
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5. - Lee Russell, did you shoot me?
- Of course, I didn't!
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figure out who would.
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I brought you back here,
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what it takes.
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13. I'm back, and I'm ready to put
my foot inside someone's ass!
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15. Will you double-check
the inventory list?
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back up front.
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17. Goddamn, motherfucker.
You need a new pair of kicks.
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raggedy as fuck.
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right here, Reggie.
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20. They nasty as hell.
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marinara sauce on 'em.
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22. That's Mr. Gamby's
blood right there.
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23. I was wearing these
when I found his ass
all shot up outside.
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24. You've been walking around here
with blood on your shoes
talkin' about they lucky?
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25. You damn right they lucky.
They ain't lucky.
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as a motherfucker.
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as a motherfucker.
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29. The lucky man.
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and back again in 30 seconds.
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31. Hundred bucks says you can't do
it more than 10 times.
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Ha! You got it.
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Y'all gather round.
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Reggie about to lose
her lunch money.
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see about that.
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37. You about to need a ride home.
Your bus fare is gone.
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38. Uh-huh. You about
to lose a finger.
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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39. We gonna see. Mm-hmm.
Call it, friendo.
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You ready?
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I'm a bad motherfucker.
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42. Shit.
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It's all the way in there.
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44. Get off me, man!
I didn't do nothin'!
Shut your mouth, Landry.
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45. I've been tailing your ass
for a week and a half.
I know you're my shooter!
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46. And right now, Officer Willows
is about to find a 9mm handgun
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with possibly a Warriors' mask.
No, Gamby.
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Norton anthology book.
What's there?
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Raisin in the Sun—
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Shut up!
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a scientific calculator.
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53. All right, fine.
Get to class, goddamn it.
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You son of a bitch.
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You really made me believe
that kid was dangerous.
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58. Well, maybe you should have,
the way he's dancing
on your reputation.
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on three kids now.
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your crazy leads, man.
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61. No more.
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on my own, Willows!
Good!
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64. Hey.
Jesus!
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I'm trying to control my anger.
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No, I have no clue.
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that damn sweatshirt.
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It's comfy. It's broken in.
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Sit down.
Goddamn it.
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the teachers' meeting.
"Recording"?
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that these meetings are
a hotbed for dissent.
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77. I'm gonna be a fly
on the wall, find out
who the shit-talkers are.
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Nash in here?
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a little above her pay grade?
Well, I'm trying
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the inner circle, Gamby.
Yeah.
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81. I want to be out there mixin' it
up with the crew, you know?
Uh-uh.
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82. I work alone.
I do not have
fuckin' partners, okay?
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83. What the fuck are
you talking about?
You partnered with me.
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of my fucking way.
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them coming.
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87. I assume we've
survived the midterm.
Here! Hey!
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five appletinis right now.
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and got our usual table.
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for payday drinks?
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Yes?
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the elitist motherfuckers.
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98. When do we get to meet him?
Meet him? Um, never.
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99. Ooh, sounds like Snodgrass is
getting railed by another man.
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100. Shut up, Russell.
I could use a drink
right now. I'm telling you.
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of Russell's breath
this morning,
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for Christ's sake.
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he buys his little costumes?
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108. Those are the loudest clothes
I've ever seen.
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Oh yeah.
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112. Lord, it burns my eyes
every time he walks by.
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my eyes, man.
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in the '90s.
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Okay. All right. All right.
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what we didn't know from before.
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I'm just gonna...
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this hard drive is...
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121. It's old,
but it's got charm.
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122. Where's
the closest neighbor?
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123. Uh, about a mile
down the road.
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a look inside?
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125. Yeah.
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and there's two more upstairs.
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Did somebody die in here?
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128. Uh, somebody
actually did die.
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129. What about that?
Is that mine too?
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to jeopardize my sale,
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it's my duty to at least
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the whole place before...
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with you, Robbie Rex.
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138. Recently, someone tried
to commit first degree murder
against my body.
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139. And that killer
is still at-large.
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140. Oh dear.
"Oh dear" is right.
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for a place
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heavily fortified.
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143. So that I can plant
intricate booby traps
around the property,
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an impenetrable fortress.
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tell you something.
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he's coming back.
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149. I think you're really
gonna like the place.
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150. Yeah. Home is
where the heart is.
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some tasty-ass ribs.
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152. Good looking out, man.
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So you, um...
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155. That's not funny.
Gale, we could be brothers.
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a very deep bond.
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we're not brothers though.
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158. He's married to the woman.
She used to be my wife.
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160. Dayshawn is one
of my bestest friends
at the school.
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my bullet-riddled body.
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163. He actually gave chase
to the shooter.
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164. Damn.
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I brought you here today...
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help me to identify the shooter.
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167. Oh, good Lord.
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168. Janelle, baby, why don't you
take your food, go watch TV?
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169. Yes!
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170. Janelle, don't watch
any R-rated films.
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171. You know, I busted her
watching Revenge of the Nerds
the other day.
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172. You know,
that movie shows bush.
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who hold a grudge against me.
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175. The shooter could be
any one of these people.
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176. That's a thick-ass book.
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there aren't more.
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178. See? This is why
I'm not married to her.
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to look through this binder
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look familiar to you.
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Him?
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183. Does this seem familiar?
No. No, that's not it at all.
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behind, going...
No.
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185. Does that look like
who that could have been?
No, nothing like that.
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186. Mr. Gamby, all these
black kids, man.
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the shooter had black hair.
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188. Yeah, black like
the color black,
not black like Afro.
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189. Okay, you also said
the hair was greasy.
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as a motherfucker.
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191. Okay, and you also said
that the shooter was fast.
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192. So, you see, Dayshawn,
this to me all points
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black hair like an Indian.
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197. This is like your boy
from, uh, Smoke Signals.
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No, I've never seen that film.
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a better reference?
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200. It's black like,
uh, them heavy metal
devil-worshipping motherfuckers.
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201. Devil-worshiper?
Yeah, man.
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202. Oh, shit.
There you go.
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203. That's it.
Robin Shandrell.
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204. Very interesting.
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be a very good morning
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gossip hounds in this school.
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that it's rude
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behind their backs?
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that you refer?
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you are all mean people
who like to cut others down.
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to hurt my feelings,
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You can't.
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Oh, hi.
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The man.
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Nothing.
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Oh, 'cause I was gonna say,
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to be saying that to him.
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No.
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saying it to him,
Yeah, no—
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then that would have
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um, to my mom.
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231. Yeah, well, you've known
your mom for a long time,
so it's natural.
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What you doin'?
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235. He's the number one suspect
in my shooting case.
Oh, my God.
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of suspects?
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yes, it is.
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I don't put Brian in here.
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You heard me.
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240. Why don't you just keep
your nose clean, Snodgrass?
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to go run an errand.
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just tell 'em that
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Okay.
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show me the ropes.
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250. Well, I'm not sure
you can handle these ropes.
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252. Fine, I will.
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255. Let's see what kind
of man you are.
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you're gonna have to
leave school grounds,
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murder suspect.
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Robin Shandrell.
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261. He's a kid who used to go
to North Jackson High.
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of all his reefers.
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and had him expelled.
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at this slaughterhouse,
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266. My theory? He's been plotting
his revenge for the last year,
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opportunity to strike.
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268. What do you see?
Okay, let's see.
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fat white guys—
No, he's not overweight.
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Okay, let's see.
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with a little goatee,
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Doesn't matter
what their hair's like, Nash.
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All right. Oh...
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spiky-haired kid
coming out now.
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276. That's him.
That's Robin Shandrell.
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his hair, huh?
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to be noticed.
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makeovers in the world
won't hide his filthy soul.
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going to his house.
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283. It's not weird, Nash.
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What's he doing?
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He's what?
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the fucking car, Gamby.
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290. Robin Shandrell.
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just doing some fly-bys.
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looking for truants.
I didn't know you lived here.
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I saw you at my work.
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you freak piece of shit.
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who shot me.
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glad that it happened.
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Do you know why
I'm fucking glad
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you're a piece of fucking shit!
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Shut the fuck up!
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You want to get your
melon knocked off?
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fucking melon off!
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Shandrell. Confess.
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voice-mail application now!
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like the last time, Gamby?
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talking about, Shandrell?
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selling drugs at school
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Case closed.
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in my locker.
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How the hell
am I supposed to know?
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That's what you did.
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Go, go, go!
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Get back here!
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Oh, shit!
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Shandrell!
Oh, God.
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the last from us!
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Nash, come to me.
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your follow-through there.
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You followed directions,
but you need to be quicker.
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Thanks.
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what's going on, Lee.
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with all the teachers...
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and they all started
complainin',
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of the school.
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relationship with them now.
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find the balance.
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leading the wolfpack.
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my breath.
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head off, Christine,
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out of it.
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I know you, Lee,
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you fly off the handle.
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just make it worse.
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with honey.
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being assholes.
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need to use some honey.
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I had to.
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Christine?
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to win their loyalty
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nothing to complain about,
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no power against you.
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in the teachers' lounge!
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uh, Yuki San.
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Arigato.
He says arigato. "Hi."
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to the fish counter
at Albertson's,
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wrangle him for the day.
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uh, spicy tuna, unagi,
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and shrimp tempura.
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he's even doing
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thing for you
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like you might like those.
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from another function.
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Oh, it is so fresh.
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so I know that it's fresh.
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What's the hold up?
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get his feelings hurt.
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not in the mood for sushi.
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good ol' Cool Hand Lee here
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that nothing's changed.
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is to be the coolest
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in the whole world.
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a joke, Ms. LeBlanc?
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the boss of everyone.
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I work for the district.
Uh, no, you work for me.
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for the district.
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and I'm not gonna get
into an argument with you.
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to anyone here
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of the principal
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400. and where he is on the—
on the top of the heap.
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401. If you were—
You wouldn't even
be the principal
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402. if two other people
hadn't crapped out on us.
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403. You are not
the king of the heap.
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404. You are
the last man standing.
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405. Meow.
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406. Okay, y'all.
Well, I get it.
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407. I guess I'll just leave,
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408. so that you can talk
about my hair
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409. or my breath
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410. or how stupid
I look in my clothes.
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411. I'll just leave this sushi
for... all of you here.
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412. I'll just put it
in a place where...
where you can...
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What are you doing?
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414. Lee! Lee!
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415. Here, here's this. Let's not
forget the cream cheese.
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416. Jesus Christ!
And oh, my word,
why not have some
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417. sauce with this
and have some...
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418. Stop!
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419. You can take my attempt
at a loving gesture
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420. and eat it off
the fucking floor.
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421. Big Willows,
grab your Uzi.
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422. We're gonna go bust
the a-hole that shot me.
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423. I already told you, Gamby.
No more leads.
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424. I have a real suspect now.
His name is Robin Shandrell,
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425. and he basically
already confessed
to the attempted murder.
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426. Well, if that's so,
I would need a warrant
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427. to do a home search,
and I don't have one.
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428. Goddammit, Willows.
You pencil-pusher.
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429. Are you saying I gotta
take care of this on my own?
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430. No, I'm not saying
that at all.
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431. What I'm saying is
do nothing.
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432. You go over there trying
to bust that kid yourself,
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all kinds of laws.
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434. Do you understand?
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435. Can I borrow your sidearm
and your sunglasses?
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436. Hell no.
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437. I guess now I know
what "Willows" stands for.
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439. Goddammit, Gamby.
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440. Russell, I need to split
out of here early.
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441. Is that okay with you?
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442. You okay?
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443. I'm all alone, Gamby.
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445. You are my one true ally.
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446. Come on, man.
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447. Who cares if
the teachers don't like you?
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448. They've never liked me.
I don't give a shit.
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449. What are you doing
with Mr. King's bolt cutters?
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450. You're gonna do something
fucked up, aren't you?
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451. No, it's just part
of my investigation.
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452. Invent... You're doing
investigation stuff without me?
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453. I told you that I would help you
with that, Gamby.
I know, Russell,
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454. but you're the principal.
I'm just trying to keep
you out of it
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455. since I'm doing
off-the-record type stuff.
Please. Fuck that.
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456. I wanna get my hands dirty,
like last semester.
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457. I don't know, Russell.
This could get a little...
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458. That's what I'm countin' on.
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459. Okay, I'm gonna go
through the side window
and penetrate that.
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460. I need you to go to the front
and create a diversion.
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461. A diver— Uh, no!
What? I'm not ready for that.
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462. What am I supposed to do?
Come on, Russell.
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463. You're the principal, man.
Command the situation.
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464. Yeah...
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465. I am the fucking principal.
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466. Uh...
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467. Um... um...
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468. Hello, my name
is Lee Russell,
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of North Jackson High School.
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470. I understand that
your son was in an altercation
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471. with a female
school official yesterday
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472. and I would like
to question him, please.
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473. Robin!
Somebody to see you.
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474. Hello, Robin.
Do you remember me?
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475. Lee Russell?
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476. I'm principal now.
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477. Yeah, I don't give
a shit what you are.
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478. Well, you should.
You hit my VP.
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479. And hittin' ladies
does not fly at my school.
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480. You hit a woman, Robin?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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481. Are you a fucking idiot?
Uh, hey.
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482. Robin. Now, Robin, you can
either deal with me
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483. right here, right now,
or Ms. Nash may have
to press charges.
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484. I wish you would arrest him.
No-good son of a bitch.
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485. I didn't do
anything fucking wrong.
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486. They're the ones
who were spying on me.
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487. I'm not gonna
fucking apologize
to your vice principal's shit.
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488. I didn't—
I didn't do anything wrong.
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489. I'm not saying that
you did anything—
Yes, you are! That's—
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490. Robin, hey.
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491. All you gotta do
is talk to me.
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492. I don't wanna talk to you.
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493. And get the fuck out
of my house.
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494. Uh, excuse me.
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495. I am the principal
of North Jackson High School
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496. and I need to— you need
to come right back here
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497. is what you need to do.
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498. What's the matter, Paw-Paw?
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499. Did you doo-doo?
No.
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500. Did you poo, Paw-Paw?
Mm.
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501. All right, Paw-Paw,
let's get a bath, okay?
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502. Look at me, Paw-Paw.
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503. It's me. It's Robin.
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504. I'll always be here.
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505. I'll always take care of you.
Mm.
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506. Come on, Paw-Paw.
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507. Oh, holy shit.
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508. Oh, it feels so good to be back
on the ol' wrecking crew.
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509. Oh, that kid,
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510. he's definitely your shooter.
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511. Did you see how poor
his family was?
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512. Poor people always
commit crimes.
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514. Russell, there's something
I need to get off my chest.
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I busted Shandrell
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Mm-hmm.
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517. I may have put my thumb
on the scales of justice a bit.
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518. The marijuana that was found
in his locker...
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519. I planted it.
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520. Whoa.
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521. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I know, I know.
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522. You framed a child?
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523. I just didn't see
any other way, you know?
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dealing drugs at school
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know that he is.
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526. You know, and what kind
of leader does that make me
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527. if I just let it happen
right under my fucking nose?
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528. I had to send a message
to the student body.
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529. You break the law,
I fuck you raw.
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530. That's a Gamby promise.
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531. Well, it takes somebody
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532. mighty dirty
to do something
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533. that is that beautiful.
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534. That's what
I'm talkin' about.
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535. No nonsense.
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536. So you think that that's cool?
Cool?
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537. I think that's super fresh.
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538. I don't know.
I'm just kind of...
struggling with it.
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539. I feel like I ruined
this kid's life...
"Struggling"?
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540. and I'm just trying to figure
out if it was the right thing.
"Struggling"?
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541. Did I go too far?
"Too far"?
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542. You're an inspiration.
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543. I know what it is
that I have to do now.
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544. All those fuckin' teachers
who talk shit about me,
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545. LeBlanc, Carter,
Kingsbury, Ross and Snodgrass,
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546. they all about
to get fucked raw
is what's going to happen.
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547. I need to send a message
the Neal Gamby way.
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548. Well, maybe
don't fuck Snodgrass raw.
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549. I mean—
Why?
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550. She doesn't even like you.
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551. She's probably
getting 69'd right now.
Don't say that.
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552. She probably is. She's probably
getting held up just like
this right now.
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553. No, that's gross. Russell.
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554. Okay.
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555. I'll spare Snodgrass.
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556. The Gamby way.
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557. Ms. LeBlanc?
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558. Principal Russell
wants to see ya.
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559. Pronto!
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560. Russell, they're all here.
Hello, everyone.
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561. Thank you all
for coming out here
and joining me.
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562. This is a very special
place for me,
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563. a place that I like
to come to and think.
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564. Now, I've brought you here
because you all need a lesson
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566. You can't be serious.
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567. Oh, I'm serious, Bruce.
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568. I'm as serious
as the heart attack
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569. that you had last year.
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570. Oh, for the love
of God, Russell.
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571. Is this about
not wanting to eat sushi?
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572. No, Ms. LeBlanc.
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573. This is way bigger
than eating sushi.
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574. This is about me...
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575. firing all of you.
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576. What?
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577. Now, I've had Mr. Gamby
gather your personal effects.
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578. If I see you again
on this campus,
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579. you will be shot on sight.
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580. Whoa, whoa, Lee.
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581. This is cruel! Vindictive!
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582. Oh, please.
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583. Ruth Ann, if I was being
cruel and vindictive,
I'd talk about
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584. you smelling up
the teachers' lounge
every day with your poop.
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585. 1:30 every day,
in there straight
fucking killing it.
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586. Smells like goats at the fair.
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587. IDs in the bucket. Come on.
Oh, come on.
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588. Yeah. Come. You. Right here.
No. Uh-uh.
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589. Uh-huh.
Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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590. Relax! Jeez!
Bruce, just do it.
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591. Let's go. All of 'em.
Jeez!
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592. Come on.
Throw it in, Bruce.
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593. Throw it in.
Do it, Bruce.
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594. Oh, this is smart.
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595. This is very,
very intelligent, Lee.
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596. Oh, that's brilliant.
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597. Yeah.
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598. Jeez! Whoa!
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599. To quote Euripides:
"When one with honeyed words—"
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600. Ms. LeBlanc,
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your Euripides
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602. and shove it up your ass
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Gamby frog-walk you
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604. the fuck out of this forest?
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605. Get the fuck out of here!
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606. Go.
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607. Lee—
Go, go.
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608. Go, you bunch of has-beens.
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609. This is my life's work!
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610. I'm too old
to start a new school!
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611. Ruth Ann, stop
embarrassing yourself.
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612. Go. You'll get
a job... somewhere.
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613. Well, if it isn't Bill Hayden.
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614. I'm so happy
you could come join us.
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615. You're hurting me!
Gamby...
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618. Oh, I don't have anything
against Bill Hayden anymore.
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619. I'm not pursuing Snodgrass.
Oh, come on.
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620. Get a little blood
in your mouth.
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621. Remember how good it tastes.
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622. You know what to ask.
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623. Hand me your fuckin' ID, Bill.
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624. You know what?
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625. I don't even care.
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626. This school's gone
to shit anyway, Gamby.
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627. So, fuck you.
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628. And fuck you.
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629. Fuck you! Fuck you!
No, fuck you.
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630. Oh!
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631. Whoo!
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632. Oh!
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633. That was good.
I'm back. I'm back.
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634. I'm back! Oh, my God!
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635. Oh!
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636. Ice-cold killer, Gamby!
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637. Fucking brutal!
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638. Just like you, Gamby!
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639. Just like you!
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640. Just like you!
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641. Thank you, my friend!
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642. Whoo!
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643. What are you doing here?
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644. This is no life
for a boy your age.
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645. You don't give a fuck.
You don't care.
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646. No, that's not true.
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647. I very much do give a fuck.
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648. You and I both know
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to you wasn't right.
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650. I want to change that.
Why?
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651. You think just because
you say sorry
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'Cause it's not.
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653. You still did what you did.
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654. I know. I don't think it will
make everything okay, but...
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655. hopefully this could...
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656. be a step
in the right direction.
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657. Re-admission papers
to North Jackson High.
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658. You can return to school
if you want to.
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659. If you come back,
you can't fuck around.
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660. You can't sell drugs,
you can't act like an asshole.
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661. You gotta fall in line.
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662. Can you do that?
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663. Yeah.
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665. Dayshawn, my man.
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666. What's up, Mr. Gamby?
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667. I wanted to apologize to you
for the rib dinner.
It wasn't enough.
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668. Oh, no, man.
I thought them ribs
was tasty as fuck.
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669. Thank you, man.
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670. No, don't thank me.
I'm trying to thank you.
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671. I got something for you.
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672. Something I feel
is more appropriate
for you saving my life.
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673. Wow, man. That's, uh...
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674. Yup. Oh, shit!
Look at that!
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675. Looks like we both
in this motherfucker for real.
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676. Immortalized.
Two heroes, you and I.
So, what do you say?
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677. Are we even
for you saving my life?
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678. Uh, sure, dude.
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679. Life debt repaid.
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680. I'm cool with it
if you are.
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I don't know,
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682. but that's a nice-ass car.
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683. You're not supposed
to pick up people here.
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684. This is strictly for buses.
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685. Hi! Perfect timing!
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686. Where's she going to?
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687. You okay, Mr. Gamby?
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688. I am the Principal.
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689. What's this?
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690. King Ding-a-ling? It's a pretty
good picture of you.
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691. Look how tiny they made your
tee-tee bird.
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692. It's time Gamby.
You're going undercover.
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693. I got my hands full
with my own job.
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695. He tried to kill me.
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696. He's hanging out with
machine guns and cannibals.
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697. Funny thing about me, Ray,
I can eat people too.
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