1. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
2. Mm!Copy !req
3. Gamby, she's passed out
drunk in the bathtub.Copy !req
4. You could slam that door
as hard as you want,Copy !req
5. that bitch
ain't gonna wake up.Copy !req
6. Are you kidding me?
You see the destruction
that she-beast laid?Copy !req
7. I'm being
risk-averse, considering.Copy !req
8. Well, now's not
the time for caution.Copy !req
9. Now's the time
for celebration.Copy !req
10. I say we finish
this bottle of gin.Copy !req
11. No. I'm not proud of
what we did here tonight, Lee.Copy !req
12. Well, you should be.Copy !req
13. 'Cause this is how
leaders are made.Copy !req
14. Maybe so.
We gotta cover our tracks.Copy !req
15. Almost a shame to get rid
of all this stuff, isn't it?Copy !req
16. Not really.
It's a relief.Copy !req
17. Holy shit.Copy !req
18. Fucking beautiful.Copy !req
19. Whew.Copy !req
20. There you go.
Look at that.Copy !req
21. You know, Charlemagne
may not be Shadowfax,Copy !req
22. but in time, you both
are gonna createCopy !req
23. your own unique friendship
that I would imagineCopy !req
24. is much stronger than
anything you could have hadCopy !req
25. with a silly motorcycle.Copy !req
26. You understand
what I'm saying?Copy !req
27. This is good right here.Copy !req
28. Seeing you do
what you're destined to do.Copy !req
29. And look, baby, if Charlemagne
is not into you riding her,Copy !req
30. just make her into you.Copy !req
31. Force yourself into her.Copy !req
32. What are you
telling her to do?Copy !req
33. Just mind your own
business, shit-shoveler.Copy !req
34. Go. I'm trying to bond
with my daughter here.Copy !req
35. How's it feel
to be back in the saddle?Copy !req
36. I don't know.
I kind of miss my bike.Copy !req
37. Baby, Einstein's
definition of a dumb-assCopy !req
38. is someone who does
the same exact thing
over and over againCopy !req
39. and expects
different results.Copy !req
40. Well, I was thinking
about what Ray said,Copy !req
41. about not being afraid.Copy !req
42. Baby, if you haven't
figured this out yet,Copy !req
43. Ray is a simple man, okay,
with simple thoughts.Copy !req
44. You, on the other hand,
are very smart.Copy !req
45. You're very talented.Copy !req
46. I mean, you can do
any hobby you want.Copy !req
47. Plus, isn't it really
expensive to do horses?Copy !req
48. I mean, you could
barely pay for Shadowfax.Copy !req
49. Oh, I don't know
who told you that,Copy !req
50. but it's not true, okay?Copy !req
51. And money's no object,
especially now.Copy !req
52. Why especially now?Copy !req
53. Well, I guess
I'll go ahead and tell you.Copy !req
54. There's a good chance
I'm gonna be principal again.Copy !req
55. Oh.
Oh?Copy !req
56. That's it?
No, it's great, Dad.Copy !req
57. It's just I don't want to get
my hopes up like last time.Copy !req
58. Till it's for sure.Copy !req
59. Well, maybe this time
it is a sure thing.Copy !req
60. It is?Copy !req
61. Maybe.Copy !req
62. So you're definitely
gonna be principal?Copy !req
63. Yes.Copy !req
64. Hell yes.Copy !req
65. Oh, my God.Copy !req
66. Hey, save some bacon
for the rest of us, Moby Dick.Copy !req
67. Oh my God,
I'm dying. I am dying.Copy !req
68. I cut a highlight reel
of the footage we shot.Copy !req
69. I tell you what, I am
on the edge of my seat, Gamby.Copy !req
70. I'm on the edge of my seat.Copy !req
71. What the fuck?
Hmm?Copy !req
72. Gamby, you should be
as hyped as I am.Copy !req
73. I'm about to shit
my fucking pants.Copy !req
74. No, yeah, me too.
I'm about to shit
my pants too.Copy !req
75. I just... I can't wait
to shit my pants.Copy !req
76. Jesus, Gamby,
will you forget her?Copy !req
77. Quit it. You're above her.
You're better than her.Copy !req
78. She's not returning
any of my phone calls
or my text messages.Copy !req
79. Would you stop it?Copy !req
80. Now you don't want to be
having some illicit affair
with some teacher.Copy !req
81. You're about to move
into a position of power.Copy !req
82. Don't shit
where you eat, Gamby.Copy !req
83. Yeah, I know.
That's good advice,
you're right.Copy !req
84. You're damn right
I'm right.Copy !req
85. Now get in
the fucking zone with me.Copy !req
86. Get your head down
and fucking focus.
Okay, I'm in.Copy !req
87. I'm in it.
I'm in the zone.
I'm in the zone.Copy !req
88. Good. You got
your line memorized?Copy !req
89. Line?
Oh, come on, Gamby.Copy !req
90. You're supposed to say,
"End of the line, slut."Copy !req
91. That's gonna be clever,
'cause we gonna be
on some train tracks.Copy !req
92. Okay. Slut?
I have to say slut?Copy !req
93. I can't just say,
"End of the line"?Copy !req
94. Will you just say it?
Let me hear you say it.Copy !req
95. End of the line, slut.Copy !req
96. You got it.
Got it.Copy !req
97. Then I pull out my tablet,
show her the video,Copy !req
98. fucking checkmate.Copy !req
99. Check-fucking-mate.
Let me hear you say it.Copy !req
100. Check-fucking-mate.
Check-fucking-mate.Copy !req
101. Check-fucking-mate.
Tell me that's not true.Copy !req
102. See what I'm saying.
Boom!Copy !req
103. Kids sneaking out here
to smoke marijuana?Copy !req
104. Other drugs too.Copy !req
105. Coke, pills, Molly.Copy !req
106. With these trains zipping by?Copy !req
107. Mm-mm. That's just
an accident waiting to happen.Copy !req
108. Yes, that's what
we were concerned with.Copy !req
109. And if I may,
putting work aside,Copy !req
110. and while we're
out here alone,Copy !req
111. I must address
my gin-soaked evening.Copy !req
112. It's all really a blur.Copy !req
113. And I am
so embarrassed, really.Copy !req
114. I don't know
if I was dreaming,Copy !req
115. but were you there too,
Mr. Russell?Copy !req
116. Yes, I was, briefly.Copy !req
117. I just dropped by
to have a couple of drinks,Copy !req
118. but wound up helping Gamby
take care of you.Copy !req
119. Oh, B, it's okay.
Don't be embarrassed.Copy !req
120. Lord knows,
I have been there before.Copy !req
121. Well, thank you, Mr. Russell.Copy !req
122. And thank you too, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
123. It is an ugly thing
when I am on gin.Copy !req
124. It's all...Copy !req
125. I'm glad you were there
to help me.Copy !req
126. I really appreciate it.Copy !req
127. Happy to help.Copy !req
128. Now, Gamby,
say it now. Now, Gamby, say it.Copy !req
129. End of the—
End of the line—Copy !req
130. So, anyway, new rule.Copy !req
131. If a student gets caught
coming into the woods,Copy !req
132. he gets one week in circle.Copy !req
133. Uh...
Yeah, but like I was saying,Copy !req
134. it's the end of the li—
And we could also put some
security cameras out here.Copy !req
135. End of the line...Copy !req
136. slut... slut.Copy !req
137. I'm sor— Huh?Copy !req
138. I'm sorry,
I keep interrupting you.Copy !req
139. What are you trying to say?Copy !req
140. He said,Copy !req
141. "End of the line, slut!"Copy !req
142. This whole drug thing?
That was just a ruse.Copy !req
143. This right here?Copy !req
144. Right here.Copy !req
145. Right...
This right here.Copy !req
146. This is why
we brought you here.Copy !req
147. Aah!Copy !req
148. Oh, Lord.Copy !req
149. Oh...Copy !req
150. What— What the hell is this,
some Photoshops?Copy !req
151. This is you, bitch,
drunk on gin!Copy !req
152. I'm peeing on your car!Copy !req
153. What the hell
y'all playing at here?Copy !req
154. Your funeral, that's what.Copy !req
155. Consider this
the last nail in your coffin,Copy !req
156. our boot to your ass.Copy !req
157. Your career as principal
of North Jackson High School
is officially over.Copy !req
158. We won, bitch.
We fucked... you up!Copy !req
159. I fucking spit in your coffee.Copy !req
160. I stuck my foot through
your favorite painting.Copy !req
161. We fucking burned
your fucking house down.Copy !req
162. I showed pornos—
You burned my house down?Copy !req
163. Oh, goddamn it, Russell.Copy !req
164. I'll kill your— fucking—Copy !req
165. No, no!
Blackmail me!Copy !req
166. Gamby!
You out of your goddamn mind!Copy !req
167. Who the fuck—
Belinda!Copy !req
168. Belinda! Belinda!
Black... mail me!Copy !req
169. Get off of me!
No, Belinda!Copy !req
170. Aah!Copy !req
171. Fucking call me a bitch?Copy !req
172. I'll show you a bitch!
Belinda!Copy !req
173. Don't do this!
Get your bitch-ass off of me!Copy !req
174. Now back up, Belinda.Copy !req
175. It doesn't have
to be like this, okay?Copy !req
176. There's no reason
to get out of line here, okay?Copy !req
177. Oh, you out of line,
motherfucker.Copy !req
178. Oh!Copy !req
179. Don't do it.
Don't— Don't—
Belinda, don't do it.Copy !req
180. Tell me what the fuck
I need to do.Copy !req
181. Okay, you got me.
Even-stevens. We're square.Copy !req
182. Motherfucking square,
you burned my house down.Copy !req
183. Okay, woman,
I don't want to do this,
do you understand me?Copy !req
184. But you're not really
leaving me much choice.Copy !req
185. Ah, yeah,
motherfucker, come on.Copy !req
186. Oh!Copy !req
187. Okay? Okay?Copy !req
188. Enough's enough, okay?
We good?Copy !req
189. Oof! Oh, shit.Copy !req
190. Okay! Get off me!Copy !req
191. Freeze! You fucking creature!Copy !req
192. I got your shit!
Synced to all my devices!Copy !req
193. You about to go viral
on Web 2.0.Copy !req
194. No! You cannot.Copy !req
195. The fuck I can!Copy !req
196. Or you can resign,Copy !req
197. and we can keep this
our dirty little secret.Copy !req
198. Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
199. Fuck... fuck!Copy !req
200. You don't have
to cry. You...Copy !req
201. Why y'all doing this to me?Copy !req
202. 'Cause we want
your job, bitch.
Why you think?Copy !req
203. This isn't personal.
This is business.Copy !req
204. Now, you gonna quit or not?Copy !req
205. Good.Copy !req
206. I expect you to have
your resignationCopy !req
207. on the superintendent's
desk by tomorrow.Copy !req
208. Or email it. You know,
whatever's easier.Copy !req
209. Can you hand me my shoe?Copy !req
210. This shoe?Copy !req
211. Now go. Go on.Copy !req
212. Make him trot.Copy !req
213. Keep your leg
on him.Copy !req
214. Hey, man.Copy !req
215. Hello, Ray.Copy !req
216. Nice to see her
out there riding again.Copy !req
217. Yup. She's out there
doing what she loves again.Copy !req
218. Out of death's way.Copy !req
219. No thanks to you.Copy !req
220. I tried.Copy !req
221. At least I tried, man.Copy !req
222. It's just a drag
sometimes, you know?Copy !req
223. What's a drag?Copy !req
224. Being second place
to you with Janelle.Copy !req
225. I love that girl, man.Copy !req
226. It's a real drag.Copy !req
227. And I'm sorry I came on
so strong with the motocross.Copy !req
228. I shouldn't have.Copy !req
229. But I just wanted
me and her to bond.Copy !req
230. Truth be told, that's
what it all boils down to.Copy !req
231. You know, I'm jealous
of you, man.Copy !req
232. Jealous?Copy !req
233. Okay. Continue.Copy !req
234. You're Janelle's dad.Copy !req
235. I'm just some dude
who married her mom.Copy !req
236. She'll always love you more.Copy !req
237. Look at her,
she looks like you.Copy !req
238. Got your last name,Copy !req
239. got your blood coursing
through her veins, man.Copy !req
240. I can't compete
with that.Copy !req
241. I just wanted one thin slice
of her that was mine.Copy !req
242. That's it.Copy !req
243. I... I don't know.Copy !req
244. Maybe I ain't expressing
myself right.Copy !req
245. It's... hard to explain,
you know?Copy !req
246. Yeah, you are
definitely babbling,Copy !req
247. not really connecting
your thoughts together.Copy !req
248. But, uh, I think
I understand what
you're trying to say.Copy !req
249. Well, she's
a strong-willed girl.Copy !req
250. Maybe we were both foolish
to think we could steer
her through life.Copy !req
251. Swift, you seen
Dr. Brown this morning?Copy !req
252. No, I haven't heard from her.Copy !req
253. Actually, I haven't seen her
since yesterday.Copy !req
254. Should we be worried?Copy !req
255. Nah, I'm sure
everything's okay.Copy !req
256. Oh, uh, Superintendent Haas
called for you.Copy !req
257. He said it's important.Copy !req
258. Wonderful.Copy !req
259. So, she resigned as in she's
never coming back to Jackson?Copy !req
260. Yes, that's correct, Martin.Copy !req
261. Uh, Dr. Brown
is gone for good.Copy !req
262. She will never
be back here again.Copy !req
263. She left out
of here like a thief
in the middle of the night.Copy !req
264. Now, we don't know
if it's family problems.Copy !req
265. We don't know
if it's legal issues.Copy !req
266. It's probably more
than likely substance abuse.Copy !req
267. We just—
We have no idea.Copy !req
268. Obviously, this woman
had many dark secrets.Copy !req
269. You know, unfortunate as it is,Copy !req
270. we were working with
a complete and utter stranger.Copy !req
271. Ladies, girl people
up there at the top.
Please, yes, you.Copy !req
272. Quiet down.
I don't appreciate that.Copy !req
273. I mean, this is crazy.
I mean, right after
her house burns down?Copy !req
274. I mean, these two things
have to be connected.Copy !req
275. No, no, actually,
they don't have to be connected.
So, that's dumb. Don't say that.Copy !req
276. Would you stop trying
to be Columbo and figure out
all the crimes.Copy !req
277. 'Cause you don't know
anything that's going on, okay?Copy !req
278. This fucking guy.
This fucking guy.Copy !req
279. Look, it's what Lee said.Copy !req
280. It's, uh, substance abuse.Copy !req
281. In fact, I know that it's
substance abuse, so...Copy !req
282. Next question, please.Copy !req
283. Does this mean that one of you
is going to be taking over
her job as principal?Copy !req
284. A very good question,
Ms. LeBlanc.Copy !req
285. Uh, the truth is
Superintendent Haas has asked
Mr. Gamby and myselfCopy !req
286. to come by his office
later on today,Copy !req
287. so I expect that
we will know more then.Copy !req
288. I mean, what's important now,
though, is not who's gonna beCopy !req
289. the leader
and who's not the leader.
Yeah.Copy !req
290. What's important is to remain
calm and maintain order.Copy !req
291. Because if the students
sense for a moment
there's any turmoil,Copy !req
292. well, then we're
gonna have a full-on
shit show on our hands.Copy !req
293. Yeah, that's true.Copy !req
294. Bruce, don't be mad.
This is no one's fault, Bruce.Copy !req
295. Don't be mad at anybody.
And also, you know what,Copy !req
296. I just have to point out
Snodgrass is still talkingCopy !req
297. and I'm like,
my mind is jumbledCopy !req
298. because I'm like, "Aah,
will she ever stop talking?"Copy !req
299. Uh, Ms. Snodgrass, can you
please have some respect.Copy !req
300. Just for the sake
of everyone here.Copy !req
301. Neal! Hey!
Neal! Neal!Copy !req
302. What the hell
was that in there?Copy !req
303. You just gonna call me out
like I'm a freshman?Copy !req
304. Why are you being
such a large asshole?Copy !req
305. You said you wanted
to chill out. I was just
giving you time to cool down.Copy !req
306. Oh, oh, and that's
your version of cooling down?Copy !req
307. I'm a cool breeze, okay?Copy !req
308. Unlike you, that can't even
return a simple phone call
or a text message.Copy !req
309. Listen.Copy !req
310. I'm sorry. I just needed
some time to think.Copy !req
311. When you got so mad
about Bill Hayden,Copy !req
312. I just— I don't know.Copy !req
313. Well, you know what,
I do know.Copy !req
314. Because I've seen
your true colors,Copy !req
315. and maybe what
everyone's saying is true.Copy !req
316. What is everybody saying?Copy !req
317. Everybody's hollering
about how you and I aren't
destined to be together,Copy !req
318. 'cause you're just
a lowly teacher, my subordinate,Copy !req
319. and I'm a power player,
moving up in the ranks,Copy !req
320. your mentor,
supervisor, and boss.Copy !req
321. Right now, I have to go
to a meeting.Copy !req
322. Upper brass type stuff,
you wouldn't get.Copy !req
323. See you, teach.
Get to class.Copy !req
324. Well, here we are, Gamby.Copy !req
325. The moment
we've been waiting for.Copy !req
326. I can't shake
this weird feelingCopy !req
327. that Brown is just hiding
behind the corner
waiting to strike.Copy !req
328. I thought she'd go out
with more of a bang.Copy !req
329. What choice does she have?Copy !req
330. The video would go viral
so fast, it'd be a fucking
fatality move.Copy !req
331. The bitch high-tailed it out
of town as fast as she could.Copy !req
332. Now it comes down
to you or I.Copy !req
333. Yes, it does.Copy !req
334. Lee, I want you to know
that, uh...Copy !req
335. no matter what
they decide in here,Copy !req
336. I'm gonna be okay.
Even if it's you.Copy !req
337. I think you'd make
a damn good principal.Copy !req
338. You really think so?Copy !req
339. I didn't always, but...Copy !req
340. everything we've
been through, yeah.Copy !req
341. I think you got
what it takes.Copy !req
342. Gamby, that really
means a lot to me.Copy !req
343. You know,
I'll never forgetCopy !req
344. my very first day at
North Jackson High School.Copy !req
345. I was introduced
to you by Welles,Copy !req
346. and you had cafeteria food
all over your suitCopy !req
347. from a food fight
you had broken up.Copy !req
348. And you said to me,
"The job is fruitless,Copy !req
349. "but I get it done."Copy !req
350. And I thought,
"What a fucking dumb-ass."Copy !req
351. But I must admit, Neal,Copy !req
352. no matter how fruitless
or fucked up the situation is,Copy !req
353. you get the job done.Copy !req
354. I was wrong
about you, friend.Copy !req
355. It's been a pleasure.Copy !req
356. Whew.Copy !req
357. Let's do it.Copy !req
358. Two principals
gone in one year.Copy !req
359. It's unbelievable.Copy !req
360. Well, these things
happen sometimes, sir.Copy !req
361. No, they don't.
This has never happened before.
That's my whole point.Copy !req
362. Well, I guess, Belinda Brown
just, you know,Copy !req
363. wasn't the right person
for the job, unfortunately.Copy !req
364. I should have known something
was off when those textbooks
went missing.Copy !req
365. Big red flag like that
and I missed it.Copy !req
366. Guess who looks like
a horse's ass now, huh?Copy !req
367. Oh, no, no. You don't look
like a horse's ass at all.Copy !req
368. You know what they say
about the past, though,Copy !req
369. you just shouldn't
live in it. Gotta focus
on the future.Copy !req
370. Exactly.Copy !req
371. Anyway, I'm gonna be relying
on the two of you to help
get us through this.Copy !req
372. Anything that we can do
to help, Jeremy.Copy !req
373. North Jackson
needs both of you.Copy !req
374. That's why
I'm asking you to serveCopy !req
375. as co-interim principals,Copy !req
376. share the office while
we sort this whole mess out.Copy !req
377. That all right?
Can you handle that?Copy !req
378. So you're saying that
we're both principals?Copy !req
379. Well, yeah. I mean,
is that gonna be a problem?Copy !req
380. Oh, absolutely not,
sir, no.Copy !req
381. That's no— There's no
problem there whatsoever.Copy !req
382. Are we allowed to say
that we're principalsCopy !req
383. instead of
co-interim principals?Copy !req
384. Just when we're talking
to our friends or family.Copy !req
385. Yeah, yeah, of course,
Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
386. Sure. Yeah, for now.Copy !req
387. Been a dark year
for North Jackson High School.Copy !req
388. A dark year.
Like, storm clouds gathering.Copy !req
389. Like it's been crazy dark.
Whew.Copy !req
390. I hated this year.
It sucked.Copy !req
391. Surprise!
Goddammit!Copy !req
392. Whoa, Neal.
Fuck, Ray.Copy !req
393. Jesus.
Uh-oh. Bad news again?Copy !req
394. No, sweetheart.
No bad news.Copy !req
395. Such good news, in fact,
that I can overlook
Ray's idiocy.Copy !req
396. The title is official.Copy !req
397. Principal Neal Gamby.Copy !req
398. Whoo!
That's amazing!Copy !req
399. Great, great.Copy !req
400. Hey, you worked hard,
you deserve it.Copy !req
401. And I made you a little
something in my shop.Copy !req
402. Wow. You made this?Copy !req
403. Mm-hmm. For you.
Since you're principal.Copy !req
404. Wow. It's got my name
on it and everything.Copy !req
405. I mean, I'm not really sure how
I will use this as principal,Copy !req
406. but I appreciate it.Copy !req
407. But seriously,
congratulations on the job.Copy !req
408. You know, I'm just—
I'm really glad that it
worked out for you this time.Copy !req
409. You know what?
Tonight, I will accept that
backhanded compliment, Gale.Copy !req
410. It means a lot. Thank you.Copy !req
411. You're welcome.Copy !req
412. You're welcome.Copy !req
413. You know what,
I could open you up with this.Copy !req
414. But I'm not,
because I'm a principal now.Copy !req
415. Janelle, I have
a present for you, too.Copy !req
416. I was gonna give it
to you tomorrow,Copy !req
417. but since you guys are here,
why not now, huh?Copy !req
418. Follow me to the garage.Copy !req
419. What's this?Copy !req
420. What do you think it is?
It's your new bike.Copy !req
421. Wait, what?Copy !req
422. For me?
For you.Copy !req
423. Even though I know it will push
you back into the arms of Ray,Copy !req
424. and it makes me
shake my head,Copy !req
425. I want you
to pursue your dreams.Copy !req
426. You just gonna stand here
or are you gonna ride it?Copy !req
427. Not without a helmet.Copy !req
428. She has to wear a helmet.Copy !req
429. Listen to your mom.
Seriously?Copy !req
430. Have to have a helmet.
Seriously.Copy !req
431. Oh my God,
they updated it.Copy !req
432. They updated it.Copy !req
433. Oh!Copy !req
434. Oh, they picked
the worst picture of me.Copy !req
435. I look all bloated
like Gamby.Copy !req
436. Look at my double chin.Copy !req
437. Stop it. You look fine.Copy !req
438. Be happy.Copy !req
439. I am happy, Christine.Copy !req
440. I'm over the moon.Copy !req
441. Where's Mi-Cha?Copy !req
442. I wanna shove this
in her face.Copy !req
443. I already told her
the good news.Copy !req
444. Did she lose her shit?
She didn't say anything.Copy !req
445. She just went in her room
and shut the door.
Been in there all day.Copy !req
446. Love it.Copy !req
447. Hmm.Copy !req
448. Ah... Whew.Copy !req
449. That feels good.Copy !req
450. Thus begins a new age
for North Jackson High,Copy !req
451. one of peace and prosperity,Copy !req
452. one that history will look back
upon with reverence.Copy !req
453. Yes, it will.Copy !req
454. But I gotta say, Gamby.Copy !req
455. None of this would be possible
without some of the evil
shit you pulled.Copy !req
456. You are a true
black heart, my friend.Copy !req
457. Well, it was a group effort.
I didn't do everything.Copy !req
458. Yeah, but you did a lot.Copy !req
459. You did some
low-down dirty moves.Copy !req
460. Vandalizing the school,
burning her house down.Copy !req
461. Not just me.Copy !req
462. Bonding with her
as a single parent.Copy !req
463. Finding out that gin
was her weakness and using
that gin against her?Copy !req
464. Fucking bravo, Gamby.Copy !req
465. Well, your tone is actually
making me feel a little
weird about things.Copy !req
466. Look, I didn't do anything
worse than what you did.Copy !req
467. I'm just saying you
fucked her up real good is all.Copy !req
468. Why don't you take
a compliment, God.Copy !req
469. I'm saying it's a compliment
that you and I both should take.Copy !req
470. Fine. Whatever.
Well, take it then.Copy !req
471. Don't be acting like
I'm the one who did
all the stuff.Copy !req
472. You did stuff too.Copy !req
473. Okay. You ready to remind
this school what the fuck
it means to be a warrior?Copy !req
474. I was born ready.Copy !req
475. I pledge allegiance
to the flag...Copy !req
476. That's my dog!Copy !req
477. Chocolate chip pancakes.Copy !req
478. Whoa!
Oh, shit!Copy !req
479. Awesome. So interesting.Copy !req
480. So smart. So—
Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
481. I would like a moment alone
with your teacher, if I may.Copy !req
482. We'll pick this up
though, guys, okay?Copy !req
483. I heard the news.
Congratulations.Copy !req
484. Yeah, it's a pretty
big responsibility,Copy !req
485. but it's also an honor.Copy !req
486. I'm really happy for you.Copy !req
487. Amanda, I just wanted
to say I'm sorryCopy !req
488. for the stuff I said to you
about you being less than me,Copy !req
489. us coming from
different worlds,Copy !req
490. you being loose.
Loose?Copy !req
491. I just said that stuff
because I was jealous.Copy !req
492. I was insanely jealous
that a guy like Bill Hayden
got to be with you.Copy !req
493. Got to kiss you
and hold you
and lay naked next to you.Copy !req
494. Probably fondle and suck up
on your t—
Okay. Yup. I get it.Copy !req
495. Neal, you were jealous. Okay.Copy !req
496. I know that I'm not
an easy person to be around.Copy !req
497. I have my fair share of issues,
but I'm working on it.Copy !req
498. I'm trying to be better.Copy !req
499. Well, you come off
as a blowhard.Copy !req
500. That's what everybody sees.Copy !req
501. Except me.Copy !req
502. I've seen a different you.Copy !req
503. I saw someone that I might
even like to be with.Copy !req
504. But now I'm confused.Copy !req
505. I don't know. Was
that a fluke moment?Copy !req
506. Or was that
the real you? I—Copy !req
507. Amanda, that wasn't a fluke.Copy !req
508. That was me,
the real me.Copy !req
509. And if you'll just
give me another shot,Copy !req
510. I promise, I'll show you
that side all the time.Copy !req
511. I just want to be with you.Copy !req
512. And as principal, I'll guarantee
that you never have to work
seventh period ever again.Copy !req
513. Keeping track of vacation days
and sick days, well, that will
no longer be an issue.Copy !req
514. And when it comes time for you
to submit your budgets,Copy !req
515. they'll always be approved.Copy !req
516. I'll even fire Bill Hayden.Copy !req
517. I'm just kidding.Copy !req
518. I won't fire Bill Hayden.
I just said that just because...Copy !req
519. I'm over it.
I'm not jealous.Copy !req
520. I think you should fire him,
though, seriously.Copy !req
521. Okay, well, good,
because I wanted to.Copy !req
522. Fuck Bill Hayden.
He's a history teacher,
and now he's history.Copy !req
523. Oh, Mr. Gamby,
there you are!Copy !req
524. Goddammit, Swift.Copy !req
525. I— I'm—
I'm— I'm very sorry,Copy !req
526. but it's an emergency.
You need to come.Copy !req
527. An emergency?
Yeah, it's pretty bad, so...Copy !req
528. I'll be right back.
Okay.Copy !req
529. Okay.Copy !req
530. This better be good, Swift.Copy !req
531. My car!Copy !req
532. I told you it was bad.Copy !req
533. What the fuck
are you doing Swift? Call 9-1-1!Copy !req
534. Okay, okay!Copy !req
535. Oh, shit.Copy !req
536. Russell to the faculty
parking lot!Copy !req
537. I'm busy, Gamby.Copy !req
538. Our cars are on fire!Copy !req
539. What?
She got us!Copy !req
540. The bitch fucking got us!Copy !req
541. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
542. Shit! Fuck!Copy !req
543. Nice try, buddy.
Go inside and get some help!Copy !req
544. Whoa. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
545. Squad, halt!Copy !req