1. Todd Frechette, why are you here?
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2. - I'm going to school.
- It's teachers' workday.
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3. We did announcements about
it every day this week. Go home.
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4. But my mom's not home
and the door is locked.
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5. Okay, well, then go bowling
or go play stupid video games
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6. or go masturbate in your car... whatever
it is that teenage boys do.
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7. You can't be here.
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8. No, no, no... Not "uh, uh, uh." Go home.
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9. Go home. Open this door,
open the next door.
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10. Open the door after that.
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11. - But... I'm walking!
- Keep walking.
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12. - We need a day without children!
- Okay!
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13. - Please! For the adults, please.
- All right!
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14. Hey, Ray. Janelle here?
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15. Yeah, she's getting ready
for her travel race.
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16. - Want to come in?
- I think it's better if I stay out here.
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17. Okay.
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18. Janelle?
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19. Dad?
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20. - Hey. You look good.
- Thanks.
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21. I... I just stopped by
to drop off some things
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22. that you left at my place.
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23. This macaroni bracelet you made.
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24. This sonogram of you as an embryo.
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25. This decorative ashtray.
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26. - It's a key bowl.
- Well, whatever it is,
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27. this stuff is too painful to look at.
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28. Perhaps Ray will appreciate them.
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29. Dad, all I did was ask you
not to come to motocross anymore.
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30. You're making a huge deal out of it.
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31. Actually, no, you're making
a big deal out of it
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32. because you yelled at me
in front of everyone.
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33. You know what? I'm gonna go
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34. because I don't want
to get too emotional
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35. and say something I'm gonna regret.
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36. I understand you have a race today.
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37. I'd like it if you'd give me a call,
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38. let me know how you did.
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39. Track conditions.
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40. I believe you owe me that much.
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41. Have a nice life.
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42. Hello, faculty and staff.
Welcome to teacher workday.
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43. - Now...
- Yay! Belinda Brown!
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44. Y'all raise it up! Whoo, whoo-whoo!
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45. All right, Mr. Russell.
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46. Now I know we've had
some squabbles recently.
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47. And if my teachers aren't feeling good,
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48. that means I've messed up
somewhere along the way.
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49. So I'd like for us all to come together
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50. for some teamwork exercises.
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51. We're all going to meet in the gym
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52. and we're going to have
some good old-fashioned fun.
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53. And after that,
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54. a catered lunch from Pogo's Tacos!
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55. Oh, yeah! I love tacos!
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56. Yay!
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57. Yeah!
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58. Save a taco for me, okay?
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59. Um... Dr. B?
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60. Java, java, java. Who wants some?
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61. Already got one.
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62. Oh, Mr. Gamby, I'd like you to compile
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63. a structural leakage report today.
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64. And I want you to take Miss Swift.
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65. You guys need to do a walkabout,
check all the rooms and the roof.
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66. Fuck this day. Come on, Swift.
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67. Move your ass. Let's go.
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68. What is wrong with him?
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69. Oh, I don't know.
Probably some stupid sports thing.
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70. Hey, I'm... I'm really looking forward
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71. to me and you getting
to have some fun times.
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72. Are we just gonna eat
and be bad all day?
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73. I have something else in mind for you.
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74. Mr. Russell, these are
my sons, Luke and Mario.
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75. - Oh! What strong genes.
- Mm!
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77. And the other one, he...
Well, I bet he's real nice.
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78. Well, you gonna get
to know 'em today, okay?
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79. I need you to stay in here all day
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80. and keep your eyes on these two.
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81. Excuse me? You want me to watch
your kids the entire day?
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82. Well, what...
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83. Well, I don't think that this
really falls under my job description.
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84. Well, it does today, Mr. Russell.
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85. And you're gonna be just fine.
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86. Keep them in this room and do
not let them out of your sight.
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87. Y'all have fun now!
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88. - Oh, I need to... Belinda?
- Bye, Mama.
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89. Uh, Dr. Brown?
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90. - I just...
- Hey, you smoke weed?
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91. All right, Swift, looks like we got
two tiles, minor water damage.
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92. Write that down.
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93. Next room.
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94. Knew it. This pipe is leaking. Mark it.
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95. Looks like we got another
hole in the dyke. Mark it, Swift.
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96. Damaged tile, Swift.
Don't look at me weird.
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97. I didn't know what that meant.
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98. - Are you sure?
- I... I...
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99. - You are...
- Sir...
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100. I'm just kidding. A dyke
holds back water.
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101. And this looks like one broke, so...
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102. Come on, Swift. Get in
closer, look at it.
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103. - Is it buckling?
- Um, maybe?
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104. You want to speak a
language or you just want to moan
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105. Is it damaged or is it not?
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106. Enough of the noises. I
don't like the grunting.
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107. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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108. Get down from there right now. Come on.
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109. There's a water-filtration
problem on hall D.
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110. Go check that out. Turn my
flashlight off. You're wasting the batteries.
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111. You're actually doing work
on teacher workday?
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112. - What a loser. - I hate today.
There's no kids here to bust.
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113. I mean, what the hell am
I even doing here? It sucks.
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114. - Are you doing okay?
- Fine.
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115. I've gotten over my daughter.
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116. - Over her?
- Yes, I've moved on.
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117. - Okay.
- Ray won her. So conversation over.
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118. Well, they say that food
is good for the soul.
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119. And I am starving. Do you
want to whip me up some breakfast?
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120. I mean, the kitchen's all locked
up. The big door is shut.
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121. And what are these for? Hmm?
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122. - Ow!
- Sorry.
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123. You are in for a treat today.
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124. Got my famous Gamby breakfast
scramble going here.
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125. My daughter loves this.
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126. Well, loved it. She's not going to
be eating too much of this anymore.
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127. Hmm! Too bad, so sad.
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128. I want to help.
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129. You want to help?
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130. - Yeah. Show me.
- Okay.
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131. Um, well, there's not really
much to do. We're just kind of like...
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132. - Take the handle?
- Yeah, move the whisk around.
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133. - Okay, like that?
- Just try to keep it slow and even
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134. just so it doesn't stick to
the bottom of the frying pan.
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135. - Okay.
- Yeah, just...
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136. Whoa, look. It's, uh, sticking here.
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137. - Let it get away from us
there for a moment. - Yeah.
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138. You want to get the plates
for us to eat it on?
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139. Yes. Okay.
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140. Well, that was good.
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141. Yeah, I'm pretty stuffed.
I guess I'll see you
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142. - at the team-building
thing, huh? - Okay, yeah.
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143. See ya. Yeah.
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144. - I'll take it.
- Yeah, bye.
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145. Cool.
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146. Large black male.
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147. No. No, sir! Hands out of that
vending machine right now.
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148. Drop the snacks right there.
Who the hell are you?
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149. What are you doing here?
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150. Shit! Shit! Get back here!
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151. Come back here! Son of a bitch!
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152. Submit to me! Submit to me! Who are you?
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153. Okay, okay!
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154. - Okay, man!
- What are you doing here?
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155. - Dascious?
- You know this man, Dr. Brown?
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156. - I'm her husband, man!
- Ex-husband.
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157. That may be son, but
I ain't an ex-father.
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158. I got a right to see my boys.
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159. I caught him trespassing in the hallway.
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160. He was stealing food
out of the vending machines.
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161. They was... they was
hanging down, cookies.
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162. They was paid for already.
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163. Exactly why I had to leave your behind.
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164. - You're just a bad influence.
- They're my boys too.
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165. You can't keep me
from hugging my own sons.
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166. Please, Belinda, I need them.
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167. Mr. Gamby, take this broke-ass
motherfucker out to the street.
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168. - You heard her. Let's go.
- Okay.
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169. - Broke-ass motherfucker?
- All right! Come on!
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170. I want to see my damn boys!
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171. Get out of here!
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172. Look at his jeans.
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173. Uh, yes, look at my jeans.
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174. You wish you could afford
'em. They're 7 for All Mankind.
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175. So why are you gay?
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176. I'm not.
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177. Oh, okay. Well, look at this.
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178. That's a picture of me and my wife
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179. on a picnic yesterday... Blue skies.
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180. - She Chinese.
- She's Korean.
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181. - I'm gonna be a famous singer.
- Uh, you're not leaving this room.
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182. You're not...
You're not leaving this room.
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183. Hey, hey, stop. Give me that.
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184. Oh, that's my son, man.
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185. See, that's my... That's my son!
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186. - Go, go, go!
- That's my son!
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187. - Just... just...
- What the hell?
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188. You call your daddy?
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189. Huh? You call him again,
I'm gonna beat both y'all asses!
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190. Belinda? Can I just
have a word with you?
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191. I have to ask... I'm really detecting
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192. all these very aggressive
vibes from you.
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193. I told you to keep them
in that office for a reason.
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194. Now if I find them
out of that office again,
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195. you might find yourself
out of this office.
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196. And what the hell you grinning about?
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197. Take your narrow ass
back in that office!
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198. Only "nut" you know about is Planters.
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199. - Coming in here, you talkin' crazy!
- Now...
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200. In a moment, I'll pass out these cards.
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201. You will place the card
upon your forehead
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202. and then ask your partner
yes-or-no questions only
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203. to try to guess the occupation.
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204. This is about improving
our communications skills.
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205. Now partner up!
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206. Dibs on Gamby!
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207. Oh, actually, I was going to be
partners with Miss Snodgrass.
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208. Too late. Got your hand.
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209. Stop.
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210. Is it a stressful job?
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211. It's definitely the hardest
job in the world.
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212. Wardrobe mistress for "Kinky
Boots" on Broadway.
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213. - Do I work long hours?
- You're obsessed with your job.
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217. - None of your business.
- Seriously?
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218. - Neal Gamby?
- So what's the deal?
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219. - Is Amanda your girlfriend now?
- Why don't you just butt out?
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220. I'm just wondering if your little
binder actually worked.
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221. I told you not to say
anything about that.
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222. And why don't you just mind
your own business, all right?
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223. - Do you want to cheat on her?
- Can we just play the game?
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224. Can we play the stupid game
and guess this thing?
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226. Do people want to see me?
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227. - A chef?
- No.
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228. - Astronaut?
- No.
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229. - Nanny?
- Why have you shut me out?
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232. No. You're a greedy jerk.
You only care about yourself.
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233. - You like it when I fucked you?
- That's not anything to do...
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234. This is about this job. I'm asking, do
you like when this person fucks you?
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235. I'm not talking about this anymore.
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to support my family?
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237. Yes. But you feel empty inside,
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238. like your life's work is meaningless.
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240. Excuse me.
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241. Is my job someone who
cares about you deeply?
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242. No.
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243. Did you ever have feelings for this job?
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244. - No.
- Wife?
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246. - Lover?
- Nope. Nothing.
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- You're a truck driver.
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248. You're a dirty truck driver.
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249. Don't spin him! What are you doing?
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250. Don't spin him right now! Will you stop?
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251. You're gonna be drunk.
You're gonna get out of this thing
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Will you please just stop it?
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253. Ow!
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with Mario and Luigi?
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255. It fuckin' sucks, is how it's going.
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256. But that's okay. I'm
gonna turn it into a positive.
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257. I'm gonna ply their feeble
minds for information about Big Mama.
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258. The ultimate betrayal.
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259. Why do you keep checking your phone?
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260. Ain't nobody fuckin' calling you.
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261. Checking to see if my daughter
texted me about her race,
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she doesn't care about me anymore.
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263. I just hate teacher workdays,
to tell you the truth.
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264. I just get all
emotionally fucked up in my own head.
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265. There's nobody here
except for the teachers.
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266. I just feel like they're always
looking at me like they're better than me.
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267. Especially Abbot and
Hayden. They do it the fuckin' most.
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268. Hayden? That recycling cunt?
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269. He wears clothes from Structure.
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270. And Abbot's just a bipolar
bitch. Fuck them.
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271. I wish I could. See, those were
good insults about them.
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272. I can't come up with stuff like that.
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273. That's not my forte. That's yours.
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274. You want me to tell you
the easiest way to go?
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275. - Yes.
- The throat, just like this.
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276. - What?
- Look for the face.
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277. Hey, you got bad-ass fuckin' ears.
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278. Hey, look at your dumb-ass nose.
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279. Or in your case,
like a fuckin' moustache.
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280. You know, sometimes I go
with you with the moustache?
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281. It's all right here.
Yeah, just don't do that thing
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282. where you repeat a
person's insult back at them.
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283. That's just the worst.
And you do that all the time.
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284. No, I don't. You do that.
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285. Just like that. See that?
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286. That's what you just did.
Don't be that person.
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287. - Don't be you, Gamby.
- Got it.
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288. Hey, Neal, you want to
come sit next to me?
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289. Yeah.
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290. Thanks for saving me a seat
at the cool kids' table, huh?
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291. Amanda, why don't you
just sit in his lap?
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292. Don't be a dick, Bill.
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293. Oh, I'm a dick? 'Cause as I recall,
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294. I read your book and did edits on it.
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295. So I guess that makes me a dick now.
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296. - Book?
- Don't, no.
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298. No, I wrote a YA novel,
not a kids' book. Actually...
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299. It's called
"Cassiopeia Falling" or some shit.
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300. It's about a dude that fucks dragons.
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301. What? I'll be skipping that one.
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302. What's so funny about that, Abbot?
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303. You don't even know
what the story's about.
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304. Maybe it's not crazy.
Maybe it's, like, a cool story.
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306. It's more like bestiality.
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307. Yeah, looks like something
you're into with that shirt you wore.
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308. How many fuckin' zebras did you
have to fuck to get that on?
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309. For your information,
I got this at Nordstrom.
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310. I didn't fuck any zebras.
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311. - Pssh! Nordstrom Rack.
- No, real Nordstrom.
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312. It's like I've always imagined what a
horse would look like when it talks,
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314. Why don't you guys stop
trying to bully Miss Snodgrass?
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315. She wrote a book. That's
a pretty cool thing to do.
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than you nerds have done.
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317. Hey, we're just having a good time.
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318. It was mean, Bill.
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319. Don't let these idiots
get into your head, all right?
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328. Big whoop. I know you just
called to make me sad,
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Because I'm not sad.
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330. It's the best teacher workday
I've ever had before
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331. - and everyone's laughing at
my jokes. So there. - Okay.
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332. - Enough.
- Listen, Neal, I gotta...
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334. - Neal.
- Awkward!
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339. No, I was just...
Just doing a patrol of...
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340. I just needed a place to think.
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341. Looks like this is where
the kids come to smoke.
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342. Figures.
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344. Why would I be able
to control my school?
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345. Are you upset about
that black gentleman?
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346. He's a lying, cheatin' piece of shit.
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347. Never should have married that man.
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348. What happened with you two?
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349. I caught his ass, butt-naked in the bed
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351. My son saw the whole thing.
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352. Their daddy pulling out
of this nasty-ass ho.
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my boys out of that town.
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trying to get his kids back.
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speaking from personal experience.
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360. I lost a child of my own.
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361. Oh, Mr. Gamby. I'm so sorry,
I didn't know that.
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you didn't do too bad.
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374. I'm there for you. Okay?
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376. Mm-hmm.
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377. Hmm.
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378. Ooh. Mmm.
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379. Not so gay now, am I?
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380. This will be our dirty little secret.
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- Good.
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383. Good. Me too. I
know how to keep secrets...
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Like, dark secrets.
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y'all want to share with me?
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387. Oh, I don't know. Like...
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393. She fucked us both.
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thing that has happened to you two.
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and get snacks first?
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supposed to let you leave this room.
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whatever it is that you want
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402. Deal!
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- Oh, Miss Snodgrass.
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- Yep.
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406. Yeah, I'm fine. I mean, the real
question is, are you okay?
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411. Uh, no, you don't. It sucks.
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412. Come on, you let Hayden read it
and give edits, you won't let me?
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413. I write two memos a day
and this guy teaches history.
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414. Right? I know you're crazy.
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415. - God damn it!
- What the hell are you doing here?
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416. You know Brown doesn't want to see you.
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417. I know, I know, but...
you seen a little wallet?
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418. No, I haven't seen a goddamn wallet.
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419. I must have lost it
while you was chasing my ass.
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420. All right, all right.
Here it is right here!
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421. Okay, snack attack! Who's hungry?
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422. Oh!
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423. Get back here! Oh, shit!
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424. Ah!
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425. Get back here!
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426. Oh, sweet. Check this shit out.
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427. Get back here, man!
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428. - Get back here!
- Oh, shit!
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429. See, we should definitely
be high while doin' this shit.
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430. Oh, shit, don't move.
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431. Fuck you, man!
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432. - The auditorium. Go!
- What? Oh, God.
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433. Teaching can feel like a solo job
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434. because it's just you in the classroom,
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435. holding it down.
But we can use teamwork...
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436. Hey, hey, hey, stop the proceeding!
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437. Dascious? Get the fuck out of there!
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438. Dascious is here! Into the school.
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439. Just... just let me say one thing.
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440. Um, Belinda,
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441. I know... I know that
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442. Bad. Fact is...
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443. I failed you as a husband
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444. and for that, I'm sorry.
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445. I'll never forgive myself.
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446. But please... please don't
let me fail my boys.
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447. Oh, real nice! Getting
high on school grounds!
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448. Only reason I'm not expelling you two
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449. is 'cause y'all don't go to school here.
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450. - You lied to me!
- Mm-hmm.
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451. Now let's go. Come down
right this second.
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452. We'll come down if you smoke this.
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453. Come on.
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454. Come on, come on.
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455. Just throw... just...
will you throw it down, please?
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456. - Throw it down.
- Okay.
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457. Okay, all right, I'm high now.
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458. Does that make you feel good?
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459. Now come down. Your mom's
gonna be in her office any minute.
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460. $100.
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461. - $8.
- $100.
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462. I'll give you $16 and that's it.
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463. - $100.
- Okay, $19.50,
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464. and that's my last and final offer ever.
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465. $100. I'm still thinking $100.
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466. Fuck!
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467. I want to believe you, Dascious, I do.
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468. But... but those boys
can't unsee what they saw.
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469. They saw his dick.
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470. - You remember how they cried?
- Wow.
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471. But I know a man needs his kids.
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472. And I suppose they need you too.
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473. You cannot come back and live with us,
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474. but I can't control who stays
at the Aristocrat Inn.
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475. You for real?
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476. I am.
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477. Now, fool, get out of that booth
so we can go get our boys.
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478. Ha! Whoo!
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479. Lee, you better get those
kids wrangled up.
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480. Mama Bear is on her way back to the den.
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481. - Fuck. Right now?
- Yes, now.
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482. - Where are you?
- My God, move, move, move!
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483. - I'm coming.
- Faster than that! Faster than that!
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484. - Let's go. What are you doing?
- I'm high as a motherfucker.
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485. Your mother is on her way
back to the office right now.
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486. And if we're not sitting in that
office when she gets there,
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487. she's gonna beat all of our asses black.
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488. - So move! Get up!
- Shit, come on.
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489. Big Mama's coming!
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490. Okay, all right. No...
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491. - We can hold hands or something.
- No.
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492. Hold on, I need a little refreshment.
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493. Mmm. Mm-hmm.
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494. Oh, shit. Refreshing as hell.
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495. Whew!
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496. Huh! Gotta come up for air.
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497. - Actually, you know...
- This way!
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498. We never showed Dascious the music hall.
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499. Maybe he wants to
check that out real quick.
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500. No, we can skip things. Dascious?
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501. Go! What are you waiting for? Go! Fly!
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502. This way, you stupid piece of shit.
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503. Faster! God! You're
going on a diet after this.
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504. "And at that very moment,
Pinocchio awoke
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505. and opened wide his eyes."
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506. - Boys?
- Oh, hey, B.
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507. Someone's here to see you.
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508. Boys, you got a hug for your daddy?
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509. Come here! Hey!
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510. Oh, let me look at you!
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511. I really appreciated our talk.
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512. Yeah, me too.
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513. Hold up, Russell.
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514. How did it go?
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515. Good. No problems whatsoever.
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516. Your boys, they're a dream.
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517. You a lyin' sack of shit.
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518. Come on, come on!
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519. Oh, here you are!
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520. I've been looking all over for you.
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521. Oh, hey. Yeah, I was just
up here finishing up this shit.
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522. What's that?
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523. Uh, it's my book. I thought
maybe you might... you could read it.
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524. Yeah, I'd love to. I'm flattered.
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525. Just remember, it's still really rough.
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526. I mean, all the stuff with King Olgar
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527. and Favian the Huntsman needs
to be fleshed out a bit better.
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528. But, I don't know, I think
you might like Bluffin the Wizard.
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529. Bluffin the Wizard? Sounds fascinating.
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530. Just so you know, I'm
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531. so if this takes me a while to read it,
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532. I hope you don't get
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533. Oh, take your time. No rush.
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534. Yeah.
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535. You know, on a personal note,
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536. I just want you to know
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537. that you're a multi-talented,
very terrific...
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538. I'm gonna put your book down, okay?
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539. Oh. Yeah.
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540. Look at this fuck machine, all smilin'.
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541. Yeah, did me good.
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542. This wasn't a bad teacher
workday after all, was it?
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543. Nope.
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544. Hold up. This bitch.
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545. Yo, Gale, you can save your
butt dials for someone else,
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546. 'cause I just did it with the
hottest teacher in school
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547. and I am totally over my daughter.
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548. Neal, stop!
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549. Janelle's been in an
accident. We're at the hospital.
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550. What? Is she okay?
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551. She's okay, she just... she needs you.
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552. She just keeps calling out for you.
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553. She needs me?
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554. Gamby? Gamby?
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555. What the fuck, Gamby?
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556. Hey, man, she came
in hot on the third...
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557. - Daddy?
- Baby, it's okay.
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558. It's okay.
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