1. Todd Frechette, why are you here?Copy !req
2. - I'm going to school.
- It's teachers' workday.Copy !req
3. We did announcements about it
every day this week. Go home.Copy !req
4. - My mom's not home, and the door's locked.
- Okay, then go bowling.Copy !req
5. Or go play stupid video games,
or go masturbate in your car.Copy !req
6. Or whatever it is teenage boys do.
You can't be here.Copy !req
7. No, no, no, not... Ah, ah, ah.
Go home. Go home.Copy !req
8. Open this door, open the next door,
open the door after that.Copy !req
9. - But...
- Keep walking.Copy !req
10. - I'm walking.
- We need a day without children.Copy !req
11. - Please.
- Okay!Copy !req
12. - For the adults, please.
- All right.Copy !req
13. - Hey, Ray. Janelle here?
- Yeah. She's getting ready for her travel race.Copy !req
14. - Come in.
- It's better if I stay out here.Copy !req
15. Okay.Copy !req
16. Nelle.Copy !req
17. Dad?Copy !req
18. Hey.Copy !req
19. - You look good.
- Thanks.Copy !req
20. I just stopped by to drop off some things
that you left at my place.Copy !req
21. This macaroni bracelet you made.Copy !req
22. A sonogram of you as an embryo.Copy !req
23. This decorative ashtray.Copy !req
24. It's a key bowl.Copy !req
25. Well, whatever it is,
this stuff is too painful to look at.Copy !req
26. Perhaps Ray will appreciate them.Copy !req
27. Dad, all I did was ask you
not to come to motocross anymore.Copy !req
28. - You're making a huge deal out of it.
- No, you're making a big deal out of it.Copy !req
29. You yelled at me in front of everyone.Copy !req
30. You know what? I'm gonna go.Copy !req
31. I don't wanna get too emotional
and say something I'll regret.Copy !req
32. I understand you have a race today.Copy !req
33. I'd like it if you'd give me a call,
let me know how you did...Copy !req
34. track conditions.Copy !req
35. I believe you owe me that much.Copy !req
36. Have a nice life.Copy !req
37. Hello, faculty and staff.
Welcome to teacher workday.Copy !req
38. - Now...
- Yay!Copy !req
39. Belinda Brown. Y'all raise it up.Copy !req
40. All right, Mr. Russell.Copy !req
41. I know we've had some squabbles recently,
and if my teachers aren't feeling good...Copy !req
42. that means I've messed up
somewhere along the way.Copy !req
43. So I'd like for us all to come together
for some teamwork exercises.Copy !req
44. We're all gonna meet in the gym and we're
gonna have some good old-fashioned fun.Copy !req
45. Heh-heh-heh.
And after that, a catered lunch...Copy !req
46. from Pogo's Tacos.Copy !req
47. Oh, yay, I love tacos.Copy !req
48. - Yay!
- Yeah. Yeah!Copy !req
49. Save a taco for me, okay? Heh-heh.Copy !req
50. Dr. B? Java, java, java.
Who wants some?Copy !req
51. Already got one.Copy !req
52. Oh, Mr. Gamby, I'd like you to compile
a structural-leakage report today.Copy !req
53. And I want you to take Miss Swift.Copy !req
54. You need to do a walkabout,
check all the rooms and the roof.Copy !req
55. Fuck this day. Come on, Swift.
Move your ass. Let's go.Copy !req
56. What is wrong with him?Copy !req
57. Oh, I don't know.
Probably some stupid sports thing.Copy !req
58. Hey, I'm... I'm really looking forward to
me and you getting to have some fun times.Copy !req
59. Are we just gonna eat and be bad all day?Copy !req
60. I have something else in mind for you.Copy !req
61. Mr. Russell, these are my sons,
Luke and Mario.Copy !req
62. What strong genes.
One of them looks like Will Smith...Copy !req
63. and the other one, he, uh...Copy !req
64. - Well, I bet he's real nice.
- You're gonna get to know them today, okay?Copy !req
65. I need you to stay in here all day
and keep your eyes on these two.Copy !req
66. Excuse me? You want me to watch
your kids the entire day? Well, what...?Copy !req
67. I don't think that this falls
under my job description.Copy !req
68. Well, it does today, Mr. Russell.Copy !req
69. And you're gonna be just fine.Copy !req
70. Keep them in this room
and do not let them out of your sight.Copy !req
71. Y'all have fun now.Copy !req
72. - Bye, Mama.
- I need to...Copy !req
73. Belinda? Uh, Dr. Brown?Copy !req
74. - I just...
- Hey, you smoke weed?Copy !req
75. All right, Swift. Looks like we
got two tiles, mild water damage.Copy !req
76. Write that down.Copy !req
77. Next room.Copy !req
78. Knew it. This pipe is leaking. Mark it.Copy !req
79. Looks like we got another hole in the dyke.
Mark it, Swift.Copy !req
80. Damaged tile, Swift.
Don't look at me weird.Copy !req
81. - I didn't know what that meant.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
82. - I... What...?
- You are.Copy !req
83. I'm just kidding. A dyke holds back water.
And this looks like one broke, so...Copy !req
84. Come on, Swift. Get in closer, look at it.
Is it buckling?Copy !req
85. - Maybe?
- Do you wanna speak a language...Copy !req
86. - or you just wanna moan and groan?
- I can't really tell.Copy !req
87. Is it damaged or not? Enough of the noises.
I don't like the grunting.Copy !req
88. It's making me uncomfortable.Copy !req
89. Get down right now. Come on. There's a
water-filtration problem on Hall D.Copy !req
90. Check it out. Turn my flashlight off.
You're wasting the batteries.Copy !req
91. You're doing work on teacher workday?
What a loser.Copy !req
92. I hate today. There's no kids here to bust.
What the hell am I doing here? It sucks.Copy !req
93. Are you doing okay?Copy !req
94. Fine. I've gotten over my daughter.Copy !req
95. - "Over her"?
- Yes, I've moved on.Copy !req
96. - Okay.
- Ray won her. So conversation over.Copy !req
97. Well, uh, they say that food is good
for the soul. And I am starving.Copy !req
98. Do you wanna whip me up some breakfast?Copy !req
99. I mean, the kitchen's all locked up.Copy !req
100. - The big door's shut.
- Then what are these for?Copy !req
101. - Hmm?
- Ow!Copy !req
102. Sorry.Copy !req
103. You are in for a treat today.Copy !req
104. Got my famous Gamby breakfast scramble
going here.Copy !req
105. My daughter loves this.Copy !req
106. Well, loved it.Copy !req
107. She's not gonna be getting
too much of this anymore.Copy !req
108. Too bad, so sad.Copy !req
109. I wanna help.Copy !req
110. - You wanna help?
- Yeah.Copy !req
111. - Okay.
- Show me.Copy !req
112. - There's not really much to do. So just...
- Take the handle?Copy !req
113. - Yeah, move the whisk around.
- Okay.Copy !req
114. - Keep it slow and even...
- Like that?Copy !req
115. Just so it doesn't stick
to the bottom of the frying pan.Copy !req
116. - Okay.
- Yeah, just...Copy !req
117. Oh. Look. It's, uh, sticking here.Copy !req
118. - Let it get away from us there for a moment.
- Yeah.Copy !req
119. You wanna get the plates
for us to eat it on?Copy !req
120. Yes. Okay.Copy !req
121. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
122. Well, that was good.Copy !req
123. Yeah, I'm pretty stuffed.Copy !req
124. I guess I'll see you
at the team-building thing, huh?Copy !req
125. - Okay. Yeah. See you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
126. - I'll take it. Yeah, okay.
- Heh-heh.Copy !req
127. - Yeah, bye.
- Cool.Copy !req
128. Large black male.Copy !req
129. No. No, sir.Copy !req
130. Hands out of that vending machine
right now. Drop the snacks right there.Copy !req
131. Who the hell are you?
What are you doing here?Copy !req
132. Shit. Shit. Get back here!Copy !req
133. Come back here!Copy !req
134. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
135. - Submit to me. Submit to me.
- Okay!Copy !req
136. - Who are you?
- Okay, man!Copy !req
137. What are you doing here, huh?Copy !req
138. Dascious?Copy !req
139. - You know this man, Dr. Brown?
- I'm her husband, man.Copy !req
140. - Ex-husband.
- Maybe so, but I ain't an ex-father.Copy !req
141. I got a right to see my boys.Copy !req
142. I caught him trespassing,
stealing food out of the machines.Copy !req
143. They was hanging down cookies.
They was paid for already.Copy !req
144. Exactly why I had to leave your behind.Copy !req
145. - You're just a bad influence.
- They're my boys too.Copy !req
146. You can't keep me
from hugging my own sons.Copy !req
147. Please, Belinda, I need them.Copy !req
148. Mr. Gamby, take this broke-ass motherfucker
out to the street.Copy !req
149. - You heard her. Let's go. Come on.
- Okay. "Broke-ass motherfucker."Copy !req
150. - I want to see my damn boys.
- Get out of here!Copy !req
151. Look at his jeans.Copy !req
152. Uh, yes, look at my jeans.Copy !req
153. You wish you could afford them.
They're 7 For All Mankind.Copy !req
154. So why you gay?Copy !req
155. I'm not.Copy !req
156. - Ha-ha.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
157. Well, look at this.Copy !req
158. That's a picture of me and my wife
on a picnic yesterday.Copy !req
159. - Blue skies.
- She Chinese.Copy !req
160. - She's Korean.
- I wanna be a famous singer.Copy !req
161. - You're not leaving this room.
- Kids.Copy !req
162. You're not leaving this room.Copy !req
163. Hey, hey, hey, stop. Give me that.Copy !req
164. - Give that to me.
- Clap your handsCopy !req
165. - Give it to me. Stop. Stop that.
- Stomp your feet, make your body heatCopy !req
166. - Give that to me.
- Girl, I wanna get you to your kneesCopy !req
167. I see you peeping, girl
You want a taste of thisCopy !req
168. I'm gonna rock your world...Copy !req
169. Oh, that's my son, man.
See, that's what I mean. That's my son.Copy !req
170. - Go, go, go!
- Come on, man! That's my son!Copy !req
171. Give it to me.Copy !req
172. - Just give it to me. God!
- Your body heatCopy !req
173. - Just... Just...
- What the hell?Copy !req
174. You call your daddy? Huh?Copy !req
175. You call him again,
I'm gonna beat both y'all asses.Copy !req
176. Belinda? Can I just have a word with you?Copy !req
177. But I have to ask. I'm really detecting
all these very aggressive vibes from you.Copy !req
178. I told you to keep them in that office
for a reason.Copy !req
179. Now, if I find them out of that office again,
you might find yourself out of this office.Copy !req
180. And what the hell you grinning about?
Take your ass back in that office.Copy !req
181. Only "nut" you know about is Planters.
Coming in here, you talking crazy.Copy !req
182. In a moment, I'll pass out these cards.Copy !req
183. Place the card upon your forehead...Copy !req
184. and then ask your partner
yes-or-no questions only...Copy !req
185. to try to guess the occupation.Copy !req
186. This is about improving
our communications skills.Copy !req
187. Now, partner up.Copy !req
188. All right, here we go.Copy !req
189. Dibs on Gamby. Heh-heh!Copy !req
190. Actually, I was gonna be partners
with Miss Snodgrass.Copy !req
191. Too late. Got your hand.Copy !req
192. Stop.Copy !req
193. Is it a stressful job?Copy !req
194. It's definitely the
hardest job in the world.Copy !req
195. Uh, wardrobe mistress
for Kinky Boots on Broadway.Copy !req
196. - Do I work long hours?
- You're obsessed with your job.Copy !req
197. Okay.Copy !req
198. What's going on with you and Gamby?
You guys aren't a thing, right?Copy !req
199. - It's none of your business.
- Seriously? Neal Gamby?Copy !req
200. So, heh...Copy !req
201. - Is Amanda your girlfriend now or...?
- Why don't you just butt out?Copy !req
202. - I'm just wondering if your binder worked.
- I told you not to say anything about that.Copy !req
203. - Mind your own business.
- Do you wanna cheat on her?Copy !req
204. Can we just play the game?
Can we play the stupid game?Copy !req
205. Uh... Heh-heh.Copy !req
206. - Do people wanna see me?
- Heh-heh.Copy !req
207. - A chef?
- No.Copy !req
208. - Astronaut?
- No.Copy !req
209. - Nanny?
- Why have you shut me out?Copy !req
210. - Traffic warden?
- Am I helping people in some way?Copy !req
211. No. You're a greedy jerk.
You only care about yourself.Copy !req
212. - You like it when I fuck you?
- That's not anything...Copy !req
213. This is about this job. I'm asking,
do you like when this person fucks you?Copy !req
214. I'm not talking about this anymore.Copy !req
215. - Am I making enough to support my family?
- Yes.Copy !req
216. But you feel empty inside,
like your life's work is meaningless.Copy !req
217. What the fuck you say?Copy !req
218. Excuse me.Copy !req
219. - Is my job someone who cares about you?
- No.Copy !req
220. - Did you ever have feelings for this job?
- No.Copy !req
221. - Wife?
- No way in hell is it a wife.Copy !req
222. - Lover?
- Nope. Nothing.Copy !req
223. Best friend?Copy !req
224. You're a truck driver.
You're a dirty truck driver.Copy !req
225. Don't spin him. What are you doing?
Don't spin him. Stop.Copy !req
226. You're gonna be drunk.
You're gonna get out of this and throw up.Copy !req
227. Will you please just stop it?Copy !req
228. - How are things going with Mario and Luigi?
- It fucking sucks, is how it's going.Copy !req
229. But that's okay.
I'm gonna turn it into a positive.Copy !req
230. I'm gonna ply their minds
for information about Big Mama.Copy !req
231. The ultimate betrayal.Copy !req
232. Why do you keep checking your phone?
Ain't nobody fucking calling you.Copy !req
233. Checking if my daughter texted me
about her race, but she didn't.Copy !req
234. She doesn't care about me anymore.
I just hate teacher workdays.Copy !req
235. I get emotionally fucked up in my head.
There's nobody here except for the teachers.Copy !req
236. Feel like they're looking at me
like they're better than me.Copy !req
237. Especially Abbot and Hayden.
They do it the most.Copy !req
238. Hayden? That recycling cunt?
He wears clothes from Structure.Copy !req
239. And Abbot's just a bipolar bitch.
Fuck them.Copy !req
240. I wish I could. Those were good insults.Copy !req
241. I can't come up with stuff like that.
That's not my forte.Copy !req
242. Want the easiest way to go?
For the throat, just like this?Copy !req
243. - What?
- Look for the face.Copy !req
244. "Hey, you got fat-ass fucking ears."
"Hey, look at your dumb-ass nose."Copy !req
245. Or in your case, a fucking mustache.Copy !req
246. Sometimes I go with you
with the mustache. It's all here.Copy !req
247. Yeah, just don't do that thing where
you repeat a person's insult back at them.Copy !req
248. - That's the worst. You do it all the time.
- You do it.Copy !req
249. Like that. That's what you just did.
Don't be that person.Copy !req
250. Don't be you, Gamby.Copy !req
251. Got it.Copy !req
252. Hey, Neal, you wanna come sit next to me?Copy !req
253. Yeah.Copy !req
254. Thanks for saving me a seat
at the cool kids' table, huh? Heh-heh.Copy !req
255. - Amanda, why don't you just sit in his lap?
- Don't be a dick, Bill.Copy !req
256. I'm a dick? Because as I recall,
I read your book and did edits on it.Copy !req
257. - So I guess that makes me a dick now.
- Book?Copy !req
258. - Don't... No.
- Amanda wrote a kids' book.Copy !req
259. No, I wrote a YA novel,
not a kids' book, actually.Copy !req
260. - Cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
261. It's called Cassiopeia Falling, or some
shit. It's about a dude that fucks dragons.Copy !req
262. - What?
- Ha-ha.Copy !req
263. I'll be skipping that one. Heh-heh.Copy !req
264. What's so funny about that?Copy !req
265. You don't know what the story's about. Maybe
it's not crazy. Maybe it's a cool story.Copy !req
266. A guy who fucks dragons?
It's more like bestiality.Copy !req
267. Looks like something you're into
with that shirt.Copy !req
268. How many fucking zebras
did you have to fuck to get that on?Copy !req
269. For your information, I got this at
Nordstrom. I didn't fuck zebras.Copy !req
270. - Pfft. Nordstrom Rack.
- No, real Nordstrom.Copy !req
271. I've always imagined what a horse would
look like when it talks. Now I know.Copy !req
272. Stop trying to bully Miss Snodgrass.
She wrote a book. That's pretty cool.Copy !req
273. - It's probably more than you've done.
- We're just having a good time.Copy !req
274. It was mean, Bill.Copy !req
275. Don't let these idiots get into your head.
All right? Both these two fuckers.Copy !req
276. Hold up for a second.Copy !req
277. Hello? Janelle?Copy !req
278. - Hello?
- Neal?Copy !req
279. Sorry, I have Janelle's phone.
I must have butt-dialed you on accident.Copy !req
280. - Are you guys at the race?
- Yes. Janelle made the final heat.Copy !req
281. Big whoop. You just called
to make me sad, but guess what.Copy !req
282. Fuck you. I'm not sad. It's the
best teacher workday I've ever had.Copy !req
283. Everyone's laughing at my jokes.Copy !req
284. - So there. Enough.
- Okay, listen, Neal. I gotta...Copy !req
285. If you'll excuse me.Copy !req
286. Neal.Copy !req
287. - Awkward.
- Shut up, horse face.Copy !req
288. - Dr. Brown?
- Hello, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
289. - Did you follow me here?
- No, I was just doing a patrol of...Copy !req
290. I just needed a place to think.Copy !req
291. Looks like this is where the kids come
to smoke. Figures.Copy !req
292. I couldn't control my own family.
Why would I be able to control my school?Copy !req
293. Are you upset about
that, uh, black gentleman?Copy !req
294. He's a lying, cheating piece of shit.Copy !req
295. Never should have married that man.Copy !req
296. What happened with you two?Copy !req
297. I caught his ass butt-naked in the bed
with a dancer from Club Risqué.Copy !req
298. My son saw the whole thing.Copy !req
299. Their daddy pulling out
of this nasty-ass ho.Copy !req
300. Dick all big and wet...Copy !req
301. like a damn French dip sandwich.Copy !req
302. I knew I had to get my
boys out of that town.Copy !req
303. But he just won't quit trying
to get his kids back.Copy !req
304. Well, that, that I can understand.Copy !req
305. - Oh, you defending his lying ass now?
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
306. I'm... I'm just speaking
from personal experience.Copy !req
307. Ah. I lost a child of my own.Copy !req
308. Mr. Gamby. I'm so sorry,
I didn't know that.Copy !req
309. My daughter, she, uh...Copy !req
310. She recently had enough of me...Copy !req
311. and decided that she would swap me out
for a dad that she likes better.Copy !req
312. I try to put on a tough exterior...Copy !req
313. but all I can do is just think about her
and how she doesn't love me anymore.Copy !req
314. - I am so sorry, Mr. Gamby.
- It's all right. It's not your fault.Copy !req
315. You know, you got your boys.Copy !req
316. So compared to Dascious,
you didn't do too bad.Copy !req
317. I appreciate you saying that.
I'm there for you. Okay?Copy !req
318. Y'all ever seen real pussies before?Copy !req
319. Mm-hm.Copy !req
320. Oh.Copy !req
321. Mmm.Copy !req
322. Not so gay now, am I?Copy !req
323. This will be our little secret.
Y'all know how to keep secrets, right?Copy !req
324. Yeah.Copy !req
325. Good.Copy !req
326. Good. Me too. I know how to keep secrets,
all kinds of secrets. Dark secrets.Copy !req
327. Maybe there's some secrets
y'all want to share with me.Copy !req
328. - Like what?
- Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
329. Like, what's Mama like at home?Copy !req
330. Does she ever do any fucked-up shit...Copy !req
331. - or anything at home, maybe sometimes?
- She fucked Luke.Copy !req
332. Really? Are you serious?Copy !req
333. She fucked us both.Copy !req
334. Tell me everything.Copy !req
335. I need to know every single thing
that has happened to you two.Copy !req
336. Can we go to the vending machine
and get snacks first?Copy !req
337. Well, I'm really not supposed
to let you leave this room.Copy !req
338. But I will go get you whatever you want...Copy !req
339. as long as when I come back, you tell
me all of your dirty little secrets.Copy !req
340. - Deal.
- Deal.Copy !req
341. - Hey.
- Oh, Miss Snodgrass.Copy !req
342. Heading to the closing ceremony?Copy !req
343. Yep. Are you okay?Copy !req
344. - You ran off.
- Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
345. The real question is, are you okay?Copy !req
346. Hayden came at you pretty hard.Copy !req
347. - He's an asshole.
- His opinions are pretty stupid too.Copy !req
348. - I mean, I for one would love to read your book.
- No, you don't. It sucks.Copy !req
349. You let Hayden read it,
and you won't let me?Copy !req
350. I write two memos a day
and he teaches history.Copy !req
351. Now I know you're crazy.Copy !req
352. - Goddamn it.
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
353. - You know Brown doesn't wanna see you.
- I know, I know, but... You seen a little wallet?Copy !req
354. - No, I haven't seen a wallet.
- I must have lost it while you was chasing me.Copy !req
355. All right. Here it is. Right here!Copy !req
356. Okay, snack attack. Who's hungry?Copy !req
357. Get back here!Copy !req
358. Oh, shit.Copy !req
359. Get back here!Copy !req
360. Ha!Copy !req
361. Oh, sick. Check this shit out.Copy !req
362. Back here again.Copy !req
363. - Get back here!
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
364. See, we should definitely be high
while doing this shit.Copy !req
365. Oh, shit, don't move.Copy !req
366. - Fuck you, man.
- The auditorium.Copy !req
367. - What? Oh, God.
- Go.Copy !req
368. Teaching can feel like a solo job...Copy !req
369. because it's just you in the classroom,
holding it down.Copy !req
370. - But we can use teamwork...
- Hey! Stop the proceedings.Copy !req
371. Dascious? Get the fuck out of there!Copy !req
372. - Dascious is here, into the school.
- Just let me say one thing.Copy !req
373. Um...Copy !req
374. Belinda, I know...
I know that I fucked up in the past.Copy !req
375. Bad.Copy !req
376. Fact is...Copy !req
377. I failed you as a husband...Copy !req
378. and for that, I'm sorry.
I'll never forgive myself.Copy !req
379. But, please...Copy !req
380. please, don't let me fail my boys.Copy !req
381. Oh, real nice!
Getting high on school grounds.Copy !req
382. Only reason I'm not expelling you...Copy !req
383. is because you don't go to school here.
You lied to me.Copy !req
384. Now, let's go.
Come down right this second.Copy !req
385. We'll come down if you smoke this.Copy !req
386. Come on.Copy !req
387. - Come on, come on.
- Ungh!Copy !req
388. Throw... Just... Will you throw
it down, please? Throw it down.Copy !req
389. Okay, I'm high now.
Does that make you feel good?Copy !req
390. Now come down. Your mom's
gonna be in her office at any minute.Copy !req
391. A hundred dollars.Copy !req
392. - Eight dollars.
- A hundred.Copy !req
393. I'll give you $16 and that's it.Copy !req
394. One hundred dollars.Copy !req
395. Okay, 19.50,
and that's my last and final offer ever.Copy !req
396. A hundred dollars. I'm still thinking $100.Copy !req
397. - Fuck!
- Heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
398. I wanna believe you, I do.
But those boys can't unsee what they saw.Copy !req
399. - They saw his dick.
- You remember how they cried?Copy !req
400. But I know a man needs his kids.Copy !req
401. And I suppose they need you too.Copy !req
402. You cannot come back and live with us...Copy !req
403. but I can't control
who stays at the Aristocrat Inn.Copy !req
404. You for real?Copy !req
405. I am.Copy !req
406. Now, fool, get out of that booth
so we can go get our boys.Copy !req
407. Why don't they get them?Copy !req
408. Lee, you better get
those kids wrangled up.Copy !req
409. Mama Bear is on her way back.Copy !req
410. - Fuck. Right now?
- Yes, now. Where are you?Copy !req
411. - Move, move. Faster than that. Let's go.
- I'm coming. Damn.Copy !req
412. - What are you doing?
- I'm high as a motherfucker.Copy !req
413. Your mother is on her way
back to the office right now.Copy !req
414. And if we're not in that office
when she gets there...Copy !req
415. she'll beat all of our asses black.Copy !req
416. - So move! Get up.
- Shit, come on.Copy !req
417. Big Mama's coming!Copy !req
418. - Okay, all right.
- Good to see you too.Copy !req
419. - We can hold hands or something.
- No.Copy !req
420. Hold on, I need a little refreshment.Copy !req
421. Mmm.Copy !req
422. She's gonna kill us.Copy !req
423. Oh, shit. Refreshing as hell.Copy !req
424. Whew! Heh.Copy !req
425. Had to come up for air. Heh.Copy !req
426. - Actually, you know...
- This way.Copy !req
427. We never showed Dascious the music hall.
Maybe he wants to see it.Copy !req
428. No, we can skip that. Dascious?Copy !req
429. Go. What are you waiting for? Go! Fly!Copy !req
430. This way, you stupid piece of shit.Copy !req
431. Faster. God, you're going
on a diet after this.Copy !req
432. "And at that very moment,
Pinocchio awoke...Copy !req
433. and opened wide his eyes."Copy !req
434. - Boys?
- Oh, hey, B.Copy !req
435. Someone's here to see you.Copy !req
436. Boys, you got a hug for your daddy?
Come here!Copy !req
437. Hey! Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
438. Let me look at you.Copy !req
439. I really appreciated our talk.Copy !req
440. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
441. How you doing? You tall. Oh, my God.Copy !req
442. Hold up, Russell.Copy !req
443. - How'd it go?
- Good.Copy !req
444. No problems whatsoever.Copy !req
445. Your boys, they're a dream.Copy !req
446. You're a lying sack of shit.Copy !req
447. - Come on, come on. Mwah!
- Thank you, baby. Mwah!Copy !req
448. Oh! Here you are.Copy !req
449. - I've been looking all over for you.
- Oh, hey.Copy !req
450. Yeah, I was just up here
finishing up this shit.Copy !req
451. - What's that?
- It's my book.Copy !req
452. I thought maybe you could read it.Copy !req
453. Yeah, I'd love to. I'm flattered.Copy !req
454. It's still really rough.
I mean, all the stuff with King Olgar...Copy !req
455. and Favian the Huntsman
needs to be fleshed out better.Copy !req
456. - But I think you might like Bluffin the Wizard.
- Bluffin the Wizard? Sounds fascinating.Copy !req
457. I'm a slow reader,
so if this takes me a while to read it...Copy !req
458. - I hope you don't get offended.
- No. Take your time. No rush.Copy !req
459. Yeah.Copy !req
460. On a personal note...Copy !req
461. I just want you to know that I...Copy !req
462. I just think that you're a multi-talented,
very terrific...Copy !req
463. - I'm gonna put your book down, okay?
- Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
464. Look at this fuck machine, all smiling.Copy !req
465. Yeah, did me good.Copy !req
466. This wasn't a bad teacher workday
after all, was it?Copy !req
467. - Nope.
- Hold up. This bitch.Copy !req
468. Yo, Gale, you can save your butt dials
for someone else.Copy !req
469. I just did it with the hottest teacher in
school and I'm totally over my daughter.Copy !req
470. Neal, stop. We're... Janelle's been
in an accident. We're at the hospital.Copy !req
471. What? Is she okay?Copy !req
472. She's okay, she just... She needs you.Copy !req
473. - She just keeps calling out for you.
- She needs me?Copy !req
474. Gamby?Copy !req
475. Gamby!Copy !req
476. What the fuck, Gamby?Copy !req
477. Man, she came in hot on the third...Copy !req
478. - Daddy?
- Baby, it's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
479. I'm here. I'm here, baby.Copy !req