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- Lee...
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- Come here! No, I wasn't scared. Aah!
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- Please, please, guys.
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- I can't breathe!
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- Yes, you did.
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- Uh, thanks, Dayshawn. Yeah.
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- Like your life depended on it!
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- Why'd you bring your book bag?
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but we should still be...
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- I can't even tell
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of her face." And you know what?
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- No, we're not.
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fucking little pussy!
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- A hairy,
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- That's what you think I am?
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oaf is what you are
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- Don't you just sit there and insult me!
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that I think is disgusting!
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- Well, it's done.
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- Yeah, because I said it's done!
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You're already fucking dead.
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- Boom!
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- All right, I'm fed up.
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of young boys' penises?
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, you...
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- Hi, Neil.
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- Yeah.
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- Well, I'm not really sure
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- Do whatever you want.
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- Oh, I... I will.
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- Oh, I am.
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- Oh, I will.
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- You are.
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- A little bit?
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- I've slept with almost
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- Oh, yeah?
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- About what?
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strengthening their bodies now, are ya?
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- Okay, Jackie,
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435. You okay?
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436. You seem tense.
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437. Wound up.
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438. No, I'm chill.
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439. Just looking forward
to going into school
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440. and not punishing kids
for a whole entire day.
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441. Oh, you can't be coming up in the school
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442. with all this negative energy, Gamby.
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443. I don't know what you're talking
about, negative energy.
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444. - I don't have any negative energy.
- Okay, you know a trick
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445. I used to use when I was feeling
overwhelmed and cranky?
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446. I would park in the furthest
spot in the lot,
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447. and on that long walk back,
I would ease my mind
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448. and adjust my attitude.
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449. Well, that sounds like
a really cool technique.
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450. I'll remember that next time.
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451. I want you to give it a shot.
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452. You want me to park at the
end of the parking lot?
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453. I want you to adjust your attitude.
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454. See? How's that?
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455. Fine. Great.
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456. - Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.
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457. Where did you get that scarf?
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458. In a catalog.
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459. - In a catalog.
- Mm-hmm.
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460. 'Cause they don't have that kind of
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461. - thing right here, do they?
- Oh, no.
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462. Look at those stupid haircuts.
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463. Russell's makes his face
look all fat and bloated.
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464. And Seychelles, a lump on a log.
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465. Yeah, it is a fucked up haircut.
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466. - Hey, are you all right, Mr. Gamby?
- I'm fine.
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467. I just think it's hilarious how
many people in this school aren't fine.
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468. Let me ask you a question, man,
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469. - and be honest with me, all right?
- Yeah, okay. Go for it.
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470. Are you fucking Mr. Russell?
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471. Am I what-ing Mr. Russell?
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472. I'm not here to judge you
about having gay sex, man.
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473. I'm just saying, you
make a cute fucking couple.
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474. Plus y'all go off in the woods
together all the damn time.
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475. First of all, I am not G, Dayshawn.
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476. Second of all, I never go
off into the goddamn woods.
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477. Everyone knows that about me.
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478. I saw you take your happy ass
off in them woods yesterday.
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479. Okay, well, fine. I went
into the woods yesterday.
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480. - I forgot about that. That was the
only time I've been. - See?
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481. And Russell wasn't there.
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482. I was out there by myself.
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483. Well, no wonder you're sad,
man. You're just heartbroken.
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484. Mind your own
fucking business, Dayshawn.
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485. Get the trash and get
out of here right now.
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486. Stop accusing me of fucking
men in the woods.
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487. Hang in there, Mr. Gamby.
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488. You're an idiot, Dayshawn.
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489. I'd never fuck that man.
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490. What a macho jerk.
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491. Why don't you just call the cops?
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492. I've already tried!
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493. They can't do shit.
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494. Honestly, I'm thinking about
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495. just getting a
fucking gun and shooting him.
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496. Go down to ISS, throw a quarter
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497. at any one of those degenerates,
get them to do it.
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498. - Whoa, Lee.
- Well, I'm not for real.
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499. Jesus.
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500. It just sucks, Martin.
I mean, what would you do
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501. if your big, muscular neighbor
was harassing you?
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502. Muscles? Does... does
he look like a bodybuilder?
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503. Well, not like big, bulging muscles.
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504. I mean, don't get me wrong, he's strong.
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505. He works out a lot
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506. and he looks good in a tank top.
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507. Okay, so like big, country muscles.
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508. Sort of like an old-school
wrestler build?
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509. Well, I guess.
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510. I mean, I wouldn't
call him ripped or anything.
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511. He's just beefy.
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512. You know, he doesn't have
a whole lot of definition.
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513. Okay. Seems like he's got farm strength.
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514. What's going on in his tricep area?
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515. - See any raised triceps in the
upper arm area? - Jesus, Martin.
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516. Enough with the fucking muscles.
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517. You're getting hung up
on the wrong details.
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518. Well, you're one who brought
up muscle in the first place!
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519. Now don't be turning this back
around on me. Stop being a cunt.
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520. - Excuse me?
- What's up?
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521. What did you just call me?
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522. I didn't... Did I say something?
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523. - C-word.
- I didn't say anything.
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524. - C-word.
- You're...
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525. We just need to keep walking
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526. and burn some calories.
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527. Come on.
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528. There is nothing that disgusts me more
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529. than a female who cheats.
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530. It can be on a husband
or on a math test.
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531. It's all equally disgusting to me.
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532. I want each of you to
tell me where you think
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533. you're gonna be in five years
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534. and how cheating on this math test
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535. is gonna help you get there.
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536. Tracy Parks, we'll start with you.
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537. I don't know.
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538. Look, you don't have to know.
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539. Just make a goddamn guess.
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540. Make something up, okay?
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541. Can I get some more popcorn?
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542. You want some more popcorn?
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543. Girls, more popcorn?
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544. Are you hungry?
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545. Yeah? Great. I'll go get it for you.
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546. More popcorn from the popcorn machine.
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547. How about this?
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548. How about this? Fucking popcorn.
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549. You want some
popcorn? There's more for you.
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550. There's some for you.
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551. Take all the fucking popcorn
you want to eat!
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552. Popcorn!
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553. You think there's popcorn
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554. and beanbags in the real world?
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555. There's not.
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556. The real world is full
of meanness and shit!
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557. And you girls are just gonna
grow up to add to it.
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558. I'm sorry.
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559. I shouldn't have said that.
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560. I just got my own things
going on in my life.
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561. Doesn't have
anything to do with you guys.
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562. Are you okay, Mr. Gamby?
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563. I'm just feeling depressed,
feeling remorse,
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564. feeling some hopelessness.
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565. Thank you, Beth.
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566. I was just working on a project
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567. with a business associate of mine.
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568. And I thought we were working
on some pretty important stuff.
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569. Then he pussied out and bailed on me.
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570. Now I'm left to do
the project all by myself.
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571. And it's hard.
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572. It's hard to do it alone.
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573. I just keep getting beat down
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574. and now the whole
entire school is crumbling.
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575. Why did your associate leave?
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576. Well, he said that I was
messing up the business partnership
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577. because I was being selfish
and I didn't have his back.
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578. Well, did you?
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579. I mean, to be honest, yes, I did have
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580. certain questions
about his tactics and ideas,
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581. but, I mean, come on,
were both professionals.
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582. I mean, we're obviously going to have
different approaches to things.
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583. Maybe you should
just try to talk to him.
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584. Explain how you feel.
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585. I'd like to, but...
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586. this man in question
is very mean-spirited.
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587. But you'll never know unless you try.
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588. Did you just make that up?
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589. I guess.
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590. It just kind of came to me.
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591. It's pretty good.
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592. You should sign up for Creative Writing.
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593. I'll be right back.
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594. Miss Swift, where's Russell?
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595. I haven't seen him.
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596. Jackie!
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597. Yeah, that's right, motherfucker!
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598. I'm on your property now!
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599. You disrespect me,
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600. you disrespect my wife,
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601. and I told you before
to keep this fucking...
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602. down!
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603. Keep it down!
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604. Just keep it down!
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605. Down!
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606. Keep it...
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607. down!
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608. Now, enough is enough.
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609. Now, I don't want to...
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610. I don't want to have to hurt you...
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611. Are you fucking serious right now,
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612. you little bitch?
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613. I told you to stay off my property!
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614. I'm in my rights!
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615. Hey! Hey! That's enough right there!
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616. Step away from Mr. Russell.
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617. Leave him alone right now.
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618. Gamby?
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619. Who the fuck are you? His boyfriend?
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620. No, his regular friend.
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621. If you keep kicking him,
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gonna have to talk it out.
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623. What are you gonna talk
to me about, motherfucker?
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624. My feelings.
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625. Russell.
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626. Holy shit.
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627. Gamby.
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628. You okay?
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629. Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
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630. I owe you an apology.
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631. Maybe I haven't been
the best business partner.
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632. Business partner?
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633. You know, partner in the partnership.
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634. You know what I'm trying to say.
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635. I'm willing to try harder.
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636. It's just been a really long time
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637. since I've been in a partnership
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638. of any nature with anybody,
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639. and I've forgotten how to do it.
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640. I... I don't want to take
Belinda Brown down by myself.
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642. To be honest, Gamby.
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643. I had all my own shit
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644. and it's just been fucking me all up.
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645. I lashed out at you,
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647. What about Seychelles?
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648. Oh, please.
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649. Fuck that fucking fruitcake.
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650. Fuck that whole Fine Arts department.
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651. Fuck the Fine Arts department.
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652. Partnership back on?
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653. Re-engaged.
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654. Hey, man, those brass knuckles
were the real deal.
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655. - Did you confiscate them?
- Yep.
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657. Can I see 'em?
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658. Yeah.
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659. Oh, my God. Lee!
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660. What is going on?
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661. What do you think's going on?
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662. - I fucking handled shit.
- Did you do this?
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663. Yes, baby, I did.
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664. Yeah.
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665. Mi-Cha,
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667. - Ooh.
- Sleep, motherfucker!
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668. Whew!
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