1. And so it goes, gentlemen.Copy !req
2. For the final time...Copy !req
3. Old Glory rises by these hands.Copy !req
4. Suffice to say, it has been an honor.Copy !req
5. Yeah.Copy !req
6. It's gonna be okay, sir.Copy !req
7. I... I just know that Maria's
gonna pull through.Copy !req
8. I'm just so sorry to leave both
of you in this situation...Copy !req
9. principal-less just as the
school year is picking up steam.Copy !req
10. But Maria needs me now.Copy !req
11. Uh, Principal Welles?Copy !req
12. I... I don't want to make
light of the situation,Copy !req
13. but for my own knowledge, sir,Copy !req
14. and if you don't feel
comfortable saying,Copy !req
15. please feel free to decline,Copy !req
16. but do you know who
will be replacing you?Copy !req
17. Oh, here come the buzzards.
Why don't you just letCopy !req
18. the man grieve for his dying wife, huh?Copy !req
19. Give him that.Copy !req
20. Superintendent HaasCopy !req
21. has yet to make a decision.Copy !req
22. Quite frankly,Copy !req
23. I could give a damn whoever it is.Copy !req
24. Just remember one thing,Copy !req
25. it's all about the students.Copy !req
26. It's not about you two.Copy !req
27. That's very wise.Copy !req
28. I get it. I mean, it might takeCopy !req
29. a little while for it to
sink in with this one here,Copy !req
30. but I hear you loud and clear.Copy !req
31. - It's a Gamby promise.
- Go to hell, Gamby.Copy !req
32. Make me go to hell, Lee.Copy !req
33. - Enough.
- Enough.Copy !req
34. - You enough.
- Oh, fuck off.Copy !req
35. - No, I will not.
- Fuck off!Copy !req
36. You fuck yourself off. If
you like it so much, you...Copy !req
37. You fuck, Fuck you.Copy !req
38. Just say the goddamn pledge!Copy !req
39. Fuck-head.Copy !req
40. Shit fucker.Copy !req
41. I pledge allegianceCopy !req
42. to the FlagCopy !req
43. of the United States of AmericaCopy !req
44. and to the Republic for which it stands,Copy !req
45. one Nation under God,
indivisible, with libertyCopy !req
46. - and justice for all.
- Aah!Copy !req
47. I'm going to turn around
now, knuckleheads.Copy !req
48. That was a good pledge, sir.Copy !req
49. It was a very good pledge, sir.Copy !req
50. Yeah!Copy !req
51. Attention, attention, Mr.
Gamby.Copy !req
52. Please report to the main lobby.Copy !req
53. Attention, attention, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
54. - Please report to the main lobby.
- Stop it!Copy !req
55. Move! Move, move, move,
move, move, move!Copy !req
56. Move!Copy !req
57. Ooh!Copy !req
58. Okay, that was not smart.Copy !req
59. Get to my office. Get out
of the fuckin' hall.Copy !req
60. Down there, get up!Copy !req
61. Go!Copy !req
62. What are y'all watching, a cage match?Copy !req
63. Get back to class, you savages!Copy !req
64. Principal Welles' last day at school,Copy !req
65. and this is the day you
all decide to throw down.Copy !req
66. It's not very respectful, if you ask me.Copy !req
67. Makes me sick just looking
at all three of you.Copy !req
68. Sick to my stomach.Copy !req
69. You see that paddle over there?Copy !req
70. That paddle used to belong to my
father when he was a principal.Copy !req
71. You wanna throw punches in the hallway?Copy !req
72. I will pull that paddle
down and it will swing.Copy !req
73. We were just kidding around.
Josh, shut it.Copy !req
74. Matthew, what happened?Copy !req
75. Oh, I can help.Copy !req
76. He was being bullied.Copy !req
77. He didn't throw a single punch.Copy !req
78. Ms. Snodgrass, I know that it's probablyCopy !req
79. a very dramatic thing
for a beautiful womanCopy !req
80. like yourself to witness
such barbarianism,Copy !req
81. but please allow me to conduct
the investigation, okay?Copy !req
82. Matthew, go head.Copy !req
83. Josh is right.Copy !req
84. We were just playing aroundCopy !req
85. and got carried away.Copy !req
86. All right, stonewall me, man.Copy !req
87. I can't help you if you don't let me.Copy !req
88. Neal! Ga... Ga... Mr. Gamby,Copy !req
89. excuse me, but obviously these twoCopy !req
90. are pressuring Matthew
into not saying anything.Copy !req
91. And take it from me,
he's a good student.Copy !req
92. Yeah, I understand.Copy !req
93. Uh, I deal with them on a
regular basis, all right?Copy !req
94. Now, I get it. You're a new teacher.Copy !req
95. You're full of ideals.
Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.Copy !req
96. But you're a little out of
your jurisdiction, okay?Copy !req
97. We got a zero-tolerance policyCopy !req
98. when it comes to
violence in this school.Copy !req
99. Doesn't matter who started it.Copy !req
100. Everyone gets punished.Copy !req
101. Corey L., five days out
of school suspension.Copy !req
102. You pop me one more time,
you son-of-a-bitch,Copy !req
103. and I will bounce you right
the fuck out of this school.Copy !req
104. Get up and get out.Copy !req
105. You know, I should slap
you across your mouth.Copy !req
106. You punch like a woman.Copy !req
107. Potter, Josh Props,Copy !req
108. Five days in-school suspension.Copy !req
109. Potter, I don't want to
see you in here again.Copy !req
110. Do you understand me?Copy !req
111. Josh Props, I know I'll see you again,Copy !req
112. so until next time.Copy !req
113. Get out of my face right now.Copy !req
114. Make me sick.Copy !req
115. Uh...Copy !req
116. Mr. Gamby?Copy !req
117. Guess we took care of that, huh?Copy !req
118. I can't believe you're gonna put
something like that on Matthew's record.Copy !req
119. - Rules are rules.
- Yeah, but if a rule is unfair,Copy !req
120. then maybe it shouldn't be enforced.Copy !req
121. Well, you know, that might be the wayCopy !req
122. some vice principals operate,
but that's not the way I do.Copy !req
123. But I have enjoyed this spirited debate.Copy !req
124. Oh.Copy !req
125. That's it?Copy !req
126. Unless you got anything
else you wanna add,Copy !req
127. I'mma check my email.Copy !req
128. See ya.Copy !req
129. Mm.Copy !req
130. North Jackson High School.Copy !req
131. You know what, I think
you want the hospital.Copy !req
132. What's happening, Dayshawn?Copy !req
133. What's the chatter amongst
the other workers, huh?Copy !req
134. Who you all pulling for
in the principal race?Copy !req
135. Oh, you know, they, uh,
they pulling for you.Copy !req
136. - But, um...
- "But, um", what?Copy !req
137. I don't know if you
well-liked enough, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
138. You know what I mean?Copy !req
139. I mean, people got to like your ass.Copy !req
140. Look... Look at Lee Russell over there.Copy !req
141. He laughing it up with them teachers.Copy !req
142. Now, how come the teachers
never invite you to eat lunch?Copy !req
143. They do invite me to eat lunch.Copy !req
144. They invite me all the time.
I just, you know,Copy !req
145. I choose not to eat lunch with them.Copy !req
146. They're just a bunch
of elitist assholes.Copy !req
147. I mean, I'd much rather
spend my time befriending,Copy !req
148. know, the...
the lower class workers.Copy !req
149. You know, the guys like you and your
crew and Harold in maintenance.Copy !req
150. I mean, those teachers,
they can come and go.Copy !req
151. When you guys call out sick,
how do the floors get clean?Copy !req
152. You know, how... how do
these children eat food?Copy !req
153. When we call in sick,Copy !req
154. the other guys just
pick up the slack, man.Copy !req
155. It ain't that difficult to
move these trays around.Copy !req
156. No, Dayshawn, look, what you do
is very important here, okay?Copy !req
157. And when I become principal,Copy !req
158. I'm gonna make sure you finally
get the respect you're due.Copy !req
159. Now, that's what I'm talkin' about.Copy !req
160. You're gonna get us a raise?Copy !req
161. No, no, it's not gonna be a raise.Copy !req
162. I... I'm just gonna make
sure that, you know,Copy !req
163. people don't look down
upon you like they do now.Copy !req
164. I didn't know anybody was
looking down on me, but...Copy !req
165. No, well, not everyone. I mean, I'm not.Copy !req
166. But you know how students
look at you guys,Copy !req
167. just like, "I would never
want to do that job."Copy !req
168. But I'm gonna change
that image for you guys.Copy !req
169. Yeah, but if you could
line up that raise...Copy !req
170. Not gonna be a raise, Dayshawn.Copy !req
171. Don't ask again.Copy !req
172. Well, I'm just saying if
you can get me that money,Copy !req
173. - a brother could use it.
- Jeremiah!Copy !req
174. Pants up.Copy !req
175. If you can get me some
more of that money...Copy !req
176. Jeremiah, pants up, grades up!Copy !req
177. - Like I was saying...
- Jeremiah!Copy !req
178. This song is dedicated
to Principal Welles.Copy !req
179. You're a true hero.Copy !req
180. No.Copy !req
181. No. No. No.Copy !req
182. You two, I wanna knowCopy !req
183. what's so damn funny in my officeCopy !req
184. after the assembly. Do you hear me?Copy !req
185. What is it? Is it her
voice that's funny?Copy !req
186. Or maybe it's Ms. Welles dying.Copy !req
187. You think that's funny.Copy !req
188. It's not funny.Copy !req
189. It's a beautiful moment
and you've ruined it.Copy !req
190. You ruined it.Copy !req
191. Laugh one more time.Copy !req
192. Laugh again.Copy !req
193. Put your hand down now.Copy !req
194. Get it away from your mouth now.Copy !req
195. Mr. Sepanik,Copy !req
196. please come to the front office.Copy !req
197. Thank you.Copy !req
198. What's so funny in here?Copy !req
199. You guys makin' jokes?Copy !req
200. No having fun at work.Copy !req
201. Russell.Copy !req
202. Now, that's...
Fucking cocksucker.Copy !req
203. Why, hello, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
204. Uh, you remember Donna
from the school board.Copy !req
205. Of course I do. Hello, Donna.Copy !req
206. It's good to see you.Copy !req
207. I was just leaving.Copy !req
208. I'll see you tomorrow, Lee.Copy !req
209. Call me later if you wanna have drinks.Copy !req
210. You ambitious little weasel.Copy !req
211. Sittin' in here kissing
the school board's ass.Copy !req
212. That's pretty fucking
pathetic, don't you think?Copy !req
213. - And I saw your little fucking sign.
- What sign?Copy !req
214. Don't motherfucking play games with me.Copy !req
215. Listen here, you. Come tomorrow,Copy !req
216. there's a brand new principal in town,Copy !req
217. and his name is Neal Gamby.Copy !req
218. And those who want to be
catty little bitches,Copy !req
219. well, they can kiss their
fucking jobs goodbye.Copy !req
220. That is a Gamby promise.Copy !req
221. You're so confident, aren't you, Gamby?Copy !req
222. Too bad the school
board's still undecided.Copy !req
223. No, they're not.Copy !req
224. They know exactly who is
gonna be the principal.Copy !req
225. Why is this job so
important to you, Gamby?Copy !req
226. Is it 'cause you got absolutely
dick-all else going on in your life?Copy !req
227. You wish you had my life.Copy !req
228. A fucking divorced
loser is what you are.Copy !req
229. Look at you, just rock hardCopy !req
230. at the thought of all that power.Copy !req
231. I know you like to think
about my dick, but don't.Copy !req
232. - It's private property.
- Eat shit, Gamby!Copy !req
233. No thank you, but have
fun imagining it though.Copy !req
234. Cats.Copy !req
235. Fucker.Copy !req
236. Make one more fucking sign
and see what happens.Copy !req
237. Go Janelle!Copy !req
238. - Whoo! Yes!
- There you go.Copy !req
239. - Nice work, baby.
- There you go. Right there.Copy !req
240. - Nice work.
- Right there.Copy !req
241. Right there.Copy !req
242. I know. She's gotta keep
the heels down though.Copy !req
243. Hello, Gale, Ray.Copy !req
244. You're late.Copy !req
245. Janelle just had a really good run.
You missed it.Copy !req
246. Actually, I saw it when I was walking up.
Worry about yourself.Copy !req
247. Hey, Janelle!Copy !req
248. - Good job, baby! Good job!
- Whoo!Copy !req
249. Keep your heels down, babes.Copy !req
250. Keep your heels however
you want, Janelle.Copy !req
251. Focus on yourself, not
on negative peopleCopy !req
252. trying to get in your life,
tell you how to do things.Copy !req
253. So I got the principal job today.Copy !req
254. Cool.Copy !req
255. Cool.Copy !req
256. My success enrages you.Copy !req
257. I actually don't care at all.Copy !req
258. Oh, you don't care?
Sure, you don't care.Copy !req
259. - Course you care.
- No, you're right, Neal.Copy !req
260. I'm always thinking about you.Copy !req
261. You're right. I forgot
it's all about you.Copy !req
262. Well, actually, it's not about meCopy !req
263. because my mentor's wife was
diagnosed with melanoma.Copy !req
264. So, how silly do you sound now?Copy !req
265. Oh, sorry to hear about that, Gamby.Copy !req
266. That's awesome about the principal job.Copy !req
267. You've been working really hard, man.Copy !req
268. I knew good things were
gonna happen to you.Copy !req
269. - Congrats, buddy.
- Ray, nobody asked you to chime in.Copy !req
270. And it's not even official yet, so
don't go, like, running your mouthCopy !req
271. all over town like you always do,Copy !req
272. being a little gossip, a little hen.Copy !req
273. I'm just impressed.Copy !req
274. Must be tough wrangling all them kids.Copy !req
275. I don't know how you do it, man.Copy !req
276. Of course you don't
understand how I do it.Copy !req
277. I bet if I told you I
just stole a man's wifeCopy !req
278. and family, you'd understand
how to do that, huh?Copy !req
279. Why don't you go sit
somewhere else, Neal?Copy !req
280. Nope.Copy !req
281. Chilling with the older guy, definitely.Copy !req
282. Yeah? What high school do you go to?Copy !req
283. I'm only 13!Copy !req
284. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
285. Where does your shirt go?Copy !req
286. I took it off. It was all sweaty.Copy !req
287. Put it on.Copy !req
288. - But Dad, it's nasty.
- Put it on.Copy !req
289. - Okay, okay.
- Put it on.Copy !req
290. - Got it!
- Get it on. Put it on.Copy !req
291. Put it on. Get it on.
Get it... get it on.Copy !req
292. Dad, I got it!Copy !req
293. Move! Get out of here!Copy !req
294. - Get it on. Push it on.
- Stop!Copy !req
295. - Get it on.
- Don't! Gosh, Dad! I got it!Copy !req
296. Look. I'm not trying to yell.
I just, I know, you've beenCopy !req
297. spending a lot of time with your mom,Copy !req
298. and that's the kind of example she sets.Copy !req
299. But you... you can't go around
being fast with the boys.Copy !req
300. That's not how a lady acts.Copy !req
301. All right, Dad.Copy !req
302. Got some good news.Copy !req
303. You're looking atCopy !req
304. the brand new principal
of North Jackson High.Copy !req
305. No way. So, that means
when I get to high school,Copy !req
306. I can do whatever I want
and never get in trouble?Copy !req
307. Oh, well, that's what
you'd think, but no.Copy !req
308. Because people expect
that, I'll have to goCopy !req
309. in the opposite direction,
be merciless to you.Copy !req
310. All right, Janelle, come on, honey.
Let's go.Copy !req
311. Fazoli's is gonna close.Copy !req
312. Ray, I'm talking to my daughter,Copy !req
313. not your daughter 'cause she's
never gonna be your daughter.Copy !req
314. Okay, well, wrap it up, Neal.Copy !req
315. Not married anymore, so you
can't tell me what to do.Copy !req
316. My dad, a principal.Copy !req
317. It's pretty awesome.Copy !req
318. It is pretty awesome.Copy !req
319. Come here.Copy !req
320. - I love you.
- I love you too, Daddy.Copy !req
321. Come on, baby!Copy !req
322. My little girl.Copy !req
323. See ya, Neal.Copy !req
324. Fuck off, Ray.Copy !req
325. Whatever you want.Copy !req
326. Cool.Copy !req
327. Neal Gamby, this is Sterling
Credit, a debt collector.Copy !req
328. Please return our call
as quickly as possible.Copy !req
329. Thank you.Copy !req
330. Mr. Gamby, this is Superintendent Haas.Copy !req
331. Just wanted to inform you
a decision has been made,Copy !req
332. and we would love to sit
down and talk with youCopy !req
333. first thing tomorrow morning.Copy !req
334. Hope you're having a wonderful evening.Copy !req
335. God bless now.Copy !req
336. God, yes!Copy !req
337. Yeah!Copy !req
338. Fuck yeah!Copy !req
339. Damn yes!Copy !req
340. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
341. Whoo!Copy !req
342. Yes, this is Principal Neal Gamby.Copy !req
343. Get your fat ass out of that chair.Copy !req
344. Russell, do not try to
ruin this moment for me.Copy !req
345. First thing I'm gonna do when I
become principal is fire you.Copy !req
346. You're gonna lose everything.Copy !req
347. Your house, your car,Copy !req
348. your couch, anything
else you got on layaway.Copy !req
349. You know, the first thing I'm gonna doCopy !req
350. when I become principal is not fire you,Copy !req
351. but keep you on staff as my slave.Copy !req
352. I'm gonna take my dick and
slap it across your face.Copy !req
353. Shut your mouth, you
sassy-ass motherfucker.Copy !req
354. Excuse me, Superintendent Haas is here.Copy !req
355. - Thank you, Mrs. Libby.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
356. - Hello, Mr. Gamby.
- Mr. Haas.Copy !req
357. Good to see ya.Copy !req
358. - Mr. Russell.
- Good to see you, Jeremy.Copy !req
359. - Sad news about Welles' wife.
- So sad.Copy !req
360. Gotta use your sun protection.Copy !req
361. - Yes, you do.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
362. Hell, my wife makes me use a strong SPFCopy !req
363. even if I plan on being inside all day.Copy !req
364. So smart. Your wife rules.Copy !req
365. Yeah, she's good.Copy !req
366. But we can't just dwell on the past.Copy !req
367. You know, we gotta think
about the future.Copy !req
368. Talk about what's to come. That's right.Copy !req
369. I'm sure we all knowCopy !req
370. that Mr. Welles leftCopy !req
371. some large shoes to fill.Copy !req
372. So big.Copy !req
373. But I think we would up
with the right person.Copy !req
374. - Hm.
- Someone with a lot of experience.Copy !req
375. Gotta have experience.
Most important part.Copy !req
376. And someone who's very likable.Copy !req
377. - It's essential to be likable.
- Indeed.Copy !req
378. - That's why...
- Knock, knock.Copy !req
379. Here she is!Copy !req
380. Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Dr.
Belinda Brown,Copy !req
381. the new principal at North Jackson!Copy !req
382. I am so sorryCopy !req
383. that I'm late.Copy !req
384. There's a car parkedCopy !req
385. in the principal's space.Copy !req
386. Dr. Brown was principal of severalCopy !req
387. very high achieving schoolsCopy !req
388. in Philadelphia.Copy !req
389. Oh, look at you being so nice.Copy !req
390. And who's this sitting in my chair,Copy !req
391. keeping it warm for me like a gentleman?Copy !req
392. Excuse me.Copy !req
393. My, this
campus is just lovely.Copy !req
394. - Isn't it though?
- Mm!Copy !req
395. Now, North Jackson's
not the newest schoolCopy !req
396. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
397. in the district, but it is to meCopy !req
398. hands down the most charming.Copy !req
399. Even more charming now that
you're here, Dr. Brown.Copy !req
400. - Oh-ho-ho!
- Oh!Copy !req
401. Why thank you, Mr. Russell.Copy !req
402. Flattery will get you everywhere.Copy !req
403. I see a bright future
for you here, darling.Copy !req
404. - Oh!
- Fuck you, Russell.Copy !req
405. Excuse me, Mr. Gamby?Copy !req
406. Huh?Copy !req
407. Just saying this is the hallway up here.Copy !req
408. You feeling all right, Mr. Gamby?Copy !req
409. You look a little pale.Copy !req
410. Oh, it must be me.Copy !req
411. I tend to have this effect on men,Copy !req
412. leave them breathless.Copy !req
413. Well, I know I can't breathe.Copy !req
414. Faculty.Copy !req
415. Who here thinks that Belinda
Brown needs to takeCopy !req
416. her big ol' butt back to Philadelphia?Copy !req
417. Whoa, what's the big issue with Dr.
Brown?Copy !req
418. Well, she's gonna run this school
into the ground. That's the issue.Copy !req
419. She got her Masters from Berkeley.Copy !req
420. Yeah, I bet she went to Berkeley,Copy !req
421. and I'm pretty affirmative
about how she got in.Copy !req
422. Whoa!Copy !req
423. - That's kind of harsh.
- Here's what I'm proposing.Copy !req
424. I'm gonna file a formal complaint
with the school board.Copy !req
425. A complaint? What's it gonna say?Copy !req
426. Gonna say they fucked up.
They chose the wrong person.Copy !req
427. Maybe they need to reconsider things.Copy !req
428. Maybe make me principal.Copy !req
429. But what I'm gonna needCopy !req
430. for this to work is all of you guysCopy !req
431. to sign this complaint with meCopy !req
432. so they know we mean business.Copy !req
433. No, I'm not putting my name on that.Copy !req
434. - Not a chance.
- Not a chance.Copy !req
435. "Not a chance. Not a chance."Copy !req
436. Y'all never backed me up before.Copy !req
437. I don't know why I thought this
time would be any different.Copy !req
438. Why don't you shut the fuck up?Copy !req
439. Nobody here wants to listen
to your misguided bullshit.Copy !req
440. If it isn't the snake in the shadows.Copy !req
441. Russell, buzz the fuck off.Copy !req
442. This has nothing to do with you.Copy !req
443. Gamby, I think I speak for everyone hereCopy !req
444. when I say you're a jerk-offCopy !req
445. and no one wants to sign
your stupid letter.Copy !req
446. - Stupid letter?
- Yeah.Copy !req
447. You know, I'm getting
pretty sick and tiredCopy !req
448. of that know-it-all mouth
of yours, Russell.Copy !req
449. Oh, well then...Copy !req
450. make your move, motherfucker.Copy !req
451. Make your move, motherfucker,Copy !req
452. - but you better have a gun, Mister.
- I don't need a gun.Copy !req
453. Oh, you don't need a gun?Copy !req
454. But if I did need a gun, I could
get a better gun than you.Copy !req
455. Guys! Come on!Copy !req
456. Bruce!Copy !req
457. Bruce!Copy !req
458. All right, all right! Hey, hey!
I said knock it off!Copy !req
459. - Settle down!
- Bruce! Bruce!Copy !req
460. All right, all right, all right!Copy !req
461. Everybody settle down!Copy !req
462. - Settle down!
- No need to get violent.Copy !req
463. - No violence.
- Y'all heard it.Copy !req
464. He talked about bringing
a gun to school.Copy !req
465. Oh, you look so stupid right now.Copy !req
466. I don't need any of y'all!Copy !req
467. I'll take care of this shit myself.Copy !req
468. - Surprise!
- Ah, shit!Copy !req
469. - Neal!
- Goddamn it, Ray!Copy !req
470. You broke my computer!Copy !req
471. You don't like the surprise?Copy !req
472. I don't even know what this is.Copy !req
473. What are you doing here?Copy !req
474. Janelle wanted to celebrate
your big promotion, man.Copy !req
475. Why are you a part of this?Copy !req
476. Bug here needed a ride and Gale, she...Copy !req
477. she didn't want any part of it.Copy !req
478. I should've known you were behind this.Copy !req
479. I hate that you're about
to see me like this,Copy !req
480. but I don't have the strength
to fight you anymore, Ray.Copy !req
481. Damn it.Copy !req
482. Is this what you wanted?Copy !req
483. I didn't get the job.Copy !req
484. They gave it to somebody else.Copy !req
485. Oh, Neal, I hate that for you, man.Copy !req
486. Why didn't they choose you?Copy !req
487. Well, baby, when you're the personCopy !req
488. enforcing the laws, you don't
get to make a lot of friends.Copy !req
489. Not a lot of people like me.Copy !req
490. People like you.Copy !req
491. No, I know it's hard to
believe, but they don't.Copy !req
492. I just expect a lot out of people,Copy !req
493. and for whatever reason,
it pushes them away.Copy !req
494. God knows it did your mom.Copy !req
495. Hey, Gale's...Copy !req
496. She got a shit-ton of
respect for you, Neal.Copy !req
497. I'm not trying to get
back my ex-wife, Ray.Copy !req
498. And please stop calling me Neal.Copy !req
499. Well...Copy !req
500. can't you get them to change their mind?Copy !req
501. I tried.Copy !req
502. I tried to rally the teachers
and get them to support me,Copy !req
503. but like I said, nobody likes me.Copy !req
504. Who cares about the teachers?Copy !req
505. The students like you.Copy !req
506. Don't they?Copy !req
507. The students.Copy !req
508. See?Copy !req
509. They like you, right?Copy !req
510. No, they don't.Copy !req
511. You're completely wrong.Copy !req
512. But it doesn't matter.Copy !req
513. Because they fear me.Copy !req
514. And that's even better.Copy !req
515. My bad.Copy !req
516. It is your bad.Copy !req
517. Matthew Potter!Copy !req
518. What's shakin'?Copy !req
519. Just waitin' on the bus.Copy !req
520. I'm your bus today.Copy !req
521. Get in.Copy !req
522. So how's I.S.S. been treatin' you?Copy !req
523. So far so good.Copy !req
524. So far so good?Copy !req
525. You know what happens to smart kidsCopy !req
526. like you in I.S.S.?Copy !req
527. You get turned the fuck out.Copy !req
528. You know what "turned out" means?Copy !req
529. No... no, sir.Copy !req
530. It's when a straight
dude rolls in to prisonCopy !req
531. and gets his ass fucked,
then becomes a girl.Copy !req
532. Well, that hasn't happened yet.Copy !req
533. Yet? You've still got a
few more days in there.Copy !req
534. Plenty of time for that shit to go down.Copy !req
535. Big boys will come in,Copy !req
536. push a little boy like you down,Copy !req
537. maybe stick a textbook in your
mouth and go to fucking town.Copy !req
538. You want that to happen to you?Copy !req
539. - No.
- Yeah, I didn't think so.Copy !req
540. What would you say, Matthew, if I
could get you out of I.S.S. today?Copy !req
541. Get the whole goddamn thing
wiped from your record?Copy !req
542. You're a good kid. You don't want
something like that following you aroundCopy !req
543. when it comes time to apply for college.Copy !req
544. I can set you free. Would you like that?Copy !req
545. Well, yeah, but why?Copy !req
546. I want you to organize a
mass-student walkout.Copy !req
547. Arrange all your goddamn classmatesCopy !req
548. to get out of the school
at the same exact timeCopy !req
549. and protest at how much you
hate the new principal.Copy !req
550. - Walkout? Like, leave school?
- Yeah.Copy !req
551. All-school walkout today.Copy !req
552. Every motherfucking student
in school at 2:03 PM.Copy !req
553. Are we clear?Copy !req
554. - Yeah.
- Boom.Copy !req
555. That's what I want to hear.Copy !req
556. - Oh! Uh...
- Hey.Copy !req
557. Mr. Gamby, hey.Copy !req
558. - You, uh, feeding your fishes?
- Sure am.Copy !req
559. What kind are they? Gold?Copy !req
560. Yep.Copy !req
561. I just wanted to, uh, drop by and
give you a little bit of an update.Copy !req
562. Matthew Potter's a good kid,
and, uh, you were right,Copy !req
563. he doesn't deserve to have
the book thrown at him.Copy !req
564. So, I've immediately
released him from I.S.S.Copy !req
565. Wow.Copy !req
566. That's a big turnaround for you.Copy !req
567. What happened to the
"rules are rules" thing?Copy !req
568. Well, I never really
said it like that, but...Copy !req
569. - You did.
- Rule...Copy !req
570. No, I didn't, but rules are rules.Copy !req
571. I still believe that,Copy !req
572. but also fairness is fairness.Copy !req
573. You understand what I'm saying here.Copy !req
574. Look, I... I know things have been crazy,Copy !req
575. you know, with all the recent changes.Copy !req
576. I'm sure that's why you
were popping off to me.Copy !req
577. But, uh, I just wanted
to let you know thatCopy !req
578. you shouldn't give up hope just yet.Copy !req
579. There's still some adults left
here at North Jackson High.Copy !req
580. Oh, that's... that's...
that's good to hear.Copy !req
581. Yeah.Copy !req
582. You're strong. I like that.Copy !req
583. The tides are turning, Ms. Snodgrass.Copy !req
584. Good guys, they're about to win.Copy !req
585. Look at Lee Russell.Copy !req
586. That little sassy cuss.Copy !req
587. Fuck you.Copy !req
588. Bitch.Copy !req
589. Don't matter. Let them have their fun.Copy !req
590. Sounds like you up to
something to me, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
591. Let's just say all will
be revealed in due time.Copy !req
592. The revolution will not be televised.Copy !req
593. Oh, no. It's just gonna happen
regular in front of everybodyCopy !req
594. at approximately 2:03 PM today.Copy !req
595. What you mean? Like a school
shooting or something?Copy !req
596. No, Dayshawn, not like
a school shooting.Copy !req
597. Don't be scaring these children.Copy !req
598. I'm talking about a non-violent,Copy !req
599. hearts and mind campaign.Copy !req
600. Okay. That sounds dope.Copy !req
601. Oh, yeah, it's definitely gonna be dope.Copy !req
602. Super dope.Copy !req
603. You're not gonna kill everybody, right?Copy !req
604. No, Dayshawn. I told you, I'm
not gonna murder anybody.Copy !req
605. Oh, we're so happy to have you here!Copy !req
606. Oh, thank you! Ooh!Copy !req
607. Not yet.Copy !req
608. So I'm gonna need your help planningCopy !req
609. my first faculty meeting.Copy !req
610. I want the opportunityCopy !req
611. to show myself, but also have some fun.Copy !req
612. Oh. Um...Copy !req
613. Ah!Copy !req
614. Light bulb! Ice cream social!Copy !req
615. Let them know how sweet you are!Copy !req
616. Oh, Russell, you don't quit, do you?Copy !req
617. Mr. Gamby, what's
your favorite ice cream?Copy !req
618. Say who hey?Copy !req
619. Hm?Copy !req
620. What is your favorite ice cream?Copy !req
621. I... I hate ice cream.Copy !req
622. I'm lactose intolerant.Copy !req
623. Makes me do diarrhea in my pants.Copy !req
624. Can you excuse me for one second please?Copy !req
625. Did I hear ice cream?Copy !req
626. Goddammit.Copy !req
627. Logarithmic functions.Copy !req
628. I know that sounds
complicated, but I'm gonnaCopy !req
629. break it down for you,Copy !req
630. and it's really not all that bad.Copy !req
631. Okay, so if you have...Copy !req
632. What the fuck is going on? It's 2:08 PM.Copy !req
633. Where is my walkout?Copy !req
634. I... I know. I tried.Copy !req
635. I tried, I tried.Copy !req
636. Couldn't talk any of your
friends into leaving school?Copy !req
637. - Kids fucking hate school!
- Nobody would do it!Copy !req
638. I tried, I promise.Copy !req
639. Get your shit. You're
going back to I.S.S.Copy !req
640. Our deal, it's done.Copy !req
641. And I'm gonna find the biggest,Copy !req
642. nastiest buck I can to come in thereCopy !req
643. and drill you right in your asshole!Copy !req
644. Damn it!Copy !req
645. Look. Speak of the devil.Copy !req
646. Are we done here?Copy !req
647. Well, actually, I'd love to
speak with you a moment.Copy !req
648. - Have a seat.
- Uh, closed, right?Copy !req
649. Yes, Lee. Thank you.Copy !req
650. Mr. Gamby, it appears
that someone has filedCopy !req
651. a complaint against me
with the school board.Copy !req
652. Hm. That's interesting.Copy !req
653. Is there anything you'd like toCopy !req
654. get off your chest, Mr. Gamby?Copy !req
655. I mean, nothing really
comes to the mind.Copy !req
656. Well, this complaint says, and I quote,Copy !req
657. "She's not very smart,
and if she's in charge,Copy !req
658. "this school will suffer
in a horrible way.Copy !req
659. "Dr. Brown only cares about herself.Copy !req
660. "She really thinks she's something."Copy !req
661. Now, who would write such a thing?Copy !req
662. I don't know. I'm not sure.Copy !req
663. Does it say who wrote it?Copy !req
664. Why, yes, it does.Copy !req
665. Okay, fine. I'll admit it.Copy !req
666. I wrote the complaint against you.Copy !req
667. Mr. Gamby, I've been doing
his for some time now.Copy !req
668. Whenever a new principal shows upCopy !req
669. at a school, you can guaranteeCopy !req
670. that people feel like
they've been passed over,Copy !req
671. and often times, they
resent the new principal.Copy !req
672. I can live with people resenting me.Copy !req
673. That's fine.Copy !req
674. But from now on,Copy !req
675. you're going to be very cooperativeCopy !req
676. and very pleasant when dealing with meCopy !req
677. because if you're not
cooperative, Mr. Gamby,Copy !req
678. and if you're not pleasant,Copy !req
679. I will drag your face all up and down
the parking lot of this motherfucker.Copy !req
680. Now, do we understand each other, Mr.
Gamby?Copy !req
681. Yes, Dr. Brown.Copy !req
682. Wonderful!Copy !req
683. Now, I would like for you to come
in two hours earlier every morning.Copy !req
684. I want you to jump inCopy !req
685. on the morning Driver's Ed program.Copy !req
686. That means I gotta be here at 5:10 AM.Copy !req
687. Is that a problem, Mr. Gamby?Copy !req
688. No, it's not a problem.Copy !req
689. Well, if that's all, you're dismissed.Copy !req
690. Have a blessed day.Copy !req
691. You have a... blessed day too.Copy !req
692. Oh!Copy !req
693. - Leave it open.
- Say who?Copy !req
694. Open.Copy !req
695. - The door?
- Leave it.Copy !req
696. Thank ya.Copy !req
697. Motherfucker.Copy !req
698. Belinda's got you by the balls.Copy !req
699. Driver's Ed. Tough break.Copy !req
700. Yeah, well, at least
I'm not bending overCopy !req
701. and taking it up the ass with a smileCopy !req
702. like you are. Over.Copy !req
703. You have no fucking clue.Copy !req
704. While you've been throwing
your little tantrums,Copy !req
705. filing your complaints,Copy !req
706. I've been learning her weaknesses.Copy !req
707. And when the time's right,
I'm gonna stab that bitchCopy !req
708. in her big, fat back.Copy !req
709. - I thought you loved Dr. Brown.
- Please.Copy !req
710. She doesn't deserve to
sit behind that desk.Copy !req
711. That should've been me.Copy !req
712. And if not me, then maybe you.Copy !req
713. You need to flip your shit around.Copy !req
714. Me, then you.Copy !req
715. Whatever, Gamby.Copy !req
716. Just not her.Copy !req
717. Fuck her.Copy !req
718. Fuck her.Copy !req
719. Now, she's my enemy,Copy !req
720. and she's your enemy,Copy !req
721. and my enemy's enemy...Copy !req
722. Is my friend.Copy !req
723. Shall we align...Copy !req
724. friend?Copy !req
725. Let's take that bitch down.Copy !req