1. And so it goes, gentlemen.Copy !req
2. For the final time...Copy !req
3. Old Glory rises by these hands.Copy !req
4. - Suffice to say, it has been an honor.
- Yeah.Copy !req
5. It's gonna be okay, sir.Copy !req
6. I... I just know
that Maria's gonna pull through.Copy !req
7. I'm just so sorry to leave both of you
in this situation.Copy !req
8. Principal-less just as the school year
is picking up steam.Copy !req
9. - But Maria needs me now.
- Uh, Principal Welles?Copy !req
10. I don't want to make light of the
situation, but for my own knowledge...Copy !req
11. And if you don't feel comfortable saying,
feel free to decline...Copy !req
12. - but do you know who will be replacing you?
- Here come the buzzards.Copy !req
13. Why don't you let the man grieve
for his dying wife, huh? Give him that.Copy !req
14. Superintendent Haas has yet
to make a decision.Copy !req
15. Quite frankly,
I could give a damn whoever it is.Copy !req
16. Just remember one thing,
it's all about the students.Copy !req
17. It's not about you two.Copy !req
18. That's very wise.Copy !req
19. I get it. Might take a little while
for it to sink in with this one.Copy !req
20. I hear you loud and clear.
It's a Gamby promise.Copy !req
21. - Go to hell.
- Make me go to hell, Lee.Copy !req
22. - Enough.
- Enough.Copy !req
23. - You enough.
- Oh, fuck off.Copy !req
24. - No, I will not.
- Fuck off.Copy !req
25. - You fuck yourself off.
- Fuck you.Copy !req
26. Just say the goddamn pledge!Copy !req
27. - Fuck-head.
- Shit fucker.Copy !req
28. I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America...Copy !req
29. and to the Republic for which it stands...Copy !req
30. one nation under God, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.Copy !req
31. I'm going to turn around now, knuckleheads.Copy !req
32. - That was a good pledge, sir.
- It was a very good pledge, sir.Copy !req
33. - Ungh!
- Yeah!Copy !req
34. Attention, attention, Mr. Gamby.
Please report to the main lobby.Copy !req
35. - Attention, attention, Mr. Gamby...
- Stop it!Copy !req
36. Move, move, move!Copy !req
37. Ooh!Copy !req
38. That was not smart.
Get to my office. Out the fucking hall.Copy !req
39. Come here. Get up.Copy !req
40. Go!Copy !req
41. What are y'all watching, a cage match?
Get back to class, you savages!Copy !req
42. Principal Welles's last day at school.Copy !req
43. And this is the day you decide to throw down.
It's not very respectful, if you ask me.Copy !req
44. Makes me sick just looking at all
three of you. Sick to my stomach.Copy !req
45. You see that paddle over there?Copy !req
46. That paddle belonged to my father
when he was a principal.Copy !req
47. Wanna throw punches in the hallway? I will
pull that paddle down and it will swing.Copy !req
48. - We were kidding around.
- Josh, shut it.Copy !req
49. - Matthew, what happened?
- Oh, I can help.Copy !req
50. He was being bullied.
Didn't throw a single punch.Copy !req
51. Ms. Snodgrass, I know that it's probably a
very dramatic thing for a beautiful woman...Copy !req
52. like yourself to witness such barbarianism,
but allow me to conduct the investigation.Copy !req
53. - Matthew, go ahead.
- Josh is right.Copy !req
54. We were just playing around
and got carried away.Copy !req
55. All right, stonewall me, man.
I can't help you if you don't let me.Copy !req
56. Neal. Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
57. Excuse me, but obviously these two are
pressuring Matthew into not saying anything.Copy !req
58. - Take it from me, he's a good student.
- Yeah, I understand.Copy !req
59. I deal with them on a regular basis.
You're a new teacher.Copy !req
60. You're full of ideals.
Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.Copy !req
61. But you're a little out of your jurisdiction.
We got a zero-tolerance policy...Copy !req
62. when it comes to violence.
Doesn't matter who started it.Copy !req
63. Everyone gets punished.Copy !req
64. Corey L., five days
out-of-school suspension.Copy !req
65. You pop me one more time, you son of a
bitch, I will bounce you out of this school.Copy !req
66. Get up and get out.
I should slap you across your mouth.Copy !req
67. You punch like a woman.Copy !req
68. Potter, Josh Props,
five days in-school suspension.Copy !req
69. Potter, I don't want to
see you in here again.Copy !req
70. Josh Props, I know I'll see you again,
so until next time. Mwah.Copy !req
71. Get out of my face right now.
You make me sick.Copy !req
72. - Mr. Gamby?
- Guess we took care of that, huh?Copy !req
73. I can't believe you're gonna put that
on Matthew's record.Copy !req
74. - Rules are rules.
- Well, if a rule is unfair...Copy !req
75. then maybe it shouldn't be enforced.Copy !req
76. That might be the way some vice
principals operate, but not the way I do.Copy !req
77. - But I have enjoyed this spirited debate.
- Oh.Copy !req
78. - That's it?
- Unless you got anything else to add.Copy !req
79. - I'm gonna check my e-mail.
- See ya.Copy !req
80. Hmm.Copy !req
81. North Jackson High School.Copy !req
82. You know what,
I think you want the hospital.Copy !req
83. What's happening, Dayshawn? What's
the chatter amongst the other workers, huh?Copy !req
84. - Who you all pulling for in the principal race?
- Oh, you know, they pulling for you.Copy !req
85. - But, um...
- But "um" what?Copy !req
86. I don't know
if you well-liked enough, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
87. You know what I mean?
I mean, people got to like your ass.Copy !req
88. Look... Look at Lee Russell over there.
He laughing it up with them teachers.Copy !req
89. How come the teachers never invite you
to eat lunch?Copy !req
90. They do invite me to eat lunch.
Invite me all the time.Copy !req
91. I choose not to eat with them.
They're just a bunch of elitist assholes.Copy !req
92. I'd rather spend my time
befriending the lower-class workers.Copy !req
93. The guys like you and your crew,
Harold in Maintenance.Copy !req
94. Those teachers, they can come and go.
When you guys call out sick...Copy !req
95. how do the floors get clean?
How do these children eat?Copy !req
96. We call in sick, other guys pick up the slack.
Ain't that difficult to move these trays.Copy !req
97. Look, what you do is very important here,
okay? When I become principal...Copy !req
98. I'm gonna make sure
you get the respect you're due.Copy !req
99. You're gonna get us a raise?Copy !req
100. It's not gonna be a raise.Copy !req
101. I'm just gonna make sure that people don't
look down upon you, like they do now.Copy !req
102. - Didn't know anybody was looking down on me.
- Not everyone. I'm not.Copy !req
103. You know how students look at you,
"I would never want to do that job."Copy !req
104. - I'm gonna change that image.
- If you could line up that raise...Copy !req
105. No raise, Dayshawn, don't ask again.Copy !req
106. You can get me that money,
a brother could use it.Copy !req
107. Jeremiah. Pants up.Copy !req
108. - If you can get me some more of that money...
- Jeremiah, pants up, grades up.Copy !req
109. - Like I was saying...
- Jeremiah!Copy !req
110. This song is dedicated to Principal Welles.Copy !req
111. You're a true hero.Copy !req
112. OhCopy !req
113. It must have been cold there in my shadowCopy !req
114. To never have sunlight on your faceCopy !req
115. But you were content to let me shineCopy !req
116. That's your wayCopy !req
117. You always walked a step behindCopy !req
118. Did you ever know that you're my hero?Copy !req
119. No. No. No.Copy !req
120. You're everything...Copy !req
121. You two, I wanna know
what's so damn funny in my office...Copy !req
122. after the assembly.
Do you hear me?Copy !req
123. What is it? Is it her voice that's funny?
Or maybe it's Ms. Welles dying.Copy !req
124. You think that's funny.
It's not funny.Copy !req
125. It's a beautiful moment and
you've ruined it. You ruined it.Copy !req
126. Laugh one more time. Laugh again.Copy !req
127. Put your hand down now.Copy !req
128. Get it away from your mouth now.Copy !req
129. It might have appeared to go unnoticedCopy !req
130. Mr. Sepanik,
please come to the front office.Copy !req
131. Thank you.Copy !req
132. What's so funny in here?
You guys making jokes?Copy !req
133. No having fun at work. Heh-heh.Copy !req
134. Russell.Copy !req
135. - Now, that's...
- Fucking cocksucker.Copy !req
136. Why, hello, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
137. You remember Donna
from the school board.Copy !req
138. Of course I do.
Hello, Donna. It's good to see you.Copy !req
139. I was just leaving.Copy !req
140. - I'll see you tomorrow, Lee.
- Call me later if you wanna have drinks.Copy !req
141. You ambitious, little weasel.Copy !req
142. Sitting here, kissing the school board's
ass. That's pretty fucking pathetic.Copy !req
143. - And I saw your little fucking sign.
- What sign?Copy !req
144. Don't motherfucking play games with me.
Listen here, you.Copy !req
145. Come tomorrow, there's a brand-new principal
in town, and his name is Neal Gamby.Copy !req
146. Those who want to be catty bitches,
well, they can kiss their jobs goodbye.Copy !req
147. - That is a Gamby promise.
- You're so confident, aren't you, Gamby?Copy !req
148. Too bad the school board's still undecided.Copy !req
149. Pfft. They're not. They know exactly
who's gonna be the principal.Copy !req
150. Why is this job so important to you, Gamby?Copy !req
151. Is it because you got absolutely
dick-all else going on in your life?Copy !req
152. - You wish you had my life.
- A fucking divorced loser is what you are.Copy !req
153. Look at you, just rock hard
at the thought of all that power.Copy !req
154. I know you like to think about my dick,
but don't. Private property.Copy !req
155. - Eat shit, Gamby!
- No, thanks, but have fun imagining it though.Copy !req
156. Tacks. Fucker.Copy !req
157. Make one more fucking sign
and see what happens.Copy !req
158. Go, Janelle!Copy !req
159. - Whoo! Yes!
- There you go.Copy !req
160. - Nice work, baby, nice work.
- There you go. Right there.Copy !req
161. She's gotta keep
the heels down though.Copy !req
162. Hello, Gale, Ray.Copy !req
163. You're late. Janelle just had a
really good run. You missed it.Copy !req
164. I saw it when I was walking up.
Worry about yourself.Copy !req
165. Hey, Janelle!
Good job, baby. Good job.Copy !req
166. - Keep your heels down.
- Keep your heels however you want.Copy !req
167. Focus on yourself, not on negative people,
telling you how to do things.Copy !req
168. - So I got the principal job today.
- Cool.Copy !req
169. "Cool."Copy !req
170. You can go ahead and admit it.
My success enrages you.Copy !req
171. - I actually don't care at all.
- Don't care? Sure, you don't.Copy !req
172. - Of course you care.
- You're right, Neal.Copy !req
173. I'm always thinking about you.
You're right. I forgot it's all about you.Copy !req
174. Well, it's not about me. My mentor's wife
was diagnosed with melanoma.Copy !req
175. - So how silly do you sound now?
- Sorry to hear about that, Gamby.Copy !req
176. That's awesome about the principal job.
You've been working really hard.Copy !req
177. - I knew good things would happen. Congrats.
- Nobody asked you to chime in.Copy !req
178. It's not even official yet,
so don't run your mouth all over town.Copy !req
179. - Being a little gossip, a little hen.
- I'm just impressed.Copy !req
180. Must be tough wrangling them kids.
Don't know how you do it.Copy !req
181. Of course you don't.Copy !req
182. If I told you I stole a man's wife and
family, you'd understand how to do that.Copy !req
183. - Why don't you go sit somewhere else, Neal?
- Nope.Copy !req
184. Chilling with the older guy, definitely.Copy !req
185. - Yeah? What high school do you go to?
- I'm only 13.Copy !req
186. - Hey, Dad.
- Where'd your shirt go?Copy !req
187. - I took it off. It was all sweaty.
- Put it on.Copy !req
188. - But, Dad, it's nasty.
- Put it on.Copy !req
189. - Okay, okay.
- Put it on.Copy !req
190. - Got it.
- Get it. Put it on.Copy !req
191. - Dad, I got it!
- Get it... Get it on.Copy !req
192. Move. Get out of here.Copy !req
193. - Get it on. Push it on.
- Stop! Don't.Copy !req
194. - Gosh, Dad. I got it.
- Look, I'm not trying to yell.Copy !req
195. You've been spending lots of time
with your mom, that's the example she sets.Copy !req
196. But you can't go around
being fast with the boys.Copy !req
197. - That's not how a lady acts.
- All right, Dad.Copy !req
198. Got some good news.Copy !req
199. You're looking at the brand-new principal
of North Jackson High.Copy !req
200. No way. So when I get to high school,
I can do whatever I want...Copy !req
201. - and never get in trouble?
- Well, that's what you'd think, but no.Copy !req
202. Because people expect that, I'll have to go
in the opposite direction, be merciless.Copy !req
203. - Janelle, come on. Let's go.
- Fazoli's is gonna close.Copy !req
204. Ray, I'm talking to my daughter, not yours.Copy !req
205. - She's never gonna be your daughter.
- Wrap it up, Neal.Copy !req
206. Not married anymore.
You can't tell me what to do.Copy !req
207. My dad, a principal. It's pretty awesome.Copy !req
208. It is pretty awesome. Come here.Copy !req
209. - I love you.
- I love you too, Daddy.Copy !req
210. Come on, baby. My little girl.Copy !req
211. - See you, Neal.
- Fuck off, Ray.Copy !req
212. - Whatever you want.
- Cool.Copy !req
213. Neal Gamby,
this is Sterling Credit, a debt collectorCopy !req
214. Please return our call
as quickly as possible. Thank you.Copy !req
215. Mr. Gamby, this is Superintendent Haas.Copy !req
216. Just wanted to inform you
a decision has been made...Copy !req
217. and we would love to sit down and talk
with you first thing tomorrow morning.Copy !req
218. Hope you're having a wonderful evening.
God bless, now.Copy !req
219. God, yes!Copy !req
220. Yeah!Copy !req
221. Fuck, yeah!Copy !req
222. Damn, yes! Whoo!Copy !req
223. Whoo!Copy !req
224. Yes, this is Principal Neal Gamby.Copy !req
225. Get your fat ass out of that chair.Copy !req
226. Russell, do not try
to ruin this moment for me.Copy !req
227. First thing I'll do as principal
is fire you. You'll lose everything.Copy !req
228. Your house, car, couch,
anything else you got on layaway.Copy !req
229. The first thing I'm gonna do
when I'm principal is not fire you...Copy !req
230. but keep you on staff as my slave.Copy !req
231. - Gonna take my dick, slap it across your face.
- Shut up, you sassy-ass motherfucker.Copy !req
232. Excuse me, Superintendent Haas is here.Copy !req
233. Thank you, Mrs. Libby.
Hello, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
234. - Mr. Haas.
- Good to see you.Copy !req
235. - Mr. Russell.
- Good to see you, Jeremy.Copy !req
236. - Sad news about Welles's wife.
- So sad.Copy !req
237. - Gotta use your sun protection.
- You do.Copy !req
238. My wife makes me use a strong SPF
even if I plan on being inside.Copy !req
239. - So smart. Your wife rules.
- Yeah, she's good.Copy !req
240. But we can't just dwell on the past.Copy !req
241. We gotta think about the future.
Talk about what's to come.Copy !req
242. That's right. I'm sure we all know that Mr.
Welles left some large shoes to fill.Copy !req
243. - So big.
- But I think we wound up with the right person.Copy !req
244. Someone with a lot of experience.Copy !req
245. Gotta have experience.
Most important part.Copy !req
246. And someone who's very likable.Copy !req
247. - It's essential to be likable.
- Indeed.Copy !req
248. - That's why...
- Knock, knock.Copy !req
249. Ha-ha! Here she is. Gentlemen, I'd like you
to meet Dr. Belinda Brown...Copy !req
250. the new principal at North Jackson.Copy !req
251. I am so sorry that I'm late.Copy !req
252. There's a car parked in
the principal's space.Copy !req
253. Dr. Brown was principal of several very
high-achieving schools in Philadelphia.Copy !req
254. Oh, look at you, being so nice.Copy !req
255. And who's this sitting in my chair,
keeping it warm for me like a gentleman?Copy !req
256. Excuse me.Copy !req
257. - My, this campus is just lovely.
- Isn't it, though?Copy !req
258. Now, North Jackson's not the newest school
in the district.Copy !req
259. But it is to me,
hands down, the most charming.Copy !req
260. Even more charming now
that you're here, Dr. Brown.Copy !req
261. Ha-ha! Why, thank you, Mr. Russell.
Flattery will get you everywhere.Copy !req
262. - I see a bright future for you here, darling.
- Fuck you, Russell.Copy !req
263. - Excuse me, Mr. Gamby?
- Hmm?Copy !req
264. - Just saying this is the hallway up here.
- Feeling all right?Copy !req
265. You look a little pale.Copy !req
266. Oh, it must be me.
I tend to have this effect on men.Copy !req
267. - Leave them breathless.
- Well, I know I can't breathe.Copy !req
268. Faculty. Who here thinks that Belinda Brown needs
to take her big butt back to Philadelphia?Copy !req
269. - What's the issue?
- She's gonna run this school into the ground.Copy !req
270. - That's the issue.
- She got her masters from Berkeley.Copy !req
271. I bet she went to Berkeley.
And I'm pretty affirmative how she got in.Copy !req
272. Here's what I'm proposing.
I'm gonna file a complaint with the board.Copy !req
273. - A complaint? What's it gonna say?
- They fucked up.Copy !req
274. They chose the wrong person.
They need to reconsider.Copy !req
275. Maybe make me principal. But what I'm
gonna need for this to work is you guys...Copy !req
276. to sign this complaint with me,
so they know we mean business.Copy !req
277. No, I'm not putting my name on that.Copy !req
278. - Not a chance. Not a chance.
- "Not a chance. Not a chance."Copy !req
279. Y'all never backed me. Don't know
why I thought this time would be different.Copy !req
280. Why don't you shut the fuck up?Copy !req
281. Nobody here wants to listen
to your misguided bullshit.Copy !req
282. If it isn't the snake in the shadows.
Buzz the fuck off.Copy !req
283. - This has nothing to do with you.
- Gamby, I think I speak for everyone here...Copy !req
284. when I say you're a jerk-off.Copy !req
285. And no one wants to sign
your stupid letter.Copy !req
286. - Stupid letter?
- Yeah.Copy !req
287. I'm getting sick and tired
of that know-it-all mouth of yours.Copy !req
288. Oh, well, then...Copy !req
289. Make your move, motherfucker.Copy !req
290. - Make your move, but you better have a gun.
- I don't need a gun.Copy !req
291. - Don't need a gun?
- But if I did, I could get a better gun than you.Copy !req
292. Come on!Copy !req
293. - Bruce! Bruce!
- All right, all right!Copy !req
294. - Hey, hey! I said knock it off! Settle down!
- Bruce! Bruce!Copy !req
295. All right! Everybody settle down!Copy !req
296. - Settle down!
- No need to get violent.Copy !req
297. - No violence.
- He talked about bringing a gun to school.Copy !req
298. Oh, you look so stupid right now.Copy !req
299. I don't need any of y'all!
I'll take care of this shit myself.Copy !req
300. - Surprise!
- Oh, shit!Copy !req
301. - Neal!
- Goddamn it, Ray!Copy !req
302. You broke my computer!Copy !req
303. - You don't like the surprise?
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
304. Janelle wanted to celebrate
your big promotion, man.Copy !req
305. - Why are you a part of this?
- Bug here needed a ride, and Gale, she...Copy !req
306. - She didn't want any part of it.
- I should've known you were behind this.Copy !req
307. I hate that you're about to see me like this,
but I don't have the strength to fight you.Copy !req
308. Damn it. Is this what you wanted?Copy !req
309. I didn't get the job.Copy !req
310. They gave it to somebody else.Copy !req
311. - Oh, Neal, I hate that for you, man.
- Why didn't they choose you?Copy !req
312. When you're the person
enforcing the laws...Copy !req
313. you don't get to make a lot of friends.
Not a lot of people like me.Copy !req
314. People like you.Copy !req
315. No, I know it's hard to believe,
but they don't.Copy !req
316. I expect a lot out of people,
for whatever reason, it pushes them away.Copy !req
317. God knows it did your mom.Copy !req
318. Hey, Gale's...Copy !req
319. - She got a shit-ton of respect for you, Neal.
- I'm not trying to get back my ex-wife, Ray.Copy !req
320. - And please stop calling me Neal.
- Well...Copy !req
321. - can't you get them to change their mind?
- I tried.Copy !req
322. I tried to rally the teachers,
get them to support me.Copy !req
323. But like I said, nobody likes me.Copy !req
324. Who cares about the teachers?
The students like you.Copy !req
325. Don't they?Copy !req
326. The students.Copy !req
327. See? They like you, right?Copy !req
328. No, they don't. You're completely wrong.Copy !req
329. But it doesn't matter.
Because they fear me.Copy !req
330. And that's even better.Copy !req
331. - My bad.
- It is your bad.Copy !req
332. Matthew Potter!Copy !req
333. What's shaking?Copy !req
334. Just waiting on the bus.Copy !req
335. I'm your bus today. Get in.Copy !req
336. So how's I.S.S. been treating you?Copy !req
337. So far so good.Copy !req
338. So far so good? Heh-heh.Copy !req
339. You know what happens
to smart kids like you in I.S.S.?Copy !req
340. You get turned the fuck out.
You know what "turned out" means?Copy !req
341. No... No, sir.Copy !req
342. It's when a straight dude rolls into prison
and gets his ass fucked, then becomes a girl.Copy !req
343. Well, that hasn't happened yet.Copy !req
344. Yet? You've still got
a few more days in there.Copy !req
345. Plenty of time for that shit to go down.
Big boys will come in...Copy !req
346. push a boy like you down, stick a textbook
in your mouth and go to fucking town.Copy !req
347. - You want that to happen to you?
- No.Copy !req
348. Yeah, I didn't think so.Copy !req
349. What would you say
if I could get you out of I.S.S. today?Copy !req
350. Get the whole thing wiped
from your record?Copy !req
351. You're good. You don't want that following
you when it comes time to apply to college.Copy !req
352. - I can set you free. Would you like that?
- Well, yeah, but why?Copy !req
353. Want you to organize a mass student
walkout. Arrange all your classmates...Copy !req
354. to get out of school at the same time
and protest how you hate the new principal.Copy !req
355. - Walkout? Like, leave school?
- Yeah.Copy !req
356. All-school walkout today.Copy !req
357. Every motherfucking student
in school at 2:03 p.m.Copy !req
358. - Are we clear?
- Yeah.Copy !req
359. Boom. That's what I want to hear.Copy !req
360. - Oh, Mr. Gamby, hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
361. - You feeding your fishes?
- Sure am.Copy !req
362. - What kind are they? Gold?
- Yep.Copy !req
363. I just wanted to drop by
and give you a little bit of an update.Copy !req
364. Matthew Potter's a good kid, and you're right.
He doesn't deserve to have the book thrown...Copy !req
365. at him, so I've immediately released him
from I.S.S.Copy !req
366. Wow. That's a big turnaround for you.Copy !req
367. What happened
to the "rules are rules" thing?Copy !req
368. - Well, I never really said it like that, but...
- Heh. You did.Copy !req
369. Rule... No, I didn't, but rules are rules.Copy !req
370. I still believe that.Copy !req
371. But also fairness is fairness.
You understand what I'm saying here.Copy !req
372. Look, I...
I know things have been crazy...Copy !req
373. with the recent changes, I'm sure
that's why you were popping off to me.Copy !req
374. But I just wanted to let you know that...Copy !req
375. you shouldn't give up hope just yet.Copy !req
376. There's still some adults left here
at North Jackson High.Copy !req
377. Oh, that's... That's...
That's good to hear.Copy !req
378. Yeah.Copy !req
379. You're strong. I like that.Copy !req
380. The tides are turning, Ms. Snodgrass.Copy !req
381. Good guys, they're about to win.Copy !req
382. Look at Lee Russell.
That little sassy cuss.Copy !req
383. Fuck you. That bitch.Copy !req
384. Don't matter. Let them have their fun.Copy !req
385. Sounds like you up
to something to me, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
386. Let's just say all will
be revealed in due time.Copy !req
387. The revolution will not be televised.
Oh, no.Copy !req
388. It's just gonna happen regular
in front of everybody...Copy !req
389. - at approximately 2:03 p.m. Today.
- What you mean?Copy !req
390. - Like a school shooting?
- No, not like a school shooting.Copy !req
391. Don't be scaring these children. I'm talking
about a non-violent, hearts-and-mind campaign.Copy !req
392. - Okay. That sounds dope.
- Pfft.Copy !req
393. Oh, yeah. It's definitely gonna be dope.Copy !req
394. Super dope.Copy !req
395. - You're not gonna kill everybody, right?
- I told you. I'm not gonna murder anybody.Copy !req
396. - Oh, we're so happy to have you here!
- Oh, thank you!Copy !req
397. Not yet.Copy !req
398. So I'm gonna need your help planning
my first faculty meeting.Copy !req
399. I want the opportunity to show myself,
but also have some fun.Copy !req
400. Oh, um...Copy !req
401. Ah! Lightbulb! Ice cream social!Copy !req
402. Let them know how sweet you are!Copy !req
403. Oh, Russell, you don't quit, do you?Copy !req
404. Mr. Gamby, what's your favorite ice cream?Copy !req
405. Say who hey?Copy !req
406. - Hmm?
- What is your favorite ice cream?Copy !req
407. I... I hate ice cream.Copy !req
408. I'm lactose intolerant.
Makes me do diarrhea in my pants.Copy !req
409. Can you excuse me
for one second please?Copy !req
410. Did I hear ice cream?Copy !req
411. Goddamn it.Copy !req
412. Logarithmic functions.Copy !req
413. I know that sounds complicated,
but I'm gonna break it down for you.Copy !req
414. And it's really not all that bad.Copy !req
415. Okay, so if you have...Copy !req
416. What the fuck is going on? It's 2:08 p.m.Copy !req
417. - Where is my walkout?
- I know. I tried.Copy !req
418. "I tried, I tried."Copy !req
419. Couldn't talk any of your friends into
leaving school? Kids fucking hate school!Copy !req
420. - Nobody would do it! I tried.
- Get your shit. You're going back to I.S.S.Copy !req
421. Our deal, it's done.Copy !req
422. And I'm gonna find the biggest,
nastiest buck I can to come in there...Copy !req
423. and drill you right in your asshole!
Damn it!Copy !req
424. Look. Speak of the devil.Copy !req
425. Are we done here?Copy !req
426. Well, actually,
I'd love to speak with you a moment.Copy !req
427. - Have a seat.
- Closed, right?Copy !req
428. Yes, Lee. Thank you.Copy !req
429. Mr. Gamby, it appears that someone has filed a
complaint against me with the school board.Copy !req
430. Hmm. That's interesting.Copy !req
431. Is there anything you'd like
to get off your chest, Mr. Gamby?Copy !req
432. I mean, nothing really comes to mind.Copy !req
433. Well, this complaint says,
and I quote, "She's not very smart.Copy !req
434. And if she's in charge,
this school will suffer in a horrible way.Copy !req
435. Dr. Brown only cares about herself.Copy !req
436. She really thinks she's something."Copy !req
437. - Pfft.
- Now, who would write such a thing?Copy !req
438. I don't know. I'm not sure.Copy !req
439. - Does it say who wrote it?
- Why, yes, it does.Copy !req
440. Okay, fine. I'll admit it.
I wrote the complaint against you.Copy !req
441. Mr. Gamby,
I've been doing this for some time now.Copy !req
442. Whenever a new principal shows up
at a school...Copy !req
443. you can guarantee that people feel like
they've been passed over...Copy !req
444. and oftentimes,
they resent the new principal.Copy !req
445. I can live with people resenting me.
That's fine.Copy !req
446. But from now on,
you're going to be very cooperative...Copy !req
447. and very pleasant when dealing with me...Copy !req
448. because if you're not cooperative,
Mr. Gamby...Copy !req
449. and if you're not pleasant...Copy !req
450. I will drag your face all up and down
the parking lot of this motherfucker.Copy !req
451. Now, do we understand each other,
Mr. Gamby?Copy !req
452. Yes, Dr. Brown.Copy !req
453. Wonderful!Copy !req
454. Now, I would like for you to come in
two hours earlier every morning.Copy !req
455. I want you to jump in
on the morning Driver's Ed program.Copy !req
456. - That means I gotta be here at 5:10 a.m.
- Is that a problem, Mr. Gamby?Copy !req
457. No, it's not a problem.Copy !req
458. Well, if that's all, you're dismissed.Copy !req
459. Have a blessed day.Copy !req
460. You have a blessed day too.Copy !req
461. Oh.Copy !req
462. Thank you.Copy !req
463. Leave it open.Copy !req
464. - Say who?
- Open.Copy !req
465. - The door?
- Leave it.Copy !req
466. Thank you.Copy !req
467. This motherfucker...Copy !req
468. Belinda's got you by the balls.Copy !req
469. Driver's Ed. Tough break.Copy !req
470. Yeah, at least I'm not bending over and taking
it up the ass with a smile like you are. Over.Copy !req
471. You have no clue. While you've been throwing
your little tantrums, filing your complaints...Copy !req
472. I've been learning her weaknesses.Copy !req
473. And when the time's right, I'm gonna
stab that bitch in her big, fat back.Copy !req
474. - I thought you loved Dr. Brown.
- Please.Copy !req
475. She doesn't deserve to sit behind
that desk. That should've been me.Copy !req
476. And if not me, then maybe you.Copy !req
477. You need to flip your shit around.
Me, then you.Copy !req
478. Whatever, Gamby.Copy !req
479. Just not her.Copy !req
480. - Fuck her.
- Fuck her.Copy !req
481. Now, she's my enemy...Copy !req
482. and she's your enemy...Copy !req
483. and my enemy's enemy...Copy !req
484. Is my friend.Copy !req
485. Shall we align, friend?Copy !req
486. Let's take that bitch down.Copy !req