1. There are four pieces.Copy !req
2. Winter Concert is this week.Copy !req
3. And of course, Brown is relying on meCopy !req
4. to practically run the whole thing.Copy !req
5. Is that why you're
picking up her dry cleaning?Copy !req
6. I'm in charge of more than just this.Copy !req
7. I have real
responsibilities. You know that, Christine.Copy !req
8. You mind your own fuckin' business.Copy !req
9. Isn't this her assistant's job?Copy !req
10. It's called being a good person.Copy !req
11. Maybe you should try it sometimes...Copy !req
12. instead of kissing
doctors' asses all day.Copy !req
13. It's the hospital. Meet me outside.Copy !req
14. Bitch boy.Copy !req
15. Not another fucking word out of you.Copy !req
16. Bitch boy, bitch boy, bitch boy...Copy !req
17. Uh, can you please just put
this on debit, please?Copy !req
18. - Bitch boy!
- What's she calling you? "Beach boy"?Copy !req
19. Nothing! Can I please
get a receipt, please?Copy !req
20. - Bitchy boy!
- Oh.Copy !req
21. - Just...
- Bitch boy, bitch boy, bitch boy!Copy !req
22. Bitch boy!Copy !req
23. Bitchy boy... Aah!Copy !req
24. You know how sharks make babies?Copy !req
25. The spray the water like,
skeet, skeet, skeet!Copy !req
26. - Yes! Skeet, skeet, skeet!
- Mm! Y'all is crazy.Copy !req
27. Skeet!Copy !req
28. You know, I'm happy as shit, Belinda.Copy !req
29. Thank you.Copy !req
30. Well, the boys sure did miss you.Copy !req
31. Wish I could turn the clock back a year,Copy !req
32. to when shit was like this for real.Copy !req
33. Well, I wish a lot of things.Copy !req
34. Sometimes we take what we can get.Copy !req
35. You honestly gonna act
like you ain't having fun?Copy !req
36. Me, the boys, fish.Copy !req
37. I'm having a little bit of fun.Copy !req
38. Whoa. I can't believe
you let me fuck you in a bus.Copy !req
39. Hey.Copy !req
40. Can you imagine if we
got caught doing that?Copy !req
41. - We'd lose our jobs.
- Well...Copy !req
42. - Motherfucker.
- ... you'd better play it cool then.Copy !req
43. - You better play it cool.
- Mr. Gamby! There you are.Copy !req
44. I've been looking everywhere for you.Copy !req
45. We have a Code 13 in the auditorium!Copy !req
46. Who the hell Code-13s at
ten o'clock in the morning?Copy !req
47. Strombone!Copy !req
48. Get down from there, right now!Copy !req
49. - Jesus!
- How the hell did this happen?Copy !req
50. The whole group of 'em,
right there, is drunk!Copy !req
51. Hey, idiots! I fail
to see what's funny here.Copy !req
52. Hey!Copy !req
53. I don't want to see
anyone's goddamn teeth.Copy !req
54. You understand? Zip
the lips, purse them now.Copy !req
55. - Oh, my God!
- Holy shit. Great.Copy !req
56. This is why you don't drink
Icehouse at band practice.Copy !req
57. Mmm.Copy !req
58. Hope you all are proud of yourselves.Copy !req
59. Jason Strombone is
in the emergency room.Copy !req
60. Because of your poor choices,Copy !req
61. none of you will be
participating in the Winter Concert.Copy !req
62. I'm first chair. My
grandparents are coming in from out of town.Copy !req
63. Mr. Gamby's going easy on you.Copy !req
64. If it were up to me, I'd
kick all of y'all out of school.Copy !req
65. I have zero tolerance for drinking.Copy !req
66. You know why I got that Tanqueray
tattooed on my back?Copy !req
67. Because you like gin?Copy !req
68. No. Because me and gin don't get along.Copy !req
69. I had a problem
since my first sip at 13.Copy !req
70. Kept sipping too. Made
me a whole different person.Copy !req
71. Shit got me turked up!Copy !req
72. Put me in beast mode.Copy !req
73. Take a sip Friday evening in Philly,Copy !req
74. I'd wake up Monday morning in Arkansas,Copy !req
75. all bit up by chiggers,
no... no memory of how I got there.Copy !req
76. But thankfully,Copy !req
77. my life took a positive turnCopy !req
78. and I was blessed with two fine sons.Copy !req
79. And I guess that made me
realize what I had to lose.Copy !req
80. And that, Miss Missy, is why
I put that tattoo on my back.Copy !req
81. Because the
drinking, that's behind me now.Copy !req
82. And I want y'all to put
it behind y'all too.Copy !req
83. Am I clear?Copy !req
84. One week, ISS circle.Copy !req
85. No Winter Concert, and, of course,Copy !req
86. all of y'all parents
are gonna hear from me.Copy !req
87. I'm sorry for
interfering back there, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
88. I just have strong opinions
on the matter.Copy !req
89. No, no, no worries. Uh, I appreciate it.Copy !req
90. I... I respected the fact that
you related it to your own struggles.Copy !req
91. Kudrows.Copy !req
92. Mr. Gamby?Copy !req
93. How would you like to be
vice principal, by yourself?Copy !req
94. We'd create the position Chief
Accountability Officer for you.Copy !req
95. You'd receive a
substantial increase in salary as well.Copy !req
96. We'd run North Jackson
High School as equals.Copy !req
97. What about Mr. Russell?Copy !req
98. From what I hear, you
two don't get along already.Copy !req
99. You wouldn't shed a tear
if he was gone, now would you?Copy !req
100. No. I mean, I don't care
for that man one bit, so...Copy !req
101. That man ain't even
a snake in the grass.Copy !req
102. Damn worm in the dirt. Look at him.Copy !req
103. Hey, B! I got your, uh, your coffeeCopy !req
104. and your... Move...
And your dry cleaning.Copy !req
105. Just go put 'em in my office.Copy !req
106. Yeah?Copy !req
107. - Bitch.
- Okay.Copy !req
108. - Okay!
- Did you just call him a bitch?Copy !req
109. - He act like a bitch, walk like a bitch.
- Whew.Copy !req
110. Mm. Yeah, look at his pants.Copy !req
111. - Bitch.
- I'd never wear pants like that.Copy !req
112. You better not. I'd call you a bitch.Copy !req
113. So what did she say about
me? She talk shit?Copy !req
114. No, she was mainly just talking
about herself, you know?Copy !req
115. Just being boastful,
cocky, braggadocious,Copy !req
116. you know, just
showing hubris. What's that?Copy !req
117. It's a fucking spy pen is what it is.Copy !req
118. You see this right here?
There's a little camera inside there.Copy !req
119. Next time she starts
running her mouth, talking shit,Copy !req
120. I'm gonna get it all on video,Copy !req
121. publish it online,Copy !req
122. let the court of
public opinion do the rest.Copy !req
123. Jeez, man, listen to yourself,
talking about spy pensCopy !req
124. and court of public opinion.Copy !req
125. I mean, you're grasping
at straws, Russell.Copy !req
126. You're being a bitch.Copy !req
127. All my hopes and dreams
on a fucking pen.Copy !req
128. I'm just at a loss here.Copy !req
129. Every single thing we throw
at this woman fails.Copy !req
130. My fucking family is retarded.Copy !req
131. Brown treats me like
a house slave. I just...Copy !req
132. I just can't exist like this.Copy !req
133. Russell, are you crying?Copy !req
134. No! I'm not fucking crying.Copy !req
135. God! Gamby, you wish.Copy !req
136. Well, you know, as much as
I'd like to commiserate with you,Copy !req
137. I got a hot date. I'm going
out with Snodgrass and my daughter.Copy !req
138. Fine, great!
Snodgrass and your daughter.Copy !req
139. Go empty your balls.Copy !req
140. Don't worry about anything
but your erection.Copy !req
141. Russell, how many times
do I have to tell you this?Copy !req
142. I do not like when you talk
about my private parts, okay?Copy !req
143. Please don't do it again.Copy !req
144. I'm really going to have to doCopy !req
145. the whole pen-blackmail
thing all by myself?Copy !req
146. The mission is always
my top concern, okay?Copy !req
147. Just because I have a girlfriend and
things are finally going in my favor,Copy !req
148. that doesn't change anything.Copy !req
149. I'll see you, Lee. Okay?Copy !req
150. Oh. Oh my God.Copy !req
151. You're lucky it's only cosmetic damage.Copy !req
152. You know, I think there's a valuable
lesson to be learned here.Copy !req
153. My daddy always said, if
you fall, you can't quit.Copy !req
154. You gotta get right back on the horse.Copy !req
155. On the horse? How dare
you mention horsesCopy !req
156. when you forced us to sell Shadowfax?Copy !req
157. What? No.Copy !req
158. Hey, I didn't make anyone sell anything.Copy !req
159. That is not fair, Neal.Copy !req
160. You know what? I don't give a... fuckCopy !req
161. about what's fair and what's not fair,Copy !req
162. 'cause I'm gonna tell you right now,
there is no more motorcycles.Copy !req
163. I don't want to hear either of youCopy !req
164. trying to talk her into
that... shit. You hear me?Copy !req
165. Not another... fuckin' word.Copy !req
166. If you want someone to
sever their spinal cordCopy !req
167. and get killed, then
put Gale on the motorcycle.Copy !req
168. Not my daughter!Copy !req
169. From now on, she's doing what I sayCopy !req
170. because I won. Conversation over.Copy !req
171. This is Janelle's choice, not yours.Copy !req
172. Janelle, tell these people.Copy !req
173. Do you want to ride motorcyclesCopy !req
174. and potentially split your face open,Copy !req
175. have your guts and blood
all over the dusty ground,Copy !req
176. sit in a wheelchair and roll around
for the rest of your life,Copy !req
177. having everyone look at you
and feel sorry for you...Copy !req
178. Baby, it's okay. You can
tell him the truth, sweetheart.Copy !req
179. Speak from your heart.Copy !req
180. I don't want to do motocross anymore.Copy !req
181. I... I'm just not good at it.Copy !req
182. - Baby.
- Of course you're not, sweetheart.Copy !req
183. You suck at it. Let's go.Copy !req
184. Have another glass of wine,
Gale. Numb yourself.Copy !req
185. I have a headache.Copy !req
186. - Yeah!
- There you go!Copy !req
187. Whoa! Yeah!Copy !req
188. You know, I'm having so much fun.Copy !req
189. Honestly, I haven't been
this happy in a long, long time.Copy !req
190. Me too. I like this version of you.Copy !req
191. You should be this more often.Copy !req
192. Tell me, what's
your take on Lee Russell?Copy !req
193. Mr. Russell at school? He's okay.Copy !req
194. Some people would say that
the school would run a lot betterCopy !req
195. if he wasn't around.Copy !req
196. I don't really have an opinion.Copy !req
197. Our paths don't cross. And I
thought you guys were friends?Copy !req
198. Not friends. We're colleagues,
yes, of course.Copy !req
199. You know? Nothing more, nothing less.Copy !req
200. No loyalty. We don't
owe each other anything.Copy !req
201. Okay.Copy !req
202. But your day-to-day wouldn't change
if Lee Russell wasn't around?Copy !req
203. Nope. Not one bit.Copy !req
204. - Good to know.
- Yeah.Copy !req
205. Janelle? Janelle,
don't do it. Janelle...Copy !req
206. - No.
- ... don't... Janelle! Goddamn it!Copy !req
207. Janelle! Jeez!Copy !req
208. Thank You for this food
we are about to receiveCopy !req
209. and thank you for this dayCopy !req
210. and bless these men at this table.Copy !req
211. - Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
212. So, Dascious,Copy !req
213. school is having a winter concert,Copy !req
214. and I was thinking
if you're still around,Copy !req
215. maybe we could go to Olive
Garden afterwardsCopy !req
216. and try those never-ending pasta balls.Copy !req
217. Hmm. Actually...Copy !req
218. Belinda, me and the boys
wanted to talk to you about something.Copy !req
219. - You and the boys?
- Well, yeah, you know, we...Copy !req
220. we been discussing some stuff.Copy !req
221. And, well, there's something
we wanted to discuss with you.Copy !req
222. Well, what y'all want to tell me?Copy !req
223. We don't want to live here no more.Copy !req
224. We don't want to live in this hotel.Copy !req
225. We been through this already, boys.Copy !req
226. This arrangement is just temporary.Copy !req
227. Yeah, but you been telling them that
for a few months now, Belinda,Copy !req
228. and ain't nothing change. I mean,
they been through enough.Copy !req
229. It's time for them to go back to Philly.Copy !req
230. You have no idea
what they've been through.Copy !req
231. 'Cause your ass just got here.Copy !req
232. He is right, Mama. We really
do want to go back to Philly.Copy !req
233. Yeah, Mama. Can we?Copy !req
234. Y'all want to go back to Philly?Copy !req
235. - Then go.
- For real?Copy !req
236. Yes, for real.Copy !req
237. If it's that important to youCopy !req
238. that you want to leave your mamaCopy !req
239. for some Johnny Come
Lately, then I don't want you here.Copy !req
240. See, now this ain't got
to turn ugly, Belinda. Damn.Copy !req
241. No, I'm being straight up.Copy !req
242. They can pack their shit
and go, as far as I'm concerned.Copy !req
243. Be careful what you say now.Copy !req
244. You want me to say it again?Copy !req
245. 'Cause I can say it slowly.Copy !req
246. Pack yo...Copy !req
247. shit.Copy !req
248. She gets along great with Janelle.Copy !req
249. I'm not trying to jinx anything,Copy !req
250. but I think I may have
found my soul mate.Copy !req
251. So she is a freak in the sack then, huh?Copy !req
252. Dayshaun, gentlemen never kiss and tell,Copy !req
253. but in a word, yes.Copy !req
254. I knew she was a freak,
man. You can see it in her eyes...Copy !req
255. You should take a picture.
It'll last longer.Copy !req
256. Great joke. It's just shocking
to see you alone.Copy !req
257. Well, I'm not alone.
I'm sitting here conversingCopy !req
258. with my friend and subordinate.Copy !req
259. Dayshaun doesn't count. I'm
talking about your little friend Amanda.Copy !req
260. What's the deal? Are you guys officially
dating, or what is it?Copy !req
261. Look, don't do this, all right?
Don't embarrass yourself.Copy !req
262. Oh, okay, I get it.
You can openly date her,Copy !req
263. but what was I? I was,
like, your secret shame?Copy !req
264. It's apples and oranges, baby.Copy !req
265. I mean, you know she's just
dating you to get back at Bill, right?Copy !req
266. Bullshit.Copy !req
267. Are you blind, Gamby?Copy !req
268. They were fucking
and he broke up with herCopy !req
269. because she was no good at it,Copy !req
270. and so she started
dating you to piss him off.Copy !req
271. Bill Hayden fucked my girlfriend?Copy !req
272. Yeah.Copy !req
273. The greatest rivalry in American historyCopy !req
274. has to be between Alexander Hamilton,
former treasure secretary,Copy !req
275. and Vice President Aaron Burr. Okay?Copy !req
276. Mr. Gamby, can I... What?Copy !req
277. - Hmm.
- Hey.Copy !req
278. Ooh. What does that face mean?Copy !req
279. Bill Hayden, right now.
What's the history?Copy !req
280. - Uh...
- Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
281. What the fuck are
you talking about, Neal?Copy !req
282. I don't like how
you're coming at me right now.Copy !req
283. You know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
284. Did you or did you not make love to him?Copy !req
285. Were you not lovers with Bill Hayden?Copy !req
286. Uh, are you asking if
me and Bill Hayden fucked?Copy !req
287. Because, yeah, we did. Is that
what you wanted to know?Copy !req
288. Yes, it's what I wanted to know, but ICopy !req
289. didn't want you to be
all cavalier about it.Copy !req
290. Is this what you do? You just mess
around with different people,Copy !req
291. just to get off on your jollies?Copy !req
292. No. I slept with Bill.Copy !req
293. I didn't quiz you about your history.Copy !req
294. I mean, I'm sure
you've had sex before, huh?Copy !req
295. I mean, clearly anybody
who's good at sexCopy !req
296. has sex with different people
and has a history.Copy !req
297. So don't be acting like you're
the only person who's fucked people.Copy !req
298. - I let Jen Abbott suck my dick.
- What?Copy !req
299. Yeah, in the supply closet,
so we're the same.Copy !req
300. This is not how you communicate
with people, Neal.Copy !req
301. - What are you, 12?
- You can fuck Bill Hayden,Copy !req
302. but I can't let Jen Abbott
suck upon my penis?Copy !req
303. Not that we were having this conversation,
but it's disgusting.Copy !req
304. I don't even want to
look at you right now.Copy !req
305. Well, fine. I don't want to
look at you right now either.Copy !req
306. So I'll just see you tonight
at the Winter Concert.Copy !req
307. I'll come pick you up.Copy !req
308. How about we do our
own thing tonight, okay?Copy !req
309. I think we need some time to cool off.Copy !req
310. - Are you dumping me?
- Jesus!Copy !req
311. Grow up, Neal, and stop acting insane.Copy !req
312. Fuck.Copy !req
313. Mr. Gamby, have you put any thought
into what we discussed?Copy !req
314. I thought about it,
but I haven't decided yet.Copy !req
315. Remember, Gamby,
Chief Accountability OfficerCopy !req
316. doesn't have to wear orange
vests or direct bus traffic.Copy !req
317. Lee, why don't you help
Mi-Cha with the dishes?Copy !req
318. She looks overwhelmed.Copy !req
319. Play with your toy later.Copy !req
320. This is my work, Christine!Copy !req
321. Fuck it! Fine!Copy !req
322. Doesn't she know we have a dishwasher?Copy !req
323. Move! Caw! Caw! Caw!Copy !req
324. What is up with you?Copy !req
325. You've been so on edge
lately, sitting around, gaining weightCopy !req
326. and barking at people.Copy !req
327. Gaining weight?Copy !req
328. If this is about my mom
moving in, I know it's been tough,Copy !req
329. but I need you to make
more of an effort.Copy !req
330. This is not about your mom, Christine.Copy !req
331. This is about me, being a man,Copy !req
332. getting the goddamn respect
that I deserve.Copy !req
333. I have been pulling
double shifts at the hospital,Copy !req
334. and I can't handle
all of this by myself.Copy !req
335. I need you to step up.Copy !req
336. So I guess my job means nothing.Copy !req
337. I'll bet you'd both be
real sorry if I killed myself,Copy !req
338. wouldn't you? Huh?Copy !req
339. Why are you saying that?Copy !req
340. No reason.Copy !req
341. Move. Move!Copy !req
342. Gamby? What are you doing here?Copy !req
343. Can we talk?Copy !req
344. Hey, go say goodbye to your mom. Go on.Copy !req
345. Mama, you still mad?Copy !req
346. We won't go if you still mad.Copy !req
347. Just answer the phone
when I call, that's all I ask.Copy !req
348. You're not gonna cry or nothin'?Copy !req
349. There ain't nothing to cry about.Copy !req
350. Look, I love y'all.Copy !req
351. But if you don't want to be with me,Copy !req
352. I don't want to be with you either.Copy !req
353. Come on, hug your mama.Copy !req
354. Go.Copy !req
355. I did not think it was possible
for you to fuck this family upCopy !req
356. more than you already have.Copy !req
357. This ain't about me. It's about them.Copy !req
358. You're a low-down son of a bitch.Copy !req
359. You know what? That's all right.Copy !req
360. I ain't mad at you.Copy !req
361. Ha! That's funny, right?Copy !req
362. Hey, open this door, Goddamn it.Copy !req
363. Y'all think this shit funny? All right.Copy !req
364. Open the door! Shit!Copy !req
365. Snodgrass broke up with me.Copy !req
366. Or maybe I broke up with her,Copy !req
367. or maybe this is just our first fight.Copy !req
368. I don't even know. It got so
fucking confusing in those final moments.Copy !req
369. Is it because of the whole
Bill Hayden thing?Copy !req
370. You knew about that?Copy !req
371. Everybody knew about that.
It's common knowledge.Copy !req
372. Common knowledge? I
didn't know about it.Copy !req
373. I'm sitting there getting playedCopy !req
374. and you didn't even tell me?Copy !req
375. You had me walking around
like I was hot shitCopy !req
376. and meanwhile, I'm getting
Bill Hayden's sloppy seconds.Copy !req
377. Are you really going to make
a big deal out of this?Copy !req
378. You know what? Fuck
you! I came over hereCopy !req
379. because I have a very important
decision to make,Copy !req
380. and you've just made it a lot easier.Copy !req
381. Oh, what's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
382. You're supposed to have my back.Copy !req
383. I thought you were my fucking friend.Copy !req
384. Gamby, don't go.Copy !req
385. I didn't think to tell you because...Copy !req
386. because I'm a self-absorbed personCopy !req
387. who doesn't think about other people.Copy !req
388. I've never had to be loyal
to someone before.Copy !req
389. But you're right. You've always
been a man of your word with me.Copy !req
390. And I should have told you that your
pussy was being tampered with, Gamby.Copy !req
391. I should have been more honest with you.Copy !req
392. I'm sorry.Copy !req
393. Damn it.Copy !req
394. Well...Copy !req
395. I appreciate your telling me that.Copy !req
396. The truth is that I haven't
been 100% honest with you, Russell.Copy !req
397. Yesterday, Belinda offered me
to be her second in commandCopy !req
398. with a brand-new title...
Chief Accountability Officer.Copy !req
399. What about me?Copy !req
400. Russell, she's going to fire you.Copy !req
401. What did you tell her?Copy !req
402. I didn't say anything. You know.Copy !req
403. I'll admit, in the
moment, I was definitely tempted.Copy !req
404. Now that I see that our
friendship does mean something to you,Copy !req
405. it's simple. The answer is no.Copy !req
406. Fuck it.Copy !req
407. Gamby, maybe you should
just take her up on it.Copy !req
408. Honestly, I'm... I'm of no use to you.Copy !req
409. We gave it a good run...Copy !req
410. but our mission failed.Copy !req
411. The bitch won, Gamby.Copy !req
412. The bitch hasn't won.Copy !req
413. Not yet.Copy !req
414. Let's finish what we started.Copy !req
415. Wait here.Copy !req
416. - What's up with you?
- What the...?Copy !req
417. Why you creepin'?Copy !req
418. I was trying to be respectful
of the performance.Copy !req
419. Do you want to say something?Copy !req
420. Yeah. I was just gonna...Copy !req
421. talk to you about the offer
that you made me earlier.Copy !req
422. I didn't know if maybe
after this you wanted to goCopy !req
423. and... grab a bite or
something, talk about it?Copy !req
424. - Hmm.
- My treat.Copy !req
425. Well, here we go. To Brown and Gamby,Copy !req
426. partners in leadership.Copy !req
427. It sucks for Mr. Russell, but, oh, well.Copy !req
428. I don't drink.Copy !req
429. Not even on a special occasion?Copy !req
430. They're gone, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
431. Who's gone?Copy !req
432. My babies.Copy !req
433. I was willing to do
whatever it took to beat that man.Copy !req
434. I mean, I moved my boys
away from their homeCopy !req
435. and their school, their friends.Copy !req
436. I even had them living in a hotelCopy !req
437. so he wouldn't have them.Copy !req
438. But now look... They goneCopy !req
439. and I'm all alone.Copy !req
440. And I deserve every bit of it.Copy !req
441. It's okay. Now, come
on. There, there. Shh.Copy !req
442. I'm sorry.Copy !req
443. I'm crying like a baby.Copy !req
444. Maybe I will have that drink.Copy !req
445. I damn sure could use one.Copy !req
446. You know what? Actually,
there is gin in this,Copy !req
447. so maybe I should get you
something else to drink. How about that?Copy !req
448. Oh, no, if it got
gin in it, give it to me.Copy !req
449. - Mmm!
- It's a double, so...Copy !req
450. Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
451. That's gin, all right. Mmm!Copy !req
452. Okay.Copy !req
453. Wow, you're pretty thirsty.Copy !req
454. Ooh... Whoo!Copy !req
455. Sweet baby Jesus.Copy !req
456. That brings back a flood of memories.Copy !req
457. Ooh, Lord! I'm gonna go get a refill.Copy !req
458. - You want some?
- No, no, I'm fine.Copy !req
459. - I don't need anymore.
- Whoo!Copy !req
460. Let me get a shot of Tanqueray.Copy !req
461. All right. Whoo!Copy !req
462. Whoo! Shit!Copy !req
463. Ah! Come on, come on!Copy !req
464. Preachy-ass bartender.Copy !req
465. Punch the smug motherfucker in his face.Copy !req
466. Maybe we should just
slow this down a little bit.Copy !req
467. Big day at work tomorrow,
so don't want to...Copy !req
468. Mmm!Copy !req
469. What are you doing?Copy !req
470. I gotta get up here...Copy !req
471. Give me one of them smokes.Copy !req
472. Little draft there.Copy !req
473. Gamby, did you just touch my ass?Copy !req
474. No, it's just the skirt was hanging...Copy !req
475. Mr. Gamby, I didn't know
you liked coffee in your cream.Copy !req
476. Bet you $20 I could eat
a pool ball like an apple.Copy !req
477. What?Copy !req
478. I'm invincible, bitch!Copy !req
479. Mmm!Copy !req
480. It's okay, it's okay.Copy !req
481. Got my dancin' shoes.Copy !req
482. Damn!Copy !req
483. - Mmm!
- Are you okay?Copy !req
484. It's like Spin magazine... Motherfucker.Copy !req
485. I think we should probably
settle up the tab.Copy !req
486. I think you've had enough tonight.Copy !req
487. No, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.Copy !req
488. When I get back, shit gonna
get real, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
489. Whoo! Goddamn! I got to piss!Copy !req
490. Shit.Copy !req
491. Anything good?Copy !req
492. - Russell, I need your help.
- Why? What's going on?Copy !req
493. We've uncorked a monster, Russell.Copy !req
494. No! What in the hell are you doing?Copy !req
495. I'm trying to suck your dick, faggot!Copy !req
496. - I'm not a faggot!
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
497. We're coming your way, Russell.Copy !req
498. Damn it! Get your hands...Copy !req
499. Get fuckin' hands off of me!Copy !req
500. Fuck you, motherfucker!Copy !req
501. I don't give a damn how big you are!Copy !req
502. - We're going, we're going...
- Fuck you!Copy !req
503. Fuck you, motherfucker!Copy !req
504. Here's your jacket.Copy !req
505. What the fuck you lookin' at?Copy !req
506. She's gotten some bad news today.Copy !req
507. You ain't got to make
no goddamn excuses for me.Copy !req
508. Shit, I don't owe them nothin'!Copy !req
509. What the fuck is going on around here?Copy !req
510. Oh! Whew!Copy !req
511. Goddamn.Copy !req
512. Oh, motherfucker bitch ass.Copy !req
513. - Is that you?
- No, no, it's not me.Copy !req
514. No, I'm a ghost. I'm not here.Copy !req
515. Ooh, I'm not... I'm not even here.Copy !req
516. I want to dance.Copy !req
517. I feel like dancing tonight!Copy !req
518. Come on, y'all! Yeah!Copy !req
519. Let's get this crunk up in here!Copy !req
520. - Get it all up in!
- Yeah!Copy !req
521. Get it all up... Hey, you thirsty, baby?Copy !req
522. - Yeah. Goddamn.
- Here you go.Copy !req
523. OM-fucking-G.Copy !req
524. What the fuck you looking at?Copy !req
525. She is fucking wasted.Copy !req
526. Get the footage.Copy !req
527. This ain't even
Tanqueray, but shit, this'll do it.Copy !req
528. Goddamn!Copy !req
529. Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah!Copy !req
530. Get down. Bounce it, baby.Copy !req
531. What the fuck y'all looking at?Copy !req
532. Keep walkin'! Keep walkin'.Copy !req
533. Is this real? What... is this
a weave or what is this?Copy !req
534. This is a cold-ass weave. Bitch!Copy !req
535. Don't side-eye me.
I will fuck your man.Copy !req
536. She'll fuck his man.Copy !req
537. Let's turn this motherfucker out!Copy !req
538. Don't be scared.Copy !req
539. You like it. I see you.Copy !req
540. She just freaked you. She freaked him.Copy !req
541. I been drinkin'! I been smokin'!Copy !req
542. Yeah, yeah, go down.
Go... go down low. Get low.Copy !req
543. Russell, Russell!
Don't do that. Don't do that.Copy !req
544. Hey, hey, Belinda? Hey, look at this.Copy !req
545. You know what's going on?
What's wrong over here?Copy !req
546. There is something wrong
with this police car, B.Copy !req
547. Oh my God, I don't feel any pee on it.Copy !req
548. - Russell!
- You gotta pee on this.Copy !req
549. - Oh, right.
- Fuck the Po-po.Copy !req
550. Fuck you!Copy !req
551. You motherfuckin' pigs!Copy !req
552. Pee on your motherfuckin' car.Copy !req
553. Right fucking now!Copy !req
554. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
555. You're awesome.Copy !req
556. - Oh, shit.
- Russell, help her. Help her.Copy !req
557. That bitch should not drink gin.Copy !req
558. No shit.Copy !req
559. Ahh!Copy !req
560. - Get your hands off of me!
- No! Stop it!Copy !req
561. You need to take a bath!Copy !req
562. Hello, you've reached Neal Gamby.Copy !req
563. Please leave a message
with your phone number...Copy !req
564. - Goddamn it!
- No!Copy !req
565. Come on!Copy !req
566. Ahh!Copy !req
567. Get the fuck out...Copy !req
568. Take a bath!Copy !req
569. - Get out of here!
- Take a bath!Copy !req
570. Turn the cold water on and go to sleep!Copy !req
571. The fucking... Oh!Copy !req