1. Y'all stop it and get to work.Copy !req
2. I ain't trying to be out here all day.Copy !req
3. Oh shit.Copy !req
4. Ma, how come your panties
ain't burnt up?Copy !req
5. Momma got them flame-retarded drawers.Copy !req
6. All right now! Y'all
know my nerves is bad.Copy !req
7. I'm not in the mood for that.
Now y'all come on now.Copy !req
8. Okay, like... Hey!Copy !req
9. - Jeez.
- You've been living here how long?Copy !req
10. I've been here for about two weeks.Copy !req
11. Can you shed some light on
what might have happened?Copy !req
12. I'm sorry to say, but my gut is
telling me it's arson, Dr. Brown.Copy !req
13. - Arson?
- You know anybodyCopy !req
14. that might want to burn down your house?Copy !req
15. No, not at all. We just moved here.Copy !req
16. That's your job. You tell me.Copy !req
17. It could be anybody.Copy !req
18. Hobo, drunkards,
gutter punks, secret enemy.Copy !req
19. Maybe even a family member
who begrudges you.Copy !req
20. Are those your kids?Copy !req
21. Ohh!Copy !req
22. Would y'all quit all
that racket in there?Copy !req
23. Don't you have homework to do?Copy !req
24. Man, see, this is why I say
we should've never left Philly.Copy !req
25. This place is bumfuck.Copy !req
26. Now, that's enough of this talk, okay?Copy !req
27. This is our home now. Deal with it.Copy !req
28. - People here are corny as fuck.
- Well, you corny.Copy !req
29. Look at you.Copy !req
30. I'm Candyman!Copy !req
31. Uh-uh! Hey! Stop it with them matches!Copy !req
32. Mario, what the hell is wrong with you?Copy !req
33. - Damn it! Break it up!
- You're a bitch!Copy !req
34. Break it up, I said!Copy !req
35. Enough!Copy !req
36. Enough!Copy !req
37. Hurry!Copy !req
38. Go! Move it!Copy !req
39. - What are y'all gawking at?
- Get to class. Get in there.Copy !req
40. - It's not funny. Get inside.
- What is...Copy !req
41. So this is some kind of tradition?Copy !req
42. It happens every year
to kick of Spirit Week.Copy !req
43. Pranks between North Jackson
and Percival are legendary.Copy !req
44. A whole week of this?Copy !req
45. Leading up to homecoming.Copy !req
46. Then they kick our ass
in the game every year.Copy !req
47. Y'all keep moving.
Keep moving. Stop looking.Copy !req
48. Well, not every year.Copy !req
49. We beat 'em once, nine years ago.Copy !req
50. All this means is we just
gotta come back at them even harder.Copy !req
51. Oh, I'm afraid not. We are not
participating in this behavior.Copy !req
52. Well, it's tradition, soCopy !req
53. - you better...
- I'm sorryCopy !req
54. if I do not share your enthusiasmCopy !req
55. with damaging property, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
56. My house burned down.Copy !req
57. This, right here, is
exactly why sports get on my nerves.Copy !req
58. Us and them, winners, losers,Copy !req
59. it divides us in a very unhealthy way.Copy !req
60. - Yes, it does.
- Sports unhealthy?Copy !req
61. Well, you might want to take
that up with the cereal WheatiesCopy !req
62. 'cause I think they would disagree.Copy !req
63. Sounds stupid saying
sports are unhealthy.Copy !req
64. Folks don't want to be seeing
doo-doo on the lawn.Copy !req
65. Clean it up.Copy !req
66. - Are you talk...
- Clean it up!Copy !req
67. Okay.Copy !req
68. Janice Swift. New fish.Copy !req
69. The woman you are replacing
worked here for 30 years.Copy !req
70. Many people loved her, including myself.Copy !req
71. You have very big shoes
to fill. Are you ready?Copy !req
72. Sure. I think so.Copy !req
73. Don't be
braggadocios. It's not attractive.Copy !req
74. Grab that ISS folder and follow me.Copy !req
75. We're on the move!Copy !req
76. Each of you will be required
to wear a safety vestCopy !req
77. while you dispose of the manure.Copy !req
78. Ms. Swift, I expect you
to be able to identifyCopy !req
79. these problem students visually.Copy !req
80. Watch. Jared Ribner, caught
cheating on a math test.Copy !req
81. Four days ISS.Copy !req
82. Timothy Blanchard, called
his teacher a dickhead.Copy !req
83. Seven days ISS.Copy !req
84. And finally, our main attraction,
Mr. Barry Weiss.Copy !req
85. I confiscated a vial of liquid
LSD from his locker.Copy !req
86. Where'd you get the acid, Barry?Copy !req
87. Where's the trips?Copy !req
88. Not mine, and you can't prove it was.Copy !req
89. Have fun cleaning up
Percival's horse shit, you asshole.Copy !req
90. Flag him and let's move.Copy !req
91. Every morning, I come
down here for breakfast.Copy !req
92. I love to get a little something to eat.Copy !req
93. They know what I like. What do I like
to eat for breakfast, you guys?Copy !req
94. Come on, this ain't a trick question.
You guys know what I like.Copy !req
95. Dayshawn, what do I like
to eat for breakfast?Copy !req
96. Chocolate chip pancakes
with whipped cream, extra syrup.Copy !req
97. What? No, I don't like that.Copy !req
98. - Quinoa.
- Quinoa?Copy !req
99. I know you're all about
that game this weekend though.Copy !req
100. - I most certainly am.
- That's what I'm talkin' about.Copy !req
101. And I'll tell you what, I think we got
a good chance of winning this year.Copy !req
102. We are gonna get our ass...
You are dead serious.Copy !req
103. - For real?
- Yes, for real.Copy !req
104. I mean, maybe. I hope so.Copy !req
105. They do make us look like
we suck like shit though.Copy !req
106. - I'm telling you.
- Dayshawn, do not talkCopy !req
107. about sucking shit
in front of Ms. Swift.Copy !req
108. - That is not appropriate.
- I'm sorry, Ms. Swift.Copy !req
109. My name is Dayshawn.Copy !req
110. I like your glasses.Copy !req
111. Do you have boyfriend?Copy !req
112. Do you?Copy !req
113. Hmph. Didn't think so.Copy !req
114. Let's move.Copy !req
115. You want this corn dog?Copy !req
116. No, it's okay.Copy !req
117. I'm gonna give you my corn dog.Copy !req
118. Whoo! Hot milk!Copy !req
119. Looks like somebody caught
a mean case of school spirit.Copy !req
120. Hey, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
121. - What was that?
- Nothin'.Copy !req
122. Just a, uh, off-the-cuff remark
about your school pride.Copy !req
123. I'm not gonna
repeat it word-for-word.Copy !req
124. It just wouldn't be as fresh.Copy !req
125. Okay. That's fine.Copy !req
126. I mean, the gist of it was that, uh...Copy !req
127. it looks like you're really
looking forward to homecoming.Copy !req
128. Oh. Honestly, not at all.Copy !req
129. I got assigned to be faculty advisorCopy !req
130. for the homecoming committee,
but, um, I don't know.Copy !req
131. This whole thing just makes
me feel very uncomfortable.Copy !req
132. Now I know you're fuckin' with me.Copy !req
133. Look at these signs.Copy !req
134. Looks like you've been
working on these all night.Copy !req
135. I just found that in the shed.Copy !req
136. Well, you breathed new life into it.Copy !req
137. Keep up the enthusiasm, Ms. Snodgrass.Copy !req
138. We're sure gonna need it.Copy !req
139. I wish I had a million,
ten thousands of you.Copy !req
140. - Thanks.
- Thank you.Copy !req
141. Get back to work.Copy !req
142. Good work, Taylor! I love these signs!Copy !req
143. - Snodgrass!
- Yeah?Copy !req
144. On your knees!Copy !req
145. To paint the sign, not to do dick sucks.Copy !req
146. Oh, fuck. Shit.Copy !req
147. Shit, shit, shit.Copy !req
148. Someone's been eating strawberries.Copy !req
149. No, no, no.Copy !req
150. Look, look, we... We should talk.Copy !req
151. We should talk. Uh...Copy !req
152. what happened in Charles Towne Landing,Copy !req
153. it was a one-time thing.Copy !req
154. What?Copy !req
155. I literally just got
finished blowing you.Copy !req
156. You haven't told anyone, have you?Copy !req
157. Are you serious right now?
Are you playing with me?Copy !req
158. Bosses and employees
cannot fuck each other.Copy !req
159. That's not what you said
at Charles Towne Landing.Copy !req
160. Your recollection of events
is all over the place, okay?Copy !req
161. You wouldn't want to
be fired for being a liar.Copy !req
162. It's not a lie. You fucked
the shit out of me.Copy !req
163. Well, then for being a whore.Copy !req
164. - Excuse me?
- I'm just sayin'.Copy !req
165. That's how it's gonna look to people.Copy !req
166. Who's gonna gossip?Copy !req
167. - Whoever finds out about...
- I'll fucking kill 'emCopy !req
168. - if they gossip.
- No. See? See?Copy !req
169. There you go.Copy !req
170. Just please don't tell anyone, okay?Copy !req
171. If anybody gossips about my baby,Copy !req
172. - I'll fucking kill 'em.
- No. Uh-uh.Copy !req
173. Uh-uh. No, look, look. Look, look.Copy !req
174. We'll... we'll talk later.Copy !req
175. - I love you.
- What?Copy !req
176. No, no, no. No. No.
Not really. I just...Copy !req
177. I'm not one of those guys
who's afraid to say that.Copy !req
178. Just wait here five minutes
and leave after I leave, okay?Copy !req
179. Okay.Copy !req
180. I love you too.Copy !req
181. All right, boys! Defense above the line!Copy !req
182. God damn. Come on, Coach!Copy !req
183. Get these boys movin'!Copy !req
184. We're gonna get our ass kicked
for homecoming! Again!Copy !req
185. Pay attention to the game!Copy !req
186. They suck.Copy !req
187. Did you see Brown this mornin'?Copy !req
188. Jesus! Put a fork in her. She's done.Copy !req
189. I installed spyware on Cuntress' laptop.Copy !req
190. She's been hittin'
those Linkedln job searchesCopy !req
191. like she eats cheesecake.Copy !req
192. I'll tell you what,
Gamby, we've got this bitchCopy !req
193. exactly where we want her.Copy !req
194. One push and she falls
into the Grand Canyon.Copy !req
195. If she can fit.Copy !req
196. - If she can fit! If she can fit!
- 'Cause she's so bigCopy !req
197. that there's no way sheCopy !req
198. - could probably fit.
- I got it.Copy !req
199. Yeah.Copy !req
200. Wait, is that a permanent marker?Copy !req
201. No, no,Copy !req
202. Russell, you're defacing
the athletic school property.Copy !req
203. I don't give a fuck about athletics.
Don't you see, Gamby?Copy !req
204. This is the perfect smokescreen.Copy !req
205. We can do anything we want to
Brown and blame it on Percival.Copy !req
206. No. I do not like that.Copy !req
207. Oh.Copy !req
208. Now that,Copy !req
209. I can get behind.Copy !req
210. That's the spirit, Gamby.Copy !req
211. Get your asses off the bed
in those wet bathing suits.Copy !req
212. They dry now.Copy !req
213. Oh, I'm about to dry you.Copy !req
214. I just spoke with your headmaster.Copy !req
215. He said y'all been cutting class.Copy !req
216. Dude suck. He's a old gay dude.Copy !req
217. - Yeah, he tried to touch my nipple.
- Enough of this!Copy !req
218. Now, how did you boys get
to be so disrespectful?Copy !req
219. We've been going through a
lot. Our house burned down, Momma.Copy !req
220. Oh, I know it did.Copy !req
221. And they think
somebody did that on purpose,Copy !req
222. and I'm startin' to wonderCopy !req
223. who would want to burn down our house?Copy !req
224. What you sayin', Momma?Copy !req
225. Now, I need y'all to tell me the truth.Copy !req
226. Did you all burn down that houseCopy !req
227. so we'd have to move back to Philly?Copy !req
228. - The fuck?
- Why would beCopy !req
229. burn our own shit, Momma?Copy !req
230. Oh please! I know how you all
used to like to mess with fire.Copy !req
231. Remember that Volkswagen?Copy !req
232. That wasn't fire.Copy !req
233. - Those were bottle bombs.
- Bottle bombs.Copy !req
234. I don't care what it was!Copy !req
235. Now answer me this.Copy !req
236. Did you all skip class on
the day the house burned down?Copy !req
237. Wait, what day was that?Copy !req
238. Tuesday.Copy !req
239. Oh. Yeah, we might've skipped.Copy !req
240. Oh, you think this funny,
huh, little boy?Copy !req
241. We didn't burn nothin'! Damn, Momma!Copy !req
242. Stop bein' a asshole.Copy !req
243. Don't you dare call me no asshole.Copy !req
244. You both are grounded!Copy !req
245. - To the hotel?
- You goddamn right, to the hotel.Copy !req
246. You gonna sit here and think aboutCopy !req
247. your mother being an asshole.Copy !req
248. - Now get into bed. Now!
- But it's only 5:30!Copy !req
249. I don't care what time it is!Copy !req
250. Get your ass into bed!Copy !req
251. Now!Copy !req
252. Smack your lips again. Hear?Copy !req
253. Looks like your intel was fucked up.Copy !req
254. They were supposed to
be here 15 minutes ago.Copy !req
255. They'll be here.Copy !req
256. Hey, I know that we're doing
this to make Belinda look bad,Copy !req
257. but wouldn't it be awesome if we
did some shit to Percival too?Copy !req
258. You know, something
that just got in their heads,Copy !req
259. messed with them,
made them blow this game?Copy !req
260. Who gives a fuck about this game?Copy !req
261. No, no, I know, I know.Copy !req
262. I'm just saying wouldn't it be awesomeCopy !req
263. if we took, like, a shit in
that big fountain of theirs?Copy !req
264. You think that's funny?
Taking a shit in a fountain?Copy !req
265. Well, it could be
effective. You know, if you came thereCopy !req
266. and you saw that someone
had dookied on your stuff,Copy !req
267. it might fuck with your head.Copy !req
268. Fucking gross me out
is what that would do.Copy !req
269. - Excuse me for brainstorming.
- Be quiet. Look.Copy !req
270. Suit up.Copy !req
271. Okay, let's do it!Copy !req
272. Let's go!Copy !req
273. Go, go!Copy !req
274. Who the fuck is Belinda?Copy !req
275. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
276. Keep doing more! More!Copy !req
277. Fuck you, Belinda Brown!Copy !req
278. Jesus Christ, Russell!
Those are our fucking trophies!Copy !req
279. I don't give a fuck!Copy !req
280. Finish it!Copy !req
281. Whoever did this is vile.Copy !req
282. Y'all keep going. Don't gawk!Copy !req
283. Yeah, I gotta agree.Copy !req
284. You know, this is the worst
I've ever seen it.Copy !req
285. Never seen it this bad.Copy !req
286. But why would they single me out?Copy !req
287. Well, maybe it's 'cause
you're a figurehead.Copy !req
288. Or maybe they see a weakness.
I don't know.Copy !req
289. I'll bet that's what it is.Copy !req
290. I bet that they see a weakness.Copy !req
291. They think you're a weak person.Copy !req
292. Is that supposed to be my vagina? Hmm...Copy !req
293. I'm gonna say that's a negative.Copy !req
294. It appears that they're
saying that you are...Copy !req
295. a, uh, a cunt.Copy !req
296. So, I think that's just
a drawing of a cunt,Copy !req
297. not necessarily your cunt.Copy !req
298. I don't think it's yours. It's purple.Copy !req
299. Yeah, so I think you're good
on that not being your cunt.Copy !req
300. Mr. Gamby, get your keys.Copy !req
301. Why? Where are we going?Copy !req
302. We're going to Percival.Copy !req
303. Gamby. I thought I smelled feet.Copy !req
304. What are you doing here?Copy !req
305. - Vice Principal Hernandez.
- Vice Principal Sweed.Copy !req
306. - We're here to see Cavanaugh.
- She's busy.Copy !req
307. Oh, I think she'll see me.Copy !req
308. And me.Copy !req
309. And me too.Copy !req
310. Ooh, oh, oh! Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
311. - I'm sorry.
- It's fine. Come in.Copy !req
312. Ms. Cavanaugh, I am
Dr. Belinda Brown from...Copy !req
313. I know who you are.Copy !req
314. So glad another woman has takenCopy !req
315. an executive position in this district.Copy !req
316. So, what gives me
the pleasure, Dr. Brown?Copy !req
317. Well, truthfully, I am here to speakCopy !req
318. - with you about Spirit Week.
- Mm.Copy !req
319. Ah, I see.Copy !req
320. I have a scheduled engagement
in the gymnasium.Copy !req
321. Do you mind if we do this on the move?Copy !req
322. There has to be adults
in this situation.Copy !req
323. Can't we lead by example?Copy !req
324. I'm just worried about the
message we're sendingCopy !req
325. if we let our students get away
with vile pranks like these.Copy !req
326. It has gotten rather extreme.Copy !req
327. We were hit just this morning.Copy !req
328. Someone defecated in our fountain.Copy !req
329. Oh! Damn, sorry to hear that.Copy !req
330. Must be hittin'
everybody here pretty hard.Copy !req
331. - It's a good prank.
- It's uninspired and base.Copy !req
332. It's sad to think
what sort of child's mindCopy !req
333. - would come up with such a thing.
- Mm.Copy !req
334. Probably a pretty
smart one, I'd imagine.Copy !req
335. So Principal Cavanaugh,
shall we end this rivalry?Copy !req
336. Whoo!Copy !req
337. I can't imagineCopy !req
338. how emotionally unstable
you must feel right now.Copy !req
339. Newly divorced, moving to a new town,Copy !req
340. and your house burns to the ground?Copy !req
341. And your only support is these two?Copy !req
342. Everyone in the district knows
they wanted your job.Copy !req
343. I'm sure they're very supportive.Copy !req
344. Ugh, I feel for you, Belinda,Copy !req
345. but I have a school of my own to runCopy !req
346. and we have a game to win this Friday.Copy !req
347. A game we always win.Copy !req
348. See you there.Copy !req
349. Who are we?Copy !req
350. Rams! Rams!Copy !req
351. Rams! Rams! Rams!Copy !req
352. Rams! Rams! Rams!Copy !req
353. Rams! Rams! Rams!Copy !req
354. Rams! Rams!Copy !req
355. Rams! Rams!Copy !req
356. Rams! Rams!Copy !req
357. Rams! Rams!Copy !req
358. Taylor Watt,Copy !req
359. what percentage done
are these decorations?Copy !req
360. Oh, I think we're almost finished.Copy !req
361. You see, this is why I have to
supervise these goddamn things.Copy !req
362. - What's up, Neil?
- Well, Taylor Watt seems to thinkCopy !req
363. that you guys are pretty much
almost done decorating for the pep rally.Copy !req
364. Yes, finally.Copy !req
365. What do you think?Copy !req
366. No. Don't do trumpets.Copy !req
367. Look, this right here,
this is not enough.Copy !req
368. I've been to Percival.Copy !req
369. I've seen what the Rams are doing,Copy !req
370. and they're fucking crushing us!Copy !req
371. I mean, this banner,Copy !req
372. what... what is it even saying?Copy !req
373. It doesn't even say "Go!"
It says "North Jackson High."Copy !req
374. What... what do you think, we
forgot what high school we go to?Copy !req
375. There... there's no,
nothing about winning,Copy !req
376. nothing about go and kill
those motherfuckers, there's nothing!Copy !req
377. Okay, calm down.Copy !req
378. The girls have been working
very hard on this,Copy !req
379. and it's not like the
decorations are gonna win us the game anyway.Copy !req
380. Please do not
underestimate the decorations, okay?Copy !req
381. We could use all the help we can get.Copy !req
382. I mean, Taylor, you are
a beautiful young lady,Copy !req
383. but what you're working
on here, it's horse shit.Copy !req
384. You might as well just come out
in the middle of the pep rally,Copy !req
385. bend over, and fart.
Okay? Because it's nothing.Copy !req
386. What you've done is a fart in the wind.Copy !req
387. Bleh.Copy !req
388. Come on, you grease monkey! Let's go!Copy !req
389. Hey, Dad. Ray is just
teaching me how to do an oil change.Copy !req
390. Ooh.Copy !req
391. Well, clean up your hands.
Come on, I'm starvin'.Copy !req
392. Gambo!Copy !req
393. - Car is lookin' good.
- Thank you, Ray.Copy !req
394. So you pumped for the big
game tomorrow night?Copy !req
395. Yes. Probably more than you are
'cause I work at the school,Copy !req
396. unlike you, who is
involved for no reason.Copy !req
397. Well, not no reason.Copy !req
398. You know Percival is
my alma mater, right?Copy !req
399. Purple and silver all the way.Copy !req
400. Percival Rams forever!Copy !req
401. - Whoo!
- Jesus, Ray.Copy !req
402. I don't know if you know this or not,Copy !req
403. but the reputation around town isCopy !req
404. that people that go to Percival suck.Copy !req
405. - Percival is gonna win.
- No, they will not.Copy !req
406. - Percival is gonna win.
- Warriors will win.Copy !req
407. - Percival is gonna win.
- Warriors will win.Copy !req
408. Don't talk about stuff
you don't know about.Copy !req
409. I think I know about the
high school football teams, Ray,Copy !req
410. and it's gonna be the Warriors.Copy !req
411. Well, I'll see you tomorrow night, okay?Copy !req
412. Yes, you will.Copy !req
413. And you won't be happy
when we beat your ass!Copy !req
414. Percival!Copy !req
415. There you boys are.Copy !req
416. I thought I told you
all you were grounded.Copy !req
417. You said grounded to the hotel.Copy !req
418. - This is the hotel, right?
- You know I meant the room.Copy !req
419. So, you need to get up there right now.Copy !req
420. - Man, that room stink.
- You know what?Copy !req
421. You'll think about that the next time
you call your mother an asshole.Copy !req
422. Momma, have you been crying?Copy !req
423. What do you care if
an asshole's been crying?Copy !req
424. Look, Momma, we did not
burn down the house.Copy !req
425. Okay? I promise you.Copy !req
426. I know you all didn't
burn down that house.Copy !req
427. I believe you.Copy !req
428. And I know moving here hasn't been easy.Copy !req
429. You guys didn't have
a say in the matter.Copy !req
430. And I just needed to be
some place your dad wasn't.Copy !req
431. I needed a... I needed a fresh start.Copy !req
432. I should've asked you guys how you felt.Copy !req
433. I'm sorry.Copy !req
434. I was wrong.Copy !req
435. It's okay.Copy !req
436. Let's just move back.Copy !req
437. Yeah. It won't be like
a failure or nothing.Copy !req
438. It'll just be like we saying,Copy !req
439. "Nah," and heading on.Copy !req
440. Yeah, Momma. Can we please go home?Copy !req
441. People say we're not very good this yearCopy !req
442. because we only beat Derby High.Copy !req
443. But Derby High was actually pretty good.Copy !req
444. And we're good too.Copy !req
445. And we're gonna be good
in the game against Percival.Copy !req
446. Maybe we'll even beat those guys.Copy !req
447. Whoo.Copy !req
448. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
449. None of these students have
any goddamn school spirit.Copy !req
450. Look at Brown.Copy !req
451. She's all fucked out.Copy !req
452. Game over.Copy !req
453. Game over.Copy !req
454. So thanks for coming out
and showing your school spirit!Copy !req
455. Go Warriors!Copy !req
456. Yeah!Copy !req
457. Oh, this ought to be interesting.Copy !req
458. - Mostly everyone at...
- May I have the floor for a second?Copy !req
459. Thank you.Copy !req
460. All right.Copy !req
461. In the last week, um...Copy !req
462. I lost my house...Copy !req
463. had my car vandalized,Copy !req
464. had disparaging words
graffitied about me.Copy !req
465. And I'm not proud to admitCopy !req
466. that the whole circumstance got me...Copy !req
467. well, acting like an asshole.Copy !req
468. - Is she drunk?
- It's true.Copy !req
469. Who cares?Copy !req
470. I lost my cool several timesCopy !req
471. and I misjudged those
I've come to count on the most.Copy !req
472. See, sometimes, it's easy
to assume the worstCopy !req
473. in people when you think
you know their history.Copy !req
474. But I am standing here
today as living proofCopy !req
475. that we get to rewrite our historyCopy !req
476. every single goddamn day!Copy !req
477. I know you all believeCopy !req
478. that this school has lost
to Percival at homecomingCopy !req
479. every year for the last seven years.Copy !req
480. Nine years!Copy !req
481. - Nine?
- Nine.Copy !req
482. Damn. Okay, okay.Copy !req
483. Still, I know you think
that we're gonna lose tonight.Copy !req
484. Hm? That we're just no damn good!Copy !req
485. Bull!Copy !req
486. I refuse to write that history.Copy !req
487. The history that I write tonight saysCopy !req
488. that we're going to rise upCopy !req
489. and kick some ass!Copy !req
490. Come on!Copy !req
491. Whoo! Let's go blue! Yeah!Copy !req
492. Hell yeah! Go Warriors!Copy !req
493. Damn right, Ron Eggart. I see you!Copy !req
494. And I see you too, Jason Pepper.Copy !req
495. Oh, and I see you, Beth Chapman!Copy !req
496. Fuck me. She learned
their goddamn names.Copy !req
497. I see all of y'all!Copy !req
498. Together,Copy !req
499. we will rewrite this school's history.Copy !req
500. And that history starts today.Copy !req
501. Right goddamn now!Copy !req
502. Whoo!Copy !req
503. Come on, we can do it!Copy !req
504. Let's win this for fucking Dr. Brown!Copy !req
505. Jesus Christ, I did not see this coming.Copy !req
506. That soaring, fucking rhetoric of hers!Copy !req
507. I gotta admit, it was pretty good.Copy !req
508. I could've done without the
profanities of course...Copy !req
509. Do you have any idea what will happenCopy !req
510. if we win this game?Copy !req
511. Everything that we have worked
for will be for nothing.Copy !req
512. Now, we need to make sureCopy !req
513. that Jackson is crushed by Percival.Copy !req
514. - Oh, come on, Russell.
- We don't have a choice.Copy !req
515. Look, this is it.
Everything is on the line.Copy !req
516. If Jackson wins, we lose.Copy !req
517. And if we lose, we win.Copy !req
518. And if we dose them with Barry
Weiss' liquid acid LSD, we win.Copy !req
519. Are you talking about dosing the team?Copy !req
520. - Oh...
- Are you out of your fucking mind?Copy !req
521. We could go to jail forCopy !req
522. - 20 years for that.
- Jesus.Copy !req
523. I'm just jokin', Gamby.Copy !req
524. Everybody always says that about you.Copy !req
525. "Gamby has no idea when I'm jokin'."Copy !req
526. I'll think of somethin'.Copy !req
527. You know, if it's a couple
hits of acid or whatever...Copy !req
528. I mean, not that, but you know.Copy !req
529. No, I can tell that the plan
for you is still to do the acid.Copy !req
530. Look, Russell, we actually have
a chance to beat Percival here.Copy !req
531. Who fuckin' cares, Gamby?
Really, who fuckin' cares?Copy !req
532. Now, you need to just
go home and just relax.Copy !req
533. I'll handle it.Copy !req
534. - No fuckin' acid.
- Hey, Mr. Gamby.Copy !req
535. Hello, Taylor.Copy !req
536. Principal Cavanaugh. How are you?Copy !req
537. I'm fantastic.Copy !req
538. These are my sons Mario and Luke.Copy !req
539. Uh-huh. I see the resemblance.Copy !req
540. And this is Zachary, my in vitro child.Copy !req
541. Hmm, wonderful.Copy !req
542. I just want to thank youCopy !req
543. - for everything.
- Why thank me?Copy !req
544. Well, I took your advice to heart.Copy !req
545. When I left Percival,
I had a clear visionCopy !req
546. - of what it is I need to do.
- Hm?Copy !req
547. I need to fuckin' annihilate
you and your candy-ass school,Copy !req
548. and tonight, I'm gonna bury youCopy !req
549. and those buttoned-up
pancake titties of yoursCopy !req
550. out in the end zone.Copy !req
551. Good luck tonight.Copy !req
552. Enjoy the game.Copy !req
553. Bitch.Copy !req
554. Go Warriors!Copy !req
555. Lee, where the hell are
you? I'm at the stadium.Copy !req
556. Call me. Immediately.Copy !req
557. Warriors' ball...Copy !req
558. Mr. Gamby, you missed it.
We're stomping their asses!Copy !req
559. Dayshawn, get the hell out of my way!Copy !req
560. That's in. First down.Copy !req
561. Lee.Copy !req
562. Lee, stop right there.Copy !req
563. - Don't do this.
- Don't do what?Copy !req
564. The thing that I've
already just done? I just did it.Copy !req
565. Lee, we'll take down Belinda Brown,Copy !req
566. but not at the expense
of North Jackson High.Copy !req
567. Do you hear those people out there?Copy !req
568. They're cheering for our school.Copy !req
569. - We could win this game!
- I told you, Gamby,Copy !req
570. I don't give a fuck about athletics!Copy !req
571. Fuck sports!Copy !req
572. It's not about us.
It's about the school.Copy !req
573. Ah, ah.Copy !req
574. - I command you to let go.
- I command you to let go.Copy !req
575. - Lee, let go.
- Let go.Copy !req
576. - Lee. You let go.
- Let go.Copy !req
577. - Gamby, I'm not letting go.
- Let go.Copy !req
578. - You let go.
- You better let go.Copy !req
579. - I...
- You let go.Copy !req
580. - Gamby, let fucking...
- I command you to let go!Copy !req
581. Don't do it! Don't drink it!Copy !req
582. You fucking idiot!Copy !req
583. This shit gets absorbed
through the skin!Copy !req
584. - Say what?
- Yes!Copy !req
585. What? It... absorbs through the skin?Copy !req
586. It's all over me! It's all over me!Copy !req
587. - What do we do?
- Let's get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
588. Just get out of here! Go!Copy !req
589. Hey, man!Copy !req
590. Boys sure are giving us
a run for our money.Copy !req
591. Whoo! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
592. Neil! We're only one touchdown behind!Copy !req
593. We can do this!Copy !req
594. I love you.Copy !req
595. Thank you, spirit.Copy !req
596. You boys get out of here.Copy !req
597. Now!Copy !req
598. Warriors have the ball
on the 42-yard line.Copy !req
599. 10 seconds left.Copy !req
600. And this play could win
the game for the Warriors.Copy !req
601. We might be witnessing
North Jackson history here, folks.Copy !req
602. Blue 42!Copy !req
603. Hike!Copy !req
604. History has been made with
the Warriors here tonight!Copy !req
605. North Jackson wins.Copy !req
606. We won, Russell.Copy !req
607. We've made her a martyr.Copy !req
608. How long do we have
to stay down here for?Copy !req
609. This is our home now.Copy !req