1. Previously on Velma...Copy !req
2. No!Copy !req
3. My hallucinations
are finally over.Copy !req
4. "Jinkies" is written
in your mother's handwriting.Copy !req
5. She was just here.Copy !req
6. He is the future CEO of
Jones Gentlemen's Accessories!Copy !req
7. Is he, though?Copy !req
8. But I had to find youCopy !req
9. because I still didn't know
if you'd listened to my VMs,Copy !req
10. voice mails,
let alone responded.Copy !req
11. Gigi almost died.Copy !req
12. She was stung by a beeCopy !req
13. and the nurse was
out of adrenaline shots.Copy !req
14. Your mom opened the lab and...Copy !req
15. The ghost
of Dr. Edna PerdueCopy !req
16. has returned
to finish her work!Copy !req
17. So, at long last,
my hallucinations were cured.Copy !req
18. Damn it!Copy !req
19. I was able to completely focus
on finding my momCopy !req
20. and the serial killer
who took her.Copy !req
21. Oh, come on.Copy !req
22. But first I had to figure out
why she'd left behind the word
"jinkies" for me to find.Copy !req
23. Since my mom wrote mysteries,
I started by readingCopy !req
24. all her old manuscripts
looking for the answer.Copy !req
25. But the only thing
I found in them
was a cure for my insomnia.Copy !req
26. So, then I thought it might be
the serial killer's
license plate number,Copy !req
27. Ahhh!Copy !req
28. But it wasn't
his license plate,Copy !req
29. nor was it JiNKiES,
the party clown,Copy !req
30. who'd fallen off the radar
awhile back.Copy !req
31. Jinkies! The clown!Copy !req
32. Velma, I have to talk to you.Copy !req
33. Not now, sorry.Copy !req
34. But wherever I looked,Copy !req
35. it was just dead end
after dead end after dead end.Copy !req
36. Ahhh!Copy !req
37. Oh, God! Sophie! No!Copy !req
38. There's a message
written on the wall,
in her blood.Copy !req
39. Oh, God, if she's dead,
who's gonna clean that up?Copy !req
40. "Aman, will youCopy !req
41. go to the Crystal Cove
Fog Festival with me?"Copy !req
42. Ahhh!Copy !req
43. Demon! Back to hell with you!Copy !req
44. Velma! Stop!
This was a fogposal.Copy !req
45. A fogposal?Copy !req
46. You know, like a promposal,
but for Fog Fest.Copy !req
47. Fog Fest?Copy !req
48. You know, the one night a year
all of Crystal Cove comes outCopy !req
49. to celebrate
its world famous spooky fog.Copy !req
50. And pick a Fog King and Queen.Copy !req
51. Celebrates?Copy !req
52. It's a word meaning...
Are you having a stroke?Copy !req
53. No. I know what fogposals
and Fog Fest are.Copy !req
54. What I don't understand
is how it can
still be happeningCopy !req
55. with a serial killer
on the loose.Copy !req
56. What happened to curfew?
It was working.Copy !req
57. Curfew is over! Because
it's not a serial killer...Copy !req
58. it's the ghost of
Dr. Edna Perdue.Copy !req
59. And curfew can't
stop a ghost, Velma.Copy !req
60. That's just basic physics.Copy !req
61. Blythe went to the press?
But this is crazy.Copy !req
62. People would rather
believe in a ghost,Copy !req
63. than stay inside
for a few nightsCopy !req
64. just so they can party?Copy !req
65. - Ahhh!
- What's that?Copy !req
66. Look, you're not
the only one worried
about curfew ending, Velma.Copy !req
67. Which is why no girl
will be admitted to Fog Fest
without a date to protect them.Copy !req
68. Smart, right?Copy !req
69. Wait, girls have to
have a date? Great.Copy !req
70. So Fog Fest is
not only dangerous,
it's sexist, too.Copy !req
71. Okay, well, at least
I know the police
aren't buying this ghost crap.Copy !req
72. Attention!Copy !req
73. All of you wondering
why the police have not yet
caught the serial killer,Copy !req
74. it's because it's a ghost and
not because we're incompetent.Copy !req
75. Now let's get ready to party!Copy !req
76. But most of all,Copy !req
77. I owe the honor
of winning Fog King
to my Fog Queen...Copy !req
78. Velma Dinkley.Copy !req
79. Velma?Copy !req
80. Is that a joke, Fred?Copy !req
81. Or are you being serious?Copy !req
82. Or is it that
cable comedy thing
where it's both?Copy !req
83. No, I'm serious.Copy !req
84. A girl-killing ghost
is living in our basement.Copy !req
85. In the grand scheme
of things, who cares
if I'm attracted to a nerd?Copy !req
86. Fred, we have no issue with you
liking an intelligent woman.Copy !req
87. Our problem is
you're going to take overCopy !req
88. Jones Gentlemen's Accessories someday,Copy !req
89. and yet you seem
to barely grasp
what it is we sell.Copy !req
90. Not true.
We sell ascots, cufflinks,
and for the ladies,Copy !req
91. bags that make
other ladies feel poor.Copy !req
92. No, Fred, we sell the best.Copy !req
93. And Jones
Gentlemen's Accessories
is sponsoring Fog Fest.Copy !req
94. So, if you can't prove
you're the bestCopy !req
95. by being named Fog King,
how does that make us look?Copy !req
96. Like assholes, Fred.Copy !req
97. Like assholes.Copy !req
98. You can't win with Velma.Copy !req
99. So, either you find a way
to come home with
that Fog King crown,Copy !req
100. or do not come home at all!Copy !req
101. Gigi, come on.Copy !req
102. Norville was a bad boyfriend.Copy !req
103. He ignored you
when you almost died
from a bee sting.Copy !req
104. And his grandmother
is 100% a ghostCopy !req
105. who's killing our friends.Copy !req
106. I know, but I still wanted him
to ask me to Fog Fest.Copy !req
107. Guys, it's a serial killer,
not a ghost.Copy !req
108. - Norville?
- Gigi, ghosts are scary,Copy !req
109. but nothing's scarier
than a world where
we're not together.Copy !req
110. Will you go to
Fog Fest with me?Copy !req
111. - What?
- Mmm.Copy !req
112. I'll have to think about it.Copy !req
113. But if I say yes and
the ghost of your grandma
steals my brain,Copy !req
114. that's it, we are through.Copy !req
115. I understand...Copy !req
116. boo. Get it?Copy !req
117. No.Copy !req
118. But that's what
I love about you.Copy !req
119. Oh, who am I kidding?Copy !req
120. Of course I'll go
to Fog Fest with you.Copy !req
121. - Norville!
- Oh, my...Copy !req
122. You're going to Fog Fest?Copy !req
123. You can't actually
believe this ghost BS
about your grandma, too.Copy !req
124. You're a man of reason.Copy !req
125. You talked me out of
my flat earth phase.Copy !req
126. Of course, I don't
believe in ghosts, Velma.Copy !req
127. But I really
hurt Gigi's feelings
by ignoring her calls,Copy !req
128. and I will do anything
to make it right.Copy !req
129. So, I need Fog Fest to happen.Copy !req
130. And honestly, I think
you need Fog Fest, too.Copy !req
131. What? No, I don't.Copy !req
132. My anger is rooted solely
in this town's
selfish desire to partyCopy !req
133. instead of stay inside
and stop a serial killer.Copy !req
134. Velma, come on.Copy !req
135. No one loves celebrating
all the crazy stuff
that happens in our fogCopy !req
136. more than you.Copy !req
137. From entering the fog
in one placeCopy !req
138. and coming out another...Copy !req
139. to thinking
you see a monster in the fog...Copy !req
140. Ahhh!Copy !req
141. only to realize
it's just someone you know,
holding something weird.Copy !req
142. You even like
how things can somehowCopy !req
143. farcically switch places
in the fog.Copy !req
144. You've been working
on that "jinkies" clue
for days.Copy !req
145. The best thing you can do
is let off some steam.Copy !req
146. And what is steam,Copy !req
147. if not hot fog?Copy !req
148. I don't know.
Maybe you're right.Copy !req
149. But girls have to
have a date to go.Copy !req
150. And my bottom of the barrel
kill myself desperation date
is taken.Copy !req
151. Oh, I'm honored
you'd think of me,Copy !req
152. but why not just ask
who you always used to go with?Copy !req
153. Hmm.Copy !req
154. Hey, Daphne, can you believe
all this dumb ghost stuff?Copy !req
155. Oh, God,
it's another ghost!Copy !req
156. The ghost of Velma.Copy !req
157. Someone make it disappear
by trying to talk to it.Copy !req
158. Yeah, yeah,
I know I've been MIA,
but what—Copy !req
159. Ow!Copy !req
160. - What the hell, Fred?
- Go to Fog Fest with me.Copy !req
161. Please.Copy !req
162. Stop throwing money
at my face.Copy !req
163. You're supposed to scare me,
not hurt me.Copy !req
164. No, Daphne.
Fred's really asking me,Copy !req
165. and I'm supposed to be scaredCopy !req
166. he's back into basic hot girls
who work out and
wear non candy jewelry.Copy !req
167. Oh, if only that were true,
my buttery little beach ball.Copy !req
168. - But I am asking Daphne.
- Huh?Copy !req
169. I have to be Fog King.Copy !req
170. Excuse me?Copy !req
171. Ah!Copy !req
172. Wait, you said Fog King,
not f...Copy !req
173. In that case, I will happily
go with you, Fred.Copy !req
174. - Yes!
- But, Daphne!Copy !req
175. Are Fred and Daphne
are back together?Copy !req
176. What does "jinkies" mean?Copy !req
177. Well,Copy !req
178. - we're off to Fog Fest.
- Have fun.Copy !req
179. I'll just be here, alone,
catching the serial killer.Copy !req
180. It's a ghost.Copy !req
181. You know what?
I'm not gonna let you
ruin my fun.Copy !req
182. Daphne. Daphne!Copy !req
183. I see you ignoring me.Copy !req
184. Yeah,
what's that like?Copy !req
185. Wait, and now you're drinking?Copy !req
186. That's uncharacteristic.
What's going on?Copy !req
187. Ahhh!Copy !req
188. Wait.Copy !req
189. I forgot I also used
my mom's terrible manuscripts
to kill spiders.Copy !req
190. Detective Diya Jinkies
held the noteCopy !req
191. in front of a candle flame,
and a secret message appeared.Copy !req
192. "I ache for you,
Detective Jinkies.Copy !req
193. Love, Santa Claus."Copy !req
194. Mom, gross!
Wait, that's it.Copy !req
195. A phone number.Copy !req
196. Hello?Copy !req
197. Is this
the serial killer?Copy !req
198. You better not make a skin suit
out of my momCopy !req
199. just because brown don't crack.Copy !req
200. Damn it, he hung up.Copy !req
201. Okay, Velma, what did you hear?Copy !req
202. There was a crowd,
a roller coaster,Copy !req
203. and a foghorn.Copy !req
204. Oh, my God,
the serial killer
is at Fog Fest.Copy !req
205. - My queen.
- Aw.Copy !req
206. Okay, girls can't go
to Fog Fest without a date,Copy !req
207. so our only hope
of getting in, is makeup.Copy !req
208. Like a lot. Like, I'm talkingCopy !req
209. 40-year-old actress
had an audition.Copy !req
210. Single guy, you can enter.
Woman with a date,
you can enter.Copy !req
211. Next!Copy !req
212. Evening, officers.Copy !req
213. My name is Manny.Copy !req
214. And as you can tell
by my mustache,
I am a male human,Copy !req
215. and not at all related
to Velma Dinkley.Copy !req
216. Okay, sir, I don't need you
mansplaining who you are to me.Copy !req
217. There's something
funny about you.Copy !req
218. Not LOL funny,Copy !req
219. but more thoughtful
and well observed,Copy !req
220. like a female driven comedy.Copy !req
221. Uh, are you suggesting
I am a woman
dressed as a man?Copy !req
222. Because if you are...Copy !req
223. - Nut tap!
- Ahhh!Copy !req
224. Very good.Copy !req
225. Only a true man would know
the joy and camaraderieCopy !req
226. found in
the surprise tapping...Copy !req
227. of another
man's testicles. Ahhh!Copy !req
228. And now, to find
the serial killer.Copy !req
229. - Nut tap!
- Ahhh!Copy !req
230. That is assault.Copy !req
231. Where is he?
Where is he?Copy !req
232. Where is the serial killer?Copy !req
233. Ring. Ring.Copy !req
234. There he is!Copy !req
235. Wait. Why aren't we
dropping and puking?Copy !req
236. I see the serial killer!Copy !req
237. It's a ghost, you idiot!Copy !req
238. Also, sorry, my guy.Copy !req
239. But I paid the carny
to keep us up here for a bit.Copy !req
240. No, I have to get down now.
He's getting away.Copy !req
241. Norville, what's going on?Copy !req
242. Gigi, I have something
very important to ask you.Copy !req
243. I told you no,
I'm not wearing elf ears
when we make out.Copy !req
244. Uh, no. Look, I am so sorryCopy !req
245. I ignored your calls,
when you almost died
from a bee sting.Copy !req
246. I know how belittling it feels
to be sent to voicemail
by someone you like.Copy !req
247. I'm talking about Velma.Copy !req
248. - I used to really like her.
- I know.Copy !req
249. Well, you deserve
better than that.Copy !req
250. So, I am here tonight to ask...Copy !req
251. Gigi, will you be my Fog Queen?Copy !req
252. No, I can't die! Sophie's gonna
put a treadmill in my room!Copy !req
253. Hey, guys, I'm Fred Jones.Copy !req
254. Vote for me for Fog King,Copy !req
255. or I will make it
my life's work to destroy you.Copy !req
256. What?Copy !req
257. Norville?Copy !req
258. Where'd the serial killer go?Copy !req
259. Mmm.Copy !req
260. Who is that tasty snack?Copy !req
261. Well, at least
I seem to haveCopy !req
262. scared the serial killer
away from Fog Fest.Copy !req
263. Stop staring.Copy !req
264. I know I'm eating
like a cavemanCopy !req
265. in a natural history diorama,
but I'm having a bad night.Copy !req
266. We're not disgusted.Copy !req
267. We're impressed.Copy !req
268. Can you teach me how to
unhinge my jaw like that?Copy !req
269. I wanna join a sorority.Copy !req
270. Impressed? But that's
such a double standard.Copy !req
271. Every day at lunch,
you're like, "Hey,
mayonnaise isn't soup."Copy !req
272. We've never met before,
but I'm Olive.Copy !req
273. As in O-live-to party.Copy !req
274. Cool.Copy !req
275. Well, I gotta squirt.Copy !req
276. Oh, my God,
and you're hilarious.Copy !req
277. Norville, what the hell
is this?Copy !req
278. You really think you can
beat me for Fog King?Copy !req
279. Yes, I do.Copy !req
280. You're gonna be
a big Fog King loser.Copy !req
281. Guys, guys.Copy !req
282. Since we're already
on the dance floor,Copy !req
283. how about we settle this
the old-fashioned way?Copy !req
284. Dance-off!Copy !req
285. Ugh, those feel played out.Copy !req
286. I was thinking a fight-off.Copy !req
287. It's like a dance-off,
but with fists.Copy !req
288. Oh, uh, I don't think that—Copy !req
289. Norville, please!Copy !req
290. Being Fog Queen
isn't that important to me.Copy !req
291. Gigi, stop!Copy !req
292. You're only saying that
because you're so damagedCopy !req
293. by being sent to voicemail
by Velma, I mean me,Copy !req
294. that you don't think
you deserve a crown.Copy !req
295. But I... I mean you
do deserve a crown.Copy !req
296. Ugh.Copy !req
297. Oh, my God, that was amazing.Copy !req
298. Guys put zero pressure on you
to wash your hands.Copy !req
299. Even though I didn't
catch the serial killer,Copy !req
300. at least tonight's
not a total loss.Copy !req
301. Ahhh!Copy !req
302. Who are you?Copy !req
303. Uh, Manny, the man, Jonas.Copy !req
304. You remind me
of my friend, Velma.Copy !req
305. Wait, so we are still friends?Copy !req
306. - What?
- Uh, nothing.Copy !req
307. Well, I like this song,Copy !req
308. and my date is rolling around
on the ground with another guy.Copy !req
309. Care to dance,
mysterious Manny?Copy !req
310. Oh, I'm a terrible dancer.Copy !req
311. My body is really only built
to ram things.Copy !req
312. Don't care,
we're dancing.Copy !req
313. Ahhh!Copy !req
314. Oh, my God, Manny.
It's so cuteCopy !req
315. when guys pretend
dancing is lame
and half-ass it.Copy !req
316. You don't find it annoying?Copy !req
317. You've clearly studied dance
for years,Copy !req
318. and yet any bozo can
take over a dance floor
just by doing the worm.Copy !req
319. What's that? You're gonna
do the worm?Copy !req
320. Hell, yes, you are!Copy !req
321. No, I'm not doing the worm.Copy !req
322. I'm not even allowed to do it
without a note from my doctor.Copy !req
323. Worm! Worm!Copy !req
324. Yes, finally!Copy !req
325. Wait a second.
As a guy, everyone thinksCopy !req
326. my worst qualities as a girl
are awesome.Copy !req
327. - Nut tap!
- Ahhh!Copy !req
328. We're impressed.Copy !req
329. Ah! Yeah!Copy !req
330. That's it! I know how
to convince everyoneCopy !req
331. there's still a serial killer
on the loose.Copy !req
332. Everyone.Copy !req
333. I have something to say.Copy !req
334. And as a man
speaking authoritatively,Copy !req
335. you're going to listen to me
and you're going
to believe me.Copy !req
336. Ghosts are not real.Copy !req
337. Look, I know that as Americans,
we wanna party.Copy !req
338. But curfew cannot end
because the serial killer
is still on the loose.Copy !req
339. That's what
my daughter's been saying.Copy !req
340. But for some reason
I believe it more from you.Copy !req
341. We all do.Copy !req
342. Okay, well,
we're safe for tonightCopy !req
343. because I scared
the serial killer off.Copy !req
344. But tomorrow, curfew's back on,
okay? What do you say?Copy !req
345. What do we say?Copy !req
346. We say, Manny for Fog King!Copy !req
347. Manny for Fog King!Copy !req
348. Wait, really?Copy !req
349. What?Copy !req
350. Okay, this is bad,
but we can still win.Copy !req
351. Gigi, do you trust me?Copy !req
352. - No, not at all.
- And why would you?Copy !req
353. I wrapped your self-worth
up in a crown
and failed to deliver it.Copy !req
354. Fortunately, I have a plan.Copy !req
355. If you fall off the pier
and I rescue you...Copy !req
356. Holy crap!Copy !req
357. No wonder men are so desperate
to hold onto their power.Copy !req
358. This is the easiest shit ever.Copy !req
359. As a guy, I can do anything.Copy !req
360. So I say, "Lady, I'll give you
the parking spot
when you stop being a bitch."Copy !req
361. Manny! Manny!Copy !req
362. - Oh, yeah!
- Manny! Manny!Copy !req
363. No crown, no home!Copy !req
364. What? Can I at least
get my jade rollerCopy !req
365. and $10,000 for emergencies?Copy !req
366. Ahhh!Copy !req
367. - Manny!
- Manny for King of the world!Copy !req
368. I bet you'd be great
at Fog King.Copy !req
369. Hey, so I should probably go
before this goes too farce...Copy !req
370. Uh, far, I mean.Copy !req
371. Whoa, hey. You're, like,Copy !req
372. drunker than a cool babysitter.
You okay?Copy !req
373. Honestly? No, Manny.Copy !req
374. I'm drinking because I've had
a terrible couple of weeks.Copy !req
375. I know we just met.
But can you keep a secret?Copy !req
376. Uh, am I a woman
just pretending to be a man?Copy !req
377. I mean, yes.Copy !req
378. Okay, so I'm adopted.Copy !req
379. And I located my birth parents.Copy !req
380. But they turned out
to be criminals!Copy !req
381. Criminals! Oh, my God.Copy !req
382. Why wouldn't you tell Velma?Copy !req
383. That, uh, super cool
and attentive bestie
you mentioned?Copy !req
384. I've tried.Copy !req
385. But unless you're helping her
find her dumb mom,Copy !req
386. she has no time for you.Copy !req
387. Okay, well, a missing mom
is pretty big.Copy !req
388. My criminal parents
also abandoned me!Copy !req
389. Like I was a puppy
after quarantine.Copy !req
390. Oh, that's awful.Copy !req
391. I'm sorry.Copy !req
392. But is that bigger than...
No, no, you're right.Copy !req
393. A good friend would have
been there for you,Copy !req
394. even if your thing
wasn't worse than her thing.Copy !req
395. Still, this Velma
kind of sucks.Copy !req
396. Thank you, Manny.Copy !req
397. I can't believe I told you,Copy !req
398. but I feel like we have
this crazy connection.Copy !req
399. Do you feel it, too?Copy !req
400. I, uh, do.Copy !req
401. But look, I really need
to tell you something.Copy !req
402. I'd be super psyched
to kiss you right now.Copy !req
403. I bet you would, Velma.Copy !req
404. Ow!Copy !req
405. That's my
actual mustache, Fred.
I just didn't shave it.Copy !req
406. - Velma?
- Uh, no?Copy !req
407. Uh, yes!Copy !req
408. I've dreamt of those
calloused longshoremen's hands
touching my face for weeks.Copy !req
409. So as soon as she slapped me,
I knew.Copy !req
410. I'm so sorry, Daphne.Copy !req
411. Ugh, I'd punch you,
if men didn't sexualize
women fighting.Copy !req
412. Baby, come on.
You're acting hysterical.Copy !req
413. Damn it!Copy !req
414. Okay. And now to officiallyCopy !req
415. announce this year's Fog King.
You all know who it is.Copy !req
416. Wait! Mother! Everyone.Copy !req
417. I just learned that Manny
is actually Velma DinkleyCopy !req
418. in disguise, and...
to be Fog King.Copy !req
419. - Oh, my God!
- What?Copy !req
420. Hold on. Hold on a second.Copy !req
421. If Manny's a female interloper,Copy !req
422. is or is not the serial killer
a ghost?Copy !req
423. Look, if we're being honest,
just like everything else
these days,Copy !req
424. the serial killer is whatever
you need it to be
to feel your best.Copy !req
425. And speaking of your best,
who wants to make me Fog King?Copy !req
426. We all would, Fred!Copy !req
427. Yes!Copy !req
428. If we hadn't just
given it to Norville.Copy !req
429. He rescued a girl
who fell off the pier.Copy !req
430. I was pushed!Copy !req
431. Thank you.Copy !req
432. First and foremost,
I need to say, "You're welcome"Copy !req
433. to my deserving
Fog Queen, Gigi.Copy !req
434. I knew this crown
would restore your self-worth.Copy !req
435. Gigi, are you out there?Copy !req
436. Gigi?Copy !req
437. Gigi?Copy !req
438. Ahhh!Copy !req
439. Daphne, I'm sorry.
I wanted to tell you
I was Manny,Copy !req
440. but as a guy, there's so
little consequence
for your actions.Copy !req
441. I was, like, "I'd be an idiot
not to at least
try and go for it."Copy !req
442. Ba-ba-booey!Copy !req
443. You know, the sad thing is,
I'm not even mad at you.Copy !req
444. I'm mad at myself
for letting you findCopy !req
445. yet another way
to disappoint me.Copy !req
446. I know, and I'm mad at myselfCopy !req
447. for being selfish
and a bad friend,Copy !req
448. who only makes time for people
who can help me find my mom.Copy !req
449. Maybe we should both be guysCopy !req
450. and just stop caring
about feeling so much.Copy !req
451. If you were a guy,
you'd die of gonorrhea
within the year.Copy !req
452. Yeah, but what a year.Copy !req
453. Anyway, I didn't mean
to blow you off.Copy !req
454. I just feel guilty
ever doing anything
other than looking for my mom.Copy !req
455. Can you forgive me?Copy !req
456. Hmm.Copy !req
457. Watch out!Copy !req
458. Gigi! Where are you?Copy !req
459. The king and queen are supposed
to tastefully grind
on the dance floor now.Copy !req
460. That belongs to me.Copy !req
461. It belongs to the people.Copy !req
462. We are a constitutional
fog-archy, damn it!Copy !req
463. Ahhh!Copy !req
464. Huh?Copy !req
465. A churro? Ha!Copy !req
466. Huh?Copy !req
467. Hmm.Copy !req
468. Ah!Copy !req
469. Whoa!Copy !req
470. Norville, stop!Copy !req
471. Going through doors like this
isn't physically possible.Copy !req
472. Oh, God, you're right!Copy !req
473. My entire perception
of reality is crumbling.Copy !req
474. Wait, no, it's just a ride.Copy !req
475. Oh,
Now come back here!Copy !req
476. Velma, look. An old-timey
photo booth.Copy !req
477. We can disguise ourselves.Copy !req
478. Daphne, that's stupid.Copy !req
479. It will take at least
five minutes to change.Copy !req
480. Who would ever stop
to put on a costume
in the middle of a chase?Copy !req
481. Shoot. The serial killer
disappeared in the fog.Copy !req
482. Yeah, but by fog rules,
he still has to be nearby.Copy !req
483. Wait, Fred has his phone?Copy !req
484. Okay? For the last time.
Are you, or are you not,
the serial killer?Copy !req
485. I'm not. This dumb thingCopy !req
486. must have gotten swapped
with my crown in the fog.
So, like,Copy !req
487. I know it's bad
he killed a bunch of girls,Copy !req
488. but if I don't find the crown
right now,Copy !req
489. I'm gonna have to spend
the night in my limo.Copy !req
490. Also, come to think of it,
has anyone seen Gigi?Copy !req
491. I'm worried
the serial killer got her.Copy !req
492. Oh, no!Copy !req
493. Wait, no. There she is,
by the exit.Copy !req
494. Gigi? Wait.Copy !req
495. Are you a man who's
been disguised as a woman
this whole time?Copy !req
496. A Gi-Joe?Copy !req
497. No. I switched clothesCopy !req
498. with a dumb carriage driver
in the dumb fog.Copy !req
499. Not that you care.Copy !req
500. Not that I care?Copy !req
501. Are you upset? How?
You won Fog Queen.Copy !req
502. You showed the world
you don't deserve to be
ignored by people you like.Copy !req
503. You ignored me all night
trying to win
those Fog King crowns.Copy !req
504. Oh, my God, you're right.Copy !req
505. I'm a monster.Copy !req
506. No, you're not.Copy !req
507. You're weird, sure,
but you're also
sweet and amazing,Copy !req
508. and deserve to be treated well.Copy !req
509. Anyone who makes
you feel like you need
a crown to prove that,Copy !req
510. is the monster, Norville.Copy !req
511. Wait, me? Why are we
talking about me?Copy !req
512. This whole thing was only ever
about you and your emotions.Copy !req
513. Yeah, okay,
my King.Copy !req
514. A crown! Oh, I can go home.Copy !req
515. Who's pathetic now, Father?Copy !req
516. Well, I wasn't able
to convince the townCopy !req
517. to keep a curfew
to protect them
from the serial killer.Copy !req
518. But it won't matter.Copy !req
519. Now that you have
the serial killer's cellphone,Copy !req
520. I know you're gonna catch him
and find your mom.Copy !req
521. And after that, I will focus
on only things
that you wanna do.Copy !req
522. Like complaining
about girls I thought
you were friends with.Copy !req
523. I'd like that, thanks.Copy !req
524. Oh! Damn, girl.Copy !req
525. How'd you get all that ass
in those little slacks?Copy !req
526. Ahhh!Copy !req