1. Previously on Velma.Copy !req
2. Guilty.Copy !req
3. Based on what?Copy !req
4. I'm saving money
to hire a private investigatorCopy !req
5. to find my biological family.Copy !req
6. Norville, guess what
Daphne gave me?Copy !req
7. Uh, is it mononucleosis?Copy !req
8. Because I saw you two
kiss last night.Copy !req
9. Honestly, I think
what I really need is a friend.Copy !req
10. Me too.Copy !req
11. But also maybe
a friend who found who—Copy !req
12. No.Copy !req
13. Let's just keep it simple
and try and be friends again.Copy !req
14. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
15. Now, this may be hard
to believe,Copy !req
16. but I was never that popular.Copy !req
17. I just never seemed
to really fit inCopy !req
18. with the other girls.Copy !req
19. Ugh, weirdo.Copy !req
20. Which was fine.Copy !req
21. I always took pride
in not fitting the mold.Copy !req
22. Oh God!Copy !req
23. And while you'd think a brush
with a serial killerCopy !req
24. might have brought us
all together...Copy !req
25. Well, it's official.Copy !req
26. Two weeks
without a murder, y'all.Copy !req
27. you'd have thought wrong.Copy !req
28. Oops.Copy !req
29. Ugh. I hate hot girls.Copy !req
30. Except Daphne.Copy !req
31. Help! Help!Copy !req
32. I just found another
dead girl killedCopy !req
33. in exactly the same way
as the others.Copy !req
34. Well, great.Copy !req
35. A $10,000 banner
down the drain.Copy !req
36. Another dead girl?Copy !req
37. So I got good newsCopy !req
38. and I got bad news.Copy !req
39. The good news,
as this new girl was murderedCopy !req
40. while Fred Jones
was in jail,Copy !req
41. Fred is exoneratedCopy !req
42. and going free.Copy !req
43. But we just turned his room
into an ice skating rink.Copy !req
44. Now for the bad news.Copy !req
45. The real murderer
is still on the loose.Copy !req
46. Now, are there
any more questions?Copy !req
47. Yeah, I have one.Copy !req
48. How come no one
ever cared this much
about my missing mom?Copy !req
49. All right! Quiet!Copy !req
50. Now, there's a good reasonCopy !req
51. we're taking this case
more seriouslyCopy !req
52. than the "missing mother"Copy !req
53. of a mouthy girl.Copy !req
54. We've had a breakthrough.Copy !req
55. Now, after careful reviewCopy !req
56. of all the evidence,Copy !req
57. we have found a pattern.Copy !req
58. Interesting.Copy !req
59. Each of the victims is hot.Copy !req
60. Oh my God! We're hot.Copy !req
61. Hold on!Copy !req
62. Are you telling usCopy !req
63. life is now even harder
for beautiful girls?Copy !req
64. Gigi and her friends
already spent half their daysCopy !req
65. responding to compliments.Copy !req
66. Thank you, Dad.
That's so nice.Copy !req
67. Tragically, yes.Copy !req
68. Our hot little baby.Copy !req
69. Now, we don't have the money
to protect every student.Copy !req
70. So instead we've decided
to rank the five hottest girlsCopy !req
71. at Crystal Cove High School,Copy !req
72. and give them each
a personal police detail.Copy !req
73. Fun, right?Copy !req
74. Yeah. We're calling itCopy !req
75. the Crystal Cove
Hope Initiative.Copy !req
76. Yeah, acronyms.Copy !req
77. Wait. So a couple of
middle aged white dudesCopy !req
78. are gonna decide
which of us are hottest?Copy !req
79. Okay. Well,
if you have
a better ideaCopy !req
80. of how to make the list
maybe you should do it, Velma.Copy !req
81. You want me to make the list?Copy !req
82. I'd rather die.Copy !req
83. Velma, please.Copy !req
84. That's a very insensitive
thing to say.Copy !req
85. I mean, especially
from a studentCopy !req
86. who is in no danger
from a hot girl murderer.Copy !req
87. Also, if you don't do it,
a bunch of other girlsCopy !req
88. will be murdered,
of course,Copy !req
89. and with them,Copy !req
90. Crystal Cove's
tourism based economy.Copy !req
91. Not the economy!Copy !req
92. Fine. Though don't forget
that ranking hot girlsCopy !req
93. is exactly how the Trojan War
and Facebook started.Copy !req
94. Velma, wait up.Copy !req
95. On behalf
of hot girls everywhere,Copy !req
96. thank you for agreeing
to make that list.Copy !req
97. Friends, Velma.Copy !req
98. We both just need
to be friends right now.Copy !req
99. Especially
because I finally
have enough moneyCopy !req
100. to hire a detective
to find my birth parents.Copy !req
101. Uh, hello. I'm a detective.Copy !req
102. Velma, you already have
too much on your plate.Copy !req
103. And our relationship
is complicated enough as it is.Copy !req
104. Is it though?Copy !req
105. Maybe we should
hug again to see.Copy !req
106. No, you're right.Copy !req
107. But if you want to help,
take something off my plate,Copy !req
108. make this hot girl list for me.Copy !req
109. Uh, you mean the list
of which of my friends
might get to live?Copy !req
110. No thanks. One,
I hate making lists,Copy !req
111. and two...
Oh, no, this is a list.Copy !req
112. But I can't do it.Copy !req
113. Next to you,
every other girl looks like
a potato in a dress to me.Copy !req
114. Aw.Copy !req
115. You guys talking
about the hot girl list?Copy !req
116. Be careful, 'cause us bitches
will do anything
to get on it.Copy !req
117. Anything.Copy !req
118. Have fun with this. Bye.Copy !req
119. Pick me, Velma.Copy !req
120. Hey, Velma.
You need to finish that list.Copy !req
121. It's bad enough
girls might die,Copy !req
122. but now
my trumpet is dented.Copy !req
123. I'm trying. This is the first
chance I've had to focus.Copy !req
124. Thank God, hot girls
would rather be murderedCopy !req
125. than enter the band room.Copy !req
126. And the hot girls
are distractingCopy !req
127. because you recently came outCopy !req
128. and get too turned on to focus.Copy !req
129. - Got it, copy.
- Norville,Copy !req
130. I didn't come out, I told you.Copy !req
131. I like Daphne
but also find Fred attractive.Copy !req
132. He has this deep,
inexplicable magnetism.Copy !req
133. That's called being rich,
but go on.Copy !req
134. But Daphne,
our personalities just click.Copy !req
135. I can't explain it.Copy !req
136. Mmm, I see.Copy !req
137. But if you had to explain it,
so I... I mean, someoneCopy !req
138. could possibly study
Daphne's personality
and emulate it,Copy !req
139. so you liked him
instead of her.Copy !req
140. Ugh. This is exactly
the problem with this list.Copy !req
141. Men make everything about them
and what they want.Copy !req
142. Not me. I'm an ally.Copy !req
143. Now get back to my question.Copy !req
144. Our whole lives,
girls are told by guysCopy !req
145. there's a right way to be hot,
and I'm not it.Copy !req
146. Guys even teach us
to be ashamed
of our own bodies.Copy !req
147. Every little kid knows
how to draw a penis,Copy !req
148. but make a little kid
draw a vagina,Copy !req
149. and what happens?Copy !req
150. - You go to jail?
- Exactly.Copy !req
151. But now, because of this list,Copy !req
152. I have to validate
everything I hateCopy !req
153. about men's ideas of
beauty normsCopy !req
154. or girls will die.Copy !req
155. And one of them
might be Daphne.Copy !req
156. Imagine all the things
you'd miss about
her personality.Copy !req
157. In this form,
out loud, and go.Copy !req
158. Okay, look, I know
my hottest list won't help you.Copy !req
159. But if you can manageCopy !req
160. to not get too horned up
from his magnetism,Copy !req
161. we do know a guy
who might be able to help.Copy !req
162. Mmm.Copy !req
163. Mom, stop.Copy !req
164. Not in front of my gang.Copy !req
165. Hey, Fred.Copy !req
166. Wow! You look good after jail.Copy !req
167. And you're way less
stabbed to death
than I expected.Copy !req
168. Uh, thanks.
You look—Copy !req
169. Why am I here?Copy !req
170. I need your help
ranking the five hottest girlsCopy !req
171. at Crystal Cove High.Copy !req
172. Yeah, I don't know.Copy !req
173. I did that for
the science fair last yearCopy !req
174. and got suspended.Copy !req
175. Your entry was called,
"From Freud to Jung:
An exploration in horniness."Copy !req
176. But it's fine.
The police need the list
to keep hot girls safe.Copy !req
177. Oh, so like charity work? Okay.Copy !req
178. But if this doesn't help
restore my public imageCopy !req
179. as a good guy,
I'mma be pissed.Copy !req
180. All right.Copy !req
181. Yes...Copy !req
182. Yeah!Copy !req
183. Daphne, Olive,Copy !req
184. Gigi, Becca and... Kimmy?Copy !req
185. But Kimmy's so sweet.Copy !req
186. Wait. Is it an
inner beauty thing?Copy !req
187. No, it's a huge-cans thing.Copy !req
188. Now, anything else
I can do for you?Copy !req
189. Yeah, maybe read this.Copy !req
190. The Feminine Mystique.Copy !req
191. No way, I love Mystique.Copy !req
192. Is this about
whether Jennifer Lawrence
is hotter than Rebecca Romijn?Copy !req
193. Well, I'm excited to seeCopy !req
194. how they settled that
in under 400 pages.Copy !req
195. Look, kid, I know
you wanna find
your biological parents,Copy !req
196. but as my name makes clear,
I'm too shortCopy !req
197. and too high to be useful.Copy !req
198. Moms, my door's locked.Copy !req
199. Sorry, sweetie,
we had no choice.Copy !req
200. The serial killer
is targeting hot girls,Copy !req
201. and you're almost
as hot as Donna.Copy !req
202. Oh, you.Copy !req
203. But you can't just imprison
a totally innocent person.Copy !req
204. What don't you get about cops?Copy !req
205. Visitor!Copy !req
206. Norville? What
are you doing here?Copy !req
207. Well, with all the talk
about hotness,Copy !req
208. I'm writing an article
for the student
newspaper titled,Copy !req
209. "Reasons someone might like
someone else's personality."Copy !req
210. So what do Velmas—Copy !req
211. Uh, I mean, people see in you?Copy !req
212. We have a student newspaper?Copy !req
213. Hey! Who just threw a rock
through my window?Copy !req
214. Do you have any idea
what a pain it is
to get out the vacuum?Copy !req
215. Huh?Copy !req
216. There's no one there.Copy !req
217. And this isn't a rock.Copy !req
218. It's a geode
from the crystal mines,Copy !req
219. The crystal mines?Copy !req
220. That old tourist attraction
that's now a seagull toilet
full of condoms?Copy !req
221. Here's your dumb list
of hot girls.Copy !req
222. Of course,
if society exerted
half this effortCopy !req
223. teaching girls
not to be slaves
to the patriarchy,Copy !req
224. we wouldn't have this problem
in the first place.Copy !req
225. Boys don't like
a know it all, Velma.Copy !req
226. Wait. Oh my God,
that's it.Copy !req
227. Boys don't like a know it all.Copy !req
228. If the serial killerCopy !req
229. only wants hotties,
instead of spending
half our town budgetCopy !req
230. on police protection
for five smoke-shows,Copy !req
231. why don't you just teach themCopy !req
232. to be not hot
like you, Velma?Copy !req
233. Wait. So you're sayingCopy !req
234. I get to actually
release these girlsCopy !req
235. from the shackles
of the male gaze?Copy !req
236. Exactly.Copy !req
237. Uggo lessons!Copy !req
238. Mmm.Copy !req
239. Hi, girls.Copy !req
240. Velma, your new
way-cooler friends are here.Copy !req
241. Oh, we're not friends.Copy !req
242. Because of VelmaCopy !req
243. our personal police details,
which we earned by being hot,Copy !req
244. got downgraded
to uggo lessons.Copy !req
245. You know, maybe
a good place to startCopy !req
246. would be not referring
to what we're doing
as "uggo lessons".Copy !req
247. I was thinking,
maybe goddess renewals.Copy !req
248. I don't care what you call it.Copy !req
249. We're not starting
until Daphne gets here.Copy !req
250. Oh, Daphne isn't coming.Copy !req
251. Her moms have her
in a full on Rapunzel sitch,Copy !req
252. so she gets a pass.Copy !req
253. Okay. But the thing is,Copy !req
254. we kind of rely on Daphne
to tell us what to do.Copy !req
255. She's like our queen bee,Copy !req
256. and you're like a...
a King Kong.Copy !req
257. Well, interestingly enough,Copy !req
258. a key component
to being not hotCopy !req
259. is not fitting in.Copy !req
260. And the best way to not fit inCopy !req
261. is to never just do
what other people
tell you to do.Copy !req
262. Like how King Kong
didn't listen to people,Copy !req
263. so airplanes killed him?Copy !req
264. No. You know what?Copy !req
265. We need to start these
uggo lessons right now.Copy !req
266. Daphne, your moms are gone,Copy !req
267. but how
are you gonna get out?Copy !req
268. Damn!Copy !req
269. Thank you for helping me find
who threw that geodeCopy !req
270. and for explaining geodes
in terms I can understand,Copy !req
271. the hot-girls of rocks.Copy !req
272. Daphne, look,Copy !req
273. I'm always up for anything
geode related,Copy !req
274. know that,Copy !req
275. but have you wonderedCopy !req
276. if this is the serial killer
trying to lure you out?Copy !req
277. I have.
And have you wonderedCopy !req
278. how grateful
everyone would beCopy !req
279. if we caught him,
including Velma?Copy !req
280. What? Velma?Copy !req
281. Why would I care
what Velma thinks?Copy !req
282. The Feminine Mystique
is a total rip-off.Copy !req
283. Not one mention
of a sexy shape-shifter.Copy !req
284. This was more disappointing
than George Bernard Shaw's
Man and Superman.Copy !req
285. Ugh, I feel weird.Copy !req
286. Nice.Copy !req
287. Banging bod, unhooked bikini.Copy !req
288. Oh, hello.Copy !req
289. What do we have here?Copy !req
290. Sensible shoes,Copy !req
291. forging her own identity,Copy !req
292. regardless of
what society expects.Copy !req
293. She's just got this
kind of mystique.Copy !req
294. Wait.Copy !req
295. What have you done to me?Copy !req
296. So we have one day
to unlearnCopy !req
297. a lifetime
of internalized misogyny.Copy !req
298. I'm getting waxed at 4:00.Copy !req
299. Then we have until 4:00.Copy !req
300. No, terrible, too flattering.Copy !req
301. Oh, these might work.Copy !req
302. Damn it! Now you look
hot and relatable,Copy !req
303. like an athlete
who wears glasses.Copy !req
304. Ugh, just put on
the sleeping bag.Copy !req
305. How do we do our hair?Copy !req
306. Wet bun
or cut it, baby.Copy !req
307. So welcome
to the Crystal Cove
Historical Society.Copy !req
308. You can learn anything
about geodesCopy !req
309. and the crystal mines here.Copy !req
310. And time permitting,Copy !req
311. walk through
the hall of controllers.Copy !req
312. So Crystal Cove's
famous crystal minesCopy !req
313. were discovered
in the 19th centuryCopy !req
314. by a prospector who thought
he'd found a gold mineCopy !req
315. and was looking for a rockCopy !req
316. with which to bash
his partner's brains in.Copy !req
317. I'm rich!Copy !req
318. But the crystal were worthless.Copy !req
319. Then came the 1970s,
and everything changed.Copy !req
320. A nation
betrayed by Vietnam
and endless guitar solos,Copy !req
321. people abandoned
their old belief systemsCopy !req
322. in favor
of literally anything else.Copy !req
323. Enter the healing power
of crystals.Copy !req
324. And Crystal Cove
became a boom town.Copy !req
325. The mines themselves
became a tourist destination.Copy !req
326. But by the 1980s,
the crystal fad ended,Copy !req
327. replaced by the aerobics fad
and the cocaine fad.Copy !req
328. Crystal Cove never recovered.Copy !req
329. The mines closed
and the guy running the displayCopy !req
330. got into sexual pottery.Copy !req
331. Which is why I'm ending
the tour early.Copy !req
332. Norville.Copy !req
333. I feel like
I've been here beforeCopy !req
334. as a baby.Copy !req
335. Is that crazy?Copy !req
336. No, I vividly remember
breast feeding.Copy !req
337. Though I did stop at five.Copy !req
338. Ugh. What if that geodeCopy !req
339. was thrown by my birth parents?Copy !req
340. Maybe they're also trying
to find meCopy !req
341. without my mom's finding out.Copy !req
342. We have to go there.Copy !req
343. Mayor Dave,
Sheriff Cogburn,Copy !req
344. I want you to remember
this moment.Copy !req
345. For far too long,
we have told girls
that pain is beauty.Copy !req
346. Well, todayCopy !req
347. you will see these
painfully beautiful girlsCopy !req
348. transform from "Damn"
to "Eh..."Copy !req
349. Ooh, they are so hot,
Daddy likey.Copy !req
350. Wait. You were supposed
to do the opposite.Copy !req
351. What the hell, Velma?Copy !req
352. Yeah. What the hell, girls?Copy !req
353. Where's the hair
I wove onto your arms?Copy !req
354. It's gone, Velma.Copy !req
355. This wasn't an exercise
in deprogramming,Copy !req
356. it's an exercise
in slut-shaming.Copy !req
357. No woman should
ever have to change
who she isCopy !req
358. or how she dresses
to not be murdered.Copy !req
359. But you're more
than your looks, Olive.Copy !req
360. You can reverse your car
without even looking
at the camera.Copy !req
361. I know, Velma,Copy !req
362. just like I know
I love looking hot.Copy !req
363. You think every girl
deep down is like you,Copy !req
364. but you're wrong.Copy !req
365. In fact, your definition
of womanhoodCopy !req
366. is even more restrictive
than ours.Copy !req
367. We'll take
our police details now,Copy !req
368. and no uggos,Copy !req
369. just beefcake.Copy !req
370. Me-ow!Copy !req
371. Cat-fight.Copy !req
372. Your definition
of womanhoodCopy !req
373. is even more
restrictive than ours.Copy !req
374. Hmm.Copy !req
375. Something's different
about you today.Copy !req
376. Wait. You didn't try
an energy drink again,
did you?Copy !req
377. No. It's just that
after yesterday,Copy !req
378. I have no clue
how to be a womanCopy !req
379. in a way that doesn't judge
other women.Copy !req
380. So you picked Monster.Copy !req
381. How dare you
call any woman a monster,Copy !req
382. you monster?Copy !req
383. I'm dressed like this
to show supportCopy !req
384. for all the beautiful ways
women express themselves.Copy !req
385. Even the ones
I think are stupid.Copy !req
386. I know it's very upsetting
that I have to re-evaluate
all my beliefs.Copy !req
387. Thank you for understanding.Copy !req
388. It's not that.Copy !req
389. I'm having a baby.Copy !req
390. Right. But are you having
a baby?Copy !req
391. Or did society tell you
to have a baby?Copy !req
392. Wait, you're really having
a baby.Copy !req
393. Call 911!Copy !req
394. Wait, No. Call a cab.
Taxi births make the news.Copy !req
395. I am calling,Copy !req
396. but we're trapped
in the carpool lane.Copy !req
397. You have to get
these cars to moveCopy !req
398. so an ambulance can get in.Copy !req
399. Okay, I'll, uh...Copy !req
400. - Hey! Move, buddy!
- Hey! Come on!Copy !req
401. It's the hot-girls
police details! Yes!Copy !req
402. Help, Sheriff Cogburn! Help!Copy !req
403. Look out!
It's the serial killer!Copy !req
404. And he's even crazier
than we thought!Copy !req
405. What? No!Copy !req
406. It's Velma! My dad's goomar
is having a baby.Copy !req
407. Aw, a wittle guy?Copy !req
408. No, you need to get these cars
out of hereCopy !req
409. so an ambulance can get in.Copy !req
410. 10-4.Copy !req
411. All right, everybody.Copy !req
412. We got ourselves
an official tender moment.Copy !req
413. A woman is experiencingCopy !req
414. the sacred miracle
of childbirth!Copy !req
415. Oh! Look at that!Copy !req
416. Oh! She's crowning.Copy !req
417. Actually, I should
probably see this too,Copy !req
418. always wondered
how it worked.Copy !req
419. Come on, fellas!Copy !req
420. It's show-and-tell time.Copy !req
421. Wait, no! Where are you going?Copy !req
422. Olive, please help me.Copy !req
423. If we can get these students
out of the way,Copy !req
424. the ambulance
could drive up on the grass.Copy !req
425. Sure, but no one's
moving, Velma.Copy !req
426. A lady is giving birth
in front of school.Copy !req
427. This is literally whyCopy !req
428. social media exists.Copy !req
429. Stop! Or at least get
my ring light.
It's in the trunk.Copy !req
430. Then you'll just have
to give them something
better to look at.Copy !req
431. Wait! You're not thinking—Copy !req
432. Yes, I need you to muster
all of your sexinessCopy !req
433. and lure everyone away
with a sexy dance.Copy !req
434. Like a shimmy into
a bouncy thing?Copy !req
435. I'm not a dancer.Copy !req
436. Just show me ass cheeks
going in different directions.Copy !req
437. And what? You'll just watch
and silently judge us?Copy !req
438. Pass. Our sexy dancing
is for ourselves.Copy !req
439. And once to raise money
for a dogCopy !req
440. that needed hip surgery.Copy !req
441. Fine. If you won't do it,
I will.Copy !req
442. Hey, everyone, look at me!Copy !req
443. I'm sexy, I'm fun.Copy !req
444. Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
445. I'm rolling on some gum.Copy !req
446. Did I accidentally tase her?Copy !req
447. What's happening?
Why isn't this luring the crowd
towards me?Copy !req
448. Because if you're
gonna be sexy,Copy !req
449. you have to own it.Copy !req
450. You look like
a white influencerCopy !req
451. trying to choreograph
her own danceCopy !req
452. instead of just stealing one.Copy !req
453. I know. I'm trying,Copy !req
454. but I'm just not comfortable
owning it.Copy !req
455. Wait, that's it.
That's the answer.Copy !req
456. Just like how you're all women
who don't wanna own shorts
that cover your butt,Copy !req
457. I'm a woman
who doesn't wanna own it.Copy !req
458. And one isn't better
than the other.Copy !req
459. Whoa, whoa! Hold on.Copy !req
460. So you're saying,
while we're all juicy asses...Copy !req
461. I'm all sass and glasses, baby.Copy !req
462. Velma! Hurry up
and do something!Copy !req
463. Yes, of course.Copy !req
464. Girls, let's do a respective
yet equally valid dance.Copy !req
465. Oh my God!Copy !req
466. Norville, I've definitely
been here before.Copy !req
467. I feel like all the answers
to my questionsCopy !req
468. about my parents are in there.Copy !req
469. The bathrooms?Copy !req
470. Wait. I mean in there.Copy !req
471. Daphne, this is a bad idea.Copy !req
472. It's too coincidental.Copy !req
473. The serial killer could knowCopy !req
474. you're looking for your parents
and be manipulating you.Copy !req
475. Wow. I would be
a really good serial killer.Copy !req
476. Was that vocational test right?Copy !req
477. I know it's risky, Norville,
but I have to try.Copy !req
478. Finding my parents
is the only way to figure outCopy !req
479. why I'm so different
from everyone.Copy !req
480. This is gonna sound crazy,Copy !req
481. but I love danger.Copy !req
482. No. Not a cute one.Copy !req
483. Oops.Copy !req
484. Apologize.Copy !req
485. My moms
have done everything
to teach me to be safe,Copy !req
486. but I'm still
danger-prone Daphne.Copy !req
487. Fighting, dealing drugs,Copy !req
488. possibly walking
into a serial killer's trap.Copy !req
489. Who are my biological parents,Copy !req
490. and why am I like this?Copy !req
491. What's wrong?Copy !req
492. Everything.Copy !req
493. I hate danger,Copy !req
494. so I can't mimic
your personality
to make Velma like me.Copy !req
495. Yeah, that's what
I've been trying to do.Copy !req
496. No.Copy !req
497. Yep. And it would've
worked, too.Copy !req
498. I'm inquisitive
and athletic,Copy !req
499. and I can fake being dumbCopy !req
500. after carrying on
a conversation
with you all day.Copy !req
501. - Mmm-hmm.
- But I can't
make myself like danger.Copy !req
502. I'm far too sane.Copy !req
503. So if that's the thrill ride
to nowhere Velma's
looking forCopy !req
504. I'm wasting my time.Copy !req
505. I'm sorry, Norville,
but trust me,Copy !req
506. there's someone other than
Velma out there for you.Copy !req
507. Yeah, sorry. I can't do this
dumb talk anymore.Copy !req
508. - I'm gonna hop.
- What?Copy !req
509. You can't just leave me here.Copy !req
510. I'm not afraid
of who's in there.Copy !req
511. I'm just afraid
they'll think I'm a loserCopy !req
512. who couldn't get friends
to come with them.Copy !req
513. Yeah, well, there's no world
where I'm ever solving
a mysteryCopy !req
514. in an abandoned amusement park.Copy !req
515. So if you want a ride,
it's now or never.Copy !req
516. Fine, I'm coming.Copy !req
517. But you're only getting
two stars.Copy !req
518. Velma, I know we've had
our differences,Copy !req
519. but you really saved the day.Copy !req
520. And not just because
your janky nailsCopy !req
521. came in handy
for cutting the cord.Copy !req
522. I was pretty great today
wasn't I?Copy !req
523. Possibly the greatest
woman of all time.Copy !req
524. Even better than that girlCopy !req
525. with a ponytail
that's on the quarter.Copy !req
526. You know, after seeing you
take charge like that,Copy !req
527. I really hope my little girl
grows up to be
just like you.Copy !req
528. Wow. Thank you, Sophie.Copy !req
529. On the inside at least.Copy !req
530. Nope, not for me.Copy !req
531. Yes, for me.Copy !req
532. Fred?Copy !req
533. I, uh, think you meantCopy !req
534. to send this
to Daphne next door.Copy !req
535. No, Velma, wait!Copy !req
536. I'm here
because I want you.Copy !req
537. To be the before picture
in another diet pill scam?Copy !req
538. I mean, at least
you're asking this time.Copy !req
539. No, that book you gave meCopy !req
540. opened my eyes
to your inner beauty.Copy !req
541. Wait, really?Copy !req
542. I've dreamt about this momentCopy !req
543. one time on an airplane.Copy !req
544. I was escorted off.
It's not important.Copy !req
545. Hey, I'm as surprised
as you are,Copy !req
546. but you know,
what can I say?Copy !req
547. That book broke my brain.Copy !req
548. So let's make the best of thisCopy !req
549. reverse Beauty and the Beast
nightmare, right?Copy !req
550. Wait, what?Copy !req
551. Anyway, wanna go
to Hand Stuff Point?Copy !req
552. Fred, while I'm glad
you've learnedCopy !req
553. to appreciate inner beauty...Copy !req
554. Oh, yes.
Speak your mind, baby.Copy !req
555. Right. Well, I also prefer
inner beauty.Copy !req
556. And, yes,
up until right now,Copy !req
557. I found you irresistible.Copy !req
558. But now
I just find you gross.Copy !req
559. What? How?Copy !req
560. You know I'm rich, right?Copy !req
561. Like, I once sat through
an entire opera rich.Copy !req
562. Sorry, Fred,
but for what it's worth,Copy !req
563. I am keeping
the picture you sent meCopy !req
564. for plane rides.Copy !req
565. If Velma can be herself,
Gigi, so can you.Copy !req
566. Hey, watch
where you're going.Copy !req
567. Valedictorians have
the right of way.Copy !req
568. Gigi?Copy !req
569. Hi.Copy !req
570. Are you talking
about my IQ?Copy !req
571. You tell me.Copy !req