1. Previously on VelmaCopy !req
2. She has no brain!Copy !req
3. Now, when I try to
solve a mystery,Copy !req
4. my guilt triggers
a potentially heart
stopping hallucination.Copy !req
5. Wait, you think
I killed Brenda?Copy !req
6. You just said you were
going to do to me
what you did to her.Copy !req
7. I meant pay you
to keep quiet.
I'm innocent!Copy !req
8. Uh, Velma,
you should see this.Copy !req
9. Ugh!Copy !req
10. Ahhh!Copy !req
11. Oh God, it's Krista!Copy !req
12. And she also
has no brain.Copy !req
13. So, what's
more surprising?Copy !req
14. Fred Jones being arrested
for murdering and
removing the brainsCopy !req
15. of Brenda Bright
and Krista McCrayCopy !req
16. or that his delicate,
teen heartthrob good looksCopy !req
17. stem from the fact
that he hasn't gone
through puberty yet?Copy !req
18. The murders.
Obviously, it's the murders.Copy !req
19. It's not small, it's scared!Copy !req
20. But it just
goes to show,Copy !req
21. we all have secrets.Copy !req
22. Velma's birthday gift!Copy !req
23. Even the ones
we least expect.Copy !req
24. Ahhh!Copy !req
25. But as much
as you try to hide
who you really are...Copy !req
26. Your ass is mine,
best friend.Copy !req
27. Velma Dinkley
always knows
the ugly truth,Copy !req
28. Velma, have you
seen that sweater vest
I bought Sophie?Copy !req
29. Uh, no.Copy !req
30. Because without your ascot,
you're naked.Copy !req
31. Jones Gentlemen's Accessories.Copy !req
32. What are you, poor?Copy !req
33. Yes, Fred Jones,
heir to the Jones Gentlemen's
Accessories fortune,Copy !req
34. was arrested last night
for murder.Copy !req
35. Yeah, thanks to me!Copy !req
36. And according to
the police, Jones would have
gotten away with it, too.Copy !req
37. if it wasn't for
his classmate...Copy !req
38. Say my name, say my name.Copy !req
39. Vermin Dorkley.Copy !req
40. It's Velma Dorkley!
I mean Dinkley!Copy !req
41. And finally only
one lawyer has agreed
to represent Fred Jones.Copy !req
42. Vermin's own father,Copy !req
43. - Aman Dinkley!
- What?Copy !req
44. Velma, winning
this case could make
your father rich!Copy !req
45. I already bought
a baby monitor
that shoots on film.Copy !req
46. It just looks more real,
you know?Copy !req
47. Exactly.Copy !req
48. I mean, look at this
from my perspective, Velma.Copy !req
49. If you needed money
to keep your
pregnant girlfriend happy,Copy !req
50. and then you heard what
the Joneses are
willing to pay,Copy !req
51. I'm sure you'd agree
it's possible
Fred didn't do it.Copy !req
52. Fred's a rich white guy
with a tiny dong.Copy !req
53. He did it.
Now, excuse me.Copy !req
54. I have to go find
my missing mother.Copy !req
55. You didn't mention
Fred had a tiny dong.Copy !req
56. Oh yeah, real baby carrot.Copy !req
57. And I'm going to ride it
all the way to victory!Copy !req
58. Huh?Copy !req
59. Wow, people seem to
be taking to the factCopy !req
60. that Fred is
a brain stealing sociopathCopy !req
61. - really well.
- All our classmatesCopy !req
62. are idiots or sheep,
so let's assume
they're high.Copy !req
63. Man, if I ever even think
about getting into 420,
420 culture,Copy !req
64. or especially
420 related humor, kill me.Copy !req
65. You know what 420 is right?Copy !req
66. Um, yeah.
It's code for adults
who still watch cartoons.Copy !req
67. Now, have you seen Daphne?
Her parents are detectives,Copy !req
68. so I need her help
to get my mom's
cold case files.Copy !req
69. You want me to come with
in case you have
another hallucination?Copy !req
70. Thanks. But after
catching Fred,
I feel my hallucinationsCopy !req
71. are like the return of
high waisted jeans.Copy !req
72. It took a while,
but we're finally through
the worst of it.Copy !req
73. Sweetie, are you sure
you don't want to take
a mental health day?Copy !req
74. It's not often your boyfriend
is arrestedCopy !req
75. for removing
two of your friends' brains.Copy !req
76. Thank you.
But if the kids in
every teen show everCopy !req
77. can get through a brush
with a deranged serial killer,
so can I.Copy !req
78. Good lord!Copy !req
79. It smells like the
Playboy Jazz Festival
out there.Copy !req
80. And a kid's eating
sheet cake at 8:00
in the morning.Copy !req
81. - You thinking
what I'm thinking?
- Let's go get a sheet cake?Copy !req
82. High five!Copy !req
83. Hey, Daphne.Copy !req
84. What do you want, Vermin?Copy !req
85. Just to offer my
sincerest condolencesCopy !req
86. for the loss of your
more popular friends
that you picked over me.Copy !req
87. Stop! I know you think
I'm a huge bitch
who ditched you to be cool.Copy !req
88. What? That's so not true.Copy !req
89. Fine.Copy !req
90. I need a favor.Copy !req
91. I need you to get me
my mom's cold case file.Copy !req
92. Why would I do that?Copy !req
93. We're not friends anymore.Copy !req
94. - We're nemesises...
- Nemeses.Copy !req
95. - That's why.
- Okay.Copy !req
96. Well, I was hoping
you'd get it for me
for old time's sake.Copy !req
97. I see.Copy !req
98. Well, for old time's sake,
I'll give you the file...Copy !req
99. - Really?
- For $500.Copy !req
100. Five hundred dollars?
That's like,
a million dollars.Copy !req
101. Well, like you said,
I'm a huge bitch.Copy !req
102. I was being sarcastic.Copy !req
103. You can't read tone
in graffiti.Copy !req
104. Five hundred dollars
or nothing.Copy !req
105. Ugh.Copy !req
106. Now, first, thank you
for taking my case.Copy !req
107. We could not be happier
you're on the team,
Velma's dad.Copy !req
108. Sorry, what we meant
to say is that you are
our last choice.Copy !req
109. And if you blow this,
my family will bringCopy !req
110. the full weight of
Jones Gentlemen's AccessoriesCopy !req
111. and Jones Gentlemen's
Accessories for WomenCopy !req
112. down on your head!Copy !req
113. Okay, uh, well, the case
won't be easy.Copy !req
114. Of course it will.
I'm innocent.Copy !req
115. The only reason
people think I removed
those girls' brainsCopy !req
116. is because I
"basically confessed"Copy !req
117. and have
"well documented anger issues".Copy !req
118. I mean, does that even mean?Copy !req
119. Hey! Am I on a hunger strike?Copy !req
120. Where the hell are my pancakes?Copy !req
121. Uh, are you trying to
choke me to death?Copy !req
122. You forgot cutties.Copy !req
123. You're embarrassing
ourself, Frederick.Copy !req
124. It's bad enough
you still eat pancakesCopy !req
125. and drink non alcoholic
beverages like a baby!Copy !req
126. Yes, Father.
Sorry... Sorry, Father.Copy !req
127. Our apologies, Aman.Copy !req
128. Freddie is due in court
this afternoon, and the case
has everyone out of sorts.Copy !req
129. No, this childishness
is actually perfect.Copy !req
130. See, I feel the only way
to prove Fred's innocenceCopy !req
131. is to play up the fact
that he's a late bloomer.Copy !req
132. I mean, the world
sees Fred Jones,
teen sociopath.Copy !req
133. So instead,
let's show them Fred Jones,
innocent little boy.Copy !req
134. It can't miss, right?Copy !req
135. Please say it can't miss.Copy !req
136. My girlfriend just bought
a $2,000 stroller.Copy !req
137. - It hovers.
- William,Copy !req
138. our son cannot go to prison.Copy !req
139. He can barely survive
on the outside as is.Copy !req
140. Victoria, admitting
he's a little boy is worse
than any crime.Copy !req
141. It's embarrassing.Copy !req
142. He is the future CEO of
Jones Gentlemen's Accessories!Copy !req
143. Is he, though?Copy !req
144. Well, try it your way.Copy !req
145. Great. I just hope people
can actually think
I'm a little kid.Copy !req
146. Ah, crap. I'm all syrupy.Copy !req
147. Bathies!Copy !req
148. So, Velma,Copy !req
149. what brings you to
Casa Del Norville Rogers,
Blythe RogersCopy !req
150. and me, his father,
Lamont Rogers?Copy !req
151. Here for a Rogering,
as we might say?Copy !req
152. Oh, I was just in
the neighborhood.Copy !req
153. No ulterior motive whatsoever.Copy !req
154. Hey, that's a nice vase.Copy !req
155. Is that worth $500?Copy !req
156. Oh, hey, look who's busy
not finding my
missing mother.Copy !req
157. Actually, Daphne's moms
are hereCopy !req
158. because they think we have
a Candy Man problem
at school.Copy !req
159. And as the principal,
I've asked them
to go undercoverCopy !req
160. as high school students
to find them.Copy !req
161. And that's the 4-1-1,
home skillet.Copy !req
162. Words.Copy !req
163. Candy Man?Copy !req
164. I think you mean
Sugar Daddy?Copy !req
165. And Sarah's 18.Copy !req
166. Her parents are cool with it.Copy !req
167. A Candy Man's
a drug dealer,
V-Dawg.Copy !req
168. I knew that.Copy !req
169. So is Norville in his room?Copy !req
170. What's going on, guys.Copy !req
171. So today on Norville Snacks,
our World TourCopy !req
172. continues East,
as we say ni haoCopy !req
173. to Beijing style shrimp chips.Copy !req
174. - Norville!
- Velma! Not while I'm live.Copy !req
175. I can't get banned for
your thoughts on South Asian
desserts again.Copy !req
176. I'm so sorry,
but this is important.Copy !req
177. Daphne wants $500 for the file,Copy !req
178. and all my money
is tied up in
streaming services.Copy !req
179. Velma, I don't have it.Copy !req
180. My mom's birthday
is coming up, and this year
she just wants cash.Copy !req
181. Otherwise, you know
I'd give it to you.Copy !req
182. I know, it's okay.Copy !req
183. Like the dessert course
at an Indian restaurant
just forget it.Copy !req
184. Wait in teen movies,Copy !req
185. whenever a girl
needs money,Copy !req
186. a guy sells somethingCopy !req
187. and then blackmails
the girl into dating him
for it.Copy !req
188. Problematic, but effective.
And hilarious!Copy !req
189. So it was not easy,Copy !req
190. but I got your $5.Copy !req
191. I assume I-O-U's are okay?Copy !req
192. It's $500, Velma.Copy !req
193. But if you don't have it,
there might be a way
you can earn it.Copy !req
194. I was thinking you could
come work for me.Copy !req
195. Doing what?
And is the office culture cool?Copy !req
196. Like, are there snacks?Copy !req
197. You're the Candy Man?Copy !req
198. Candy Woman.Copy !req
199. And I have
your sugar right here.Copy !req
200. Daphne, why would you
deal drugs?Copy !req
201. You're beautiful and popular.Copy !req
202. Being a bad girl too
just muddles your brand.Copy !req
203. This doesn't make me
a bad girl.Copy !req
204. According to TV,
it's morally okay
to deal drugsCopy !req
205. if your life is just
kind of crappy.Copy !req
206. Like your kid's sick,
you're a widow
with a mortgage.Copy !req
207. You have to live on a lake
in Missouri.Copy !req
208. Those are all
white people, Daphne.Copy !req
209. Minorities on TV
can only deal drugs
to escape poverty.Copy !req
210. Wait, that's it.Copy !req
211. This is about you
trying to run with
your fancy rich crowd.Copy !req
212. Yup, that must be it.Copy !req
213. Because the brilliant
Velma Dinkley knows
everything about everyone,Copy !req
214. and isn't afraid to say it.Copy !req
215. Exactly. I spit truth
without a filter,Copy !req
216. like every
comedian before
hashtag "MeToo".Copy !req
217. Look, are you in
or are you out?Copy !req
218. Oh, I'm out.Copy !req
219. Because if you
don't give me
that file,Copy !req
220. I'll tell your
police officer momsCopy !req
221. their perfect daughter is...Copy !req
222. You. Wouldn't. Dare.Copy !req
223. Yeah, no, it was a dumb idea.Copy !req
224. So what are we selling?Copy !req
225. Oh, just the usual.
Zoinks, Jeepers,
Mystery Machine,Copy !req
226. and of course,
guh-guh-guh-guh-ganja.Copy !req
227. Only $80?Copy !req
228. But I need $500
to get a girl to date me.Copy !req
229. Hilarious. But no.Copy !req
230. Huh.Copy !req
231. Psst. You want to
make some real money?Copy !req
232. I don't have time
to flip houses,
but I'll hear you out.Copy !req
233. Nice roller bag.Copy !req
234. You selling bibles later?Copy !req
235. Nice outfit.
You driving a big rig
to Bakersfield later.Copy !req
236. No, dummy.
This is a disguise.Copy !req
237. Because what we're doing
is illegal.Copy !req
238. Oh, sorry we can't
all make it rain
cool shades, El Chapo.Copy !req
239. You know what?
Let's just do this.Copy !req
240. Don't you want any tips
on selling?Copy !req
241. Mmm, I think I got it.Copy !req
242. Drugs are like crack
to these people.Copy !req
243. Now most cultures of the world
as a rule, wouldn't mix
kiwi and whitefish.Copy !req
244. But they don't play
by the rules in North Korea.Copy !req
245. Drugs here!Copy !req
246. Get your drugs here!Copy !req
247. Narc, narc.Copy !req
248. White girl
with too much money
white girl with too much money.Copy !req
249. You don't know me.
I'm a white girl who's bored.Copy !req
250. Let's roll.Copy !req
251. Yeah. Go. I don't care.Copy !req
252. Enjoy your slow descent
into organic farming, losers.Copy !req
253. Look, I know you're a genius...Copy !req
254. - Thank you.
- Who thinks she has
everyone pegged.Copy !req
255. - Only because I do.
- But you might have
more success with thisCopy !req
256. if you went in
just a little less judgy.Copy !req
257. Wait, I'm judgy?Copy !req
258. You would say
something like that.Copy !req
259. You want your mom's
cold case file, right?Copy !req
260. Yes. Fine.Copy !req
261. I'll try. I'll try.Copy !req
262. If you want to
get swole, try Zoinks!Copy !req
263. You'll be bouncing them
big old man boobsCopy !req
264. faster than you can say,
"Who is this for?"Copy !req
265. Yeah, we like the
sound of that.Copy !req
266. What'll it cost?Copy !req
267. Not much.
Just your dad's loveCopy !req
268. when you blow out
your knee and
lose your scholarship.Copy !req
269. I was being helpful.Copy !req
270. The sooner he can
focus on getting his real
estate license, the better.Copy !req
271. Jeepers raises
your dopamine levels,Copy !req
272. so it will definitely
help you memorize your lines.Copy !req
273. - Huzzah!
- Huzzah!Copy !req
274. Huzzah!Copy !req
275. Yeah. I'm sorry, Velma.Copy !req
276. I could feel you forcing that.Copy !req
277. Yeah. You know
what else feels forced?Copy !req
278. Your belief that
you're the only one
sleeping with the lead.Copy !req
279. Oh, my God.Copy !req
280. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
281. Okay. You're fired.Copy !req
282. What? Why?Copy !req
283. Uh, will I sell you a kidney,Copy !req
284. to get the $500
I need to make Velma date me?Copy !req
285. I mean, I'd be a fool
not to at this point, right?Copy !req
286. Justice for
Brenda and Krista!Copy !req
287. It's a mob scene here
as Fred Jones arrivesCopy !req
288. for his day in court.Copy !req
289. Aman, over here.Copy !req
290. Aman! How could
you risk your career
and entire livelihoodCopy !req
291. on the most
unlikeable defendantCopy !req
292. since that chimpanzee
who ate a woman's face?Copy !req
293. Because what you see as risk,Copy !req
294. I see as mere... child's play.Copy !req
295. Hewo fwends! My name is Fwed!Copy !req
296. What's yours?Copy !req
297. Aw!Copy !req
298. Wow, I think I speak
for the entire journalistic
community when I say,Copy !req
299. "Don't I feel like an asshole!"Copy !req
300. No way this scrumptious muffin
removed those girls' brains!Copy !req
301. T'anks, news lady!Copy !req
302. Stop! No pictures!Copy !req
303. Unless it's in portrait mode!Copy !req
304. Oh, God,Copy !req
305. he looks like Hitler!Copy !req
306. And not just because
we compare everyone
to Hitler these days.Copy !req
307. Ugh, come on!Copy !req
308. You couldn't keep
your opinions to
yourself, could you?Copy !req
309. I literally
had to take five JeepersCopy !req
310. not to strangle you... Whoa!Copy !req
311. Oh, sorry, I can't just
conjure up a whole
new personalityCopy !req
312. whenever I want
like some sort of sexy witch.Copy !req
313. Is that really
what you think of me?Copy !req
314. Hey, girlies!Copy !req
315. Okay, since you know so much,Copy !req
316. why am I selling drugs?Copy !req
317. Um, easy.Copy !req
318. You're looking
to rebel against
your overprotective parentsCopy !req
319. but don't have
the balls to get pregnant.Copy !req
320. Wrong!Copy !req
321. I'm saving money
to hire a private investigatorCopy !req
322. to find my biological family.Copy !req
323. Yeah. Unexpected twist.Copy !req
324. Holy crap. Really?Copy !req
325. Looking for
your family is a big deal.Copy !req
326. Yeah, it's justCopy !req
327. you know how
different I am from my moms.Copy !req
328. I need to
find out who I really am.Copy !req
329. Where do I come from?Copy !req
330. And how is my hair
the color of buffalo wings?Copy !req
331. I just always
figured your parents
were Wilma FlintstoneCopy !req
332. and Daniel Dae Kim.Copy !req
333. Freeze, person in baseball hat,Copy !req
334. putting drugs
in my daughter's lockerCopy !req
335. and other Oompa Loompa person!Copy !req
336. - We know you're the candymen!
- Linda!Copy !req
337. You're a cop
and not a teenager?Copy !req
338. But I love you!Copy !req
339. What do we do?
I can't go to jail.Copy !req
340. - Run!
- You know I can't.Copy !req
341. I'd prefer jail.Copy !req
342. I'm trapped!Copy !req
343. Oh, God!Copy !req
344. Oh, God, Daphne, no!Copy !req
345. Aw.Copy !req
346. Baby want sheet cake?Copy !req
347. Hey, hurry up in there!Copy !req
348. Give me the money!Copy !req
349. You wish, guy from
that "wanted" poster
all over town,Copy !req
350. All right. Don't make me
come in the bathroom.Copy !req
351. I'm a thief, not a perve.Copy !req
352. Argh!Copy !req
353. Nothing can stop meCopy !req
354. from buying Velma's love!Copy !req
355. Oh, that might.Copy !req
356. Hey!Copy !req
357. It is Norville
from Norville Snacks.Copy !req
358. Like, let him go, man.Copy !req
359. Wait, you stoners
watch Norville Snacks?Copy !req
360. Damn it! This is exactly
what happened to my
vlog about Lil Wayne.Copy !req
361. God, where is that candyman?Copy !req
362. I mean candyperson.
It could be anybody.Copy !req
363. Even though we both
definitely know it's a man.Copy !req
364. "I'm home and want
to adopt a sick cat.
Where are you?"Copy !req
365. A cat needs our love!Copy !req
366. Out of our way!Copy !req
367. Whoa, that totally
worked, Velma.Copy !req
368. A lotta help.Copy !req
369. Oh, sorry. I was just
wiping some garbage
slime off your cheek.Copy !req
370. Oh. Yeah, me too. Slime.Copy !req
371. Okay. Well, thankfully,
your moms are still
hella bad detectives.Copy !req
372. Yeah,Copy !req
373. they still think I spent
$200 on a math tutor
named Coachella.Copy !req
374. Wait. Am I enjoying
hanging out with you again?Copy !req
375. Or is it the high
of moderate exercise?Copy !req
376. I don't know. Maybe I'm
not the shallow monster
you think I've become.Copy !req
377. Maybe you
judge people so harshlyCopy !req
378. because it's easier
to feel right from afarCopy !req
379. than risk
getting close
and being wrong.Copy !req
380. Okay, Easy, Dr. Phil.Copy !req
381. I'm the brains
of this operation.Copy !req
382. You're just the look,
style and effortless charm.Copy !req
383. We do make
a good team, don't we?Copy !req
384. Well,Copy !req
385. speaking of teams,
someone's looking to score.Copy !req
386. and if you
want your mom's file,Copy !req
387. you're going
to sell to them my way.Copy !req
388. That's him.
The guy in the beanie.Copy !req
389. It's always
the guy in the beanie.Copy !req
390. A beanie? It's 90 degrees out!Copy !req
391. And I'm not supposed to assumeCopy !req
392. - he's hiding a bald spot?
- No! Less assuming!Copy !req
393. More criminal behavior.Copy !req
394. Go!Copy !req
395. Drugs here.Copy !req
396. Get your fresh
hot drugs here.Copy !req
397. Hey, do you have
anything that canCopy !req
398. make me feel better about
having ruined my life?Copy !req
399. Wait, Dad?Copy !req
400. Velma?Copy !req
401. Why were you
selling drugs?Copy !req
402. To make money, genius.Copy !req
403. The real question is,Copy !req
404. why were you
wearing a beanie?Copy !req
405. Those are only
for television actorsCopy !req
406. who want you to know
that their roots
are still in theater.Copy !req
407. Wait, you don't care
that I was buying drugs?Copy !req
408. That makes sense.Copy !req
409. You gambled our future
on Fred Jones' innocenceCopy !req
410. and now drugs
are the only escape.Copy !req
411. But what do you
possibly need
drug dealing money for?Copy !req
412. I already buy you
all the inhalers
you could ever want.Copy !req
413. Oh, fine.Copy !req
414. Daphne will give me Mom's
cold case file for $500.Copy !req
415. Okay, look, I'll give you
the $500 for her fileCopy !req
416. if you help me
prove Fred's innocent.Copy !req
417. What? Are you crazy?Copy !req
418. Finding Fred innocent
would require meCopy !req
419. to admit I'd incorrectly
pre-judged someone.Copy !req
420. Wait.Copy !req
421. Yeah. No, I was right.Copy !req
422. Homeslice is like
Robert Durst level guilty.Copy !req
423. Okay. But instead of just
staring at the evidenceCopy !req
424. and swearing very loudly,Copy !req
425. do you maybe want
to ask me some questions?Copy !req
426. Yeah, I do.
Why frame me?Copy !req
427. Yeah, exactly.
Why would I do that?Copy !req
428. Before you just
started talking,Copy !req
429. I thought you were
our housekeeper.Copy !req
430. Oh, my God,
could that be colder?Copy !req
431. You know what?
Now I'm in a snit.Copy !req
432. Let's regroup
after lunch.Copy !req
433. Cutties.Copy !req
434. Holy crap.
You are innocent.Copy !req
435. He is?Copy !req
436. Okay, here's
your $500 reward.Copy !req
437. Good luck using it
to coerce Velma
into dating you.Copy !req
438. Keep it. The stoners
caught him, not me.Copy !req
439. If I want Velma
to like me now,Copy !req
440. I'm just gonna have to do it
the old-fashioned way.Copy !req
441. Bet a friend
I can make her fancy.Copy !req
442. Ha! That's how
we got together.Copy !req
443. Okay.
For my next witness,Copy !req
444. I would like to call
the woman who caught FredCopy !req
445. my own daughter,
Velma Dinkley.Copy !req
446. Velma, do you swear
to tell the truth,Copy !req
447. the whole truth
and nothing but the truth?Copy !req
448. So help me,
Shonda Rhimes, I do.Copy !req
449. Now, Velma,
how long have you
known the defendant?Copy !req
450. We met at lunch
in the eighth gradeCopy !req
451. when he confused me
for a beanbag chair.Copy !req
452. Classic.Copy !req
453. And what did you
think of my client?Copy !req
454. Honestly, that
he was super hot.Copy !req
455. But also that he was
just another
entitled rich guyCopy !req
456. who might kill someone
because he has a tiny dong.Copy !req
457. Unfortunately,
I was wrong about Fred.Copy !req
458. The way it's possibleCopy !req
459. I might have been wrong
about other people.Copy !req
460. Weird. It feels like
she's looking right at me.Copy !req
461. Why would Velma want
to send me a message, Daphne?Copy !req
462. Fred Jones did not kill
those two girls.Copy !req
463. His whole life, Fred has
never had to lift a fingerCopy !req
464. to do anything.
He's been so pampered,Copy !req
465. his body hasn't even felt
the need to fully mature.
I mean,Copy !req
466. Fred literally
can't feed himself.Copy !req
467. Uh, that's not true.Copy !req
468. No, you...
You just cut the food
and put it on the...Copy !req
469. W... What's the dumb thing
called? A dinglehopper!Copy !req
470. Great. Show us.Copy !req
471. Cutties.
Mother, cutties.Copy !req
472. Oh, my God,
he is just like a little boy.Copy !req
473. Exactly.Copy !req
474. So tell me this.Copy !req
475. How could someone
who can't even cut a steakCopy !req
476. remove two girls' brains?Copy !req
477. He couldn't!
Clearly Fred's innocent.Copy !req
478. But at what cost
to his reputationCopy !req
479. and that of his
family's business?Copy !req
480. That lump has made
a mockery of us!Copy !req
481. Be nice. Our son is free.Copy !req
482. I'd say that lump
did quite well.Copy !req
483. Uh-oh.Copy !req
484. That's not true.Copy !req
485. I'm a big boy.Copy !req
486. A big boy who could
have removed those
dumb girls' brains,Copy !req
487. no problem
if I wanted to!Copy !req
488. Hear, hear!Copy !req
489. Guilty.Copy !req
490. Based on what?Copy !req
491. Hmm.Copy !req
492. Wow. Blonde-haired people
have bad days, too.Copy !req
493. Oh, my God,
what have I done?Copy !req
494. I'm ruined.Copy !req
495. They wouldn't even
let me representCopy !req
496. a gymnastics coach now.Copy !req
497. Daphne?Copy !req
498. What are you doing here?Copy !req
499. Wait. Did you
realize I stole
all your Zoinks?Copy !req
500. - Please don't kill me.
- No, you're good.Copy !req
501. I mean, return it
or I'll hurt you
very badly,Copy !req
502. but I saw you on TV
and brought you this.Copy !req
503. My mom's
cold case file! Thank you!Copy !req
504. Wait, do you not
have potentially
fatal hallucinationsCopy !req
505. when you try to solve
mysteries anymore?Copy !req
506. You remember that?Copy !req
507. You had one of your
first ones at my houseCopy !req
508. back before...Copy !req
509. Well, your fear pee stain
is still on my rug.Copy !req
510. Well, I think I'm fine.Copy !req
511. Norville helped me
get over themCopy !req
512. in the last episode
of my hallucinations.Copy !req
513. Velma!Copy !req
514. Are you hallucinating?
I'll put down newspaper.Copy !req
515. No, it's a clue.Copy !req
516. The last place my mom's
cell phone pingedCopy !req
517. the night she went missing
was at Fred's house.Copy !req
518. Damn it! I knew
that jerk was guilty.Copy !req
519. Too bad
you'll never know for sure.Copy !req
520. Ahhh! I was wrong again!
I'm hallucinating! Help!Copy !req
521. No one can help
you now, Velma.Copy !req
522. Solving mysteries
only causes pain.Copy !req
523. Velma.
What do I do? Velma!Copy !req
524. Try to make me laugh.Copy !req
525. Okay, I, uh, oh,
I don't know any jokesCopy !req
526. but my moms love my
impression of my Aunt Cindy.Copy !req
527. I am sad
my husband died.Copy !req
528. Anything?Copy !req
529. No. Try something else.
Anything. Quick!Copy !req
530. Oh God, my heart!Copy !req
531. What do I do? What do I do?
What do I do?Copy !req
532. Did that work?Copy !req
533. Yeah.Copy !req
534. Great. Now even just
being myself won't work.Copy !req
535. Romcoms can kiss my ass.Copy !req
536. My name's Fred.
Who are you?Copy !req
537. They call me The Thief.Copy !req
538. What are you in for?Copy !req
539. Thieving. But I'm innocent.Copy !req
540. Aren't we all?Copy !req
541. Ooh! Bunk beds!Copy !req
542. Hoisties!Copy !req