1. Previously on Velma...Copy !req
2. I had to find you
because I still didn't know
if you'd listened to my VMs,Copy !req
3. voice mails,
let alone responded. Did you?Copy !req
4. The police
found my mom's carCopy !req
5. abandoned and empty,
except for her glasses,Copy !req
6. and a single wrapped gift.Copy !req
7. It's like what I said.Copy !req
8. Someone is trying
to recreate Dr. Perdue's work.Copy !req
9. Which means...
Brains, where's my mom?Copy !req
10. Best of luck in all
your future endeavors, Wilhelmina.Copy !req
11. Would you ever consider
interning for me at
Jones Gentlemen's Accessories?Copy !req
12. Really?
Oh, my God, yes.Copy !req
13. Mmm.Copy !req
14. Aw!Copy !req
15. What the actual hell?Copy !req
16. Oh, my God, I do remember
who the serial killer is.Copy !req
17. It's...Copy !req
18. It's me.Copy !req
19. So, uh, yeah.Copy !req
20. After all that, it turned out
my mom wasn't kidnapped
by the serial killer.Copy !req
21. Apparently, she was
the serial killer.Copy !req
22. And yet, it got worse.Copy !req
23. Ahhh!Copy !req
24. Because it made no sense.
Reading Dr. Perdue's journals,Copy !req
25. I couldn't understand
why my momCopy !req
26. would recreate the work
of a mad scientist.Copy !req
27. I have to talk to her.Copy !req
28. Huh?Copy !req
29. Nothing added up.
And yet, no one
seemed to care.Copy !req
30. Okay, the next item
on the blockCopy !req
31. is this 1969 van,Copy !req
32. recently used by Diya Dinkley,Copy !req
33. one of America's only
female serial killers.Copy !req
34. You can own
a piece of her-story.Copy !req
35. And yet,
it still got worse.Copy !req
36. Velma. There you are.Copy !req
37. Any comment on today's
front page story?Copy !req
38. Because I'd also
lost my best friends.Copy !req
39. Norville, I'm sorry
I accused your dad
of being the serial killer.Copy !req
40. - Hmm.
- Norville, that's enough.Copy !req
41. Velma needs us.Copy !req
42. The only thing I need
is to kick your ass
for kissing Fred.Copy !req
43. And yet, it somehow
got even worse.Copy !req
44. Okay, the swelling
from your daughter's beating
has gone down.Copy !req
45. Can I go do your job for you
and question my obviously
innocent mom now?Copy !req
46. No. We need youCopy !req
47. to watch something.Copy !req
48. So, why did you do it,
Doo-dad? Huh?Copy !req
49. Your choices on
the lady confession form areCopy !req
50. "revenge, jealousy,"Copy !req
51. or "You know how we get!"Copy !req
52. Okay, I'll tell you.Copy !req
53. I did it because
I wanted to put the brain
of a popular girlCopy !req
54. into the head
of my daughter, Velma.Copy !req
55. What?Copy !req
56. But that makes
even less sense.Copy !req
57. If she's now saying
she's guilty,Copy !req
58. why did she pretend
to have amnesia?Copy !req
59. Or try to frame me
with Brenda and Krista's
bodies.Copy !req
60. Velma,
we're struggling too,Copy !req
61. but Diya insists she did it.Copy !req
62. Meaning this afternoon,
she'll be sentenced
to death row,Copy !req
63. and, worse, brutally hounded
by true crime podcasters.Copy !req
64. Death row?Copy !req
65. Then please, just give me
five minutes down thereCopy !req
66. to figure out
what's really going on.Copy !req
67. What's that?Copy !req
68. Look, you didn't
hear it from us,Copy !req
69. but the only way Cogburn's
letting you anywhere
near your mom's cellCopy !req
70. and potentially
messing up his caseCopy !req
71. is if you get
arrested yourself.Copy !req
72. Arrested? I see.Copy !req
73. Well, then call me
a medieval minstrelCopy !req
74. 'cause I'm about to loot.Copy !req
75. Yeah. Unfortunately,Copy !req
76. he's so worried
about you talking to your mom,Copy !req
77. the only thing he'd arrest you
for right now is murder.Copy !req
78. Murder?Copy !req
79. Now, Daphne.Copy !req
80. Though I married
into this company,Copy !req
81. I'm the one who built it
from a small ascot shopCopy !req
82. into the multi-billion dollarCopy !req
83. target of child labor lawsuits
it is today.Copy !req
84. - And I did it all by—
- Moxie!Copy !req
85. Aggressively supporting
politicians who
look the other way.Copy !req
86. And I have impeccable taste.Copy !req
87. Like this.
Our newest fragrance.Copy !req
88. Oh, I love that.
What's it called?Copy !req
89. "Smells Like Mommy."Copy !req
90. Oh. Mm.Copy !req
91. Yes, it's terrible.
Freddie named it.Copy !req
92. Which brings us to the point
of your internship.Copy !req
93. You mean I'm not
just a diversity hireCopy !req
94. - for the company photo shoot?
- No.Copy !req
95. See, Freddie doesn't
listen to me.Copy !req
96. But yesterday you were
able to coax him back
to being popular like—Copy !req
97. - A modern-day Anne Sullivan.
- A celebrity dog trainer.Copy !req
98. Regardless, if Fred
has any hopeCopy !req
99. of running this company
one day, I need your helpCopy !req
100. teaching him that same kind
of strategic thinking
and drive.Copy !req
101. So, I'd have to spend
more time with Fred?Copy !req
102. I have to sort out
some personal stuff
with Velma first.Copy !req
103. Oh, hey, this is a good
business lesson to learn.Copy !req
104. Nobody cares.Copy !req
105. Fred, open up.Copy !req
106. I need your help
to get arrested
and save my mom's life.Copy !req
107. Ugh, not now.Copy !req
108. Fred?Copy !req
109. Fred, why are you raging out?
Can I assume sports?Copy !req
110. No, Velma.Copy !req
111. I'm raging out because my mom
doesn't think I'm capableCopy !req
112. of running the family business.Copy !req
113. But she's wrong.Copy !req
114. Look how good
I paint the company logo.Copy !req
115. Your company logo
is an asterisk?Copy !req
116. Oh, to indicate
a troubling footnote
about child labor.Copy !req
117. It's not an asterisk.
It's a flower.Copy !req
118. I painted those ones better.Copy !req
119. Wait, Fred.
You bought this van? Why?Copy !req
120. Because all
cool fashion advertising
for teensCopy !req
121. is just trashy,
pedo-tinged sex stuff.Copy !req
122. So, maybe if I drive
this thing around,Copy !req
123. I can make
Gentlemen's Accessories coolCopy !req
124. and prove to my mom
I'm not a joke.Copy !req
125. Because nothing's trashier
or more pedo-tingedCopy !req
126. than teens in an old van.
That's actually not a bad idea.Copy !req
127. Ahhh!Copy !req
128. Wrong! It is a good idea!
I can run the family business.Copy !req
129. Oh, wait. You just
agreed with me.
Sorry, I'm...Copy !req
130. I'm just sensitive
from always being wrong
about everything.Copy !req
131. Well, then I have good news,
'cause I'm taking youCopy !req
132. to the one place
no one will ever doubt you.Copy !req
133. Officers, arrest me.Copy !req
134. I've committed the only crime
worse than eating ethnic food
on an airplane.Copy !req
135. Don't care. Until your momCopy !req
136. is removed from our custody
and goes to death row,Copy !req
137. your presence here
is like a condom in a porno.Copy !req
138. Not wanted!Copy !req
139. But would you arrest her
if someone like meCopy !req
140. said someone like her
was bothering him?Copy !req
141. Well, yeah, that would do it.Copy !req
142. Norville, have you seen Velma?
She wasn't at the pep rally.Copy !req
143. And you know how much
she loves knocking over
cheerleader pyramids.Copy !req
144. Sorry, Daph. But I'm just
too tired of Velma's bullshitCopy !req
145. to care where she is.Copy !req
146. Norville never swears.Copy !req
147. Oh, my God.Copy !req
148. Huh? A geode?Copy !req
149. "My dearest daughter..."Copy !req
150. I almost died
while finding this.Copy !req
151. I think it has something
to do with the murders.Copy !req
152. "And while I know
it can never make up
for having abandoned you twice,Copy !req
153. please consider us evenCopy !req
154. for the $10 I took
from your locker!"Copy !req
155. Be quick. Your mom
doesn't have much time
before her sentencing.Copy !req
156. And the creature that lives
in the toilet feeds at 2:00.Copy !req
157. Mom?Copy !req
158. - Velma?
- Mom!Copy !req
159. I know you didn't really
wanna change my brain, right?Copy !req
160. I assume you misspoke
and meant change my bra?
'Cause I get that.Copy !req
161. Velma, I did it because
I wanted to put the brainCopy !req
162. of a popular girl
into the head
of my daughter, Velma.Copy !req
163. Oh.Copy !req
164. - But why?
- No, Velma, listen to me.Copy !req
165. I did it because I wanted
to put the brainCopy !req
166. of a popular girl
into the head
of my daughter, Velma.Copy !req
167. Yeah, Mom. I get it. Wait.Copy !req
168. You keep saying
the exact same thing.Copy !req
169. Yes! When I try to say
what actually happened,Copy !req
170. that's what comes out.Copy !req
171. I don't think I had amnesia,
I think I was hypnotized.Copy !req
172. Hypnotized? I thought
that only worked
in '70s cartoonsCopy !req
173. and '80s comedy clubs.Copy !req
174. Wait. But the cure
is always snapping.Copy !req
175. Sorry. Time to go to death row.
You failed, Velma.Copy !req
176. You're not ruining this for me.Copy !req
177. Let me out of here.Copy !req
178. My mom was hypnotized,Copy !req
179. and the serial killer
is still out there.Copy !req
180. Yes, he is, Velma.Copy !req
181. Oh, no, he's here!Copy !req
182. Daphne?Copy !req
183. Sorry. I just had to
clear my throat.Copy !req
184. My moms told me you were here.Copy !req
185. Ugh, I'd rather
you were the serial killer.Copy !req
186. Well, then, good news.Copy !req
187. Because I have something
that might help us find him.Copy !req
188. A pocket watch?Copy !req
189. Wait, I remember that
from somewhere.Copy !req
190. And do you remember me?Copy !req
191. How am I on a dirt road?Copy !req
192. Oh, no! I died,
and hell is
a cross country race.Copy !req
193. Wait. This is a memoryCopy !req
194. of the night
I started hallucinating,
two years ago.Copy !req
195. I'll never find my mom.Copy !req
196. My mystery solving caused this.Copy !req
197. No one will ever believe me...Copy !req
198. because I'm a weirdo.Copy !req
199. Oh, my God. I remember!Copy !req
200. That pocket watch
belongs to the serial killer.Copy !req
201. I recognize it
because he didn't
just hypnotize my mom,Copy !req
202. he hypnotized me
two years ago as well,Copy !req
203. to cause my hallucinations
and keep me from finding her.Copy !req
204. Now, did you check the watchCopy !req
205. - for fingerprints or semen?
- No need.Copy !req
206. There's an inscription.Copy !req
207. Okay, but Daphne,
it belonged to a serial killer.Copy !req
208. It's 100% caked in semen,
and you're just, like,
holding it in your hand.Copy !req
209. "Harry Meeting?"
Of course!Copy !req
210. General Harry Meeting
hired Dr. Edna PerdueCopy !req
211. to run his Project SCOOBI
brain-swapping program.Copy !req
212. And he was
a master of hypnosis.Copy !req
213. But, wait, he's dead.Copy !req
214. - Man!
- Exactly.Copy !req
215. Which can only mean one thing.Copy !req
216. It's General Meeting's ghost,Copy !req
217. back to finish
Dr. Perdue's work!Copy !req
218. For the last time,
ghosts do not exist.Copy !req
219. So, if you'd like to join me
back in reality,Copy !req
220. I'm gonna see if this watch
jogs any memories
for the Brains.Copy !req
221. I'll come with. But first...Copy !req
222. I'm sorry
about kissing Fred.
Forgive me?Copy !req
223. And I promise nothing will ever
come between us again.Copy !req
224. Hold up.
I have to take this. Victoria.Copy !req
225. What? Fred was caughtCopy !req
226. trying to lure teens into a van
for trashy sex stuff?Copy !req
227. I'll be right there.Copy !req
228. I am so sorry. I have to go.
But here.Copy !req
229. Perfume?Copy !req
230. Is that to remember you
while we're apart?Copy !req
231. Yes. But Victoria also
wants to knowCopy !req
232. if you like it and or
get a terrible rash.Copy !req
233. Text me your thoughts
and be safe.Copy !req
234. Fred, tell your mom I'm getting
in the car you sent right now.Copy !req
235. What do you mean
you didn't send a car?
Oh, God!Copy !req
236. Ugh, fine. You sent a limo.Copy !req
237. Yes, I know the difference,
you asshole.Copy !req
238. Okay.Copy !req
239. Clap, clap. Group shower
discussion of the day.Copy !req
240. Aren't you so over characters
making dramatic entrances
on TV shows?Copy !req
241. - For sure.
- Totally.Copy !req
242. I like the quiet characters
who don't get much to do.Copy !req
243. I actually love
dramatic entrances.Copy !req
244. - Velma?
- Yeah.Copy !req
245. And before you say anything,
my mom didn't kill you
and put you in those jars.Copy !req
246. She was hypnotized
by whoever took you.Copy !req
247. So please, tell me
you recognize this.Copy !req
248. - Where was that?
- I do...Copy !req
249. not know.Copy !req
250. - Sorry.
- I don't either.Copy !req
251. Well, great! Now I have nothing
and my mom's
going to the chair.Copy !req
252. Which is exactly
what you deserve, Velma.Copy !req
253. Well, not your mom
going to the chair.Copy !req
254. But you were given
the best thing in the world,Copy !req
255. and every day you treated it
like worthless garbage.Copy !req
256. Hair that's full of bounce
and easy to style?Copy !req
257. No! Norville!Copy !req
258. And now,
he's transferring schoolsCopy !req
259. because it's too hard for him
to be around the person
who betrayed him.Copy !req
260. What? That's impossible.Copy !req
261. I know I messed up
by accusing Lamont,Copy !req
262. but Norville would've told me
if he was leaving school.Copy !req
263. He did.Copy !req
264. He left you a voice mail.Copy !req
265. Just one of the 1,000
you never listened to.Copy !req
266. I don't...Copy !req
267. I don't have time for this.Copy !req
268. I have to save my mom.Copy !req
269. And where did
her phone come from?Copy !req
270. We're naked!Copy !req
271. What's wrong, baby?Copy !req
272. Three Chaka Khan songs
have come onCopy !req
273. and you haven't even
bobbed your head.Copy !req
274. Ugh, nothing.Copy !req
275. I'm just wondering if I made
the right decision to leave...Copy !req
276. Oh, my God! I'm home!Copy !req
277. So Brenda and Krista's bodies
were used to frame me.Copy !req
278. But, wait. Lola's was found
by someone else.Copy !req
279. Norville, where are you
when I need you?Copy !req
280. Fine.Copy !req
281. Velma,Copy !req
282. it's Norville.
I'm switching schools.
See you in hell.Copy !req
283. If I ever visit from
the Halls of Mandos.Copy !req
284. That's a Tolkien reference,
which I know you hate.Copy !req
285. Damn it, Velma. Why didn't
you ever listen to these?Copy !req
286. Hey, Velma,Copy !req
287. it's Norville,
and I have huge news.Copy !req
288. It's banana pudding day
in the cafeteria.Copy !req
289. Call me back!Copy !req
290. Hey, Velma, it's Norville.Copy !req
291. Who's got two thumbs
and wants to say good morning?Copy !req
292. This guy!Copy !req
293. Yeah, that's maybe
more of a visual joke.
Call me back.Copy !req
294. Hey, Velma, it's Arnold,Copy !req
295. the Actornator.
JK, JK,
it's Norville.Copy !req
296. Call me back.Copy !req
297. Wow. This is the first
voice mail he ever left me.Copy !req
298. Uh, hey, hey, Velma.Copy !req
299. It's Norville Rogers from...
From math.Copy !req
300. I know we don't really
know each other,Copy !req
301. but I... I just wanted to sayCopy !req
302. I'm sorry your mom got taken,Copy !req
303. and I think it's cool that
you're wearing glasses now.Copy !req
304. Wow. He even noticed these.Copy !req
305. Mom's frames
are made by Jones
Gentlemen's Accessories?Copy !req
306. A pocket watch!Copy !req
307. Oh, my God! Harry Meeting usedCopy !req
308. Jones Gentlemen's Accessories
pocket watchesCopy !req
309. for his hypnosis. That's it!Copy !req
310. Dad! Dad! I figured it out!Copy !req
311. How to wash that sweater?Copy !req
312. You've literally
never smelled better.Copy !req
313. No, that's just some dumb
perfume Daphne sprayed on me.Copy !req
314. Mom's innocent.Copy !req
315. What? How?Copy !req
316. My glasses! It was my glasses!Copy !req
317. Mom didn't drop them in her car
the night she was taken.Copy !req
318. She left them as a clue
for me to find.Copy !req
319. But how are glasses a clue?Copy !req
320. Unless they solve
the mystery of why
a girl can't get a date, right?Copy !req
321. Sorry, I'm drunk.
Please continue.Copy !req
322. I'll explain everything on
the way to the Jones estate.Copy !req
323. If I'm right, Daphne and Fred
are in trouble.Copy !req
324. So, if the serial killer
caused your hallucinations
with hypnosis,Copy !req
325. how did me believing
that your mom was kidnapped
stop them?Copy !req
326. Because my hallucinations
preyed on my insecurityCopy !req
327. that I'm a weirdo
no one would believe.Copy !req
328. So, you believing me
counteracted that.Copy !req
329. Same with Norville
saying he liked me.Copy !req
330. I thought it was because
he made me laugh.Copy !req
331. But it was because
he made me feel cared for,Copy !req
332. the way a cool-ass boss bitch
like myself deserves to be.Copy !req
333. And I'm falling off the wall.Copy !req
334. Velma!Copy !req
335. Are you okay? 'Cause if not,
we can definitely sue.Copy !req
336. I'm fine. Just go get the cops.Copy !req
337. On it. But could you
maybe fake an injury?Copy !req
338. - The Joneses are a cash cow.
- Get the cops!Copy !req
339. Okay. How do I sneak
into this lab again?Copy !req
340. Hey, Angela Lansbury,
or whoever is in charge
up there now,Copy !req
341. please don't let me die today.Copy !req
342. There are so many things
I haven't done yet in life.Copy !req
343. Like, make a bucket list.
Or this.Copy !req
344. Hello.Copy !req
345. You've reached Norville Rogers.Copy !req
346. And, if this is Velma,
don't forgetCopy !req
347. you're a piece of...Copy !req
348. Norville, look,
I know you hate me,
but in case I die tonight,Copy !req
349. I just wanted to say
you'll always be
my best friend.Copy !req
350. That's it. Bye. Love you.Copy !req
351. Love you? Oh, no!Copy !req
352. Ah! What's happening?Copy !req
353. Don't donate my body
to science!Copy !req
354. Ugh, great.Copy !req
355. My phone's dead.
Now I can't call back Norville,Copy !req
356. or order Thai food.Copy !req
357. "To find the lab entrance,
walk 32 steps.Copy !req
358. The jersey number
of the great O.J. Simpson"?Copy !req
359. Ugh, God. Dr. Perdue,
could this journal
be more dated?Copy !req
360. "Now, look for the stone
that is as perfectCopy !req
361. as Woody Allen
and Mia Farrow's marriage"?Copy !req
362. Wait, there it is.Copy !req
363. My glasses.Copy !req
364. I hope this doesn't
keep happening.Copy !req
365. Daphne, wake up.Copy !req
366. Velma!
Get me out of here.Copy !req
367. Oh, and Fred, if there's time.Copy !req
368. I will. I just have to
figure out how.Copy !req
369. Oh, that's it.Copy !req
370. Excuse me!Copy !req
371. Wait. Do you think
seeing us fool aroundCopy !req
372. will give the serial killer
a heart attack?Copy !req
373. Worth a shot.
Oh, God!Copy !req
374. - Ahhh!
- And now you die, Velma.Copy !req
375. Then I guess I better
smell good for Angela Lansbury.Copy !req
376. Oh, my God, you're a genius.Copy !req
377. How did you know
the perfume would do that?Copy !req
378. My shrill voice
usually repels bats.Copy !req
379. So when they attacked me
in the well,Copy !req
380. I knew it had to be
the perfume
driving them crazy.Copy !req
381. Ahhh! Get, them off!
Get them off!Copy !req
382. Wait, no. Keep them on.Copy !req
383. Velma, how did you know
we were down here?Copy !req
384. Was Fred right about
the government putting trackers
in those vaccines?Copy !req
385. No. After connecting
General Meeting to
Jones Gentlemen's Accessories,Copy !req
386. it was obvious.Copy !req
387. So, it is the ghost
of Dr. Edna Perdue.
I knew it!Copy !req
388. Don't be an idiot, Fred.
It's the ghostCopy !req
389. of General Harry Meeting.Copy !req
390. Stop before I
think less of you.
Just let me explain.Copy !req
391. This all began
when the serial killer
tried to frame meCopy !req
392. for the murders
of Brenda and KristaCopy !req
393. by putting them in my locker
and recycling bin.Copy !req
394. But then Fred
raged out in courtCopy !req
395. and went to prison
for those murders instead.Copy !req
396. Oh, yeah, I remember that.Copy !req
397. Wow, crazy couple of weeks.Copy !req
398. But the third body, Lola's,
wasn't used to frame me. Why?Copy !req
399. Because the serial killer
needed a body fastCopy !req
400. to exonerate Fred
and get him out of prison.Copy !req
401. But why would the serial killer
want Fred out of prison,Copy !req
402. only to then
take him at Fog Fest?Copy !req
403. Because the serial killer is...Copy !req
404. - Mother?
- Victoria Jones?Copy !req
405. Formerly known
as Victoria Meeting,Copy !req
406. the daughter of
General Harry Meeting.Copy !req
407. Once I learned of her past,
it all made sense.Copy !req
408. I mean, first off,
only a real monsterCopy !req
409. has a destination wedding
in Bali.Copy !req
410. What? Mother, how could you?Copy !req
411. Because she wanted
to replace your brainCopy !req
412. with that of someone
more capableCopy !req
413. of one day running
Jones Gentlemen's Accessories.Copy !req
414. Replace my brain? Hold up.Copy !req
415. Am I not your special
number-one little guy?Copy !req
416. I tried to encourage you,
Freddie, but in the end,Copy !req
417. I couldn't let
your incompetence
ruin my life's work.Copy !req
418. The way
my father's incompetence
ruined Project SCOOBI.Copy !req
419. Huh? I thought
Project SCOOBI failedCopy !req
420. because Dr. Perdue went insane
trying to swap people's brains.Copy !req
421. That's the public story.
The truth isCopy !req
422. Dr. Perdue succeeded in her
brain-swapping procedure.Copy !req
423. But then my father
tried to take all the credit
for her work.Copy !req
424. When Dr. Perdue found out,Copy !req
425. she undid the experiment,Copy !req
426. bricked up her lab
and hid her journal,Copy !req
427. so her work
couldn't be recreated.Copy !req
428. But hoping to make her talk,Copy !req
429. my father had her institutionalized.Copy !req
430. But Dr. Perdue didn't crack,Copy !req
431. and without the journals,
my father couldn't
reproduce her results.Copy !req
432. Project SCOOBI was shut down.Copy !req
433. - No!
- And we lost everything.Copy !req
434. Wait. Our family was also poor?Copy !req
435. Can this day
get any worse?Copy !req
436. To save us
from financial ruin,Copy !req
437. I married William Jones,
the man whose family businessCopy !req
438. supplied the pocket watches
my father used for hypnosis.Copy !req
439. - You love me, right?
- Shh.Copy !req
440. And after building
Jones Gentlemen's AccessoriesCopy !req
441. into a global brand,Copy !req
442. you couldn't stand
to see it undone
by your own son.Copy !req
443. So you decided
to give him a better brainCopy !req
444. by buying this houseCopy !req
445. and finding
Dr. Perdue's journals.Copy !req
446. But your mom
had already found them.Copy !req
447. So, when my mom
showed up here
two years ago,Copy !req
448. you hypnotized herCopy !req
449. and made her rebuild the lab,
while you foundCopy !req
450. the perfect brain
to put in Fred's head.Copy !req
451. Case closed.Copy !req
452. Okay, but why pick the brain
of a hot, popular girl?Copy !req
453. We're literally
the only murders
people care about.Copy !req
454. Because I wanted
someone like me.Copy !req
455. An ambitious, status-conscious
young womanCopy !req
456. who could appreciate
what she might achieveCopy !req
457. as the male president
of a global corporation.Copy !req
458. But now I see
the perfect brain for FredCopy !req
459. is the one I tried hardest
to keep away.Copy !req
460. William.Copy !req
461. Oh, God. Look at his eyes.
He's hypnotized.Copy !req
462. I had no choice.Copy !req
463. The poor fool figured out
what I was up to.Copy !req
464. Victoria!Copy !req
465. Think this through.
Once my brain is in Fred,Copy !req
466. I'll just go to the police.Copy !req
467. Right after I've
looked at myself naked.Copy !req
468. No, you won't, Velma,Copy !req
469. because not only
are you brilliant,Copy !req
470. who more than you
would truly appreciateCopy !req
471. the advantages of being
a handsome, rich white man?Copy !req
472. Oh, advantages?
You think we likeCopy !req
473. being president
of the United States
97% of the time?Copy !req
474. The job sucks!Copy !req
475. Having spent time
with the Brains,Copy !req
476. I was reminded that hot,
popular girls your ageCopy !req
477. don't yet realize
just how much the deck
is stacked against them.Copy !req
478. But a stumpy know-it-all
with bad eyesCopy !req
479. and a worse haircut,
such as myself, would.Copy !req
480. You know what, Victoria?Copy !req
481. You're right. I am so in.Copy !req
482. - What?
- Velma!Copy !req
483. - Fred will die.
- And worse, be embarrassed!Copy !req
484. Exactly. I am so sick
of rich guys like youCopy !req
485. not only not realizing
how much is handed to them,Copy !req
486. but still thinking
they're the victimsCopy !req
487. when they mess everything upCopy !req
488. because of
their lazy entitlement
and fragile egos.Copy !req
489. My ego is not fragile.Copy !req
490. - Ahhh!
- Yes!Copy !req
491. Rage, Fred. Rage with the angerCopy !req
492. of a dad who just
bumped his head
and break your restraints.Copy !req
493. No! What are you doing? Stop!Copy !req
494. Fred, your mom is getting away!Copy !req
495. You did this!Copy !req
496. No, Fred. I only said
those things to rile you up.Copy !req
497. I mean, yes,
I feel that way, but—Copy !req
498. No. I'm glad
you said it, Velma.Copy !req
499. Only friends
tell each other the truth.Copy !req
500. And I'm proud
to call you a friend,Copy !req
501. no matter how annoying
I find your voice.Copy !req
502. Wow. I'm already loving
our new truth dynamic.Copy !req
503. Now get out of here.
I'll stop my mom.Copy !req
504. Hello, Mother.Copy !req
505. Freddie, I'm sorry.Copy !req
506. But I, um...
I have an excuse.Copy !req
507. - A good one.
- Really?Copy !req
508. Quick, find the button
that makes the bucket go up.Copy !req
509. It doesn't work like that.
We have to climb.Copy !req
510. I see.Copy !req
511. So, I guess I just
live down here now?Copy !req
512. - Victoria? How?
- It's not Victoria.Copy !req
513. Mother never could have
wanted to swap my brain.Copy !req
514. She told me she's been
possessed by the ghost
of Dr. Edna Perdue.Copy !req
515. It made so much sense
when she told me,Copy !req
516. I accidentally dropped the gun
and, well...Copy !req
517. Here we are.Copy !req
518. So, say your goodbyes, girls,Copy !req
519. as I'm about
to transfer your brains
to these cave walls.Copy !req
520. Velma, if this is the end,Copy !req
521. I need you to know
that I love you.Copy !req
522. - I love you too, Norville.
- What?Copy !req
523. - Norville?
- Daphne!Copy !req
524. I mean, I love you, Daphne.Copy !req
525. Velma, I got your VM.
Voice mail.Copy !req
526. And I love you too!Copy !req
527. Norville, watch out!Copy !req
528. Well, it appears
I've gotten away with it,Copy !req
529. you meddling ki—Copy !req
530. Mother? Ghost of
Dr. Perdue? Hello?Copy !req
531. Oh, my God. She's dead.Copy !req
532. Like, really dead.Copy !req
533. It's over.Copy !req
534. It's finally over.Copy !req
535. This feels amazing!Copy !req
536. Like, best day ever!
I solved the case!
Happy dance!Copy !req
537. It's true.Copy !req
538. I'd solved the case for good.Copy !req
539. But like all
prestige detectives,Copy !req
540. had I actually lost
more than I found?Copy !req
541. Vermin Dorkley Day!Copy !req
542. And we also have keys
for your friends.Copy !req
543. We're not friends.
Norville killed my mother.Copy !req
544. She tried to kill me first.Copy !req
545. Only because she was possessed
by the ghost of your grandma.Copy !req
546. Fred. Ghosts are not real.Copy !req
547. Oh, what a surprise.Copy !req
548. Velma's standing up
for Norville,
the love of her life.Copy !req
549. No, that's stupid.Copy !req
550. Sure, my personal life
was in shambles,
but I got my mom back!Copy !req
551. Okay, so it's a dark mystery
origin story of Boo Boo Bear.Copy !req
552. TV got even better
while you were kidnapped.Copy !req
553. All right, sounds great.
Turn it up.Copy !req
554. And maybe shut the curtains.Copy !req
555. Velma, did you change
the locks again?Copy !req
556. Let us in. We still
live here. Hello?Copy !req
557. Still, all our lives
were changed forever
by what had happened.Copy !req
558. I can't sleep, Dad.Copy !req
559. It's either my
Spanish test tomorrow,Copy !req
560. or the fact that
I killed Fred's mom.Copy !req
561. Have you tried marijuana?Copy !req
562. What?Copy !req
563. And events
had been set in motionCopy !req
564. that could not be reversed.Copy !req
565. Because little did we knowCopy !req
566. the real mystery
was just starting.Copy !req
567. Well, Cogburn,
here's everything I used
to catch the serial killer,Copy !req
568. bring home my mom,
and basically embarrass
your entire force.Copy !req
569. Oh, it takes more than that
to embarrass us.Copy !req
570. But you ever feel like
becoming a real detective,
we could use you.Copy !req
571. You've got a sharp brain.Copy !req
572. Thank you.Copy !req
573. That actually means a lot.Copy !req
574. Uh, yeah, almost like a man.Copy !req
575. Another thing
Velma was right about.Copy !req
576. No such thing as ghosts.Copy !req
577. Hello? Hello, hello?Copy !req